Hey guys, in celebration of April 1st, I'm running a special oneshot today!Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandOther Works:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witcheshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=magical+girl+hunter+quest"WILL THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT PLEASE REPORT TO THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE."You're suddenly jolted awake by the loud blare of the school intercom. Glancing around dumbly, it takes a few seconds for the initial awakening amnesia to wear off before you realize that the announcement was referring to YOU. As a result, literally all eyes on the classroom, including the teacher's, are staring directly at you.>Might as well go see what the Headmaster wants. As the StuCo Pres you have an image to uphold.>Well, the school day is nearly over, and it's Friday. This is a perfect opportunity to ditch class early.>Other
>>31209169>Well, the school day is nearly over, and it's Friday. This is a perfect opportunity to ditch class early.>follow the rulesnothx
>>31209169>>Might as well go see what the Headmaster wants. As the StuCo Pres you have an image to uphold.Heh, I think this quest might replace PJ Quest once it's done
>>31209169>>Might as well go see what the Headmaster wants. As the StuCo Pres you have an image to uphold.
>>31209169>Might as well go see what the Headmaster wants. As the StuCo Pres you have an image to uphold.
>>31209169>Might as well go see what the Headmaster wants. As the StuCo Pres you have an image to uphold.So who's the headmaster going to be...
>>31209224Knowing Merc, it might be Knight Puncher
>>31209169>>Well, the school day is nearly over, and it's Friday. This is a perfect opportunity to ditch class early.
>>31209242That's what I'm worried about.
>>31209169>Well, the school day is nearly over, and it's Friday. This is a perfect opportunity to ditch class early.
>>31209260How so?
>>31209366For me, it gets old after a while having the same characters get rehashed over, over, and over again.Again that's me and I'm just hoping it's not happening is all.
>>31209420I can understand what you mean but I just take it as a Tsubasa/Xxxholic approach to it so it doesn't bother me as much.Except for Faylnn and lucas...those two bother me,Faylnn not so much now after Cyberidol quest
>>31209468Obviously lucas needs to appear in Cyber Idols Quest.
>>31209504As a generic solder who gets a bullet to the head.
>>31209169You sigh and get up."You can pack up your things. Class is almost over anyways." Your teacher Mrs. Jenner says. "Okay." You nod and stuff your books into your bag. You were going to do that anyways, but whatever. You then walk out of the classroom, ignoring all the hushed whispering between the girls as you pass them. You've pretty much gotten used to at this point.However, while you were intending to go the office like you said you would, you take a quick detour to your locker to stow your bag. Not like you were going to do any homework over the weekend, anyways. You key in your combination and open the door.Only to have a literal wave of pink, scented envelopes pour out, like clockwork. Shaking your head, you brush out the few remaining love letters still stuck in your locker and place your bag inside. You don't even bother picking up the envelopes. The janitor usually took care of that.STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL LADYKILLER>(cont)
>>31209539It's been like this for the past four years you attended Stormlord Academy. All because of some fucking magical cat. One day, this damn black cat came along and asked if you had any wishes. Thinking it was all just a prank, you jokingly wished that you could "get along better with girls."And now you've become the object of affection for literally every girl in the academy. You won your position as Student Council President because you literally netted 100% of the female vote. Now the girls wouldn't stop pestering you, and all the guys disliked you out of jealousy. God, what a pain in the ass. You'd give away this "power" the first chance you could get.You finally reach the Headmaster's office and knock. "Come in!" You hear a cheerful voice say.Stepping inside, you see the Headmaster sitting at her desk like always. You do NOT like the smile on her face.Thank god your "power" only worked on girls at or near your age."Well, Mr. President, do you know what day it is?">Yeah, I totally do.>Um, I totally forgot.>Other
>>31209559>Yeah, I totally do.
>>31209559>Other>Not a fucking clue.Be the bad boy.
>>31209559"Friday."
>>31209605>>31209559Smart-ass answers always win my support.
>>31209559Friday>>31209539>dat Chifuyu secretary
>>31209605Heh heh, I like this
>>31209559"It's Friday"
>>31209559>>Yeah, I totally do."But let's look at the schedule anyway!"
>>31209559>>31209605Gotta get down on Friday
>>31209559.....KARLAAAAA!Okay now that I have that taken out of my system.>Um, I totally forgotRochelle is aim her sights on Ladykiller.I have mixed feelings on that.
>>31209559>Um, I totally forgot.
I wonder if it's gonna be like Carnival Phantasm.
>>31209559"Yeah, I totally know what day it is." You nod. "Friday."The Headmaster chuckles. "Well, that much is true. But you don't even remember, do you.""Yeah... no. I'm drawing a blank here." You shrug."Well, Prom is next week." The Headmaster gives you a sly grin. "You know what that means."Oh... oh no. Your face goes pale and you break out in a cold sweat."That means today is the annual Student Council President Hunt!" The Headmaster continues with that cheerful look on her face. "Do you remember what that entails?""Um, yeah, but can you repeat it? Just in case I missed something.""Ha, you're lucky the girls are always willing to handle all the bureaucracy for you." The Headmaster smiles. "Well, as you know, our Academy caters to... 'unusual' and 'exceptional' students who specialize in a varying number of fields. In order to keep keep their skills honed and sharp, we always introduce an element of competition to our curriculum. For Prom Night, we make a bit of a contest. Which ever girl manages to 'claim' the current Student Council President becomes the Prom Queen! Traditionally, it's always been a highly successful event, though this year, with your special 'ability', this will be the biggest Hunt we've had yet!""Don't I have a choice in this matter?" You say, suddenly feeling nauseous. (cont)
>>31209987"Nope!" The Headmaster laughs. "Once all nonparticipants leave the school grounds, we'll seal all the exits for three hours. Whichever girl who manages to claim you and secure you until time elapses is the winner!""Again... can't I just pick a girl?""Where's the fun in that?""I distinctly do not remember agreeing to any of this.""This is why reading fine print is an important skill to learn!"Goddamnit."Anyways, it looks like the Hunt is starting right about... NOW!" The Headmaster gets up from her desk and shoves you out of her office. "Have fun!"She then slams the door behind, you and you hear a loud CLICK as the lock engages."ATTENTION STUDENTS. THE ANNUAL STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT HUNT HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS, ALL EXITS WILL BE SEALED AND EMERGENCY SERVICES WILL BE SUSPENDED! PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WHILE FIGHTING IS ALLOWED, YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO KEEP COLLATERAL DAMAGE TO A MINIMUM!"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. You need to figure out what to do.>You gotta hide somewhere!>You have to find a way to escape the school!>You need to arm yourself!>Other
>>31210012>You gotta hide somewhere!
>>31210012>You have to find a way to escape the school!Is there roof access.
>>31210012>>You need to arm yourself!
>>31210012>You have to find a way to escape the school!maybe there is a sewer tunnel we can get out by.
>>31210012>OtherTry to find some boys to help you buy yourself some time.
