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>Hamp second kiss never

>inb4 namefags

>>44828481
>implying

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"So..." you think for a moment. "So we could embarrass them - drive a wedge between them, make one party abandon the other and weaken their power base."

"Easier said than done," Goto replies. "With things as tense as they are, the Nationalists are on an upswing - the entire reason they're a real problem rather than just another bad joke."

"Tense?" you reply. "Haven't we been kicking abyssal asses left, right and center?"

"Settle, the only point of comparison they have is the last war, which was lost in a series of successful battles," Goto retorts. "And then there's the economic impact. It takes heavy escort just to cross the Sea of Japan as of late - and more often than not we need the PLAN to help us with it." He sighs. "The nationalists are having a grand time with that; 'Silver Rice from Chinese plates'."

You frown. "Silver rice? Nobody's starving yet, Goto."

"Nobody should HAVE to," he corrects you. "But with the big hike in food prices the lower income families are living off ramen -the government offers other stuff, of course, but the mindset is, we are all in this together, we must do our part for Japan - so a lot of people are cutting it fine rather than ask for help." Goto looks troubled. "Its how Japanese show their patriotism - like how Americans give freely in crisis, Japanese take as little as possible."

"And the nationalists are painting this whole thing Chinese."

"Of fucking course they are! Stingy bastards with their massive navy can only escort 'so much' a month!? What a humiliation for Japan, for her people to suffer for Japan's military weakness. And so on."

"So how does this change things?" you ask.

"It means they've circled the wagons," Goto replies. "EVERYONE has. You try to divide them now, they'll double down."

"... so we have to discredit them all," you say at length. "The Yaks, their pet politicians, whatever."

"Get them by the balls," Goto says. "That's my vote. Take something they need and threaten to vaporize it."

>>44828481
Good.

Hamp is worst girl.

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When

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"Anno..." Yamato says hesitantly. "Uh, what are you talking about?"

"Getting you into the fight, honey," you say.

"And making sure the Yaks wait the fuck you say," Goto says in surprise as he whips round to you.

"Hate made you a deal, didn't he?"

Yamato nods mutely.

"Well, he called in his Holy Nation to sort it out."

Yamato stares at you for a second - and then she squeals in utter delight. She leaps at you, wrapping you in a big soft hug and pecking you on the cheek before bouncing around the room with impressive gusto.

“Eeeeeee~” Yamato sing-songs. “Oh I have to get him something nice as a thank-you!”

“Hey,” you and Goto say at the same time, with the same mild bemusement. “We're the ones doing all the work!” Goto adds.

“But he's the one that came up with the idea for you to steal~” Yamato continues. “Oh I have to get him something nice to thank him - uh, Admiral Settle?”

“Yes?” you think, already weight a recommendation of Hickory Farms against latex truck balls.

“What's the Corporal's - I mean the Lieutenant’s real name?”

You *freeze.*

“I. Uh. Name. His name.”

“Mmhmm. For the dedication engraving.”

You feel sweat beading on your brow. “Uh, it's... Corporal. He likes that one.”

Yamato pouts, her pink blush and crossed arms devastatingly effective. “Admiral, please!”

“Don't you - don't you put that evil on me!”

“What's evil about it!?”

“Do you realize what he'd DO to me?”

>>44828523
End of the thread write up will start. Dont' worry.

>>44828523
Not soon enough.

>>44828463
>>44828493
>>44828527
>fap angel dispenses with voting altogether, abandons all pretenses of not writing a fanfic
and i am more than okay with this

>>44828527
Nothing good, I imagine.

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“What's so bad about it!?” Yamato asks. “Come on, tell meee~”

“No goddamned way.”

“Tell meeeeeee~”

“Get him to whisper to it on his pillow!”

Yamato gives you an odd look. “You embroider on pillows, you don't whisper, silly. TELL MEEEEEE~”

Goto's chuckling at you two when his phone rings. He picks up quickly, and you hear him talking in Japanese. He switches to English after a few sentences. “Yes, Lance Corporal, I understand English perfectly fucking well, and I'm telling you to leave your fucking goon squad in the fucking hall. Do you fucking understand my fucking English?”

“... that's English?” Yamato says, blushing a bit deeper.

“More like Marine,” Hamp replies, “and he seems to be a fluent speaker, too!”

After Goto slams his phone onto the cradle again, the door behind you opens tentatively - and you get a glimpse of a frightened-looking girl with black bangs. She peeks around the doorframe so fast you scarce realized she was there - and then she comes stumbling out into full view when someone behind her gives her a hearty shove.

“... Shigure?” you ask.

Shigure gets a good look at you and immediately looks at the floor. Through the doorway behind her strides Jintsuu, throwing her arm around Shigure's shoulders and hugging her tight for support. “Hello~”

“Hey,” you say stupidly.

“Shiggy!” Yamato exclaims, jouncing over to rub her head. “Shiggy, I haven't seen you in forever!”

Shigure twitches like an electric shock went through her head. “... Shiggy?”

It ends with this, at the ring of midnight.

>>44828527
wait, Hate ISN'T his name?

And I thought he was an LT now?

>>44828527

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE.

>>44828523

GodDAMN that bitch is ugly.

Worse than Pixel's Iowa.

>>44828563
SHE'S TURNING ABYSSAL AGAIN, PUT HER DOWN

>>44828527
>Yamato stares at you for a second - and then she squeals in utter delight. She leaps at you, wrapping you in a big soft hug and pecking you on the cheek before bouncing around the room with impressive gusto
L-lewd

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“Oh, do you not like that?” Yamato says apologetically. “Kongou calls you that and it kind of stuck.”

“... Kongou talks about me?”

“She noticed she hadn't seen you for a few days and went around the base calling for you,” Goto says dourly. “Like you were a lost cat or some goddamn thing.” He pantomines - “Shiiiiiiigyyyyy~ Shiiiiiigyyyy~” She even went and made instant ramen with dried shrimp and tried leaving it under a hamper with a stick propping it up.” He groans and rubs his face.

“That seems like a lot of forethought for Kongou,” Jintsuu says seriously.

