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January 2001
CollectionDorf QuestYou are a DORF. Armed with your IRON AXE, you are ready to take on the denizens of the dungeon.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2001-01-01Thread Collection
October 2008
2751930Dwarf Fortress error messagesIn this thread,--ANONYMOUS CANCELS WRITE DESCRIPTION: INTERRUPTED BY KOBOLD THIEFDwarf fortress, dorfs2008-10-06 6 
2758825Dorf MarinesDwarven Space Marines, purging the heretical elephants with their crossbolters.DF, Space Marines, Dorfs2008-10-07 5 
2807741Nil BastionhallA lone dwarf valiantly stands against goblin hordes. Uncomfortable about others, a loner in the woods, but the most altruistic dorf I've seen. Remember.Dorf Fortress2008-10-15 27 
2917093Epic Dwarf Fortress EpicnessNeckbeard and friend witness a truly epic dorf versus Demon battle.dorfs, epic, writefaggotry, demons, 2008-10-31 -3 
November 2008
2965122Kobold CampAll the info you need to set up a Kobolds variant to Dorf FortressKobolds, Kobold Camp, Dorf Fortress2008-11-10 7 
January 2009
3301577DORF QUESTShort adventure inspired by Ruby Quest, but filled with DORFINESS and RAGE.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-03 72 
3343335Dorf Quest II: THE DORFENINGcontinuing adventures of a dorf. filled with DORFINESS and RAGE.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-08 44 
3345091Dorf Quest III: DORF HARDERcontinuing adventures of a dorf. filled with DORFINESS and RAGE.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-08 42 
3345934Dorf Quest IV: DORFBLIVIONThe dorf attempts to escape the fucking elf swamp light shitsDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-08 37 
3469190Dorf psychology 101Let us discuss the psychology and behavior of Fortress Dorfs.Dorfs , Dorf Fortress , Cold blooded murder , socks2009-01-21 5 
3465415Dwarf Fortress StoriesStories told about Dwarf Fortress, stupid! They're pretty outrageous.Dwarf Fortress, Dorf, Stories2009-01-21 5 
3481137DORF QU- Wait, that's not a dorfThe Dorf has found a drinking buddy in the Manly Elf, so we're stuck with Aldwin the rogue and his child sidekick, the neckbeard-in-training.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-22 32 
3511147DORF QUEST VI: ADORFCALYPSEBeardbeard's adventure continues, now together with MANLY ELF.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-25 35 
3512634DORF QUEST VII: DORF WITH THE DEVILBeardbeard has finally replaced his lost arm, and the new one is much better than anyone expected.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-25 33 
3530997Dorfroad TycoonFell moods on the tantrum express.Dorfs , dwarf fortress2009-01-27 12 
3558307DorfCrawl 3Third brainstorming thread (#2 was magic), this one about buildings and fort/adventure mode transition.dorfcrawl, roguelike, game design2009-01-30 0 
3577349Dorf Quest: The MovieRAILROADRAILROADRAILROAD. Dorf Quest Side Quest.Dorf Quest2009-01-31 20 
February 2009
3577563Dorf Quest VIII: Aldwin's HeistAldwin's shenanigans continue. Involves an awesome hat. Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-01 28 
3644336Dorf Quest IX: Dorf of the Deadhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3577563/ Part 9 is found there, but this is part 10, where Beardbeard tries to bring Garrelf back to life!Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-07 26 
3646171Dorf Quest X: DorfinationBeardbeard's arm seems to have grown unruly.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-08 25 
3715410Dorf Quest XI: Dorfin Numerals Are WeirdAldwin's trials continue!Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-14 25 
3717155Dorf Quest XII: A Dorfy ReunionAldwin meets up with the entire party.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-15 24 
3718242Dorf Quest XIII: King of the ElvesGarrelf is King.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-15 24 
3780617Dorf Quest Side Story: Sci Fi Dinosaur HunterBeardbeard hunts some dinosaurs!Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-21 22 
3781790Dorf Quest IV: Dorfen RageBeardbeard is angry. Xom help us all.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-21 24 
3783722Dorf Quest XV: To Dorf A GodBeardbeard challenges Glittergold to a duel.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-22 30 
3846024Dorf Quest XVI: Why Did I Use Roman NumeralsAldwin gets an invite from a lost friend.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-28 22 
March 2009
3847908Dorf Quest XVII: Lily TimeOhfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-01 23 
3912871Dorf Quest XVIII: Dorfy DaysBeardbeard messes with a street urchin.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-07 21 
3914354Dorf Quest XIX: Dorf the WorldBrutal Victory. Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-08 21 
3915247Dorf Quest XX: Dorfen EmotionBeardbeard... made a friend?Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-08 21 
