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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

2016-04-28: The shiny new archive for the trial board /qst/ is now available here.

2016-05-23: Searching tags or titles/descriptions now includes results from both /tg/ and /qst/ archives, which should make it easier for QMs to maintain continuity between boards.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
August 2008
2470758DARK and EPIC MarioTurns out Bowser and Luigi are actually fucking awesome.oh Dagda you so crazy2008-08-31 34 
June 2009
5040480Humans as the AWESOME scifi-race Part 3A little more hard-sciencey this time around. Also, apparently some people like humans always being the whipping boys of sci-fi settings.humans, space, sci-fi, crazy2009-06-29 10 
September 2009
5985194Crazy Fucked up DM storiesOP tries to start a thread about crazy DMs by telling a story about his girl DM running monster-rape games- Anon convinces him to try to hook up with DM, and no other crazy DM stories are told.D&D, Crazy, DM2009-09-24 6 
May 2010
9592633The Continued Adventures of Crazy HassanCrazy Hassan, purveyor of better-than-new used camels, returns. Writefaggotry ensues.Crazy Hassan, Hassan, Writefaggotry, fluff, camels2010-05-03 51 
July 2010
10964326craziest shit you have ever done in game/tg/ shares tales of some of the Craziest things they've ever done. New Namefag Waffle House Millionaire all but steals the show with the tale of Old Man Hendersonstorytime, crazy shit, Old Man Henderson, dashingbastard, Waffle House Millionaire2010-07-06 88 
March 2011
14188616STORYTIEM: The Final ChapterSTORYTIEM makes his emmy award-winning return to /tg/ and unveils the climactic conclusion to his mind-shatteringly epic campaign.storytiem, saburo, joseph knock, al'sham wyles, evennia, spelljammer, the fist, frank the fiendish centipede, crazy hassan, epic, campaign2011-03-09 54 
14341016Random Encounter turned Insane StoriesWhat started as a normal random encounter thread is quickly derailed when a poster begins talking about his girlfriend, who is apparently both ex-Mossad and extremely angry. Entertainment is had by all, along with discussion of whether one beatdown was justifiablestorytime, Sister of Battle, random encounter, crazy woman2011-03-24 8 
April 2011
14499941Finding the EightIn which /tg/ continues to search for the Crazy Eight. Proposals are made, information is shared, and others watch from the shadows...conspiracy, crazy eight2011-04-06 6 
December 2011
17334998Crazy HassanStories of Crazy Hassan, camel salesman extraordinaire, providing his valued customers with exactly the camel they need.Crazy Hassan, Hassan, Writefaggotry, camels2011-12-26 33 
March 2012
18361538Hogwarts Quest 4Thale Hussein begins his first class in the den of villainy and witchcraft.Hogwarts Quest, Islam, Thale Hussain, Crazy Hassan, Hufflepuff, Collective Game2012-03-18 6 
July 2012
19749704July 4th Deathstrike gameA store in the U.S. gets a 4th of July present from the U.K. A nuclear present.deathstrike, missile, Games Workshop, Warhammer 40k, global games, crazy ass shit, this is why we play, "fireworks show"2012-07-05 15 
August 2012
20483789Amnesiac Quest 4We meet Doll, have an exchange of differences with Alice, plot with holograms, and attempt to steal some tech for Doll's mission.Collective Game, Amnesiac Quest, Hazard, The Watch, Hazmat, Mystery, Horror, Future, Doll, Raptor, Catfish, Alice, Titan, Crazy Earl2012-08-28 10 
September 2012
20675064Amnesiac Quest 6So a one-legged Russian Giant, an android girl with split personalities, and an amnesiac walk into a gun shop...Collective Game, Amnesiac Quest, Hazard, The Watch, Hazmat, Mystery, Horror, Future, Doll, Alice, Titan, Crazy Earl2012-09-13 7 
November 2012
21662853Old Man Henderson ReduxA screencaps thread turns into a retelling of Old Man Henderson by another of the playersstorytime, crazy shit, Old Man Henderson, Waffle House Millionaire, Cthulhu, plot derailment2012-11-20 27 
December 2012
21970316The Birth Of The ChingbeWhat starts off as a bunch of ideas for space adventure ends in the tale of the Chingbe, The space Chupacabra.Space, Chingbe, Space Horror, Crazy AI2012-12-10 1 
22072787How to deal with a That GMOP's Barbarian is turned into a pregnant woman. Help and advice is given, hilarity and awesomeness suggestions ensueThat GM, That guy, Crazy ideas, Awesome Ideas, Undead baby familiar mount,2012-12-16 15 
22124080Animal Raise 1: Or...Fish overlordsOP gives /tg/ animals that gain magic and intelligence from a wizard dumping magical waste in a spring. They...pick fish. All hail the fish overlords?Magic, Fish, Collective Game, WTF, Opbeingdrivencrazy2012-12-19 5 
January 2013
22531840Lighting a S.P.A.R.K.OP wants us to make a system. We create a world that is slowly becoming one with the internet. S.P.A.R.K, /tg/ homebrew, random setting, Sci Fi, crazy AI, Makrosoft, Mr. SPARKLES2013-01-11 4 
22722665First Response questOP decides to take the first suggestion given to him Oh god...first, suggestion, quest, transcend, crazy, sinks, loki2013-01-21 35 
June 2013
