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October 2008
2862696Imperial Pulp FictionTHRILL AT DEBAUCHED DAUGHTERS OF THE EMPEROR! BE AMAZED AT HEROIC GUARDSMEN! PERVERTED XENOS! EXCITING ACTION! ALL FOR LESS THAN ONE THRONE!awesome, Imperial, propaganda, sex2008-10-23 10 
June 2009
4875024Grylph, what the fuck?Sarge gives enlightening advice on pleasuring a lady. Grylph fucks it up.Sex, what the fuck2009-06-14 5 
February 2010
8253679Rogue god among menA riveting tale of a Machiavellian players ambitions and the incredible outcomestory time, laser nipples, cabbage sex2010-02-24 15 
June 2010
10501437Raiding Hell For Love/tg/ gives advice to a paladin in an Egyptian-themed campaign on how to free a loved one from an eternity of unjust damnation.Egypt, love, paladin, marilith, snake sex2010-06-14 17 
September 2010
12188273Zerg Quest XIIICerebrate Anon is really late, because Google Maps hates him. The Brood starts colonizing, eavesdrops on some Protoss, and gets the whole Swarm ready for an apocalyptic battle at Aiur. Artisanlord starts writing an anti-war play.Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Voyeurism, Sexy Brain Tentacles2010-09-23 13 
March 2011
14189487The 400 Year Old VirginStarts with OP asking about one of his Lich players getting hitched, then /tg/ shows their funny side by making parody quotes of the 40 Year Old Virginmarriage, lich, undead, sex, virgin, funny, parody, magic, epic, epic level2011-03-09 17 
14257950The Warrior-QueenOP asks for help fleshing out a "female Conan or Genghis Khan". /tg/ responds with the usual expected gamut of barbarian-princess images, debate on the stereotype that all strong women are dykes, and some discussion on the merits of wealth, sex, and power.warrior, queen, barbarian, conan, genghis khan, wealth, sex, power2011-03-16 -1 
July 2011
15734989Abaddon Quest XISex. Bloody violence. Violent sex. Popcorn. We've got it all, bitches.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Hot, Sex, Violence2011-07-28 23 
August 2011
15936890Board Quest, Part IILord Bidhill of Dessex receives a magic ring, we see UST between a Priestess and a Druid, and we get silver weapons to fuck up werewolves with.Collective Game, Board Quest, Dwarves, Silver Weapons, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Quest2011-08-14 17 
October 2011
16727562Humans are insane (rapists)Humans are unleashed upon the galaxy and it's not our weapons that aliens should fear.Humans, Galaxy, Sex, Rape2011-10-24 38 
November 2011
16811269The Bedding GameA game-within-a-game, favored by Bards since time immemorial. It's goal? Get into bed with as many folks as you can to score!sex, funny,bards2011-11-02 14 
May 2012
19043505Fortune: Evolution Game - Discussion Thread 2While the first was not archived (nor is it worth archiving), this discussion thread proves to be full of brainstorming concerning the next stage of life on that wild, wild world. Previews of Part 5 as well as links to the new 1d4chan page are included. brainstorm, Deus vs Machina, discussion, ecologyfag, evo game, evolution game, evolution, Father, Fortune Evolution, FortuneHost, nongent, occasional silliness, preview, sneak-peek, Stooge, zeppelin sex,2012-05-13 10 
19283964Primordial Evo, Eastern Continent Tribal/Discussion Thread 2Thread starts weird and horrifying, then gets back on track with civil discussion, stellar art and worldbuilding.Bord Empire, discussion, drawfaggotry, Eastern Continent, evo, evo game, evolution, evolution game, FortuneHost, Gaghiel, Gantu, Govkar, Gwiliak, Indonesian Gentleman, Jungle Fever 3, Kaze, Nad, namefags, NO TRIP, nongent, Onolkeshan, Primordial Evo, SHOGUN GLUND, Silith, Skulks, Solomon, stupid sexy Skulks…, tribal, Zal'zaz'siel2012-05-30 6 
July 2012
20001747Unexpected PC Shenanigans It seems duels between master assassins are very brief affairsPC, game, awesome, storytime, PC said the darndest things, surprise, buttsex2012-07-23 9 
August 2012
20138799Mahou Shounen Quest 164The night comes to an end. Mio finally plays her cards.Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Vote down if you're insecure about your sexuality2012-08-01 6 
November 2012
21450320Zerg Quest CXDespite what you may have heard, this is not thread 10. I know; it surprised me, too.Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Number Confusion, Sexy Learning Disability, There goes that impressive Protoss fleet, There goes that impressive Zerg fleet, There goes...I'm seeing a pattern here2012-11-06 6 