>>31210012>>You have to find a way to escape the school!Gotta keep moving, idleness means death
>>31210012>won't work>impossible>why?[x] OtherStart a fire.
>>31210039I'm not sure the roof is a good idea, it may trap us.
>>31210074You obviously need to do more hardcore parkour.
>>31210012>>You have to find a way to escape the school!Well at least we know Morgan will flub her shots considering her previous luck.
>>31210012>OtherArson is sounding mighty appealing right now...
>>31210012>You have to find a way to escape the school!Our weapon is our Slam.
>>31210090we should look for some tunnel access to escape by. i bet this place is walled and too high to climb. well, unless there are trees we could use.
>>31210012>You have to find a way to escape the school!I bet there is a trash shoot or something that might lead outside. Or perhaps a ventilation shaft?
>>31210102Great, now Dice God will make her shots hit...
Rolled 8>>31209169>special one shot questdidn't you say that about CIMQ and MGHQ?
>>31210057They all hate us. Also I'm pretty sure they as boys are the noncombatents
>>31210185MGHQ was to test the waters. CIMQ was intended to be a series from the start.
Rolled 1>>31209559>All because of some fucking magical catFUCK YEAH MONKEY PAW WISHES AND LOKI THE EVIL COMPANION CAT
>>31210102I have to admit, that was a low-blow. Prepare to get wrecked by her.
Rolled 20>>31210220I see. I need to figure out which witch/magical girls/ALL OF THE QUESTS were originally going to be oneshots that exploded into series.
>>31210102She will have Rochelle as a spotter.Julie and Mellisa will do a head long charge.Cole will just be Cole. take that as you will.We will surrender ourselves to tarin.
>>31210012Okay, okay, you gotta stay calm and not panic. If you could escape the school, you'd have a chance. The only problem is that you're the administration block, which is in the exact center of the school....which the Headmaster just called you to. Goddamn, she was a clever witch. Okay, so you had a few options. The main hall connected to Admin, and it was a literal straight shot to the front gates. Even if they were locked, you were pretty sure you could at least try to scale the fence. The only issue was that it was the most obvious route.You could try taking the roofs. You knew the gym actually bordered the northern fence, so you could actually leap over from there. Then again, it was quite risky. Parkour always was, and you knew there were at least a couple girls who were way better at it than you were.Your third option was to make a run through the main classroom block, which led to the maintenance yard, which contained a back exit. That gave you a lot of options to maneuver, but, again, there were sure to be a lot of girls there."ATTENTION STUDENTS. THE TARGET IS CURRENTLY HIDING IN THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING."Oh, that was just NOT FAIR.>Go for the main hall.>Go for the roofs.>Go for the classrooms.>Other
>>31210356I am ok with that tarin needs to win sometime
>>31210381>>Go for the roofs.
>>31210381>Go for the roofs.Lets fall to our death!
>>31210381>Go for the classrooms.Use their numbers against them, make them trip over themselves.
I'm confused. Why are we running, exactly? Sure we should avoid the landwhales but we're going to end SOMEONE eventually.
>>31210381>>Go for the classrooms.DO AS CREED WOULD.THEY WOULD NEVER EXCEPT A DIRECT CHARGE RIGHT THROUGH.
>>31210381>>OtherStart a Fire.then>Gor for the roofsThat will slow someone down
>roofsUse our awesome traceur instincts. What do you think we do when we skip school? (Not that it doesn't get use when we're in the process of skipping school. Those truant officers are fast.)
>>31210381>Go for the roofs.
>>31210381>Go for the classroomsRoof seems to obvious. Plus I bet there is some bullshit up there to prevent that escape too. Like an electrified fence or something
>>31210381>>31210452Ooh, fire is good. Always good.Changing my vote from:>>31210439
>>31210381>OtherTime to set things on fire
>>31210381>Go for the classrooms.
>>31210381>OtherHold the headmaster pc hostage. She's known to be a man-eater, as most of the staff know, as well as a not insignificant number of male students. There's got to be some pictures of her conquests!
>>31210381>>OtherFire.
You know, we are neglecting an important meta-strategy here:Getting "captured" by the least odious girl we can find. I don't know whether or not there *has* to be a winner, or if the administration will just drag us back in for round 2 if we successfully escape.With that in mind:>>31210381>Go for the classrooms.
>>31210595Get "Captured" by the girl we already knew and wasn't affected by this whole thing.
>>31210652... So the one who was already a lesbian stalker?
>>31210447>>31210595>>31210652>FIGHTING IS ALLOWEDEven if we pick one and surrender to her, she then has to evade everyone else with us so that doesn't really make a huge difference if she gets the shit kicked out of her by a hamplanet/mutant/bitch.
>>31210652What about a bribable trap?
>>31210652So are we getting into a new round of lesbian waifu wars?
>>31210595You know, thinking on what the principle said, it's who has us at the end of three hours that gets us for prom. So technically, it be hard mind, but we could be caught and if we get 'unsecured' by the end, we get out scot free
>>31210704Morgan may be a threat there, disguising herself as an ally.
>>31210689It's a three hour time period, right? So how about we get the girls to fight each other for us?
>>31210381You briefly consider setting fire to school just to spite the Headmaster, but you didn't exactly have any ignition sources on hand, nor did you have any time to set things up, considering you could already hear footsteps of people approaching. And even in the event you managed to get one going, the fire suppression systems would just snuff it out, making the whole thing a waste of time. You know this because a certain <Super High School Level Pyromaniac> tried it once.You decide to make the dash for the roof. Either way, it would reduce the number of girls going after you. You rush up the stairwell and open the door, only feel a whoosh of air as something zips by your head. You instinctively duck back into the stairwell. Look to your side, you see a tranquilizer dart stuck into the roof.There was only one girl who would do that. You risk a quick peek out the stairwell and see a glint of light on the school clock tower.MORGAN<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL SNIPER>Well, whatever you do, you couldn't stay here.>Make a run for it.>Retreat back into the building.>Other
>>31210674>>31210727I thought we were male.>>31210689Perhaps use that as a backup plan if we can't escape? Just throw ourselves into her arms at last second.>>31210704Stop messing with boner.
>>31210740>Make a run for it.
Yeah this doesn't make any fucking sense. I know it's April Fools, but you've got to have some reason to motivate me to participate, Merc.>>31210740She's cute. Surrender to her.
>>31210740>>Make a run for it.
>>31210740>>OtherSurrender to her then escape when other girls come around.
>>31210740>>OtherWave hi to MorganThen>Make a run for it.
>>31210740Surrender!Hopefully she brought enough tranq rounds for everyone.
>>31210740Snag that tranq dart for later and skedattle!
>>31210740>>OtherFoment chaos. Tell Morgan you're really a girl.
>>31210740>Seduce her.other are chasing me, you can only have me if you take care of the rest!
>>31210740>otherflash herwhile she's stunned make a run for it
>>31210748Wait, our gender was never specified.Funny how we just assumed.
>>31210740SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!
>>31210740>Leg it
As long as she doesn't have Valkyrian Powers, we'll be fine.
