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August 2009
5538301Archaeological report on humansArchaeologists of an alien civilization squabble about the curious properties of the perplexing human race.Collective game, hilarity, alien report, little purple tube2009-08-21 2 
October 2009
6482781Siegeball RulesThe fa/tg/uys continue to iron out the rules in their new sport for DnD 3.5e. Also contains chicks with balls.DnD, RPG, 3e, sport, homebrew2009-10-29 2 
April 2010
9390409Battletech Battle ReportBattle Report for a game of Battletech played at an LGS, complete with photos.Battletech, Battle Report, Mechwarrior2010-04-24 3 
May 2010
9855776BRIKWARSBrikwars is discussed with lego pictures and battle reports.lego, brikwars, battle reports2010-05-17 13 
9878921BRIKWARS, Cont.More Brikwars is discussed. Lego pictures and battle reports continue. The epic tale of HARPOON JONES and his battle against the maniacal Spongebob concludes in epic fashion.lego, brikwars, battle reports, HARPOON JONES2010-05-17 12 
9922001Megacorp Space ExplorationQuest/TG/ gets its own megacorp that explores the reaches of interstellar space. We also have Apeture Science as our R&D department! Yaah Portals!Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-20 25 
9930522Megacorp Quest 2Buildan, exploran, portalan all over the place. Found a nice new mineral that burns forever when you feed it oxygen. Gonna use it to blow stuff up.Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-20 24 
10073577Megacorp Quest 3So we pulled Morgan off of Planet and got him home safely. Suck it, Zakharov. Also, numbers. A shitload of numbers.Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-26 23 
June 2010
10232125Megacorp Quest 3Research into Umbra complete, mindfukery ensues. Colonies established and reinforced, we also now have Lady Deirdre Skye joins our research team, so take it Hive, you bunch of communists you. Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-06-02 20 
10238033Megacorp quest 4Continuation of 3. Suddenly, pirates. We get to building us some nice warships to deal with them, courtesy of the collective Earth super powers. If all goes well we'll get paid and get to keep them. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-03 21 
10391339Megacorp quest 5Starts off slow with some research and new discoveries, ends with FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-Everyone else is trying to kill us. When suddenly, we're rescued by the most unlikely like of heroes. Nerds. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-09 20 
10394744Megacorp quest 6Zorg, MNU, and ourselves all feel the cold, hard strap on of the UN and their draconian space travel restrictions. We also complete our first payment to STFU, no doubt one of many more to come. Oh, and Avatar happens.Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-09 18 
10539361Meagcorp quest 7We resolve the Avatar issue, though the intervention of Pentex isn't exactly welcome. RDA is slowly drying up, while we set up a new colony, we further our research a bit, and Zahkarov shows up out of nowhere. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-16 14 
10542296Megacorp quest 8After dealing with dissident scientists and trolling pentex a little, as well as stealing a bunch of tech from Tyrell corp we continue the new, sexier, streamline Megacorp quest in earnest. RDA is tanking, we're hacking and researching, Pentex is scheming, MNU is partying on down, and STFU is being a dick. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-16 16 
10695160Megacorp quest 9Thread tumbles along slowly, we only get through 3 years and talk about a bunch of different issues. Only things worth of note are RDA being liquidated, completing neural networks, and a new, mysterious rising megacorp. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-23 10 
10698641Megacorp quest 10 A slow thread, we only get through a few years. Biggest even is undoubtedly Pandora, and us Vs the UN+WY, as we were on the verge of interstellar war with Earth things were renegotiated, luckily. AI is now available to us, and a new business opportunity presents itself in Mars. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-23 11 
