wake loli

>>35344293
>> Wake the Loli

>>35344293
Jesus fucking christ Dent, give us some notice of when you're going to run a thread for fucks sake.

>Get the russian to Wake her up

>>35344293
>Other
Fuck the loli in her sleep

>>35344454
Deciding my vote here

>>35344454
Hell yes, this.

>>35344454
Fuck off.

>>35344454
Well we are a whore after all, so this.

>>35344454
This, our whore ain't had the required pussy or dick per week

Dent, I hope you veto and ignore troll votes and deliberately sabotaging votes like >>35344454

>>35344473
Come on anon, this is a humor quest, we had to deal with having all the STDs in the world last thread.

>>35344293
>Wake the Loli
We don't need eyes where we're going.

>>35344454
>>35344469
>>35344471
>>35344479
>>35344480
Go ruin some other quest and fuck off trolls.

>>35344503
>>35344485
Fuck off assholes.

>>35344485
>>35344503
I hope you weren't such a flying faggot, I'm not trolling

>>35344454
Fuck no, piss off shitposter.

>>35344496
Use all the excuses you like, that ain't 'humor', thats just /qtg/ tier trolling and sabotage

>>35344519
>I'm not trolling
Funny man.

Go away troll.

OP, it seems you've unfortunately picked up some trolls and shitposters, just ignore them.

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>>35344522
>Use all the excuses you like, that ain't 'humor', thats just /qtg/ tier trolling and sabotage
Sex is humor, and this quest is filled with both. Just last thread we had the doc invite us to some sort of weird BDSM shit, what's so trolling or sabotaging about this if the quest's already filled with it?

>>35344540
I think it's the other way around really.

>>35344293
Seconding >>35344417
>>Get the russian to Wake her up

Report and ignore them anons.

>>35344560
Just report and hide them anon, trolls only use insults and can't back up their arguments, which is exactly what they're doing

>>35344540
It's a fair request. The question is if Dent would even know what to do with the suggestion except for Bad End.

>>35344560
>what's so trolling or sabotaging about this if the quest's already filled with it?
If you don't know, then you're genuinely mentally challenged, you so much as even try that on Giltine and the quest is dead.

>>35344571
Suppose you're right.

>>35344572
>It's a fair request.
Trying to kill the quest immediately is not a 'fair request'

>>35344581
>>35344571
Okay, prophesy fulfilled, reporting and ignoring is the way.

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>>35344581
>>35344571

>>35344293
> Wake the Loli

>>35344571
>>35344581
This is hilarious

>>35344293
>> Wake the Loli

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>>35344581
>>35344571
Rekt.

>>35344454
Second

Well this threads off to a brilliant start...

Sorry that you got such shit players for your first quest OP.

>>35344653
Maybe he should tone down the jokes he's been putting through the quest? As well as using twitter effectively

>>35344600
Won't kill the quest if QM knows what to do actually do with the suggestion. Having played LSQ I know it's a terrible idea and am not suggesting it, but it's not actually out of line with what has been going on so far in the quest so the suggestion really is fair. It's just a matter of what Dent decides to do with the suggestion. I mean I can already think of a few ways to go about it, so I'm sure he can too.

>>35344669
Honestly the tone between this quest and LSQ is absurd, so much so that I'd say that this should hardly be called a sequel, or related to it at all.

>>35344669
>but it's not actually out of line with what has been going on so far in the quest
Yeah it is, completely.

When have we done anything even remotely similar? Closest was when we shoved out stun prod up that alien in the first thread in a fit of rage.

This? This is just stupid.

>>35344662
Yeah, the tone and jokes are waaay too much and just bring in the stupid, he needs to tone them down a lot, I'm not saying get rid of them, but make them appropriate and not just LOLRANDUMB WHORE every 3rd line.

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>>35344454

Federal Republic of Germany 07:15

You gently caress the snoring girl next to you. No sooner than you touch her side, she literally jumps from her seat, straddling as she pushes a blade against your throat. A couple seconds pass before her eyes focus on your face and she lowers the blade sheepishly and moves back to her seat. Around you, the rest of what you now know is the “Alpha” Team along with Bradford are stifling some chuckles.
As the smiles fade, Bradford continues the briefing “Right, for those of you on team Foxtrot, first lesson of X-Com. The Loli is going to try to murder you.”
As everyone else settles in, he brings up on the projector at a slide marked ‘Operation Fallen Raven’

“Six hours ago, one of our agents contacted us with intelligence that a terrestrial paramilitary organisation has acquired a large alien artefact and has moved it to a research facility in the Russian Federation.
As a result, our agent has requested a team to be dispatched to both extract him, and retrieve the artefact.
To accomplish this, Alpha team will affect a breach of the site, retrieve both the agent and artefact, and withdraw to the extraction point. Foxtrot team will be dropped in 30 minutes behind Alpha to secure the extraction point and assist Alpha in its extraction. To be clear, there will be no salvage or recovery besides the artefact, so you don’t have to kill everything you see. I’m looking at you Loli. I know what you did to that room of conscripts last time…”

>cont post 2

>>35344685
>This? This is just stupid.
So is having all the STDs in the world, having Vahlen turn into a glorified dominatrix with no build up at all, not to mention the "hilarious" cliches, like the Japanese girl.

>>35344707
>The Loli is going to try to murder you.”
>>35344682
Yep, completely shits all over it...

>>35344723
Don't see whether you're agreeing or disagreeing with me here.

>>35344540

Daily reminder that Moonrunes does it for free.

>>35344708
>not to mention the "hilarious" cliches, like the Japanese girl
Actually, that's present due to LSQ, not hilarious cliches

>>35344707
Well that was handled well, there's potential in you yet OP.

