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November 2009
6917328Weird Que-NO BEARSHARK QUESTYet another shitty quest thread is derailed by BEARSHARK WHO GETS A MESSAGE FROM GENERAL GIANT SPIDER TELLING HIM TO FIND THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH BEARSHARK TO EAT THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER?epic derail, quest, BEARSHARK FUCK YEAH, president daughter2009-11-29 23 
April 2010
9395826Jopall Indentured Regiment/tg/ discusses a long-neglected Imperial Guard regiment of under-handed, money-obsessed scoundrels. Writefaggotry is done. 40k, Warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, writefaggotry, Jopall, Jopall Indentured Squadrons2010-04-24 7 
May 2010
9973456d20 Modern Resident EvilRules for running Resident Evil d20 Modern. Designed quite well, including all herbs, ammo, and weapons. Pregenerated level 1 of all characters in the series and originals.d20 Modern Resident Evil Homebrew roleplay awesome2010-05-22 6 
July 2010
11192160Things we are not allowed to doA long, hilarious list of things we, as players, are not allowed to do any more. Shenanigans occur.Funny, list, accident, incident2010-07-18 11 
November 2011
17059442/tg/ Meta Quest 29We begin exploring the zombie outbreak in Pennsylvania. We find evidence of at least Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, and quite possibly Return of the Living Dead zombies. We also find some survivors that tell us that Raccoon City has become the domain of some lich-king.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead 2011-11-30 12 
December 2011
17087235/tg/ Meta Quest 30We begin the assault on Raccoon City. However, bad rolls constantly get our troops hammered, and we lose the BLU team respawn tech to magic dickery.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead2011-12-03 12 
17095963/tg/ Meta Quest 31The tg diceroller continues to have us over a barrel as we continue to lose members of our team. We finally decide enough is enough, and pull out our forces in order to drill a hole down to the lich. Who then promptly uses our weapons' energies to make his escape, leaving us to deal with Vampire-Wesker. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead2011-12-04 12 
17109365/tg/ Meta Quest Planning ThreadIn which the Command Crew discusses plans and theories for the upcoming visit to Transylvania and what vampric horrors await there. Plus the usual chatter about who and what we should requisition nextCollective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-05 6 
17117963/tg/ Meta Quest 32We land with a small force in Transylvania, and begin chatting up the locals. Strahd and Dracula are at war, and signs point to their respective loves reincarnated in a single body.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-06 13 
17137538/tg/ Meta Quest 33We dress up two of the White Mages as Tatyana/Lisa, and start poking around town to try to bait Strahd and Dracula to go to open war with each other. While searching, one of our teams spots Tatyana/Lisa, but loses her. Then one of the decoys is kidnapped.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-08 12 
17161163/tg/ Meta Quest: Waiting on OP editionOP gets held up for a couple days and we fall back on plotting against the Counts, and mostly talking about what we want on our requisitions list.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-12 8 
17179943/tg/ Meta Quest 34Strahd summons Darius and the travelers from Londinium. We bullshit a story about Londinium and the Brittanica Empire, and the Emperor on his Golden Throne. Strahd seems to buy the story, and wants us to kill Dracula. Low rolls result in Strahd refusing to commit the majority of his forces, but he concedes to a diversionary attack as we infiltrate Castlevania.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-12 11 
17194517/tg/ Meta Quest 35We plan, and then execute, the breaching of Castlevania. Our preparation pays off, and we are able to infiltrate the castle, and face Dracula. It is a pitched battle, but with the strength of our Space Marines, the healing of our White Mages, the protections by our Abjurer and Psion, and 10 X-COM High Explosive charges, we defeat Dracula, and Lyla is promoted to Hero-rank.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-13 11 
17206876/tg/ Meta Quest 36We go along with the narrative, trying to catch Strahd backstabbing us in some way. When he finally offers us tainted wine, and we get confirmation of its curse, we open up a 12-pack of whoopass on Strahd and his cronies. They were not prepared to face the Knights Inductor, or battlemechs, or First Age weapons forged by Elves. Strahd goes down like a chump to the two White Mages, and we make off with his gold and a rack of his finest wines.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight2011-12-14 14 