January 2013
22882403Star Wars, Episode VII: The StorytimeA very successful attempt to get off the rail leads to Fecal-Laser-Corpsenado. Also, Hermaphroditic Ewok Jedi.railroading, off the rails, star wars, star wars saga, tornado, ewok, ewoks are sexy2013-01-30 7 
July 2013
25938722LOL, Elfsex!LOL, Elfsex!LOL, Elfsex!2013-07-10 14 
August 2013
26858529tg Text Adventure Quest: Chapter 6We mindbreak Elyria and Daya, fuck them both, invade a city and take control of it, meeting Katya the assassin catgirl and The Immortal, among other things.Text Adventure, Quest, Text, Adventure, Minotaurs, Collective Game, Dryads, Catgirls, Gratuitous Sex2013-08-27 9 
26888963/tg/ Text Adventure Quest: Chapter 7Where we kill a snake god, win a lamia, fuck a loli, fail to siege a castle and then kill some mermaids.Collective Game, text adventure, mermaids, gratuitous sex, 2013-08-28 2 
January 2014
29404310Sexual Encounter QuestYou are Miranda Rook, math genius and 26 year old virgin. Your coworkers invite you to go bar hopping and maybe get laid. You decide to buy an army instead. Collective Game, Sexual Encounter Quest, Mercenaries2014-01-10 49 
29546162Sexual Encounter Quest 2You are Miranda Rook, math genius and 26 year old virgin. You contact a lawyer for his services, and get prettied up in preparation for a meeting.Collective Game, Sexual Encounter Quest, Mercenaries2014-01-16 38 
29671473Sexual Encounter Quest 3You are Miranda Rook, math genius and 26 year old virgin. You perform some identity theft on a colleague and get a fancy new suit.Collective Game, Sexual Encounter Quest, Mercenaries2014-01-21 24 
29913013Sexual Encounter Quest 4You are Miranda Rook, math genius and 26 year old virgin. You kick a mugger in the dick, pick up a sharp new suit (OOHHH BARACUDAAAA) and ask your boss for a raise.Collective Game, Sexual Encounter Quest, Mercenaries2014-01-31 26 
February 2014
29961570Sexual Encounter Quest 5You are Miranda Rook, math genius and 26 year old virgin. You finally get to meet Captain Koojimans and discuss the acquisition of Peregrine Immediate, get to know the good Captain a little bit more and pick up a tail.Collective Game, Sexual Encounter Quest, Mercenaries2014-02-02 25 
30197241Random Dimensional Quest 4 - Quest Long or Die TryingIn which Nick Trimmers visits astral woodstock, does drugs, and gets (spiritually) laid. Wat.Collective Game, Random Dimensional Quest, Nick Trimmers, barber, Slow Ass, Quest, Arsenal, magic mushroom, astral hippie sex2014-02-13 2 
April 2014
31553537Gnolls, how do they even work?In which a DM responds to a player's request to fuck a Gnoll female, which turns into a discussion of the ethical and social impacts of Gnolls on societyGnoll, Furry, Sex, Anatomy, National Geographic, What is this, I don't even, DM, Urethradicks2014-04-18 7 
May 2014
32038874Sext Reentry QuestNothing says edgy quite like blackmailing a child into anal sex before anally raping her older sister too~!sex, butts, quest, yes this is a thing2014-05-10 -3 
32073245Sexbot Child Rape QuestBut its okay because the robot is raping a boy~!Sexbots, Child Rape, Quest, Choose your own Child Rape2014-05-11 15 
32170094Waifu Robo Quest 2The sequel to Sexbot Child Rape Quest. Find out whether or not any child rape by sexbots actually happens!Collective Game, Sexbots, Waifu Robo Quest2014-05-16 11 
32229858Waifu Robo Quest 3Martini Camellia turns 11, will he get molested by a sexbot today? Read to find out.Collective Game, Sexbots, Waifu Robo Quest2014-05-19 10 
32465687Waifu Robo Quest #5Martini wakes from a frisky night to greet the day of the Neo-Victorian Youth Robot Show.Collective Game, Waifu Robo Quest, Shota, Sexbots2014-05-30 9 
September 2014
34936025Pansexual Tucute Bunnykin Quest 1we Fight the Patriarcy rather ineffectively and try to sneak to play a video game.Satire, Collective Game, Pansexual Tucute Bunnykin Quest2014-09-17 11 
October 2014
35639906straya-questa young boy cant be bothered to go to school so he wags for the day good time ensuestraya quest, collective game, bogan, sex, slang,2014-10-20 14 
35645513Straya Quest pt 2: The BottlingGet some grog and have a get together in the parkstraya quest, collective game, bogan, sex, slang,2014-10-20 9 
35661246Straya Quest 3: Bogan LifeWe take the girls home for a night of lewd fun.straya quest, collective game, bogan, sex, slang,2014-10-21 6 