>>35344708
>like the Japanese girl.
She's not Japanese, she's half Russian, and if you don't know who she is, I advise you read LSQ, which is the setup for this quest/spin-off thingy

>>35344763
Wrong japanese girl.

>>35344763
>>35344744
Uhh, anon is not talking about Giltinè, he's talking about the literal Japanese school girl that is also part of Team Fodder.

>>35344763
no not loli last thread their was a jap schoolgirl on our squad

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>>35344707
Bradford brings up a satellite image of the area of operations, highlighting the smaller group of buildings to the top right of the image.

“Team Foxtrot will secure this group of buildings in preparation for extraction with Alpha. Resistance is expected to be particularly light here as it is the facilities waste disposal area. The Last KH-11 pass showed minimal thermal signatures focused primarily around the central building area, but indicate no more than 50 hostile personnel. Any Questions?”


> What are our rules of engagement?
> Do we take Prisoners?
> Can I have a pet loli too?
> other (Fill in)

>>35344763
>>35344744
Sorry guys, LSQ isn't that present in this quest, see >>35344799
Even if it was however, the presentation was absurdly cliche, hardly justifiable.

>>35344813
>Other
Don't ask a question

>>35344813
>ROE?
>> Can I have a pet loli too?

>>35344813
>Can I have a pet loli too?
This is important.

>>35344813
> What are our rules of engagement?

>>35344815
>LSQ isn't that present in this quest
Uhh, Dave and Loli and Viktor have been shown, and the setting is a continuation of the events from the end of LSQ, its present as hell.

>>35344800
I thought that the jap girl was supposed to be Loli
> Can I have a pet loli too?
Who would pick any other option?

>>35344763
>>35344744
Lets face it anons, the only reason this quest is even alive is because of LSQ, and it isn't even featured heavily in the quest.

>>35344851
That's kinda like saying that the pokemon themed quests are only alive because of pokemon

>>35344844
>Three characters have been shown to appear a little
>and the setting is a continuation of the events from the end of LSQ,
You mean the one where they left nearly everything in the setting of LSQ, aside from "The world in general" behind?

>>35344888
>have been shown to appear a little
>One of them is sitting right next to us

...

>>35344875
Not really, Dent is weaning success off of LSQ, despite his Worse-Than-NORG performance.

>>35344813
> What are our rules of engagement?

>>35344844
>Uhh, Dave and Loli and Viktor have been shown, and the setting is a continuation of the events from the end of LSQ, its present as hell.

But the end of LSQ dropped pretty much everything that was part of LSQs setting to make it part of a mix of XCOM and Delta Green. Pretty much nothing that happened in LSQ is important here and I could brief the new players on what they need to know in a single line.

The loli is good at making things dead. The Zone from STALKER is a real place.

That's just about all you need to know from LSQ to keep up here.

>>35344915
Everyone's gotta start somewhere, if you don't enjoy it don't stick around, it's really rather simple

>>35344813
Seconding >>35344832

And now because of my shitty timezone I need to sleep.

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>>35344906
Gee wow, the MC sat next to a background character, that totally means they're going to get up and be totally present and active throughout the story 24/7!
Oh wait.

>>35344923
You forgot one bit, "Everything you love about LSQ will either not be present, or will be twisted horrifically with terrible writing"

>>35344923
>Pretty much nothing that happened in LSQ is important here
What.

No really, Nothing Dave did, the one who is responsible for all of this, is important?

Sure, its not required reading for the quest, but to say its not important when it build everything in the setting and set things in place for this is to just be stupidly willfully ignorant.

Jesus H Titty Fucking Christ.

Would you all shut the fuck up and play the goddamn quest or piss off and take your derailing elsewhere.

>>35344959
>No really, Nothing Dave did, the one who is responsible for all of this, is important?
Lets say some random guy called dave in the XCOM games, for some reason you can make that up, set up a beacon that called the Aliens in.
Now, is that REALLY important? No, because it's just some guy called Dave, he's not the aliens, he's not exalt, he's just some random fucker that isn't relevant any more.

That's LSQ in a nutshell.

>>35344950
That's not really relevant to
>brief the new players on what they need to know in a single line.

>>35344959
You mean "recruiting" the MC? That's important to this quest, but nothing Dave did in LSQ is particularly important to the plot of this quest as far as I can tell.

>>35344991
>expecting /tg/ autists not to obsess endlessly over irrelevant bullshit

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>>35344832

“R.O.E. is to eliminate any personnel that have had contact with the artefact if the opportunity presents itself. Intelligence suggests that anyone on the site itself will be hostile and should be treated accordingly. However, due to the presence of a Russian FSB station twenty kilometres from the site, care should be taken not to engage government forces unless absolutely necessary “

“I’ve heard of you. No you don’t get a loli. Not yet at least. For now we’re going to see how you handle a pet SHIV. Try not to break it”

A couple other members of alpha team ask specific questions about possible resistance and tactical options, not much of which means much to you. Before long, you’re all directed to the armoury to get geared up.


> Gear Selection
> Primary

> Assault Rifle?
> Sub Machine Gun?
> Shotgun?
> Battle Rifle?

>>35345024
>Will be taking the first to three as the answer, since we need to do sidearm and equipment

>>35345024
>> Battle Rifle?

>>35345006
>but nothing Dave did in LSQ is particularly important to the plot of this quest as far as I can tell.
Go and read the LSQ Epilogue thread and Kaleuns ask.fm for a bunch of background lore and info on what Dave did and the story behind the scenes that Loli lovingly ignored, you'll be blown away by everything that lead to the setup of this, thats the last I'll say on this topic.

>>35345024
>> Sub Machine Gun?

