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June 2008
1957603Skullmurdered Part 2A continuation of the Legend of Skullmurdered, as well as various Dwarf Fortress trivia.Skullmurdered, skull, murder, murdered, dwarf, fortress, dwarf fortress, DF, horror2008-06-11 1 
September 2008
2668891Slol Sluxslol, DragonDescription and pictures of a dragon who dooms a fortress full of dorfs with his shenanigans.Dwarf fortress, Dragon, Doom2008-09-26 26 
October 2008
2751930Dwarf Fortress error messagesIn this thread,--ANONYMOUS CANCELS WRITE DESCRIPTION: INTERRUPTED BY KOBOLD THIEFDwarf fortress, dorfs2008-10-06 6 
2807741Nil BastionhallA lone dwarf valiantly stands against goblin hordes. Uncomfortable about others, a loner in the woods, but the most altruistic dorf I've seen. Remember.Dorf Fortress2008-10-15 27 
2807771Catgirls and Doggirls for DFAnon introduces mod with some new pets for DF.dwarf fortress2008-10-15 7 
2861381Rediscovering BoatmurderedIn which excerpts from the diary of a dorf questing to find and explore the ruins of the legendary Fortress Boatmurdered, carving amulets in his spare time.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2008-10-23 16 
2893308Squat FortressWhat started off as another stupid /df/ thread soon mutated into a metagaming discussion made of creamy win.Squat Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, metagaming2008-10-27 7 
November 2008
2965122Kobold CampAll the info you need to set up a Kobolds variant to Dorf FortressKobolds, Kobold Camp, Dorf Fortress2008-11-10 7 
January 2009
3469190Dorf psychology 101Let us discuss the psychology and behavior of Fortress Dorfs.Dorfs , Dorf Fortress , Cold blooded murder , socks2009-01-21 5 
3465415Dwarf Fortress StoriesStories told about Dwarf Fortress, stupid! They're pretty outrageous.Dwarf Fortress, Dorf, Stories2009-01-21 5 
3530836Dorfcrawl: Roguelike of the Century/tg/'s finest minds compose a roguelike, the likes of which we've never seen.Roguelike. Dwarf Fortress2009-01-27 2 
3530997Dorfroad TycoonFell moods on the tantrum express.Dorfs , dwarf fortress2009-01-27 12 
April 2009
4152808Ork Fortress/tg/ gets shit done in making DF rite orky.Orks, Dwarf Fortress2009-04-01 24 
May 2009
4687837Mental Sickness Vs. ProfessionalismA general discussion as to the mental stability and professional work ethic and standards of the cast of Team Fortress 2. Eventually spawns transgender Heavy.Team Fortress 22009-05-28 1 
July 2009
5109384Re-rediscovering BoatmurderedA followup to thread 2861381, in which excerpts from the diary of a dorf questing to find his brother, carving amulets in his spare time.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2009-07-06 11 
5121984Re-rediscovering Boatmurdered ContinuedAnon reposts and continues the excerpts of Rith Sividsgun's diary from thread >>5109384. It is most excellent.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2009-07-10 10 
September 2009
5712119India = DwarfistanIn which it is proven that dwarves are the inhabitants of the exotic land of India.dwarf fortress, india, Rhesus macaques2009-09-04 6 
October 2009
6188537Team Fortress 2 vs. Warhammer 40kCan our band of 9 misfit mercenaries take on an equal number of Space Marines? Let's find out..."Team Fortress" "40k" "writefaggory"2009-10-08 1 
6219969The Hamlet of TyrannyA legendary story of the demon invasion of The Hamlet of Tyranny.Dwarf Fortress2009-10-11 29 
November 2009
6586184The Hamlet of TyrannyStarts out as discussion of a fort, ends up with an epic tale of dorfiness.cool story, dwarves, dorf fortress2009-11-06 2 
April 2010
9004046How the lot bloomedWritefaggotry involving TF2 and Nana. Shockingly heartwarming given the source material.Team Fortress 2, Nana, writefaggotry, cute, epic, crossover2010-04-05 24 
May 2010
9978899Master of Orion 2 meets Dwarf FortressA Master of Orion 2 game goes off the beaten track into Armok territory.Dorf Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, Master of Orion, Master of Orion 2, vidya, video, /v/, videogames, 4x2010-05-22 9 
9998568Master of Orion 2 meets Dwarf Fortress #2The fearsome Cutebolds set out to conquer the galaxy. Many rubrubs ensued.Dorf Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, Master of Orion, Master of Orion 2, vidya, video, /v/, videogames, 4x2010-05-23 7 
September 2010
12015899Space Pirate FortressContinuation of one mans work to create a Space Pirate themed Dwarf Fortress mod. First thread wasn't archived unfortunately.Dwarf Fortress, Space Pirates, Metroid, TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES2010-09-10 8 
April 2011
14542811Dwarf Fortress storiesEntertaining stories, how even slightest thing can turn your paradise into a slaughterhouse.DF, dwarf fortress2011-04-11 2 
May 2011
14840615Space Pirate/Metroid Dwarf FortressThey did it. We can't archive the idea and not archive the result. Alpha version of Space Pirate fortress.Space Pirate, Metroid, Dwarf Fortress, OC, Samus, Mod2011-05-07 7 
August 2011
15995716DF GeneralWe discuss war platypus and give general advice.Dwarf Fortress, DF, platypus,2011-08-20 0 
February 2012
17901201/TG/ BOOTLEG Meta Quest thread 10Dwarf Fortress dwarves invade Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. We defeat the dwarves, and make progress towards looting the fuck out of the dungeon.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Bootleg Metaquest, Bootleg, Crawl, Stone Soup, DCSS, Dwarf, Fort, Fortress, DF, Fuck the world lever2012-02-12 7 
17998217Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 5Hito's morning become weird when he got a crocodile girl in his bed and it lead to the discovery of secret passages in the mansion.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Ecchi, Team Fortress 2, Magical Girl2012-02-18 2 
October 2012
21378308The Hamlet of Tyranny 4th Anniversary TaleA retelling of the original legendary Dwarf Fortress gameplay recounting.Dwarf Fortress, Epic, /tg/2012-10-31 21 
December 2012
21836440Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 40Hito slowly recover himself after the fight with Chaos Gods and he finally returned to his more peaceful moment...Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Hospital, Doctor, Medic, Team Fortress, The Rocky Horror Show2012-12-01 1 
March 2013
23960024Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 52Hito needed to find safer location from assassin. And also a mini quest with cyborg ninja Crimson Fox.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Team Fortress 2, Ninja, Strike Witches2013-03-30 -2 
April 2013
