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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

Soon, you will take your revenge against your hated sister, Shotasniffer...as soon as she gets home. For now you're overseeing a huge martial arts tournament on the moon, of which you're actively participating in, as the semi-finals final challenge.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5874828
How's the current state of the fight
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>>5874828
>>5874832
what this guy said
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5874828
Did last winning roll not count?
If it doesnt, and this roll wins, it does now!
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>>5874832
Alright, so. The fight's coming down to the conclusion, It's Quattro against Boy. Student vs his Other Master. Nephew Against Uncle. There's apparently an orc in there somewhere, I'm not sure.

Oh and anon is about to give OP all his money, this is 500% true facts
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5874841
Let's have one final clash. Whoever wins this gets the respect of Rasputin FOREVER
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5874841
Boy has perished
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5874841
Quattro has defeated boy and stands over him menacingly.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5874841
Op is so harsh, pay the man anon>>5874832
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>>5874850
As anon gives OP his life savings, the fighters stare eachother down dramatically
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5874852
Quattro and Boy both punch this rando orc out before CLASHING
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5874852
Quattro quickly vanquishes Boy to face... THE ORC
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5874852
Orc uses steel guard from two attackers and a triage of blows errupt in the triangle of death that is our fighters!
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>>5874855
THE DEATH TRIANGLE?!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5874860
>>5874853
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5874860
It's more fun that a pillow fight! Then Boy gets knocked out by a random pillow.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5874860
Quattro takes one of them down, determined by chance!
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>>5874864
Roll 4d100

The first roll is Quattro. Second roll Boy. Third roll Orc. Fourth roll....is for picking.

Anybody that rolls lower than Quattro gets KO'd. This also applies if Both non-Quatts roll lower.

If Quattro rolls lower than anybody....well let's not talk about that just yet.

Also the Orc has -20 malus due to being a rando
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Rolled 83, 37, 99, 28 = 247 (4d100)

>>5874872
Roll
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Rolled 67, 90, 23, 48 = 228 (4d100)

>>5874872
BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY
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Rolled 1, 97, 33, 40 = 171 (4d100)

>>5874872
Sorry RandORc but this is just how it is.
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Rolled 54, 7, 36, 67 = 164 (4d100)

>>5874872
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>>5874875
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5874882
QUATTRO GOT KNOCKED OUT BY BOY???
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5874882
the winning one's this one actually >>5874880
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Rolled 96, 72, 20, 30 = 218 (4d100)

>>5874872
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5874884
>>5874880
This
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>>5874884
Yeah but I already smacked the post button when thread got updated, yadda yadd bada bing bada boom
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5874888
What's Marian up to rn? floating in space I bet
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5874888
wait a minute that's actually the Quattro job button, OP
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>>5874888
Thats not Quattro's fault that's anons for rolling against him and preventing other rollers to roll. How do I know? The dice says so.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5874892
>>5874888
Typos
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>>5874890
Nah that's over there instead
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5874895
How about I pay you some money to press the QJ button, OP
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5874895
Rewind
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>>5874895
Everytime you turn back around I slam that button
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>>5874897
oooooh shiiiiieeeeeet
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5874901
>it takes us all the way back to when Quattro still had his beachside bar in Skeleton Island 1
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5874901
boy got ejected out the ring due to correction in results!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5874901
this roll >>5874880 takes its rightful place as the picked roll
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And so time rewinds...we're back too..LIL QUATTRO
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5874909
Mien gott!
Is Orc an Baby Boy there too?
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>>5874910
Orc will be erased from the timeline
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5874911
If Orc dies, so does boy. They are linked in this way.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5874911
>>5874903
Nah you rewinded the VCR too far, OP
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5874911
He can't be, because he channels the malice into himself and loves rent free in your mind.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5874911
Let's rewind more we'll get to the spot we want to be
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>>5874915
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5874917
Aha, the hunter has become the hunted!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5874917
Orc stays, boy goes.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5874917
>>5874914
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>>5874919
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5874919
>>5874917
In the interest of expediency, I change my vote to this
>>5874920
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5874922
On the one hand, I want to continue this bit, but on the other hand, boy dies, orc stays.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5874922
Dang it OP
Just eliminate someone from the clash already
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5874922
This vote again with my roll
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5874922
THE REVERSE HAS BECOME THE REVERSERED
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>>5874925
No I'm pretty sure the other hand has this in it instead
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5874929
Press it for the funny, OP
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5874929
That's not much dick
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5874929
Kill Orc, forward back to the Quart v Boy fight
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>>5874933
>wanting more dicks
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5874929
Orc stays boy goes
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5874936
>>5874931
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5874936
What the fuck is even happening right now.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5874936
Anon is outed! Boy runs cuz he is ashamed. Orc stays cuz he thinks it funneh.
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>>5874938
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5874936
Alright just give Quattro the win >>5874880
got
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5874941
How far did we go into the future...?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5874941
OH NO WE SKIPPED AHEAD AND ARE NOW WATCHING SKELETON ISLAND 7
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5874941
Quattro and orc are fighting while Boy fell into an unconscious state.
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>>5874944
Alright. Jim Skeleton Von Jewburner, it's time to take yur rightful place as the Strongest most coolest Skeleton
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5874947
>purple
who the hell is this guy
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5874947
Watch out Jim, it's Steve (who has since Skeleton Island 3 actually become the strongest skeleton and formed his own Cyan faction)!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5874947
He looks autistic as fuck
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>>5874949
Y'know. Jim! From the Purple Cool Dudes faction!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5874952
Ain't no way.
Hit that rewind button and take us back to the present, OP
stop delaying!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5874952
He burns
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5874952
Jim opens his iconic umbrella
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>>5874953
Rewinding time yet again has messed up the timeline!
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5874956
I think that's you just being horny, OP'
also we never paid for the Quattro bikini DLC
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5874956
THIS STAYS
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5874957
I payed for it>>5874956
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>>5874957
No mo' Bikini Quattro
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5874960
Okay, let's finally do this final clash with Boy and Quattro, no rando orc monk. This is for all the keeps.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5874960
Quattro and Boy resume fightan
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5874960
Boy is confused and aroused
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>>5874963
"Well that was...something"

"Let's never speak of it ever again"

"Agreed"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5874967
>>5874962
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5874967
Oh ok.. orc stays, boy goes! Oh no!
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>>5874968
Alright. This one's for all the beans. Are you all ready to rrrrrrrollllllllll diiiiiiiiiiice?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5874974
CUT TO FIGHTAN GAME STYLE SHOWDOWN
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5874968dice+1d100
You a dick
>>5874974
Fuck you
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5874974
yea boy dies a terrible death
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>>5874974
Well op you been fucking people out of their rolls, but it was everyone so I think the anger is just gonna melt away.
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>>5874976
This one's for all the beeeeans.

Roll 2d100. First one's Quattro, Second one Boy.

I'll count the total of everyone and then use that for the results
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Rolled 86, 73 = 159 (2d100)

>>5874984
QUATTRO?
BOY?
I CAN'T DECIDE
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Rolled 80, 27 = 107 (2d100)

>>5874984
SHOW ME YOUR ROLLS EVERYONE! FOR GLORY!
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5874984
Here it goes
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Yeah, whip out your hard throbbing rolls
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Rolled 56, 50 = 106 (2d100)

>>5874984
This is for all those anons out there!
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Rolled 65, 20 = 85 (2d100)

>>5874984
Whoops
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It's a total #QUATTSWEEP
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>>5874993
top tier drawing
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That's right my friends. The conclusion is....this is the amount of money you need to give OP
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5874995
Damn, let me pull out my credit card.
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>>5874994
thanks :)
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5874995
I set OP's house on fire.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5874995
The blinding Yellow of the #QUATTSWEEP destroys the paywall
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5874995
I re organize Op's files from young to old in his (private folder)
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>>5874996
Anon's credit card unlocked' Quattro's movelist he can use to finish this fight
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5875007
Chilling storm looks like the hardest
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5875007
>SHIN QUATTROKEN
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5875007
Chillsader Bomber, baby!
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multipanel sequence takes some time, pls hold
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>>5875019
Captcha p8rxxx
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>>5875015
"Pay attention, Boy! I'm going to show you a new move! CHILLLLLSAAADERRRRRRRRRRRR BOMMMMBEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5875035
Quattro FINALLY puts his sunglasses back on for achieving Victory
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5875035
Quattro Stands there, upgrades shades to Kamina Shades and Pompadour.
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>>5875039
Sadly I think somebody rolled for Quattro to never be able to have a pompadour ever again in a previous thread
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>>5875036
Meh this is better.
Sorry Op. -sigh- poor orc. He just wanted to live... To see the end.
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>>5875040
Oh shit? Why? That's really lame. Is that anon really gay? That's probably why.
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>>5875036
Tournament Status: ZERO FINALISTS
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5875055
Rasputin finally thinks Quattro is ready to face Shotasniffer...
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5875055
Quattro helps Boy up. His fight is not done yet (he has to face Rasputin in an epic fight next).
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5875055
Betty is genuinely impressed and really means it when she call Quattro her little pogchamp. She's still going to use that favor Rasputin gave her though
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>>5875062
"Damn....I hoped you'd forget about that due to all the excitement"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5875069
Rasputin uses the fact he's gotta fight the finalists now to get away from Betty
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5875069
Never forget
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>>5875070
"There are NO finalists, dear brother O mine. Quattro eliminated them all in the battle royale just now"

"I...uh...there's gotta be a second clause in there...or something"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5875075
>>5875061
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5875075
Rasputin starts running to congratulate Quattro on the win
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5875075
Oh right here it says "Rasputin is a bitch" wow!
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>>5875077
"Aww look, isn't that sweet"

"He's still his uncle, after all"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5875075
Rasputin pretends not to hear her as he speeds towards the arena
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5875084
Rasputin slips away to congratulate Quattro
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>>5875086
YOu know who's gonna actually slip away, Me. Cuz holy shit when did it become 5 AM. I gotta go to bed or else i'm gonna be fucked at work. See yaaaaa

updates n shit b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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wait, then who beat luke?
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>>5875090
Thx bye
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>>5875091
Quattro. Last thread. There was a whole fight and everything
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>>5875093
oh thats right
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Lilly must be devastated
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>>5875097
We'll deal with that later
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>>5874807
I fucking knew it all along that OP was in the reds' pocket. "Reds won fair and square" muh fucking dick
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>>5875097
surely she didn't expect boy to beat Quattro? Not only is he an OG 4, he is the most 1v1 focused one among them.
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Merry Christmas to Quattro, OP and all players.
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>>5875476
i dont like the implications of that jar in the back ground
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Where is Top Dolla? Formerly known Ốp Nguyen
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>>5875743
>asking for OP
>thread ID starts with OP
Rhymes like pottery
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>>5875657
(belated) Merry Christmas from Skeleton Island

also thread continues in like morning in 12 hours or some such
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>>5876294
Haha Marian is a loser elf. What a FUCKING FREAK
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>>5876294
Bitchin'
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>>5876294
based
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>>5876294
Were those tits always that size?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5876739
add some margarine
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>>5876742
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>>5876743
Now add the ham
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>>5876746
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5876752
"There is one last competitor" Rasputin says, as he places a hand on Betty's shoulder, before hefting her up and throwing her down to the arena like a javelin. "FLY STRAIGHT AND TRUE, MY SHADOWY SISTER!"
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>>5876753
"Wait, I didn't even make it into the finals"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5876769
WHO WILL WIN
QUATTRO'S SIMPING
OR BETTY'S GIRLBOSSING
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5876769
"Betty, don't you remember? It's the ~SPECIAL~ tournament round. ~ALL~ tournament competitors are eligible."