>>35345024
>> Battle Rifle?
aw yis

>>35345024
> Battle Rifle?

>>35345024
>> Battle Rifle?
This like a DMR between an AR and a SR?

>>35345024
> Assault Rifle?

>>35345050
I did read it. It's not particularly important to playing this quest.

>>35345067
The term 'battle rifle' is a neologism. It was created largely out of a need to better differentiate the intermediate-power assault rifles (StG-44, AK-47 & M16) from the full-powered automatic rifles (FN FAL, M14 rifle & H&K G3) as both classes of firearms have similar appearances and share many of the same features
While the designation of battle rifle is usually given to post-World War II select fire infantry rifles such as the FN FAL, the M14 and the H&K G3,[1] this term is also used to describe older military full-powered semi-automatic rifles such as the M1 Garand, the MAS-49 and the FN-49.

wikipedia

>>35345078
>particularly important to playing this quest.
>particularly important to the plot of this quest

Two very different things anon.

>>35345113
I'm well fucking aware of what it is in reality, I'm asking in the context of this quest sperglord.

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>>35345048
>>35345064
>>35345065

You request a high power battle rifle from the armoury officer, figuring that its long range and extra punch will be helpful when defending the extraction zone.

He reaches back and hands you a solid looking bullpup rifle. He quickly demonstrates how to operate it before asking you what you want as your backup.

>Sidearm

> Pistol
> Machine Pistol
> Sawn Off Shotgun

>>35345120
Knowing who shadowrunned in the background isn't relevant to the plot either, our nameless, characterless whore of an MC is the focus of this quest, the story is about him, and his adventures. It is not about the world as a whole, or even XCOM.

>>35345157
Sawn off.

>>35345157
> Sawn Off Shotgun

>>35345157
>Sawn Off Shotgun

>>35345157
>That abomination of a butchered M14
You sir, have shit taste.

> Machine Pistol

>>35345157
>> Sawn Off Shotgun
Why do you even ask

>>35345157
He has a name

Bamford

>>35345169
Story and plot are two different things anon, I agree that its not relevant to the MC and not need to know for players, but saying its not relevant to the plot, thats just wrong.

>>35345157
>> Machine Pistol

I'd rather have more than 2 shots in my backup

>>35345218
>Story and plot are two different things anon
next you're going to say that the main character and protagonist can be different

>>35345157
>> Machine Pistol
SPray and pray

>>35345246
>main character and protagonist can be different
They can; Frodo and Aragorn respectively in Lord of the Rings for example.

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>>35345175
>>35345182
>>35345196

You gesture over to one of the cut down shotguns on the workbench, quickly sowing it on your drop leg pate before trying to figure out what extra equipment you want besides your trusty stun rod.


> Equipment. Select one.

> Scope for the rifle (Bonus long range aim + an actual scope for the rifle)
> Frag Grenades
> Explosive Grenades
> Red laser (Improves close range shooting)
> Extended Magazines
> Medkit

>>35345325
>> Scope for the rifle (Bonus long range aim + an actual scope for the rifle)
fugyes

>>35345325
> Scope for the rifle (Bonus long range aim + an actual scope for the rifle)

>>35345325
STUN RODDDDDDD

>>35345325
>> Scope for the rifle (Bonus long range aim + an actual scope for the rifle)

>>35345325
>> Medkit

>>35345325
> Explosive Grenades
for tactical reasons

>>35345385
>tactical
I bet it has nothing to do with needing the stun rod to get them deeper

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>>35345336
>>35345347
>>35345355

Attaching your scope to your rifle, you pass over the choices in armour. While it seems that Alpha Squad have taken the better types but you do still have a choice between two different types

> Armour


>Tac Vest (Improved mobility but reduced protection)

>Tac Armour (Improve protection but reduced Mobility

>>35345325
This isn't a vote but why the difference between
>> Frag Grenades
>> Explosive Grenades

you do realise they are both the same thing, unless the EX nade is just a bag of anfo

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>>35345428
>>Tac Armour (Improve protection but reduced Mobility
>>35345435
EX explode
FRAG frag
do you even granado?

>>35345428
>>Tac Armour (Improve protection but reduced Mobility

>>35345428
>>Tac Vest (Improved mobility but reduced protection)
Let's do our best to get into stun rod range and see if we can keep up with Loli, things are always more entertaining with her around

>>35345428
>Tac Armour (Improve protection but reduced Mobility

>>35345435
In Long War the the frag grenade is for killing shit with shrapnel, but doesn't do shit to enemy cover. The explosive grenade fucks up cover, but isn't as lethal to actual targets.

>>35345448
>EX explode
>FRAG frag
>do you even granado?
Do you not understand how a grenade works?

The FRAG part of a frag grenade is the case, the shell that holds it together, it does not restrict its explosive power, thats fucking retarded, why make a weak grenade?

All grenades are FRAG grenades if they are intended as high explosive tactical weapons

I granado very well anon, I've landed M62's in clay brick compound windows and doors from 30 meters away

>>35345468
What...

That's just fucking retarded.

>>35345453
Not how it works. We're on Team Fodder, she's on Team Alive. That means we go in and get shot up until Com is reasonably sure we've tripped all the ambushes, then Team Alive cleans up.

We might keep one of our squad members if we do well.


>>35345514
That's how it works in the vidya. Gameplay-wise it's an interesting distinction.

>>35345555
Actually vice versa.
They do the retrieving, we cover the extraction zone and help with it if trouble comes.