“It is. Hiei suggested it, damn her eyes,” Goto mutters wearily.

“She... knows I like that?” Shigure says, sounding dazed.

“No, she just harassed Yuudachi till she spilled.”

“Harassed?”

“Yuudachi was kind of torn up about the whole, *thing,*” Goto clarifies. “Wasn't in the mood to talk. Kongou doesn't give a shit about anyone's mood, so.”

Shigure shuffles her feet back and forth awkwardly. “Admiral Goto...”

“Yes?”

“I... I want to help again.”

“How so?”

“I know you don't trust me to sortie, but, if you could give me work-”

“You don't know shit about how far I trust you, if you think that,” Goto says sternly. “I did hear how some Marine stopped you from suicide by holding himself hostage.”

Shigure flinches at the words, retreating into Jintsuu's embrace as tears begin to fill her eyes.

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>>44828568

Watch Hate's name be something really girly.

>>44828580
That was Halley's Iowa, not Pixel's.

>>44828563
If we're convincing Yamato to defect, should we take Shigure too?

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>>44828563
>shiggy

>>44828602
>A Marine Named Sue

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“I'm not good with big emotional speeches,” Goto says sternly. “I'm just a paperwork asshole. But by the paperwork, that's a pretty strong fucking statement of intent, to use Marine lingo. I don't think you're a danger to anyone but yourself.”

Shigure seems to calm at that - and to your surprise, she even nods a little bit.

“Here, sit down,” Goto gestures. “I want to talk to you about-” his phone rings again, and he sighs as he jabs the speakerphone button and leans forward to snarl into it. “Asshole, I thought I said-”

“Admiral Goto?”

The voice chisels through the line; cold and hard and precise enough to cut glass. You feel a thrill of alarm zip down your back, and both you and Hamp are on your feet before you quite know what you're doing. A step away from the chair, Shigure is shaking like a leaf, clinging to Jintsuu like a life preserver.

“This is the HMS Terror, speaking for the sea.”

Goto's eyes darken like white-hot steel plunged into the cold embrace of the quenching bath.

“It has come to my attention that you have one of my ships prisoner. You have one hour to decide if you are willing to negotiate for the release of the IJN Shigure.”

Shigure collapses as the flat, empty voice slithers over her, the strength in her legs failing completely. Jintsuu sinks to a crouch before she catches the terrified girl's weight, clinging to her and looking up at you with desperate confusion.

An awful silence stretches for several unreal heartbeats as the room seems to spin and sway around you, the adrenaline rush hitting your system like a narcotic.

“She already gave her life for Japan,” Goto says sharply, heat sizzling in his voice. “Now Japan will give lives for her.”

The statement hangs in air for half a heartbeat.

“We pay our debts.”

He punches another button and the call disconnects with a small, anti-climatic *click.*

“Now,” Goto says, settling back into his chair. “Where were we?”

>>44828612
Depends on what role we could get Shigure to do.

>>44828602
Jayne Fluttershy. That's my bet.

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>>44828595
Worst CVE.

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>>44828605

HAHA NOPE.

>>44828612

FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT

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>>44828588
Out with you.

>>44828629
Damn, Goto.

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>>44828629
HAHAHA TERROR YOU'RE ON OUR SHIT LIST NOW

>>44828650
Oh, for Merc's quest. That one was rushed, and he didn't have time to clean it properly.

>>44828629
>HMS Terror is demanding Shigure
Fuck off.

>>44828629
>“This is the HMS Terror, speaking for the sea.”
>Goto's eyes darken like white-hot steel plunged into the cold embrace of the quenching bath.
>“It has come to my attention that you have one of my ships prisoner. You have one hour to decide if you are willing to negotiate for the release of the IJN Shigure.”

I'm sorry but WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>44828635
Sabotage

>>44828629
OH SHIT

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>>44828629
Smooth, chief.

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>lurking SB thread
>Please refrain from personal attacks.
This is why I avoid forums like the plague.

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>>44828629
>Abyssals calling us on the fucking phone to deliver demands

>>44828629
>“This is the HMS Terror, speaking for the sea.”
...well, that can't be good.

>“It has come to my attention that you have one of my ships prisoner. You have one hour to decide if you are willing to negotiate for the release of the IJN Shigure.”
OH SHI-

>>44828645
CV /L/ you dense mother fucker.

>>44828563
>“Shiggy!” Yamato exclaims, jouncing over to rub her head. “Shiggy, I haven't seen you in forever!”
>Shigure twitches like an electric shock went through her head. “... Shiggy?”
On the one hand, the nickname's kind of clumsy. On the other, having someone actually be delighted to see her — least of all Yamato herself! — should do *wonders* for Shigure’s mental wellbeing. I hope.

>>44828568
‘Hate’ has never been been more than the man’s nickname — he keeps the actual one closely guarded. His reasons are his own.
And he’s been an LT since Ramadi, but he only recently came to terms with his ossiferdom.

>>44828683
>Shigure as commando raider

... Did Goto just go fuck you and hang up on a damn Abyssal?

>>44828629
>Moshi moshi Abyss desu-
>Fuck off
I love it

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>>44828629
It's on now, you fuckfaced old wooden barrel.
Those two mortars with sails should've stayed in that goddamn ice.

>>44828714
They always call around this time

>>44828671

It should be noted that pixelfag can crank out art like that in an hour or two, which is fucking - yeah.

>>44828676

You just voiced the question most of the base will be repeating for the next several hours. If I could find that OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK mspaint macro, I'd post it.

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So now that Shigure has been confirmed for an abyssal, she clearly can no longer serve the Japanese navy.

Which is why she should work for the US.

>Operation Paperclip, motherfucker

>>44828716
Goto deserves a fleet harem.

>>44828714
Yes, he did. And he's got bigger balls than I do to do that.

>>44828714
Yes. They just caught him off guard, last time.

>>44828714
Yes he did.

Goto has had enough of their shit.

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>>44828700
Ah, my mistake. I thought RJ was a Slow speed, not Fast. Still, worst CVL, shit plane distribution, two flight decks, redneck accent, etc.

