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June 2008
1917552SkullmurderedA Dorf Fortress world-generation creates a unique terrain feature. Creepy writefaggotry and BAD ENDS follow.skullmurdered, BAD END, writefaggotry2008-06-06 5 
1957603Skullmurdered Part 2A continuation of the Legend of Skullmurdered, as well as various Dwarf Fortress trivia.Skullmurdered, skull, murder, murdered, dwarf, fortress, dwarf fortress, DF, horror2008-06-11 1 
October 2008
2861381Rediscovering BoatmurderedIn which excerpts from the diary of a dorf questing to find and explore the ruins of the legendary Fortress Boatmurdered, carving amulets in his spare time.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2008-10-23 16 
January 2009
3469190Dorf psychology 101Let us discuss the psychology and behavior of Fortress Dorfs.Dorfs , Dorf Fortress , Cold blooded murder , socks2009-01-21 5 
May 2009
4663100Game Store Choker!Apparently, a third, scratch that, HALF of /tg/ goes to this one game store where a guy who choked his gf to death played his Nurgle army on the day he got arrested. That, and some good-natured political trollage murder, 40k, asians, gw, politics2009-05-26 -2 
July 2009
5107759Boatmurdered, Post-Apocalyptic CampaignOP wants to run a Fallout style campaign of exploring the world as dwarves, after dwarf-caused worldwide apocalypse of lava triggered by the Boatmurdered fortress. /tg/ decides this is awesome and offers suggestions.Boatmurdered, Fallout, apocalypse of lava2009-07-06 8 
5109384Re-rediscovering BoatmurderedA followup to thread 2861381, in which excerpts from the diary of a dorf questing to find his brother, carving amulets in his spare time.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2009-07-06 11 
5121984Re-rediscovering Boatmurdered ContinuedAnon reposts and continues the excerpts of Rith Sividsgun's diary from thread >>5109384. It is most excellent.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2009-07-10 10 
August 2009
5451781NCIS: /tg/ editionwhat strats as a question of permissible actions in RPGs swiftly gets sidetracked as two murders are investigated and a third one seems imminent. Agent Gibbs and company are called in to help work things out.NCIS, murder, collective game, hanging, phonebooth2009-08-14 17 
April 2010
9341107The Tale of BronzemurderAn Anon recounts the tale of the dorf fort of Bronzemurder in beautifully illustrated images.Dorf Fort, Bronzermurder, dorf, dungeon, survival2010-04-22 8 
February 2011
13938478Rebellion Quest 5Things take a dark turn, very fast.Quest, Rebellion, Murder, Invasion, Dark Side of the Moon2011-02-17 1 
November 2011
16817316Farming Quest IIt starts with Bill, son of John, and a murder of the lord's messenger to fertilize the soil. Who knows where it will go? Plans for wheat-baron/wheat-lich with Transmuted wheat and Necro-labor/wheat-Danish-farmer-union-slash-mafia were talked about.Collective Game, Farmer Quest, Agriculture, Bloody Murder2011-11-03 13 
16865876Farming It Quest IIWe continue with Bill making deals with fae, and then comes the elf who is part bloodhound, or spicehound, and we get to ask a second favor from the fae... It's gonna be bloody.Collective Game, farmer, Farming It Quest, bloody murder, Khorne farming, fae, elf2011-11-08 7 
September 2012
20671486Magical Girl Noir Quest 45A powerful russian magical girl learn what happened and make a judgement.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, flashback, Kharn, Malal, Mami, Murderface2012-09-10 62 
20720158Magical Girl Noir Quest 47A powerful russian magical girl get informations about her new enemy and meet her subordinates. Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, flashback, Kharn, Malal, Mami, Sayaka, Kyouko, Murderface2012-09-14 51 
20772373Magical Girl Noir Quest 48A powerful russian magical girl ride to destr- meet another office. Which is totally not a trap. She also annoys her new subordinate on the way.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, flashback, Kharn, Malal, Murderface2012-09-18 47 
20809974Magical Girl Noir Quest 49A powerful russian magical girl leaves her weapon at the door and stares at a painting.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, flashback, Kharn, Malal, Murderface2012-09-21 46 
20823000Magical Girl Noir Quest 50A powerful russian magical girl engages in fruitful negotiations. Also war.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, flashback, Kharn, Malal, Murderface, Ahriman2012-09-22 52 