Rasputin hefts her up and throws her down to the arena like a javelin.
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>>5876771
"Alright, but you owe me twice for this one, brother"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5876779
That's because he's joining you
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5876779
"WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE REALLY TOSSING ME FROM UP HERE?! I CAN JUST WAALLLKKKKKK-------"
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>>5876780
>
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5876787
lol

"You know, on second thought, I can just WWAAALLLLL--------"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5876790
Grow some balls
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>>5876790
"It's fine. I'm coming with you"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5876828
Betty walks up to Quattro, the arena floor cracking under every step, and boops him on the nose.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5876828
"IT'S RASPUTIN AND BETTY AGAINST some yellow child lover"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5876828
QUICK PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES AND ACT COOL QUATTRO
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>>5876815
But I buy, mine, anon?
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>>5876829
Quattro crumbles immediately
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5876845
Quattro blinks. "BETTY IS THE WINNER OF THE SPECIAL TOURNAMENT ROUND! The tournament will continue as previously planned! She will have the right to challenge the winner of the tournament before they face the champion. " And then he kinda just struts away.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5876845
This is the part where Quattro forfeits and grovels at Betty's feet
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5876846
Yeah why not
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5876845
>>5876846
THE CHAMPION IS YOU YOU COWARD
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>>5876854
RASPUTIN FIRST, THEN US!
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>>5876850
"Welp. Guess that's that. Congrats Betty"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5876860
Too bad Quattro eliminated everyone else
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5876860
Ayo, hol up.
>>5876846
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5876860
Quattro's simping won after all....
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5876860
I see
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>>5876864
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5876868
Quattro looks at Betty with puppy eyes
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5876868
>>5876863
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5876868
>>5876870
"Well, am I the tournament organizer or am I the tournament organizer?"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5876860
A girl would
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>>5876870
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5876877
>>5876873
"Quattro, it's RASPUTIN who planned this. As a birthday gift for YOU."
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5876877
".....Fine."
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5876877
Woof
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5876879
>>5876877
Dont stop now
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>>5876881
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5876886
>>5876879
"Also, you're fighting Rasputin now"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5876886
"Okay. Let the tournament continue." Flashing Rasputin three fingers.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5876888
OH SHIT LOOK AT THOSE
MY MANS WITH THE 333
3 DIGITS
3 ROLL
3 FINGERS
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>>5876888
Ah yes, the secret signal. It means....

A. Since Betty is the winner of the special round, she gets put back into the tournament. And the last match is between 3 fighters

B. There's only 3 fights left. Losers of the special round fight to see who makes it in. Then Betty fights them. Whoever wins faces the champ

C. Rasputin will now fight them both

D. Shotasniffer will return after 3 plot points

E. Quattro is severely wounded and needs at least 3 pizzas

F. "Ey bro look at how many I can count to"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5876898
B. There's only 3 fights left. Losers of the special round fight to see who makes it in. Then Betty fights them. Whoever wins faces the champ
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5876898
E and F, give him three pizzas
Completely unrelated, B happens
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>>5876902
Nice. I'm switching to this.
>>5876900
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5876898
>>5876900
Yeah lets do this
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5876898
>>5876902
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>>5876906
>>5876903
"Alright folks. Special Round over. We'll take a break and when we return, it'll be the semi-finals! Feel free to enjoy our selection of food and drinks in the mean time"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5876913
this tournament arc has been really draining and quattro's popularity has been an all-time low
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5876913
"What was that about?" Rasputin asks Betty, before noticing Betty is biting her thumbnail.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5876913
>>5876915
>>5876917
Both
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5876913
Quattro went off to grab a drink form Rosa to celebrate the occasion.
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>>5876920
Wrong one
>>5876913
>>5876917
>>5876921
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>>5876917
"Damnit, tournament's still continuing, can't cash in those favors yet..."

"What was that?"

"Oh, uh nothing, bro....Say. You're the champ right?"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5876925
"I could immediately tell after getting close to Quattro... that he hadn't even use half his strength". Portrait shots of Rasputin, Dad, and Grandma very excited to hear this.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5876925
>>5876927
I love Grandma
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>>5876928
Wait
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>>5876928
>>5876929
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5876930
Holli finally decides on joining Blue at the behest of Lilly
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5876930
Not like this
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>>5876930
>>5876931
I think you mean Olessa forced Lilly to accept Holi
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5876933
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>>5876931
>at the behest of Lilly

wut, she was against it before. surely you mean what this anon said >>5876933 and were just using behest wrong.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5876935
yeah what that anon said mb
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5876935
>>5876937
A common mistake for beginners.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5876927
>>5876935
I still want that face reaction of Grandma
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>>5876940
Wait just let me think
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>>5876937
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5876943
how long does it to take to draw Holli in blue colors, OP
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5876943

"So that's your game, huh Quattro? All right then, let's do this!" Marian before breaking his body cast by simply walking out of it.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5876943
Please have mercy
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>>5876948
Im not getting that Grandma drawing am i
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>>5876944
About 5 minutes but I had to poop
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5876959
Nice, now Green just needs another member and we can make it balanced
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5876946
>>5876959
Holi's looking damn fine though.
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>>5876964
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5876970
That's a bit overexaggerated OP
Real Marian would be more lanky and cybernetic.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5876970
"That should be enough time for the worm program to reactivate. I still have to work on Rosa's mech, the ships, and the robot grunt army. Man, Quattro, you're a slave driver, but ah well. It'll all be worth it in the end."
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>>5876970
>>5876972
lmfao You caught me mirin' the bulge
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>>5876972
"Hmm? Quattro? You still there?"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5876976
Marian slaps Quattro out of his trance
>>5876971
also he'd be wearing a suit
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5876976
All right, I'm heading to the computer lab. Thanks for stalling by keeping the tournament going and let me know if you need anything else. Oh! I'll also check on the communication relay to make sure everyone is set for the rebellion. Do you want to start it while fighting Shotasniffer or do you have a code word you'll say?
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>>5876977
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5876984
>>5876979
What that guy said
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5876979
>>5876984
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>>5876986
Huh? Right. The rebellion. Plot dictates that Shotasniffer would arrive as soon as the tourney ends. Of course. Didn't know what came over Quattro back there
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5876988
Rosa arrive to the scene with the drinks that Quattro requested.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5876988
>>5876989
Yeah, let's not have that happen again. A whiskey while watching Apprentice and Jill having a drinking contest.
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>>5876989
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5876992
Cheers!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5876992
Quattro takes a swig, stretches and sends a text message to Rasputin that reads: "u up 4 a fite :0)?"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5876992
Drink with Rosa while watching Apprentice and Jill having a drinking contest.
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>>5876995
Shit. It should've been drink with Apprentice while watching Rosa and Jill having a drinking contest.
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>>5876994
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5876996
>>5876997
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5876998
this guy's really invested in a precise sequence of events occurring
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>>5877000
>>5876998
YEah! You're kinda sus, anon!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5877002
Quattro keeps drinking until he gets black out drunk and several tournament rounds have passed
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5877002
I wanted Super Mario RPG level up music to play, but I didn't think Rosa and Jill leveled up, though Quattro and Apprentice probably did after training.
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>>5877003
>timeskipping
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5877006
Oh shit, listen to that! Super Mario RPG level up music starts to play!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5877006
WHATS THAT MUSIC
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>>5877007
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5877009
lmao Fucking gorgeous. Quattro, Rosa, and Apprentice, and Jill level up!

This might be a bit much, but could you make a gif of all four dancing on the level up screen?
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5877009
The music sounds to alert everyone to Marion stepping on a rake
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>>5877011
sheeet
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>>5877016
I guess I have my answer then. What bonuses do they get?
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>>5877018
The bonus of getting to wait while the GIF happens
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>>5877020
Damn nice!
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>>5877029
What'd they get for level ups?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5877030
>>5877029
roll
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>>5877029
this is great!
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>>5877030
This coupon
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5877034
inb4 it says ur a faggot
I've seen your tricks before, OP
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5877029
>>5877034
LOL This is spectacular! Even better than I hoped. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>Tidus.jpg


>>5877035
But, anon, it could say anything! Even "Ur a faggot!" You know how much everyone wants that!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5877034
3 of lukes best pizzas have been reserved up in the loung quattro
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>>5877035
But it's totes a real coupon for Luke's BBQ
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5877039
Alright we'll use it this one time.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5877039
Boss.
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>>5877042
Big Boss
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5877046
Show us the level up screens you coward
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5877046

Shit, I feel kind of bad for Bobby missing out. Speaking of Bobby.

~ A Chosen One and Bobby Cut-Away ~
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
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>>5877047
But anon, Metal Gear Solid isn't an RPG
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5877049
Refer to the previous thing
>>5877029
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5877049
SNAKE EATER!
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>>5877050
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5877053
when does Quattro get a cool mech though
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5877053
>je ne sais quoi
lel s'il vous plait
>>5877048
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>>5877053
>redacted
Breast size?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

going to put it out there that betty never did call us her little pog champ. Not to be a stickler or anything but that was the agreement
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>>5877057
Don't worry she did it offscreen, via mail. Pigeon mail.
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>>5877057
Mmmm

>perfect

>>5877058
Cha
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>>5877054
When it's time
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5877060
Who's our losers going into the next tournament round
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5877060
~ A Chosen One and Bobby Cut-Away ~
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
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>>5877062
Damn.

Thanks again for running! Seriously, a lot of these were amazing.
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>>5877061
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>>5877064
Holli starts making Luke a powersuit
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5877064
>>5877065
roll
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>>5877067
"He doesn't need one!"

"Yes he does! You've seen how he did back there! He needs all the help he can get!"

"Nuh uh! All he needs are my swords!"

"Like the one that broke?!"

"I HAVE OTHER SWORDS"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5877075
Looks like things are heating up in the blue corner
Let's check how Jeanne is doing
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5877075
A power suit is NOT fantasy themed.
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>>5877077
"I CAN MAKE IT FANTASY THEMED"

"IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5877079
>>5877076
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5877079
"I could also change colour!" Holli declares in a huff
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>>5877080
"Jeanne! Are you okay?!"

"Oooooooh I'm so weak. So wounded! I need....to be taken care of. And pampered. Heavily"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5877088
Lets censor that and move onto Boy who's also recovering
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5877088
shes much better this way rather than when she pulls out a gat. Or two
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5877088
WHO'S THAT IN THE ARENA? A NEW CHALLENGER?
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>>5877091
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5877097
"You did well out there, boy."
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5877097
what he drinking? malk?
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>>5877098
"But, pops....I lost"

"The martial journey doesnt end at a loss. You get up, you improve, and you keep going...Unless you die. Even then, I'll go down there and get you. I did it once, I'll do it again"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5877102
And now, an x-ray view of whats inside Quattros head
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>>5877103
"Who's been a good boy this year~?"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5877105
Rasputin can somehow see inside Quattro's head as well???
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5877105
urge to fight is rising..
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>>5877105
Did betty's defection destroy quatro fully and completely?
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>>5877107
>>5877108
"Jesus Christ"

"Huh?"

"Nothing, Boy."
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5877110
Rasputin may be slightly worried, but not a lot, since he knows the secret of the ultimate cocktail

It's just a normal alcoholic cocktail (with a guy's soul in it, big deal). The power up was simply confidence.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5877110
When is the skeleton inside boy going to escape?
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>>5877111
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAACK

"....So. dad, the ultimate drink is just a normal cocktail?"

"Oh yeah, I used to drink that stuff like water back in the day"

"But what about all the secret orders and temples that protects the ingredients?"

"One of the greatest pranks I ever pulled, that's what. Got those suckers to believe it was mystical"

"But what about when Quattro grew all those tentacles and whatever?"

"Oh that's what that soul trapped in the book did. That's why you shouldn't mix immortal lich souls into your drinks, son"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5877114
so everythings a matter of attitude. You think he stands any chance against shotasniffer?
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>>5877116
"Probably. We'll see."

