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2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
January 2009
3288146Mystical itemsA thread of slightly more unusual magical items and trinkets, perfect for spicing up any fantasy RP sessions.ideas, items, stuff, magic2009-01-02 3 
3488573Cursed Itemsfa/tg/uys discuss cruel and/or lulzy cursed items to release upon their unwitting players...cursed items house rules2009-01-23 5 
March 2009
4010133Unlikely cursed itemsITT: Unlikely cursed items. Be sure not to miss the Cursed Ring of Racism.cursed items2009-03-18 5 
4074532A fantastic carnivalThe party is taking a break this session, and the DM is wondering what a carnival would be like in D&D. Also, many strange magic items are posted.carnival, magic items, D&D2009-03-25 5 
4109376Strange Magic Itemsanother strange Item threadenchanted items 2009-03-29 1 
April 2009
4179118Useful items/tg/ discuss various cheap, minor items no self-respecting adventuring party should be withoutItems2009-04-05 5 
4322047ITT: Fun or joke magical items suitable for level 1 charactersIncludes lolis in bags, and menstruating Dire Bears.magic items D&D homebrew2009-04-19 6 
May 2009
4657047ITT: Useless or nearly useless magic itemsAwesome Magic ItemsItems, Magic Items, Useless, Joke, Creativity, Ideas2009-05-26 7 
4680279Quirky magic items thread (Mostly UselessMore quirky, useless, or nearly useless magic items.Items, Magic Items, Quirky, Useless, Joke, Creativity, Ideas2009-05-28 12 
September 2009
5978922Items Cursed with FuOHDEARGOD/tg/ inadvertently creates the most horrifying cursed item imaginable. Bricks were shat, /d/ was pleasedcursed items, womb dagger, ultimate horror, what the fuck, what is this i don't even2009-09-24 36 
October 2009
6261378Flashy ItemsDM looks for cool items that do nothing until players get really creative. Win quickly follows. D&D, items, creativity, useless2009-10-14 1 
December 2009
7040236Shaolin Showdown ItemsOP dumps a metric ton of items he statted up from the show. /tg/ stands back and watches the awesome unfold with little/no comments, so as to give OP the room he needs to postShaolin Showdown, D&D, Items2009-12-08 11 
January 2010
7629523Everyday Magical TrinketsSimple magical items for everyday use, staying away from god mode items.magic, homebrew, RPG, building, items, 2010-01-17 1 
May 2010
9652953ITT: Magical Items you really wouldn't want.The Blazing Bowler: A regular looking bowler hat that immolates the wearer. It doesn't give you any resistance to fire or anything, it just sets you on fire.D&D magic items do not want2010-05-07 3 
9828295Mundane Magic ItemsItems that aren't useful in a fight, but are still insanely useful and make life easier and more pleasant.items2010-05-15 4 
December 2010
13027252(Nearly) Useless magical items/tg/ strives to invent some of the least useful magic items in existence. But wouldn't you know it, someone will always manage to find a use for them...magic items2010-12-04 6 
13132618Guilt LizardA thread about Oglaf splits when guilt lizard turns out to be such an amazing concept.Magic items2010-12-14 3 
13238061Minor magic items/tg/ comes up with all sorts of minor items which will only be as useful as the creativity of the player allows.magic items2010-12-22 4 
13305334Mysterious OwnerA Mysterious Owner comes to show /tg/ some of his items."Mysterious Owner, Trees, magic items" 2010-12-27 7 
January 2011
13380360Seemingly useless magic itemsSEEMINGLY uselessD&D, magic items, items2011-01-04 2 
13448007Warehouse 23, BRITFAG EDITIONAnon proposes a Warehouse 23 thread , populated by underused and cheesy '60's scifi relics. Awesome ensues.Warehouse 23, science fiction, magic items, artifacts2011-01-09 3 
April 2011
14489139Low Level Magic ItemsOP asks /tg/ for small magic items to give his greedy low level player. If examined closely, the thread is actually a snake.OC, awesome, items2011-04-06 3 
July 2011
15612439Seemingly Useless ItemsA collection of silly and seemingly useless items for campaignsuseless, items, funny2011-07-18 9 