10724839Battletech Battle Report 6Adam Steiner VS 1st Genyosha (Note: Op was banned before completing the BR due to automated scripts thinking the acronym for Hatamoto Hi (HTM) was a referral site)Battletech, Mechwarrior, Battle Report2010-06-25 0 
July 2010
10995841Megacorp quest 11Another slow thread, punctuated by terror on Mars, concern for Tau Ceti and its colony, and debates over the future of Ares; and Regent, well, he mad, he very mad. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-07 10 
10999342Meagcorp quest 1250 year anniversary, huray. We accidentally start a glorious socialist revolution, come comrade, join the unbreakable brotherhood of the New People, and stand proud in our deathless ideal of freedom and equality. Some AI shenanigans, as well as a few brilliant rolls. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-07 13 
11269599Megacorp quest 13 The New People are victorious at last, while the war on Mars drags ever one. A burst of useful research is completed as well. Strange anomalies also begin cropping up all over the place. Weird. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 14 
11273696Megacorp quest 14Cut short rather unfortunately. As the conflict in Ares fades the one in Sol seems to only intensify. There also seems to be a race of Aliens trying to kill each other. Right in our backyards as well, also, Alien happens. Damit Ripley.Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 16 
August 2010
11720537MP&CC's third taleWizard, Brobarian, Psion and OP (now known as Mahogany, Port and Cuban Cigars) return in MP&CC's third tale.MP&CC, Mahogany, Port and Cuban Cigars, Brobarian2010-08-18 21 
11781189MP&CC Strikes BackA story of a campaign which shouldn't be, but became an epic tale because of the leadership feat.MP&CC, Mahogany, Port, Cuban Cigars, Leadership, Brobarian2010-08-22 21 
October 2010
12629629The Beginnings of MercQuestI test the waters for a new Quest, and people seem to be agreeable. Planning commences. Oh and character portraits. mercquest, quest, portraits2010-10-31 1 
November 2010
12692497Trustworthy? 32-40Ribbonfag asks /tg/'s opinion of eight more.Trustworthy, DM help, characters, portraits, ribbonfag, first impressions2010-11-06 1 
12743245Official ReportSpin the story, or die trying An inter-agency SNAFU RPGhomebrew, official report2010-11-10 6 
April 2011
14668953Portal-Adeva crossoverCave Johnson here. Here at Nerv we're making giant abominations wrapped in four feet of metal armor to defend the Earth from alien attack. Now the lab boys say we should be using well-trained men to pilot these, but the last budget came up a bit short, and so I said to them, "Hey, my boy loves these things! He can pilot one!"Adeva, Adeptus Evangelion, Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Portal, Portal 2, Aperture Science, Cave Johnson2011-04-21 36 
May 2011
14827865Portal-inspired-D&DA brainstorming thread to bring some of the Portal games to a D&D game/setting. Special guest appearances by Wheatley and Cave Johnson.D&D, game, game ideas, awesome, funny, ideas, brainstorming, Portal, Portal 2, Cave Johnson2011-05-06 15 
14973713Portals & ParadigmsSo, what if the world of Aperture Science was played out as a tabletop RPG? Here's a good idea of how it would all go down.Portals & Paradigms, writing, writefaggotry2011-05-18 15 
14970952Wheately Head of GWbasically the title. P&P was spun off of this thread. and Wheately is massive neckbreadPortals & Paradigms, writing, writefaggotry, GW2011-05-18 6 
October 2011
16726480King Alfonso Civilization Game 5We meet Stoner Dragonling and Demon-Summoning Elves. Stuff happens.Hagan, Dragonlings, Civ, Demons, Portal, Elves, Lizardmen, King Alfonso2011-10-24 8 
January 2012
17547932Kamen Rider WARP CORE BREACHIn what starts as another request for a nonexistent toku RPG, a fa/tg/uy gives a short storytiem about being sent into orbit and then Rule of Cooling back to earth. kamen, rider, warp core breach, henshin, justice, teleporting is for wimps and children2012-01-15 7 
April 2012
18722451Aperture Cartel's Many InventionsInvestors! Here we have a collection of Aperture Cartel's useful and inexpensive Inventions for your perusal. Now we're between banks right now so we're accepting cash in hand. get your people to meet our people. Don't mind the smell. Cave Johnston, we're done here.Aperture Cartel, Cave Johnston, Science, Tests, Portal, We're Done Here2012-04-15 21 
