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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
August 2011
16037299Traditional Anthropomorphic GamesI canhear yoou groaning from across the net, but I'm saving this thread not just for the wealth of playable furry games, but for >>16038331 this tale of 'HURR DURR YIFF IN HELL' gone too far. Sin is when we treat people as things; this applies to all people, those we feel compatibility with and those who like what we do not like.Anthropomorphism, Furry, Mouse Guard, Storytime, righteous rage, Yiff in Hell, asshole, assault 2011-08-23 -25 
October 2011
16649661Necron Lord AssholehotepA thread about the new Necrons turns into stories about a new Necron Lord, Assholehotep, who has the maturity level of a 10 year old.necrons, 40k, assholehotep2011-10-17 14 
16772808Assholetep the InsufferableAssholetep jokes everywhereAssholetep, necron, jokes2011-10-29 23 
March 2012
18300506XENO ADVENTURE PART 1In which Xeno and Warrior-kun rescue Drone from Assholetep's dickeryxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, assholetep 2012-03-12 7 
18313164XENO ADVENTURE PART 2In which Xeno and Warrior-kun open a boxxeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, assholetep 2012-03-13 5 
18320539Overlord AppreciationThe people of a newly formed merciless dictatorship thank the overlord for improving their lives.Evil, Evil Overlord, Propaganda, Roleplaying, Campaign Setting, Commoners, Common Folk, Bastard Elves, Asshole Elves, Goodguy Badguy2012-03-14 51 
18350336XENO ADVENTURE PART 3In which Xeno gets a new friend and defeats Assholetep through teamwork .xeno, Collective game, Xeno's adventure, taucron, necron, quest, drawquest, adventure, assholetep 2012-03-16 6 
May 2012
19115940Sir TourettesA demon paladin cursed to do good, but shouting blasphemies and monstrous things the entire time.paladin, asshole2012-05-15 47 
June 2012
19585345Mage War QuestDave Davesson is the world's unluckiest archaeology grad student. Among other things, he gets kidnapped to Tibet, has to walk from Oman TO Tibet during said kidnapping, gets half of him eaten by a wolf and can never get a straight answer out of anyone.Collective Game, Mage War Quest, Dave Davesson, Magic, Magi, Assholes2012-06-23 14 
July 2012
19699755Mage War Quest Part 4 (The Actual Part 4)You are Dave Davesson, and the war between the Magi and the 72 has finally begun. Unfortunately, Dave spends almost all of the first battle encased in metal, before almost losing his mind to a demon duke. Dave's life still sucks.Collective Game, Mage War Quest, Dave Davesson, Magic, Magi, Assholes2012-07-02 12 
August 2012
20378104Mage War Quest Part 6You are Dave Davesson. Your life still sucks, but at least exposition is done, Dave becomes marginally more competent, and suddenly: rebellion.Collective Game, Mage War Quest, Dave Davesson, Magic, Magi, Assholes2012-08-19 10 
June 2013
25717468You are an Asshole in the futureSome runners prefer stealth. some, seduction. others hacking. You, on the other hand prefer style which is why you just dropkicked a guy out a windowCollective Game, future asshole, you are a dick, net gain, shadowrun, corp, megacorp, 80s action movie, puns2013-06-29 51 
September 2013
27219942Asshole in the Future QuestWe play Adam Rand, a jerkass with a bit of Action Hero in him, and run rampant through the futuristic city of Beijing, letting our ex tag along.Asshole in the Future Quest, Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Net Gain2013-09-14 16 
October 2013
27950997Asshole Operative QuestWhere we play man who saves a girl from her suicide, getting into deep trouble with mega corporations, and ruining our entire mission and any plans we had. just another day in the Net gain world.Asshole Operative Quest, Collective Game, Cyberpunk, Net Gain2013-10-26 8 
January 2014
29716750Princess Guard Quest 113Reinhold discusses swords with Agnes.Collective Game, Princess Guard Quest, great job you assholes2014-01-23 28 
October 2016
49723017Releasing PrometheusShould modern humanity should try to rescue Prometheus from his eagle torture? Of course we should. The dude did us a huge solid.setting, ethics, heartwarming, debt, greek mythology, gods, titans, zeus, zeus is an asshole, prometheus, eagle, liver, chains, hfy,2016-10-11 7 
October 2019
3871077Necromancer Detective 45The gang manages to beat the Ooze Queen, nobody dies, and everything is amazingThe Lorekeeper Is A Liar And An Asshole, Necromancer Detective Quest, Necromancer, Detective, Horror, Adventure, Collective Game2019-10-30 0 
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