>>35345555
Ah fair, I guess staying alive is higher priority for now then. Hopefully we can change tactics when we finally prove ourselves unfodderable

>>35345555
>We might keep one of our squad members if we do well.
I want to keep the redheaded one who had fun with our stun prod, and the russian, he can be a good meatshield

>>35345582
>Hopefully we can change tactics when we finally prove ourselves unfodderable
Let's not

I'd rather climb the ranks, get some OP skills and command the fodder

>>35345614
>not wanting to cattleprod with the best of them

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>>35345448
>>35345451
>>35345456
Fitting yourself into the Tac Armour was not entirely unlike being forced into a corset with a battering ram. Or it wouldn’t be if the Russian didn’t insist on helping you…
Loading up, you move out towards your squads skyranger, seeing Alpha squad already leaving, wearing high tech powered exo-suits and carrying glowing red rifles, you wonder how long it will be until you get the really good toys…

Thirty Minutes later, your with your squad, about to board the skyranger. Since everyone seems to regard you as their De-facto leader, you take care to memorise what their equipment and specialties are:

> Heather – Assault – Shotgun – Grenades
> The Russian – Heavy – Machine Gun – Extended Mags
> Frenchie – Scout – Sub-Machine Gun – Arc Thrower
> The American – Rocketeer – Carbine – Extra Rocket
> Japanese Schoolgirl – Sniper – Sniper Rifle – Scope
> The Brit – Medic- Medkits
> SHIV – Minigun

The flight to Russia takes surprisingly little time, the skyranger cruising along with an airliners transponder. Alpha team’s skyranger is already touching down when you decide to take the opportunity to know some of your team better. After all, knowing the names of the people who are relying on you to bring them home alive might be a good idea. If only so you know who to swear at when it all goes wrong. You decide to talk to…

> The Russian
> The American
>Frenchie
> Japanese Schoolgirl
>The Brit
>The SHIV

>>35345660
> Japanese Schoolgirl

>>35345660

>The SHIV
lol

Ehm. No, let's talk to the Russian. For the motherland and all that.

>>35345660
> The Russian

>>35345660
> The Shiv

We were told to take care of it, and by god we will! The fact it is a better conversationalist than most of our customers is a side benefit. Besides, this is our first step to our own loli.

>>35345660
>> Japanese Schoolgirl
Asians gotta stick together

>>35345660
>>The SHIV
Obviously.

>>35345724
Yeah. Asians fucking love other Asians. Everybody knows that.

>>35345660
>> Japanese Schoolgirl

>>35345660
> Japanese Schoolgirl
C'mon.

>>35345760
Also, snipers are more likely to survive so we won't be wasting our breath

>>35345660
>The SHIV

No wait, I GOT IT! We talk to the Japanese schoolgirl AND the SHIV!

It's like, a conversation that involves multiple people!

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>>35345801

>>35345801
I don't get it. How are we supposed to do that, there's only one of us.

>>35345514
Think of one as a regular grenade, and the other as a ball of C4. In this line of work there are times you'd like to remove a bit of wall, but not kill the aliens with explosives, since explosive kills seem to invariably make the enemy remains unsuitable for components or research.

Currently a Tie between the Schoolgirl and the SHIV

Shall I coinflip?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35345879
Nah, go schoolgirl
Alright fine, we can roll for it

>>35345879
changing my vote from >>35345717
to the shiv

>>35345879
jusr coinflip

>>35345879
Shiv pls
Coinflip

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>>35345963
>>35345895

>>35345904
[spolier] heads [/spoiler]

You turn to the mobile turret strapped in next to you. It turns its turret to face you, Luckily you see that the ammunition hopper has not shifted to the ready position. I guess nothing makes that initial conversation more awkward than a high calibre minigun pointed at you

“So… do you come here often?”


>D20 seduction check! Best of first three.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35346024
>Stroke the barrel

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35346024
aww it's cute

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35346024
Sexual tyrannosaurus confirmed.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35346024
Btw, are these sentient like Eliza the tank from LSQ?

>>35346063
Maybe

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>>35346037
>>35346040
>>35346053

The SHIV looks at you as if questioning your sanity for a moment, before nodding its gun up and down in confirmation.

Ok, so apparently whoever programmed the bot included voice commands in its protocols. Let’s see if we can have fun with this…

“You know, your chassis is really quite shiny, is that paint new?”

In response it seems to look down at itself, nod its turret and make a purring noise with its turret servos.
“And that minigun! You must be the talk of all the assembler arms back at base!”

At this the shiv detaches itself from its dock, scooting closer to you and placing its gunbarrel on your leg in an affectionate way as a murdermachine can.

“Are you seriously hitting on the bot now too?” The American calls from over the other side of the skyranger, catching the attention of the rest of the passengers. “Guess you are just a massive…”

His Jibes are quickly cut off by the SHIV ramming into his knees, pointing the minigun at his face and pre-spinning it.

The possibility of watching your squadmate beaten to death by a glorified lawnmower is quickly ended by a call from the pilot.

“LZ in sight, 30 seconds to drop. Stack up!”
Quickly getting to the task at hand, the squad stands and prepares to disembark the skyranger.

>D20 roll for debussing the skyranger. Best of first three.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35346259
fucking SHIV pet best pet

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35346259
Oh gee, more so lolrandom fun with a SHIV now

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35346259

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35346259
let's do this!
this shiv reminds me of these blue spiderbots in ghost in the shell

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>>35346259

I think I'm in love.

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>>35346275
>>35346278
>>35346289

Your team hits the ground running, the SHIV opening up at the a watchtower at the edge of the buildings your supposed to secure. As you team filters out, your Japanese sniper pauses to take a shot at some enemy troops rushing from a building ahead of you, catching one in the chest and throwing him back in a spray of blood and organs. The rest hunker down behind a couple vehicles and boxes ahead of you.

As you clear the skyranger, the pilot rams the throttles to the limit, climbing back into the sky as small arms fire plinks off the armoured shell of the dropship.

