No.

No.

Alrighty basic commands are check inventory(INV) check sanity(SAN) look (at anything), Grab (objects) you can post whatever you want to do these are just some basics, the important one is check sanity, the rest are common sense. Louis wakes up in a white room.

Eh I'll save the thread.

I don't know why though; I hate quest threads for the most part

btw not furry, Louis is an otaku and thinks his cat hat is cool...jackass.

Kill Self

check sanity

>otaku
Who the fuck referred you here?

Get out. I was willing to let you go do what you wanted but then you started fucking trolling.

I'd grab that hand-scythe off of the wall next to you, I mean if spooky shit is going to go down, you might want to be prepared.

Commit Suicide

Louis is sane but confused not confused enough to kill himself though.

>>6917629


CAST TRANNYTRANCE LVL1
START JERKING OFF

Slam Dick in Drawer

>>6917629
I'd be confused too, the scythe just disappeared. Took that small onyx bead too.

>>6917687 Why would Louis do that?

Stand up

lol it were a question mark, anyone got an actual idea like chacking thing or at least standing?

>>6917713
Because that is how he rolls

rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4

>>6917732
Extend hook-hands to drawer.

You know there's a website MEANT for shit like this. Here, I'll link you to the exact board.

http://www3.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/

Loius stand up his head hurts.

Please stop. Please.

Louis opens drawer and finds a key and a pallpoint pen.

I meant ballpoint lol.

look at the south wall

lick the pen

Proceed to pleasure yourself with the pen.

SUDDENLY A BEAR SHARK EXPLODES INTO THE ROOM IT IS TERRIBLE !!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

Louis checks the south wall but there is nothing, Louis licks the pen and feels stupid.

STAB BEAR WITH PEN! STAB BEAR WITH PEN!

>>6918035
lol how'd you know?!?

>>6918047
>>6918058
>>6918049
YOU TRY YOU TRY BUT IT SEEMS THIS BEAR SHARK IS IMMUNE TO PENS. OH GOD THE PAIN.

THE TEETH. THE TEETH AND PAIN DEAR LORD WHY DOES PAIN HAVE TO HURT THIS BAD!?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE BORN SO DELICIOUS!?

Seems the 4th wall or ceiling is not closed off. Let's escape through the roof if we can, or just walk out through the open wall.

>>6918092
Too late, I presume this is now Bearshark quest.

Try to put the pen in it's nose before you die!

The pain stops. The bearshark wins the game. Nice try everyone. You bled a lot more then the others, and the pen just so happened to be red and it made it look like there was even MORE blood.

So bleeding achievment points for everyone HUZZAH!

>>6918106
WE ARE NOW THE BEARSHARK.

FINISH EATING OUR MEAL, AND FIND MORE PREY

Have the bearshark try to find another room with Delicious Player characters

>>6918137
No, we are full, that means we must travel the world to mate.

But we are the last of a mighty race of warriors. Feared by all on the land and in the sea. Our journey will be a bittersweet one, to walk and swim till the final day when nothing but a wake of blood remains behind us to be remember forever.

>>6918137
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THE BEAR SHARK?

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE A BAD ENOUGH DUDE!?

You guys need a sanity check. will some enter an action.

...oh god I fucking love you First

rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8

>>6918172
BLOOD AND THUNDER MOTHERFUCKER

>>6918172
Maybe first. maybe. But we must. There is only one bad enough dude to save the president.

Awesome hijack is awesome

OP is hive mind, make my reality.

We make a sanity check.

...

THE RESULT IS 'BEAR'

LET'S GO FUCK UP SOME PEASANTS

>>6918172
HELL YEAH
>>6918178
Wish you were cool enough to be the bearshark

and then louis was the Bearshark...not really

Rubyquest rip off successfully hijacked.

Ruby was awesome because it was new and unexpected, Making a quest with MSpaint people and saying "Hey guize, Ima make a quest with MSpaint art and mindfuck gore" and expect it to work like Ruby did because that's not the point. Ruby was cool because it was new (I think the first quest thread) and unexpected, anon likes surprises. Make something new and unexpected.
You cannot replicate the original's success by imitating it. You must find something new.

>>6918216
With thunderous footsteps you emerge from the shadows of the dark dungeon beneath Generictown. These are simple farming folk, they quake with fear in your presense. They go to thier knees and beg for thier lives.

Do you evolve mercy?

>>6918236

I really , really miss Dickquest, it where hella fun

>>6918179
>>6918184
>>6918185
YEAH YOU ARE A BAD ENOUGH DUDE YOU DECIDE.

