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September 2009
5983230Bored Techpriest adventureYou are a Techpriest. You are bored. There is relics and orks on the planet. Your path is rather obvious.Techpriest, quest, 40k2009-09-24 1 
September 2010
11930822Admech ChatThe strange language of the techpriests.40k, AdMech, techpriest2010-09-03 0 
October 2011
16575266Commissar Techpriestess RomanceA lovely story of the interactions of an unlikely but sweet couple.commissar, techpriestess, romance, 40k romance2011-10-10 38 
16612487Commissar Techpriestess Romance Part 3A continuation of a lovely story of the interactions of an unlikely but sweet couple.commissar, techpriestess, romance, 40k romance2011-10-15 12 
16668058Techpriest / Commissar Romance : Part the FourthFourth thread of the highly romantic interactions of one Octavia, Techpriestess, and Rogal Hephastus, Commissar.techpriestess, commissar, romance, 40k romance2011-10-20 8 
January 2012
17595495Chapter Quest II - The StandoffAfter fall of Heidrun Rising Sons find themselves locked in a crysis with their former Tyrian allies. Only intervention and rational negotiation by Onyxian techpriests saves the day and establishes first Rising Sons outpost - Salvation.Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Techpriests, negotiations, stand-off, Chapter Master, Space Marines, Chapter2012-01-20 10 
March 2012
18303642Privateer Quest VIYou are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. Crew and armsmen are recruited as repairs begin on your frigate, and your bridge crew enjoys a vicious game of assassin at Garin's. Coming out victorious over your crew, you also manage to find work and a cargo exchange with your fellow captains. Athe's defeat in the game of assassin also nets you two exotic cargos.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-03-13 12 
18329086Privateer Quest VII: part 1failure to bump results in a 2 part thread!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-03-15 9 
18330915Privateer Quest VII: part 2You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpreist and captain of the sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. With your repairs completed in Tortuga, you join a convoy destined to the Labado system as an escort. Your trip is relatively calm and your frigate's presence discourages an unidentified wolfpack from raiding the convoy. Upon reaching Labado, you acquire two Arvus Lighters to enlarge your ship's shuttle contingent, then head for Saregin's Path to investigate a space hulk. Your third warp journey suggests you leave your eyes at the door. Thread ends on a cliffhanger due to cogitator failure.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-03-15 9 
18384812Privateer Quest VIIIAfter several retries due to autosage bugs, we menage to finally hit it off. Then we encounter more technical difficulties and explore a space hulk. Machine Spirit gets banned and unbanned in mid-thread.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-03-20 9 
18420821Privateer Quest IXYou are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. Today's adventure sees you boarding a cruiser entombed within a space hulk. Guess what you find!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-03-23 11 
18467818Privateer Quest XTurns out that our new ship drew a lot of unwanted interest.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-03-27 5 
April 2012
18552964Privateer Quest XIPartying planet-side with our pirate bros.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-03 10 
18588689Privateer Quest 12Dark Eldar raid the planet Aquari, including the pleasure yacht where Elesh Phryx and several of her officers are vacationing. A stand with pistols proves ineffective, forcing a more pirate-y plan. Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-06 10 
18657761Privateer Quest XIIIThe adventures of Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest, continue upon the pleasure world Aquari as a Dark Eldar raid continues.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-11 7 
18686323Privateer Quest 14Elesh Phryx and her party attempt to escape Aquari and this damned Dark Eldar real space raid, taking refuge in a raided PDF base while attempting to repair a shuttle capable of taking them to orbit. Of course, Elesh's luck finally runs out.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-13 6 
18758398Privateer Quest 15Elesh Phryx wakes up in a hospitallar medicae one arm short. Athe delivers information, but the thread is called short due to OP issues. Augmentation philosophy, Ho!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-18 6 
18784785Privateer Quest 15, Part 2Elesh Phryx checks on her officers and begins spending her Requisition with Magos Grumman. A Factory ship is acquired!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-20 7 