"Alright then, dad"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5877119
NOOOOW let's check on time wizard
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5877119
back to the present. Its time to return to the lounge with the family. and for Quattros steamed Pizzas.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5877119
Meanhwile Shmerg
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5877122
>>5877119
that's right
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>>5877120
Currently relaxing during the break
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5877125
has he repaired his clock and/or his dignity from when he was trounced by quattro earlier?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5877125
The Quatt coems.......... holy fucking shit enormous Qyatt
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>>5877127
Yeah probably
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5877129
I meet Shmerg by the coffee table
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5877129
The entire group of contestants is planning to ambush him anyway to stop his pedophilic ways after the tourney
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>>5877131
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5877133
our TIme Wizard friend is currently receiving the replacement parts for his clock via drone delivery.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5877133
>>5877132
But they beat this guy up first
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>>5877136
As OP leaves anon to his fate. Thread ends for now. I gotta goooooooooooooo. Bread continues tomorrow-ish. See yaa

Updates b here n shit:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5877137
look at him go
>>
You're going to spent new years drawing skeleton womans here for us. I don't make the rules.
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>>5877918
nuh uh
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>>5878534
you have to
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>>5878541
nuuuoooo
>>
Your life is worth about as much as Quattro's. I'm gonna keep riding you over, you're gonna keep coming back why? Because you keep smelling the SAUSAGE, you worthless rattle-bones bonehead.
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>>5878551
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>>5878971
Thanks for all your work this year OP.
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>>5878971
Happy New Year's, boss! Hope you find a shadow to put your bone in!
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>>5878971
happy new year OP bread baker, may your roundness remain perfect and poak bun supply endless
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>>5878971
Happy New Year, OP, keep up the good work
>>
dude why and how does skeletons have titties, they are freaking huge too
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>>5879795
Shadow people genes
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>>5879015
>>5879088
>>5879100
>>5879328
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>>5879795
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>>5879894
I forget what we're supposed to be rolling for
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5879894
GET THAT OP
HE'S RUNNING
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5879897
Roll 1d100 to catch OP
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5879900
lasso OP
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>>5879901
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5879904
back to the pit you go, OP
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>>5879905
We now return to we regular meandering
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5879909
What's Shotasniffer up to right now?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5879909
~ A Chosen One and Bobby Cut-Away ~
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5879909
Ah yes, back to plotting to take out Quattro
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>>5879912
"Forget about your worries and your strife~"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5879918
Can I get a quick rundown on how they got there?
And how they're gonna regroup with the rest of the skelefamily
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5879918
"Chosen One, have you given more examination to my recommendation?"
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>>5879921
"No, we're not going to escape this weird alien dimension and then make a grand entrance infront of everyone with a musical number"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5879923
do it, we've got the backing of disney now
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5879923
>>5879925
Yeah just use Mickey Mouse
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5879923
"I was merely pointing out the pressing matter of getting out of this jungle we're in."

COME ON!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5879923
>>5879927
Steamboat Willie is now in the public domain, OP can set the adventures of Bobby and The Chosen One there. Easy.
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>>5879928
*alien jungle noises*
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5879931
Meanwhile Quattro is putting the Apprentice through a hyperspeed training course so he'll be ready to get seeded into the tournament
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5879931
Good luck, Bobby and Chosen One.

Rosa is talking with Marian about upgrades to her Mech.

Thanks for running!
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>>5879934
"But it's already the finals?"
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>>5879934
QUATTRO ARE YOU RIGGING AGAIN
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5879936
*Semi-finals. besides if you do as good as I just did then surely Betty will see that rejoining the Chillsaders is a good idea
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5879936
Apprentice has done well in this adventure. Offer him the Bone Drink, that will truly turn him skeletal and would allow him to join the family. His choice to drink it or not.
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>>5879940
"This bone drink looks suspiciously like extremely lethal poison"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5879941
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Quattro forces apprentice to drink it while laughing evilly
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5879941
You don't have to drink it
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>>5879944
"Oh oke"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5879941
You are free to refuse it if it's not the path you'd seek. You will still be my chosen apprentice even if you don't take it.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5879945
haha unless?
>>5879943
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5879945
Quattro starts pouring it in to make a killer(hehe) cocktail for himself to enjoy
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5879945
Quattro chugs it since Apprentice didn't want it.
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>>5879947
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5879953
TIME TO DRINK UP, APPRENTICE
HAHAHAHA
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5879953
>>5879949
I demand this one for the joke
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>>5879955
One killer cocktail
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5879960
Take a tasting sip
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5879960
How does it taste? Use your powerful brain to calculate it's taste in your mind, Quattro!
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>>5879961
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5879960
Quattro makes a toast to Apprentice's health and downs it in one go.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5879965
Nah, we give it to the apprentice instead; rewind it back
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>>5879965
Do the stereotypical arm bursting out of the grave move.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5879965
Already dead, Quattro rises from his grave and contemplates the drink
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5879965
Oh well. Roll the credits I guess.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5879965
>>5879970
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>>5879972
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5879976
>>5879969
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5879976
Alright back to training the new named underlings of the Chillsaders
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5879971
>>5879976
Contemplate the drink in the style of Auguste Rodin's 'The Thinker'
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>>5879977
Rewinding
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5879980
NOW DRINK, APPRENTICE
BECOME GREAT LIKE ME!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5879980
Will the apprentice drink it when it's served differently?
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>>5879983
>>5879981
Indeed, will the apprentice drink it this time around?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5879985
hey our Quattro is yellow, OP
wrong timeline
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5879980
Does the Apprentice really have to be skellyfied to join the family anyway? He's already in a skelly suit anyway.
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>>5879986
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5879990
Apprentice drinks it finally
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5879990
>>5879987
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5879990
Not quite Quattro, wear the Black and Yellow suit instead.
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>>5879993
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5880001
Okay now have Apprentice drink it
and get a cool power up
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>>5880002
>>5880001
And we can get him a real name too after the transformation.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5880001
still not quite right. Show us all the available outfits
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>>5880001
Rosa and Jill complain why they dint get a drink
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5880008
>>5880001
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5880002
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5880011
>69
nice
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5880011
Remember all the tolerance training
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5880011
Nice.
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>>5880012
>>5880014
>>5880015
"I dunno Master, I'm not feeling anything"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5880016
hey we didn't pay for that DLC, OP
come on
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5880016
We both rolled 69, what does a draw do?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5880016
Bones ta meet ya’ HHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>5880016
"The Bone Drink was actually just everclear"
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>>5880018
Unfortunately all the tolerance training has left the Apparentice resistant to the Killer Cocktail's effects. At most he got a wee bit tipsy
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5880022
>>5880016
When the hell am I going to remember to ROLL THE DAMN DICE
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5880023
Drats, go to plan B, Quattro
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>>5880025
>Plan B

Get blackout drunk?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5880026
No, get Apprentice blackout drunk so he dies of alcohol poisoning!
but yeah let's get drunk yeaaaaaaaaah
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5880026
Plan Blackout Drunk is a go, if we can get the booze away from Grandma.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5880026
Aint never plan B failed to wokr
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5880027
Roll 1d100

This roll has +25 difficulty
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5880030
>autoloss
come on OP
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5880030
OP rigging the dice again?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5880030
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Rolled 87 (1d444)

>>5880030
I'm rolling for Quatts
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5880030
Apprentice got himself a liver of steel. Cry a single tear of pride.
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And so Quattro and the Apprentice drank until they blacked out
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5880037
Lilly turns the lights on
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5880037
Boy wakes them up
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>>5880039
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5880041
"Uncle Quattro are you being gay again?"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5880041
Survey all the other drunk yellows
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>>5880046
Surely there's nothing gay about passing out with your homies in the same bed
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5880052
Take Apprentice's mask off
see if it worked
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5880052
This is mild as things go
Boy! I'm.. kinda too tweaked out to fight today and stuff.. find someone to replace me will you.......
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>>5880053
Sadly the Apprentices liver is too strong from Quattro's training. In his disappointment, Quattro also feels a tinge of pride
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5880058
Okay, let's keep the mask off for now
He's earned it
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>>5880060
Damnit, the masked face is easier to draw
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5880061
okay, fine put it back on
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5880061
how can we make OPs life worse
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>>5880062
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5880066
Rasputin barges into the room
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>>5880066
That’s what the mask IS that’s what the point of the mask IS
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>>5880069
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5880078
Rasputin reminds Quattro he's got responsibilities
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5880078
Disregard Rasputin, ask Dad for fashion advice. We need to know how to be as snazzy of a suit-wearer as him.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5880078
"Whoops, wrong room"
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>>5880080
"I do?"

"Yeah you gotta join the award ceremony for the new champion"

"Oh okay the---WAIT WHAT"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5880085
AND WHO'S THE NEW CHAMPION?
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>>5880087
"Ah, well...."

A. "...I was pulling ya leg. You almost missed the semi finals."

B. "...I was kidding. But you did sleep through the semi finals tho, now it's time for Betty to fight the winner of that round."

C. "...it was prank, bro. But you did slept past the semi finals and Betty's match. Now it's the final match"

D. "...it's still me, the fighters couldn't hack it"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5880092
D.
That's exactly why Rasputin barged in
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5880092
try to remember the alphabet
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5880092
>A
Repairing the roof took longer than expected
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>>5880094
What?! No! That can't be! Not even Betty?! And Quattro slept through it all?! Impossible!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5880098
Classic Quattro you did it again
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5880098
Yeah you got wasted, Quattro
what a shame
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>>5880100
NO! IT HAS TO BE A JOKE! A PRANK! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5880106
Use your anger Quattro
use it to punch Rasputin
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5880106
It's all Shotasniffer's fault for letting Betty's skills atrophy!
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5880106
Ok, lets go to the ceremony. Bummer we missed the finals.
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>>5880109
"What's going on with Quattro?"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5880115
He's malding that you lost.
>>
>>5880115
Rasputin played prank on him
cause it's only been few hours
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5880115
Another Quatto episode is happening. Give him a minute
Meanwhile in the arena
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5880115
All right compose yourself Quattro, we have to get ready to beat down our sister. See what the crowd thinks about all the contestants losing.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5880115
>>5880120
fug
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>>5880123
"Yeah he's just...snrrrkkk...having a moment"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5880124
Quattro gets really angry
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5880124
Betty gives Rasputin a weird look. He's not one you'd expect to snigger like that.
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>>5880128
"Don't give me that look"

"But...You don't usually do that. This is super weird to me. It's like seeing a unicorn."

"There's nothing weird about it. I allow myself to snigger once a year. As a treat"

"....That just makes it weirder!"

"no it doesn't"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5880133
Quattro has silently gotten much closer to them while they were talking
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>>5880134
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5880136
Quattro punches Rasputin angrily
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>>5880137
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5880138
Rasputin looks at Quattro with a very disappointed face
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>>5880140
"Now, Quattro, y--"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5880150
Rasputin goes BLASTING OFF AGAIN
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>>5880150
>>5880151
UH OH
THAT'S OUR QUATTRO
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>>5880151
"You'd like that, don't you"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5880154
uh oh
turns out big sis wasn't the final boss
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5880154
Rasputin grabs Quattro and throws him through multiple walls into the ARENA
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>>5880155
I thought Quattro was the eldest though.
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>>5880155
NO! IT CAN'T BE!......QUATTRO AND SHOTASNIFFER WERE BORN AT THE SAME(ish) TIME! NO WAY HE'LL CALL HER BIG SIS!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5880158
>>5880156
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>>5880158
>>5880156
She was born like 1 minute before
Also Rasputin interrupts the finals with this
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>>5880159
"WHO KEEPS BREAKING ALL THE SHIT"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5880161
RASPUTIN DIVE KICKS INTO THE ARENA AFTER QUATTRO
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5880161
>>5880162
The finals is now a 5-way fight
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5880161
I really hope Quattro has solid maintaince budget, this poor tournament venue is very expensive
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>>5880162
"FUCK"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5880165
Janitor gets mad and tell both of them off.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5880165
SUPER SAIYAN AURAS GLOW FROM BOTH QUATTRO AND RASPUTIN
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5880166
>>5880165
[ The Janitor ]
Cleans up the Comoetition
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>>5880168
well we know one janitor which may pull it off
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>>5880166
"HEY ASSHOLES! WE HAVE A DOOR FOR A REASON. STOP BREAKING ALL THE WALLS AND SHIT. I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR FANCY SHMANCY DRAMATIC ENTRANCES, BUT SAVE THE ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE FOR AFTER THE MATCH HAS STARTED. OKAY?!"

"Oh, whoops, sorry"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5880170
>>5880167
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5880170
he keeps complaining about whippersnappers these days which need to make everything flashy
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5880170
Rasputin and Quattro apologizes profusely to the janitor with a dogeza.
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>>5880172
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5880177
hours pass
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5880177
Days pass
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5880180
Years pass
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>>5880182
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5880185
or maybe just 5 minutes.
Rasputin now has newborn appreciation to janitors
Quattro learnt not as much
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>>5880186
"....so I hope you learned your lesson and will be better in the future"

"Yes, of course."