20864527Magical Girl Noir Quest 51A powerful russian magical girl and her two allies murder ninety-eight enemy magical girls Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, flashback, Kharn, Malal, Murderface, Ahriman2012-09-25 44 
November 2012
21470115Random Encounters Reverse pickpockets and satan worshippersSatan, random encounter, greentext, murderhobo, 2012-11-07 11 
January 2013
22381994Magical Girl Noir Quest 75A determined green haired magical girl continues her rescue mission, but is then forced to flee and hide.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Madoka2013-01-04 46 
22485923Magical Girl Noir Quest 76An unsure and green haired magical girl hangs around a ramen shop and learns about a few things going on inside the barrier.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Madoka, Malal, Kharn,2013-01-09 46 
22516506Magical Girl Noir Quest 77A brave green haired magical girl and her companions attempt to save a tortured fragment of her beloved's soul. Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Madoka, Malal, Kyuubey, Kharn, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN 2013-01-11 48 
22656331Magical Girl Noir Quest 78An enraged green haired magical girl bares her teeth against the betrayer, then passes out.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Madoka, Malal, Kyuubey, Kharn, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN 2013-01-18 52 
22750613Magical Girl Noir Quest 79A comforting green haired magical girl reflects on her actions and learns of the Shattered fragment's past.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Malal,2013-01-23 44 
February 2013
22905526Magical Girl Noir Quest 79A resolute green haired magical girl decides to aim for all or nothing, and receives a Faustian offer. Shattered fragment's past. Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Malal, Madoka2013-02-01 43 
22988157Murders for wishesWould you kill 10 specific strangers for a wish? Contracts have generous terms. Some supplies are provided such as ten thousand dollars in gold, guns of limitless ammo and blades that kill all they cut.immortality, ethics, wish, murder2013-02-05 0 
23043090Magical Girl Noir Quest 80The bravest magical girl faces the fire.Shattered fragment's past. Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Moemura, Murderface, Malal, Madoka2013-02-08 53 
23178841Magical Girl Noir Quest 82A fading green haired magical girl gathers the strength to make things right.Magical Girl Noir Quest, Collective Game, Deculture, drawfag, Magical Girl, noir, Siberia, Midori, Murderface, Madoka,2013-02-15 70 
June 2013
25267640Akuma Quest 1: The BeginningYou were a young woman named Claire, that had baked bread most of her life... that is, until a filthy beggar strangled you for your bread... Your childhood friend called you back from the dead, and now you're wearing his skin and committing mass-murder. /tg/ likes to have demons bake bread.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Hobos, Demon, Mecha2013-06-06 75 
25328005Akuma Quest 2: ExecutionsAfter creating another one of your kind for the Earl, rumors of your brother's activity draw in a group of Exorcists to your hometown... After teaming up with your kin to deal with one of their numbers, you continue your killing spree back in town and unlock more of your own potential in the process. /tg/ also develops a taste for JUSTICE, the most delicious of flavors.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Hobos, Demon, Mecha2013-06-09 73 
25335577Akuma Quest 2: Executions (pt.2)You return to Jacob's family after setting flame to the disgusting poor people of Temes, their screams pleasing you greatly as you purge the unworthy for the Noah Clan... That's what they get for stealing your bread.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Hobos, Demon, Mecha2013-06-09 71 
25365478Akuma Quest 2: The Finding.Akuma-chan figures out the most glorious plan to kill nearly everyone in the city... And it meets a familiar-looking young woman...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Demon, Mecha, You Are Already Bread2013-06-11 73 
25383584Akuma Quest 3Kill another Exorcist, and burn down the town. Level up!Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Demon, Mecha,2013-06-12 73 
25391731Akuma Quest 4: Settling AshesAmidst all the fire, death, and miasma, Akuma-chan rises to prominence in the shape of a great dragon... In the afterglow, Akuma-chan and the surviving members of his warband feast in celebration on the rooftop where the last Exorcist died... Akuma-chan is christened with the name of Faefnir... And the Earl approaches with an offer they cannot refuse.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Demon, Mecha, Faefnir2013-06-12 73 