35821782Jackles and the Blind Seer Loli/tg/ at its finest, going from FLGS That Guys to the Blind Seer Sharpshooter Loli to french gaming to the Jackless to legal ages to fuck to meta-talk./tg/, jackless, cult, blind, seer, loli, sharpshooter, That Guy, FLGS, legal, fuck, sex, meta, 4chan, wtf2014-10-29 6 
November 2014
36110397Straya Quest 4: The StrayaningPretty much just lots of smut with Mel, also we're at school brieflystraya quest, collective game, bogan, sex, slang,2014-11-12 6 
February 2015
38060445Space Crusade Quest #6We fuck elves...alot. We also checknout the ship, get the elves to decide to follow us...and fuck them some more.Collective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Spess elves, Unending Sex2015-02-15 3 
38156490Space Crusade Quest #10We get a crew, recruits, then rage at elvesCollective Game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, Spess Elves, More sex2015-02-19 4 
38289867Space Crusade Quest 14We go back to our ship, fuck tempas, comfort Kemos, then make Kemos a badassCollective game, Space Crusade Quest, Scarlet Queen, Slaves, More Sex, Kemos2015-02-25 3 
May 2015
39758595Shark Tits and Sexual DimorphismAnons have a lengthy chat about gender in fantasy races and aliens, and how to make it interesting.world building, sharks, star trek, sexuality2015-05-05 3 
39907618Straya Quest 5: Crook as a dog editionWe have morning period and then lunch, then Cunt fucks off because he's crook.straya quest, collective game, bogan, sex, slang2015-05-12 5 
December 2015
44274298STRAYA QUEST 6 (MONTHS SINCE LAST THREAD)Apparently we've been a stick in the mud ever since we started going out with known stick in the mud, Melissa. Who would've thought?straya quest, collective game, bogan, sex, slang, 2015-12-20 3 
March 2016
46290033Be the BEG Chapter 15We settle a dispute, and do a lot of things that involve penetrationCollective Game, BEG, Be the BEG, Sex2016-03-27 10 
May 2016
19642Hotline '09 QuestWe are Nigriss. We wear a chicken mask and murder gang members.collective game, hotline miami, hotline 09 quest, murder, wanton violence, sex drugs rock and roll2016-05-04 1 
October 2016
651566The End of the Aftermath: A Ryukuza Side QuestA 1-4 shot sidequest, of what may happen in other places after the end of Ryukuza Quest...Collective Game, madness, Hastur, Cassilda, the King in Yellow, Yellow Sign, blood, sex, weird, short, monsters2016-10-02 6 
665271The End of the Aftermath: A Ryukuza Side QuestPart three begins with Cassilda and Nyean parting ways at the shore of Lake Hali....what dangers lurk in Carcosa for the young mystic?Collective Game, madness, Hastur, Cassilda, the King in Yellow, Yellow Sign, blood, sex, weird, short, monsters2016-10-05 2 
November 2016
822486The Raiders - Part 1A gish and her dragon enjoying some time between raids are interrupted by the possibility of capturing a princess of their very own....Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2016-11-13 13 
851071The Raiders - Part 2Akko indulges herself, while Gero causes her trouble. But Akko needs one or two more people for her cadre to be complete....Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-11-20 10 
869633The Raiders - Part 3Akko consoles her friends post-possession, seeks out information, and meets a potential cadre member.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-11-26 8 
December 2016
900733The Raiders - Part 4Aeuna agrees to the duel; Akko assesses two potential recruits Falna offers; and rest time occurs before the duel.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-12-04 8 
893159Acid Girl Quest #1A short, trippy quest centered around a living embodiment of music and feminine psyche.Trippy, Acid, Girl, Music, Magic, Dream, Sex, Art, Tangerines2016-12-04 1 
927752The Raiders - Part 5Yashi shows up at an inopportune time; spells are prepared; the duel is set to begin!Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-12-11 8 
951597The Raiders - Part 6Akko, Yzia, and Aeuna in the Garden of the Dead Gods...Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2016-12-18 5 
960448Cyberpunk Demonslayer 2Our hero learns more about himself and gets some succubus tail.Cyberpunk Demonslayer, sexy times2016-12-26 6 
January 2017
1000966The Raiders - Part 7How does one discipline a dragon? Preparation for the Raid. And what about your slaves?Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2017-01-02 5 
1022255The Raiders - Part 8Akko faces off against unknown assailants. Gains new strange abilities. Calls in a LOT of favors.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2017-01-08 6 
