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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

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2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
July 2010
11451316AlchemyQuest 1We begin the tale of Court Alchemist Gillivers, setting foot on an uncharted island in the name of arcane science and imperialism. Things immediately go horribly wrong. There are also a great deal of ship-related images.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-07-31 20 
August 2010
11482169AlchemyQuest 2Gillivers and crew do significant tinkering and discover a source of fresh water, but- oh no! what's this?AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-08-02 12 
September 2010
11929303AlchemyQuest 3StonerDM finally gets AlchemyQuest off the ground again. Gillivers awakens after sustaining serious injury, and finally meets the locals, with confusing and perhaps ominous results.Collective Game, Quest Thread, AlchemyQuest2010-09-03 11 
12116883AlchemyQuest 4AlchemyQuest somehow manages to keep on living. Plot threads begin to unravel before Gillivers, and intrigue takes place in both past and present.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-09-17 11 
12129190AlchemyQuest 5The space elves invade. That is all.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-09-18 10 
12200874AlchemyQuest 6Gillivers learns about the true face of court politics...in the past. In the present, relatively little progress is made.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-09-24 11 
October 2010
12282927AlchemyQuest 7Gillivers gets the hell off the island with a handful of survivors. Exposition exposition exposition. Also an adorable little goblinAlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-01 11 
12304881AlchemyQuest 8A flashback to our origins. We learn of our motivations, endure a heart wrenching parting, and arrive at the door of the Academy, the door of our fate. AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-03 13 
12318885AlchemyQuest 9Fierna seems stuck with us for the time being. We journey to the manor of Lord Blackheed, the elven seditionist emplanted within the nobility.AlchemyQuest, Quest Thread, Collective Game2010-10-04 10 
12528432AlchemyQuest 10StonerDM is back after yet another leave of absence. He proceeds to grab a fistful of heartstrings and swing around like a toddler on a sugar rush. Also feature the fantastic drawfag stylings of some kind of fantastic drawfag.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-22 10 
12539103AlchemyQuest 11Gillivers is framed for murder and shipped off to exotic islands, completing the temporal loop. In the present, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-23 10 
12605538AchemyQuest 12Gillivers moves to the big city and gets comfortable in his borrowed quarters. We go to a party, and party it up.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-29 12 
12617050AlchemyQuest13Gillivers spins a fantastic yarn. Reconnections are made with figures from our past. StonerDM has a chance encounter...with DRUGS.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest thread2010-10-30 10 
November 2010
12694861AlchemyQuest 14Gillivers meets with Elegy again, before team-building with the hired help. Alchemical developments ensue, and we stand poised to meet with Stelton.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-06 11 
12765548AlchemyQuest 15Gillivers meets with Stelton and convinces her of the dire situation (somewhat), then it's off to the Academy to try and find out who wants to kill us.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-12 14 
12848784AlchemyQuest 16Gillivers tries to get to the bottom of Elegy's disappearance. Questees are sparse.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-19 10 
12860634AlchemyQuest 17Gillivers gets to the bottom of Elegy's disappearance. Dice rolls are called for; no one is up to the task. Gillivers gets his shit handed to him before the magic of explosives finally wins out.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-20 11 
May 2012
18997281Creepy alchemist threadAnon notices how D&D alchemists are really creepy folk, things quickly degenerate beyond horrible.alchemist, alchemy, D&D, pathfinder, plague, doctor, vivisection2012-05-06 24 
July 2013
25755785Alchemist Quest Part IYou are Juliette Ambrose, an Ishvalan Alchemist who has forsaken everything she once upheld, set on the path to create true and lasting change.Alchemist Quest, Alchemy, Quest, Combat, Collective Game2013-07-01 10 
July 2015
41283501Ring Quest #1First day of the quest. Time wizards, bad magic, bad alchemy, explosions and Jack Johnson, our hero, makes a friend in the forest.Collective Game, Ring Quest, Luxi, Mage, Alchemy2015-07-17 2 
October 2015
42908347Kobold Quest 1: Jamazo's StoryKobolds go on a Quest to save their kin, survive the wilderness, and get revenge on damn adventurers!Quest, Collective Game, Kobold Quest, Drow, Alchemy2015-10-05 5 
42924035Kobold Quest 2: The HatcheningA Slow day for the Kobolds are brightened by a trip and alliance with Orcs and Eggs hatching!Quest, Collective Game, Kobold Quest, Drow, Alchemy, Orcs, Fire Breath2015-10-06 5 
January 2017
1032590Alchemy Escape- Part 1Dan farnick want out of this room, and will sacrifice however many cheetos he requires to do so.Alchemy Escape, Alchemy Escape Quest, Collective game, alchemy, cheetos, so many cheetos, god damn thats a lot of fucking cheetos, part one2017-01-14 2 
March 2018
2355201Elf Slave Quest #1A poor alchemist buys an elf slave assistantElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-03-03 31 
2372935Elf Slave Quest #2We process the phoenix ash and lay down some ground rules with our slaveElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy 2018-03-10 20 
2413757Elf Slave Quest #4We go shopping for shoes and supplies and accept a job from ToadElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-03-25 16 
2433680Elf Slave Quest #5We do our job for Toad, get loadsamoney, and get accused of being a heart breaker by Franklin.Elf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-03-31 13 
April 2018
2455383Elf Slave Quest #6We buy a home security system and some booksElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-04-07 11 
2473488Elf Slave #7We read some books and visit the templeElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-04-14 12 
2492465Elf Slave Quest #8We finish up at the orphanage and finally make the analgesicsElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-04-21 13 
2510485Elf Slave Quest #9We make some anabolics and become strongElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-04-28 10 
May 2018
2531507Elf Slave Quest #10We accept a job from RocheElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-05-05 14 
July 2018
2747399Elf Slave Quest #11We start pulling our hair out trying to save the lizardman. Elf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-07-21 13 
2765150Elf Slave Quest #12We alchemy with Elf bloodElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy2018-07-29 11 
August 2018
2781797Elf Slave Quest #13We punch Franklin in the face and play as Toad for a bit.Elf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy.2018-08-04 10 
2798354Elf Slave Quest #14We meet with AntipaterElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy.2018-08-12 10 
2815310Elf Slave Quest #15We have dinner with NinaElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy.2018-08-25 10 
61556718rogue homunculus civilization/tg/ worldbuilds a faction of unintentionally sentient, alchemically-created artificial lifeforms originally intended as a disposable army.golem, homunculus, frankenstein, undead, alchemy, species, steampunk, setting, worldbuilding, army, civilization,2018-08-26 4 
September 2018
2834343Elf Slave Quest #16We chat with a mageknight then go shoppingElf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy.2018-09-03 11 
2888622Elf Slave Quest #17We punch Toad in the face and discover a full blown conspiracy.Elf Slave Quest, Watdo, Alchemy.2018-09-15 9 
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