25423549Akuma Quest 5: A Family of EvilFaefnir finds two replacements for the two pack members lost in the battle against the Exorcists before embarking on a mission to find the Noah... The pack familiarize themselves with one another through violence and petty insults... And Kama becomes a Mama.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Demon, Mecha, Faefnir2013-06-14 72 
25457913Akuma Quest 6: A Town of Ominous NameArriving at the Trading Post town of Ruinebriar, the family's time without slaughter has them on edge. Faefnir investigates alone and gets challenged to a bake-off! <3Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha2013-06-16 73 
25495941Akuma Quest 7: The Crimson CrossThe entire family decides to spend the rest of their night on an outing in the rowdiest tavern they can find... Inside, Faefnir meets a strange man who seems to know the Doctor (?)... The night's festivities conclude with a confrontation against a member of Schwere's previous organization and the desecration of the pack's campsite... Meanwhile, Wendel shows the natives just who the real king of the bar room beer binge racket is...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha2013-06-18 73 
25535442Akuma Quest 8: Getting Away With MurderThe Family tracks down the culprit that defiled their camp, the closest thing they have to a home. One of them nearly dies, and come morning of the next day, The Crimson Cross have questions...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha2013-06-20 72 
25664506Akuma Quest 10: WildfiresThe panic button is pressed. The Noah is freed. It's time to make a second Temes.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-06-27 72 
25704115Akuma Quest 11: WarmthAfter their escape from The Asher, the family takes the time to properly mourn for their fallen comrade... After finding refuge en route to Florin, Morgan finally remembers who she is...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-06-29 72 
July 2013
25800922Akuma Quest 12: Dreaming DeadThe night before their departure, Faefnir has a dream of two mysterious figures and a song... And on the day of the family's arrival at Florin, Faefnir and the Noah meet an unexpected face while on an errand... Finally, Faefnir is getting married?Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-04 72 
25839402Akuma Quest Recap 1-12A recap of threads 1-12, where we recount all our misdeeds for convenience Collective Game, Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-05 30 
25840194Akuma 13: The Ministry of FlorinFaefnir familiarizes himself with the kindly members of Florin's clergy before embarking on an errand for Morgan with two of its sisters... Later in The Lady's Rest, Faefnir is introduced to the delicious flavor of a couple of tarts...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah, Delicious Tarts2013-07-06 72 
25861174Akuma Quest 14: DisorderedFaefnir makes plans for the day's tasks to be accomplished and takes Kama, now renamed Claire, to accompany him on his chores... And while visiting the Lady Morgan's workshop, Faefnir receives an absolute order that he finds to be difficult to resist...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-07 72 
25917365Akuma Quest 15: The Death's HeadFaefnir reworks his terms of service to Morgan peacefully enough... He does well in his job at the bakery and bonds with Morgan and the other Akuma through mass slaughter... Morgan suffers a disappointing failure in her work... And in the midst of all this, the darkness slowly approaches.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-10 72 
25999393Akuma Quest 16: ChanceMorgan gives Faefnir the responsibility of making preparations for the funeral of the Lord's wife... And later, in the evening, Faefnir gambles with the gypsies and has a chance encounter with somebody special...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-14 72 
26056397Akuma Quest 17: The Children In The ShadeAfter a discussion with Madeleine on where his loyalties lie, Faefnir once again dreams of the lake and the forest... There, he is faced with an important question...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-17 72 
26142058Akuma Quest 18: Evil Plans In The WorkAfter the successful creation of another Akuma, Faefnir takes note of the Doctor's odd behavior... Later, Faefnir meets up with Morgan, Madeleine, and Fonso to discuss the gypsy's hard, throbbing problem...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-21 72 