May 2012
19018100Zerg Quest LXXXVThe Swarm decides that the UED's time has come. Violence ensuesCerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, An important message, Corporate resume-writing, Fauxbot fleet2012-05-08 6 
19090195R&D Perpetual Treason InitiativeVulture Troopers, Intsec Troopers, Troubleshooters--you're here because we want the best, and you were the only people available. So: Who is ready to make some explosions?friend computer, paranoia, treason, multiverse, portal, cave johnson, troubleshooters2012-05-13 12 
July 2012
19715895Brikwars Battle Report: Blockatomi PlazaCyborg skeleterrorists hold civilians hostage - can the police save the day?lego, brikwars, battle report2012-07-03 5 
19882409Zerg Quest XCIVaSomething lurks in the galactic core, and no amount of mod-faggotry will keep us from investigating.Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, PORTENT, fucking mods2012-07-14 6 
19999440BRIKWARS BATTLE REPORT 7: VERY SHORT EDITIONSlim tells the tale of a battle between the Alien Anarchists and the BLU Corporation. Fun is had by all. Also, ITT: 20000000 get is achieved.leg, brikwars, battle report, get2012-07-23 2 
August 2012
20142488BRIKWARS BATTLE REPORT 8In which SLIM learns the value of not second guessing point buy systems, a queen is bored, and a beetle is dissected. lego, brikwars, battle report2012-08-02 1 
September 2012
20600452Zerg Quest CIIAfter much discussion, Anon decides where its loyalties lie, and begins THRASHIN ON A MUTHAFUCKACerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, Protoss, crossroads, nuclear diplomacy, I WILL CUT YOU UNIVERSE, voices in my head, PORTENT!2012-09-05 6 
October 2012
21199049BRIKWARS BATTLE REPORT 9: BADLANDS BRAWLThe combined power of Science, Skeletons, and Calamari come together to face off against Snipers and Dinosaurs.lego, brikwars, battle report2012-10-19 4 
21245545Zerg Quest CVIIIHe abandoned us! For a whole week? Will the Swarm forgive Cerebrate Anon?Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Oops, Xel'Naga, Protoss support needs support, Scary glowy bird...thing2012-10-23 6 
November 2012
21555916Zerg Quest CXICyberbrate thrusts its Love Muffins into an opening in the Xel'Naga's...sexual-sounding military term. I can't be clever all the time. Make your own innuendo. Call it mad-libs or something, I don't know.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Glorious combat, screaming brainhurts, psionic migraine, PORTENT2012-11-13 10 
21767432Zerg Quest CXIIIThe FINAL Zerg Quest. After 2 years and 113 threads, the Swarm finally meets its end. Zeratul stands with his blade poised. Will he strike us down? Will the Swarm end here, or will it be assured of its immortality?Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, /tg/ dice, I'm too young to die, Big Brother, Death, Rebirth, Alpha and Omega, Metaquest OP, Portent?2012-11-27 25 
March 2013
23756420The United Crawler's League/tg/ fluffs up teams for a fake sport that's a cross between Ninja Warrior, American Gladiator, and Legends of the Hidden Templefantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso2013-03-19 5 
April 2013
24099588The United Crawler's League 2/tg/ fluffs up teams for a fake sport that's a cross between Ninja Warrior, American Gladiator, and Legends of the Hidden Templefantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso2013-04-07 6 
June 2013
25162265North American Crawler's LeagueThe National Crawler's League is an organization of 32 teams from the USA, Canada, and Mexico that compete in competitive dungeoncrawls. Two teams enter a dungeon from opposite ends and race to complete various objectives - everything from returning a holy relic to its undead master to stealing emeralds embedded in the eyes of a golem - and are scored on speed, style, and skill. However, the dungeons these crawlers delve arenít your standard dusty tombs and underground caverns...fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso2013-06-01 9 
25645771NACL Preseason (take 2)The National Crawler's League is an organization of 32 teams from the USA, Canada, and Mexico that compete in competitive dungeoncrawls. Two teams enter a dungeon from opposite ends and race to complete various objectives - everything from returning a holy relic to its undead master to stealing emeralds embedded in the eyes of a golem - and are scored on speed, style, and skill. However, the dungeons these crawlers delve arenít your standard dusty tombs and underground caverns...fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso2013-06-26 6 