THEN YOUR AWESOME SUPER SPY WRIST WATCH BEEPS AND CURSES AT YOU. OH GOD IT IS GENERAL GIANT SPIDER.

"BEARSHARK. YOU ARE THE ONLY DUDE WHO CAN SAVE THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER FROM TERRORISTS. THEY TOOK HER, BUT SHE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE DELICIOUS. WE NEED TO EAT HER BEFORE THEY KILL HER FOR SOME REASON"

WAT DO!?

>>6918254
LOCATE TERRORIST WHIT MY TURD POWEREDE RADAR

Wow. not even out of the first room, unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12

>>6918254
FIND DAUGHTER

EAT AND FUCK EVERYTHING

The idea of quest threads aren't bad, it's basicly that they've all become pretty similar.
As >>6918236 said we need some new concepts.

>>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE BORN SO DELICIOUS!?


god damn you, why did I laugh so hard?

>>6918254
We use our spy watch the summon our '89 Ford Pinto and get on our way.

EXCEPT IT ISNT JUST SOME PIECE OF SHIT PINTO! WHEN WE STRAP IN IT TURNS INTO A FIGHTJET-HELICOPTER-SPACESHIP!

THESE ARE TITAN TERRORISTS, THE MOON AROUND SATURN

>>6918292
FUCK YEEEEEEAH!

NOW FIRE THE LASERS

>>6918309
LASERS FUCK LASERS

LASERS ARE FOR FUCKING PUSSIES LIKE YOU

WE BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF TITAN WITH ANTI-BEARSHARK

THATS SOME MOTHER FUCKING QUANTUM BULLSHIT PHYSICS BEAM THAT FIRES SO MUCH SUCK AND LAME AT THE HUNK OF ROCK IT FUCKING EXPLODES OUT OF SHAME.

>>6918332
NOW ALL THATS LEFT IS TO FIND THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGTER AND EAT HER. OUT, IF SHE'S HOT.

Read the note.

>>6918254
Rampage through the nearest village until you find a terrorist scumbag, then INTERROGATE HIM!

By which I mean eat him then search his belongings for clues.

>>6918269
>>6918292
>>6918309
>>6918332
>>6918348
YOU WANT TO DO ALL OF THESE THINGS THEY ARE GOOD LONG TERM GOALS. YOU ARE A BEARSHARK OF VALUES AND HARD WORK.

YOU SUMMON UP YOUR FUCKING CAR THAT TURNS INTO AN AWESOME SHIP AND YOU TAKE OFF FOR MOTHERFUCKINGDICKWAFFLINGAWESOME

SPAAAAACE

YOU FUCKING LOVE SPACE AND CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE AND THEN EAT A DELICIOUS PRESIDENT DAUGHTER.

>>6918400
FIRST GO TO THE MOON AND PRESSGANG DRACULA INTO PROVIDING BACKUP. IF THESE ARE TRUE SPACE TITAN PIRATE TERRORISTS THEY'LL HAVE SOME SNEAKY PLOTS, AND NOBODY IS SNEAKIER THAN DRACULA SO THEN WE SHOULD BE FINE.

YOU USE YOUR BEAR-DAR TO PICK UP LARGE AMOUNTS OF DELICIOUS. YOU'VE FOUND THE PLANET

TEROOOOR-3Z. IT IS A TERRIBLE PLANET FILLED WITH TERROR. TERRORISTS BEGIN SHOOTING AT YOU. THE RACISM OFFENDS YOU AND YOU HATE WHOEVER DREW ALL THIS BUT THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE.

Fire:
BearMISSLES
SHARKlasers
TURTLEGUN
FLUXDECONFREEDOMIFIER

Now louis is dead, he's trolling /tg with the ghost of Gary Gygax as we speak, also they have lazors

Wow this DM is shit RAILROADING!

>>6918498
No

For a job like this

Fire the kitchen sink

>>6918534
...ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO FIRE THE KITCHEN SINK? YOU'VE NEVER PRESSED THAT BUTTON BEFORE. ITS GOT A SKULL ON IT. AND IT IS RED.

ARE YOU SURE!? Y/N?!

>>6918534
No.
No way.
You can't... you can't do that
The kitchen sink, it's unthinkable
Do you KNOW what that will do?

>>6918574
Hesitation?

Is that Hesitation?

We don't not do things. We are the Bearshark!

/Y/

>>6918597
Fuck, he's right. FIRE THE KITCHEN SINK!!!!


Follow it up with the whipped creme cannons.