26197322Akuma Quest 19: The DamnedWe learn more about what Fonso's mark means, things get very heated between Morgan and Maddie, and we cool down with a meeting in the Church at night to plan the festivities for the funeral of the Lord's wife.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-24 72 
26260816Akuma Quest 20: A Funeral For The ManyThe meeting goes ... interestingly. The plan is set, a priest is killed and tensions rise between the family and the Noah. Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-27 70 
26315720Akuma Quest 21: A Dirge For The LivingFire and screaming signal the beginning of Florin's ruin... The cardinal bearing the sword of kings clashes against Maashima with an unbearably pure light... And the family are dead set on settling the score with an old enemy...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-07-30 70 
August 2013
26399223Akuma Quest 22: We All Rejoiced...Somehow the entire family lives through the funeral. Treachery is dealt with, an odd book is found, and a choice is made. Not necessarily in such an order.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Hobos, Demon, Mecha, Collective Game2013-08-03 62 
26475577Akuma Quest 23: Family BondsAs Faefnir's family celebrate the deeds they committed in Florin, not everyone is able to join in on the festive mood... While attempting to comfort Madeleine over her predicament, a strong memory overcomes Faefnir and reminds him of his obligations to his other family...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-08-07 56 
26535231Akuma Quest 24: The Lion And DragonAlice carries out her promise to Faefnir and everything proceeds as...planned? However, even in such dire straits, a miracle can still be snatched away from God's grasp...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-08-10 53 
26607827Akuma Quest 25: Just The Two Of UsFaefnir and Madeleine Reconcile with the new step in their unholy relationship, Alice delivers Faefnir's most recent disastrous bread, and the Family is glad to see Maddie be herself again...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Murder, Bakers, Demon, Mecha, Faefnir, Family, Collective Game2013-08-14 44 
26740651Akuma Quest 27: The Red WarFaefnir and the family happen upon a Crimson war encampment set at the base of a mountain... The English are preparing for a war against the north... And while scouting out the Crimson's garrison, Faefnir meets several familiar faces...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-08-21 40 
26778883Akuma Quest 28: An InductionFaefnir is formally recognized by the family... And to celebrate, Alice takes him and Maddie on a wildly wonderful trip to Wonderland!Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-08-23 37 
26884868Akuma Quest 29: The Land of WonderFaefnir and his two companions are properly acquainted with the Land of Wonder and its strange denizens... Faefnir and Maddie strengthen their bond through some impromptu acting and are invited to attend the after-party...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-08-29 32 
26923264Akuma Quest 30: StarstruckedWe venture into the exciting life of thespians! Prepare for drama! Action! ROMANCE! Fame and fortune are all there for Faefnir and Maddie to claim as they reach the very top and perform in front of the kingdom on the Red Queen's stage! But will stardom blind the pair to the truth, or will they be able to look past all the glitz and glamor?Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-08-31 34 
September 2013
27010973Akuma Quest 31: Secrets of The QueenFaefnir learns much of the Red Queen's (literally) tortured past, gets in touch with his more feminine side, and finds a friend in an unexpected place.Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-09-04 34 
27049194Akuma Quest 32: The Queen in SpadesWhen misfortune comes, it comes in spades... Alice finds herself locked out of Wonderland... And the play does not go as planned... To turn things around, Faefnir and Maddie cook up a devilish surprise... But they may have bitten off more than they could chew with their new creation...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-09-06 33 
27130211Akuma Quest 33: Four of a KindThe Queens of Hearts and Spades each beckon to the demons to help them slaughter the other, but Faefnir and Maddie choose instead to bring in another guest to the party...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-09-10 32 