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>>44828629
OH SNAP!

pic unrelated: Submarine Not Appearing in this quest

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>... Did Goto just go fuck you and hang up on a damn Abyssal?
Fuck yes he did.

You can feel the gravitational pull of his massive steel gonads.

Now I want to see the Terror raising funds for the abyssal fleet by acting as a telemarketer.

>>44828629

AAAND THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT~

>>44828748
She seems to be pretty shit at it desu

>>44828706
That and Kongou looking for her, concerned in her own particular fashion.

>>44828745
It might be best not to look at Kongou's feet or else you'd find a puddle there.

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>>44828744
>submarines not appearing in this quest

>>44828553
I prefer it, honestly

Why didn't she mention Naka?

>>44828731
MY question is...which Terror is she? 1696? 1813? HMS Terro 103?

>>44828780
Because Naka is probably an anomaly they wish to destroy.

>>44828629
>HMS Terror

The monitor? Or the bomb ship?

>>44828743
As much as i love the yugioh reject and her sister, the slow speed means they get left behind for events since it fucks up the routing.

shiggy diggy

>>44828780
Because in the latest Naka-time the abyssal admiral said that Naka was useless to them.

>>44828783
I think we all know damn well which one it is

Somewhere, a Kongou experiences flooding in her machinery spaces

>>44828783
Whoops meant I03.

>>44828772
Yeah. No votes means that Anon can't fuck shit up. Maybe just vote at actual *important* shit.

>>44828792
bomb ship by the writeups.

Okay. That's it from me tonight because I'm fucking exhausted and my back is still hurting like a motherfucker. I am not joking when I say I wrote more than half of that last update on my phone, in titanpad, and just copy-pasted it to my word processor document - all so i could lie down while doing it.

... I was actually pretty damn fast, considering I was working on my phone. Hmm. We have some writeups incoming soon.

>>44828783
The bomb vessel.
The one that got stuck in the Arctic.
The one that shoulda fuckin' stayed there.

>>44828819
Cheers boss! Fun thread. Don't hurt yourself, alright?

>>44828822
but muh vengeance
muh hunger

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>>44828807
>>44828768

>>44828783
>>44828792
The bomb ship. You'll be seeing more of her shortly.

>>44828819
>starts a new thread for one update and a load of writefags
sore ga planefag

>>44828822

So all we need to do is bring in the shipgeese to remind her of the frozen hellscape in which her worthless carcass was left to rot?

Bitchin'.

>>44828629
MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO HOT TO TROT MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY COME AND GET HER 1812 WORST YEAR OF ALL YEARS SUCK IT STEAM BITCH.

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>>44828855
>geese chasing around a boss level abyssal
>"HONK HONK HONK HONK"

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>>44828683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

>>44828819
Thanks for that PF!

Oh yeah, new chapter here!
http://pastebin.com/EGgsUqXS

As always, my other writeups are here:
http://pastebin.com/u/lurkcouldwurk
Thanks for reading, everyone!

>>44828629
Did Goto just 'Nuts' the Abyssals?

>>44828629
WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN

>>44828523
some guy on /ic/ drew her with that design

apparently unrelated though

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>>44828819
when

Honestly, was having a pair of badass monitors named after them not enough?
Was the National Historic Site not enough?
We found Erebus, and we've been trying to find Terror, so who the hell do these sailboats think they are?

>>44828903
Pretty damn much.

He's had enough of their phone shit.
Either that, or he has gain immunity.

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I changed a few bits in Portsmouth part 3 and the monuments writeups, mostly around injuries and reducing the use of VLS.

You can find them here:
http://pastebin.com/uVt5KMwh
http://pastebin.com/G5bY97JG

A new thing is coming some time next week, I will cover the origins of HMS Reading and introduce a few ship-girls. After that should be Thunderchild part 2.

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Goto's badassery probably just caused Kongou to DESS so hard that the moment he steps out of his office he'll find her like this.

>>44828855

Is it a reference to:

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

>>44828915
Her "monument" was the Canadian government saying, "we found this ship, so we own the Northwest Passage. Fuck you."

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>>44828903
Yup.

>>44828924
Goto deserves to get laid after that.

>>44828922
Or they weren't laying on the mindfuck.

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>>44828819
Yeah thanks PF! Fun time tonight! Hope you feel better!

MOAR Ro500.

>>44828908
HMS Terror asked for Shigure. Goto beat us to telling her to fuck off.

>>44828783
the spooky one

>>44828915
Oh, that Terror?

But we found her!

And we have the North west passage now!

Unrelated,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

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>>44828914

Christ I don't know but I hope soon, how many times have I broken that promise to myself please kill me

>>44828837
>three 女 (woman) together making another kanji 姦
>said kanji can be written as Kan(suru) or "RAPE"
>Kan(colle)
Like fucking pottery

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>>44828938
Well we *do* own the Northwest Passage, fuck you. For that matter, we own the entire arctic and Russia and Scandanavia can fuck right off as soon as we remember that defense budgets can exist.

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>>44828970
Alice is a carrier?
Dolls and all, I mean.

After Erry and Terry are dead (because let's face it, there is no other fate), who should be the next Abyssal Antagonist?

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Here's what Naka will look like when she's all better.

>>44828985

I think he's talking about my poor Alice story which languishes alone and unloved.

>>44828913
gib

>>44828951
Ro-chan must be one of the most sexual ships of the entire game. She has just too many fetishes attached to her.

>>44828989
Can we bring them on a journey through the new Northwest passage?

>>44828989
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_QMuX1F5w

Goto, you the man.

>>44829021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

Just one time.

>>44829006
Among others

>>44829006
On the other hand Alice carrier would be great.

>>44828989
Was cannibalism what broke their back?

Can we just shitpost images of stone cairns to spite them?

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>>44828970
It's fine, I know how it feels.

I really do enjoy the way you write Alice.

>>44829006
You have an Alice story?

Wait, I think I lost an update. Where's the story (quest) talking about Erebus and HMS Terror?