Ahead of you, you’ve taken the few men here by surprise, most seem to be cowering in cover and firing in your general direction.
From the main facility to your south west, you can hear the sounds of gunfire and screams as Alpha team gets to work.


> Play it aggressive, close and engage
> Use firepower to pin them down and let the sniper pick them off
> Wait for them to make a run for better cover.

>>35346500
>Top right corner
we in shit now
>> Use firepower to pin them down and let the sniper pick them off

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35346500
>> Use firepower to pin them down and let the sniper pick them off and have SHIV-chan flank them with Frenchie supporting

Do we have to watch our ammo or are we playing under game mechanics of infinite ammo, just reload?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35346500
> Use firepower to pin them down and let the sniper pick them off

>>35346547
Ammo is limited, but your carrying a very large amount. if its a concern, I will tell you.

>>35346547
Who the fuck cares, ammo used to pin down people is ammo well spent, now start shooting, fuck.

Well I just figured that it is better safe then sorry. No need to blow all of our ammo in the opening stages. I'm assuming that suppression would be limited to the Russian and SHIV, with maybe some assistance from us or Frenchie.

>>35346500
> Suppress

>>35346500
>> Use firepower to pin them down and let the sniper pick them off
Operators operating operationally.

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>>35346532

You call over to the Russian and the SHIV to keep the targets pinned down, telling the rest of the squad to overwatch and prevent the enemies from retreating.
You then jog over to the sniper who is prone in the snow, dropping in next to her and looking through your scope.
“Range” She whispers as she discards her helmet to a better look down the scope.
“200 yards” You respond, looking through your scope and using the pips on your scope to estimate range the range to the crouching figures. You see three men, which seem to be a marksman, a machine gunner and what appears to be the guy giving instructions.
“Target?” She asks, slowing her breathing and focusing downrange.


> Marksman
> Machine Gunner
> Leader

>>35346883
>> Leader

>>35346883
>> Leader
Cut the head off the snake...you know how it goes.

>>35346883
>Marksman

Counter-sniper fire no bueno. Leader second, and we should take the follow-up and throw some lead that way.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35346883
> Leader
always

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>>35346908
>>35346924
>>35347067

You whisper in her ear “Guy with the rifle”
A second later she pulls the trigger on the rifle, it recoiling roughly in her hands. You can’t see the fifty calibre slug travelling downrange at almost a kilometre per second until it smashes through the van that the leader was hiding behind, catching him in his upper shoulder. The impact very nearly tears his entire arm off, despite having passed through most of the van. The explosion of gore from the hit showers his companions, who quickly decide discretion is the better part of Valour and try to make a run for it.
The machine gunner, weighed down by his weapon lags behind the marksman, quickly drawing fire from both the SHIV and the Russian, rounds landing around him, he tries to turn back towards the van, only for one of the SHIV’s explosive rounds to catch him in the knee, sending him sprawling into the dirt.
The sniper is luckier, almost making it to the buildings before you manage to drop a 7.62x51mm round into his back, between his shoulder blades, punching a fist sized hole into his chest.

As the sniper falls, your assault team quickly closes on the now hapless and mewling machine gunner, his leg detached at the calf, he’s bleeding like a stuck pig. Heather quickly kicks away his Machine gun, some sort of laser weapon which the Russian examines closely before discarding.

Its quickly apparent that the four operatives here were the only forces defending the extraction point, everyone else seems to be over in the main compound duking it out with alpha.


>Attempt to Interrogate the wounded man

>Radio HQ reporting the LZ secure

>Put the Boots to him. Medium Style.

>>35347140
>Also my internet is being a puddle of piss right now, so if responses come in slow, thats why.

>>35347140
>>Radio HQ reporting the LZ secure
We serious business here, gotta make a good impression so they make a minimum of effort to keep us alive.

>>35347140
What is the last option?

>>35347140
>>Attempt to Interrogate the wounded man
>>Radio HQ reporting the LZ secure

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>>35344293
>Commander Beagle
Mah nigga.

>>35347140
>Radio HQ reporting the LZ secure

>>35347200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3UWsHVqN8M

>>35347140
>>Radio HQ reporting the LZ secure
>Strip the man of any possible following devices
>prep him for transport to base for proper questioning

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>>35347187
>>35347203
>>35347230

Pulling the radio from your pack, you switch it to the long range channel.
“Bradford, Extraction Zone is secure, Awaiting further orders”


“Confirmed, Alpha is reportedly hitting heavy resistance and have lost two members, they however report the Artefact is in sight. Hold position and await extraction”

Your orders received you jog over to where the wounded man is, in time to see your medic working on the stump that was his leg. Despite the wound, the man is struggling on the ground, hard enough that the Russian has had to step in to restrain him.

“Sir, He’s in a bad way, shock alone should have finished him, either way, I don’t think he’s entirely human either… “ The medic reports as he quickly clamps the bleeding. “if you want to ask him any questions, you better do it right now”


> What do you ask him?

>>35347521
"what the hell are you?"

>>35347565
"The Future..." He smiles, the unnatural green of his eyes clearly visible.

>>35347594
>>35347521
Unzip pants
"Well, only one way to get answers out of you then."

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>>35347594

I don't like that future. We should work for a different one.

>>35347521

>Who do you work for, and why?

>>35347636
"We work for... the right side. One who have been here for more than fifty years... watching... waiting... controlling...

The deal is still in force.... or have your masters not told you what you are doing?

>>35347616
With a look of utter horror on his face, He headbutts the Russian, breaking his nose and stunning him. Quick as a flash he pulls a grenade from his vest and pulls the pin.

