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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
January 2008
1031096C-Tech Creator Visits 4chanOne of the authors (or a clever troll) of the Cthulhu Tech game visits 4chan to ask why "bullies and sadists" are pirating his game.c-tech, bawwww, bullies, sadists, internet hate machine2008-01-18 3 
October 2009
6081810HATE QUESTWe are hate. It's what we do. Come, let us impale you with our immense, hateful penis. It's been a rotten day.Hate, Quest, Hate, Hate, HATE2009-10-01 9 
November 2009
6899036Stupid Players, DM SMASH!Namefag free story time, on par with WW's best.story time, dick moves, DM hate2009-11-28 5 
6916061Dick move, Mr DMafter a long and exhausting dungeon crawl, what's the surest way to make them never want you to DM again?brainstorming, I hate my players2009-11-29 1 
June 2010
10526077Maid Quest #(Last one + 1)^_^;;Maid, Quest, Trolls, Spam, Loli, Haters gonnna hate2010-06-16 11 
May 2011
14890671Random Class Refluffs!Hilarity ensues as the Internet Haet Machine(and a writefag or two) refluffs non-sensical Random Class combinations. Good for a laugh or two.Stupid, refluff, haberdasher, character creation, lollercoaster, internet hate machine, writefaggotry2011-05-12 1 
14959956Letter for GWfa/tg/uys write a collaborative letter for games workshopgames workshop hate one word letter2011-05-17 2 
June 2011
15301931Geist the furry hating the BBEGCan you make an awesome BBEG out of shitty character? Yes you can.furry hate, that guy, BBEG, advice, big bad2011-06-18 21 
July 2011
15503489Lord Deathrape and the CazaclawrasqueBecause some PCs just deserve to die.Tarrasque, Horror, Holy shit, BBEG, Cazador, Deathclaw, Cazaclaw, God hates you, FUCK2011-07-07 14 
July 2012
19945002Mahou Shounen Quest 156Learning to deal with loss.Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-18 6 
19959329Mahou Shounen Quest 157HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF PLOT? No? Well,screw you.Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-19 6 
19985167Mahou Shounen Quest 158the one where things don't go as plannedCollective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-21 5 
19999071Mahou Shounen Quest 159Training with Mike. Work some things out at home. Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-22 5 
20026345Mahou Shounen Quest 160 Hands-on exercise with some SCPs. Grab your thinking hats, it's time for some speculative deduction. Also, MILF nurse is MILF-y anf Nurse-y.Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-24 7 
20079456Mahou Shounen Quest 161How about a nice big cup of plot?Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-28 5 
20098196Mahou Shounen Quest 162'Will you walk into my parlour?' said the Spider to the Fly. Date with Mio.Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Osama Bin Haten2012-07-30 5 
20108717Mahou Shounen Quest 163Combat cook-off against Gordon Ramsay. We show Mio our stuff. She makes her move, we make ours. NO FRANK NOOOOOOOOO!Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, I bet you only hate this because people told you to2012-07-30 6 
August 2012
20255644Mahou Shounen Quest 170Lunch banquet. Make new friends. You can't stop fate.Collective Game, Mahou Shounen Quest, Butler, Landing Gear, Tongue in butt, Osama Bin Haten2012-08-09 5 
20329046ITT: Humans Aren't RealA bunch of dwarves and elves discuss the fanwank surrounding the human race in gaming and the people they know who are a bit too into the idea of roleplaying humans.roleplay, thatelf, thatdwarf, fantasy2012-08-15 13 
November 2012
21677377Zerg Quest CXIISomebody has already summarized this entire thread by saying, "shit just got real."Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Zeratul, Xel'Naga, Nukes, Irreparable harm, here's us on the raggedy edge, /tg/ dice, the dice hate you2012-11-21 10 
May 2013
24908691Game of Thrones Quest: Iron and HateLord William Bordain returns to action after a hiatus, to begin planning an extravagant weddinggame of thrones, Collective Game, Knock-Off, Iron and Hate Quest2013-05-19 22 
25041888Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 2The returned Knock-Off Game of Thrones Quest continues, with William finsihing up his wedding preparations, his wife slapping him, and a surprise from Tywin LannisterCollective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-05-26 22 
June 2013
25184770 SONG OF IRON AND HATE QUEST: "I STOPPED COUNTING" EDITIONLord Bordain finally greets Lord Oberyn Martell, King Robert Baratheon and chats with Jon Arynn.Collective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-06-02 21 
25328855IRON AND HATE QUEST 4: THE QUICKENINGWe bro out with Jaime, and then beat the shit out of some people at the Tournament, before our sister breaks our heart.game of thrones, Collective Game, Knock-Off, Iron and Hate Quest2013-06-09 21 
25457068Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 5The Tourney continues. We fight Willas Tyrell, and get knocked unconscious. A brief shitstorm, before we have a surprisingly happy ending.game of thrones, Collective Game, Knock-Off, Iron and Hate Quest2013-06-16 21 
25603965Song of Iron and Hate part VIWilliam Bordain's wedding tournament comes to an end with a bang. William gets married, seals the deal, hires a number of hedge knights, and successfully doesn't die to poison.Game of Thrones, Collective game, quest, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate2013-06-23 21 
25724950Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 7We meet up with our captains, unveil our plans, learn Arban's backstory, and make our wife happy.Collective Game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate Quest,2013-06-30 21 
July 2013