18847697Privateer Quest 16You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. You finalize your requisition choices, join in on a small hooded-robe convention, and finally craft and install your new bionic arm. Inspiration for the name of your Factory ship comes from a lovely case of curves in motion. Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-25 7 
18875207Privateer Quest 17We recruit an Eldar captive to our crew, but the thread ends early when OP loses internet.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-04-27 7 
May 2012
18939778Privateer Quest 18You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. Quein takes his leave of Elesh's command before 'Sword' departs Serentus IV to release the Eldar freed over Aquari. A harlequin gifts Elesh with a small bag of unknown crystals, and an unknown system is explored!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-02 7 
19029516Privateer Quest 19You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword-class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. Gathering your meager list of allies together, you set out to raid an AdMech convoy. But is it a trap?Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-09 6 
19059070Privateer Quest 20You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. Your raid upon a Mechanicus transport nearly goes sour as a mechanicus monitor arrives on the scene, causing trouble with its armored hull.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-11 6 
19071920Privateer Quest 21You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword-class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. We check on our casualties and wounded Master-at-Arms and then divide the loot between captains participating in the raid. Magos Taylor introduces an ally in an awkward position, and a young child demands we buy something from her...Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-12 10 
19117360Privateer Quest 22You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. You meet a potential future contact, discuss the options of your hidden base with your new techpriest follower, and finally unlock the mysteries of that damned lock-box. And then impatience!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-16 8 
19202223Privateer Quest 23You are Elesh Phryx, rogue techpriest and captain of the Sword class frigate 'Sword of the Omnissiah'. Your mental projection is a servo skull, and you make a new friend...Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-23 7 
19228872Privateer Quest 24Dinner with a trio of Navy Captains, while 'Heavenly Forge' mines minerals for their repairs. Leaving the factory ship in the protection of the Navy, Elesh heads to Tortuga.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-25 6 
19292530Privateer Quest 24Captain Elesh arrives at Tortuga and soon is on the path toward a new game of Assassin at Gerin's.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-05-30 5 
June 2012
19329926Privateer Quest 25Elesh Phryx engages in a second game of Assassin with her officers. Unfortunately, her paranoia is lacking.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-06-02 7 
19375689Privateer Quest 26A renegade fleet gathers upon the edge of the Tortuga system, and a certain privateer seems all too willing to stand and fight. Well then, how about leading some fire ships in a diversion?Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-06-06 7 
19401111Privateer Quest 27Elesh Phryx leads a small fleet of fire ships to destroy a pair of deadly renegade cruisers and make her escape from Tortuga.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-06-08 8 
19547569Privateer Quest 28You are Elesh Phryx, a lumberjack and right proper bonnie lass. Or maybe you're on a bomber in some ancient war. Or perhaps you're british and want some tea. At least your crew isn't muppets singing about cabin fever.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-06-20 8 
July 2012
19727808Privateer Quest 29It's not over yet! Elesh Phryx attempts to consolidate her forces in her hidden system and figure out what the hell is happening in the Corgus Sector.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-07-04 8 
19755077Privateer Quest 30Construction of a base and Tales of Advi's adventures without Elesh. Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-07-06 5 
19926587Privateer Quest 31Elesh Phryx muses upon the past and gets things sorted out for an upcoming time skip! Called early due to someone giving OP an evil idea.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-07-18 7 
August 2012
20121287Privateer Quest 32Love can bloom, even when both parties critically fail their Fellowship rolls. Also, Timeskip!Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-08-01 6 
20225997Privateer Quest 33Elesh Phryx heads back to known space, but warp travel goes wrong and the passengers contract a warp madness that spreads like wildfire...Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-08-08 6 