>D20 Think fast!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35347702

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35347702
"FIFTY AIN'T MUCH ASSHOOOOOOLE"

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35347702
oshit, put it back in

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35347702
Kick grenade away from everyone

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35347702

Grab his hand from both sides, have someone ziptie it in place. Can't release the spoon, no boom.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35347702
Shove grenade under guy and run

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35347702
KUNG-FU KICK IT OUT OF HIS HAND AND AWAY

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Quick and dumb question, is Dr Vahlen a slut?

>>35347759
No anon, we are the slut.
And then Vahlen went to town on the MC.

>>35347759
Only for science.

oh fucking god I cant wait to see how the board handles chyrssalids. and jesus fuck you why dear god you fuckingasshole why longwar its sooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

>>35347759

Hopefully.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35347759
In this quest? She's a dominatrix slut who got wet the first moment she saw us.
So yes.

>>35347813
>chyrssalids
>max distance
>snipers and explosives
>geek everything moving, including "survivors" (read: more Chryssalids)
>If start to close, GET THE FUCK IN THE SKYRANGER

I'm going to guess "the right way".

>>35347843
not seeing how that is not the same as the game

>>35347870
The game didn't characterize anyone enough to make assumptions of that level.

>>35347878
she sounded like she was getting wet from mind-probing dem aliens

>>35347983
Oh shit that's right. We gotta taze some aliums for the good doctor if we want to get into her pants.

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>>35347813
>>35347859

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>>35348216

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>>35348064

>Wanting threesome with the doctor and her test subjects
No, thanks.

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>>35347712
>>35347722
>>35347726


>>35347702
You grab his hand before he can release the spoon, holding your hands over his, its all you can do to stop it pulling it from your grasp...

However, before anyone can find the pin, he jerks his hands, pulling your head level with his. He whispers quickly "Ask them about the Accord... Ask them about seventy years ago. Ask them about Fairfield. And don’t trust the monster"

With those last words, he bites down, crushing a tooth, after which he releases his grip and falls back to the ground.

Pulling back, the live grenade still in your hand, you toss it into one of the nearby buildings, its solid construction shielding the squad from the blast.

“You know, you really should stop trying to solve things with your dick. Unless you know, its me your offering to…” Heather quips from behind you, as the medic looks over the Russians broken nose.

Your about to formulate a comeback when a large explosion roars from the main complex. Something BIG just went off.

Thirty Seconds later, Bradford Radios you the good news.

“Alpha just went dark and the local military nets just went berserk. Whatever just happened, it’s been noticed by the Russians. Prepare for immediate extraction. Voodoo Three-One’s ETA is six minutes.”

“What about Alpha?” you ask, keenly aware the reason that you’re here in the first place was to secure their extraction.

“Unknown, their satellite feeds went dead thirty seconds ago and we’re trying to require.”


The gunfire from the main facility has changed, its not longer the patter of small arms, but the deep booms of something heavier. If Alpha’s alive, it’s putting up one hell of a fight.


> What do?

> Try to Find Alpha
> Wait for Alpha to come to the LZ
> Request orders.

>>35348282
> Try to Find Alpha
time to be a hero

>>35348282
>Tell command that we can still hear fighting going on

>>35348282

Some combo of
> Try to Find Alpha
> Request orders.

>>35348325
>>35348332

>>35348282
>Try to Find Alpha
That falls under assisting them with extraction, right?

>>35348282
>Tell squad to hold the fort and prep the LZ for extraction, head to Alpha

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>>35348282

>Try to find Alpha
>make a mental note to ask about "Accord", "70 yrs ago" and "Fairfield" someone later
>make a mental note to check for monsters under the bunk before we go too sleep tonight

>>35348383

Soloing anything is dumb. It's how you get left. Bring the sniper, at least.

>>35348422
>make a mental note to ask about "Accord", "70 yrs ago" and "Fairfield" someone later
Haha, I'm sure they won't mind the rookie asking questions like that. Nope.

>>35348282
>> Try to Find Alpha
>>Make mental note to quiz Vahlen about the 'accord' once we inevitably seduce her.

>>35348657

Hey, we've got a trusty SHIV to speak up on our behalf.

>>35348657
>"Those are some very interesting questions you ask. We'll look into it. Now if you'll follow us over to this conveniently sluiced abattoir, there's something we need to show you."

>>35348721
>dismantled for showing inappropriate AI routine behaviour

>>35348721
The SHIV is in on it.

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>>35348325
>>35348360
>>35348369
“Bradford, I’m taking half my section to find Alpha, We can still here gunfire in the main facility”

“Roger that, Voodoo Three-One’s just reported it’s detected a flight of aircraft inbound to your area of operations. Flight pattern matches Tu-160’s on an attack run. ETA is Six minutes. Get Alpha out of there. Command Out”

Grabbing Frenchie and Heather, you instruct the rest of the Squad to keep the extraction point secure. With only a few minutes available to you, bringing the big guns would just slow you down, so taking the fast movies makes sense.

The rest of the squad settles into cover around the extraction zone, Popping smoke and flares to mark it for the skyranger as you and your two companions make a break for the main compound.
Two minutes later, and your all puffing hard as you reach the north-east gate. The place is a mess, bodies are everywhere and most of the buildings are on fire. Advancing quickly towards the sound of combat, you quickly come across the gory remains of one of Alpha team. From the look of the body, his upper chest was crushed like a rotten fruit by something of immense weight.

Continuing along, you pick up the sounds of exotic weapons, a sizzling noise not unlike the sound water makes when thrown on the fire, along with a deep staccato booming of some sort of heavy weapon. The noises seem to be getting closer…

As you three round another corner, you catch sight of what been making all the noise…

It’s massive, standing at least five meters tall on two legs with a hanging torso. Its carapace is scorched and pitted, but nether less, it’s still operational.