3956427Dorf Quest XXI: BelthimusBeardbeard goes dragon slaying! Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-12 21 
3958030Dorf Quest XXII: The Dragon Is DorfedKav has joined the party, but another has been lost...Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-12 21 
3976998Dorf Quest XXIII: Dorfen ResponsibilitySome more problems develop.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-14 21 
3979080Dorf Quest XXIV: Dude Where's My DaughterThe search continues.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-15 21 
3980097Dorf Quest XXV: The AftermathThe guildhall is in shambles, and oh hey, Cultist finally tells Aldwin.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-15 21 
4043841Dorf Quest XXVI: The Last One With a Sub-TitleBeardbeard tries to fix a memory.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-22 21 
4045445Dorf Quest XXVIIControl has switched to Mado.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-22 21 
4046909Dorf Quest XXVIIIExploring the Shadow Realm.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-22 24 
4118012Dorf Quest XXIXAldwin takes control of the Goldmoon Slayers.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-28 22 
4119563Dorf Quest XXXGARDENING QUESTDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-29 23 
4120779Dorf Quest XXXICultist attempts to play matchmaker.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-29 28 
April 2009
4186919Dorf Quest XXXIIBeardbeard and garrelf try their hand at escaping the shadowy perils of the shadow realm.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-04 21 
4188057Dorf Quest XXXIIIControl has switched to Garrelf.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-05 22 
4237435Dorf Quest XXXIVThe BBEG is revealed.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-09 21 
4239250Dorf Quest XXXVThe death of a mobster.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-10 21 
4254912Dorf Quest XXXVILily wants a god.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-11 21 
4256947Dorf Quest XXXVIIAldwin and Cultist have a new... friend. Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-12 21 
4258370Dorf Quest XXXVIIIPayment must be procured.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-12 21 
4322102Dorf Quest XXXIXControl has switched to Garrelf.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-19 24 
4397982Dorf Quest XXXXAldwinside. Some gods are acquired.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-26 21 
4400335Dorf Quest XXXXIIn which we start a forest fireDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-26 21 
May 2009
4465383Dorf Quest XXXXIIDorfside. Demonsun gets his reckoning.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-03 24 
4466685Dorf Quest XLIIIFate and Beardbeard have a chat.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-03 23 
4513074Dorf Quest XLIVElfside. Some time is spent in a box storage facility.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-09 20 
4514421Dorf Quest XLVRoyalty is as Royalty does.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-10 22 
4571998Dorf Quest XLVIAldwinside. Xom is let loose on society.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-17 20 
4573350Dorf Quest XLVIIAldwin, Lily, and Beardbeard get together as a party.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-17 20 
4622379Dorf Quest XLVII Part 2Aldwinside continued.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-21 20 
4643050Dorf Quest XLVIIIDorfside. Muslebeard muscles in on the action.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-24 21 
4644798Dorf Quest ILWe show Musclebeard our pride.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-24 20 
4709769Island Dorfs MonAnon wonders what tropical dwarfs would look likeDorf2009-05-30 14 
4715748Dorf Quest LElfside. The Box of Shadows finally takes effect.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-31 15 
4717369Dorf Quest LIIn which the Illithid run amok.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-31 12 
4720018Tropical Dorfs cont.Hooray DorfsTropical Island Dorf2009-05-31 5 
June 2009
4771721Dorf Quest LIIBeardside. We are trapped in a cave, and Tony Stark isn't around to build Iron Man from the scraps.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-05 13 
4773092Dorf Quest LIIIWe build ourselves a new army.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-05 13 
4871936Dorf Quest LIVDorfside again. A hunting we will go.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-13 12 
4873858Dorf Quest LVRary tells all.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-14 12 
4889030/tg/ creates a setting/tg/ creates a setting which includes pirates, songships, cloudsea, dorfs, cyborgs, Zalgo, trains ran by blood and orcs!setting, orc, dwarf, dorf, songship, pirate, zalgo, elf, elves2009-06-15 0 
