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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

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March 2010
8587779Cybernetic spider invaders writefaggotryWritefag delivers a long but very satisfying story about the human resistance fighting against cybernetic invaders guerilla-style. Thankfully lacking in the humanity FUCK YEAH department, yet still manages to be badass. Includes a guy tackling a killer robot and attention to in-universe technical detail.writefaggotry, awesome, grimdark, killer robots, la resistance, tl;dr2010-03-15 5 
May 2010
9933783AssassinsDiscussion of the game "Assassins" and creative ways of "killing" peopleAssassins, real life, college, games, killer, paranoia2010-05-20 8 
December 2012
21845316Dawn of Worlds 2Most of the world is built and multiple races are created. Then suddenly killer vegetables.dawn of worlds, gods, world, creation, Killer Vegetables2012-12-02 1 
June 2014
32517726Killer Queen QuestA young assassin finds herself in over her head when she ends up being a target for her rivals.Killer Queen Quest, Collective Game2014-06-02 11 
August 2014
34498343Modern Fantasy Serial Killer Quest 3 (Part 1)We get down and dirty with some ruskies and talk to a goblin, we currently considering how to or not to teach the goblin the electric boogaloo (Part 2 tomorrow after I improve format and get a new dialog style)MFSKQ, Edgy, Dark, Murder, Funny, Limblesslivingonaholeteasing, short thread, no dice, OP slightly off his game, Nobody gets shot with a 22., Collective Game, Quest, Modern Fantasy Serial Killer, 2014-08-30 1 
November 2014
36262068Prince Killer Quest 1MC smites a prince and apparently has an affair with Lady Luck. Collective Game, Prince Killer Quest, Ciollonz2014-11-19 11 
36303078Prince Killer 2We meet our merry band of mercs and try to make something outta them. Collective Game, Prince Killer Quest, Ciollonz2014-11-21 6 
36347668Prince Killer 3We continue training our group, motivating them and making them into a real team. Also deception! Collective Game, Prince Killer Quest, Ciollonz2014-11-23 5 
36443099Prince Killer Quest 4We go through our last day of training before having a nice supper with our team. We get the mission and prepare for departure.Prince Killer Quest, Collective Game, Ciollonz2014-11-28 2 
36464473Prince Killer Quest #6Intrigue and assassination after a hard day's work.Prince Killer Quest, Collective Game, Ciollionz,2014-11-29 2 
December 2014
36543904Prince Killer Quest Episode 6Wilmond Hemmels survives the accusation and drops spaghetti before he can ask Nikan on a datePrince Killer Quest, Collective Game, Ciollonz2014-12-03 1 
June 2015
40406241Loli Serial Killer Quest 1We're a Loli, and God tells us to kill people. We comply, and kill a grandpa.Loli Serial Killer Quest, Quest, Collective Game2015-06-05 -8 
December 2015
43935237Exterminator Quest #32We meet a nice barber and make enchiladas. Also, we get files!collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites2015-12-02 5 
44194960Exterminator Quest #33Simmons attempts to calculate Vince's cash on hand.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, taco bell2015-12-16 3 
44344879Exterminator Quest #34We're unsure about our luck.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, taco bell2015-12-23 5 
44448125Exterminator Quest #35Fire anon returns in grand style.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, taco bell2015-12-30 3 
January 2016
44589126Exterminator Quest #36We defend the honor of our racing clan, things get a little hairy.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, taco bell,racing2016-01-06 6 
44776697Exterminator Quest #37Archived early, we might get Jeremy back.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, taco bell2016-01-14 5 
44964980Exterminator Quest #38We go to court but the thread is culled early, as every QM in existence decides to run at the same time.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, court2016-01-23 5 
45035464Exterminator Quest #39We testify in court!collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, court2016-01-26 3 