>Cont

>>35348802
Never trust intel, those guys don't know shit.

>>35348802

Try to lend volume of fire? I don't think Heather should get stuck in.

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>>35348802

Holy mother...

>Piss in pants

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>>35348802
So it is a regular sectopod or a momma sectopod?

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>>35348802
The monstrosity fortunately for you, is not looking your way, but firing its main cannon repeatedly at the building opposite. That’s where alpha must be…. But how to get past the bot?

Its currently standing in the middle of an alley between two factory buildings surrounded by rubble, a fast man could probably be able to draw its fire away without too much risk…
On the other hand, the damage its wrought to the buildings around it mean a couple grenades could likely bring a wall down on it….
And above are pipelines connecting the buildings, proving a good vantage point to shoot at it from above.


> Have Frenchie draw it away from Alpha?
> Use Heather’s grenades to knock down the walls?
> Shoot out its eyes from above?

>>35348963

I wonder if our Shiv has a milf fetish...

>>35349022
>> Use Heather’s grenades to knock down the walls?

>>35349022
>Use Heather’s grenades to knock down the walls?
Explosive solutions are usually the best solutions.

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>>35349022
When in doubt, break line of sight and overwatch/throw grenades.

>>35349022
Frenchie will use his ancestral knowledge of running the fuck away screaming, letting us slip past unnoticed.

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>>35349066
>that pic
>mfw
That's some CREED-tier shit right there.

>>35349066
Urgh, I remember the LoS being so weird on that map. If only the game actually indicated fog of war more clearly I'd at least be able to tell that the area right in front of me is SOMEHOW out of my sight.

>>35349022
>> Use Heather’s grenades to knock down the walls?

>>35349022
> Have Frenchie draw it away from Alpha?

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>>35349055
>>35349065
>>35349066

You gesture to grenade the walls next to the beast while you and Frenchie prepare to give her cover fire. Popping out of cover, you drop three rounds into the back of its carapace, apparently to no effect, while Frenchie blazes away ineffectively with his SMG. While not doing any meaningful damage, it does cause it take notice, the small turret on the top of its torso swivelling and opening fire on you.

> Dodge the Overwatch! Gimme some D20’s

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35349171

>>35349022

>Grenades
When in doubt, use explosives.
This is especially valid when x-com and aliens are involved.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35349171
oshit

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35349171
We can do th-

>>35349176
NOPE.

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>>35349077
You probably don't know about the yellow truck on the L shaped terror map then. Nasty shit is hidden behind there.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35349171

>>35349176
>>35349191

RORRING NEW ROOKIE

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35349176
>>35349191

It's ogre

>>35349176
>>35349191
Fuck you dice gods. You spiteful fucking bastards.

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>>35349176
>>35349191

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL GUYS?

>>35349176
>>35349186
Can we keep playing as the school girl now?

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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35349223

>>35349223
well uh... rolling for lost limbs, or selecting a new character?

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>>35349223

20 simoleons say MC got shot in the balls.

One nat 1 for each ball.

>>35349270

>YOU ARE NEUTER

>YOU ARE SHOT IN TWAIN BY THE PELVIS. BY A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE, YOU ARE RECONSTRUCTED. ALAS, YOUR JUNK HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A SOLID STEEL PLATE. THIS WAS NOT NECESSARY, BUT WAS THOUGHT TO BE WISE.

>NOW STOP TRYING TO FUCK EVERYTHING.

>(RETRY? Y/N)

It's like they're coding, just for me!

>>35349269
I'm using the dark heresy damage chat for energy weapons... this is going to be.... Painful.

You are literally living or dying on a single dice roll. Wish me luck.

>>35349342
Oh god, quick somebody sacrifice a goat or something to the dice gods.

>>35349400

Sacrifices make them more angry, for our lack of belief in our own fates. The only sane course is to ride it out.

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>>35349176
>>35349191
>>35349193

You flinch as the first plasma bolt passes your head, obliterating the wall next to you, the second bolt catches you full in the chest, instantly melting through your body armour and frying your torso. The Third and final round searing through the bone at your right knee severing the limb and causing you to onto your back.

You try to move, but the pain in your chest is overwhelming, your head falls sideways, letting you see Heathers Grenades go off, collapsing the wall ontop of the sectopod. the cloud of dust blocking its vision, you see Loli make a break towards you as you feel yourself start to be dragged away as your vision fades.


After a few seconds though, the dragging stops, with the sound of the Sectopod pulling itself from the rubble, your dropped to the ground as your would be saviours flee…. Your last thoughts that at least you managed to save some of those under your command… The darkness closes in and you black out….


DEAD END ?

>>35349484

You did well, son. Probably enough to deserve a warrior's afterlife.

>>35349484
And this is why you don't throw end game bosses at people at the very start of the quest OP.

>>35349484
Nice.
We gon get mecha'd
Full on robocop with a dick.
tfw we don't have a dick anymore

>>35349568

It's X-COM. Death is the beginning.

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>>35349568

>>35349624
>>35349659
That's why X-COM doesn't work as a quest

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>>35349568
>>35349689
Works best as a quest*

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>>35349484
The darkness closes in, the feeling leaves your body as your heart slows its beats, and your wounded lungs give out as your breath passes your lips… As you go, you can hear the sound of gunfire and shouts, so very far away now. Your eyelids flicker for a moment as you feel a cool breeze brush your face, opening your eyes, you see though gap in the black smoke the blue skies far above you.