>>6918574
FUCK YES KITCHEN SINK YOU ARE A BEARSHARK YES

>>6918575
>>6918597
>>6918608
>>6918609
YOU REMEMBER WHAT AN AWESOME BEARSHARK YOU ARE AND YOU HIT THAT BUTTON LIKE YOU HIT THESE TERRORIST GUY'S MUSTACHE'D MOTHERS ...WITH YOUR DICK!

BUT YOU HIT THE BUTTON WITH YOUR FIN. SO HARD IT FUCKING BREAKS.

JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHERS DID THEY EVEN SHOT FIRE AND SPARKS JUST LIKE THIS IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE

OH DEAR SWEET BABYSHARK BEARJESUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PLAY GOD!?

>>6918638
you know what?
FIRE TWO MORE MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN SINKS!!!!! THROW IN A TOILET TOO!

>>6918648
This is almost too easy.

OH NO

WHAT IF THIS WHOLE PLOT IS A SET UP BY OUR ARCH-NEMESIS BADGERDOLPHIN?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>6918655
YOU WANT TO BRHA. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS NOT DONE EXPLODING A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THEIR PLANET YET.

AND THE BUTTON IS BROKE.

THE TERRISTS ARE DEAD AND THEIR PLANET IS DOING SOME SCIFI BULLSHIT WHERE IT SUCKS INSIDE ITS SELF LIKE THAT STUPID NEW STARTREK MOVIE HAHA.

YOU DON'T HAVE LONG TO FIND TARGET DELICIOUS DAUGHTER OF PRESIDENT.

WAT DO!?

>>6918692
PRESIDENT'SDAUGHTERSEEKING PLUNGER!!!!!
FUCK THE BROKEN BUTTON WE"RE GODAMN BEARSHARK WE DON"T NEED NO FUCKING BUTTONS!!!!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BUTTON THAT YOU CAN'T FIX

WITH YOUR PAWS

>>6918677
Don't you say his goddamn name around me you MOTHERFUCKER.

He's dead to me ever since.... that night..

>>6918712
FIX IT? WITH PAWS? WHAT KIND OF BADGERDOLPHIN SHIT ATTITUDE IS THAT? WE FUCKING BEARSHARK IT INTO WORKING! THAT'S RIGHT, WE SIT THERE AND WE BE A BEARSHARK AND IT STARTS TO FUCKIGN WORK BECAUSE WE'RE THE FUCKING BEARSHARK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>He's dead to me ever since.... that night..


When he left us, cold and alone, with a child to raise by ourselves.

>>6918724
DONT FUCKING BLAME ME WHEN HE FUCKING DOES SOMETHING THEN

THAT GUY ALWAYS HAS SOME NEFARIOUS PORPOISE AT HEART

USE OUR MANLY BEARSHARK SCENT TO DRAW THE PRESIDENT DAUGTER TO US

BICHES CAN'T RESIST OUR TESTOSTERONE-FILLED MUSK

>>6918752
HIS CHILD.

THAT BASTARD DUMPED HIS KID ON US THEN DROVE OFF.

FFFFFF-

>>6918705
>>6918712
>>6918705
>>6918712
>>6918741
YOU ARE A GREAT BEARSHARK, BUT YOU LEAVE THE TECH STUFF TO THE FROGMONKEY.

YOU DO MANAGE TO FIND THE PRINCESS THING DAUGHTER WHATEVER. AND USE THE PLUNGER TO GRAB HER. OH SHE IS FREAKING HUGE WOW. SERIOUSLY WHOA. THIS COULD FEED YOU FOR MAYBE LIKE...

10 MINUTES.

THE PLANET IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.

>>6918783
HE TOLD US HE WOULD BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

HE NEVER CAME BACK.

THE KID SMELLED FUNNY.

THE LITTLE BITCH STILL DOES.

>>6918800
HIT THE GTFO BUTTON

>>6918800
SHIT IF THAT PLANET EXPLODES THE DEBRIS WILL DESTROY ALL SENTIENT LIFE IN THE SYSTEM

QUICKLY KNOCK THAT BITCH INTO THE PLANETS GRAVITATIONAL FIELD TO TAKE ITS PLACE THEN CHUCK THAT PLANET INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN

THEN COLLECT OUR FUCKING REWARD FOR SAVING EVERYONE SORRY ASSES
From us

>>6918831
>From us
But they shall never know that.

Unless we need to intimidate some bitches. In which case they will.

>>6918810
,.....wh....why do you keep reminding me of ......

.......that night...

>>6918844
DO YOU WANT TO REMEMBER THAT NIGHT!?

Y/N?