"...buh, huh? what? uh yeah, what he said"
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5880187
What did Quattro learn?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5880187
>>5880188
that videogames are less harmful as environment damage goes
Next time he'll just make EBO tournament for fighing games like
UnderDay or Bokken
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>>5880188
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5880195
how horrifying
back to violence
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5880195
banish these thoughts Quattro
You've gotta fight Rasputin face to face.
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>>5880196
The violence will escalate soon
When thread continues.
Cuz I gotta go now. See ya mah dudes

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5880200
thanks for bread OP
have a good evening
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>>5880201
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5880203
so quattro you won your tournament
You had an adventure involving an Afro. And now you can undo the forever ban on pompadours.
How do you do it?!
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>>5880203
So what's op's personal opinions on pompadours? Thought he liked them but now I'm not so sure.
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>>5880203
Bred dead before even fed?
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>>5880276
we already had today's bread, anon.
don't disturb baker's rest
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>>5880283
Oh my bad.
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>>5880289
it's okay, happy holidays, anon.
>>
>>5880292
To you as well anon.
>>
I was trying to read all the previous skeleton islands but the htmls in the archives seem to be slightly broken. At least Skeleton Island 1 is.
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>>5880326
Shit nigga I didn't think anyone else read archives for real.
I remember joining here and reading through villain 1&2, paladin, lil necro, orc bouncer, NRFS, dickass thief, civilization, kingslayer etc. 6 years ago, good times.
We need a new civ quest, NOW.
>>
>>5880333
no, anon. what we need is Shin Super Robot Pilot.
I do read some archives at times, worked fine for me, but it was select few
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>>5880333
I know Spess Quest was tangentially related to Skeelton stuff. But what is every quest in the Skeleton island world.
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>>5880335
I dont remember Spess being related directly to island, but you need to know that Lolisniffer and his crew are involved in pretty much every quest. So they're all related in some way. If you're curious about that, start with Villain adventure.
Speaking strictly about island, it should be just the three Skeleton Island titles. This is the 3rd one. 1st was a dope civ, 2nd was reds (I forgot what it was about)
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>>5880335
also, archives work for me so I'm not sure whats happening on your end
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>>5880339
What do full pages look like for you?
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>>5880266
Oh they're fine, one anon just rolled to have Quattro be unable to grow one and I thought it was funny
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>>5880326
Apparently it loads better on Firefox, sorry anon
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>>5880414
I can work with that. Thanks regardless anon
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>>5880426
Hope it works well, anon
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>>5880339
>those shotasniffer tiny tiddies
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>>5880508
Everyone was different in the 2018 artstyle.

Quattro used to have a t shirt and HUGE feet
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>>5880508
Do you think we could source Shotasniffer having massive titties to like. Pre or post OP watching v tubers
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>>5880891
I think Shotasniffer having massive tiddies has come with the maturation and increased education of OP, and his transition from a vagrant to a true scholar
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>>5878971
love u OP
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>>5880975
ZAMN
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>>5880975
Lilly my beloved
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>>5880975
Love u too bby
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>>5881103
Bread?
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>>5881103
it's time, OP
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>>5880975
Shadow women supremacy, how can fake skeletits even compete.
>>
Rip op
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I feel like this quest is more horny than usual. Are you feeling lonely OP?
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OP is still dead. pls hold
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>>5891276
get well soon OP
bread can wait
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>>5891276
Oh shit. Drink lots of juice, tea, and water and feel better.
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>>5891276
Couldn't rig yourself out of that one huh? Drink water and get well soon.
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>>5891276
Aw sheit, rest good, and get well soon! Eat many fruits, mangos and bananas especially, and stay hydrated!
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>>5891276
All right, quit faking it already.
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>>5878551
This post actually killed OP
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5891276
come on OP, give us new hairstyle options
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perhaps.

Bread
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5898617
perhaps
the challengers think that quattro and rasputin are the surprise contestants
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5898617
Quattro is doing squats
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>>5898620
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5898622
>>5898621
omni man style
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5898622
A real shame that the time wizard's impressive performance was cut short by being absolutely trounced by quattro
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>>5898624
"You could say that...my time was up"
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5898625
The "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" plays as he gets carried off by medical staff
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5898625
It's never been this over for Time Wizard.
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>>5898627
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5898625
>>5898627
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5898632
NOW BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED FIGHT WITH RASPUTIN AND QUATTRO LETS GOOO
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>>5898635
DUN DUN
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5898637
Ain't gonna lie, this is starting to feel like the final boss.
Quattro, USE THE DRUNKEN FIST
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5898637
RASPUTIN IS SWEATING BECAUSE HE SAW THAT QUATTRO DID SQUATS
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>>5898639
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5898642
>>5898638
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5898642
Rasputin uses asskick to send him flying
I mean c'mon Quattro is practically putting it out there like a target
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>>5898645
Rasputin. Surely you wouldn't kick your own brother in the ass during the fight intro!

A. Yes
B. No, let Quattro turn around and properly clash to start the fight
C. The same as B but with that cool Yakuza text intro thing
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5898642
CHEEK CLAP ATTACK
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5898647
C

I haven't played the Yakuza games so I'm curious
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5898647
HE'S GONNA DO IT
A.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5898647
C
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5898647
C but he just keeps squatting
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>>5898650
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5898661
aw yea
that's a lot of budget
rest fight is rock paper scissors due end of said budget
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5898661
All the budget went into that intro splashscreen.
Now they are stick figures.
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>>5898664
"Scissors!"

"Rock!"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5898668
Fire!
It beats everything!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5898668
nah, we got budget
OP's been gone for two plus weeks
look how much is in that bank account
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>>5898671
Wow, a budget of an entire hamburger
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5898672
that's not a lot of freedom
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5898672
QUATTRO DO THE DRUNKEN FIST
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>>5898674
"WHAT'S THIS, FOLKS! YES, I BELIEVE IT IS! QUATTRO'S BUSTING OUT HIS SIGNATURE DRUNKEN FIST!"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5898676
RASPUTIN COUNTERS WITH...?
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5898676
Up in the VIP lounge people are taking beta and we get a general feeling for who's the favorite
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>>5898680
Alright Rasputin. Quattro busted out the Drunken Fist. You're gonna

A. just walk right up to him and punch him in the face

B. throw out multiple jabs, he'll use his drunken fist to sway between them, but it's all according to plan. You'll get a feel for his pattern and then catch him unawares

C. make him shit his pants by busting out the drunken fist too

D. hit him with a command grab

E. this space for rent
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5898684
Do nothing.
It will throw him off and confuse him
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5898684
>>5898686
But is it enough to confuse Quattro?
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5898684
C.
probably
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>>5898686
Alright Quattro. It's time to bust a move and show off your sick Drunken Boxing Skillz. Your masterful swaying would surely dodge all of Rasputin's attacks and---What's he doing? He's just standing there! Not even in a defensive stance! What is this?! A trick? A trap?!
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5898690
C-could it be? is he about to employ the ancient techniques... The Strike of Non Action?
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5898690
QUATTRO DON'T GET CONFUSED OH NO
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5898690
Thinking too much is not for us, just go for it anyway
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>>5898694
"My god!....Why aren't they doing anything?"

"You idiot, can't you see. When you've reached the level of martial arts they have, you'd be able to predict what your opponent is about to do before they do it!"

"Oh! And since they're both masters..."

"Yes, both of them are fighting the battle inside their minds already. Finding an opening before striking for real!"

"wow!"

"The level of mind games the masters employ is out of this world, I must say"

"The intense pressure!"
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5898698
This escalates. From now on, the battle is just mental calculation until one wil realize he will lose and then just gives up
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5898698
days pass
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5898698
QUATTRO GETS FRUSTRATED AND UNLEASHES THE DRUNKEN FIST
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>>5898700
"MY GOD! THE PRESSURE THEY EXUDE IS IMMENSE!"

"This level of mastery, it's unthinkable. I have never seen anything like it. The mind games they're playing is so far above us plebs"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5898703
meanwhile, the crowd is leaving in droves
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5898703
Rasputin's finger twitches
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5898703
>>5898705
"You going to stand there, Quattro?"
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>>5898706
"WHAT WAS THAT?! A FINGER TWITCH FROM RASPUTIN?!"

"THAT MEANS THE BATTLE HAS MOVED TO AN EVEN HIGHER PLANE!"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5898712
Janitor from awhile back comes by cleaning the arena and commends both on not breaking things like before
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5898712
Damn, get on with it already
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5898712
Quattro is continuously being drip fed alcohol by unseen disciples to keep him drunk
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>>5898714
"...THEY MOVED!"

"MOVED SO FAST I CAN'T SEE SHIT"

"THE ARENA'S GETTING WRECKED!"

"AGAIN!"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5898716
where the heck did all our budget go
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5898716
Janitor gets that resignation letter ready
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>>5898717
Camera couldn't catch up
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5898727
QUATTRO DOES A HEAT ACTION ON RASPUTIN!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5898727
invest in slowmo camera
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>>5898729
CAN QUATTRO SUCCEED IN THE QTE?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5898737
with his reactions? Sure if he didn't slack on playing action games lately.
If he was more into turn based, he is fucked.
Quickly, what is Quattro recent game he played.
Was it TacticsBone Reboned or BoneFantasy XXVI
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>>5898739
Shit, which one was it again
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5898737

HE DOES IT
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5898740
bro its gotta be the bonefantasy one
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5898740
Roll for it
but it obviously was Super Robot Pilot 1, all time classic
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5898743
Can Quattro trust OP to roll for him?!

If Odds = Tactics Bone Reboned. Quattro has not been playing action games. oh no

If Evens = BoneFantasy XXVI. His reflexes are ready!

If tens = Super Robot Pilot 1. Which has no effect on anything
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5898751
QUATTRO GETS GRABBED MID AIR BY RASPUTIN
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5898751
>If tens = Super Robot Pilot 1. Which has no effect on anything
but what about passion

well at least Quattro has a good taste in games
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5898751
REROLL! REROLL!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5898751
THE REBONED VERSION SUCKED
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>>5898763
nah
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>>5898755
OUCH!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5898767
And of course this knocks out the other contestant that's not Betty
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5898767
Rasputin gets a STRIKE on a pile of bones
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>>5898769
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5898780
>>5898768
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5898780
Quattro drink the STAMINAN ROYALE
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5898780
Quattro come on, it didn't hurt a bit
rebound
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5898780
Quattro emerges with a bandaid on his skull
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>>5898784
Poor Jeanne. In the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5898791
So how much it hurt Quattro, was it soft landing or flat one?
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>>5898793
"My lawyers advised me not to answer that, thank you"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5898800
Rasputin charges after Quattro while the latter is busy doing bits
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5898800
True mystery.
Oh well back to the fight
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5898800
OH GOD IT'S THE YOUTUBE APOLOGY VIDEO
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>>5898804
"HE'S PULLING OUT THE UKULELE. CUT THE FEED"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5898805
>>5898802
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5898805
QUATTRO GETS BACK UP AND CHARGES AT RASPUTIN WITH RECKLESS ABANDON
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5898805
MONEY WERE JUST RESTING IN MY ACCOUNT
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>>5898807
THAT'S THE LOOK OF A MAN WHO LOST HIS ENTIRE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5898816
DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THE QUATT AFTER THIS ONE!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5898816
BETTY PUNCHES HIM FOR RUINING EVERYTHING
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>>5898819
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5898831
>this knocks out Quattro for good
Betty really used ALL of her power in one punch
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5898831
>>5898832
"FUCKING DUMBASS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU!"
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>>5898832
"....wait WHAT? Are you sure?! This can't be right"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5898839
meanwhile, Quattro sleeping like a baby
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>>5898841
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5898845
Rasputin carries Quattro to bed
he's had a long day
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5898845
Let's roll to see if maybe it's less anticlimatic than that
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5898845
>>5898847
The Quattro vs Betty fight ended rather anticlimatically.
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>>5898847
"Hmmm....can't say I'm not disappointed....wait. does this mean he's out of the tourney?"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5898852
By the rules, yes.
Looks like it's just you and Betty, Rasputin
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5898852
Nope, fight's still going
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5898852
>>5898853
could this be... the match up of the century?
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>>5898853
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5898860
Fight continues while Quattro goes to his dreamworld
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5898860
Rasputin obviously absolutely beats the shit out of Betty. Who thought this was a fair fight?
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>>5898861
Quattro's DREEEEAAAAAAMSCAAAAPE
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>>5898860
This is very cute
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>>5898865
As Quattro grapples with the fact that he got knocked out by Betty in one punch. OP gotta go get dinner. im hongry.