20535502Privateer Quest: The EndYou were Elesh Phryx, female Rogue Techpriest and Privateer Captain. Your adventures as a Captain won you your own ship, and Athenia's heart.Privateer Quest, Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Techpriest2012-08-31 4 
September 2012
20863758Hangover Mechanicus 2The second thrilling installment in Vyrius' quest to not piss off an order of Adepta Sororitas. Turns out he's pretty terrible at it. 40K, writefaggotry, Sororitas, AdMech, Techpriest, Sister of Battle, alcohol, butthurt2012-09-26 10 
July 2013
25771591Techpriest Birthday GiftsIn which an honoured Techpriest opens his vault upon the anniversary of his birth to share much knowledge and Ad Mech art with /tg/.filedump, techpriest, sororitas, .pdfs, 40k books2013-07-02 11 
25814374The Machina ReconcilioCompiled and written by Techpriest Wilhelmus Portae, this manuscript is a tome of knowledge containing names, descriptions and remedies for some of the demons that plague the machines of the Imperium.Techpriest, Demon, 40k, Awesome, Writefagging,2013-07-04 9 
26179163Of Techpriests and TelepathsThe story of Litilus and Akadia, part 1writefaggotry, 40k, techpriest, psyker, D'aww2013-07-23 22 
26338629Of Techpriests and Telepaths, Part 2The continuing story of Litilus and Akadia40k, writefaggotry, techpriest, psyker, Litilus, Akadia, story2013-07-31 11 
August 2013
26702416Of Techpriests and Telepaths Part 3The third installment of the Litilus and Akadia's story. Writefaggotry, WH40K, Techpriest, Psyker, Of Techpriests and Telepaths, Litilus, Akadia, story2013-08-19 13 
September 2013
26996044Of Techpriests and Telepaths: Chapter 4The tale of Litilus and Akadia comes to a close40k, Writefaggotry, Techpriest, Psyker, Story, Litilus, Akadia2013-09-03 12 
January 2014
29855326Privateer Quest II #23Percius Aurex returns to the wolfpack, has a meal with some of his officers, and reports to Lord WilsonCollective Game, Privateer Quest 2, Warhammer 40k, Pirates, Spaceships, Loot, techpriests, psyker2014-01-30 1 
December 2014
36833303Novice Heretek Quest #1The first thread in which we gain freedom, gain trust and gain some companions.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer 40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2014-12-19 29 
36852523Novice Heretek Quest 2: ACCESS RESTRICTEDWe learn how to shoot, we suckerpunch a weak teenager girl using cheats during a fight and we meet techpriest ToddCollective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2014-12-20 12 
36913557Novice Heretek Quest 3We fight some crazed servitors and a armless commissar, then become stronger and learn how to drive a drillCollective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2014-12-22 12 
36934600Novice Heretek Quest 4We discover that some crazed cannibal is killing slaves in the lower levels, we first help to rebuild their slums and then leave them without a water source. We also know what's behind Urmo's mask.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2014-12-23 11 
37019074Novice Heretek Quest 5Urmo reveals herself as the Eldar seer Elyadien. She says the ship must reach it's destination so her visions become true.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2014-12-28 10 
January 2015
37196868Novice Heretek Quest 6Our protagonist tags himself with the "Micerian Spitfires" other companions to battle the daemon known as the Red Hook that has been massacring slaves for days and stop him from destroying the ship they are travelling into.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2015-01-06 11 
37305202Novice Heretek Quest 7In which Heracor got his insides replaced and makes new gear for the inevitable shit storm he's heading intoCollective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2015-01-11 11 
37372643Novice Heretek Quest 8Heracor tries some of his newly implanted bionics and goes that a meeting, also befriends a unnamed servoskullCollective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-01-14 10 
37546652Novice Heretek Quest 9We tinker with a skull and question a sunburned prisoner.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-01-23 10 
37610328Novice Heretek Quest 10Heracor helps lead an assault on a prison and wonders why the Emperor decided he needed to be tested by a daemon prince.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-01-26 10 
37676681Novice Heretek Quest 11The small Imperial regiment faces the still forming Daemon Prince, Lanky is sent to be healed to the HQ and a small team starts investigating MegaPrison03.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-01-28 10 
37744806Novice Heretek Quest 12We explore the ruins of MegaPrison03, discover the true nature of the Crystalline Underdark, and the origin of Lanky...Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-01-31 10 
February 2015
37815381Novice Heretek Quest 13ITT:HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY!! Oh and Heracor gets beat up in a danger room and upgrades his shiny sword to be even SHINIER! Then MORE HERESY!Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-02-04 10 