>>44829006

I remember that story. Also it took me an embarrasingly long time to recognize the writing style. It was basically staring me in the face to be honest.

>>44829045
You know what I think mindbroke them? The fact they couldn't protect their crews.

>>44829034
When will Franklin come back and whip her back into shape?

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It began with a dare.

She told you about it later, half-drunk and whooping with laughter. Hachi put her up to it--you should go ask the little singer girl for a tumble, she said. No matter what happened, it promised to be amusing.

It was. It was the funniest joke you'd ever heard.

Back then, you were just Naka. You sang and danced, to teach yourself how to act human. It was accepted, then, your "quirk." Every girl seemed to have one. In the night, you watched the most famous movies in history, learning dialogue, charisma, projection, sniffling with your arms wrapped around your knees at the slightest hint of an emotional scene.

You were hurrying back to your room for just such a movie when she approached you. She had sauntered up, spilling out of her bathing suit, her blue hair shimmering and cascading like the water she'd just emerged from. A sloppy, toothy grin you would come to adore was plastered over her face.

"Hey there, singer girl," she began, all sweetness and light. "Want me to show you some things 'under the sea?'"

You were still bitter, then, but there was no Settle or Wainwright or anyone at all. So you smiled, and you satisfied your bitterness with veiled insults, never noticed--who would question the quiet, earnest light cruiser?

"Gee, Miss," you'd replied, pouring the innocence syrupy-thick. "I don't think I'm rated for saltwater cave diving!"

>>44828650
That's not all that bad, desu.

>>44829049
One of the recent writeups.
Radio Free Vengeance to be exact.

Happy remimder that feelthy is gone and his write ups were shit, kill yourself badmin

>>44829049
Its Melpomene's (rage-inducing) story.

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>>44829006
>I think he's talking about my poor Alice story which languishes alone and unloved.
Wait, what?

>>44829075
Jesus, I need to go back and read it then.

>>44829065
>Abyssal Admiral IS Franklin

Forgive me if this has already been touched upon in a previous thread, but...

Has anyone realized that it is highly possible, if not probable, if the Abyssals are tapping into the multitude of undersea information cables? Which means that they can snoop in on the internet and such?

Just a thought.

We should set Goto and Kongou up on a date.

>>44829049
It's Melpomene's write-up, "Radio Free Vengeance".

First three installments are compiled here: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/page-142#post-20295666

Fourth part SOON, apparently.

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Basically our reaction to HMS Terrors "demands"

This is going to be fun...

>>44829098
>Which means that they can snoop in on the internet and such?

We haven't seen nearly enough dank memes for that to be happening

>>44829098
Good, hopefully they'll be repulsed by the deep web and the otakus.

>>44828938
We totally do though, north pole is debatable but we actually have people who live up in the passage.

>>44829045
Arguably it was heavy metal poisoning that lead to everything going tits up.

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You knew she was different when her expression fell--just for a moment, in unquestionable recognition--and then her grin came back even wider.

"Wait, was that an insult?" she asked, taken aback.

"Insult?" you'd parroted back, just as airy and dainty as you please.

"Oh my god, it was! Ha ha, you're a BITCH!" she exclaimed, eyes twinkling. "That's HILARIOUS!"

She'd smoothed down her bathing suit, unintentionally drawing your eye to the heft of her chest (the like you'd never have). The lack of intent gave it an appeal her initial offer hadn't. "Let me start again," she said. "I'm Iku. I usually prefer bourbon, but I'm willing to buy and try whatever it is you like."

"...One drink," you'd replied.

Before Wainwright, before Settle, before even Jintsuu, there was Iku. She was the first one who understood you.

She was the first one you hurt.

You got along instantly and famously.

The first night was spent drinking and laughing. Beneath the lusty exterior, she was brilliant--the most intelligent person you've met before or since. Overly-familiar, a bit touchy, very clingy--but when you said anything, she respected your boundaries.

A week later, on your second date, she nearly had you, but you'd gotten nervous and she immediately backed off.

...You were very curious, though.

"Sorry," you'd muttered, cheeks red, muffled by her pillow.

"It's okay," she said. "Really. Not like I haven't taken care of myself before."

You sat up. "Can you," you stammered. "Can you show me?"

Your back hit the mattress on your third night, without a care or a regret in the world. "Good girls," being chaste and pure, was just one more punchline in the great joke.

>>44829093
Wait, I need to catch up on this writeup now.

>>44829098
>Abyssals are behind 50% of /k/'s shitposting
>Shipgirls make up the remaining 50%

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>>44829098
They could snoop in on the Internet much more easily than that just by sneaking onto land or stealing a mobile phone.

>>44828819
Christ man, I told you to get some rest.

>>44828966
>>44828915
Anons, we found Erebus. Terror remains to be found.

>>44828980
>Kan(colle)
>small c

>>44829101
>linking to spacebattles
Please no

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The whole world was a great big joke, and only the two of you were in on it together. You'd laughed that night. Sighed. Gasped, moaned. Neither of you wanted to stop. You were late to a training drill, and Iku had to be dragged out of bed by Hachi.

You caught on quick. A month later found her writhing underneath you as you showed her what you'd learned.

"Tell me your name, pretty thing," you'd purred, pushing in for the kill.

"I-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

The two of you were compatible on every level--two minds that had never really found their like before now. She explored every topic she could find--mathematics, science, rocketry, radar, gardening. She was genuinely enthusiastic about your singing--pushed you to study choreography, lighting, color theory, set and costume design, pyrotechnics. She helped you develop your best routines.

But more than that, you could be yourselves around each other. You were Iku's caged songbird, and she was the hand pulling you out of the cage. Through mirth and melancholy, Iku was there, comforting you in your lows, spurring you further in your highs.

You drifted off to sleep in her arms, as you had so many times, exhausted in the best possible way.

"No one's ever understood me like you do," you murmured into her lips, basking in warmth.

>>44829138
Hey, it was just a random theory.

Abyssal Admiral could be some ancient ship like the Argo.