tghread continues when it continues, whenever that is.
See yaa

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

aw shit I got distracted
>>5898871
it was all quattro's plan to make Betty fight with Rasputin
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>>5898871
>>5898891
but that's in case OP will get his vigor from food to contunie
either way thanks for bread
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>>5898865
presto,chango, his nose is now a mouth
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>>5899481
>>
Quattro grows more hateable with each thread.
We haven't had a bad protagonist since Fester
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>>5900756
How can you be so cruel
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5900828
Quattro has a dream fight versus Shotasniffer, he has to conquer it to wake up
>>5900828
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>>5900834
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5900839
Come on Quattro, give it your best shot and try not to cry
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>>5900839
Because it's a dream his dad is there and it's time.for a test but he hasn't studied and also he's got no pants on
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>>5900842
That's right! You're a brave boy!
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5900846
Dream Shotasniffer easily topples dream Quattro
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>>5900850
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5900853
Why is Dream Shotasniffer so big compared to Quattro? Could it be confidence?
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>>5900854
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5900856
there's only one option Quattro
run away, you're not ready yet
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>>5900858
Good thing this is a dream so nobody could see this
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5900860
Dream Betty is disappointed in Quattro and PUNCHES him back into the fight
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>>5900862
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5900865
What can dream Quattro do to beat Shotasniffer?!
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>>5900866
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5900870
START PUNCHING QUATTRO
that'll do something *probably*
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>>5900872
>START PUNCHING QUATTRO

wow, self harm
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5900875
start punching SHOTASNIFFER, Quattro
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5900875
Start with a a crahsaughnt
And coffee
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>>5900877
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5900885
>>5900887
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5900887
Become powerful, Quattro. We didn't spend 10 threads getting you that Ultimate Drink powerup for nothing.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5900887
>>5900890
what this guy said
COME ON QUATTRO
do the classic anime shonen protagonist power up
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>>5900890
>>5900891
No SoL baby shit is what we need! Naw I'm joking the other thing is better
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>>5900890
Das right! This is your dream, Quattro! You're in control! Which means:

A. You get a cool shonen power up
B. A cool mech appears to help
C. You get a free croissant
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5900893
A+B
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5900893
>A+C: A cool powerup croissant
Pre-battle snack.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5900893
All of the above!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5900893
A. You get a cool shonen power up
C. You get a free croissant
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>>5900899
YO
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>>5900899
>dubs
>rolls 100
It is a sign from the Dice Gods.
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>>5900899
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>>5900906
Geez op a little bit on the lazy side right?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5900906
where's our budget, OP
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>>5900910
Well you see. It's still in the dream realm so--HEYLOOKOVERTHERE
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5900911
BETTY PUNCHES OP BACK INTO DRAWING
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5900911
Git him quattro! He's got your budget and yer booty!
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>>5900912
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5900918
FULL POWER QUATTRO COME ON
now its an even fight versus regular sized Shotasniffer and not huge Shotasniffer
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5900918
Oh right, tournament
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>>5900920
Ah yes. Back to reality....but the dream is so nice. Look. Super Quattro Land
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>>5900923
>>5900919
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5900923
>>5900924
my roll
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>>5900927
>>5900924
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5900928
I blame OP
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>>5900929
Don't blame OP for your trash ass dice rolls, Quattro
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5900936
But they were clearly loaded, Rasputin
*waves magnet in front of them
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5900936
OP is literally responsible for all bad rolls.
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>>5900939
No I'm not
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5900943
Okay just draw regular Shotasniffer squaring off against Quattro then
>>5900919
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>>5900943
Quattro,your dreams can be reality if you believe!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5900943
roll for your innocence, OP
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5900946
>>5900943
>>5900946
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5900947
If >1 then OP is innocent
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5900950
but what if I roll higher
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5900950
Welp
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>>5900951
Anon... That sign is.... Greater than... I ...
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>>5900951
Then clearly it means OP is SUPER Innocent
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5900954
I can only convinced by pictures of Betty.
Wearing Yellow
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5900954
>>5900944
damn it, OP
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5900954
Quattro gets super robot sunglasses to prove how innocent OP is
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>>5900958
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5900960
have a quattro theme play and fight with rasputin contunies
today you'll beat him, you can feel it
believe in Betty which believes in pogchamp like you
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5900960
Okay now Quattro is ready to face Shotasniffer.
LET'S DO THIS
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5900960
Oh shit that works pretty well with the Suit. Let's make that Quattro Shonen Power Up form
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>>5900963
I can feel! You-- CAN --DO -- THIS!
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>>5900964
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5900969
DRUNKEN FIST
BUT YOU DON'T GET STUCK WAITING FOR DAYS TRYING TO DO IT, QUATTRO
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5900969
how did she get here? is it still a dream?
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>>5900970
YEAH! IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT DREAM SHOTASNIFFER, WHAT CHANCE WOULD YOU HAVE AGAINST THE REAL ONE?! BREAK THROUGH!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5900974
RAW RAW FIGHT DA BONA!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5900974
>>5900975
DRUNKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5900975
"Yeah you probably should not have a boner when you're fighting your sister" - Floating Dream Rasputin Head
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5900981
It was just figure of speech
cause I replaced famous words with bones to avoid copyright strikes
*heavy sweating*
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5900981
>>5900977
BANISH SHOTASNIFFER FROM YOUR DREAMS FOREVER, QUATTRO
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>>5900987
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5900989
>>5900988
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5900989
This is most certainly a nightmare
wake up
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5900991
CAN QUATTRO DO IT?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5900997
Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5900997
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5900997
No he jobs
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>>5900998
>>5900999
This does not bode well, this is clearly a nightmare
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5901003
come on Quattro
REALLY BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
REMEMBER WHAT RASPUTIN TOLD YOU
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5901003
if it's nightmare this must means we must win no matter what
challenge "Shotasniffer" in Bone Fighter 4th Beta
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>>5901004
T-the boner thing?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5901006
SURE WHATEVER
AS LONG AS IT GIVES US ANOTHER CHANCE AGAINST DREAM SHOTASNIFFER
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5901006
Yes! Don't fight it! Embrace the boner fuel and fight dah powah!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5901006
No the other thing
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>>5901011
"Nut up or shut up, brother"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5901021
"I CAN'T NUT UP SHE'S NOT CUTE AND FUNNY"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5901021
Activate all serious Quattro silent mode
when you don't talk - you succeed!
Show via your actions how more powerful have you become!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5901021
ITS TIME
DO THE REAL DRUNKEN FIST QUATTRO
FULL POWER
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5901021
He's right, the power of the mixed-nut snack food when ingested alongside alcohol makes it the most powerful snack food! Open a bag immediately!
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>>5901023
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5901027
and, most importantly, not flat
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5901027
your conspiracy theory about the skeleton FBI being able to access your brain was true
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5901027
>>5901025
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>>5901028
>>5901029
NO! IT CAN'T BE!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5901034
"BUT SHOTASNIFFER LIKES LITTLE BOYS"
"no for her it's fine"
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>>5901036
GASP
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5901041
that confirms that FBI is not real and can't hurt me, nyeeeh
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5901041
Well Quattro
better shut up and get to fisting your sister drunkenly
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5901041
>>5901043
what the fuck quattro
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>>5901043
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5901047
just give us another retry on drunken fist so we can end this dream sequence, OP
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5901047
OP you stallin?
again?
at this time of year in this place localized entirely in Quattro dream?
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>>5901048
Dunno anon. You're being pretty sus.

Roll >81 to not be sus
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5901054
COULD IT BE FELLAS???
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5901054
>not loaded dice
>record number of 1s
intrasting
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5901054
Anon, this is 2024, no one says sus anymore, its all about the uhhh...pal...world?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5901054
OP is gay and stupid.
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>>5901057
OP, I mean OP
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lol
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5901061
WAKE UP
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5901061
Quattro gets blasted out of the dream, still unable to beat Shotasniffer
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5901061
Dice god pls
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>>5901062
Got your ass beat IRL and got your ass beat in your own dreams.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5901067
GATHER UP YOUR LOYAL MIN-where everybody go
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5901067
meanwhile on the TV, Rasputin and Betty are still duking it out for the Champion's title
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5901067
What a horrible nightmare, surely nothing can be worse
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>>5901069
Well. You are in your private quarters. So they probably just wanted you to rest easy. Probably.

Boy. sure hope you didn't actually slept through the finals. Wouldn't that be embarrassing
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5901075
>>5901070
>>5901073
Odds or Evens
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5901075
>>5901070
its a good thing they're still fighting right
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5901075
check your notifications
nervously
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>>5901076
Yeah skeleboy. Ya wanna gamble? Huh?
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5901080
Every roll's a gamble, no?
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5901080
If odds, Quattro missed it entirely
if evens, Quattro STILL has a chance
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>>5901081
Alright chief. Call it. Odds or Evens. Afterwards I'll roll and we'll see if Dice God favors you
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>>5901086
Odds!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5901086
Depends on my roll, if my roll is odds, then evens, if its evens, then odds
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5901086
I'm calling it for evens
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5901086
>>5901087
>>5901087
fug
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5901092
Odds huh. Then let's seeeee
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5901086
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5901094
steel beowulf starts playing
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>>5901097
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5901099
WAIT A MINUTE THAT MECH?
WHO'S PILOTING IT
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5901099
Sweet, a mech!
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5901100
>>5901099
Quattro is!
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>>5901101
What mech. You're clearly delirious, my friend. Perhaps you haven't fully wake yet.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5901103
It's just good old Shin Super Robt Pilot adverts.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5901103
Okay, let's cut to the actual fight with Rasputin and Betty now.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5901103
Or maybe this is an illusion made by the arch nemesis of Skellies race.
The Zombeh
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>>5901106
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5901111
Hotdogs! Selling hotdogs and margaritas!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5901111
nice quads
okay Quattro, get up from your bed and go simp for Betty
get the whole get up with the otaku headband and glasses too
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5901111
Get your "Betty #1 supporter" outfit going
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>>5901114
...
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5901122
Hell yea!
Now go and support her with all your might!
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5901122
What does the scouter say about Quattro's simp powerlevel?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5901122
Betty sees Quattro in the crowd and immediately starts cringing
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>>5901122
Do the otaku cheer dance!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5901126
>>5901122
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>>5901124
Ah fuck the scouter broke just from one scan
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5901128
>>5901125
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5901127
>>5901128
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5901128
that's how powerful Quattro is
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>>5901129
"Jesus chr---AACCK"

"Focus, Betty"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5901142
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
INCREASE YOUR SIMP POWERS BY 100fold SO BETTY WINS, QUATTRO
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5901142
Clearly Quattro doesn't support her enough
Need to support harder, Quattro.
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>>5901146
Extremely loud yelling
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>>5901146
Some one else is abusing the dice. Tell us your secret.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5901159
Fuck this noise already. Go check out Marian building up the FORCES

SHIPS
TROOPS
JILL'S PHAT
ROSA'S MACH
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5901159
>>5901163
what about Quattro's mech though
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>>5901011
>>5901146
Coincidence?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5901159
SEND HER ALL YOUR ENERGY
>>5901161
Betty loving dices
dice god loves Betty
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>>5901165
Quattro's power can't be contained in one mech. The only thing that comes close would be a Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann
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>>5901163
>JILL's PHAT
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5901169
Yo just show us the potential projects Marian is working on
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5901169
HER HAT!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5901168
>>5901169
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5901169
It's just camera angle
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>>5901173
"What are you yappin' about"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5901177
It's okay, anon just confused genres
happens to the best of us
Bang Bang Bang Bang
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5901177
Rosa can't contain her excitement and gets in the mech right now.
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>>5901177
"We both know I'm right. Anyways, what cool features have you put on my mech?"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5901177
This mech needs more mech!
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5901177
>>5901181
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>>5901179
"Yeah yeah. So, you sure Quattro wants it to be like, a solid gold looking mech"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5901184
I liked the mech from the TV ad more.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5901184
Yes...... Quattro.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5901184
most definitely
With some weeb kanji on shoulders too
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5901184
"I'm gonna be the pilot, I make the calls on the aesthetics"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5901184
Nah more black on the accents.
Make the glasses super robo glasses.
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>>5901186
>>5901188
>>5901189
Now this is pod racing.
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>>5901188
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5901195
Nice looks good, Marian
What else do you have cooking?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5901195
Perfect
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5901195
"Clones are better for this sort of thing," says Shadowboss, as he is poking a Robot-roopers head.
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>>5901197
"What does that even mean anyway?"

"Huh? Oh uh, it means "Strength"...yeah"

"Really?"