45053766Exterminator Quest #40The big 4-Oh. We race in the Underground GP and do great! Until we don't.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, grand prix2016-01-28 3 
February 2016
45181004Exterminator Quest #42In which the Grand Prix is completed impressively and Simmons declares a dread hiatus.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, purifying flames, serial killer, milf, termites, centipedes, grand prix2016-02-02 5 
December 2017
2109440War of the Roses #1Duke Will Seymour of Somerset makes plans and conducts war on his enemies. Who will claim the crown of England?War of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2017-12-09 7 
2140770War of the Roses #2The fight for Bridgwater begins, Duke Seymour has to pull on stops to defend his fief.War of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2017-12-17 4 
January 2018
2182202War of the Roses #3Plans are laid for the invasion of Devonshire, and plans are made with your wife.War of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2018-01-05 3 
2221499War of the Roses #4Harold declares himself rightful king, Devonshire is attacked, plans for the war continueWar of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2018-01-21 3 
February 2018
2257833War of the Roses #5Meeting with your family and preparations to receive Duke Harold for Christmas, as well as the siege of PlymouthWar of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2018-02-02 1 
2312979War of the Roses #6A relaxing Christmas with the family full of drama and intrigue.War of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2018-02-23 1 
March 2018
2351933War of the Roses #7Final preparations to begin the Middlesex Campaign and trouble in Bristol.War of the Roses, War, England, Alternate History, Richard III, 1930s, World War 2, Medieval Politics, TimeKiller QM2018-03-02 2 
May 2018
2532401Metahuman Quest: Issue #17Morgan gets the cold shoulder and has a talk with KaldurQuest, Metahuman Quest, Collective Game, DC, SleepyQM, Gray Ghost, Teen Titans, The Flash, Martian Manhunter, Killer Frost, Aqualad2018-05-17 5 
June 2018
2591998Serial Killer QuestYou are a serial killer but anons would rather that you were a rapist.Collective Game, Autism, Rape, Serial Killer2018-06-03 2 
November 2018
3015612Slasher KillerA final girl who survived a slasher attack dedicates herself to hunting down and killing other slashers.Slasher Killer, Halloween, Horror2018-11-04 5 
February 2019
3225229Serial Killer (episode 0)Elliot Graves was obsessed with purity and burning women. We acquire our first target before OP ditch the questSerial Killer, TheHunger2019-02-12 1 
325434480s Horror Film Villain QuestI'm back and doing another awful questCollective Game, Autism, Rape, Serial Killer2019-02-12 1 
May 2019
3507592Strike Mech '90The elite, international mercenary company, Edgeline, engages in operations in Cameroon using their combat mechs.Mecha, mercenary, war, combat, TimeKiller, Strike Mech, Strike mech 90, cyberpunk, retro-future, 1990s, 1980s, World War Three, WWIII2019-05-16 8 
3526616Strike Mech '98 #1Eight years after the slaughter at Barnake, we join Sparks and Reznick at the start of a new chapter in Edgeline's history.Mecha, mercenary, war, combat, TimeKiller, Strike Mech, Strike mech 90, cyberpunk, retro-future, 1990s, 1980s, World War Three, WWIII2019-05-30 2 
June 2019
3558983Strike Mech '98 #2Sparks makes a date with Sheila, Reznick gets to know his team, and the mission at El Gancho gets underwayMecha, mercenary, war, combat, TimeKiller, Strike Mech, Strike mech 90, cyberpunk, retro-future, 1990s, 1980s, World War Three, WWIII2019-06-14 2 
3588776Strike Mech '98 #3Scythe Team is dispatched for the fighting in MexicoMecha, mercenary, war, combat, TimeKiller, Strike Mech, Strike mech 90, cyberpunk, retro-future, 1990s, 1980s, World War Three, WWIII2019-06-28 2 
July 2019
3622314Strike Mech '98 #4The mission at El Gancho is concluded, tempers flare and crew let their guard down. A colelctive 'letting off of steam'Mecha, mercenary, war, combat, TimeKiller, Strike Mech, Strike mech 90, cyberpunk, retro-future, 1990s, 1980s, World War Three, WWIII2019-07-05 1 
November 2019
3889492Slasher Killer 2The survivor of Blackwell Asylum dedicates herself to a new cause, while in the dark woods of the Ozarks, a hunter stalks his prey.Slasher Killer, Halloween, Horror2019-11-01 6 