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>>44829146

>>44829069
>saltwater cave diving

>>44829179
Please stop being a baby and act like a grown being.

>>44829069
>>44829132
Ooh, this should be interesting.
And probably sad in a mundane way rather than an eldritch one

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>>44829180
plz no bully Alice

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It ended just as quickly as it began.

Iku was waiting for you the moment you returned from Hachijō-jima.

"Don't lie to me, Naka!" she said, voice raised and eyes teary. "I know what I saw!"

"It's not--you're wrong, okay? You're just wrong."

She slapped the battered printout in her hand again. "The angle of approach, your wake, the SPEED--"

"Iku. Iku! Stop! I wasn't trying--"

"YOU WERE!" Iku screamed, anger and misery in equal doses. "YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF!"

You were, of course. But you weren't ready to admit it, not even to yourself. It took months before you could. At the time, all you felt was a growing frustration--like someone who understands something but can't explain it. Like you had to do what you had done, and now you were being punished for it.

And as your eyes fell to the still of yourself taking on that abyssal cruiser, a crushing surety that you'd let Iku get too close. She was too far in.

For her own good, you told yourself, you broke it off. So you wouldn't hurt her again.

Hearing her crying and watching her duck and run every time she passed you in the halls, though, you were pretty sure you did.

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>>44829101
>spacebattles
>sufficient velocity
>QQ

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Could someone link me to that Alice story being mentioned?

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>>44829180

>>44829093
So Harper or Lizzy II is going to stop by any day and slap his shit?

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>>44829146
And I thought Australia was bad

>>44829180
>>44829132
Too fucking lewd

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SharpFlats: Hey.
iCame is typing.
iCame is typing.
iCame is typing.
iCame: hey
iCame: i didn't think you'd still use this
SharpFlats: I almost didn't, but I migrated it when I got a new phone.
SharpFlats: Wasn't sure you'd still use it either.
iCame: lol
iCame: you're still in my contacts as "Her."
iCame: too soon? lol
SharpFlats: Yeah.
iCame: sorry
SharpFlats: Don't be. Listen, I need to talk to you.
SharpFlats is typing.
SharpFlats is typing.
SharpFlats: It's... god damn it, this is really hard but I already committed.
SharpFlats: Don't let me go without telling you this shit, you deserve it.
iCame is typing.
iCame: haven't you given me enough shit, Naka?
SharpFlats is typing.
SharpFlats: ... yeah.
SharpFlats: Yeah, I have.
SharpFlats: Do you still have that encryption algorithm on your phone?
iCame: just rewrote it last week
iCame: Parker's cronies keep trying to convince me to write one for them
iCame: why?
SharpFlats: Hang on...
SharpFlats took a picture.
SharpFlats shared a picture.
iCame: ...
iCame: I have to admit this is not the gash i was hoping to look at
SharpFlats: Hah. You've still got it.
iCame: I never lost it
iCame: why are you showing me this?

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SharpFlats: Because... look, I don't want pity or to make you feel bad, or anything.
SharpFlats: Because I think I'm dying.
SharpFlats: And with what's been happening recently, it really puts things into perspective.
SharpFlats: Especially with you.
SharpFlats: You were right, Iku.
iCame: I know I was right
SharpFlats is typing.
SharpFlats: I was in denial. I wasn't ready to accept it, and... well, it came down on you. It wasn't fair to you.
SharpFlats: And I ruined the best thing that had ever happened to me.
iCame: yeah
iCame: still not over it
SharpFlats: I'm sorry.
iCame: you know you never said that?
iCame: not even once
iCame: kept insulting me, though
SharpFlats: I kind of liked the insults. It reminded me of the good times.
iCame: me too
SharpFlats: And... you know, you're right, I never did.
SharpFlats: I've felt so bad about it for so long it just sort of felt like you knew already.
iCame: you of all people should know the difference between how things seem and how you really feel
SharpFlats: Yeah. You're absolutely right.
SharpFlats: I'm sorry, Iku.
SharpFlats is typing.
SharpFlats is typing.
SharpFlats: No, hang on.
iCame: what?
SharpFlats: I was going to say "you deserved better than me"
SharpFlats: But I know that would just piss you off more.
iCame: you're right, it would
SharpFlats: Yeah.
SharpFlats: So I'm sorry, Iku. You deserved better than what I did to you.
iCame: yeah
iCame: yeah, I did

>>44829262
>I have to admit this is not the gash i was hoping to look at

goddamn what a loose boat

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>>44829226
>>44829262

>>44829235
http://www.touhou-project.com/forest/res/27490.html

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>>44829288
>>44829262

>>44828980
>moonrune puns
語呂合わせ makes me want to stop studying moonrunes entirely. I'm content with knowing basic vocab to read doujins and looking up Kanji that I don't know.

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>>44829298
>>44829226
>>44829262

Naka time is actually getting me misty eyed holy shit.

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>>44829262
>>44829288

>Nakatime....

...Dammit hey ArmyNurse? I need something to get me shitfaced drunk NOW.

>>44829167
>Terror remains to be found.
Other missing ships:

April-May 1946:
The grounded wreck of HAYASHIMO is inspected by the Americans and items of interest documented or removed. Thereafter, disposition is unclear. It is unknown if ever fully salvaged. At this time the destroyer was still upright, but with fantail submerged to top of No.3 turret.

>>44829335
little bitch

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>>44829262
>>44829288

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>>44829047
>>44829053
>>44829235
>>44829088
>>44829299

Now you'll all read some of the writing I consider my best, and then it'll be great, until you reach the end and realize how fucking long it's been since I updated it, and then you'll want me to go suck a shotgun.

and I deserve it nobody remembers any of that shit well enough for me to keep developing the plot I am awful aaaaaa

>Naka-chan, the bitter spirit tortured by how unwanted and useless she is
>Iku, lthe one enjoying just being alive and everything it has to offer
KCQ is a hell of a drug, I love it.

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This is Radio Free Vengeance, reminding you that you've met your makers - and they're afraid of you.