25862511Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 8William chats with those close to him, impregnates his wife, starts several ambitious plans, and hires 4 men to do 1 job because he's made of DIAMONDS.Collective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-07-07 22 
25998631Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 9Page finally updates the opening info. WE get called out for ignoring our hillmen allies, and hire an architect to build them nice houses. Then, on our way to the Eyrie, bandits attackCollective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-07-14 23 
26277273Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 10We drive back the bandits, make our way to teh Eyrie, and begin to plot. Page goes AWOL from the death-sleep.Collective Game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate Quest,2013-07-28 22 
August 2013
26417703SONG OF IRON AND HATE QUEST 11: I CAN'T FIND 10 IN THE ARCHIVES!William initiates intrigues in the Eyrie, inspects an invitation by Littlefinger, and ingratiates himself with the upper crust.Collective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-08-04 20 
26551133SONG OF IRON AND HATE QUEST 12: Bordain's Dozen!William goes home, goes hunting, and gets his Dogs sorted outCollective Game, game of thrones, Knock-Off Quest, Iron and Hate Quest2013-08-11 21 
October 2013
27960246Lamia Vagrant Quest/Humanity’s Vanguard Quest PrologueThe tale of a young, homeless lamia girl trying to scrape by in the city quickly takes a turn for the dark.Collective Game, Lamia, Paladins, Humanity’s Vanguard Quest , Lots of hate2013-10-27 27 
July 2014
33212283Song of Iron and Hate Quest Part 13Page shows up again, gets the band back together, and Bordain gets a mission from God. Or Gold. Whichever.collective game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate2014-07-06 20 
33590373Song of Iron and Hate Quest Part 14We wrap up with the Belmores, Shack up with our Wife, stamp a sword, and meet some children.collective game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate2014-07-23 20 
August 2014
33871310Song of Iron and Hate Quest Part 15The Lynderly's have something interesting in their hands.collective game, game of thrones, Iron and Hate2014-08-03 19 
May 2015
40143472Kant-O-Celle Quest #24“Oh,” Hate says, his voice husky with lust. “Oh, god yes."Collective Game, Planefag, ships, admiral, WWII, Kantai Collection, Kant-O-Celle Quest, Hate2015-05-24 26 
July 2015
41083063Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 16Page returns, and we finally leave Lynderly with our parting gifts of three dogs, a trade deal, and a child.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones. Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-08 20 
41228750Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 17William rides to House Corbray, has the worst flashback in history, and then a nice meal. Page poisons himself accidentally.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-15 17 
41377099Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 18William wraps up with the Corbrays, gets hit on by the Waynwoods, and gets the hell out of Dodge.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-22 13 
41529757Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 19Page misnumbers the thread, we meet Yohn Royce, and FINALLY GET HOME.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-07-29 15 
August 2015
41675760Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 20William trains his squire, and finally makes that mercenary company he's always wanted. We meet the RL Karban!Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-08-05 20 
41816038Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 21William finally advances the timeline, and tries out his new toys.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-08-12 16 
41980548Song of Iron and Hate Quest part 22William builds his lands, his wife gives birth, and somehow Page ends up holding a baby.Collective Game, Iron and Hate, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest2015-08-20 17 
November 2015
43552315Song of Iron and Hate: Gold and Glory #1We join Finn and the mercenaries as they negotiate their first contract, and stab a dude.Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate, Collective Game, Iron and Hate Quest2015-11-09 15 
January 2016
44554092Song of Iron and Hate: Gold and Glory #2We meet our captains fully, get the idea for medieval times, and receive a worrying dinner invitation.Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate, Collective Game, Iron and Hate Quest, Gold and Glory2016-01-04 13 
April 2016
46801114Song of Iron and Hate: Gold and Glory 3Page returns, and we spend the day learning what the hell's been going on in the last 24 hoursCollective Game, Game of Thrones, Iron and Hate Quest, Gold and Glory2016-04-21 13 
May 2016
31063HANGRY QUESTSA hungry girl eats weed, goes down on herself, and changes into sexy batman.Bn, Hangry, hungry, Whatever, Arby's, weed, stoned, lewd2016-05-05 11 
133150WhateverYou are John Johnson and you make many friends along your fantastic adventure.Vince McMahon, Whatever, John Johnson2016-05-21 1 
April 2017
52429923Statting Black MantaShitty Stat Me thread turns epic as /tg/ learns the purity of hate that is Black Mantastat me, /co/, hate, Black Manta, Fuck Aquaman2017-04-01 60 
October 2017
1918772Arabian Adventure Quest #1Mirza Shalasha - adventurer, alchemist, and dashing rogue - raids an ancient tomb. Predictably, complications arise. QM goes to hospitalCollective Game, Arabian Adventure Quest, I Hate Sand2017-10-04 2 
February 2019
64518341Night of the Lively Dead - tales from the tombcity/tg/ worldbuilds a city-state populated entirely by miscellaneous varieties of undead.undeadtopia, setting, worldbuilding, city-state, undead, zombies, liches, vampires, paladin hate crimes,2019-02-11 3 
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