38174648Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 3Bellatrix lectures Alirye on how snazzy the Emperor is, meets a felinid techpriestess, pets said techpriestess, and discovers HERESY.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Felinid/Catgirl, Techpriest, Mechanicus, TECH HERESY, Necrodermis, Double headpats2015-02-20 6 
38194498Novice Heretek Quest 14We defuse two bombs, we accidentally kill a patient and see how the Inquistor tortures someone. The protagonists also learns more about MegaPrison 02 and the prisoners in there.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-02-21 10 
38246094Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 4Bella takes a dip, becomes strong like (strong thing), kisses (and gets kissed), gets a Multi-melta for free, and is attacked by an invisible butt!Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Felinid/Catgirl, Techpriest, Mechanicus, Goo, Super-strength, Invisibility2015-02-23 8 
38310986Novice Heretek Quest 15The protagonist meets a space marine and saves his friend, also gets new toys for his dendrites.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-02-26 10 
38326834Novice Heretek Quest: Background LoreWe roll dices to decide how the Heralds of Vengeance chapter actsCollective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-02-26 7 
March 2015
38396345Novice Heretek Quest 16We spar in the roof of a moving train with a Iron Hands loving techmarine, we explore some ruins and then descend into Hell.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-01 7 
38559231Novice Heretek Quest 16Attack of the clones! Then Heracor spins his drill and pimps his ride!Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive2015-03-09 10 
38628074Novice Heretek Quest 18The deadly train ride towards the heretic infested HQ begins, we fight boarders, daemons, airships and a old enemy in our path. After reaching the HQ someone we didn't saw in a long time kidnaps and gives us both answers and questions. The ending of this arc is coming...Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-12 10 
38630544Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 6Bella and Alirye kick some ork arse, Aila performs a super-duper-extra delicate field operation and jams Bella's severed arm back into place, and, most importantly, Bella does some one-liners. Oh, and Aila barges in and ruins the lewd mood Alirye and Bella had been cultivating.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Hylophobia, Orks, Catgirl Techpriestess, Awkward conversations, mood-ruining, lewd-interrupting, power nap2015-03-12 5 
38721143Novice Heretek Quest 19ITT: Exploding planes! Exploding buildings! Exploding Tanks! EXPLODING PLANET!!! The end of this arc comes, we run towards the spaceport in a desperate attempt to catch a ship before the planet gets Exterminated. Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-16 10 
38805471Novice Heretek Quest 20Our protagonist makes a good choice and manages to save the people on board of the ship. Once again sees Lanky and manages to chat for a short time with Oihan before they depart ways. Heracor is then given a the mission of repairing a ship while they are traveling in the warp...Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-20 10 
38826329Novice Heretek Quest 21We continue recruiting and learning more from the different tech-cultures and we once again get in a fight with some Skitarii.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-20 7 
38869695Novice Heretek Quest 22We recruit Skitarii and spend day learning more of our new surroundings, people and weapons.Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-23 7 
38929875Novice Heretek Quest 23Our mission to repair the ship start, as we enter in we find dozens of dead bodies rotting and a infectious stale air around us. After a hard day of work we decide to get new bionics and look more spoopy.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-26 10 
39028125Novice Heretek Quest 24In which we explore, we get mad, we discover some nasty and good stuff and we tinker with our weapons.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-03-31 10 
April 2015
39107709Novice Heretek Quest 25In which Heracor explores the ship, snoops about, and pimps his armor.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-04 10 
39152906Novice Heretek Quest 26We try to repair the frigate and Nurgle Show his ugly mug. Heracor and friends get dirty AND PURGE THE UNCLEAN!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-06 10 
39217761Novice Heretek Quest 27Heracor puts an uppity miner in her place and make's the Omnissiah proud by suplexing a giant robo-amazon and discover why she was such a shit-boss. Collective Game, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-09 12 
