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January 2012
17692612Pizza OrgyMore evidence that nighttime /tg/ is fucked up.Pizza Orgy, Pizza, Greentext, porn, pasta2012-01-27 10 
March 2012
18312013That Gentleman threadHilarious take on That Guy threads. /tg/ wonders just how much it can get away with as long as it's polite. THAT GUY, greentext, gentleman, verbose, D&D2012-03-13 28 
November 2012
21470115Random Encounters Reverse pickpockets and satan worshippersSatan, random encounter, greentext, murderhobo, 2012-11-07 11 
December 2012
22146679/tg/ Prophesizes their OWN end-of-the-world/tg/ bands together with an ancient evil, a virgin, a dog, a half-fae catboy, akuuuuuu, and for some reason michael bay to end all timemayan calendar, end of the world, lol, lulz, funny, humourous indeed, greentext, foolish samurai warrior2012-12-21 14 
February 2013
23372572pretending to be in emperors familywe wrote funny stories on what would happen if primarchs were our brothers primarch emperor warhammer40k warhammer 40k greentext stories story funny 2013-02-25 5 
April 2013
24489793Meta Meta Thread/tg/ enters the sematic webmeta, silly, greentext2013-04-27 10 
January 2015
37465629Funny /tg/ moments #1/tg/ shares its collection of funny stories.funny, greentext, screencap2015-01-20 -1 
March 2015
38616336Primarch Thread, Be everyoneBe Primarch The shit you put up with...Rogal Dorn, Primarch, Fulgrim, Greentext, Kharn, Warhammer 40k, Humor2015-03-13 11 
May 2016
96808Greentext Quest 4James has a near death experienceG.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest 2016-05-16 2 
129580GreenText Quest 4.99A fanfic that gets retconned by the actual QM about 2/3 down the thread. MC chills with goblins. G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-05-20 4 
154180Greentext Quest 5James dances and enjoys his friend's handmade meal. G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, goblins, Greentext Quest2016-05-29 1 
June 2016
204681Greentext Quest 7James encounters a demon G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-07 2 
177123Greentext Quest 6James explores the Dragon's DenG.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-07 1 
230512Green Text Quest 8James Finally Heads Out To B̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ Fuck The EndG.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-12 1 
254435Greentext Quest 9James impregnates the Elemental and permanently learns the Tree spell G.top, Collective Game, Monter Girls, dice, Greentext Quest2016-06-18 1 
April 2017
52364366L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Greentext thread about a party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five RingsL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-05 31 
52474763L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 2The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five RingsL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-08 21 
52587795L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 3Goddammit Monkey! Edition. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates in Legend of the Five RingsL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-08 22 
52660787The Legend of Half-OrcbroA lowly half-orc goes on a quest to find those who killed his mother, and learns the meaning of friendship.Half-Orc, Storytime, Greentext, Orcs2017-04-14 57 
52685301L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 4Phoenix Father-in-Law is a douche Edition. Crab Adventures fighting evil and stupid people.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-18 20 
52759929L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 5The continuing adventures of Hida Isagaki and his merry band of MagistratesL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytimr, Crab, Samurai2017-04-19 20 
52819543L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 6Shaming the Phoenix, The tournament continues, Much to the Crab's joy.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-22 20 
52859722L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 7The tournament ends. Maho-Tsukai shenanigans. Haikus.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-25 17 
52918691L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 8A convoluted Scorpion plot is foiled. Now our brave Crab hero has to deal with assassins, blood magic, and worst of all... politics.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-04-27 17 
May 2017
52964044L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 9Ishigaki Mura grows, a new Crab is born, and feels are had by all. L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-04 14 
53051554L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 10In which Ishigaki and company accidentally a whole village. L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-10 13 
53150670L5R: Memories of a Stonewall Part 11The war between the Crab and the Scorpion heats up with Ishigaki and his comrades right in the middle.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-16 14 
53248930L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 12There are stones, and there are walls, but there is only one stone wall. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-20 14 
53335675L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 13I see a red Stone Wall and I want it painted black. The continuing tale of Crab-anon and his party of Jade Magistrates. L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-23 14 