Inside, you feel something stir, something deep inside you. Something hidden in the deepest reaches of your soul. A fire that has always been there, Just waiting for when you needed to call on it. Your hand twitches, gripping your rifle. Your eyes fully open. You pull yourself up against the rubble to see the sectopod a mere fifty meters away, preparing to fire on the quickly vanishing shapes of your hapless comrades. Your not going down without taking that bastard with you.

With a final scream from your burnt lungs, you shoulder your weapon and fire.

> D20’s please.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35349903

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35349903

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35349903

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35349903

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35349903

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35349923
>>35349930
>>35349944

Well that was thoroughly mediocre.

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>>35349923
>>35349930
>>35349944
>>35349959
>>35349970

Your first round catches it in the rear torso, bouncing off ineffectively, the second and third go wild, the forth penetrates its rear armour and embeds itself in the beats leg servo’s. Your fifth shot stovepipes, jamming your gun.


You did it. You wounded the beast. You can die now.

As it struggles to turn with only one working leg, you look down its massive cannon, preparing for your end. It stops. It aims.

Round after round of high explosive ammunition slams into the already weakened rear armour, battering the damaged plate off of the bot as it turns to face the new threat.

Standing before it is the small SHIV from your squad, its minigun overheated and jammed. Despite this, it stands it ground, facing down the monster that towers over it.


Dropping your useless rifle, you pull your sawnoff and fire. The sectopod’s torso explodes, the ammunition inside detonating in a spectacular explosion that obliterates the mech, leaving two smoking feet.


You lie back, your revenant task done. As you hear the sound of engines you feel something nudge you. The SHIV makes a whirring noise at you, and droops its cannon for you to grab onto.

>Live
>Die

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35349978
>>35349970
And possibly disastrous

I'll roll for posterity

>>35350239
>Live
hell yeah!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35350239
>Die

>>35350239
>>Live

>>35350239
>Live

>>35350239
>>Live
I like our chinese prostitute. We actually have an excuse to roll to seduce everything. Which is handy when you need someone/something to pull your ass to a medivac.

>>35350239

>Gently shake the trusty old Shiv's weapon appendage as you pass out
>Nice teamwork, lad.

>>35350239
Die.

>>35350239
>Die

>>35350239
I'm in the mood to live I reckon

>>35350239
>Die

>>35350239
>>Die

>>35350239
Live.

>>35350239
>Live
Life's only over when you give up on it.
Plus, we have major cred and possible a large promotion waiting for us.

>>35350239

>Live

>>35350239
>>Live

>>35350239
>Die.

>>35350239
>Live

>>35350239
>Live
Also, our SHIV is best SHIV

>>35350312
cyber asian whore is a go

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>>35350239
>>Live
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DIE!
LIVE FOR ME WHO LIVES FOR YOU!

>>35350239
>Live
who cares about lost legs when you can have a pet shiv as a mount

>>35350239
>Live

The fire inside you fills you again, pulling you back from the brink as you close your hand over the still hot barrel of the SHIV. Pulling yourself onto it, you collapse on top of it, its motors screeching under your weight as it pulls you clear of the facility towards the sound of the skyrangers engines.


As you reach the ramp , you roll off the SHIV, its motor overheated, its guns jammed, it sits next to you, purring softly like a cat. Before you the darkness finally claims you, you finally look at the front of its chassis…

Written in pink is the word“Eliza”

Hey at least it was a female you were seducing this time!

> PART III END.
> LONG WAR QUEST WILL RETURN

> I'll be on for a bit for feedback and general stuff.

You guys have literally NO IDEA how bloody close that damage roll was. Damn Dark heresy critical hit charts....

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>>35350239
>Live
We have so much to live for. So many women/men/aliens/robots/other to give the greatest gift to.

>>35350433
Eliza sure moved up in the world.

>>35346063
>>35346083
>>35350433
Heh

>>35350433

That was pretty fucking cool OP. Thanks!

>>35350239
>Live

>>35350433
>Written in pink is the word“Eliza”
motherfucker!

good job, dent
just be a bit more careful about the your/you're thing

>>35350433
Talk about escaping by the skin of your teeth, that had me sweating. Excellent thread Dent, any idea when you will post the next?

>>35349903
ALLAH ACHBAR!

>>35348216
That.. wtf.. that is huge. Too huge.

>>35350526
you're the kind of guy to shows up with booze to party when everyone else just woke up from a hangover, right?

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>>35350433
>ELIZA
SHE LIVES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Also glorious MC being Glorious.

>>35350515
Next week most likely. Friday is possible too, but unlikely. It had ME sweating, Since i dont fudge damage rolls.

>>35350504
>>35350504
Your welcome. Good to see people enjoying the stuff I write.

>>35350513
I'm surprised there are not more typos in there. My proofreader passed out just as the thread went up...

>>35350515
Oh and it will be announced here when i do get around to running it.

https://twitter.com/LWQ_Dent

>>35350606
Say, are reputation points with our comrades still a thing? How many will we get for this little stunt?

>>35350513
>>35350565
Who is Eliza? Was she in an earlier thread or was she a character in the actual vidya game?

>>35350239
Okay. New plan.

When we wake up in the infirmary, we ask our visitors who the fuck it was that dropped us like a sack of rotten potatos. When they point themselves out, scream, "I WILL FUCK YOU RAW WHEN I GET OUT OF THESE BADNAGES!

>>35350683
Personality hardwired into a tank in LSQ

>>35350683
Best Tank from Loli Stalker

>>35350683
Eliza was the tank or at least its chip in loli stalker.

>>35350632
Well you have +10 with Eliza, who is effectively loyal to you now.

Everyone else it varies. Frenchie and Heather actually now have a massive hit due to the fact that they left you to die. I have notes of this *somewhere*

Your rep with Loli is around +5, but your still a rookie to her, so she's not going to get attached any time soon.