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5/30/11: OH HEY NEW ARCHIVE PAGE. IT ONLY TOOK ME A THOUSAND FUCKIN' YEARS TO GET AROUND TO IT. Threads are in a different order now but to offset that you can make quest threads disappear like magic YAY

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March 2009
4120779Dorf Quest XXXICultist attempts to play matchmaker.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-29 27 
4119563Dorf Quest XXXGARDENING QUESTDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-29 22 
4118012Dorf Quest XXIXAldwin takes control of the Goldmoon Slayers.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-29 22 
January 2009
3301577DORF QUESTShort adventure inspired by Ruby Quest, but filled with DORFINESS and RAGE.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-03 69 
3345934Dorf Quest IV: DORFBLIVIONThe dorf attempts to escape the fucking elf swamp light shitsDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-08 37 
3343335Dorf Quest II: THE DORFENINGcontinuing adventures of a dorf. filled with DORFINESS and RAGE.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-08 43 
3345091Dorf Quest III: DORF HARDERcontinuing adventures of a dorf. filled with DORFINESS and RAGE.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-08 42 
3481137DORF QU- Wait, that's not a dorfThe Dorf has found a drinking buddy in the Manly Elf, so we're stuck with Aldwin the rogue and his child sidekick, the neckbeard-in-training.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-22 32 
3511147DORF QUEST VI: ADORFCALYPSEBeardbeard's adventure continues, now together with MANLY ELF.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-25 35 
3512634DORF QUEST VII: DORF WITH THE DEVILBeardbeard has finally replaced his lost arm, and the new one is much better than anyone expected.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-01-25 33 
February 2009
3577349Dorf Quest: The MovieRAILROADRAILROADRAILROAD. Dorf Quest Side Quest.Dorf Quest2009-02-01 16 
3577563Dorf Quest VIII: Aldwin's HeistAldwin's shenanigans continue. Involves an awesome hat. Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-01 28 
3644336Dorf Quest IX: Dorf of the Deadhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3577563/ Part 9 is found there, but this is part 10, where Beardbeard tries to bring Garrelf back to life!Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-08 26 
3646171Dorf Quest X: DorfinationBeardbeard's arm seems to have grown unruly.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-08 25 
3715410Dorf Quest XI: Dorfin Numerals Are WeirdAldwin's trials continue!Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-15 25 
3717155Dorf Quest XII: A Dorfy ReunionAldwin meets up with the entire party.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-15 24 
3718242Dorf Quest XIII: King of the ElvesGarrelf is King.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-15 24 
3780617Dorf Quest Side Story: Sci Fi Dinosaur HunterBeardbeard hunts some dinosaurs!Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-22 22 
3781790Dorf Quest IV: Dorfen RageBeardbeard is angry. Xom help us all.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-22 24 
3783722Dorf Quest XV: To Dorf A GodBeardbeard challenges Glittergold to a duel.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-02-22 30 
April 2009
4237435Dorf Quest XXXIVThe BBEG is revealed.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-10 21 
March 2009
3846024Dorf Quest XVI: Why Did I Use Roman NumeralsAldwin gets an invite from a lost friend.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-01 22 
3847908Dorf Quest XVII: Lily TimeOhfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-01 23 
3912871Dorf Quest XVIII: Dorfy DaysBeardbeard messes with a street urchin.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-08 21 
3914354Dorf Quest XIX: Dorf the WorldBrutal Victory. Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-08 21 
3915247Dorf Quest XX: Dorfen EmotionBeardbeard... made a friend?Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-08 21 
3956427Dorf Quest XXI: BelthimusBeardbeard goes dragon slaying! Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-13 21 
3958030Dorf Quest XXII: The Dragon Is DorfedKav has joined the party, but another has been lost...Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-13 21 
3976998Dorf Quest XXIII: Dorfen ResponsibilitySome more problems develop.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-15 21 
3979080Dorf Quest XXIV: Dude Where's My DaughterThe search continues.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-15 21 
3980097Dorf Quest XXV: The AftermathThe guildhall is in shambles, and oh hey, Cultist finally tells Aldwin.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-15 21 
April 2009
4239250Dorf Quest XXXVThe death of a mobster.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-10 21 
March 2009