27305489Akuma Quest 34: The Lord and Lady's CastleFaefnir and Maddie reunite with their family in a castle located within Scottish territory... They promptly set to work on restoring its crumbling structure to establish it as a base of operations... Once they finish with their home renovation, they receive a surprise visit from a certain devilish lady...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-09-19 30 
27356979Spooky Magic Murder Quest 1Solve a murder in the royal palace. And just to make things different, you're a maid.Collective Game, Spooky Magic Murder Quest, maid2013-09-22 8 
27370671Spooky Magic Murder Quest 2Maid gets hassled by masked torturer, decides to multiclass in thiefCollective Game, Spooky Magic Murder Quest, maid2013-09-23 8 
27406974Akuma Quest 35: CastlewarmingUnnerved by the Devil Queen's offer, Faefnir and Maddie argue on where their true loyalties lie... After a heated conclusion, the two are met by the rest of their family, both close and extended, to discuss the aftermath of their adventure in Wonderland... Afterward, Faefnir, Maddie, and Morgan agree to share a private moment together after the Duke's departure...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-09-25 24 
October 2013
27538057Unconventional WeaponsOP asks /tg/ what their favorite unconventional weapons are. Cannonball muskets, MOAR DAKKA, and flaming crack gorillas follow.unconventional, weapons, murder, assassination, awesome, scary2013-10-03 2 
27764254Akuma Quest 36: FinAnd the world ends...Akuma Quest, D-grayman, Duke of Millenium, Family, Murder, Bakers, Faefnir, Demon, Mecha, Noah2013-10-15 14 
January 2014
29811561people murdering adventuresman sexes a redhead, picks more murdering avenuesCollective Game, murder, homoerotism2014-01-26 22 
February 2014
30453585BoatmurderedSome Swede-fag tells /tg/ a story of the time he sent his players into boatmurdured.Storytiem, Pathfinder,Exploding Dice, Shitting the queen,D20,Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2014-02-24 17 
August 2014
34331215Modern Fantasy Serial Killer Quest 1.We get intouch with our inner psychopath, in this thrilling tale of murder, romance, and Honkery. Gotta catch them all.Collective Game, MFSKQ, Quest, Murder, Obduction, Funny, Comedy, HONK, Elf Pokemon : Gotta Catch Em All : With Clowny Clownerson, please read this quest its actually really cool i promise guys,2014-08-23 5 
34346184Modern Fantasy Serial Killer Quest. TwoOur killer strikes again! We get cought inside some "Family trouble" And cook our captives some "Chicken fingers" Because we're totally nice and sane people. Stuff happens too, and then other things. We also get higher'd to kill a russian mafia guy or something, READ IT TO FIND OUT!Collective Game, MFSKQ, Quest, Murder, Obduction, Funny, Comedy, HONK, Elf Pokemon : Gotta Catch Em All : With Clowny Clownerson, please read this quest its actually really cool i promise guys,2014-08-24 7 
34498343Modern Fantasy Serial Killer Quest 3 (Part 1)We get down and dirty with some ruskies and talk to a goblin, we currently considering how to or not to teach the goblin the electric boogaloo (Part 2 tomorrow after I improve format and get a new dialog style)MFSKQ, Edgy, Dark, Murder, Funny, Limblesslivingonaholeteasing, short thread, no dice, OP slightly off his game, Nobody gets shot with a 22., Collective Game, Quest, Modern Fantasy Serial Killer, 2014-08-30 1 
September 2014
35027951Assassin School quest 1We choose our "hero" Layla Miller, A girl who has a knack for poison and explosives and register her in the Academy of the lucky coin, a school for assassins. She meets her roommate, a strange girl called Maria Smith, goes to some classes, Poisons someone with an overdoes of potassium (they deserved it)and has good first day at schoolAssassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, murder,2014-09-22 23 
35134961Assasin school quest 3Layla gets put under house arrest by her roommate, but that doesn't stop her from taking her first mission and taking a visit to japan to kill a yakuza with a big ego, and and even bigger stomach. Assassin School quest, The Headmaster, Quest, School, Assassin, Poison, Murder, Yakuza2014-09-27 17 
January 2015
37544017A Murder at the Mage GuildThe archwizard has been killed! Wizards, Warlocks, Sorcerers and Eldritch Knights assemble to find the murderer, and hilarity ensues.murder, archmage, mages, mage guild, guild, roleplay, Mage, -omancy, wizards, Mage Guild, hats, hat, knight.2015-01-22 0 
August 2015
41936632Exterminator Quest #10We win at pool, fail at flirting, and decide to go shopping. It's the weekend!collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder2015-08-17 7 
