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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
May 2008
1702455Lawful Good Stories ThreadThe traditional arguments about lawful good characters give way to epic stories, especially the paladin and the medusaLG, Paladins, writefaggotry2008-05-11 16 
1775987RapeguardA moronic DM shoehorns a celibate paladin into a magically-dominated fall because "all men want to have sex with women, no matter what they say." /tg/ plots revenge.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins2008-05-20 27 
June 2008
1927081Rapeguard, continuedUpdate on Anonymous' plan for vengeance on his group's DM.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-06-07 25 
April 2009
4149198Dealing with crappy players/tg/ discusses means for players to deal with other players who either outright are Kender or might as well be in the game itself, followed by an example of playing Kender rightD&D, Fluff, Paladins, Kender2009-04-01 8 
March 2010
8597154Elven Cutebold Genocide / Adventure Continuation ThreadPart 2 of Janus & co.'s fight against the Nazi Elves of the Forest of Ulthar. WARNING: Cutebolds and Soul-crushing despair ahead.cutebolds, adventure, elves, genocide, bad-ass paladins, 2010-03-15 5 
June 2010
10590303Paladins of BDSMDespite the name, this was the result of a challenge to create a Lawful Good Deity of BDSM. And surprisingly, some good discussion and plot ideas were had. Paladins, Xiombarg, Loviatar, gods, fluff, discussion2010-06-19 16 
10788125Paladin Politics/tg/ experiences the idea of Paladin orders politicking with each other. Thread is trolled by people demanding the paladins be murdering rapists, because thats more realistic. Paladins, politics2010-06-27 7 
July 2010
11327165Paladin Politics Part DeuxAnother thread about Paladins and geopolitical manuevering, this time with necromancers. Still no Paladins fall. This guy is good.Paladins, politics2010-07-24 11 
August 2010
11826926"I just want to save the day."Anon wants to be the hero. /tg/ shows us all how to be the big goddamned hero.Paladins, Manly Tears, Hero2010-08-26 16 
December 2012
22116080The paladin who killed DeathA dumbass paladin decides to kill the Reaper to save everyone from death. This has its consequences. World-ruining consequences.DND, Paladins, Death, Undead, Alignment, Godkilling2012-12-19 -9 
October 2013
27796127On Sikhs, and SikhismIn which /tg/ learns that Sikhism is pretty much a religion where everyone are paladins, and proceed to have the most civil religion-related thread you'll ever see.Sikhism, religion, paladins, turbans, bad-ass, beards2013-10-18 33 
27960246Lamia Vagrant Quest/Humanity’s Vanguard Quest PrologueThe tale of a young, homeless lamia girl trying to scrape by in the city quickly takes a turn for the dark.Collective Game, Lamia, Paladins, Humanity’s Vanguard Quest , Lots of hate2013-10-27 27 
January 2015
37291725The Order of the AlmondOP posts a trollish "you get a slave, wat do?" thread. /tg/ derails it into worldbuilding a paladin order and religion based around the worship of almonds.derailed thread, derail, funny, almonds, nuts, peanuts, nutcracker, paladins, ethics, slavery, tg cannot stay on topic,2015-01-11 22 
July 2016
48087737"Why are Paladins so hates?" Plus anon rage.OP asks /tg/ why some people whine when someone plays a Paladin and the thread derails into why a randomanon who hates Paladins is a faggot.That Guy, Problem Player, storytime, Paladin, Drama, Paladins, rage2016-07-05 -4 
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