39301676Novice Heretek Quest 28In which we take the lead as the new leader of the Skitarius temple and get some bionics and weapons to become more even powerful and lethal. With our new toys installed we finally get into our mission and get ready to fight the Nurglite plague.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-12 10 
39361968Novice Heretek Quest 29In which we enter into the contaminated areas and explore a little bit, we learn about what creatures roam it and then discover what happened with the infected Wilhelmina...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-16 10 
39444166Novice Heretek Quest 30After discovering how corrupted the techpriestess is we decide to continue cleaning the ship. We fight many enemies and finally make into the Plasma Engine, inside we find a massive beehive that its leeching from its heat and residual wastes and has grown out of control. Many people die...and one becomes a great hero.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-20 10 
39525526Novice Heretek Quest 31Heracor Wakes up and sorts out what happened after passing out in the middle of the battlefield.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive 2015-04-24 11 
39587525Novice Heretek Quest 32We speak with the Inquisitor about what our mission entrails and also with Juliannus to learn more of the strange culture of the Astartes. After that we go to the Skitarii temple and start managing it to shape them into the warriors we desire.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ322015-04-27 10 
39629434Novice Heretek Quest 33In which we do a shitton of stuff and then somehow end adopting a eight year old girl.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ332015-04-29 7 
May 2015
39728278Novice Heretek Quest 34We get meet our Generals and get new weapons and toys to equip ourselves with. After that we return to our room and see three lovely little girls sleeping together in our bed.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ342015-05-04 11 
39788031Novice Heretek Quest 35After exiting the warp our ship gets somewhat damaged, they take it to a close SpacePort for repairing and we are given two days of free time while they are at it. We explore a little bit and take our students towards the local AdMech temple. On it we learn their curious cowboy like culture and end fighting with their leader for an old yet not forgotten friend.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ352015-05-07 10 
39871471Novice Heretek Quest 36We break our fucking skull and then meet some space yiffs that give us a wolf skull in exchange of a dead body.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ362015-05-11 7 
39934902Novice Heretek Quest 37We discover what happened between Karelia, her daughters and their sister in law Nalasha while we were with the Space Wolves. After that we discover that we might participate into a xenos hunt and get ourselves once again strongerCollective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ372015-05-14 10 
40014004Novice Heretek Quest 38In which time flies after we do lots and lots of things including wanting to kill and entire bureau building and shave the armpit of a veteran.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ382015-05-18 11 
40090416Novice Heretek Quest 39In which we investigate a secret Sororitas Order and end destroying a really psycho-inducing projector that they had. After that we finally head into the Hunt!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ392015-05-22 13 
40152805Novice Heretek Quest 40We get a quick glance of the possible Kroot that we will meet and then make planetfall onto Heptium Cuatt. Once on the surface we stick with Karelia and her bodyguards and then fight some Xenos.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ402015-05-25 10 
40216514Novice Heretek Quest 41We shoot, we run over, we drown and in general we kill a good amount of fukken Kroots.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ412015-05-28 10 
June 2015
40301838Novice Heretek Quest 42Short Thread in which we get into an ambush, we fight more xenos and we meet our Skitarii again.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ422015-06-01 10 
40449137Novice Heretek Quest 43We travel and meet a mutant Kroot salesman, and then we get ambushed!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ432015-06-08 7 
40515072Novice Heretek Quest 44We explore the buried warpsphere and awaken the beast to ride it into the battle!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ442015-06-11 7 
40557640Novice Heretek Quest 45In which we control the Inquisitress and oh noes! Perils of the Warp and other psyker shit happens!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ452015-06-13 7 
40598456Novice Heretek Quest 46In which we crash a meteorite sized ship into a planet and we capture, mutilate and torture and enemy. Also a fuckload of +90 dice rolls.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ462015-06-15 10 