>>31210811Either gender makes this hilarious really.
>>31210740>OtherFeign surrender. Wait for her to tranq the rest of the female population of the school. Then run.>>31210748Huh; maybe it was one of the pictures that gave me that impression. I don't think it's ever stated.
>>31210807Heh heh, supporting this.I hope we are a girl.
>>31210811>>31210842>We are actually Bear
>>31210847>>31210811Now that I think about it, class president in weaboolandtoons is generally a grill. I take back objection.
>>31210860Only the principle has noticed. It's why she finds this so hilarious.
Rolled 10, 9, 14 = 33>>31210740You decide to try and make a run for it. Going back down wasn't an option.>roll 1d20
Rolled 5>>31210927
Rolled 19>>31210927Runn'in
Rolled 20>>31210927
>>31210944Nice one
>>31210944Looks like Dice Gods love my rolls for Morgan. The consistency is amazing.
>>31210942>>31210944boooo
Rolled 19>>31210927WEEEEEEEEe>>31210944Pffftttt.Cuntblocking your morgan. AAHAHAH
Rolled 1>>31210927rolling...>>31210942>>31210944NICE!
>>31210942>>31210944So, did Morgan snipe other girls to keep them away from us?
>>31210986why the fuck would you roll after seeing the third roll you fucking idiot
I just come to a realization. Magical Cat things do not contact guys.We're fucking Alice.Quick, find Leo!
Rolled 6, 18, 14 = 38>>31210944Fortunately, you had to deal with Morgan's shenanigans before, and you knew all the little tricks and mannerisms that came along with her sniping style. Morgan was the type to take her time between shots, and moving quickly and unpredictably tended to throw her aim off. You liked to call it the "Serpentine".As you dash and zigzag along the Admin roof, you can see quite a few tranqed girls. Looks like Morgan inadvertently made your job a bit easier. All the while, you can hear the whizzing of darts as they passed by you. You could just imagine Morgan getting all angry and flustered that her shots weren't hitting. You found she was always the cutest like that.Finally, you leap off the Admin roof to the adjacent cafeteria building. You slide behind an AC unit to catch your breath. While the Serpentine was effective, it also took a lot of energy. You're actually not sure how long you could keep this up.Suddenly, the cafeteria roof door swings open, and on the other side is a girl wearing tactical gear over her school uniform with a rifle in hand. She quickly waves at you to come to you as she fires a burst of fire at Morgan's position.ROCHELLE<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL COMMANDO>"Come on, President!" She yells.>Go with Rochelle.>Take your chances with Morgan.>Other
>>31211055What if they do, and THIS is Leo?
Rolled 13>>31211074>>Take your chances with Morgan.She'll snipe Rochelle for us.
>>31211074>Let them take each other out. Mad dash across the roof.
>>31211055You know, the Headmaster addressed us as "Mr. President".
>>31211074>>Take your chances with Morgan.We can beat her!
>>31211074>Go with RochelleSurrenderfags, unite!
>>31211074>Take your chances with Morgan.As much as I hate to say it, I think she will still miss her shots.
>>31211046Forgetting to take the email field out? The fact that it doesn't matter with any responsible QM, because they'll ignore any late rolls to avoid muckery with crits?Calm down.>>31211074>Go with Rochelle.Gotta go with Rochelle here. Morgan might get smart and realize we might have no intention of playing nice and tranq us just to be sure.
>>31211074>Go for the classrooms.Let's see what happens?
>>31211074>Go with RochelleIt's a pretty good choice actually. Plus She's armored, so there's going to be a lot of darts wasted on her.
Rolled 8>>31211084>>31211055what if genderbent Alice?
>>31211074>>Go with Rochelle.She;s helping us
>>31211046the best of five rolls? sorry guys. >>31211074>Othercan't trust her either! fake her out by pretending to go with her, but shove her out to the roof and close and lock her outside. it should give us time to escape.
>>31211146What if genderbent Egan?
>>31211074>Go with Rochelle.
Rolled 12>>31211168oh godwhat if genderbent Carol
What if not a reused charaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI JUST APRIL FOOL'D MYSELFBECAUSE THIS IS MERCHE ONLY HAS ONE SET OF CHARACTERSSeriously dude can't you ever just run a quest with new people in it instead of copypasting the VMQ cast?
>>31211107Ah shucks.
>>31211084We surrender to alice.>>31211146Surrender to Leo.
>>31211215Pararescue Witches?
>>31211074>Go with Rochelle.One of the Producer's best daughteru! She will save us/
>>31211215You seem to have a serious shortage of fun. I don't know why you ever thought this would be a serious quest.
>>31211245u 4 reel?>>31211258I don't find cardboard cutouts and references to characters I don't know 'fun'.Also, a quest doesn't need to be serious to make sense. Or have a reason to participate.I'm out.
>>31211214What IF Carol?What if fight Carol?
Rolled 17>>31211299oh godthe horror
Rolled 6>>31211298seeya sucka
>>31211074Well, at least Rochelle could be depended on. At the very least you could tag along with her while she kept the other girls off your back. You dash and slide through the door as Rochelle fires one last burst and shuts the door."Thanks for the assist, Roch." You breathe."Don't mention it." Rochelle says as she reloads her gun."You're not using real bullets, are you...?""Paintballs." Rochelle rolls her eyes. "Like I'd ACTUALLY shoot any of my classmates.""Considering my current situation, I wouldn't be surprised.""Well, we just have to find a place to hole up. My club room is probably the best bet.">Go with Rochelle to her club room.>Convince her to take you closer to the fence.>Other
>>31211298Goodbye then.
>>31211338>Convince her to take you closer to the fence.
Rolled 16>>31211338>>Go with Rochelle to her club room.Yessss. Fall into her trap
>>31211338>>Convince her to take you closer to the fence.
>>31211317we would not survive that!
>>31211338>Convince her to take you closer to the fence.Couch it as "having a route of egress".
>>31211338>Convince her to take you closer to the fence.And get ready for CQC
>>31211338Figure out if she's interested in us for our body or for protecting us.
>>31211338>>Go with Rochelle to her club room.I know this is a trap, but I believe in her!
>>31211298Wherever life takes you, fair well. Good luck, and Moot speed.
>>31211338>Convince her to take you closer to the fence.>>31211317>>31211352I don't think the school would survive that.
Rolled 11>>31211298and nothing of value was lost
>>31211338>>Go with Rochelle to her club room.I am ok with going with her
Rolled 5>>31211373Would anything survive that?Seriously, Carol's final form is probably akin to the Brethren Moons of Dead Space 3
>>31211298Since when has Merc ever planted the entire VMQ cast in? Sure, he puts in a character here or there, but it's more self referencing than hijacking the quest.
Rolled 4>>31211408Hell, does CIMQ even have a VMQ char?I'm only just reading it, but I have yet to find one
>>31211446Falynn from VMQ2
>>31211446One of the support staff that gets recruited is a VMQ migrant.Hell, Merc's personal favorite Tarin hasn't even shown up in CIMQ yet.