1047880The Raiders - Part 9Akko comforts Kteine as only she could. Yzia offers a present. Resting should happen soon!Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut, lesbian2017-01-15 5 
February 2017
1158822The Raiders - Part 10Akko hosts a party for her cadre...an interesting and eventful party.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-02-13 5 
1187646The Raiders - Part 11A draconic Akko plays games with Yzia; Rana gets what's coming to her in a couple of ways.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-02-21 3 
April 2017
1331965The Raiders - Part 12The Raiders returns after a too long hiatus with the spanking of an ifrit, an exploration of jewels and glass, and a lesson in teaching.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-04-03 5 
1354848The Raiders - Part 13Jiyua gets her rewards, good and bad; Yashi and Rana help your pretty slave; Tzanzi makes her appearance.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-04-10 3 
1396870The Raiders - Part 14Tzanzi arrives as Akko and friends 'fix' her mindbroken slave...Siobhan seems terribly amused.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-04-24 3 
May 2017
1419099The Raiders - Part 15Akko faces off with Her Majesty's Inquisitor. Tzanzi - the real one - arrives. Biting.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-01 3 
1463823The Raiders - Part 16Falna gets what is coming to her; Kteine makes a decision; Tzanzi gets what she wants.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-15 3 
1489673The Raiders - Part 17In the aftermath of Tzanzi's lusts, Akko researches a variety of things, and explores the possibilities before her.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-23 2 
1516054The Raiders - Part 18Akko achieves a new level of power, and makes some heavy decisions; preparations for the Raid truly begin.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-05-30 3 
June 2017
1568752The Raiders - Part 19Draconic world Problems; The Master Smiths; The Conclave of Dunzamn.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-06-13 2 
1615492The Raiders - Part 20The Conclave begins; meeting other Leaders; your Cadre assembles.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-06-26 1 
1617969The Raiders - Part 21: Three PrincessesA Raiders Side Tale concering three princesses; in honor of 21 threads.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-06-27 1 
July 2017
1637636The Raiders - Part 22Last minute details; The Twins Blades; Dunzamn and Akko; making a place in the Lair.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-04 3 
1656187The Raiders - Part 22 Redux Last minute details; The Twins Blades; Dunzamn and Akko; making a place in the Lair.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-10 4 
1676559The Raiders - Part 23Akko's Cadre takes their place in the lair; planning for assault; making good on some lovely threats.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-17 2 
1700230The Raiders - Part 24Tzanzi's issues; the blade and the illusionist; setting up shop.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-24 2 
1703809The Raiders - Part 25Yzia focuses on Auena; arranging for assistance; preparations and resting.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-25 2 
1726760The Raiders - Part 26Carnal dreams, charnel dreams....who knew how much difference two letters would make? Silver Swords to your acolytes! Battle plans.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-07-31 3 
August 2017
1753400The Raiders - Part 27The Ceremony....and then The Raid Commences!Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-08-08 3 
1797480The Raiders - Part 28The Raid begins in earnest; elves everywhere; the capture.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-08-22 3 
1816772The Raiders - Part 29Alliances achieved, slaves settled in, and companions pleased. Now the work begins.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-08-28 3 
September 2017
1839519The Raiders - Part 30The elves try and figure out what hit them, as Akko and her cadre take their first steps into kidnapping a bunch of elven youth.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-09-04 5 
1857148The Raiders - Part 31The githyanki invasion of the Elven Home Tree continues; a discovery is made; Yashi's Dilemma.Collective Game, The Raiders, githyanki, intelligent weapons, lesbian, blood, battle, dragon, sexy sword, princess, smut2017-09-11 3 
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