40679647Novice Heretek Quest 47Short and Sneaky thread in which we have some fatherly time with our adopter daughter Alaria, we work with our armor and we decide what weapon to build to Juliannus before he becomes a Deathwatch Blackshield.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ472015-06-18 10 
40758807Novice Heretek Quest 48Timeskip thread in which we build a bolter, we go down into a desert planet and buy some nifty grenades, then we discover something weird and suffer from a hangover without drinking any booze.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ482015-06-23 10 
40799555Novice Heretek Quest 49We enter into the miracle station of Melchisidor's Cloud and explore it a bit, then discover that it is darker than it looks like and get into the arena to get our wings.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ492015-06-25 10 
40859981Novice Heretek Quest 50In which we almost fuck a teenager, we repair a skull and improve some robotic wings!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ502015-06-28 10 
July 2015
40988119Novice Heretek Quest 51In which we take control of Juliannus and get ready to capture a Zoanthrope.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ512015-07-04 10 
41009606Novice Heretek Quest 52We head inside the Tyranid Narwhal and explore its interior.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ522015-07-05 10 
41136294Novice Heretek Quest 53We capture the Zoanthrope and make a leap of faith. Then we discover that our past crimes were not forgotten...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ532015-07-11 10 
41455802Novice Heretek Quest 54We study some ork tech and create our race trukk.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ532015-07-26 10 
August 2015
41604705Novice Heretek Quest 55We start the race and descend into an ork infested Hive from the sky. A bulletstorm forms soon after and the first two racers are violently eliminated.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ552015-08-02 11 
41729079Novice Heretek Quest 56We finish the first race on the winning position at the cost of all our gunners and our trukk. This isn't over yet...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ562015-08-08 9 
41749820Novice Heretek Quest 57We rebuild our vehicle and meet the new deadmen that will drive with us. Then we plunge into a strange Space Hulk and fight to the death...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ572015-08-09 9 
41824846Novice Heretek Quest 58We go back from the death and once again make a hard deal with a strangeCollective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ572015-08-12 9 
41867430Novice Heretek Quest 59We team up with an Eldar, kill some heretics, and set off to explore the space hulk.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracore Nahive, NHQ572015-08-15 9 
42193278Novice Heretek Quest 60We are attacked by an strange weapon that an Slaaneshi Heretek has created and devise a plan to destroy it.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ602015-08-31 9 
September 2015
42237328Novice Heretek Quest 61In which we kill thousands by violently sending them into the gaping maws of hell and then we pimp our bike and name it "Promethia"!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ612015-09-02 10 
42270864Novice Heretek Quest 62Astartes, Orks, Rak'Gol and Tau meet inside the explorator ship and combat for survival.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ622015-09-03 13 
42437305Novice Heretek Quest 63The battle for the domination of the Explorator ship continues. We kill some enemies and sacrifice a great valuable ally against a fiend that shouldn't even exist.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ622015-09-12 10 
42537382Novice Heretek Quest 64We defeat our foe and then proceed to explore the Lux Illustrans Inventionis on our own.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ632015-09-17 10 
42681706Novice Heretek Quest 65In which we explore, we finally find the password to unlock the entire Cruiser and we discover something on the Medicae Bay...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ652015-09-24 10 
42719388Novice Heretek Quest 66We meet Arandano and discover another interesting part of the Cruiser's past. Then we meet our next racer team and leave the Inmaterium.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ662015-09-25 10 
42796131Novice Heretek Quest 67In which we find and crash land a Tank, we fight against Traitor Marines and Orks and we head into the Eldar CraftworldCollective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ672015-09-30 10 
October 2015
42866471Novice Heretek Quest 68We clash against different factions, meet again old enemies and discover several things along our way.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ682015-10-04 10 
42958901Novice Heretek Quest 69Our Tank shows its hidden ability and we use it to condemn an entire Craftworld but save ourselves.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ692015-10-09 10 