>>6918817
It's broken, we hit the kitchen sink button so hard ALL BUTTONS EVERYWHERE FUCKING BROKE THE ALL BROKE BECAUSE WE'RE A FUCKING BEARSHARK FUCKYOUFUCKYEAHFUCKER!!!!

>>6918853
Y

>>6918853
>Y

>>6918844
The night that kid drove HER away...

Y

>>6918857
>>6918861
>>6918879
BEARSHARK: I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY POPTARTS I KNOW I BOUGHT SOME AT THE STORE, AND I HID THEM SO OUR KIDS WOULD NOT FIND THEM I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE AND THEY TASTE GOOD.

HIM: "OH I'm sorry I ate them. I thought they were free game."

>>6918917
HIM: "....uh...I...I'll...go get some more for you. I'll be ...right... back..."

>>6918917
And then... we were forced to eat our adopted starving Ethiopian children.

THEY WERE ALL BONE

IT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE

Oh and I guess we loved them despite being smelly.


BUT THEY TASTED TO BAD

>>6918917
>>6918956
I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT THE MEMORY IS BURNED INTO MY BEARSHARK FLESH THE NIGHT THAT I WAS LEFT ALONE WITH OUR BEARSHARKDOLPHINBADGER CHILD.

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THIS!? WHY?

THE PLANET IS EXPLODING AND IT IS TOO LATE TO SAVE IT SINCE THAT MEMORY TOOK SIX HOURS.

YOU CAN HIT WARP SPEED: FUCKINGFAST.

DO YOU WANT TO ESCAPE OR DIE? YOU ARE PRETTY SAD AFTER ALL

>>6918979
FUCK THAT.

TAKE A THIRD OPTION.

USE THE ANTI-BEARSHARK

FIRSTQUEST, EVILQUEST

I LOVE YOU GUYS

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

>>6919006
...OF COURSE THE ANTI-BEARSHARK. HOW COULD YOU FORGET? ...YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES BUT IT COMES IN A HANDY SPRAY CAN!

IF YOU SPRAY IT ON YOURSELF YOU BET SOMETHING AWESOME WILL HAPPEN.

Y/N?

>>6919047
N

SPRAY IT ON THE PLANET

>>6919056
THROW THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

>>6919056
SPRAY IT ON EVERY FUCKINGTHING

>>6919073
I AM TIRED AND I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP SO. HAHAHAHA I ACTUALLY GOT ONE OF YOU GUYS TO FALL FOR THE TRAP

YOU SAID SPRAY IT ON EVERYTHING WELL BEAR SHARK IS PART OF EVERYTHING AND SO HE STARTS WITH HIMSELF HAHAHAHAHA IM IGNORING THE LOGICAL CHOICES FOR MY OWN GAIN.

BEAR SHARK FEELS PAIN AS HE IS DESTROYED BY ANTI SPRAY STARTING WITH HIS OWN BRAIN.

THERE WILL NOT BE A NEXT TIME, BUT BE GLAD THAT BEARSHARK WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU IF A TROLL SHOWS UP AND TRIES SOME OF THIS WEAK ASS SHIT!

>>6919112
....good night sweet prince. Bearshark emperor of bearshark kind.

>>6919112
NO! NOOOO BEARSHARK

>>6919112

Oh, a rubyshit clone! GTFO, take your furshit with you.

>>6919154
Way to miss the most epic thread in recent history by looking only at the OP.

BEARSHARK DOES NOT FORGIVE YOUR FAILURE

>>6918268
>>6918519
>>6918533

You cannot recover from your fail so easily. If ever.

BEARSHARK IS TRIUMPHANT

Bearshark died for your sins so that no mater how dull or bad all quests threads may be deep down not a single one is a failure so long as they hold Bearshark in their heart.

This thread... Firstquest... Evil...

ALL BRILLIANT

>>6919161
It's a quest, and a shitty one at that. Don't need to know nore.

Firstquest is god teir

>>6919184
No shit retard. Someone knew it was a shitty quest and a troll so they turned it into something funny as hell instead.

laughed so hard I cried

>>6919173

>>6919200
Point: Someone didn't let it die without replies.

>>6919256
People were not letting it die, and the OP was a troll he would of kept bumping it genius.

I love when people sage a thread and understand nothing.

>>6919184

Your ignorance of this thread is appalling. Leave /tg/ and never return.

I'm so happy.

>>6919289
>he would of
Why is it that you hate English so much?

SHITTY THREAD TURNS INTO EPIC THREAD

ALL HAIL THE BEARSHARK

archive thread?

>>6919798
Already done. A fine example of a thread totally worth archiving.

Oh god..... the laughter. I can't breath. It hurts so good.

...Dear lord this is amazing