RADIO FREE VENGEANCE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vYtKQ_mY3EmNekAR2LgFsxM5FMFOMLWbIKoMuiXPiq8/edit?usp=sharing

BEST SERVED COLD: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X5E-vb-w9X7zyZpoV4-TkFDgYxghyxvyTNdrINcHb9E/edit?usp=sharing

FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y6_bsb_jVGPB_MYT9JVZilZ8LVNo4wtHSkzV1L9Hfj8/edit?usp=sharing

MADAME GUILLOTINE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W-iqu3zcPGY2N9RSdQKjbKTPYcFomNSMHQQb7hvpKkQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>44829385
Could you describe Harder like that?

>>44829400
welp, here we go

>>44829402
I could, but it wouldn't mean the same thing. The point is that as far as the 'canon' of the source material goes, we're not nearly in kansas anymore in a good way

>>44829375

Yeah I was more than a little bummed when it just stopped. For awhile it was like the only thing regurlarly updating in /forest/.
Be honest: do you even have the notes to it anymore or did you lose them like SWQ?

>>44829326
Come on, it's pretty fun
>厠 (kawaya) - toilet
>皮-や (kawaya) - fried skin booth
or even there's a hate-like guy (just look at his reactions) freaking out about how the Japanese language is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk-Gn3w2gt0

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I just thought of the perfect way to help Shigure.

Summon Yamashiro!

Pics is why.

>>44829385
It and its write-ups are some of the best drugs. Naka's "dropped a shell on a Yak" picture is posted in my office with "Don't anger the patient" below it.

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A new writeup: Maya-Sama and Sword-Chan learn THINGS about this new Yankee Admiral!

http://pastebin.com/Wf0NURCY

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>>44829400
>“I’m sorry Harder,” Erebus whispers. “You’re holding her back.”
Oh boy.

>>44829350
Vodka, lots of it.

>>44829375
Well, you don't need to finish them. Some stories don't end with an epilogue or long drawn out goodbyes.

Some stories end sharply, without warning or explanation.

Much like life.

Anyway, enough of that from me. I'll be going to sleep myself.

>>44829400
You know, if it didn't come at the cost of Humanity as a whole, I could actually respect that pyramid of needs.

>>44829457
>Summon Yamashiro!
Are you sure you don't mean Fusou?

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>>44829497
>Some stories end sharply, without warning or explanation.

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>>44829492

>>44829492
OH FUCKING HELL I TOLD YOU NAKA, YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED HARDER

>>44829443
>Yeah I was more than a little bummed when it just stopped. For awhile it was like the only thing regurlarly updating in /forest/.
>Be honest: do you even have the notes to it anymore or did you lose them like SWQ?

Oh, I do. I have TONS. On actual paper, even.

I had a HELL of a time writing the new thread update, though, and after a while it just... got pushed into the background.

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>>44829511

TO be fair, mine was always better anyway.

and it ended.

HAH

>>44829447
... gotta say, he has a point.
(Of course, I’d imagine many of the same things are said by people trying to learn English....)

>>44829498
No Yamashiro cause she sacrificed herself to cover Shigure escaped at the Battle of Surgo Straits.

>>44829497
>>44829511

And hey, at least you got to set YNQ to a peaceful rest. That is one of my favorite pieces of writing, not just among the narrative sinkhole that is quests

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>Alice's Life (Sucks)
Is this the story?

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>>44828645
you sure posted her : ^ )

>>44829566
He's fucking right.
>大 (big)
>太 (fat)
>犬 (dog)

>>44829565
But yours was a filthy harem end ya fuckin' weeboo.

>>44829465
well there is our answer about how many botes know

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>>44829565

YOU WANNA MAKE A THING OF IT

>>44829590

AND I STILL HAVE THE SEQUEL TO DO OH GOD

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>>44829288
Man, I want more Iku in this quest, like holy shit she is turning out to be SUPER interesting!

On a side note:
"Tell me your name"
"I-KUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
>My sides

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>>44829625
>shinji takes after his father.jpg

>>44829591

Yes. He posted it under a pseudonym.

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>>44829400
I'm really starting to hate these fucking boats.
Consider that a good bit of writing on your part.

>>44829602
bitch I know those characters from studying basic Chinese. Use some harder hanzi and then we'll talk

As always, comments and critique remain welcome and appreciated.

How will the maple syrups reclaim their two legends?

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>>44829400
This shit reminds me.

Terror literally sung a ship crew to death.
Naka can fucking mind control our shipsluts and we've got no reason to believe it's unique to her.

Abyssal spoopyness has been weaponized.
And weapons need counters.

Supernatural bullshit? Fucking ship magic? Simply an recently discovered aspect of the universe that should be studied like everything else.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IT'S TIME FOR MAGITECH FAGGOTS

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>>44829591
>>44829643
Going to go read it now then.

>>44829643
>"pseudonym"

>>44829651
The Atsugiri guy is talking about how it doesn't make sense, and he's right.

>>44829663
Time to go Belkan.

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>>44829663
SING
SING A SONG

LET THE WORLD
SING ALONG

SING OF GOOD THINGS NOT BAD
SING OF HAPPY NOT SAD

>>44829465
Not too bad, though I wonder how well it meshes with things. Things are as such as not even being the tomboy of the sexpot cruiser class assures even a chance.

>>44829511
Never too late to give them a fitting ending.

>>44829580
>No Yamashiro cause she sacrificed herself to cover Shigure escaped at the Battle of Surgo Straits.

That's certainly one way to interpret that battle. Alternatively:

In fact, neither destroyer was in position. YAMAGUMO had blown up sunk, and at this moment, SHIGURE was on her way south, seemingly leaving the battle. In reality, SHIGURE's LtCdr. Nishino was attempting to determine the condition and whereabouts of the YAMASHIRO, which he assumed had been the battleship that had dropped out. Not realizing the flagship was the remaining BB, Nishino reversed course, and at 0327 passed YAMASHIRO on an opposite course, and then MOGAMI two minutes later. Nishino testified later that he was seeking to possibly transfer BatDiv 2's flag if necessary. For this purpose SHIGURE continued south for a time, but 0330 he thought better of it and reversed course again to resume the advance north. Ironically, he had approached to within 5,200 yards of the stricken FUSO, and a lookout reported sighting what appeared to be a battleship, but now offered no aid. It was not to be the last time that SHIGURE ignored a comrade!

http://www.combinedfleet.com/atully06.htm

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>>44829685
>mfw I can't actually deny this

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I have a feeling this whole Shigure thing is going to have the opposite effect the Abyssals intended.