42996219Novice Heretek Quest 70Betrayal, mutants, aliens, psykers...just when we thought that we escaped hell we plunge into a even worse nightmare.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ702015-10-11 10 
43035145Novice Heretek Quest 71The Battle against the Mutated Karelia continues! Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ712015-10-12 10 
43069890Novice Heretek Quest 72We wake up and get answers to lots of questions.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ722015-10-15 10 
43197377Novice Heretek Quest 73We get our new gear and improve our skill with melee combat, then we meet someone that we haven't seen in years and become forced to fight her.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ732015-10-21 10 
43315121Novice Heretek Quest 74We try to interrogate Elyadien. We have some father/daugher time and then receive a gift from a friend.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ742015-10-27 10 
43351856Novice Heretek Quest 75We enter into the Warp and meet our generals, then challenge one of them to a duel.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ752015-10-29 7 
November 2015
43445873Novice Heretek Quest 76We finish our fight and meet a strange, strange medic.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ762015-11-03 9 
43502555Novice Heretek Quest 76We become a inhuman monster...but deeply we have always been one. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ762015-11-07 7 
43520543Novice Heretek Quest 78A timeskip happens and we finally clash against Georgius in an electric brawl that ends unexpedtedlyCollective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ782015-11-08 7 
43608045Novice Heretek Quest 79We get a pet bird and descend into Telematha to reach the city of Aquacadens, then we are guided into a strange building that seems to hold some secrets...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ792015-11-12 7 
43671751Novice Heretek Quest 80The Coven of Magii invites us to join into their inner circle if we complete their trials...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ802015-11-17 9 
43724585novice heretek quest 81We continue in the Arena. Veni, vidi, vici Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ812015-11-19 9 
43870844Novice Heretek Quest 82A new faction appears! The Nox Vox suddenly decide to attack and hunt all the Magos, possibly crippling our attempts at discovering their true and dark intentions...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ822015-11-28 7 
December 2015
43964906Novice Heretek Quest 83The fight against the Nox Vox continues withing the bowels of Telematha. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ832015-12-03 6 
44059939Novice Heretek Quest 84The truth, finally reveals itself. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ842015-12-09 10 
44130292Novice Heretek Quest 85Heracor is missing in action. We now take control of Liwet and discover what has she been up to. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ852015-12-13 7 
44227661Novice Heretek Quest 86Necrons and Mechanicus clash, this is only the beginning of a great clash between two technological superpowers. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ852015-12-18 7 
44324390Novice Heretek Quest 87We make a truce with an enemy and discover than a friend has now become an enemy...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ872015-12-23 7 
January 2016
44543554Novice Heretek Quest 88Scavenging, exploring and fighting. The daily routine of our protagonist. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ882016-01-04 10 
44750184Novice Heretek Quest 89Novice Heretek Quest 89Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive, NHQ892016-01-13 12 
44814502Novice Heretek Quest 90Early archiveCollective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ902016-01-16 7 
44877320Novice Heretek Quest 91We become some parricides and try to hunt down our own mother...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ912016-01-20 6 
44940437Novice Heretek Quest 92We end upgrading ourselves and proceed to fight our Mother...Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ922016-01-22 5 
45049681Novice Heretek Quest 93The King is down...now its time to kill the Queen.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ932016-01-27 5 
February 2016
45157884Novice Heretek Quest 94We try to escape but that isn't easy when everybody wants you dead.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ942016-02-02 6 
45321142Novice Heretek Quest 95Our protagonist has an honorbound duel to the death with the Necron Lord who used to rule this world in aeons past. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ952016-02-09 6 
45396811Novice Heretek Quest 96The War of Telematha Begins. As our protagonist starts to escape its world several other plunge to retake it. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ962016-02-14 6 