July 2013
25743095NACL Week OneThe first week of the North American Crawler's League finally kicks off. Poor, poor Otters.fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL2013-07-01 5 
25878682NACL Week TwoGames continue, the Otters win one, and the Coyotes manage to score just 4 points.fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL2013-07-08 8 
26073880NACL Week ThreeWeek Three of the NACL. Cultists and Coyotes take a beating, Otters lose again.fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL2013-07-17 7 
26197410NACL Week FourOtters lost, surprising no one.fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL2013-07-24 3 
August 2013
26357377NACL Week FiveAlmost a third of the way into the season, and some teams are starting to break away from the packfantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL2013-08-01 4 
September 2013
27004334French naming conventionsOP asks how to properly name a French nobleman. Interesting thread ensues.French, Arabic, Hebrew, Portuguese, naming, Praise-God Barebone2013-09-03 14 
April 2015
39130060An Unimportant QuestPrelude. I'll miss you.Collective Game, Unimportant, Forgotten things, goodbye2015-04-04 9 
July 2015
41028238Age of Sigmar and-oh fuck me.You still have not learned and I am ashamed.The whole reason I stopped coming to /tg/ was because for all your self-aggrandizing shit like this happens, that's why I shitpost on the archives, coming out of retirement, I haven't done thsi since 2013 so I don't know who this other faggot is, please learn to recognize shitposting and how the report function works, it takes two seconds of your time, consider developing a better policy on quest threads and CYOAs too, thanks, sincerly LWYS, XOXO2015-07-05 -20 
April 2016
16860Quest thing3 adventurers enter, but only 1 leaves alive.notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones, Loch, Mystery Box2016-04-30 14 
October 2016
49744075Pathography - Forgotten Places, Lost Spaces The OP proposes a setting in which the United States is secretly a patchwork of both real and surreal places, states and territories.Original Content, Brainstorming, Metaphysics, Paranormal, Worldbuilding, Setting, Campaign, Department of Transportation2016-10-12 39 
August 2017
1726458Ping Pong QuestThe ping pong club has a new member.drawquest, animated, sports, anime2017-08-07 5 
November 2017
2028627Shinobi Support Quest 1QM introduces Yoko Yamisaki to her team, sensei, and a certain someone on her first week of being a GeninCollective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake2017-11-05 22 
2061719Support Shinobi Quest 2Yoko Yamisaki goes on a C-rank mission with another team!Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake2017-11-18 21 
December 2017
2099661Support Shinobi Quest 3Yoko snitches, sees Orochimaru again, is so excited she hisses in her room for a week, and then reenacts Weekend at Bernie's for an arm.Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake2017-12-03 20 
2146766Support Shinobi Quest 4Yoko goes home, discovers a dark family secret, and deals with its fallout.Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake2017-12-22 13 
July 2018
2714714Dungeon Rebirth #2 The Noodle-PocalypseWe treat the Tarspider citadel to several kilotons of get-rekt and upgrade our skills. Toxic salt levels force cursed to fleeDungeon Rebirth, Snake, Magic, fantasy, CursedQm, collective game, The Snake Report2018-07-16 7 
2752391Dungeon Rebirth Quest Gaiden 0: CRABNEET is killed by a meteorite. Somewhere along the line he ends up as a Mecha Crab Kaiju. Mostly a shitpost.Dungeon Rebirth, CRAB, Magic, fantasy, NonGent, collective game, The Snake Report, Shitpost, Mecha, Robots2018-07-26 3 
August 2018
2811916Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the TreeA little story about portals, war among races, fae dragons, and exile.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-08-23 1 
2816506Dungeon Rebirth Quest Gaiden 1: CRABHeroic MechaCrab goes to hell to battle for justice, honor, friends and tiddies. Mostly a shitpost.Dungeon Rebirth, CRAB, Magic, fantasy, NonGent, collective game, The Snake Report, Shitpost, Mecha, Robots2018-08-28 2 