Rolled 7>>31211465huh
>>31211498The superior Faylnn compared to the original one who makes me angry
>>31211519The original made you angry?
>>31211602It's best if you don't mention what happened during VMQ2...
>>31211338"Hey, Roch, we should probably head closer to the fence.""Why?" Rochelle raises an eyebrow."Well, you know less avenues of attack for the enemy, right?""True..." Rochelle nods. "Okay, we'll post up at the norther fence, then. Here."Rochelle then hands you a small pistol."It's a tranquilizer pistol. Single shot. In case somebody slips past me." Rochelle says. "But I doubt that will happen.""Um... thanks." You blink. "Come on, we have to get through the cafeteria." She says.Rochelle leads you down the stairs, using her paintball rifle to drive away a few more girls trying to get at you. You finally descend to the ground floor, and Rochelle carefully opens the cafeteria doors."DOHOHOHOHO! Looks like you've fallen into our trap!"Peek over Rochelle's shoulder, you see two girls dressed in very frilly costumes. You recognized them as Mirai and Alice, from the Magical Girl Appreciation Club.MIRAI<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL MAGICAL GIRL>ALICE<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL PARTY POOPER>"We'll be rescuing the President from your evil clutches, Rochelle!" Mirai says proudly, pointing her lance at both of you. "Isn't that right, Alice?""I just wanna go home..." The raven haired girl sighs. "I'm tired and this costume is suffocating me...""Focus, Alice! Our objective is right there!" Mirai yells.>Fight>Retreat>Join the Magical Girls>Other
>>31211602You have no idea.It's very badTo the point where I can't stand to Watch the Valkrie Chronicles series anymore.
>>31211626>>31211644Why don't you just link me the relevant thread and I'll find out what you're talking about?
>>31211640>>Fight>OtherTell Alice to join our side and we'll set up a date with Leo for her!
Rolled 15>>31211640>>Other"Alice! Give us a hand and you can go home!You might need to bring Mirai home too though."
>>31211640This
>>31211690>>OtherI support this option. One girl wants to go home, so do we! She can help!
>>31211640>OtherPlay everybody against each other. Alice clearly does not like her costume. Say she looks cute in it.
>>31211640>>31211687Do this.>>31211690Add this to sweeten the deal
>>31211644>I can't stand to Watch the Valkrie Chronicles series anymore.Wait, you able to watch it before? Bullshit.>>31211690This
>>31211640>Othera combo of these two might work>>31211687>>31211690
>>31211674Well... You see, there was a huge ass waifu war between Morgan and Lucina. Morgan got the early lead, but died down because we wanted more development on the other girls. One day, we decided to play as Falynn for a few threads, but got the shittiest dice rolls ever. This caused her to be essentially be beaten up by the enemy. When she returned to camp, she asked the MC out. Then we voted to be her boyfriend instead of turning her down, thereby destroying all the progress made on Morgan, Lucina and the other girls.I still regret it this day that I did not stay awake long enough to vote to turn her down...
>>31211729The video games series, the manga, basically everything that has the name on it
Rolled 3>>31211744hugely truncated and your bias is showing.
>>31211744Also, it was a tied vote.To be honest, I wanted to play as Lucina
>>31211640>>31211690>>31211687>>31211690A combo.Sorry Mirai, Alice has a better target
>>31211769Well it was between Lucina and Morgan but other then that it was spot on. >>31211785Me too.
>>31211785I'm reading some of the thread. I don't understand why you're playing the nice guy MC. I'd be interested in playing Lucina in all her socially awkward glory.
Rolled 13Playing as Falynn for those threads was the most glorious thing though.Everyone screaming, crying and shitting themselves.
>>31211744I noticed that your puking of ideas seemed to be somewhat accurate, Armchair. Did you know more than you should have?
>>31211816I would have accepted Falynn losing, getting captured, and disappearing from the quest for a bit. It would have really given the quest a strong emotional punch.>>31211810>>31211815In my head canon, Lucina has two other siblings. One that inherited all the worse traits of their parents, and other that inherited the best balances of traits. Then it turns out that Lucina is actually the one that inherited the worst traits all along.
>>31211872BROTHER!!!LIQUID!!!
>>31211640Hmmmm, from what you could tell, it would be a relatively simple matter to turn Alice, provided you could sufficiently persuade her...>roll 1d20
Rolled 9>>31211905
Rolled 14>>31211905
Rolled 16>>31211905COME ON!
Rolled 6>>31211905Headgames.
Rolled 16>>31211905yeah
Rolled 2>>31211905AHAHA
Rolled 20>>31211905
Rolled 2>>31211905NAT FUCKING 20 TIEM or an abysmal failure
>>31211941Damn, I was too late.
Rolled 18>>31211905
Rolled 16>>31211945almost an abysmal failure
>>31211864Well when Merc asked for character concepts, all I did was send a general outline of a Trap character that was running away from home. There were some similarities in reference images (i.e. Blue eyes, white hair), and having fangirls, but that was about it.
>>31211919"Hey, Alice, if you handle Mirai for us, then you'll have nothing stopping you from just going home." You say."T-trying to corrupt my best friend? You fiend!" Mirai cries. "We'll have to banish that evil spirit possessing you, isn't that right, Alice?""Yeah, sorry, he has a good point." Alice says conking Mirai on the head from behind with a food tray, knocking her out. "Okay, you two can go ahead." Alice sighs, hoisting up Mirai's unconscious body. "I'll handle her from here.""Thanks, Alice." You grin. "And for the record, you DO look real cute in that costume."Alice's face goes crimson red and she literally passes out, falling on top of Mirai.Huh."Good job, President'." Rochelle grins. "Didn't even have to fire a single shot.""Yeah, well, it was nothing." You chuckle, your pride inflated a bit."Come on, we have to keep moving."The two of you press your way into the kitchen, where you're intercepted by your Disciplinary Committee Head. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" Julie bellows. "Students aren't allowed in the kitchen, you know!"JULIE<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL ENFORCER>Julie was wearing her signature SWAT armor, and blocking the cafeteria's back exit."You won't get past me!" Julie says, getting her shield and nightstick ready.>Try to fight past Julie.>Find an alternate path.>Join Julie.>Other
>>31211744Wow. Falynn's pessimism trait is pretty terrible.2 and 3 are so common, she'd crit fail all the time.
>>31212054>Other: See who wins and go from there.
>>31212054>Other"That is why i'm trying to leave the place. So please step aside Julie." Use our charm on her!
>>31212054>Other Distract Julie, their is a huge fight and a sniper on a roof without authorization. We need someone to protect the peace
>>31212054>OtherToss various food and condiments at her to try to distract her and maneuver around her.
>>31212054>>OtherTell Julie that there's greater rule breaking being done by the cooking club. Have you seen their monstrous delicious looking cake?
>>31212054Recruit Julie! She and Rochelle have worked together, the mutual friendship should make it easier to get her, and when we pit them against each other they're going to appeal to each other's friendship so much that they'll not notice us leaving.
>>31212054>Try to fight past Julie.