15621909Dark Heresy Loot List /tg/ comes up with a strange and wondrous list of items for Dark Heresy DMs. Puns and references to vidya, comics and literature abound DM, funny, 40K, Dark Heresy, DH, scifi, awesome, items2011-07-19 26 
November 2011
16933694IRL ArtifactsItems of history that would make good artifacts in a modern campaignItems, Artifacts2011-11-13 29 
16981996GM itemsUseless or bizarre items that you GM gave you during a campaingwat, hilarity, wierd items2011-11-22 6 
December 2011
17078465Extremely minor magical itemsa "bargain bin" which includes magical items of dubious usefulnessmagic items,bargain bin2011-12-02 12 
February 2012
17997042Hilga's Shop of CuriositiesWherein many strange and mystical items are sold for outrageous prices.Hilga, shop, magic, items, adventurer2012-02-18 11 
June 2012
19545733Trinkets and PowersA rare example of an item/power choice that led to engaging discussion and interesting stories.Items, Trinkets, Powers, Choices, 2012-06-20 17 
August 2012
20127562Hilga's Shop of Curiosities Pt. 2Hilga returns once more to peddle her wares to willing adventurers. Hilga, shop, magic, items, adventurer2012-08-02 4 
March 2013
23458310Silly Magical ItemsA great compendium of ridiculous but amusing magical items. humor, magic items, silly, magic, items2013-03-03 16 
July 2013
26007051Magic in an "everyone can use it" settingMagic is everywhere, and can be harnessed by the skillful. Setting features and mechanics are discussed.Low magic, magic items2013-07-15 11 
August 2013
26785584Dragons HoardWhat strange and wondrous items could you find in a dragons hoard?Dragon, Hoard, Items, creative2013-08-23 5 
October 2013
27972566Technomages and Magical ItemsMagical item creation thread evolves into a discussion of a setting that blends magic and programmingtechnology, magic items, fluff2013-10-28 7 
November 2013
28328109/tg/ brews Cursed WeaponsOP asks for cursed weapons, /tg/ naturally deliverscursed, item thread, items, dm resource, dm, WIZARD2013-11-17 1 
December 2013
28778423Chicken ArmorOP commits the classic blunder with a smut image. /tg/ makes it /tg/-related.writefaggotry, armor, cursed items, lewd2013-12-11 14 
28793153Chicken Armor Pt. II/tg/ revisits the Bondage Chicken, drawfags get involved and we end up with a holy relicwritefaggotry, armor, cursed items, holy items, lewd, drawfaggotry2013-12-12 14 
February 2014
30001078If you had a vorpal grindstone...Using a powerful artifact to turn the world into a hellish deathtrap, but there's no need to lose your head about it.Vorpal, Wizards, Dullahans, Magic Items, Artifact, Baking2014-02-04 16 
30030833Minor magic items. Again.I hear that's what the kids be doing these days.useless magic items, magic items, minor magic items, magic, items, loot, useless loot2014-02-05 6 
March 2014
30724242Useless Magic Items"Ring of Spiderclimb: Allows wearer to climb spiders."funny, items, magic items2014-03-09 5 
December 2014
36682352Magic Items IdeasAnons come up with magic itemsMagic Items2014-12-12 3 
April 2015
39277228Post a picture, get wouldbuilding written for itPost a image of a creature, magical item or character. The anon below must worldbuild fluff for it. Awesome worldbuilding results.fluff, backstory, worldbuilding, monsters, characters, magic items,2015-04-12 2 
December 2015
44172416Modern Day Magical ItemsIn this thread /tg/ plays a little game, making up paranormal powers and properties for mundane modern day objects. Some are wonderful, some are wicked, but all are pretty weird.Magic items, modern fantasy, brainstorming, surreal2015-12-15 6 
July 2016
48256869Useless or nearly useless magic/special itemsAnons discuss and create enchanted items with fun, but almost always useless (if in hands of uncreative man), properties.magic items, useless magic items, brainstorm, fantasy2016-07-14 2 
48412026Useless Magic Item ThreadAnons come up with useless magical itemsMagic Items, Useless, Funny2016-07-26 5 
February 2017
51664159Magical Items, Artifacts, and Treasure/tg/ invents and discussed miscellaneous adventurer loot.artifact, treasure, items, loot,2017-02-14 3 
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