2829503Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #2In which they get sent to Lan.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-08-30 1 
September 2018
2847601Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #3In which they face an Old Lost One and try to find Wes.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-09-08 1 
2871228Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #4In which they save the son of a sailor and an egg from cultists.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-09-15 1 
February 2019
64632151AdMech finds Opportunity and Imperial vidyaIn the grim darkness of the far future, there is Opportunity for win. Also, vidya of the Imperium of Man.40K, Adeptus Mechanicus, Opportunity, win, writefaggotry, Imperium, vidya2019-02-16 15 
3258739Sworn to Valour Quest #7His Wrath Undoes the Wicked. Sir Andrei and his companions celebrate, sparking a tryst with the foreign Wastelander woman. The Vigil awaits.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Knight is Sworn to Child Support2019-02-18 14 
May 2019
3460002Beings of Creation 3 - #3op the third fulfills the prophecyCiv, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multiplayer, Daemon, God, boc, boc3, portent2019-05-10 3 
July 2019
67213231Dramatic Dame DuelistsOP presents the idea of a setting where honor duels among highborn ladies have evolved into dramatic spectacles of swordplay and pageantry.worldbuilding, brainstorming, nobles, royalty, swordplay, sword fighting, sport, martial arts, lady knights2019-07-12 16 
August 2019
3708603Imperial Mage QuestCatherine Ward, a young aspiring mage in the third empire, joins the academy shortly before the capital gets its shit wrecked by invaders.Imperial, Mage, Quest, Portals, Invaders2019-08-13 5 
September 2019
68162646Nechronica thread with storytimesTwo nechronica storytimes get going, weapons are stats are created, parts are discussed, and more. 1880's England.nechronica, storytime, story time, parts, guns, doll, system, england, british, japanese, america, portugal, atlantic, centipede2019-09-08 4 
November 2019
69210513Nechronica Story Time and GM AdviceMore Port Storytime & Siren Songs of Silent Space Storytime. How to Legion. Terror in open spaces. Distribution of memory fragments.Nechronica, Storytime, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Nia, Juliette, Merry, Dominic, memory, terror, legions, advice, story time, story2019-11-05 3 
December 2019
69780101Nechronica thread and Port Storytime continuesPort storytime continues. Answers and even more questions about the partyís past! Book art is problematic. Advice and Dwarf Fortress.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Art, System, Chainsaw, memory, story, time, Dwarf Fortress, mod, undead, doll2019-12-11 5 
March 2020
71579421Nechronica thread. Red Planet Storytime and Port StorytimeRed Planet Storytime begins. Port Storytime continues and things will never be the same. Discussion of Holics, parts, and attack types. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, memory, Port, Tachi, Protoca, war, Red Planet, tower, mars, space, system, last stand, parents2020-03-30 3 
April 2020
71958657Nechronica Story Time / BuildsPort Storytime continues, haunted. What music gets you in the zone? Building characters for Support and Hinder. Unofficial classes. Tokens.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, classes, memory, Port, Tachi, Protoca, tower, system, token, tokens, support, builds, advice, music2020-04-18 1 
May 2020
72655511Nechronica Thead Storytime Double Feature Aqen & GravelAqen storytime happens: Tactical adventure! Gravel Storytime begins: Russian desert undead action! | Tokens, houserules, bombs, & head casesNechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Violet, Dahlia, Aster, Aqen, Adrian, Altina, Aida, Alexis, Art, System, story, time, undead, Gravel, Port2020-05-24 2 
4248478Sworn to Valour Quest #23His Might Upholds the Weak. The big city of Port Bounty wears against Sir Andrei like a tongue against a sore tooth. Rotten to the core.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Port Bounty 992020-05-29 0 
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