They're trying to sow distrust by saying Shigure is theirs, instead people will rally behind her and give them the finger.

That's what I hope anyways.

>>44828650
>that derp face
>sausage fingers
lmao what the actualy fuck?

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>>44829718
I think it's already happening, with Goto being the obvious first step. And it's clear that beyond her sisters, Yamato and Kongou don't care about her supposed 'cursed' status

>>44829653
>>44829649
Allow me to more precisely state my feelings on this then.
I really enjoy how you can manage to write in that special way that draws people into having genuine emotions about the writing in question.
But now I think that the quality these characters had, of being somewhat likeable, and very unlikeable, has now mostly just become straight up hateful, without anything to be sympathized with.
But then again, that might be just me, or that might just be the whole point.
I'm not very good at critique, I think, so sorry about that.

>>44829688
well, they grabbed it straight from the Chinese, so if he's gonna bitch, blame the ancient Chinese

>>44829511
Jesus, it shows that you really feel bad about not updating it.

Though I would love it if you wrote a small piece that explains your view on her character.

>>44829712 (continued)

At just after 0350, enemy heavy gunfire finally opened on YAMASHIRO (It was actually 0351 for Oldendorf's cruisers, the BBs opening up two minutes later at 0353). According to Izaki Sato, the shooting was good, with the enemy scoring hits on the first salvos around the pagoda that started a fire near the bridge. YAMASHIRO returned fire with No.1 and No.2 main turrets, and the battle was on. During this time, situation of friendly units was uncertain, but this did not matter. However, the SHIGURE was by now thoroughly confused, having taken the YAMASHIRO for the FUSO and vice-versa. Her skipper Nishino Shigeru continued to vainly hail the "FUSO", with no reply. However, to the War College it seems likely that YAMASHIRO heard SHIGURE's chatter and took it as a reassurance that FUSO and SHIGURE were following at a distance behind.

What if we mind controlled Erry and Terry back?

>>44829625
As likely as it is to mean I won't get to read it for a long while, you probably shouldn't all us here chucklefucks know about it. I think that's part of what helped YNQ be as tight and cohesive as it was—the people are smart, these 100+ IP's together make for all sorts of stupid

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>>44829791

Maybe I should just update it!

>>44829718
That seems to be how it went down, yeah.
>Wait, Jintsuu is being nice to me?
>Wait, Yamato is being nice to me?
>Wait, Kongou was worried about ME?
>Wait, Goto still wants me as a ship an-sweet emperor did he just tell the abyss to fuck off for my sake?

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>Spookyshit

BUT IF WE SING ALOOOONG
A LITTLE FUCKING LOUDER
TO A HAPPY SOOOONG
MAYBE WE'LL BE FINE

>>44829788
No worries anon. One doesn't need to be a great chef to have a great palate.

Your response does suggest a few things, though. Can I tempt you in to elaborating on how you see Erebus's behavior, in particular?

>>44829808
>As likely as it is to mean I won't get to read it for a long while, you probably shouldn't all us here chucklefucks know about it. I think that's part of what helped YNQ be as tight and cohesive as it was—the people are smart, these 100+ IP's together make for all sorts of stupid

Possibly, but the much tighter planning of YNQ also helped anon make better choices, I think!

>>44829695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKu8BwT5K4

>>44829625

ADMIT THE DELICIOUS BROWN CREOLE WITCH WAS THE BEST FGT. ADMIT IT.

>>44829776
fuck off halley

>>44829709
>Not too bad, though I wonder how well it meshes with things. Things are as such as not even being the tomboy of the sexpot cruiser class assures even a chance.
I uh. Wait, what? I think you dropped some grammar with the second half of that sentence.

>>44829822
>>44829695
Aren't you the same faggots that were singing those shitty songs in Merc's thread last night?

>>44829822
Remember when Hate pranked us with a torpedo decoy in our room?
Humanity knows Sound.
We're a bit behind on the particulars of these weird-ass spooky magical sounds, sure.
But sound is something we've been learning and using in relation to the ocean for years and years and years.

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It's not fair that the Abyssals get all the cool abilities.

While it's always nice that we have overwhelming numbers, industrial power, and destructive power that will eventually grind the Abyssals to dust, it would be nice if our normal ship girls could be upgraded somehow to even the odds on a more personal level.

>>44829835
Silly planefag, SWQ was the one that was irreversibly hydroplaning

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>Erry and Terry kill/maim Harder
>Naka goes full abyssal
>one problem: rather than wanting vengeance against humanity, she wants vengeance against the Abyssals.

>>44829859
ICE WAS THE BEST DAMMIT!

>>44829866
I mean is that Maya's looks alone aren't enough to really break into Shoukaku and Arizona's arena.

>>44829911
slider was best

BY PROXY FEELTHY RUINS NAKA

FUCK WHY DO PEOPLE ENABLE HIS BULLSHIT

>>44829859
>>44829911
WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK WENDY WA- IS THE BEST!

>>44829922
I don't think he's trying to write another waifu.

>>44829922
Like she'd really have a chance.