17239971/tg/ Meta Quest 38Our Probe Droid reaches the Japan Meteorological Agency offices and makes contact with some scientists. We learn that there are insurgent forces fighting against Griffith's reign, and that Guts appears to be among them. In Antarctica, our Probe Droid there distinguishes itself, and VP-99 is almost ready to become a Hero.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk2011-12-17 13 
17273710/tg/ Meta Quest 39More information is collected about the World Pillar in Antarctica, and we have confirmation that Persona 4 characters are part of the insurgents.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-20 11 
17284731/tg/ Meta Quest 40We begin setting up sniper positions in Tokyo as we make contact with the insurgent forces.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-21 10 
17296729/tg/ Meta Quest 41We successfully convince Guts to work with us, and prepare to shake up Griffith's world.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, ACS, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-22 11 
17306889/tg/ Meta Quest 42We begin the second battle of Tokyo, as magic and mutant flesh meets more magic and advanced technology.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-23 12 
17316446/tg/ Meta Quest 43We defeated Griffith, only to realize that he was just a pawn. The true reality distortion anchor of Tokyo reveals itself. We begin heavily losing troops, and the Leopard dropship goes down.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-24 15 
17325929TG Quest: The Extended CutContinuation of discussion and planning from TG Quest thread #43 after it autosaged out. OP off on holiday until January 4th. Discussion of what to tell the Persona heroes and plans for the Antarctic showdown with Ebon Night.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2011-12-26 6 
January 2012
17397134TG Quest: The Extended Cut -part 2Continuation of discussion and planning from TG Quest: The Extended Cut after it autosaged out. OP off on holiday until January 4th. More discussion, Mostly heroes and mechs this time.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-04 6 
17425874/tg/ Meta Quest 44We begin cleaning up after the battle against the Idea of Evil. While Cheryl continues her training, we have our Antarctica team attack the Greater Shoggoth in order to access the Old One research facility.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-05 11 
17429885/tg/ Meta Quest Planning Thread post-44The standard arguing of what to requisition and what is just stupid.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-05 6 
17446362/tg/ Meta Quest 45The Command Crew is contacted by Igor, agent of Philemon, a powerful entity from the Persona Canon. He offers the Command Crew a Contract, and after much debate, the vote narrowly has us accepting.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona2012-01-07 10 
17450144/tg/ Meta Quest 46We open up one of the stasis chambers, only to fight a proto-Angel. We open the second stasis chamber, and find a shard of the World Pillar with Adam in fetus form inside. Translating the Elder Thing research reveals that they may have found the Lance of Longinus as well.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-07 10 
17456343TG Meta Quest planning thread part BLARGHYet more debate over requisitions, and even a little over our current mission. MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-09 6 
17468187/tg/ Meta Quest 47As Cheryl interfaces with the World Pillar, Ebon Night takes exception to the Command Crew staying safe in orbit, and pulls them down to Antarctica for the final confrontation. Our calculations concerning our ability to defeat his defenses seem to have been...overly optimistic as we lose the entire White Mage Team.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion2012-01-09 10 
17471475/tg/ Meta Quest 48After the cataclysmic battle with Ebon Night and Cheryl initiating Second Impact, we awaken in the Kingdom of Zeal. However, it is revealed that this is only a semi-stable time echo, and we recruit the time ghost of Belthasar to aid us.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-09 11 
17481740/tg/ Meta Quest 49We find that Gaspar and Tosh are locked up with the Mammon Machine, and we execute a daring breaching of the chamber. Queen Zeal proves that she's one tough boss, then the Mammon Machine brings something through. Ebon Night wants a rematch, and the /tg dice seem to have bet against us as our troops drop like flies.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-10 11 