4904119Dorf Quest LVI: Last Man StandingBeardside and Elfside! Horrors commence.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-17 21 
4905900Dorf Quest LVII: Drinking BuddiesMany fall this day. Manly tears are shed.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-17 24 
4929468MS paint d0rfEveryone contributes to The ms-paint depictions of dorfs. The most noble of gods creatures.Dorf, Dwarf, Ms-paint, draw faggotry, draw2009-06-19 5 
4974301Yet more Island DorfsAnon asks for dungeon ideas for the Tropical Island setting. Anon provides that, and more.island, dorfs, dwarves, elves, setting, getting shit done2009-06-23 6 
5012009Dorf Quest LVIIIAldwinside. Wedding day.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-27 16 
5013866Dorf Quest LIXFinlayside.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-27 14 
5028025Dwarf WomenAn epic discussion on the nature of dwarf women.dorfs, women, dwarves, elves, discussion2009-06-28 -2 
July 2009
5057125The FacelessDwarves who give up everything - literally - to become the greatest craftsdorfs ever. Stercus is so currency.dwarf, dorf, Faceless, awesome2009-07-01 8 
5138177Dorf Quest LXBeardside. Xom has an offer.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-12 14 
5140102Dorf Quest LXIWe go after Heracles.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-12 14 
5196550Dorf Quest LXIIBeardbeard, God of Strength. Fisticuff showdown.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-18 15 
5198531Dorf Quest LXIIIGodhood acquired...Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-19 15 
5198466Dorf Quest LXIIIvbnDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-19 -36 
5224044Dwarven British EmpireColonial-era homebrew where the British Empire is dwarves.dorf dwarf homebrew setting2009-07-22 1 
5237253Dorf HistoryWe all know that dorfs have many traditions, facts and customs, some maybe alien and completely ridiculous. Let's invent some.dwarves, dorfs, breasts, bears, ale, beer, alcohol, mining, hammers, axes, mountains, awful good2009-07-23 17 
5253187Dwarven SuperheroesArt dump of superheroes-as-dwarves. Starts with Spiderdorf Vs. Doc OrkDwarves, Dorfs, Superheroes2009-07-25 3 
5258777Dorf Quest LXIVTrolling for information about the Gods.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-26 14 
5260849Never Going To Fucking End Quest LXVSixty-five threads. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? God damn. There is also apparently a moon to conquer and city to carve. And you should be getting to it.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-26 35 
August 2009
5401581FantasycraftThread discussing the newly released Fantasycraft rules. Looks pretty neat, Ents with guns, Pimp Crystal Drakes and Magma Dorfs.fantasycraft, ents, drakes, dorfs2009-08-10 0 
5540265A Dwarfy Campaign StoryA party of dwarfs are saddled with DMPC, a annoyingly favored Halfling Rogue and goddamn stupid railroading. Also: The Hobbit.Dorf, Dwarf, Halfling, Hobbit, Subtle2009-08-21 3 
September 2009
5968425Adventure Trail? Dungeon Trail? Something like that. Anonymous starts work on a "Oregon Trail/Dungeon Keeper" style game, is co-opted by talk about video gamesOgre battle, homebrew, dorfs2009-09-23 1 
November 2009
6586184The Hamlet of TyrannyStarts out as discussion of a fort, ends up with an epic tale of dorfiness.cool story, dwarves, dorf fortress2009-11-06 2 
6902634Refluffed racesWhat starts out as someone trying to put an interesting spin on dwarves soon becomes a refluffing of all the races. Dragonborn that have nothing to do with dragons and dwarves that turn into statues when they die.fluff, races, fantasy, dnd, dorf2009-11-28 2 
December 2009
7013523Manly Dwarves"Tell me how to make dwarves awesome" turns into campy fun with fire-breathing landboats, bearded babies, and manly warsongs. dwarf, dwarves, dorf, manly, magma galley, fantasy, race, awesome2009-12-05 3 
7025643Alternate DorfsSomebody posts a reimagined dorf. Writefaggotry ensues.writefaggotry, dorfs, homebrew, settings, fantasy2009-12-06 5 
January 2010
7400425Dorf Quest AnniversaryBeardbeard is bored in his godhood.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2010-01-02 20 
7571706Dwarf dystopia/tg/ explores what would happen when dwarfs mine up all the ore to be found in the worlddwarf, dorfs2010-01-13 5 
February 2010
8008179Space Pirate Fortress/tg/ get's shit done and thinks of a mad for Dorf Fortress.Dorf2010-02-10 10 
March 2010
8554194Golem Quest II/tg/'s continuing adventure as a crystalline golem with a philosophical mind and a penchant for necromancy. Stone be with you!Crystal, Golem, Philosophy, Dorfs2010-03-13 5 
8626939Dwarfs vs Drowtales/tg/ decides to show Drowtales Mary Sue drow the true awesomeness of dorfinessDorf, Drow Tales, Mary Sue2010-03-17 12 
April 2010