Rolled 5>>31212054>>Other"HEY LOOK ITS A JAYWALKER."
>>31212164Look Sir Osrik, AN EVILDOER!
>>31212054>>31212114>Other>Toss various food and condiments at her to try to distract her and maneuver around her.Throw a soda can or potato masher and yell GRANATE.
>>31212054>OtherTell her some delinquents are planning to set up a wall of fire in the main hall and that would be most certainly a safety hazard for everyone inside the building
>>31212054Can we bribe her? >OtherOffer her a hamburger if you get out of here alive.
>>31212054>Other*pointing with a look of shock behind her* OH MY GOD! A DISTRACTION!
>>31212054"Come on, Julie, we're all friends here, right?" You say. "Besides, there's probably a whole lot more rule breakers out there! Like, Morgan's sniping people from the clock tower, and girls are literally beating each other up over me!""School rules are suspended for the next two hours." Julie says sternly. "And I plan to win this event like anybody else!"Aw crap.That's when Julie charges forward, shield raised. Rochelle fires her rifle, but the paintballs spatter uselessly off Julie's shield. Rochelle merely sets her rifle aside and draws her own nightstick. Though she wasn't as heavily armored as Julie, she was definitely more mobile, and kept dodging away from Julie's attacks.>Help Julie>Help Rochelle>Ditch the both of them.>Other
Rolled 3>>31212277>>OtherWatch and shout encouragement to both.
>>31212277>>Ditch the both of them.
>>31212277>Help Rochelle
>>31212277>Ditch the both of them.
>>31212277>>Ditch the both of them.Hate to say it, but ladies are out to win. Let's not kid ourselves, Rochelle is after us too.
>>31212277>Ditch the both of them.Freedom!
>>31209169Is Henrietta the teacher? Is Kanako the cafeteria lady? Is Nureha still a slut?
>>31212277>Ditch the both of them.Clearly the best option. What could go wrong?
Rolled 18>>31212347Nureha will escort us around the school
>>31212347used goods are best goods
>>31212277>Help RochelleWe might need her help in the future. We want to save the tranquilizer.
>>31212277>>Help Rochelle
>>31212277>Help Rochelle>>31212339>Rochelle is after us tooNo shit, but she gave us a one use tranq gun. We can use it on her after she's paved the way to the fence.
>>31212277>>Help RochelleShe's helping us for now.We use her until the fence
>>31212444I have a feeling that she may be prepared for that.
>>31212490Well if that's the case, I don't mind if she wins.But we have to try
>>31212277You decide to help out Rochelle. After all, you needed her help to get you to the fence. You keep careful watch, looking for an opportunity to attack. Julie had some pretty thick armor, so your avenues of attack were pretty limited. >There's a lot of heavy pots and pans here. Strike Julie from behind!>Try and tranq Julie.>Tackle Julie.>Other
Rolled 11>>31212522>>OtherHug JulieRochelle will take care of the rest when she freezesMight as well throw her a bone
>>31212507I hope the tranq. round we have isn't weaker in strength than her regular ones...>>31212522>>There's a lot of heavy pots and pans here. Strike Julie from behind!
>>31212522>Try and tranq Julie.
>>31212522>Tackle Julie.If you know what I mean
>>31212522Yeah, basically this:>>31212531
>>31212531why the hell not
>>31212522>>31212531This
>>31212522Is Tackle hug an option?
>>31212531Yes, do this. Julie is nice girl, she can't win but we have to be nice
>>31212522>>There's a lot of heavy pots and pans here. Strike Julie from behind!
>>31212531i will second this.
>>31212522You manage to take position behind Julie and leap forward, hugging her from behind."A-Ah! P-President!" Julie stammers and hesitates.Rochelle also pauses, a look of surprise and indignation on her face at your perceived betrayal. You wink at her to let her know that now is the time to strike. Rochelle focuses Her hand shoots forward and grabs Julie's neck. You hear a faint crick and Julie drops like a bag of potatoes, her armor clattering on the floor."What the hell was that?""Sleeper hold." Rochelle says simply. "My Dad taught me that."Scary. Suddenly, the wall behind is shatters as a massive robot steps through, its gun arms pointing at you and Rochelle."PRESIDENT. YOU WILL GO WITH MASTER-CREATOR TO THE PROM. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY." It rumbles, its weapons clicking and clacking as they arm themselves."No way, Falynn wouldn't have her robots shoot me." You frown."DESTRUCTION OF KNEECAPS IS CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE. MASTER-CREATOR HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO CONSTRUCT REPLACEMENTS."Oh dear lord."FIVE SECONDS HAVE ELAPSED."Both you and Rochelle duck behind a counter as the giant robot fires its autocannons, slathering the entire kitchen in a rainbow of multicolored paint."How are we supposed to fight that thing?!" You yell."Well," Rochelle takes out what looks like a big block of clay. "I didn't really want to use this, but we could always blow it up.">Yes, we really need a big boom right now.>Oh hell no. We're going to make a run for it.>Other
>>31212765>Oh hell no. We're going to make a run for it.
Rolled 12, 16 = 28>>31212765>>Oh hell no. We're going to make a run for it.
>>31212765>DESTRUCTION OF KNEECAPS IS CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE. MASTER-CREATOR HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO CONSTRUCT REPLACEMENTS.Oh god, my sides.
>>31212765>Yes, we really need a big boom right now.Let's do this
>>31212765>>Oh hell no. We're going to make a run for it.
>>31212810Don't let her break/destroy our legs, or else it'll turn out like Misery.
>>31212765>>Yes, we really need a big boom right now.
>>31212765>>Yes, we really need a big boom right now.Fuck the chairman
>>31212765>>OtherI need to talk to Falynn, put her on.
Rolled 14, 8, 7 = 29>>31212765"Just RUUUUUUUUN!" You scream, taking Rochelle's hand and sprinting for the back door.>roll 1d20
Rolled 2>>31213005nat 1 inc
Rolled 18>>31213005
Rolled 5>>31213005
>>31213014Damnit, can't believe you dice gods. So close.
Rolled 20>>31213005Guess we're running.
>>31213038son of a bitch
Rolled 1>>31213005
>>31213059Perfect.
>>31213038>>31213059.....damn it all.
Rolled 11>>31213099This is all your fault
>>31213059Did you not see the roll before yours?
>>31213145no
>>31213017Fortunately, if Falynn's ED-209 was anything, it was anything but accurate. Its autocannon shells fire wildly, spattering the kitchen with even more paint, but you and Rochelle manage to sprint through the back door and into the gym. You were getting closer to your objective.>roll 1d20
Rolled 20>>31213185
Rolled 19>>31213185
Rolled 12>>31213185
Rolled 1>>31213185
>>31213192>>31213201Yes.>>31213215Nooooooooo.
>>31213192Welp, end quest, it was a good but short one.
Rolled 11>>31213205>>31213215DODGED A FUCKING BULLET THERE
>>31213215Dodged a bullet there.
>>31213192
>>31213215wasn't me this time!