17485818/tg/ Meta Quest 50The crew of the TGS Oncoming Storm and their taskforce stand bloody and weary, but triumphant over Ebon Night and Queen Zeal. With their new allies, the three Gurus of Time, Life, and Reason, they refit the Blackbird into a trans-space ship and make their escape through the space-time rift eating the temporal echo of the Kingdom of Zeal.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Silent Hill, HP Lovecraft, Mythos, Cthulhu, Castlevania, Ravenloft, Night of the Living Dead, Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Twilight, Berserk, Persona, Evangelion, Chrono Trigger2012-01-10 11 
September 2012
20750660/tg/ Meta Quest 100We start off feeling good about ourselves, finishing jobs and getting needed equipment and ammo, and then the low rolls come in. We get caught in a blowout, fight a Silent Hill-ified Combine Strider, and then meet with Bruce McGivern of Resident Evil, who's a little far from where he should be.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil2012-09-17 8 
20778132/tg/ Meta Quest 101We team up with Bruce McGivern and make our way towards Pripyat, and ultimately towards the Chernobyl NPP in the footsteps of Corporal Shephard. Then we get caught in a firefight between the remnants of the Monolith faction and the Combine.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-09-21 8 
20882930/tg/ Meta Quest 102Cheryl, Bruce, and Regina make their way to the Chernobyl NPP. They enter the main building, and begin searching for signs of Corporal Shephard.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-09-28 7 
October 2012
20937226/tg/ Meta Quest 103Losing Bruce's life to Silent Zone dickery, Cheryl links up with Shepard and we finally make it to C-Con's lair. Blowout soon, fellow Command Crew?Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-02 10 
20978779/tg/ Meta Quest 104We get some questions answered by the G-Man, wake up back with the task force, and play host to Bruce, Regina, and Corporal Shephard. And Cheryl eats cookies.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-04 10 
21061278/tg/ Meta Quest 105We finally get in touch with Yellowman (who's stuck in his own parody of Sliders), and begin our efforts on the Quarantine Zone. Man-hating Tiefling SUE Diplomancer incoming.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-10 10 
21086720/tg/ Meta Quest 106We are able to track down what we are confident is the source of the troubles in the Quarantine Zone. /tg/ dice strike again, making what should have been a routine success into an abject failure, and then we find out what kind of S.U.E.'s we're dealing with. The Godzilla Threshold is about to be crossed.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-12 8 
21099910/tg/ Meta Quest 107Found out more about the Quarantine Zone. Mindwipes required. . . for the crew to get rid of the horror.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-13 10 
21113042/tg/ Meta Quest 108We launch our attack on the Arch-S.U.E. The battle is hard-fought and then our foe insults Cheryl's dad. Blowout soon, fellow Command Crew!Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-15 12 
21142521/tg/ Meta Quest 109The fight against Chaosbringer and his corrupted Sailor Senshi comes to a head. We get knocked down, but get up again. They're never gonna keep us down. Then someone makes a stunning entrance.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-17 10 
21212864/tg/ Meta Quest 110Concurrent with our fight with Chaosbringer, the Command Crew initiates a multi-pronged plan to secure the orbital space for the task force, acquire additional assistance for our fight, and free prisoners held in Chaosbringer's Floating Palace. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-22 10 
November 2012
21464043/tg/ Meta Quest 111MechaGodzilla finishes off the corrupted EVA pilots, and we switch to the Breakout Team. We are stopped by more of Chaosbringer's corrupted minions, and Gondegal pays the ultimate price for our blindness, and we hear only the laughing of eldritch dice gods.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-11-08 8 
21522310/tg/ Meta Quest 112We successfully rescue Yuna, but at great cost. Chaosbringer is also defeated, but it costs us dearly as the Avatar vanishes. Even then, Tsunami is locked in battle with her corrupted sister, and we prepare to rescue 4 other unfortunates when 3 million ships of the Great Crusade arrive. That's just one of their advance fleets. Then they begin asking uncomfortable questions about the hungry legions of the damned we let loose on the world.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-11-11 9 
21735676/tg/ Meta Quest 116Vignettes abound, the TSAB calls for assistance as we find Kane's coordinates: the heart of the Void Engineer/New Chaos battlefield. Black Ops is moving in as well, and even Yellowman calls in to say we need to rock everyone's faces. Our ship's name "The Oncoming Storm" sums up events nicely.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-11-25 14 
December 2012