24088572Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 53Hito finally find a safe place to stay but he had to deal with the assassins.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Team Fortress 2, Kinnikuman2013-04-06 0 
24193610Yellowman Quest 3Arriving at 2fort, Yellowman dodges BLU and RED while trying to make it to the next world. He also finds a very dead fellow racer and a not quite so dead fellow racer.Collective Game, Meta, Quest, Meta Quest, Yellowman Quest, Star Control, Team Fortress 22013-04-12 9 
24221055Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 54After Hito defeated the Sharkguy, he finally learned how to control his special power.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Team Fortress 22013-04-13 3 
24356791Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 55After Hito coming back to his safehouse, he has notice that his safehouse is currently under attack by the crazy assassin. Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Team Fortress 2, Wrestling2013-04-20 3 
July 2013
26268681Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 64Hito almost finish his deck building and now he only need to find artifacts.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Card Games, Team Fortress2013-07-27 1 
August 2013
26543802Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 66Hito finally tracked down Denardo's hideout and encounter another stranger through his adventure.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Team Fortress2013-08-10 1 
26804260Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 67Hito hands Denardo's band of outlaws over to the Law, Sam disappears along with the war-train, and we receive luxury accommodations on an airship.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Team Fortress2013-08-24 0 
October 2013
28043563Annual All Hallows Tale Telling 2013A revisit of 2 famous Dwarf Fortress tales in story form.Annual, Story, Dwarves, Dwarf Fortress2013-10-31 10 
February 2014
30453585BoatmurderedSome Swede-fag tells /tg/ a story of the time he sent his players into boatmurdured.Storytiem, Pathfinder,Exploding Dice, Shitting the queen,D20,Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2014-02-24 17 
July 2014
33128048Team Fortress RPG"Is it a bad idea to run something in the TF2 universe?" This question spurs a lengthy discussion of the Team Fortress 2 universe as a setting, new character classes, and general TF2-RPG ideas.Team Fortress 2, TF2, homebrew, setting, videogame, adaptation2014-07-03 8 
August 2014
34491283Dorf Fucktress"What happen if your party starts in a dragon belly?" "'ere the parasites get hungry! Strike the flesh!" Dwarf Fortress, Magical Realm, Dragon, Dwarf, Dwarves2014-08-30 1 
October 2014
35328546Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 01The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress, cursed to roam a cutesy world too anime for anyone's sanity, goes dungeon crawling, deals with old phobias come to life, and douses her worries in alcohol.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-05 53 
35392041Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 02The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress comes to an understanding with her newest party member, and decides what to do with the treasure burning a hole in her pockets.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-08 30 
35436491Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 03The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gains skill in the art of beersuasion, demonstrates the various arts of her people, and calls up a... a friend. Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-10 27 
35509096Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 04The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress talks shop for all of two minutes before savoring her alcoho- Urist Twelfthbay cancels drink: Interrupted by Giant Horrible Fly Monsters and maelstrom bitches!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-13 24 
35571075Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 05The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress tans some hide for... something that would make some pretty good leather, if she could actually butcher sentient creatures, but alas, +catgirl leather gloves+ are not to be.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-16 23 
35675600Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 06The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress goes on a shopping spree and very nearly ruins everything forever. Just an average day in the life of a dwarf.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-21 23 
35860719Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 07The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress takes far too long to figure out what the hell she wants to tackle first, and discovers that Armok's most fervent desire is to make her suffer as much as possible.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-30 23 
November 2014
36107642Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 08The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets down to business, reaping what she sowed last thread and then dealing with monsters and puns the only way she knows how: in a ludicrously brutal fashion.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-11-11 23 
36148632Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 09The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress prevents a bloodbath in order to cause a bloodbath, gains a very important power, and then immediately gets some vague foreshadowing. Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-11-13 23 
36210424Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 10The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress makes up for an absolutely traumatizing sleep by constructing a masterwork with her own hands, gets to work traumatizing others, and is faced with a choice.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-11-17 22 
December 2014
36551881Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 11The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets sidetracked, then she gets sidetracked from the sidetracking, and finally proceeds to become a conversationalist! Not that her new skill helps any.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-04 23 
36610385Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 12The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets an absolute earful of mildly worrisome exposition before going straight into search and rescue mode! And failing miserably, except when it really counts.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-07 23 