Rolled 12>>31213262Ironically, I rolled the 20, then you rolled the 1.Then I rolled a 1 after the first three were rolled.Karma? Or the mocking laughter of the dice gods. You decide
>>31213222roll 4, only yes
>>31213192"Watch out, President!" Rochelle pulls you to the side as you see rays of jagged light shoot past you. It was a goddamn lightning bolt, which could only mean..."Tch, lucky dodge." COLE<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL ELECTROMASTER>Oh balls. "Oh come on, President, don't tell me you're gonna date that stick in the mud." Cole spits. "Step off, Cole. Nobody wants anything to do with a no good delinquent like you." Rochelle scowls."Ooooooh, it looks like daddy's little girl has claws!" Cole cracks her knuckles. >Help Cole>Help Rochelle>Make a run for it.>Other
Lucina or Tarin are probably stalking us right now.
>>31213319>>OtherLook up, it's look like its gonna rain today. Bolt when she follows suit.
>>31213319>>Help RochelleTake Cole out of the picture and we'll deal with "regular" girls.
>>31213319Ah shit>Make a run for it.No point in getting between these two.
>>31213319>>OtherMake Cole Blush! Rochelle can deal with it.
>>31213330I like it.
Dear God I'm actually enjoying this drivelIs this what it feels like to be overtaken by the warp?
>>31213319>Make a run for it.
>>31213330Are there any sprinklers or anything we can use to start a fire?
Rolled 12>>31213319>>Make a run for it.are we near the fence yet? Please say we are, we should make totally awesome jump over it
>>31213319>Help Rochelle
>>31213319>Otherthere has to be a garden hose around here.
>>31213319Trigger the fire alarm, if their fighting for our dick might as well make it even
Rolled 3This is kind of scary/It's like looking in an alternate verse where cole and rochelle didn't get along.
>>31213319>Help Cole
>>31213319>>Help Rochelle
>>31213342
>>31213382It's a shame. I wanted more interaction with Alice. Shame she fainted.
>>31213342You gotta admit, when Merc wants to pander, he knows how to pander.
>>31213319>OtherYou know, there's no reason why you two can't share
>>31213319>Make a run for it.Time to skidaddle
>>31213422>BAD END
>>31213319Apply logic to Cole's abilities, lightning doesn't work that way!
>>31213422>worst possible answer.jpg
>>31213319>>Make a run for it
>>31213319help rochelle
>>31213319Thinking fast, you glance over at the wall, where you see the fire alarm switch. While Rochelle and Cole are distracted with their little catfight, you pull the lever. Immediately, the entire campus screeches. Catching on to what you were doing, Rochelle raises her rifle and shoots it at the ceiling, setting off the fire sprinklers.Immediately, the entire gym is drowned in a torrent of water. Cole shrieks as her body sparks and fizzles as it reacts negatively with the water. One powerful punch from Rochelle is is all it takes to knock her down."Always wanted to do that." Rochelle massages her fist. "Are you all right, President?""Yeah, I'm fine." You nod. Rochelle then reddens slightly and turns away. "Y-yeah. I see that." Confused, you look down and realize that the water was soaking into your white shirt, making it slightly transparent. The water was doing the same to Rochelle's uniform, as well."Ah, um, we should keep moving." You say nervously. You might be going crazy, but you almost think you might be starting to like her!"Y-yeah." Rochelle nods, regaining her composure. She raises her fake rifle and leads you to the back door, and nearly to freedom. Already, you can see the north fence.Unfortunately, there's somebody already waiting for you there."The Headmaster left very specific instructions not to allow you to leave school grounds." Lucina says resolutely.LUCINA<SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL SUPERSOLDIER>Awwwwww shhhiiiiiiiit.>Use Rochelle as a distraction.>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.>Join Lucina.>Other
>>31213636>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.We've been doing well with Rochelle, let's keep it that way.
>>31213636>OtherPANIC!
>>31213636>>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.>>Join Lucina.might as well go with best girl
>>31213636>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.lets put our charm to the test
>>31213636>Use Rochelle as a distraction.FREEDOM!
Rolled 12>>31213636>>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.Rolling to seduce.
Rolled 20>>31213636Can we tranq her?
Rolled 9>>31213636>>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.
>>31213636>>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.OtherHave Lucinia join usMake this happen, I'm still hurting, I NEED THIS
>>31213686Why yes we can!
>>31213636>Join Lucina.
>>31213636>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.>Join Lucina.
>>31213636>>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.Get Lucina to join our side
>>31213636>>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.I HAVE KITTEN AT HOME!
>>31213636>Try to seduce/distract Lucina.offer her a dance if she lets us on by
>>31213636>Othercan we use 'fluff hair' against her?
>>31213636>Othertranq her.
>>31213636"Shit, I don't think I can take Lucina on in a fight." Rochelle says. You can see her visibly shaking, you don't think it's from the cold."Don't worry, I got this." You say.You're not sure how well your seduction powers would work on Lucina. She always had the emotional stability of a block of granite. But it couldn't hurt to try.>roll 1d20
Rolled 7>>31213847
Rolled 6>>31213847
Rolled 2>>31213847COME ON
Rolled 7>>31213847ask her on a date, she's just got to get us away from here
Rolled 5>>31213847
Rolled 12>>31213859>>31213865>>31213868Worst time to fail a roll
>>31213859>>31213865>>31213868Welp...
Rolled 8>>31213859>>31213865>>31213868SHIT EVEN NOW, I KEEP GETTING DENIED
Rolled 18>>31213847bwahahah she's immune.
>>31213859"Hey, Lucina baby, you want how about you just step aside and let us pass, and I'll promise you at least one dance next week?" You say with all the charm you can muster."That's not going to work on me." Lucina says coolly. Well shit.>Cut and run.>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.>Other
Rolled 15>>31213891WHERE WERE YOU?
Rolled 16>>31213904>>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.Shiney!
Rolled 1>>31213847dice roll, go!
Rolled 3>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.
Rolled 6>>31213904>>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.Get even closer.Reaaaallly?
>>31213904>>Cut and run.
Rolled 19>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.
>>31213904>>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.
Rolled 3>>31213908I was eating an apple. Didn't have to post anything
>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.THAT!
>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THATmein body is ready
>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.we take our shirt off and let her have it. see if she buckles under that.
>>31213904>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.
>>31213904>>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.do iiiiiiiiit
>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.We're going full Nudist Beach on here aren't we?
>>31214034We're going to use something even better.
>>31213904>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.Why is this thread so great?
>>31214047What's better than Nudist Beach?
>>31214086You'll find out soon enough...
>>31214086Satsuki Kiryuuin
>>31214097Well good thing we're not against her then!
>>31214094any time now...
>>31214424maybe he will post faster if we post skeletons
>>31213904spectacularly, never was there a better time to fail.>>It looks like you're gonna have to use THAT.having passed every previous diceroll
>>31214453
Rolled 7>>31214454Lucina's a hard nut to crack. Not sure if we're going to succeed in our latest attempts
Rolled 8Merc is kill?
