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May 2010
9922001Megacorp Space ExplorationQuest/TG/ gets its own megacorp that explores the reaches of interstellar space. We also have Apeture Science as our R&D department! Yaah Portals!Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-20 25 
9930522Megacorp Quest 2Buildan, exploran, portalan all over the place. Found a nice new mineral that burns forever when you feed it oxygen. Gonna use it to blow stuff up.Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-20 24 
10073577Megacorp Quest 3So we pulled Morgan off of Planet and got him home safely. Suck it, Zakharov. Also, numbers. A shitload of numbers.Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-05-26 23 
June 2010
10232125Megacorp Quest 3Research into Umbra complete, mindfukery ensues. Colonies established and reinforced, we also now have Lady Deirdre Skye joins our research team, so take it Hive, you bunch of communists you. Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals2010-06-02 20 
10238033Megacorp quest 4Continuation of 3. Suddenly, pirates. We get to building us some nice warships to deal with them, courtesy of the collective Earth super powers. If all goes well we'll get paid and get to keep them. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-03 21 
10391339Megacorp quest 5Starts off slow with some research and new discoveries, ends with FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-Everyone else is trying to kill us. When suddenly, we're rescued by the most unlikely like of heroes. Nerds. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-09 20 
10394744Megacorp quest 6Zorg, MNU, and ourselves all feel the cold, hard strap on of the UN and their draconian space travel restrictions. We also complete our first payment to STFU, no doubt one of many more to come. Oh, and Avatar happens.Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-09 18 
10539361Meagcorp quest 7We resolve the Avatar issue, though the intervention of Pentex isn't exactly welcome. RDA is slowly drying up, while we set up a new colony, we further our research a bit, and Zahkarov shows up out of nowhere. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-16 14 
10542296Megacorp quest 8After dealing with dissident scientists and trolling pentex a little, as well as stealing a bunch of tech from Tyrell corp we continue the new, sexier, streamline Megacorp quest in earnest. RDA is tanking, we're hacking and researching, Pentex is scheming, MNU is partying on down, and STFU is being a dick. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-16 16 
10695160Megacorp quest 9Thread tumbles along slowly, we only get through 3 years and talk about a bunch of different issues. Only things worth of note are RDA being liquidated, completing neural networks, and a new, mysterious rising megacorp. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-23 10 
10698641Megacorp quest 10 A slow thread, we only get through a few years. Biggest even is undoubtedly Pandora, and us Vs the UN+WY, as we were on the verge of interstellar war with Earth things were renegotiated, luckily. AI is now available to us, and a new business opportunity presents itself in Mars. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-23 11 
July 2010
10995841Megacorp quest 11Another slow thread, punctuated by terror on Mars, concern for Tau Ceti and its colony, and debates over the future of Ares; and Regent, well, he mad, he very mad. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-07 10 
10999342Meagcorp quest 1250 year anniversary, huray. We accidentally start a glorious socialist revolution, come comrade, join the unbreakable brotherhood of the New People, and stand proud in our deathless ideal of freedom and equality. Some AI shenanigans, as well as a few brilliant rolls. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-07 13 
11269599Megacorp quest 13 The New People are victorious at last, while the war on Mars drags ever one. A burst of useful research is completed as well. Strange anomalies also begin cropping up all over the place. Weird. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 14 
11273696Megacorp quest 14Cut short rather unfortunately. As the conflict in Ares fades the one in Sol seems to only intensify. There also seems to be a race of Aliens trying to kill each other. Right in our backyards as well, also, Alien happens. Damit Ripley.Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 16 
April 2011
14668953Portal-Adeva crossoverCave Johnson here. Here at Nerv we're making giant abominations wrapped in four feet of metal armor to defend the Earth from alien attack. Now the lab boys say we should be using well-trained men to pilot these, but the last budget came up a bit short, and so I said to them, "Hey, my boy loves these things! He can pilot one!"Adeva, Adeptus Evangelion, Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Portal, Portal 2, Aperture Science, Cave Johnson2011-04-21 36 
May 2011
14827865Portal-inspired-D&DA brainstorming thread to bring some of the Portal games to a D&D game/setting. Special guest appearances by Wheatley and Cave Johnson.D&D, game, game ideas, awesome, funny, ideas, brainstorming, Portal, Portal 2, Cave Johnson2011-05-06 15 
14973713Portals & ParadigmsSo, what if the world of Aperture Science was played out as a tabletop RPG? Here's a good idea of how it would all go down.Portals & Paradigms, writing, writefaggotry2011-05-18 15 
14970952Wheately Head of GWbasically the title. P&P was spun off of this thread. and Wheately is massive neckbreadPortals & Paradigms, writing, writefaggotry, GW2011-05-18 6 
October 2011
16726480King Alfonso Civilization Game 5We meet Stoner Dragonling and Demon-Summoning Elves. Stuff happens.Hagan, Dragonlings, Civ, Demons, Portal, Elves, Lizardmen, King Alfonso2011-10-24 8 
April 2012
18722451Aperture Cartel's Many InventionsInvestors! Here we have a collection of Aperture Cartel's useful and inexpensive Inventions for your perusal. Now we're between banks right now so we're accepting cash in hand. get your people to meet our people. Don't mind the smell. Cave Johnston, we're done here.Aperture Cartel, Cave Johnston, Science, Tests, Portal, We're Done Here2012-04-15 21 
May 2012
19090195R&D Perpetual Treason InitiativeVulture Troopers, Intsec Troopers, Troubleshooters--you're here because we want the best, and you were the only people available. So: Who is ready to make some explosions?friend computer, paranoia, treason, multiverse, portal, cave johnson, troubleshooters2012-05-13 12 
April 2016
16860Quest thing3 adventurers enter, but only 1 leaves alive.notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones, Loch, Mystery Box2016-04-30 14 
August 2018
2811916Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the TreeA little story about portals, war among races, fae dragons, and exile.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-08-23 1 
2829503Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #2In which they get sent to Lan.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-08-30 1 
September 2018
2847601Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #3In which they face an Old Lost One and try to find Wes.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-09-08 1 
2871228Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #4In which they save the son of a sailor and an egg from cultists.portals, adventure, romance, dragons2018-09-15 1 
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