25308594The tg wizards discuss their progressWhen OP asks the wizards on /tg/ to show the prince some progress, plans and wizardly bickering ensuesFunny, Wizard, Arguement, Magic, Wizards are crazy2013-06-08 5 
July 2013
25898657The Story of the Insane Anti-Magic Stone DMThe tale of a batshit crazy DM and his many PDFs. "Your nervous system is based on electricity that is based on electrons"crazy, that dm, witch, magic, story, epic2013-07-09 57 
25936580Return of the Insane Anti-Magic Stone DMMore stories about the infamous anti-magic stone GM are told, as we see how deep the rabbit hole goes. "To live forever, or younger, and regain your youth, you need to injest the blood of younger people that still have dividing cells, replacing your cells with theirs, maybe a blood transfusion would work too?" crazy, that dm, epic, story, magic, insane2013-07-11 22 
25961740The Insane Anti-Magic Stone DM, Part 3Even more stories about the infamous anti-magic stone GM are told, as we see how deep the rabbit hole goes. "If the state was to armour their vehicles in layes of light weight bullet proof glass they could just run the enemy down as the militants don't have access to that, or, if they did, there would be a stalemate and then they would slow down. Even if you fire a rocket at such a vehicle it would only dent the glass, so that is an aggressive approach."crazy, that dm, epic, story, magic, insane2013-07-13 19 
26179369The Lowbishop of Rotree part 1The skaven under the leadership of the lowbishop plot against the goblins and trolls that inhabit the dwarven layer of the undercity.Skaven civ, Lowbishop, rotree, fucking crazy ratmen, horned rat, plaguemonk, Collective game2013-07-23 5 
September 2013
27261868B-Class Quest: Its About to Get DownYour name's Jack and you know the perfect judo throw. You're at the entrance of the high-school when the aliens attack. Top Gun and funk ensues.B-Class Quest, Collective Game, Crazy2013-09-16 21 
27292905Captain DicebeardOP meets a GMing pirate and asks /tg/ if he should continue playing. /tg/ states the obvious: DO IT FAGGOT!Captain, Dicebeard, GMing, Crazy, Awesome, Funny, Story Time2013-09-18 25 
27315580B-Class Quest 2: The Artifical ProblemsIn which Jack has to fix the mess caused by the Robotics Club. Rumba and energy katanas ensues.B-Class Quest, Collective Game, Crazy2013-09-19 13 
October 2013
27775715nWoD STORYTEIMA slow OP regales /tg/ with tales of THE MACHINE and its OwnernWoD, STORYTEIM, THE MACHINE, Harlem Braxton, Lillum Dawnbreak, crazy shit2013-10-16 14 
January 2014
29814791New Faggot Quest (Waifu Summoning v.II)WE FIGHT, WE LEARN, WE LOVE.Fara, icetear...really?, futaamazon, crazy, niggers, fucking, christ, another, collective game, parafaggot quest2014-01-27 7 
April 2014
31674272A crazy PC's memorialA tribute to a good friend and crazy players like him. Story time, Storytime, awesome, crazy, crazy shit, D&D, Mage, lulz, epic, /tg/ 2014-04-24 10 
July 2014
33509714Everyone is an invaderOP wants help with a player he suspects to be an reptilian invader, /tg/ plays along.roleplay, crazy2014-07-19 6 
August 2014
34285189Avatar CYOA Risk Style RPEverything changed when we attacked the Fire Nation.Collective Game, CYOA, Quest, RP, Avatar, The Last Airbender, Epic, Crazy Rolls2014-08-21 11 
September 2014
34684983Love Triangle One-shot QuestMaybe possibly probably not a one-shot. Also, bitches be crazy.Collective Game, AnonymousQueste, one-shot, not a one-shot, Slice-of-Life, bitches be crazy, sweet2014-09-07 5 
34696567Love Triangle One-shot Quest #2The title is definitely misleading.Collective Game, MedicAnon, one-shot, not a one-shot, Slice-of-Life, bitches be crazy, sweet2014-09-07 4 
34703775Love Triangle One-shot Quest #3Tsubasa, you fool. And this still isn't a one-shot.Collective Game, MedicAnon, one-shot, not a one-shot, Slice-of-Life, bitches be crazy, sweet2014-09-07 4 
34760065Love Triangle One-shot Quest #4the end? a new beginning maybeCollective Game, MedicAnon, one-shot, not a one-shot, Slice-of-Life, bitches be crazy, sweet2014-09-10 1 
March 2015
39010444Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 8Short thread (sorry). Bella and Alirye arrive at their destination, talk to some civilians, find the heresy, and have several benches tossed at them. Collective Game, Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Inquisition, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, reasonable people, crazy psykers, cultists, spooky artifacts, telekinetically-propelled benches2015-03-29 5 
June 2015
40863543Pokemon Quest #99Robin gets her new eye. We plan our future training and get ranted at by Robin's momPokemon Quest, Pokemon, Gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, crazy2015-06-28 22 
July 2015
41154491Spirit Science!After stumbling upon a mad man's mythology on YouTube, /tg/ tries to match it to a settingSpirit Science, Crazy, YouTube, mythology, setting2015-07-12 5 
March 2016
45821011Pokemon Quest #134We have a short thread where we prepare for our next Elite 4 battlePokemon Quest, Pokemon, Gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, crazy2016-03-05 21 
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