41960677Exterminator Quest #11Vincent picks up some threads and tries to check on his boyfriend. (He's a boy who's a friend, ok?!)collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder2015-08-19 6 
September 2015
42401479Exterminator Quest #12Things get badly out of hand.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder, gun fighting, thieves2015-09-10 8 
42521826Exterminator Quest #13We make a deal and have a lot more fun than we usually do.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder2015-09-15 11 
42651668Exterminator Quest #14The old man and the KFC.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder, sea monsters, british girls, espionage2015-09-22 7 
42782384Exterminator Quest #15We finally save our sonfu and bring our bad luck to an end.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder, sonfu2015-09-29 7 
42801353Exterminator Quest #16Had to end it, almost forgot to archive. Haiku description.collective game, exterminator quest, horror, insects, fungus, cats, rats, earwigs, braineaters, shopping, murder2015-09-29 7 
December 2015
43962638Star Wars: A New Quest #1 - Murderhobo EditionA long time ago in a galaxy far far away a young man started his journey of murder, imorality and edge.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-03 7 
43980774Star Wars: A New Quest #2 Hospital Bed EditionWhile we shirk away from murderhobo'ing this session, we still manage to fuck things up as only we can, injured and allCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-04 5 
44126658Star Wars: A New Quest #2 Crime & Punishment EditionWe wear a gimp suit, rob a bank and get arrested by the coppers.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-12 3 
44146504Star Wars A New Quest #4 Avoiding Prison Showers editionStarting the prison break and the thread's subsequent deathCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-13 3 
44217580Star Wars A New Quest #5 Veni Vidi Vici EditionMANY THINGS HAPPEN IN THIS EDITIONCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-16 3 
44245277Star Wars A New Quest #6 Post Vidi Vici Veni again EditionMore exogorth, more shenanigans, a lot of gyro, and a nice piece of jewelry.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-18 3 
44267463Star Wars: A New Quest #7 Betrayal and Love EditionKy goes force rage at Al, Al Capone uses drugs to get loveCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-19 3 
44281207Star Wars A New Quest #8 Swagooine edition TimeskipCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-20 2 
44300400Star Wars A New Quest #9 Migraine editionLewds into light plot, into WOAH CALM DOWN NELLYCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-22 3 
44454211Star Wars A New Quest #10 G's up Hutt's down editionWe continue planning our little resistence movement, defeat a Darth and recruit his apprentice.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2015-12-30 2 
January 2016
44520787Star Wars A New Quest #11 Back EditionStarts with 6 part lewd post, ends in fuckries of all kindsCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-02 4 
44546979Star Wars A New Quest #12 Prisoner/GuestOfHonour EditionWalking on sunshine quickly devolves into walking through piss rain in shit filled shoes. Damnit gazza.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-04 3 
44568335Star Wars A New Quest #13 Family Matters EditionWhere we mend some bridges, talk some things over, and make a big decision.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-04 3 
44615927Star Wars A New Quest #14 Fucked-Back of Crotch-er, DamnEven more relationship breaking and repairing, you should become a therapist 5 days till birthday, ending with timeskip option to partyCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-07 3 
44670688Star Wars A New Quest #15 Years EditionParty like it's 3369! And deciding whether to be free or nahCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-10 2 
44685341Star Wars A New Quest #16 I got the priiiIIiiison bluueeeeesTrials and tribulations of prison life planet exotic grillCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-10 1 
44721453Star Wars A New Quest #17 Reprimanded Editionmore prison hijinks with lots of SHOCKING developments.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-12 2 
44756870Star Wars A New Quest #18 Aftermath of Shocking EventsDealing with the aftermath of shocking shenanigansCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-13 22 
44801174Star Wars A New Quest #19 Hunger EditionStarting off with games, being played ensues.Collective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-15 1 