22241995The Wall that cut through alt history AmericaOP asks for setting help and gets it. A mile high wall encircles most of the Americas and the Pacific. Unspeakable Horrors from beyond raid the young United States. The Wall is scaled and guarded, but people who go beyond do not come back.Abyss, Majesty, President, Old One, Wall2012-12-28 21 
22253486/tg/ Metaquest 126The command crew spends some time with the next group and meet up with an old "friend".Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-12-28 8 
22289139TG Meta Quest 127We manage to link up with some allies, and meet yet another faction trying to get what lies beyond the portalCollective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-12-30 7 
22303270The Wall That Cut Through America: Thread 2Continued discussion occurs as the magic system is nailed down and Abyssfag makes a fool of himself several times. The dreams of fa/tg/uys rest on his shoulders... he'll probably fuck it up. Abyss, Majesty, President, Old One, Wall2012-12-31 5 
March 2013
23941788Manglemouth Quest I Homeless 14yo Clovis survives another day. Meets Sister Varya, tries to steal an owl, steals food, receives an intriguing offer, tries to avoid people.Manglemouth Quest, Rat Dentist, Collective Game, Clovis2013-03-30 9 
23975729Manglemouth Quest IIISomeone most likely regrets stealing from us and we are briefly allowed to stay with Sister Nawal and Sister Varya.Manglemouth Quest, Rat Dentist, Collective Game, Clovis2013-03-31 5 
April 2013
24345691Manglemouth Quest Day 4Clovis encounters a strange creature and learns the joys of part-time labor.Manglemouth Quest, Clovis, Rat Dentist2013-04-20 5 
24479574Manglemouth Quest Day 4-2Clovis gets propositioned by a strange woman and enjoys quality time with man's best friend.Collective Game, Manglemouth Quest, Rat Dentist, Clovis2013-04-27 4 
September 2013
27069510A.I. Quest 6 Stay ConnectedOphion makes a few difficult decisions, as he realizes the danger behind unrestrained V.I. Poseidon suffers.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, fate, prisoner, repairs, Gas, V.I., Casualties, Accident2013-09-07 20 
27334616A.I. Quest 8 First StepsOphion earns some upgrades this time around just in time for a pirate attack! The Fleet expands, but V.I. usefulness is in question.A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, computer, machine, Program0, sentience, control, fate, prisoner, repairs, Gas, V.I., Casualties, Accident, Pirate, Attack, Upgrade2013-09-21 20 
November 2013
28516649Oh the horrorOp asks which horror setting /tg/ would pick. /tg/ replies "all of them, at once."horror, parasite eve, silent hill, hinamizawa, resident evil, f.e.a.r, alan wake2013-11-27 6 
April 2014
31209169Catch The Student Council President! QuestThe Student Council President, cursed with the ability to attract girls, must dodge unwanted attention.Catch The Student Council President Quest, Comedy, Collective Game2014-04-02 13 
July 2014
33750462Phoenix Student Quest 2Phoenix Student Quest 2Phoenix Student Quest2014-07-29 -4 
September 2014
34792246Airport QuestAn exceedingly high class prostitute gets recruited for a special mission.Collective Game, XCOM, Loli STALKER, Dent,2014-09-12 6 
October 2014
35344293Long War Quest Part III In which we seduce a robot and rescue a Loli.Collective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-07 3 
35351727Accidental Idol Crime Quest 2 :MurderWhen on a date with an Idol, misunderstandings happen and people think we murdered her.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-07 12 
35429974Long War Quest Part IVIn which our team meets and interesting person and we capture an alien. Collective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-11 3 
35511879Accidental Idol Crime Quest 3: Idol CultYou are Iori Minase the idol and a cult just kidnapped your boyfriend Protag.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-14 8 
35628206Long War Quest Part V In which we meet time travelling Soviets, Shota breaks and Dave remains a dickCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-21 5 
35657424Accidental Idol Crime Quest 4: Child AbductionYour idol girlfriend has come home carrying a young child, and we immediately hear that the Mayor's daughter has been missing since this morning.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game, Oneshots2014-10-21 9 
35800381Accidental Idol Crime Quest 5: Russian MafiaIn which we peer into the past of our cab driver friend.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-10-28 8 
35842642Accidental Idol Crime Quest 6: Halloween SpecialHalloween is celebrated in an aMAIZEingly large corn maze. Then things start to get hot.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-10-30 7 
November 2014