36651205Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 13The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress teaches some people that sticks and stones can break their bones, but wrestling moves will break MORE bones even worse.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-09 21 
36728051Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 14The resident personification of Dwarf Fortress grows a little closer to her roots as a builder- and then she learns once again that magic is complete and utter bullshit.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-13 21 
36806019Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress takes stock of her injuries, bonds with someone every bit as broken as she is, and then skills up in the glorious category of HOW THE FUCK.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-17 21 
36865788Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.1The representative personification of Nintendo begins to have a day that will test her patience to its limits.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-20 21 
36925150Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.2The representative personification of Nintendo does a little verbal sparring with her eternal rival before moving off to deal with a festival day gone horribly wrong.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-23 21 
37051871Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.3The representative personification-slash-goddess of Nintendo beats the everloving snot out of her opponent, her ally, and a bit of the scenery before torturing them all by talking about metaphysics.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-30 21 
January 2015
37208265Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.4The representative personification-slash-goddess of Nintendo grills some adventurers before finally meeting back up with a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry who most certainly is not the main character. That would just be silly.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-01-07 21 
February 2015
37981458Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 16The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress quickly puts a stop to a side-character's meta shenanigans and proceeds to watch as events rapidly progress into total chaos- aka business as usual for dwarves, to be honest.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-11 21 
38048295Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 17The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress ponders the past, messes around with comparative game rules, nearly gets herself killed, and then narrowly avoids having this quest turn into something else entirely.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-14 20 
38140384Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 18The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress is joined by a staunch(?) and useful(??) ally(???), and plunges headlong into shopkeeper interrogation and free loot.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-18 20 
38229754Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 19The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress continues lowering her estimation of her interrogee's intelligence. And her ally's intelligence. And her midbosses' intelligence. And- hell, if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-22 22 
March 2015
38400801Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 20The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress deals with a pair of frienemies, leaves one shop a smoldering ruined wreck, and sets out for another shop to help a friend. And hopefully not leave it a smoldering ruined wreck.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-01 20 
38570069Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 21The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress tangles with a street-fighting martial artist, to help a super fighting robot, all while being bugged by an annoying goddess, and then they've got business with a magic-slinging dragon-slaying swordswoman. (It makes slightly more sense in context, probably.)Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-09 21 
38708393Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 22The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress learns that the holy men of Lowee aren't what they seem and watches as a goddess chooses what's best for her nation- and then, finally, charts out her course.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-15 20 
38815453Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 23The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finally, finally, FINALLY returns to the vast and glorious underground world! And promptly remembers that it's every bit as terrifying as the above-ground world.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-20 20 
38901986Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 24The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finally taps into the endless potential of her heritage and proceeds to regret it immediately because oh fuck oh fuck oh Armok what have we wrought!?Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-24 20 
38975987Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 25The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress tries to salvage everything she fucked up, and then tries to salvage everything that got fucked up by THAT, and then is forced to salvage everything fucked up by THAT attempt and...Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-28 20 
April 2015
39077883Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 26The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress suddenly finds herself dealing with something completely different, and also finds like fifty different godsforsaken ways to turn her dignity into the tattered, shredded stuff that broken dreams are made of.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-02 20 
39142923Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 27The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress, after coming off one hell of a trip, once again leaves her mark on the landscape before leaving her mark in the annals of crossbow marksdwarfship.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-05 20 