"Iunno, probbably---I mean yes"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5901206
>>5901205
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5901206
>>5901196
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5901206
OP I know 肩 means literally "shoulder"
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>>5901210
"What?...Pffffttttt noooooo it doesn't."
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5901214
>>5901196
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5901214
Should have left on there too
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

Thanks for bread OP, but I'm off for now. My gulag mines took the best out of me.
>>5901214
Also can be pronounced as Ken, subtle greenposting is subtle, Marian
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5901214
Check out the Robot-roopers.
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>>5901215
"Don't worry. Everything's proceeding according to plan"
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>>5901226
Welp. This looks like a good time as any to end the current sesh. Bread continues when it continues next time.

updates b here, yadda yadda: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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I'm tires of the bone jokes. Im tired boss
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>>5901236
The boners will continue until morale improves
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>>5901231
Thanks for running.
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>>5901236
I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep boning, boning, boning. We’re going to make Skeleton Island great again.
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>>5901236
its all OP fault for drawing big females
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5902129
Betty is currently experiencing what it is like to pick a fight with someone five skill levels above her
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5902129
Is Gunbuster G in the works, Marian?
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>>5902131
Just getting smacked all around the arena
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5902133
cut to quattro excitedly expecting the tide to turn at any moment
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5902133
Marian clearly is not going to blame everything on Quattro when it all falls flat
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>>5902134
"THAT'S RIGHT BETTY. LURE HIM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY. SO YOU CAN TURN THE TIDE!....ANY MOMENT NOW!"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5902138
Yellow Betty merch...were you saving this Quattro?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5902138
Marian is inspecting the ship-to-ship breaching storm troopers and their boarding torpedos
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>>5902140
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5902144
>>5902142
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>>5902145
i knew i shouldn't reroll a post it is a sign of bad character
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5902144
>>5902145
Yeah, this will really go well
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>>5902146
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5902149
Charge fists
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5902149
Channel your simp powers directly into Betty's rolls, Quattro!
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>>5902151
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5902157
>>5902154
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5902157
Betty's body is pancaked by rasputin
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>>5902158
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5902165
ALRIGHT LETS ROLL FOR BETTY
URAH
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>>5902167
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5902171
.. Rasputin is unphased by this
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>>5902172
"oh shit"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5902179
"That punch was pretty good, if it was any other person it would have knocked them right out"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5902171
Ra Ra Rasputin!!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5902179
GETTING FLASHBACKS TO SKELETON ISLAND 1
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5902179
Mask cracks
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>>5902181
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5902188
let's try again for those boarding stormtroopers
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5902188
>>5902184
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5902188
Betty sweep kicks him!
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>>5902191
"Just like old times, huh Betty"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5902213
Rasputin got like 10x stronger.
How much did Betty grow in that time? Does she even have a chance?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5902213
>>5902213
"Best choice I made in my life, now that I think about it"
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>>5902215
Quattro is conveniently distracted by a guy sitting next to him so he missed what Betty just said
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5902220
>>5902214
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5902220
that guy seems like a bro
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>>5902222
"Well, Betty? Care to show me the true extent of your power?....Also nice quads"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5902220
Take his hat
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5902227
LET'S ROLL FOR IT
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5902227
she does very powerful attack, but due to budget constrains all we get is quattro and that guy next to him cheering and reacting to that attack
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5902227
That's sexual harreaaaaasssssssmmmmmeeennnnt RAAAAAAGGGHH!
Power up scream
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>>5902230
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5902237
DID BETTY WIN?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5902237
attack was so good, nearby viewers also getting their betty merch ready
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5902237
You guys think OP has a bunch of Skeleton girl porn he's drawn but just never posted. I mean OH SHIT RASPUTIN IS ON THE GROUND
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>>5902242
What, no of course not---
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5902244
RASPUTIN IS KNEELING
DID HE FINALLY TAKE A HIT SO HARD IT MADE HIM LOSE HIS FOOTING?
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>>5902245
huh
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5902244
I mean it could-
>>5902245
OH SHIT
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>>5902245
Ok you all found the 100 dice code. Share it you bastards!
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>>5902245
>DID HE FINALLY TAKE A HIT SO HARD IT MADE HIM LOSE HIS FOOTING?

A. YES
B. Actually he was just kneeling for no reason
C. He found a sweet coin on the floor
D. Actually charging up a flash kick
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5902252
A
let betty have this one
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5902252
A. YES

Rasputin is definitely impressed
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5902252
D, but also C
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5902252
C
It's from an old Nintendo game he has nostalgia for
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5902252
A. Yeah Betty deserves it after two 100s
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>>5902257
No seriously, yesterday had 2 100s and now we have another 2 100s.
This can't be coincidence! I gotta find my tin foil hat and do calculations!
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>>5902254
"Very good"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5902265
CAN BETTY TAKE THE CHAMPIONSHIP?
GO BETTY URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5902265
Betty simping intensifies thru whole audience
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5902265
You think OP has Betty porn. I mean uh go Betty go yeah! Anyways yeah we should bully him into showing it to us
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>>5902260
Quattro's simp power is overwhelming Dice God's dices clearly.
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>>5902266
"Yes. That's it. Fight back properly. Give me a challenge, sister"

And Betty....

A. Charges in!
B. Wait for Rasputin to make a move, then counter
C. "Oh shit what if NOW he finally cuts loose"
D. Don't say C out loud
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5902275
B.
Betty's been analyzing Raputin this entire fight.
It can only end ONE way.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5902275
D
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5902275
moar A
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5902275
C
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>>5902278
Alright. Good job. A little rattled. But ya didn't show it. Ya kept your cool.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5902287
"BETTY WATCH OUT" Quattro yells from the bench
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5902287
Anyway, prepare yourself for the most-WAIT QUATTRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DON'T PUNCH HIS MASK OFF
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5902287
Show him some skin!
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>>5902288
OH SHIT. BETTY WILL

A. Narrowly dodge it at the last minute
B. Get smacked
C. Get smacked so hard her clothes rip as an extremely thinly-veiled excuse for a costume change
D. Punch OP in the face
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5902292
D
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5902292
C
and it's yellow color
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5902292
D
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>>5902294
shut up quattro
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5902292
C. But give us fanservicr first.
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>>5902296
no u
>>5902297
dice god wills it
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>>5902295
Damn, what'd I do
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5902301
That took a while op. You ok? You need some ice?
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>>5902297
>>5902301
Give the dice what they want OP
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>>5902303
Yer toooo late he skipped my rolls before
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5902301
you tried to draw fanservice damage DoA style costume malfuction showing yellow tank top underneath as dice god willed it, OP >>5902297
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>>5902302
My internet went kaput for a bit, had to restart the router
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5902308
doubt.jpeg
show router uptime
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5902308
Draw the 100 fanservice op
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>>5902309
Sure here ya go
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5902313
Is it another "UR FAGET" notes, OP?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5902313
Don listen to the horny players op. Draw quattro dancing
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5902313
Enough of these games draw the Betty fanservice OP
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>>5902314
Did you even have to ask
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>>5902317
I think he did for clarity sakes.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5902317
you never know OP
maybe one day it'll contain useful information
like your bank account where I need to transfer money to for all Betty official merch
but I guess you don't need all my money
shame
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5902317
Now OP cuts to the Betty fanservice
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>>5902321
Yeah what a shame. Oh well
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5902327
Now OP cuts to the Betty fanservice
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5902327
QUICKLY CATCH THAT
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>>5902329
Catch wut
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5902331
Quattro got there first, dang it
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5902331
The unbreakabke Betty fanservice pic you drew suddenly hurdling towards your face
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>>5902337
"Got where? Sorry I was in the bathroom. What are you talking about anon"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5902344
fanservice pic lands on his face
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5902344
Alright I tried three times giving up there. Quattro notices that Betty seems to have had her clothes destroyed by that last blast but she's still standing
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>>5902352
Ironic that you gave up on the post that had the winning roll
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5902359
you can still post betty with malfunction clothes in DoA style with yellow tank top underneath after taken a hit
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5902359
I'm tired OP. So tired. I already got the 100 once. I just want to see it and continue on.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5902359
I think the dice gods are truly ones that love to make anons suffer. But this anon was too thirsty.
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>>5902363
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5902371
Then the anon coomed out of existence
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5902371
Nice. Would this be considered a foul?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5902371
>not yellow
I hoped a little bit.
quattro presses very important button for recording and stopping broadcast so no one will see
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>>5902375
Alright Razz ma tazz. You didn't expect Betty's clothes to be that flimsy. Now people gonna talk weird. Whatchu gonna do.

A. Clothes Change Beam
B. Sleight of Hand
C. Call a timeout so Betty can go get changed. No need to make it a spectacle.
D. Punch OP in the face
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5902381
C
Lockers have only yellow outfits tho
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>>5902383
"YEah I wonder why"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5902386
I sponsored this tournament
gimme this one
please
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>>5902387
"Oh hey Rasputin. Thanks for calling a timeout"

"Ah, Betty. Errm. The spare lockers only have yellow colored clothing left, that okay with you? Naturally since this is a Chillsaders sponsored tourney it's all they have on hand at the moment"

"Oh that's okay, I got my own spare clothes"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5902388
Close up on Quattro who has one manly tear rolling admitting his defeat
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5902388
Dreams are dashed in a romantic teary loss.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5902388
I have no doubt in my mind Quattro had prepared something skimpy. It's good she brought a spare.
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>>5902391
As Quattro shed tears. OP goes to bed.

Bread continues when it continues, whenever that is. See yaaaaa

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5902394
Thanks for the bread OP
take care
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>>5902383
Fuck you
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>>5902424
rude
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5904784
Meanwhile, everyone else plots to arrest Quattro
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5904784
skskskasksk
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>>5904790
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5904795
NO QUATTRO DON'T GO NEAR THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5904795
Somehow acquire Lolisniffer "secret" collection.
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>>5904799
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5904803
X ray vision the insides
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5904803
Snap oiut of it
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>>5904808
Damnit Quattro. You're daydreaming again
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>>5904812
What's the habbenings
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5904812
"Hey Quattro, Marian built a big ship"
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>>5904813
we got boobies
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>>5904813
Well, you were gonna give OP all of your money. THis is 100% true
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5904817
I will do so only if I get an ultra deluxe special supporters addition of Skeleton Island that lets me decide who wins every thread
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5904817
Quattro already gave OP his money
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>>5904818
Of course. Here. Take it
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5904824
I will certainly never regret this purchase!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5904824
WAIT A MINUTE
OPEN THAT BOX
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>>5904827
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5904829
Okay, pop in the disc Quattro.
Let's see what a yellow win would look like.
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>>5904829
Another one rused for OP tactics
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5904829
Hurl the box at OP before he gets away
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>>5904830
Of course! The disc must be hidden behind this piece of paper, let's remove it and see what lies underneath...
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5904833
alright, put that into our gamestation 5
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>>5904833
he can't keep getting away with it
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>>5904834
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5904838
A REDO OF SKELETON ISLAND?
COULD THIS BE QUATTRO'S REWRITING OF HISTORY?
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5904838
look at my phone while I wait
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>>5904839
Yes. This is it! The incident that marked the start of your downfall! When the Reds decided to mount an offensive and take over your beachfront HQ!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5904848
Gasp
Grow Pompadour and keep it forever
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5904848
We only lost because a few crap rolls let's just try it again
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5904848
Assume your fighting stance
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>>5904851
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5904855
get kicked
with fanservice shot
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5904855
FIGHTU
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5904855
WITH THE KNOWLEDGE FROM YOUR TRAINING OVER 3 SKELETON ISLANDS
DO YOUR ULTIMATE DRUNKEN FIST QUATTRO
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5904855
Now enter cheap combo that can't blocked
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>>5904858
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5904865
>>5904856
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>>5904866
Based anon
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>>5904866
Quattro is kicked in a thiny-veiled attempt at fanservice
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5904872
No wonder it got banned
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5904872
>>5904865
WE PAY FOR THE FUTURE KNOWLEDGE DLC
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5904872
Quattro strikes back
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5904872
I stayed up for this
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>>5904877
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5904878
Wasn't Betty fighting Putz?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5904878
I demand to see ShotaSniffer's trenchcoat battle damaged, make it so Quattro
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>>5904880
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5904881
Maybe my firend abe linken and his friend George Washington will change your mind
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5904878
>>5904881
Don't use dlc, just mod it make everyone into a battletoad
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5904881
Quick give OP moar money
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>>5904885
Modding....a console game?!
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5904889
You can do it quattro
Believe in me that believes in you!
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>>5904890
Surely this will end well
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5904891
Forget it we probably have enough Xbone reward points to get it
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5904891
Put the screwdriver away and pull out your credit card, Quattro.
>>5904865
We're paying for the FUTURE KNOWLEDGE
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5904891
First you need a real copy of battletoads to combine it with, better call around
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5904891
It ends up being skyrim modded with too many lore-inaccurate clothes and the ability to date little gir-CUT THE FEED CUT THE FEED
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>>5904891
Musical montage with other characters. Modding is such fun with freeeeiiiinnndssss.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5904891
>>5904899
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>>5904893
THE ULTIMATE DRUNKEN FIST?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5904901
SHOTASNIFFER DOESN'T SEE IT COMING
SHE DIDN'T KNOW QUATTRO HAD THIS MUCH POWER!!!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5904901
[WARNING!]
["QUATTRO VICTORY" DLC NOT FOUND]
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>>5904902
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5904905
>>5904903
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5904905
KNOCK HER OUT, QUATTRO!
REWRITE HISTOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>5904906
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>>5904911
I'm losing track of who's doing what, and what is real and what is a metaphor and whats Quattros decaying mental state
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5904911
Quattro launches a diving kick and KOs Shotasniffer anyways
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5904911
Spend everything on DLC and then find that now your game can't be modded and in order to do that you have to downgrade anyway, removing the DLC
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5904912
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5904913
that's right.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5904911
Quattro orbits the Earth from the kick and takes ShotaSniffer in the back
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>>5904915
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5904921
>>5904908
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5904921
angrily throw the controler over your shoulder, dealing rasputin an accidental blow equivalent to this roll
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5904921
>>5904908
PAY FOR THE VICTORY DLC QUATTRO
COME ON
YOU GOT THIS
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5904923
Ouchie
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5904923
oh no
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>>5904923
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5904927
The mask starts breaking
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>>5904927
>>5904924
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>>5904928
>The mask starts breaking
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5904930
>>5904929
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5904930
throw the tv
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5904930
>>5904929
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>>5904932
"NYYEEEEHHHHHHH"