35937742Long War Quest Part VIWe answer the phone, Rescue the Gimp and duel to the death with whiskyCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-04 5 
36058715Long War Quest Part VII - Part 1We discover our British friend won X-Com, the war became public and that the thread fell into autosage really quicklyCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-09 3 
36062206Long War Quest Part VII (Part 2)Seducing women with headbutts, Loli Riding a floater to the moon and chrysalids chrysalids everywhereCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-10 6 
36087754Accidental Idol Crime Quest 7: Russian Mafia 2You are Ivan Nabokov, and you are on your way to escaping the clutches of the Russian Mafia.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-11-11 6 
36235103Accidental Idol Crime Quest 8: Domestic TerrorismWhile out with your idol girlfriend you are accused of terrorism because of a cellphone game.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-11-18 5 
36327550Long War Quest Part VIIIIn which the Brit is kidnapped by a DutchmanCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-22 0 
December 2014
36651097Accidental Idol Crime Quest 9: Domestic Terrorism 2You are Iori Minase, and you are waking up after being kidnapped to make bombs for a nefarious group.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-12-09 7 
36903059Accidental Idol Crime Quest 10: Domestic Violence: Christmas Special!Visiting your father for Christmas puts your life in peril more than once. But what doesn't? Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2014-12-22 7 
January 2015
37252704Accidental Idol Crime Quest 11: Public IntoxicationWe celebrate the new years by getting drunk with a bunch of Idols.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-01-09 5 
March 2015
38393693Long War Quest Part IXUrban Combat and HelicoptersCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2015-03-01 2 
June 2015
40354489Accidental Idol Crime Quest 12: Domestic AbuseWe learn that acting isn't Protag's forte and that a black eye can bring Hell on Earth.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-06-03 7 
August 2015
41858085Accidental Idol Crime Quest 13: Public NudityWe're invited to a nude beach with Iori and all her Idol friends - what can go wrong?Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-08-14 6 
December 2015
44048064Accidental Idol Crime Quest 14: TrespassingWe get dragged to the top of a mountain, and the journey down is filled with peril.Accidental Idol Crime Quest, Collective Game2015-12-08 6 
January 2016
44925739DCComics Struggling Student QuestOur young "hero" may partially be responsible for the destruction of Metropolis, so he decides to GTFO quick to Gotham.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-22 27 
44965020DCComics Struggling Student Quest #2Charlie almost gets mugged, meets a girl, controls some sharks, then meets Superboy.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-24 21 
44995154DCComics Struggling Student Quest #3Charlie has a bad dream, fucks up astral projection and then gets questioned by his roommates.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-25 21 
45037561DCComics Struggling Student Quest #4ShazamQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-27 22 
45079127DCComics Struggling Student Quest #5Shazam 2: Billy Batson BoogalooQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-01-29 21 
February 2016
45185683DCComics Struggling Student Quest #6A Haunting in GothamQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-03 26 
45288629DCComics Struggling Student Quest #7Charlie bests a hellhound.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-08 22 
45366357DCComics Struggling Student Quest #8I Ain't No ThuleQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-12 23 
45466564DCComics Struggling Student Quest #9Man, that cop is a dick.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-17 24 
45566500DCComics Struggling Student Quest #10It's just one email.Quest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-02-22 24 
March 2016
45748779DCComics Struggling Student Quest #11DCCT fell alseepQuest, Collective Game, Struggling Student Quest, DC, DC Comics, DCComics Struggling Student Quest, student, magic, John Constantine2016-03-02 20 
July 2016
389674Wave Chasers (Civ Quest) #1Exiles find a new home, fantasy civ styleWave Chasers, Civ Quest, Fantasy, Resplendent Wave2016-07-25 0 
August 2016
411909Wave Chasers #2 (Civ Quest)In which the Demons all Rule 63 themselves, and Piracy happens.Wave Chasers, Civ Quest, Fantasy, Resplendent Wave 2016-08-05 0 
48671418Sibella Quest Day 2 Episode 7In which we finish up the meeting and enter an intense sparring session with cat nun.Ghoul Quest, Sibella Quest, Collective Game, Vampire, Questguy, Beating up the superintendent2016-08-10 2 