39227451Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 28The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress makes history by helping to take down a horrible monster (of her own creation) before nearly getting killed by a friendly gesture. And then, of course, she begins playing God. Or Armok. Whichever.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-09 20 
39269846Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 29The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress engages in some heartfelt anime shenanigans (entirely against her will) before learning, once again, that it's a very bad idea to say ANYTHING along the lines of "what's the worst that could happen?"Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-11 20 
39496191Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 30The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets more in touch with her roots in the most literal fashion possible, before sitting back and watching her two friends engage in horrible skinship shenanigans. And then a dwarf, a robot, and a hero walk into a bar...Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-22 20 
39535976Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 31The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress sets up a tentative friendship, chats up her friends over drinks like any normal alcohol-guzzling dwarf, and then, of course, everything immediately goes stupidly wrong in the stupidest way possible.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-24 22 
39573263Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 32The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress revels in drag-down bare-knuckled fisticuffs in order to defend her maidenly honor, which ends in- wait, what?Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-26 20 
39619116Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 33The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress takes a risk, discovers a potential source of power, and learns that sometimes, it's pretty fucking hard to let go.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-28 20 
May 2015
40289643Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 34The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress constructs a stupid dwarf mini-megaproject that will, in no way whatsoever, backfire and cause more problems that it was created to solve. On an unrelated note, violence against innocent animals is perpetrated.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-05-31 20 
June 2015
40375624Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 35The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress has the worst and the best dream all rolled up into one, and then she finally comes into her own because the dice only give crippling failure or glorious success.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-03 20 
40461051Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 36The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress decides to totally bypass an obstruction in the dwarfiest possible way, and then uses a roadblock to test out her newfound powers.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-07 20 
40504792Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 37The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gently coaxes two adventurers into a wonderful little chat with the subtlety of a bulldozer, tears straight into the dream world, and then MEANWHILE...Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-09 22 
40713310Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 38The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress peeks in on the current whereabouts of the representative personification of Minecraft, who's being grilled by the representative personification of- okay, well, it's probably shorter to say that it's representative personifications all the way down!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-20 20 
July 2015
41189365Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 39The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress comes up against an implacable guardswoman, and relying primarily on her own diplomacy... things start going south, pretty quickly.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-07-13 20 
41290400Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 40The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress sits back, relaxes, and watches two high-powered adventurers try to murder each other, all while puzzling out why the fuck Gamindustri bothered hard-coding a forbidden love tracker into the laws of the universe.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-07-17 21 
41487361Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 41The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress follows a goddess into classic territory, and then she starts digging for answers, and then she digs far deeper than she should because dwarves just can't have nice things.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-07-26 20 
August 2015
41656394Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 42The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress makes a terrible, terrible mistake that sends her to hell and back, although it might actually work out this time! Maybe. Possibly.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-03 20 
41920737Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 43The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress engages in the traditional pasttimes of any self-respecting dwarf: negligent overuse of fire, unnecessary amounts of violence, and rampant crippling bouts of paranoia.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-16 20 
41981513Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 44The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress all but ensures a future asskicking, almost gets blinded by her own ally, and then witnesses one helluva brutal takedown.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-20 20 
42097516Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 45The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finds herself tangling with someone who massively outclasses her, pulls out all the stops, and immediately regrets it.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-26 20 
September 2015
42805737Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 46The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress hashes out a plan in Telepathic-Exposition-o-Vision(tm), watches as extreme violence becomes poetry in motion, and finally catches a break. Kind of.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-09-29 20 
October 2015