"Why the anger, Quattro?"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5904930
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5904930
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5904934
Just punch anything red
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5904934
>>5904929
pls
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>>5904939
"RASPUTIN. YOU GOTTA LEND ME YOUR CREDIT CARD. HELP YOUR BIG BRO OUT C'MON"

"What? Why?"

"CUZ I GOTTA CHANGE THE PAST MAAAAAN"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5904940
Slap Quattro
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5904940
Change the past but FOR REAL
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>>5904941
"Get a hold of yourself"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5904946
>>5904945
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5904946
get yourself a drink to calm down
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>>5904947
"What's wrong with him?"

"...I dunno. Apparently this was caused by a video game. Now he's yelling about how he's gonna change the past or something."

"Shame"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5904951
Marian tells him his new "change the past" battleship has been completed
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5904951
activate schizo powers
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>>5904952
"Oh wait. Mental breakdown on hold, he's gotta take this call"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5904954
Now he's cheering
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>>5904955
"Huh, musta been some good news"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5904956
Quattro shouts that now he can finally topple Lolisniffer for good and be tghe leader.

In front of the entire stadium.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5904956
Quattro heads off to get some snacks
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>>5904957
"Huh. Guess he calmed down."

"Well, good. Say. Betty. You got that clothing change yet? So we can get back to the fighting "
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5904961
>>5904959
while not noticing the horde of angry audience members looking at him
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5904961
Let's see if Betty has a new outfit
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5904961
>>5904964
Give her a Chun Li costume
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>>5904962
Why would anybody be angry at this dude? Look at him
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5904968
>>5904964
>>5904965
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>>5904970
And so, Betty's new outfit is....
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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5904974
Rollan
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>>5904977
Are ya suuuuuuuuuuure
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5904983
Roll
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5904983
Yah sure
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>>5904986
hmmmmmmmm
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wait shit nevermind, I gotta go. thread continues later 2night when I get back
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5904991
>>5904992
Column one, row three
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>>5905085
Column Ur, Row A faget
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5905091
come on OP, the China dress is the coolest
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>>5905095
CCP SHILL?
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5905097
OP, put betty in the dress already and stop delaying
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>>5905098
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure thoooooooooo
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5905106
yeah I'm sure, lock in
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>>5905107
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5905110
Quattro slaps OP for delaying
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>>5905112
muh rolling for costume
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5905106
She had all of these in her locker? Kind of skimpy for a tournament aren't they?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5905115
Okay, yeah change Quattro's outfit to match somehow
like some sorta IP man costume
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>>5905119
The hell's an Intellectual Property Man
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5905123
you know, the wing chun guy, OP
come on
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5905123
Let's go to the Quattro outfit select cmon.
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>>5905125
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5905133
yeah, this is cool
let's go with this
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>>5905135
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5905140
totally believeable
Okay, let's spend our budget on the Rasputin and Betty fight once again
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5905140
You think Shotasniffer made the outfits easily breakable on purpose?
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>>5905142
"Alright. Let us continue then, Betty....and don't even think about using that favor I owe you to give yourself a free win"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5905148
being in the china dress has given Betty ALL of the Chun Li moves
She leads with a bunch of kicks!
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>>5905149
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5905153
RASPUTIN PARRIES ALL OF IT FOR NO DAMAGE!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5905148
Skeleton Island moment #37
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>>5905156
>>5905155
"...WAIT BETTY NO! DON'T THROW OUT THE SUPER!"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5905165
BETTY THROWS OUT THE SUPER
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>>5905165
LETS GO BETTYYYYYY
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5905167
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>>5905166
>>5905169
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5905175
"BETTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>5905176
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5905181
Betty K.O.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5905181
SHE CAN STILL BRING IT BACK
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>>5905186
"I KNOW YOU CAN. BETTY. SHOW ME."
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5905194
QUATTRO GOES ULTRA SIMP MODE TO HELP BETTY OUT
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>>5905196
ULTRA SIMP MODE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

A. Quattro jumps in and eats the Rasputin punch at the last second
B. Quattro transfer his energy to Betty to give her a huge boost
C. All of the above
D. Free space
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5905202
C.
GO QUATTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5905202
DO IT QUATTRO
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5905202
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>>5905204
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5905218
BETTY DOES IT
SEKIHAAAAAAAA TENYOKEEEEEEN
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>>5905221
Unfortunately Quattro was immediately KO'd so he couldn't see what happened afterwards
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5905229
Cut to celebrity ringside enjoying the fight displayed on the jumboscreen.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5905229
wake up Quattro, who won?
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>>5905231
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5905234
WAS IT BETTY?
TAKE A LOOK, QUATTRO
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5905234
BETTY BROS?
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>>5905235
THERE! IN THE SMOKE!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5905243
BLOW AWAY THE SMOKE REAL QUICK, QUATTRO
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5905243
BETTY WITH THE WIN?
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>>5905245
FGASP
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5905262
FANSERVICE? fanservice
IT'S A DRAW?
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>>5905263
"Well, Betty. Can you continue?"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5905262
BETTY KEEP STANDING
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5905271
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE IN
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5905271
BETTY KEEPS GOING
IS IT THE SIMPING FROM QUATTRO THAT'S WORKING?
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>>5905273
>>5905277
WITH ONE ARM BROKEN. LEGS UNSTEADY. STAMINA DRAINED AND HER BODY BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER. BETTY. MAKES A FIST. ONCE MORE.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5905278
THIS IS IT
THE FINAL PUNCH
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
SIMP QUATTRO, SIMP!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5905278
Rasputin sidesteps and punches Betty in the gut, knocking her out. Ras catches her one-handed as she falls.
"Happy Birthday, Betty."
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5905278
BETTY-O PAUNCHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5905302
>>5905282
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>>5905303
*thud*
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5905305
THIS GETS QUATTRO ANGRY ENOUGH TO GET BACK IN THE TOURNAMENT
HE'S MOTIVATED
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5905305
Thunderous applause rains down on both competitors, as Rasputin carries Betty away.
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>>5905307
"Happy birthday. Betty"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5905312
Quattro goes into a depression spiral
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>>5904983
Damn, now I want op to write a over the hill magic girl quest. Thing I didn't know I wanted.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5905312
Time for Quattro to take center-stage!
"Ladies and gentleman! Give it up for the winner of this round, Rasputin! (I'm gonna kill you Rasputin for hurting Betty)
Is the tournament over? That's for our champion to decide! He has the choice to either face me in 1-on-1 combat or declare me the winner!"
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>>5905313
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5905324
My god - has quattro LOST HIS CONFIDENCE? That would revert his power up from the one true drink!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5905324
Time for Rosa and Jill to take center-stage!
"Ladies and gentleman! Give it up for the winner of this round, Rasputin!
Is the tournament over? That's for our champion to decide! He has the choice to either face the one, the only, the magnificent QUATTRO! in 1-on-1 combat or declare Quattro the winner of this year's Skeleton Moon Tournament!"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5905324
>>5905325
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5905324
Poor Quattro
Time to go back to videogames
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>>5905325
"Wait. What. THAT's the secret?"

"Oh yeah."

"Wait...So does that mean The Ultimate Drink is just a placebo, or is it a drink that gives power as long as the user had confidence?"

"Yes"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5905330
The announcer in the booth:
"Ladies and gentleman! What a magnificent display of skill and courage! Give it up for the winner of this round, Rasputin!
Is the tournament over? That's for our champion to decide! He has the choice to either face the one, the only, QUATTRO! in 1-on-1 combat or declare him the winner of this year's Skeleton Moon Tournament!"
The announcer is handed a piece of paper.
"We would also like to remind guests to NOT make bets with unknown individuals on the arena floor. Please use the official Chillsader booths and representatives to place your bets."
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5905330
Let's roll for Quattro to overcome simping and just accept and move on
we all have our dark history with unfruitful relationships anyway
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5905333
+1
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>>5905333
Hey. hey Quattro. Get over it. Hey.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5905344
come on OP, Quattro's a failed protagonist. Even *you* can't fix him
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5905344
Videogames are better anyway
embrace backlog after beating shotasniffer
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5905344
start playing videogames and smoking weed
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>>5905345
OP joins Quattro in moping
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5905348
may as well sleep it out
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5905348
Boy pat Quattro in the back and they go play videogames..
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>>5905349
Oh shit that's right. It's like 2 AM. I really should go to sleep.

Bread on hold until it's not. See ya

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5905353
see ya OP
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>>5905354
night
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>>5905353
thanks for bread op
sorry didn't participate much
gulag got the best of me
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>>5905360
Such is life in the zone
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>>5905362
most definitely.
you earn money by ruining your health to pay for hospital bills
amazing
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>>5905353
>>5905357
Thanks for running.
>>
Your unlife is EVERYTHING. You serve ALL purpose. You should treat yourself to a pina colada, NOW. And give yourself some of that milk, and those calcium minerals.
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Found ops real twitter account
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>>5906144
Damn, I wish
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>>5906226
Bread tonight, boss?
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>>5906233
ye prolly. but I make no promises
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>>5906234
Sweet! I won't be there. Maybe later if you run long enough.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5909944
Start eating your sandwich suit, Quattro
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>>5909949
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5909952
Quattro starts dancing in front of the whole arena in his sandwich suit
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5909952
Keep eating
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>>5909954
Poor quattro. Betty's defeat must have broke his mind
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5909961
Is this a ploy to get Quattro's confidence up by doing increasingly silly things?
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>>5909962
No anon, I think Quattro's just lost it. Probably.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5909964
The crowd starts cheering for Quattro *somehow*
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5909964
What if he will find it?
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5909964
As the 3 obligatory goof off posts of a new bread are done, everything is reset right back to where we left off before
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>>5909970
but we didn't punch ourselves in the face
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>>5909970
>reset right back to where we left off before

Quattro returns to lying on the floor in despair
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5909973
Quattro is reminded of the inspirational words of Shuzo Matsuoka
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5909973
You know what we need?
Videogames.
Tournament was nothing but a prelude to true show.
EBO TOURNAMENT!
LAUNCH PARTY NEVER STOPS!
Bokken 8, Bone Fighter Beta 2nd strike, Shadow Calibur 7, Bone or Alive, here we go!
LET'S GO!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5909973
Put on the sad hat, the one with ribbons
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>>5909975
THAT'S RIGHT! NEVER GIVE UP! IT'S TIME TO:

A. Punch OP until he retcons the ending of the last fight
B. Actually finish the tournament
C. Go get a cola
D. Get hyped and demand Shotasniffer appear to beat your ass -- I mean challenge you
E. Free space
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5909983
B.
come on OP you asshole
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5909983
A and B ending with C
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>>5909986
You wanna punch OP? It's your funeral. I am trained in over 5000 forms of make believe martial arts
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5909987
>>5909985
B then D.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5909987
I'm certain on some planet your skills are very impressive, your weak link is this is Earth
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>>5909990
I'm bleeding. Making me the victor
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5909990
>>5909989
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5909987
E>>5909978
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5909993
>>5909986
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5909993
>>5909995
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>>5909996
REWIND TIME?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5909999
NICE QUADS
YEAH REWIND TIME DO IT
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5909999
Yeah uhh whatever happens it makes the Quatt happy
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5909999
Is simping for betty validates fucking with space and time continuum?
Quads confirm
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>>5910003

WITH ONE ARM BROKEN. LEGS UNSTEADY. STAMINA DRAINED AND HER BODY BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER. BETTY. MAKES A FIST. ONCE MORE.