>>31213904>Sorry about that, got distracted for a bit!Well, it looks like you had no choice. You had to use THAT. Your Final Resort. Your Nuclear Option. Your Ultimate Sanction. You really did not want to use It, and only saved It for the most dire of circumstances. The last time you tried it, the CDC had to be called in because they thought the school had been hit by some sort of epidemic.You reach up to your soaked shirt and pull it open, sending buttons flying in all directions and exposing your bare chest. As you do this, you wave your head around, causing your fluffy hair to swish in the air. A bright light engulfs the school, and you can hear the screeches and moans of the the school's entire female population. They didn't even have to SEE it. The mere feeling of it happening within their vicinity was enough.And Lucina catches the full force of it. You see her nose start to bleed and she her eyes roll up as she collapses on the ground, utterly incapable of withstanding your incomprehensible amounts of swag.Finally, you take a breath and the effect breaths, and you drop to your knees. That technique always took a lot out of you, and you were suddenly feeling dizzy and nauseous. You see something shiny on the ground, and realize that Lucina had dropped a set of keys. No doubt you could use those to unlock a side gate. You could escape!However, you pause for a second and turn around to see Rochelle, also unconscious. It didn't quite feel right, leaving her there, after all she had done for you.Plus she was still soaking wet. She might catch that lethal Japanese Cold.>Bring her with you.>Leave her behind.>Other
>>31214697>Japanese Cold.That is not to be fucked with>Bring her with you.
>>31214697>>Bring her with you.>Take Lucina as well
Rolled 18>>31214697Give her your jacket/shirt and cover her up. Nice and warm and comfy
>>31214697>Bring her with you.is the last boss going to be her dad PRODUCER
>>31214697Kiss her forehead to warm her up, then leave
Rolled 16>>31214697>>Bring her with you.hnnghPity shes so young in Cyber Idols. And also a daughteru.
>>31214697>Bring her with you.
>>31214697>Bring her with you.looks like we have our date then.
>>31214697>Take both girls
>>31214697>>Leave her behind.disregard classmatesacquire freeom
>>31214697>OtherBring Both
Rolled 17>>31214697>>Leave her behind
>>31214697>>Leave her behind.
>>31214697>Bring her with you
Rolled 19>>31214697>>Bring her with you.Cant see a reason to bring lucy along.
>>31214697>>>Leave her behind
>>31214697>Take both
>>31214697>OtherBring both.
>>31214697 >>Bring her with you.
>>31214697>Leave her behind.why would we be able to carry two different people and escape.
>>31214697>OtherBoth Girls
>>31214697>>Bring her with you.
>carrying away the ultrapowerful antagonist that on waking might try to take you back to the school>after you already used THAT
>>31214697>>OtherBring them both.
>>31214697Bring Both
Why are we bringing the one who tried to stop us
>>31214697Take both of them
>>31214946She resisted our seduction.Might be a good buffer
>>31214946it's /tg/ it's a female characterdon't bring logic into this
>>31214946Cause it's Lucina. Also don't think Rochelle had different motivations.
>>31214969a what?
>>31214992in case Rochelle jumps our bones
>>31214946Yes
>>31214946Twosome, duh.
>>31215021as soon as she can she's just going to follow headmaster's orders and drag us back.and we'll be utterly unable to stop her now. running from her is the only way.
Ugh, 4chan ate my post now I gotta type it all over again.
>>31215057Should probably type it in Google docs, then copy it over.
>>31215051During the fight, we use that as our getaway
>>31214697>>Bring her with you.Pick Rochelle up like a sack of potatoes and book it like sonic.
>>31215057>>31215085That or notepad(++) or openofficeAnything really..
>>31215105Google docs has the benefit of autosaving. Also being cloud storage in case your computer dies.
>>31215122The point is something with autosaving so stuff like this doesn't happen, yes?
>>31215142Yeah, so it becomes impossible or very unlikely to lose stuff you wrote.
>>31215089it would be infinitely easier to take out rochelle ourselves than to escape Lucina, surely.
>>31215169Especially considering that Rochelle herself said she can't take on Lucina.
>>31214697While you were tempted to bring both Rochelle and Lucina along with you, the roiling pain in your stomach reminded you that you were not exactly in any physical condition to carry two girls at once. Your special technique was more draining than you had thought. Sighing, you pick up Rochelle in a fireman's carry. You quickly exit the school grounds and make your way to the nearest bus stop. The bus driver gives you a funny look as you enter with wet and ragged clothes, carrying an unconscious female student. However, having to drive many of the other students to and from the school ever day, it was safe to say that this was not the strangest thing he had ever seen. The driver just sighs and motions for you to sit down.As the bus takes you home, you see an entire convoy of emergency vehicles rush past on the opposing lane. Considering the school's long tradition, you figure the local emergency services were experienced enough to have a quick response time.(cont)
>>31215201Finally, you reach your house. Rochelle is still out cold, so you carry her to the door. You briefly check if your parents are home and breathe a sigh of relief that they were not. Way too much to explain. You set Rochelle down on the sofa and cover her up with towels and blankets before going to your room to change out of your wet and tattered clothes. Dried off, you head to the kitchen to make some hot chocolate. You believe she'd appreciate that."Well, that was an amusing turn of events.""GAH!" You scream, nearly dropping the kettle you were holding. You turn to see that fucking cat, sitting on the kitchen counter as if it had always been there. "What the hell are you doing here?""Oh, nothing." The cat purrs. "I was just wondering. What will you do with that girl? She's obviously gone through quite the experience for you.""What's it to you, cat?" You narrow your eyes, your hand slowly inching towards a nearby frying pan."Just curious." You can swear that cat was smiling smugly at you.>I might... ask her to prom.>I'm just returning a favor.>Other
>>31215219Ask the cat to prom.
>>31215219>>I'm just returning a favor.
>>31215219>>I might... ask her to prom.
>>31215219>>I might... ask her to prom.>>I'm just returning a favor.Tsundere
>>31215219Take him out with a laser pointer to the eyes,
>>31215219>Other"I'm gonna feed you to her. Do you think you go well with ketchup?"
>>31215219>I might... ask her to prom.>Kill the cat.
>>31215219>I might... ask her to prom.inb4 that was her plan all along
>>31215219"I figured I'd introduce her to you. You like wish granting right?"
>>31215219>I'm just returning a favor.then distract him with a laser pointer
>>31215219>I'm just returning a favor.Shit, I don't fucking know.
>>31215257Working pretty well.Wind and Sun, Wind and Sun.I'm a sucker for these types anyways.
>>31215219>I'm just returning a favor.
>>31215219Well, Cat, I would ask her to the dance if there wasn't one big stinking problem staring me in the face; how do I know she actually likes me for who I am and not because of the wish?
>>31215219>Other>TAKE THIS FUCKING CURSE AWAY.
>>31215219>>I might... ask her to prom."Also what would happen if I just killed you?"
>>31215219>I'm just returning a favor.Speaking of which... I need to repay yours.>FRYING PAN
>>31215219>OtherEat Cat.