42856593Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 47The representative personifications of... not Dwarf Fortress, this time! But they deal with the logistics of psychopathic outlaws, exposition, and a whole lot of trying-not-to-get-murdered.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-03 20 
42984545Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 48The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress wakes up to a realm where the stakes are higher than ever and does the only thing she CAN do under the circumstances: Strike the Earth!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-09 20 
43043951Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 49The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress catches up with an old friend- although, because her life is filled with horrible choices and terrible consequences, this all happens while they're desperately trying not to die.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-13 21 
43206802Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 50The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gambles everything she has to acquire the big shiny thing, and immediately regrets it. She regrets everything. Only the sweet embrace of oblivion will soothe her shattered dignity, for all is lost forever.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-22 20 
43322739Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 51The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress learns that sometimes, in order to take that first step forward into the unknown, she needs to Touch The Thing. Only then will she be granted enlightenment and boatloads of expository text.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-27 20 
43380412Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 52The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress spends some time trying to recruit one of the hyperdimension's many lost souls, and immediately spends the REST of her time trying not to get killed by a tragically hilarious number of things.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-31 20 
November 2015
43511382Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 53The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finally catches a break- more than one break, even- and gets to work cranking out every dwarven fortress's most valuable resource, all despite inclement "weather."Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-07 20 
43568654Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 54The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress "chats" with her newest ally, converses with an old friend, and discovers that her indelible fate is to be eternally and horrifically tormented by Armok.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-10 20 
43631493Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 55The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress deals with a hitchhiker, takes care of some routine matters, and grapples with a horrific existential crisis, what the goddamn hell.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-14 21 
43680358Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 56The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress discovers that insanity may be the one trait all graveyard-spawned adventurers hold in common, makes a !!friend!!, and faces off against a thorn in her side.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-17 21 
43781778Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 57The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gives into the Nep, which will have absolutely no long-term repercussions whatsoever. On the bright side, she manages to give an old enemy the gift that keeps on giving.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-23 21 
43880800Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 58The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress regains one of her simplest powers, and then decides to tear up the script by taking firm possession of a VERY large part of the terrain.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-29 22 
December 2015
43938744Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 59The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress keeps up her streak of overcoming obstacles in terrifyingly unpredictable ways. Finally, she's grasping what it truly means to be a dwarf.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-12-02 21 
44030732Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 60The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gives into the dark side for just long enough, and then proceeds to get her arse served to her on a silver platter by vermin.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-12-07 21 
44291959Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 61The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress breaks physics, goes way past the intended use of Dwarf Therapist, and then proceeds to break nearly goddamn everything in a fit of pique.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-12-21 22 
February 2016
45242063Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 62The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress indulges in some good old-fashioned !!PANIC!! and discovers a TERRIBLE SECRET.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-02-05 21 
45644600Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 63The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress bonds with the goddess of Nintendo, shares burning shame, and then promptly does what Nintendon'tCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-02-26 21 
45687004Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 64The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress comes up against a horror from beyond the stars, and comes perilously close to losing it all.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-02-28 21 
March 2016
45768780Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 65The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress helps someone very young indeed before going home. This still manages to be stressful. Go figure.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-03 23 
45828222Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 66The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress triples an unfortunate fairy's stress level before cleaning hou- YOUNG LADY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-06 21 
45970596Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 67The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress consoles twice the daily recommended dosage of Nep, before she's buried under a large info dump!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-13 26 