"....hmmmm. Deja vu" - Rasputin
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5910006
QUATTRO SIMP POWERS ARE REDIRECTING TIME ITSELF!!!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5910006
BETTY BRIEFLY TURNS YELLOW AND GETS A POWER BOOST
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5910006
Now Quattro quickly do something to create butterfly effect.
For example cheering normally instead of simping so you won't distract her.
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>>5910009
oh shit
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>>5910009
"INTERESTING!"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5910020
SIMP POWERS GO INTO OVERDRIVE AND KNOCK RASPUTIN OUT!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5910020
Betty KOs Rasputin
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5910020
STADION GOES WILD
THIS POWER SURELY COMPARABLE IF NOT STRONGER THAN RASPUTIN'S
IT'S ANYONE'S GAME NOW
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5910020
OH GOD SHE'S GOING SUPER SAIYAN
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>>5910025
"This is what I want to see. In the crucible of battle. You have reached a new height. Betty"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5910030
BETTY GOES FOR THE KILLING BLOW
A KNOCK OUT ON RASPUTIN!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5910030
They both attack each other simultaneously like that Tekken 8 intro
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>>5910031
THE LAST TIME SHE TRIED THIS RASPUTIN SIMPLY SIDESTEPPED IT AND PUNCHED HER IN THE GUT. WILL IT BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5910034
Yes, because it is merely a faint, true strike is coming from other directions!
Betty utilizes her power to attack from multiple directions
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5910034
ITS COMING IN TOO FAST NOW!
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>>5910035
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5910045
Rasputin FINALLY gets his ass beat and not his donkey either
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5910050
OH SHIT
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5910045
Glorious
>>5910050
goddammit OP
Quattro quickly jumps in the way to take the hit instead!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5910050
I reject this timeline
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>>5910051
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5910061
Lend all of it!
And sunglasses too
Future is too bright
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5910061
>>5910063
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5910061
QUATTRO CAN SIMP HARDER THAN ANY SIMP
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5910063
And my dice!
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>>5910066
nice
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"Happy Birthday, Betty"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5910077
BETTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5910077
Best
Present
Ever
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>>5910078
This truly was....our Skeleton Island.

Part 3.

Quattro's Counter attack.

Only on 4chan's /qst/
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5910084
OP plz
did Quattro's sole wish Happy Birthday to Betty means that little for you
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>>5910086
Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles, Quatt boy. I'm just gonna go eat dinner now after poking you. since nothing bad will surely happen to OP in the mean time.

Be back in like 30 minutesa
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5910090
Poke back
or more like time for honest bout with Rasputin, as soon Betty is moved to somewhere safe
Cause Quattro is pissed
Time to finish what we started back at original Skeleton Island Civ thing, and settle it all once and for all.
Bone appetite, OP
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5910090
Quattro gets back into the sandwich costume and starts dancing
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5910090
Hey wait a minute that was a double KO you can't just re-use an image like that
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That was a good dinner. Ayy Quattro. You good?
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5910120
He's drinking his sorrow away
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5910120
He will be good after final bout with Rasputin
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5910123
OP got pranked?!
What is happening!?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5910123
QUATTRO? QUATTRO?
WAIT HE'S ABOUT TO LAUNCH HIMSELF INTO SPACE FOREVER
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5910123
HIS METER? IT'S FULL?
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>>5910125
QUATTRO'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5910128
Well, it wouldn't be called QCA if final solution to problems wouldn't involve Neo-Pettanko-Chillsaders space fleet
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5910128
Marian picks up Quattro in the new battleship
>>5910130
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>>5910130
"oh shit is the tourney over then?"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5910137
Quattro.... has abandoned the tournament???

>>5910132
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5910137
RASPUTIN IS FOLLOWING HIM OH CRAP
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5910137
No, just having final stage set up in space is a new trend
TURN ON VIDEO FEED
COMING TO YOU
FINAL ROUND
ON A FALLING METEORITE
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>>5910140
that's right
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>>5910140
Final destination? Fox only?
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>>5910140
UP THERE! ON THE JUMBOTRON!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5910144
activate extra net-link satellites for superiour 12k quality
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5910144
IT'S QUATTRO WITH HIS SPACE FLEET IN THE BACKGROUND
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>>5910145
!!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5910150
QUATTRO'S COUNTER ATTACK
MARIAN FINALLY HAS THE MECH READY FOR QUATTRO TO USE
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5910150
Now it's time for the super real finals to happen on this SICK LOW GRAVITY ASTEROID ARENA
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5910150
>>5910151
>>5910152
"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE" - audience
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5910150
"As for the final round of this tournament, I must present to you - GIANT ROBOT BATTLES!
We here at Neo Pettanko Chillsader fleet made purely to allow as many angles for cameras as possible, will provide best video quality possible for everyone to enjoy this tournament"
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>>5910155
"Ah. it's finally starting"

"What"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5910164
"Aren't you supposed to be there, big brother?"
"Someone else is taking over"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5910164
Doctor what's the condition of Mai babeh?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5910164
>>5910166
Is Shotasniffer finally here?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5910164
Betty's eyes flash yellow, but we cut away before we see what happens
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5910164
Quattro proceeds with his tournament speech.
Locate Shotasniffer and start final bout.
Anything goes.
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>>5910169
"SOMEONE FUCKING TREAT ME I HATE YELLOW"
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>>5910167
"I'm afraid it's...terminal"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5910173
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Betty
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5910173
you are not doctor
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5910173
>>5910171
IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL FIGHT
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5910173
You promised me a lavish lifestyle with all the soap opera drama!
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>>5910174
Boy is unamused by this soap opera roleplay they're doing
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5910179
Meanwhile in space
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5910179
>>5910168
>>5910171
Yes nnow it's finally time to fight your sis-
"You aren't going to fight Shotasniffer today, Quattro."
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5910179
>>5910176
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5910179
Mean while in soap space!
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>>5910180
Quattro's giving his big speech!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5910192
It's not going to be ruined, it's fucking Quattro time BABY! It's finally time to face your sig sister in-
Why is the airship barrelling towards the asteroid?
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5910192
greg themed belt is nice touch btw
"... And now we are moving on final rounds! Take a look at final stage!"
Camera shows huge meteorite with engines installed
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5910192
>>5910194
IT'S TIME FOR QUATTRO'S COUNTER ATTACK
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>>5910194
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5910197
>>5910193
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5910197
"Now I'll proceed discuss the rules:
All contenstants, me and Shotasniffer arrive there at same time. In their own giant robots.
As soon match starts - engines will fire up.
Target - USSR
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>>5910198
"QUATTRO! USSR WAR BLIMP HAS BEEN DETECTED!"

"...So she's finally came"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5910202
YES THIS IS YOUR MOMENT EVERYTHING CAN'T GO WRONuh oh
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5910202
EQUALITY PRIME LAUNCHES FROM THE BLIMP
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5910202
time to settle old scores
final round
*insert GGXRD type of intro wording*
START
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5910202
Bringing here false ideals and failure of government. Makes me so mad!
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>>5910203
This is it. The Reds has finally come to accept your rematch challenge. Is it perhaps time to Pit their space fleet against yours? If Shotasniffer can't even deal with your fleet then she's not worthy to face you in single combat.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5910210
ITS TIME TO CHALLENGE SHOTASNIFFER IN A ONE VERSUS ONE DUEL IN MECHS
QUATTRO'S HYAKU SHIKI VERSUS SHOTASNIFFER'S EQUALITY PRIME V3
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5910210
>>5910211
what this anon said
fleet is there so there will be no distraction
Remember the most wise words spoken by a man:
"And in the end
Giant robots will battle each other"
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>>5910211
"Then all you have to do. Is issue the challenge, Quattro"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5910217
INTITIATE THE CALL, QUATTRO
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5910217
Do it.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5910217
Beep boop beep boop
FUCKING MICROSOFT!
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5910217
"Hey Shotasniffer, how about you leave aside your massive armies and instead face me, the martial arts guy, in a martial arts duel?"

"yea, she's bound to agree to that!"
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>>5910218
CALLLLINGGGG
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5910224
I mean I hope she watched TV in flight
otherwise it'd be awkward
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5910224
"What is it Quattro? First I get into a free-for-all with the girls, then I had to carpool with them, and now IO come home to find my blimp stolen"
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5910224
CUT TO THE BRIDGE OF THE WAR BLIMP
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5910227
>>5910224
She is playing battletoads
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>>5910227
Man. Crazy how they managed to make a blimp-shaped space ship
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5910229
Quattro appears on the screen, challenging Shotasniffer to a 1 on 1 mech duel!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5910229
Also what's all that racket, some gathering over an asteroid perhaps?
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5910229
so what she has on ringtone for Quattro?
But also that >>5910230
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>>5910230
"Big sis! Quattro's calling us!"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5910239
accept the call
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5910239
It's time... accept the call
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>>5910240
CALL...CONNECTING
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5910243
A SIBLING RIVALRY LIKE NO OTHER
ELDEST BROTHER VERSUS ELDEST SISTER
A ONE ON ONE MECH BATTLE
SHOTASNIFFER VERSUS QUATTRO
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5910243

Call interrupted, Quattro's fleet suddenly firing on Quattro's ship
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>>5910244
wait, connection failed
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5910246
>>5910247
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5910247
damn, downgrade stream to 720p
it ate all the traffic
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5910247
"MARIAN, THE WI-FI!"
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>>5910249
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5910255
NOW QUICKLY ISSUE THE CHALLENGE, QUATTRO
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5910255
Technical difficulties. pls understand
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5910255
"sorry, it was me who cut it, brother"
WATCH OUT
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5910255
Get me a fucking drink
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>>5910261
"GASP!"

"A SHOCKING TWIST?!"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5910263
Marian!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5910263
Space Cow cut the feed and is really the big bad this whole time!
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5910263
MARIAN'S A FUCKING DOUBLE AGENT WORKING FOR SHOTASNIFFER AS A PROMISE TO GET HIS CEO JOB BACK!
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>>5910265
IT CAN'T BE!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5910268
>>5910266
also queue Marian coming in with his personal ship and GUNBUSTER G
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5910268
It's still marian in costume trying to hide his identity
probably some weeb reference
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5910268
You are right cuz it isn't!
Quattro:
Final Destination
No Items
super Mecha only!
Let's gooooo!
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>>5910269
>queue
"Ummmm. Ackshually. Don't you mean "cue" ?Hmmmmm?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5910275
yeah yeah OP, cue marian
fuckin' nerd
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5910275
truly most hateful abomination
probably a product placement
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5910275
Fucking space Cow knows his shit! >>5910272
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>>5910280
"Errrrmmmm, Ackshually. The image limit is reached" - Nerd Cow
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5910283
start new thread, OP
this time with the Marian double agent and Gunbuster G stuff
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>>5910283
well it's pretty good time to end.
or switch to ASCII art
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5910283
>>5910285
or new bread.
roll for it
>>
Apparently I have to wait 100 seconds before making a thread

wat
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>>5910291
bread police is on the case.
those bastards
>>
NEW THREAD:

>>5910299
>>5910299
>>5910299



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