4043841Dorf Quest XXVI: The Last One With a Sub-TitleBeardbeard tries to fix a memory.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-22 21 
4045445Dorf Quest XXVIIControl has switched to Mado.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-22 21 
4046909Dorf Quest XXVIIIExploring the Shadow Realm.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-03-22 24 
April 2009
4186919Dorf Quest XXXIIBeardbeard and garrelf try their hand at escaping the shadowy perils of the shadow realm.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-05 21 
4188057Dorf Quest XXXIIIControl has switched to Garrelf.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-05 22 
4254912Dorf Quest XXXVILily wants a god.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-12 21 
4256947Dorf Quest XXXVIIAldwin and Cultist have a new... friend. Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-12 21 
4258370Dorf Quest XXXVIIIPayment must be procured.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-12 21 
4322102Dorf Quest XXXIXControl has switched to Garrelf.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-19 24 
4397982Dorf Quest XXXXAldwinside. Some gods are acquired.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-26 21 
4400335Dorf Quest XXXXIIn which we start a forest fireDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-04-26 21 
May 2009
4465383Dorf Quest XXXXIIDorfside. Demonsun gets his reckoning.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-03 23 
4466685Dorf Quest XLIIIFate and Beardbeard have a chat.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-03 22 
4513074Dorf Quest XLIVElfside. Some time is spent in a box storage facility.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-10 20 
4514421Dorf Quest XLVRoyalty is as Royalty does.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-10 22 
4571998Dorf Quest XLVIAldwinside. Xom is let loose on society.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-17 20 
4573350Dorf Quest XLVIIAldwin, Lily, and Beardbeard get together as a party.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-17 20 
4622379Dorf Quest XLVII Part 2Aldwinside continued.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-22 20 
4643050Dorf Quest XLVIIIDorfside. Muslebeard muscles in on the action.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-24 21 
4644798Dorf Quest ILWe show Musclebeard our pride.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-24 19 
4715748Dorf Quest LElfside. The Box of Shadows finally takes effect.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-31 12 
4717369Dorf Quest LIIn which the Illithid run amok.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-05-31 12 
June 2009
4771721Dorf Quest LIIBeardside. We are trapped in a cave, and Tony Stark isn't around to build Iron Man from the scraps.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-05 13 
4773092Dorf Quest LIIIWe build ourselves a new army.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-05 12 
4871936Dorf Quest LIVDorfside again. A hunting we will go.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-14 12 
4873858Dorf Quest LVRary tells all.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-14 12 
4904119Dorf Quest LVI: Last Man StandingBeardside and Elfside! Horrors commence.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-17 20 
4905900Dorf Quest LVII: Drinking BuddiesMany fall this day. Manly tears are shed.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-17 23 
5012009Dorf Quest LVIIIAldwinside. Wedding day.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-27 16 
5013866Dorf Quest LIXFinlayside.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-06-27 14 
July 2009
5138177Dorf Quest LXBeardside. Xom has an offer.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-12 14 
5140102Dorf Quest LXIWe go after Heracles.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-12 14 
5196550Dorf Quest LXIIBeardbeard, God of Strength. Fisticuff showdown.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-19 14 
5198531Dorf Quest LXIIIGodhood acquired...Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-19 15 
5258777Dorf Quest LXIVTrolling for information about the Gods.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-26 14 
5260849Never Going To Fucking End Quest LXVSixty-five threads. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? God damn. There is also apparently a moon to conquer and city to carve. And you should be getting to it.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-26 33 
January 2001
CollectionDorf QuestYou are a DORF. Armed with your IRON AXE, you are ready to take on the denizens of the dungeon.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2001-01-01Thread Collection
January 2010
7400425Dorf Quest AnniversaryBeardbeard is bored in his godhood.Dorf Quest, Collective Game2010-01-03 18 
July 2009
5198466Dorf Quest LXIIIvbnDorf Quest, Collective Game2009-07-19 -35 
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