45535279Novice Heretek Quest 97Heracor has a sudden realization of what he has to live and make of himself and we also start controlling Comissar Oihan!Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ972016-02-21 6 
45598099Novice Heretek Quest 98Our feeling of guilt makes us leave the Micerian Spitfires and try to get the approbation of a General. We then meet part of his Scions.Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ982016-02-23 5 
45618290Novice Heretek Quest 99Short thread were we start to explore the Mining Ship. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ992016-02-24 5 
March 2016
45962850Novice Heretek Quest 100: The EndEnd thread in which I explain why I cannot run anymore and how I would have wished for it to end. Good bye to everybody. Collective Game, Axsisel, Novice Heretek Quest, Warhammer40k, techpriest, Heracor Nahive , NHQ1002016-03-12 6 
November 2019
69166723Cooking With A TechpriestA servant of the Adeptus Mechanicus shows how to make a tasty, nutritious treat for your Servo Skull.Warhammer 40k, Techpriest, Cooking, Recipe, /ck/2019-11-01 28 
November 2021
5031026Mechanicus' Primarch QuestA son of the Emperor is found adopted by a pair of Techpriests and raised on a Forge world.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, 2021-11-20 46 
December 2021
5065826Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 2After creating the first of his sons Tal0S goes on a crusade against the Plastoids.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, 2021-12-26 29 
January 2022
82890060Forgeworld Hanzien/tg/ plays with creation tables and makes an Imperial Chinese-themed Forgeworld menaced by Orks and a particularly dickish Rogue Trader.creation tables, adeptus mechanicus, admech, forgeworld, techpriest, china, chinese, imperial, terracotta skitarii,2022-01-10 1 
February 2022
5098704Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 3The glorious beginning of the Federal Empire of Lucius.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan,2022-02-06 28 
March 2022
5154586Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 4The war of the Empire of Lucius and the Mitu Conglomerate burns hot. The fleet commences a raid and pillage campaign through alien spaceCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-03-24 27 
May 2022
5208383Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 5As Lucius burns and the Blackstone Fortress activates, the Great Crusades arrives.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-05-04 30 
5255409Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 6Tal0S has a vision Machine God and goes on a pilgrimage to gather allies in preparation for a crusade of his own.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-05-27 28 
June 2022
5285621Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 7The pilgrimage arrives at the Holy Planet and the 2nd legion is reunited with it's primarchCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-06-20 28 
July 2022
5310880Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 8The Reconquista crushes the Ork hordes before marching towards the Mitu Collective.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-07-26 26 
August 2022
5352204Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 9The shadow of the Blackstone Fortress hides the Reconquista on the Mitu CollectiveCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-08-11 25 
October 2022
5395761Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 10TalOS returns to Mars in triumph, and becomes the new Fabricator General of LuciusCollective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-10-26 22 
November 2022
5443267Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 11Meeting fellow Primarchs, not all went well.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan2022-11-29 22 
December 2022
5493690Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 12'What shall be done, which cannot be taken back.'Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2022-12-15 22 
March 2023
5542073Mechanicus' Primarch 13Time starts to pick up as the Great Crusade begins filling itself with the Primarchs upon its ranks. Half of the Primarchs found, the other Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-03-03 18 
April 2023
5585079Mechanicus Primarch Quest 14The Horus Heresy nears as a Primarch meets a true Ancient. Said Ancient is quite cranky.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-04-06 16 
May 2023
5627299Mechanicus Primarch Quest 15The Horus Heresy begins. TalOS becomes the Omnissiah. Perturabo is sent to Lucius and TalOS goes to rescue Mars from the traitors. Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-05-15 18 
June 2023
5666785Mechanicus Primarch Quest 16: Siege of TerraThe End has arrived. Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah, Ends2023-06-19 20 
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