>>44829910
Well remember, This isn't Terror fucking around in Harder's dreams, just Erebus. The one who doesn't have the 2spooky singing voice

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>>44829910
>Sing to the Abyssals
>"Please die for me~"
>They start killing themselves and each other

>>44829910
Ala raiden returning to his ripper roots in MGR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yl1ZDymR2Y

>>44829968
Or "come to the land"

>>44829943
Holy shit dude go to bed and calm thine mammaries

>>44829825
Well, I can try.
The way I see Erebus is a very single minded person, who has doubts, but crushes them beneath the weight of her stubborn devotion to her beliefs.
She has a lot of love for her sister ship, but isn't really willing to subvert her.
She's cold-blooded when it comes to humans and the shipgirls, as evidenced by how easily she kills them off, and how quickly shes willing to just turn Buchanan into a bomb and be done with her, but then, while bombing a town, she cries in grief and rage about how humanity didn't know better, which seems almost childish.
So, a strangely childish, stubborn, cold blooded person with a soft spot for just one other, seems to be the summary I get of her and her behaviors, just from a few minutes of reflecting on it.

>>44829943

Literally what?

>>44829978
>giving him the >>(You)'s he so desperately craves

Just ignore him and he'll grow bored sooner or later.

>>44830022
Don't forget that subjecting the humans to starvation also doesn't sit quite right with her.
Also, she's not the one who talks to the Voice.
>>44830037
Elements of feelthy's smut writeups have made their way into the main quest and other writeups, independent of the smut itself. Iku and Naka dating, Settle's dorfs, etc.
This really pisses off that one guy who wants feelthy to die

>>44830022
Thank you for sharing! That sounds fairly close to what I'm aiming at; you'll see more in part five, when it manifests. I will say this though: Erebus isn't drowning her doubts in belief. It's just...easier to be angry, to give in to the hate, than it is to face her problems.

>>44830062
From what I got, it's not that she has some moral obligation, it's that she'd rather just be slaughtering them.
I get where your coming from though, what with her crew having starved to death, so maybe that might be part of it.
>>44830068
I'm glad you got something out of what I had to say then, and I'm glad I got so close to the mark.
I'll definitely continue reading, and not just to see them get their comeuppence.

>>44830068
I'm not sure how to feel about Terror's casual use of her song after wandering into town. Considering how careless she is with modern norms, I'm hoping this comes back to bite her in the tail vis-a-vis security cameras or whatnot.

>>44830121
I think Abyssals have zero concept of operational security.

>>44830138
Let alone data security. Didn't we tell Hamp that guided missiles were controlled by wee men?

>>44830179
But they are.

>>44830138
Yeah. This doesn't matter so much when they're fucking around in the ocean, but as soon as people start making sense of the security footage, as soon as the JAXA station is secured and the eggheads descend on it, as soon as we tune in the SOSUS to the 2spook factor, we'll need to leverage it. Information age us vs industrial age enemy, as planefag put it. Or in other words, "They can't keep getting away with it!"
>>44830179
There was a couple of votes to that effect but no, he got the more confusing, more accurate explanation

>>44829863
he's right about the fingers tho

I'm thinking about writing something for KCQ, and even though it'd be a bit into the story: How do you guys think a Hoppo in a pixie cut would look?

>>44830121
This sorta thing is being left in the hands of other writers.

So is Buchanan's ultimate fate.

>>44830271
Hoppo as in the "cute loli abyssal"?

Look, you might as well make a new character and make it similar to Hoppo.

>>44830289
FUCK

>>44830271
I love hoppo, and I love pixie cuts, but combining them sounds like shit to be honest.
And bringing in the canon abyssals is skirting over the line to "KCQ-flavored KANcOLLE fanfiction"

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>>44830305
nigger what the fuck do you think you've been reading

>>44830299
>>44830305
Fair enough.
I've got a job that's pretty much "work/sleep" anyway. It's probably for the best.

>>44830326
Not your shit, that's to be sure

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>>44830289
I was kinda hoping she'd like, transform into Campbeltown or something, and blow herself and the Station up tae fuck, ala St. Nazaire

>>44829910
>>one problem: rather than wanting vengeance against humanity, she wants vengeance against the Abyssals

Well the saying does go "be careful what you wish for."

.

>Iku hitting on Harder because he's fun to tease and because he's something NEW and INTERESTING in life
>Iku watching him go for her ex, who she had gotten so closed to
Poor Ikuck

>>44830326
There's a fine line between "this is a spinoff of KCQ, which is a spinoff of KC" and "this is a spinoff of KC that does a lot of the same things as KCQ"

>>44830419
Naka X Harder X Iku thermal layer sandwich when?

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>quest ends with Naka as Abyssal Queen

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>>44830356
rude

>>44828593
>Abyssal ship calls.
>Treat it like a telemarketer

I wonder if the other Abyssals will laugh at her for that.

>>44830479
>"Hello, I'm here with the Reformed Abyssal Church, I was wondering if you had a moment to hear the story of a very special person, the Voice Below"

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>>44830500
>"Hello, I'm here with the Reformed Abyssal Church, I was wondering if you had a moment to hear the story of a very special person, the Voice Below"

Damnit anon you made me choke on my coffee.

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>>44830465

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South Dakota class ships are for lewds

>>44830534
No they are for hugging and patting on the head.

>>44830534
>tfw no art of Mamie, Indiana or SoDak

damn

>>44830534

Huh.

I've been on that stern before.

>>44829813
No shit.

>>44830602
I've been IN that stern before

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>>44830640
Lewd

Naka needs to do that concert pronto. She won't turn, so no need to worry about her singing to a human crowd.

Might even heal her a bit if it makes her feel good.

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>>44830677
She literally just demonstrated that when she sings the other side can sing through and influence humans

>>44830677
And if she mind controls a bunch of people, all she has to do is just say something nice, like, don't lose faith the we'll win, no matter what, or something cheesy like that.

>>44830671
Is that alabama.

>>44830592
:^)

>>44830715
Or something that reinforces their free will.

>>44830740
>Alabama
>abyssal

>>44830742
don't you ":^ )" me

wait, is there art of one of them? COME ON, SPILL DE BEANS

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>>44830740
No, random blushing Ta.

>>44829465
Cute, though it could stand some proofreading.

>>44830858

Man, the one on the left has the same type of body my ex girlfriend had.

goodamn, UNF and shit, son.

WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>44765156
>UPDATES ON BAT-LEAD NEXT THREAD OKAY
FUCKING
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

THIS IS WHY THE GREEKS ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER

THE NEVER PAY DEBNTS