435026Wave Chasers #3 (Civ Quest)Part 3, in which the QM haitus-es.Wave Chasers, Civ Quest, Fantasy, Resplendent Wave2016-08-15 1 
49043935Sibella Quest Day 2 Episode 9In which we finish our sparring match and catch up with Sibella while our two angel partners not-date.Ghoul Quest, Sibella Quest, Collective Game, Vampire, Questguy, Beating up the superintendent2016-08-31 3 
October 2017
1939623Incidents at an Orphanage - 1 Hekah is an orphan at Edgewood Home for Troubled Children. Someone is disturbing her fellow orphans; she's going to find out who - or what.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, horror, hand holding, cats2017-10-07 9 
1957197Incidents at an Orphanage - 2Hekah recovers from an illness; meeting friends and talking with enemies; dreadful things.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, comedy, hand holding, cats2017-10-12 5 
1984855Incidents at an Orphanage - 3New neighbors; assisting Lyrica; the situation becomes more dire. Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats2017-10-19 5 
2012717Incidents at an Orphanage - 4Hekah seduces a sorceress; Jake is confronted; Lyrica pays her dues.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats, nudity2017-10-26 5 
November 2017
2033930Incidents at an Orphanage - 5Jake spills it; graveyard visitations; lessons in time.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats, nudity2017-11-02 5 
2054970Incidents at an Orphanage - 6Lovin' your twins; hunting haunts; grave situations.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats, nudity2017-11-09 6 
2076808Incidents at an Orphanage - 7New friends, old enemies, and grave errors.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats, nudity2017-11-17 6 
2097871Incidents at an Orphanage - 8Confrontations; Rules and rights; hunting the haunters.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats, nudity2017-11-25 5 
December 2017
2113401Incidents at an Orphanage - 9Darkling vs Vampire again; what happened to Crookie; revenge and final death.Incidents at an Orphanage, collective game, horror, nightmares, orphans, weird, magic, urban fantasy, blood, hand holding, cats, nudity2017-12-01 7 
November 2018
3017028Umbrella Laboratories Quest: The Darwin InitiativeWe start off in Africa, much blessing of the rains was involved.Resident Evil, Totally-Not-Wesker, 2018-11-17 9 
February 2019
64346236Bioweapon GeneratorAnons make tables for creating Resident Evil style monsters and labs, create abominations.biotech, bioweapon, resident evil, generator2019-02-01 4 
August 2019
3728980Brood Quest 3The Brood Hivemind is in Disarray as the King and Queen have seemingly lost the will to live. Brood quest, brood champion, sci-fi, space/interplanetary, identity crisis2019-08-19 0 
January 2020
4022961Resident Evil Quest: Run #1Daisy Dixon is just a normal chef in Raccoon City, USA, on the 24th of September, 1998, and absolutely nothing could ruin her birthday.Collective Game, Resident Evil2020-01-27 37 
February 2020
4103897BOW QuestResident Evil DnDDnD, Resident Evil, RPG2020-02-25 0 
December 2020
4527603Tribes RP quest Ch. 3Old conflicts around the globe reached their conclusions while mild one started to grow and spread to previously unnaffected tribes.QM2, civilization, civ, rock age, bronze age, neolithic, nomad, sedentary, civil war 2020-12-09 10 
January 2021
4563548Tribes RP quest Ch. 4The conflicts remain, with the fishmen civil war preparing for it's major battle yet with the unexpected arrival of the tengu to aid a sideQM2, civilization, civ, rock age, bronze age, neolithic, nomad, sedentary, civil war2021-01-10 11 
March 2021
4647750Resident Evil Quest: The ReturnAfter a year of absence, Resident Evil Quest returns with the continuing nightmare of Daisy Dixon and her attempts to escape Raccoon City.Collective Game, Resident Evil2021-03-12 7 
May 2021
4728809Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme #2GBDNATE, madscience, monstergirls, genderbender, psychicLeo Moreau infiltrates a middle school in the disguise of an exchange student! Complications ensue...2021-05-03 1 
May 2022
84398883practical usage of Umbrella Corporation BOWs and associated technologiesWhat traits would actual weaponized bioengineered monsters require to be practical and how could they be integrated into an actual military?worldbuilding, monsters, military, resident evil, umbrella,2022-05-12 0 
July 2022
5311042Student of Magic: Thread OneMeet Mel, aspiring mage and recently exile to the Spellwild. She's going to learn magic, fight monsters, and try to find enough to eat.StudentOfMagic, Magic, Adventure, Student of Magic2022-07-19 6 
August 2022
5347014Student of Magic #2In which Mel solves a mystery plaguing her neighbor and prepares for a skeletal showdown. StudentOfMagic, Magic, Adventure, Student of Magic2022-08-02 5 
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