44919387Star Wars A New Quest #20Wake me up, before you go goCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-21 2 
45055936Star Wars A New Quest #21 Lazy Fuck EditionSome favours and investments gone wrongCollective Game, Star Wars Murderhobo Edition Quest, Star Wars, Murderhobo2016-01-28 2 
May 2016
19642Hotline '09 QuestWe are Nigriss. We wear a chicken mask and murder gang members.collective game, hotline miami, hotline 09 quest, murder, wanton violence, sex drugs rock and roll2016-05-04 2 
July 2016
48485603Altered Human QuestA washed up QM decides too run again, it starts with gang violence, murder, and humorous misunderstandings.Collective Game, Altered Human, superpowers, funny misunderstandings, attempted murder, PRANK GONE WRONG2016-07-27 4 
November 2016
828251Cabin Control Quest: Ritual 1Intel Drops the ball and we try to pick it up. Only us and the Japs left standing; let's kill some teenagers!Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Cabin, Woods, Horror, Murder, Control, Monster, Kongamato, Stable, James, Henson,Susan,Eddie, Jerry, C455132016-11-15 13 
866635Cabin Control Quest: Ritual 2 Part 1James has some slice of life, then some management sim, then shit hits the fan.Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Cabin, Woods, Horror, Murder, Control, Monster, Kongamato, Stable, James, Henson,Susan,Eddie, Jerry, C45513,2016-11-28 6 
880502Cabin Control Quest: Ritual 2 Part 2Well Chem is... quarantined and probably dead. But in better news, the monster is HYPE.Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Cabin, Woods, Horror, Murder, Control, Monster, Kongamato, Stable, James, Henson,Susan,DRAGON, Jerry, C45513,2016-11-30 6 
December 2016
892922Cabin Control Quest: Ritual 2 Part 3This ritual just will not end. Also, the world might be teetering on the apocalypse. But we meet SPOILERS for the first time this quest.Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Cabin, Woods, Horror, Murder, Control, Monster, Director, Stable, James, Henson,Susan,DRAGON, Jerry, C45513,2016-12-03 3 
909215What Came NextWe die. We also like Crusading and Films. Then we wake up in a weird place and get our afterlife together.Collective Game, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Starborn, Star, Betty, Afterlife, Dead, Crusader, Film, Murdered, Slums2016-12-08 4 
923655Cabin Control Quest: Ritual 2 Part 4With a Dragonslayer on board, we get brutal and go on a rampage. We ocmplete the ritual, but at what cost? Conspiracies abound!Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Cabin, Woods, Horror, Murder, Control, Monster, Director, Stable, James, Henson,Susan,DRAGON, Jerry, C45513,2016-12-12 2 
January 2017
1018938Cabin Control Quest: Ritual 3A despondant James returns to the facility as a changed man; a father! We deal with new staff before a tie and real life medical problems.Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Cabin, Woods, Horror, Murder, Control, Monster, Director, Stable, James, Henson,Susan, New Guy, Jerry, C45513,2017-01-09 4 
March 2017
1251219What Came Next 4: Slumdog Fight ClubSukaretto vs Ishi to the death! Who will win? The dice gods decide!Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Boss fight, Suka, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Ishi, Dice Gods, Trip Crit, Murder, Magic, Spells, Lucifer2017-03-11 2 
May 2017
1420996What Came Next 6: The Magnificent 4Let's get down to business - to defeat, the huns did they send me heathens. When I asked, for nuns!Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Boss fight, Suka, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Ishi, Dice Gods, Trip Crit, Murder, Magic, Spells, Lucifer2017-05-03 2 
July 2017
1650667What Came Next 7: Brother Who Art Thou?Just a day of teaching, nothing to see here. Why would anyone be concerned?Collective Game, Star, Wagon, Boss fight, Suka, Scarlet, Inpu, Hidoi, Ishi, Dice Gods, Trip Crit, Murder, Magic, Spells, Lucifer2017-07-10 3 
November 2018
3065654Serf Quest Part 1Young serf with aspirations of priesthood throws it all away in a desperate gamble to save his murder-waifu.Serf Quest, Fantasy, Murder2018-11-24 6 
October 2019
3829388Dovahkiin of EarthAsia Argento is 'Rescued' by the Dovahkiin. Now they Travel Japan!Highschool DxD, Dragonborn, Nuns, Vampires, Murder2019-10-03 1 
3889692End of elves #1Humanity at war with elven kind, a war veteran turned pub owner rediscovers his lust for excitement and pleasure. End of elves, war, trauma, rape, murder, deception, revelation, elf, elves, phanon2019-10-31 -3 
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