March 2020
4131360Warhammer 40K: Blood CovenA fresh Imperial Guard regiment deploys for battle on a world beset by Chaos.Warhammer, 40k, Imperial Guard, Astra Militarum, Blood Coven, TimeKiller QM, Dark Imperium2020-03-18 1 
June 2020
4287883Threefold Oblivion - Warhammer 40kWe learn about the world of Texalar and its problems and make efforts to clean the planetWarhammer, 40000, 40k, Planetary Governor, Threefold Oblivion, chaos, Dark Imperium, TimeKiller QM2020-06-23 0 
October 2020
4439592CobraQuest - Tape 1 - Appetite for DestructionA crusade for global domination begins! We fill the shoes of Cobra Commander and lead Cobra from relative obscurityCobraQuest, GI Joe, World domination, terrorism, terrorist, TimeKillerQM2020-10-04 7 
November 2020
4480550CobraQuest - Tape 2 - Venomous IdeologyWith new allies in high places, Cobra Commander enacts his plan to destroy EAGLE.CobraQuest, GI Joe, World domination, terrorism, terrorist, TimeKillerQM, Cobra2020-11-03 3 
4506798Slasher Killer 2.5Sarah and Grace prepare for their showdown with the Hunter.Slasher Killer, Halloween, Horror2020-11-27 1 
December 2020
4520808CobraQuest - Tape 3 - Bullets Bombs and Bigotry Freed of his previous predicament, Cobra Commander sets his sights on the final prize.CobraQuest, GI Joe, World domination, terrorism, terrorist, TimeKillerQM, Cobra2020-12-02 5 
January 2021
4563341CobraQuest - Tape 4 - Year of the SnakePreparation begins for Cobra's plan to destroy EAGLE and Duke once and for all.CobraQuest, GI Joe, World domination, terrorism, terrorist, TimeKillerQM2021-01-04 0 
4601889Operation Miletus Thread 1In Which the Colonial Suffers a terrible setback.BSG, BodyKiller, Miletus2021-01-29 2 
April 2021
4697729Neon Terminus Evangelion - 01 - The Same as it Ever Was2017 AD. Seventeen years after Second Impact. The Angels have returned. It's time to fight back.Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-04-05 6 
4754821Saber and Musket: The Battle of Shedford DownsA one-shot gunpowder period war game. Legitimists face the Chartists in their first major battle of the Aerthyian Civil WarCivil war, gunpowder, muskets, war, war game, TimeKillerQM2021-04-21 4 
4731368Neon Terminus Evangelion - 02 - Heaven's ServantEthan deals with the fallout of the fight against the Sixth Angel and Sayid delves further into Nerv.Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-04-29 5 
May 2021
4790721Neon Terminus Evangelion - 03 - Who Can Stand Against A GodNerv lays plans for the future, the pilots grow closer together. Aaliyah prepares for a dangerous mission.Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-05-29 3 
June 2021
4819167(You Are A) Craigslist Killer QuestYou're a young detective in Southern USA who can't stop and won't stop abducting and mutilating the local women. What will Velton County Fae Smelter, Gritty, Killer, Serial Killer, Detective, Rape, Sex, Depravity, Toothpaste, Tooth paste, Occult, Crazy, Insane Lincoln, Velton2021-06-16 1 
July 2021
4870603Neon Terminus Evangelion - 04 - The Great BelowKorine finally sees combat, Aaliyah infiltrates Nerv and finds what they're hiding.eon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-07-13 1 
4880552(You Are A) Craigslist Killer Quest 2You're a sick young son of a bitch who abducts women, violates them, then mutilates their corpses. Your body count? Two and a half. For nowFae Smelter, Velton, Gritty, Killer, Serial Killer, Detective, Rape, Sex, Depravity, Toothpaste, Occult, Crazy, Insane, Part, 2, Two2021-07-24 0 
August 2021
4918924Saber and Musket: The Foebadyn Campaign #1General Belmonte leads the Army of Antary on campaign in enemy territoryCivil war, gunpowder, muskets, war, war game, TimeKillerQM 2021-08-16 3 
4923765Neon Terminus Evangelion - 05 - The Weight of a SoulAngel attacks increase in number and severity. Nerves fray. Attrition takes its toll. What is the weight of one life?Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-08-18 1 
September 2021
4969194Saber and Musket: The Foebadyn Campaign #2The Battle of Heiland in all its bloody glory Civil war, gunpowder, muskets, war, war game, TimeKillerQM2021-09-27 1 
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