9341107The Tale of BronzemurderAn Anon recounts the tale of the dorf fort of Bronzemurder in beautifully illustrated images.Dorf Fort, Bronzermurder, dorf, dungeon, survival2010-04-22 8 
May 2010
9779793Urist Rackwhispered, Dorfen child.A Fortress is annihilated by a goblin siege, leaving only one dorf child, will she survive?Dorf, Goblin, Siege, Sacrifice2010-05-12 7 
9913716Dorf fort module ideasFa/tg/uys throw out suggestions for a dorf fort module.dorf fort, conversion2010-05-19 1 
9978899Master of Orion 2 meets Dwarf FortressA Master of Orion 2 game goes off the beaten track into Armok territory.Dorf Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, Master of Orion, Master of Orion 2, vidya, video, /v/, videogames, 4x2010-05-22 9 
9998568Master of Orion 2 meets Dwarf Fortress #2The fearsome Cutebolds set out to conquer the galaxy. Many rubrubs ensued.Dorf Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, Master of Orion, Master of Orion 2, vidya, video, /v/, videogames, 4x2010-05-23 7 
September 2010
12186459/TG/ CREATES A SETTING/TG/ CREATES A SETTING... AND OP DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM OR AWESOMEGASM.DORF CREATE SETTING HOMEBREW COLLAB2010-09-22 25 
December 2010
13158049Avoid the NoidDwarven alcoholism saves the day, and /tg/ discusses how best to use addictive alcohol to conquer dwarfkind.Storytime, Cerebrate Anon, Bottomless Flagon, The Noid, Eberron, Alcoholism, Dwarves, Dorfs2010-12-15 21 
May 2011
14838352Blacksmithing Thread: Great Information for Newbies!The elegan/tg/entlemen once more prove they're the best of the boards, this time rising to the challenge of aiding aspiring dwarflings in the art of blacksmithing! Great information for any newby or experienced craftsman looking to get better at their most-metal art!armor,blacksmithing, how to be an rl dorf, smithing, 2011-05-06 16 
August 2011
15902571Dorfs Vs. DragonsA new traditional game is spawned. A simplistic yet very replayable game. The game of... DORFS VERSUS DRAGONS.dwarf, dorf, dragon, board game, programming, clay models, fire, homebrew2011-08-11 6 
October 2011
16708343King Alfonso Civilization Game 2We get bad ass magic, meet some snakes, and blood for the blood god.civilization game, alfonso, sanguine kingdom, fucking dorfs, collective game2011-10-22 21 
16716025King Alfonso Civilization Game 3The confrontation with the dwarves is on. civilization game, alfonso, sanguine kingdom, fucking dorfs, collective game2011-10-23 13 
16717231King Alfonso Civilization Game 4New races made, new races discovered, and gunpowder. Decisions, decisions...civilization game, alfonso, sanguine kingdom, fucking dorfs, collective game, lizardmen, goblins2011-10-23 11 
January 2012
17549781Waldorf and DumpstatWaldorf and Statler heckle /tg/ with surprisingly non-shit results. muppets, heckle, heckling, Waldorf, Statler2012-01-15 35 
May 2012
19164148Dorftales/tg/ invades Drowtales three years after everyone stopped giving a fuck.drowtales, dwarf, dorf, dwarfs, dwarves, derpadoo, fuck you for reading this faggot, goddamn get a life2012-05-19 11 
July 2012
19798864Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Lake Lizardmen #1God damn this thread's huge. Lizardmen find a cursed sword, do some mining, and come under threat of goblin attack.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-07-09 21 
19811416Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Lake Lizardmen #2We survive the goblins thanks to our possessed captain. We meet some new friends, take some drugs, and plan out some new defenses. We're still virgins.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-07-10 20 
19824978Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Lake Lizardmen #3We invent steel, farm beetles, survive a three month storm, and catch some thieves!Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-07-11 22 
August 2012
20365707Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #1We harness hydropower, try to make some humans our servants, and mine some metal.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-18 12 
20380019Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #2This time we find some tin and take on a horde of spiders!Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-20 8 
20406718Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #3A short thread, but an eventful one. We quell a goblin infestation and prepare for winter.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-21 2 
20417199Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #4This time we take in some lumberjacks, outlast a winter, and meet a strange adventurer.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-22 5 
September 2012
20676474Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #5IT CAME FROM OUTERSPACE! Enough said.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-10 1 