46020072Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 68The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress cancels mining Seganium: interrupted by corrupted giant cave spider.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-15 26 
46168228Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 69The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress bonds with Nepgear, gets Seganium and finds a standoff.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-21 28 
46274846Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 70The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress wastes no time in breaking up a grudge fight before starting to build a good, proper fortress.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-27 28 
46361937Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 71The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress does one last headcount, gets utilities running, and prepares for a trip to the Neppiest nation.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-31 28 
April 2016
46379404Beast in the Sky QuestYou are Isaac, a revolutionary that steals a government-owned flying fortress in the land of Prism.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship2016-04-01 12 
46399780Beast in the Sky Quest 2You discover the source of the mysterious light out on the lake, spend a day in the clockwork town of Peck, then see something unusual.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-04-02 8 
46531774Beast in the Sky Quest 3Isaac and crew rescue a damsel in distress, then make their way to Ao, only to run into two more.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-04-08 8 
46657202Beast in the Sky Quest 4Isaac and crew work out plans to get into the governor of Ao's palace, then are treated to an unwelcome surprise...Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-04-14 6 
46675887Beast in the Sky Quest 5Isaac and crew escapes the governor's palace with him in tow and makes it to his brother's, only to be given a new task.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-04-15 6 
46761531Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 72The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress roots through the Nepcave, but then falls victim to what she least expected there: common sense.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-04-19 29 
46822729Beast in the Sky Quest 6Isaac and crew face off against a group of bandits holed up in the Longfall mountains, then make their way back to Ao.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-04-22 6 
46867617Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 73The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress watches some Nepping in action, riles up someone she shouldn't, and finally contacts some friendsCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-04-24 30 
46951386Beast in the Sky Quest 7Isaac and company have a night out on the town only to discover that someone hasn't been completely honest with them.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-04-28 5 
May 2016
47088343Beast in the Sky Quest 8Isaac and crew take some things up with Kakei regarding his "employees" and learns of a darker side to Tabby.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-05-05 6 
47122658Beast in the Sky Quest 9Isaac discovers something deadly serious and must get to the bottom of it before things get much, much worse.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-05-07 5 
47207354Beast in the Sky Quest 10Isaac gets closer and closer to solving the murder and discovers something that was almost left behind.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-05-12 5 
47342116Beast in the Sky Quest 11Isaac and Tabby pay their respects at Blakkaz, then head back to the ship for more intrigue regarding the murders.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-05-20 3 
June 2016
47582962Beast in the Sky Quest 12Isaac talks business with some fellow traders.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-06-03 3 
47598230Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 74The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress finishes up a call, tells someone how they were born, sees shit go down, and deals with a tail.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-06-03 30 
47778691Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 75The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress continues mucking about Planeptune, before helping Nep with paperworKOMM, SUSSER TODCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-06-15 30 
47827336Beast in the Sky Quest 13Isaac has some chats with his crew.Sky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-06-18 2 
279414Dwarf Fortress Quest 1 & 2You've been tasked by your king to colonize a snowy frozen land south to your dwarven kingdoms. You aim to make your brethren proud. Dwarf Fortress Quest, Dwarf, Dorf, Fort, Fortress, Settlement, Civilization, Strategy2016-06-20 2 
47948283Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 76The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress cancels the apocalypse, meets a popular goddess, and does what she does best: STRIKE THE EARTH.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-06-25 30 
July 2016
351463Beast in the Sky Quest 14RIPSky Pirates, Flying Fortress, Collective Game, Air Ship, Beast in the Sky Quest, AM in the PM, AM-PM2016-07-09 1 
August 2016
48661806Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 77The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress gets the gang back together again, and channels horrifying energies into a crucial artifact.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-08-07 25 
48781909Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 78The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress gets some housecleaning done, chooses her allies, and gets blasted into the middle of nowhere.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-08-13 26 
November 2018
62644239The Long ShoreThe sun was replaced, oceans shrank, and now only the strongest and most bizarre can survive in the shallow seabedís of this new world.Dwarf Fortress, Homebrew, Worldbuilding, Crabs, Elves, Sultanate, Salt Necromancy2018-11-01 21 
September 2019
68095390Halls of Bardoz 1TG makes a ex-dwarf fort dungeondwarf,Dwarf Fortress,dungeon,worldbuilding2019-09-07 5 
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