53439299L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 14Shine on you crazy Stone Wall. Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-05-30 13 
June 2017
53584343L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 15Hey there Stone Wall, doesn't it feel like our time is running out? The continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-04 14 
53693251L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 16Stone Walls don't fear the reaper. Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-13 14 
53833232L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 17Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle, Stone Wall! Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade MagistrateL5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-17 15 
53965244L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 18We are the Wall!L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-28 14 
54040351L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 19See you, Stone Wall. The climax of Crab-anon's continuing tale of Hida Ishigaki and his party of Jade Magistrates.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-06-29 15 
July 2017
54095900L5R: Memories of a Stone Wall Part 20A continuation of Crab-anon's wrap up. Char-sheets are shared, and links to the missing threads are posted.L5R, Legend of the Five Rings, Greentext, Storytime, Crab, Samurai2017-07-06 15 
March 2018
58335731>be imperial guardAn escalating greentext 40K adventure.warhammer, 40k, greentext2018-03-09 52 
58415703The War for Stercus LudicrumContinuing the ">be imperial guard" greentext adventure. Khornate friendships, an Imperial wedding, Sisters of Battle and more.warhammer, 40k, greentext2018-03-13 25 
58537811The War for Stercus Ludicrum: Bug Hunt EditionThird thread in the ">Be Imperial Guardsman" greentext adventure. Genestealers and Alpha Legion run wild and once again destroy everythWarhammer, 40k, Greentext2018-03-18 21 
58639533Stercus Ludicrum IV: Vice CityThe collective greentext saga continues.warhammer, 40k, greentext2018-03-24 21 
April 2018
58772704Stercus Ludicrum V: The Martian ConnectionThe fifth greentext thread following the events on Stercus LudicrumWarhammer, 40k, greentext2018-04-01 15 
58940370Stercus Ludicrum VI: It's Always Sunny in CommorraghThe 6th thread of greentextingStercus Ludicrum, greentext2018-04-11 13 
June 2018
60136434HFY Thread With Original StoriesA HFY thread with the rarest of things, original stories rather than just reposting and memes.HFY, fiction, storytime, writefag, greentext, original content,2018-06-09 9 
July 2018
60632606The War for Dominus Pillowus 1Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident.warhammer, WH40k, greentext2018-07-08 13 
60654601The War for Dominus Pillowus 2Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident.warhammer, WH40k, greentext2018-07-08 5 
60670645The War for Dominus Pillowus 3Some guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident.warhammer, WH40k, greentext2018-07-08 6 
60686852The War for Dominus Pillowus - art-/writefaggotrySome guy wants to start a thread about bodypillows, but stuff gets out of hand and we get something kin to the Could Shoulder incident.warhammer, WH40k, greentext2018-07-08 2 
October 2018
62479001script pitches for a 40k movie/tg/ is asked for their ideas for a hypothetical movie set in the 40k universe.40k, movie, greentext, storytime, Guillermo Del Toro, adeptus mechanicus2018-10-20 5 
November 2018
63073544Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu Part 3In this third thread, posters continue to brainstorm the origins of the Pushmi-Pullyu and many more stories by different authors are shared.worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, monstergirls, brainstorming, fae, magical creatures, fairytales, writing, greentext2018-11-22 24 
January 2019
64206468Statting the Pushmi-Pullyu Part 4The fourth thread. Posters brainstorm new characters, campaign ideas, and some new stories are shared (including the start of a novella).worldbuilding, pushmi-pullyu, doubletaur, brainstorming, fae, magical creatures, fairytales, writing, greentext2019-01-29 24 
June 2020
73260627magical petshopWhat creatures might you find being sold in a shop for magical exotic pets?worldbuilding, plot hooks, pseudodragons, mimics, cute, greentext,2020-06-21 1 
June 2021
4829850Dynastic Ruler Quest 2: GrudgesAlaric awakens in the care of Dwarves and sets out to build his army a year before the coming battle.Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, Greentext2021-06-09 6 
July 2021
80420060Flail snail /tg/We regale with tales of how flail snails prevail 🐌 flail snail, meanwhile, greentext2021-07-22 8 
August 2021
80496327Nechronica thread. Storytime set in Dallas.Anons help anons understand the system. Discussion of part rebalancing. Storytime of a prequel game to Aqen storytime.Nechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, parts, Dallas, Feliz, Betty, Noel, 8-ball, Aqen, greentext, fire, DFW, America, Texas2021-08-03 0 
80640256Nechronica thread. Storytime set in Dallas finishes.A storytime wraps up. Discussion of Space ship horror for the undead. Cat based humor.Nechronica, rules, advice, Storytime, Story Time, Dallas, Feliz, Betty, Noel, 8-ball, Aqen, greentext, fire, DFW, America, Texas, cat, space2021-08-08 -1 
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