20814702Angrydorf's Adventure Quest #1: Part 1Our village get's razed, we double-cross some aristocrats and some bandits, and we harness spiral energy.Collective Game, Adeventure, Adventure Quest, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-22 0 
20827133Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #1We tame some hyena-like creatures, meet some dancing mushroom men, split into two different factions, and resurrect our fallen leader as a death lord!Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-23 10 
20841021Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #2This time we find some metal, try to discover fire in a world of pure darkness, and have a final showdown between Abolaxul and Elomir.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-23 10 
20921328Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #3This time we get our groove on with some dancing mushroom men, make some undead trees, and found a new town.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-30 14 
October 2012
21016334Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #4This time we discover a new nation, the Askvar, a highly industrialized faction of magic-hating drow! We help them battle the Grimlocks, pasty eyeless humanoids that are militarized. We also encounter the gantu, small crow humanoids that eat magic that lingers in our cities, we then prepare for more not-so-friendly magic eaters, including the deadly blue drake.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-10-07 17 
21110749Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #5This time we pierce the very fabric of reality and create a portal to Xalothas' realm, the void. However it soon back fires and the void spills through, erasing Crypt from existence and slowly expanding, destroying reality as it goes. We recieve a large shipment of undead after the grimlocks mass an attack on the Askvarian capital, in their weakened state we attack their capital and crush their forces.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-10-14 7 
21126610Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #6This time we deal with a Merrgon siege, try to prevent further sieges and destroy an Askvarian army, the time of peace has left us, and now a time of war is upon us.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-10-15 7 
December 2012
21940907Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Hallower Elementals #1A rather strange setup we have here, we discover some cute crystal toads, work on our magic, and move into a goblin-infested forest.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-12-08 7 
21953841 Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Hallower Elementals #2We beef up our magic, defenses, and population. Then we encounter a dreadful and terrifying beast, what will our noble Hallowers do?Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-12-09 10 
September 2013
27112510Space Marine Humour Thread/tg/ cracks wise in the guise of Space Marines, Statler and Waldorf comment40k, humour, humor, Space Marine humour, Space Marine humor, 40k humour, 40k humor, 40k jokes, Space Marine jokes, Statler and Waldorf2013-09-08 24 
December 2013
28893399Sonar DwarfsDwarf physiology is reexamined and reinvented under the assumption that darkvision is actually a form of echolocation. dwarf, dorf, worldbuilding, biology, echologcation2013-12-17 8 
28944162Katana forging, dwarven styleDwarfs get a request to forge katana's, /tg/ RP's as dwarfs to make dorfy improvementsdwarf, dwarfs, dorf, dorfs, dwarves, katana2013-12-18 4 
February 2014
29996389Buddhist Dwarves and Prayer Wheel CityOriginal Content: Someone Takes An Idea and Gets It DoneBuddhism, Prayer Wheels, Dwarf, Dwarves, Dorf, City, OC, Gazette2014-02-03 9 
July 2015
41165202Squire Keeper QuestA noblewoman sets off with two of her families' squires to investigate rumours of a dragon.Collective Game, Squire Keeper Quest, Squires, dorfs, kobolds, female protagonist, straight protagonist2015-07-12 5 
41181342Squire Keeper Quest 2A noblewoman tries to save face after her idiot squire offends a dragon.Collective Game, Squire Keeper Quest, Squires, dorfs, kobolds, female protagonist, straight protagonist2015-07-12 2 
41376111Squire Keeper Quest 3A noblewoman kills a bear with a demon in it.Collective Game, Squire Keeper Quest, Squires, dorfs, kobolds, female protagonist, straight protagonist2015-07-21 6 
41461397Squire Keeper Quest 4A noblewoman brings some dandy elf children to help turn away a goblin steam tank.Collective Game, Squire Keeper Quest, Squires, dorfs, kobolds, elves, female protagonist, straight protagonist2015-07-26 4 
June 2016
279414Dwarf Fortress Quest 1 & 2You've been tasked by your king to colonize a snowy frozen land south to your dwarven kingdoms. You aim to make your brethren proud. Dwarf Fortress Quest, Dwarf, Dorf, Fort, Fortress, Settlement, Civilization, Strategy2016-06-20 2 
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