>>31215219>>I'm just returning a favor.Now shoo, don't you have more important things to do, like hunting mice?
>>31215300>>31215307>>31215294Clearly we need some feline violence.
>>31215307Eat the pussy cat.
Rolled 84>>31215219ASK THE CAT. TO THE PROM.
>>31215347
>>31215376
>>31215219Say: FUCK YOU LIKE THE THAI FUCK TEAM AT THE TOUR DE FUCK!!!
>>31215219"I'm just returning a favor." You grumble."Oh? Pity.I thought you'd have more determination than that." The cat tilts its head. "Nevertheless, I believe I've gained all the amusement I could out of this little side project of mine.""Amusement?" You seethe, swinging the frying pan at the cat, but it leaps out of the way. "Four years of my life were a LIVING HELL because of you!""I merely gave you what you asked." The cat says smugly. "But in either case, I think I'll take back my gift. You clearly don't appreciate its benefits."And with that, the cat is gone. That's weird, you don't FEEL any different...You try your special technique again, pulling your shirt off, but nothing happens. Not even so much as a little pink glow. Were... were you finally free?You then hear a groan as Rochelle's eyes slowly flutter open. She then looks at you, then the surroundings, and then back at you."W-w-where am i?" She blinks."Um... my house." You shrug. Rochelle's face becomes beet red."U-um I'm sorry for imposing on you!" She stammers."Hey, it's all right." You laugh lightly. Meanwhile, you were still wondering what to do with her.>Fuck it, just ask her out while she's here.>Just treat her like a guest. Take her home tomorrow morning.>Other
>>31215601>>Fuck it, just ask her out while she's here.
>>31215601>>Just treat her like a guest. Take her home tomorrow morning.Let's meet the producer
>>31215601>Fuck it, just ask her out while she's here.Time to grow a pair.
>>31215601>>Just treat her like a guest. Take her home tomorrow morning.
>>31215601>Fuck it, just ask her out while she's here.
>>31215601>Fuck it, just ask her out while she's here.The cat stopped being amused and left... I don't know what to say.
>>31215601>>Fuck it, just ask her out while she's here.Rochelle end is ok.
>>31215601Ah, fuck it. Thanks for the save. You want to skip the dance tomorrow and wander around the city?
>>31215601>Just treat her like a guest. Take her home tomorrow morning.
>>31215601>>Just treat her like a guest.wait, is there any reason she can't go home now that she isn't catching Japanese Cold?
>>31215601
>>31215601>>Just treat her like a guest. Take her home tomorrow morning.had quite enough of girls for four years.
>>31215601>Just treat her like a guest.time to play video games or something.
>>31215601>>Just treat her like a honored guest. Take her home tomorrow morning.
>>31215601>vote to ask her to prom or not>no>another vote to ask her to prom or not>yes???
>>31215789People warmed up to her wingmanship?
>>31215789The bastard cat influencing the voters with disappointment.
>>31215679no really why would she be staying till morning.
>>31215601Well, fuck it. She was already here, and she went through a lot for you today. You weren't sure if it was just your curse, or if she had genuine feelings for you. Then again, you guess you could take the chance to find out."Hey, Rochelle..." You hand her a cup of hot chocolate and look away nervously. "Even though we got away from the school, Prom is still next week so I still need to go with somebody... so would you go to Prom with me?""W-WHAT?!" Rochelle's eyes widen and she nearly drops her cup."Uh, was I too forward?" You blink, worried she might not like you that much after all."No, no, I'd be glad to!" Rochelle smiles warmly. "Kinda makes me feel a bit guilty, actually.""Huh?""The gun I gave you? It actually doesn't work. I took out the firing pin." Rochelle takes a sip. "I guess some part of me was afraid you'd try to betray me or something."Well, good job, Rochelle. You just made yourself feel like a serious dick for initially considering that. "Well, I guess things worked out in the end, huh?" She chuckles."I guess." You chuckle as well and take a seat beside her on the sofa. "Wanna watch corny romcoms all night?""Actually, I heard about this really cool movie called The Objective. You think we could watch that?"Okay, now you were definitely sure she was the one.>And that's it for tonight! Hope you enjoyed this little oneshot!>Also, since Rochelle "won" this thread, I'll be putting up a little epilogue for her and the President sometime in the future! And, on the other end of the coin, lewdbro said he'd write smut for the winner, if there was one... so yeah.
>>31215832Common courtesy, dude.
>>31215854>I'll be putting up a little epilogue for her and the President sometime in the future! And, on the other end of the coin, lewdbro said he'd write smut for the winner, if there was one... so yeah.Oh I'm so ok with this.
>>31215854surely the alternative winner was the Headmaster.or his right hand.
>>31215854I enjoyed the lesson on unintended consequences of wishing. I need to brush up on faerie lore, that has a lot of that kind of stuff.I'm also appreciative that it has an actual happy ending.
>>31215854>>Also, since Rochelle "won" this thread, I'll be putting up a little epilogue for her and the President sometime in the future! And, on the other end of the coin, lewdbro said he'd write smut for the winner, if there was one... so yeah.Hell Yeah, good going Lewdbro....though poor Lucina
>>31215854Does this mean, Producer may have to shoot the president?
>>31215854Nice thread Merc.Also, nice rolling anons.
>>31215854Thanks for running!Which girls did we miss? And who did you actually think might wing?
>>31215947I honestly thought Cole or Lucina would win out. You managed to get through most of the girls, but one of the big ones you missed was Artya.
>>31215986So did I?They might have won too if they had saved president from Morgan first. I'm still sad Lucina lost again but Rochelle did good so I'm happyyet sad.I have such mixed feelings/Also I wonder how the producer will take this (if he was here)
>>31215986Christmas Cake Teacher wasn't an option?
>>31216004He'd probably scare the crap out of our nameless MC by threatening him while Rochelle tries to him down.
>>31215986Who is Artya?
>>31216048A character from VMQ1 who broke canon.
>>31216066Forgot to mention that she did so by rolling Double 20s.
>>31216066Oh, the silent but deadly girl.I remember her.Not sure how comfortable I am with lewd of daughteru
>>31216093Anon, it is always a hard thing to accept that our daughterus grow up, but we must let them in order for them to live their lives as they see fit.
>>31216154I find it strange I'm okay with lewd of Lucina but not okay with Daughteru?I guess I'm still angry
>>31216168Rochelle confessing to producer actually is rather possible.
Well I think one thing that rocketed Rochelle to the win was how she not once pushed the prom angle. That's what swayed my vote at the end of the quest.Disclaimer: I haven't followed either quest to date, I'm here just because april fool's shenanigans.
>>31216248North Wind and The Sun
>>31209539><SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL LADYKILLER>Danganronpa?
>>31217185Upupupupupupu~!
>>31216356Someone knows their Aesop.
>>31217614Its tg.
>>31216215Eh in this quest or Cyberpunk?
>>31218003>ProducerProbably cyberpunk
>>31218338Oh, I kind of doubt it....probably.What makes you think that?
