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March 2012
18280701Hogwarts QuestThale Hussein, the Glorious Meteor of the East, embarks on his quest to rid Hogwarts of its devilry and to bring those in it to the light and will of Allah's Justice.Hogwarts Quest, Selfus Explodus, Hussein, Western Whore, Collective Game2012-03-10 30 
18291787Hogwarts QuestThale Hussein makes his way through Diagon Alley, scolds the Djinn-slut, and begins the journey to Hogwarts.Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Selfus Explodus, Thale Hussein, Hussein, Muslim, Western Whore, Collective Game2012-03-11 24 
18328384Hogwarts Quest 3Short continuation of the prior thread. The meteor is sorted. Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Selfus Explodus, Thale Hussein, Hussein, Muslim, Western Whore, Collective Game2012-03-14 20 
18361538Hogwarts Quest 4Thale Hussein begins his first class in the den of villainy and witchcraft.Hogwarts Quest, Islam, Thale Hussain, Crazy Hassan, Hufflepuff, Collective Game2012-03-18 6 
May 2012
19266096Hogwarts Quest REDUX 2Vivenne O'Mailley, daughter of a physicist and geneticist, arrives at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardy. The Sorting Hat gets exposed to the TG Hivemind and becomes perplexed, we get Sorted into Slytherin, and find a fellow Pratchett fan.Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Collective Game2012-05-27 6 
19279446Hogwarts Quest REDUX 3Vivienne goes to her first class, blows up a target. Meet some Gryfinndors, and might even be able to befriend a few of them. Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Collective Game2012-05-29 5 
June 2012
19319423Hogwarts Quest REDUX 4Vivienne learns spells like a boss, gets some leads on a Magic Theory class, and gets compared to a villain again.Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Collective Game2012-06-01 8 
19352473Hogwarts Quest REDUX 5We impress our Transfiguration professor, then go to our History class. We end up taking a nap, and find ourselves in a very vivid dream.Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Collective Game2012-06-03 10 
19413377Hogwarts Quest REDUX 6We make a deal with Merlins ghost, and receive an exploding lobster/turtle thing.Hogwarts Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Collective Game2012-06-09 5 
May 2014
32426461Hogwarts Quest Part 1Shane Morris is a wizard, apparently. And sets off on his adventure of passive agressiveness through school.Collective Game, Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Quest2014-05-28 5 
32468268Hogwarts Quest Part 2Shane continues on his adventure and encounters an asshole pureblood who is defeated with the power of partying.Collective Game, Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Quest2014-05-30 5 
June 2014
32556937Hogwarts Quest Part 3Shane gets out of the dungeons, then ends up having to go back for someone. Such is the life of a future hero.Collective Game, Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Quest2014-06-03 5 
32720875Hogwarts Quest Part 4Shane and Co. have a dreary day, and a terrifying night.Collective Game, Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Quest2014-06-12 3 
32906216Hogwarts Quest Part 5Shane makes nice with Lewis, against his will, an Arm is found, and Jenny is lost.Collective Game, Quest, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Quest2014-06-21 0 
September 2015
42736255Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period #2First days at Hogwarts, and we already live up to the house stereotype and beyond. Dark Lord Buzzington is going to outlearn all you peons.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Male Protagonist, Quest, Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period, Gringott2015-09-26 17 
42780534Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period IIIJohn continues with his classes and gets closer with his friends while learning abour her mother's pastCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-09-28 12 
October 2015
42832977Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period IVJohn continues his education in Hogwarts and aces his flying class. Gets closer with his friends and writes to his Mom.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-01 12 
42851001Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period VJohn attends a Quidditch training, learns a new spell and Glenn makes a prophecy.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-02 11 
42911014Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period VIJohn tries his luck with the Quidditch try outs and keeps researching on the Goblins.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-05 15 
42923132Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period VIIGlenn is attacked. John, Tim and Anya goes out wandering in the castle at night, encounter the strange Goblin again.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-06 10 
42996778Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period VIIIJohn plays his first Quidditch match, finishes semester and returns home for ChristmasCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-10 12 
43018495Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period IXJohn spends the Christmas holiday at home, meets with new people, a dramatic Quidditch game happens.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-11 10 
43045702Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XRavenclaw vs. Slytherin Quidditch match, John thinks he saw something flying towards the Forest, end with a cliffhanger.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-13 8 
43088874Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XIAnother friend of John has been attacked and a very pleasant surprise for John happens...Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-15 6 
43128133Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XIIJohn checks the hidden room of her Mom, a confrontation happens between Slytherins and Gryffindors, THE QUIDDITCH CUP FINAL.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-18 11 
43312108Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XIIIJohn confronts the horror that has been attacking the students, plot reveals, end of the first year, John Apise and the Bloody Bat.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-10-27 12 
November 2015
43481887Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XIV Year 2Year two starts, John enjoys his summer holiday, and accompanies his father in a trip to FranceCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-11-05 22 
43754225Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XVJohn goes around at night in the streets of Bordeaux, writes some letters and practices Quidditch with his mom, meets with Tim.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-11-21 11 
43889515Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XVIJohn attends to a friendly Quidditch match with Tim, returns to Hogwarts for the second yearCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-11-29 5 
December 2015
44444986Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XVIThe Quidditch try-outs, DADA class with the new Professor and some researchsCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2015-12-29 6 
January 2016
44641670Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XVIIIJohn attends the Duelling Club, gets interviewed and some strange information on his aunt comes out.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2016-01-08 10 
44750991Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XIXmisarchiver can suck my fat cockCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2016-01-13 6 
45052649Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXIRavenclaw vs. Hufflepuff Quidditch match, the school journal creates some chaos and more.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2016-01-27 8 
September 2016
557395Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXIIQuest is resurrected after 9 months, we spend the Christmas back at Apise Manor.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2016-09-12 11 
614060Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXIIIJohn returns to Hogwarts for the second semester, Ravenclaw vs Slytherin Quidditch match, learned new spells, got injured and plot thickenedCollective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2016-09-24 11 
October 2016
672448Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXIVMany secrets revealed, Hogwarts under attack, death creeps in the corridors.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2016-10-09 22 
April 2017
1339983Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXV Year 3John starts his third year in Hogwarts. Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2017-04-07 12 
May 2017
1436691Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXVIClasses start at Hogwarts, an old ghost reappears, John starts to develop romantic feelings and the Rowenna's Eagles meet.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2017-05-10 17 
September 2017
1880941Hogwarts Quest Interbellum Period XXVIIJohn and his friends try to find the meaning behind the prophecy and John returns home for Christmas to find even more secrets.Collective Game, Hogwarts, Gringott, Hogwarts Quest, Quest, Harry Potter2017-09-24 11 
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