>>35429974
> Heather - Assault

>>35429974

>whoever has been serving the longest
Barring that
>The Russian
home turf etc

>>35429974
>> The Russian - Gunner
or the sniper since heather and the brits are assholes

sniper

>>35429974
>> Heather - Assault
Well damn, how many threads before we can get Chinese Jack Harkness back?

>>35429974
>> Japanese School Girl - Sniper

jap girl

>>35429974
>Heather - Assault

Why triple line breaks?

>>35430119
Two missions.

>>35430147
Because I'm terrible at using 4chan's posting system.

>>35429974
> The Russian - Gunner
why are people voting for heather

>>35430153
You're... you're not writing in the actual post window, are you?

>>35430182
Almost. I'm using notepad at the moment due to massive PC failure.

>>35430205
why not gdocs or another online word editor, makes it easy to save and access notes and prevent loss of them when 4chan is a dick or PC's explode

>>35430205
Notepad and similar is actually fine since their format is almost as simple as 4chan so that gives you a nice idea of how it will actually look when you post it.

Unless you mean a literal notepad, that's not helpful.

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>>35430118
>>35430140
>>35430144

Beagle looked over the candidates.
He looked over the candidates again.
He pulled out a bottle of whisky from his desk drawer and swigged it.
He then considered if he should promote the SHIV instead.

Well... I guess the Sniper's proven to be at least somewhat competent, and the least mentally unstable. Figure she *Might* keep the team alive for a few minutes at least...

He looked at her Dossier. A Kanade Naoi from Japan, He could never figure out which name came first in Japanese... Nothing outstanding on her record. Has lodged three.. no four, complaints of sexual harassment by her squad mates.

Figuring she was the best choice of a bad lot, he signed off the promotion documents to be sent to the XCOM EU base. At least in XCOM Asia, he had semi-comitant recruits. Like Dslyecxi.
PERSPECTIVE SWITCH LCPL NAOI

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S IN CHARGE?!" Heather was screaming at the news that Yuri was promoted "She's like.... ten years younger than me! She's not even out of school?!"

"That was Beagles orders, perhaps next time you shouldn't just abandon your squad leader to bleed to death?" Snapped Bradford, clearly irritated at the insubordination.

"Moving on, We're short on manpower again, and the council has requested our assistance, so your being sent out again." He continues.
"Reports indicate an UN official and his associates were caught in the middle of an alien attack in France. If this official is killed or abducted by the aliens, it would undoubtedly spread panic and reduce the effectiveness of XCOM. We need your squad to escort the target safely to the extraction point."

Heather at this point, glares over at you "So any words of wisdom from out glorious leader"

> Lets not die?
> I want to go home...
> Like you could do any better coward

>>35430573
> WHY ARE MY DAMN LINE BREAKS VANISHING FOR NO REASON DAMNIT?

>>35430573
>> Like you could do any better coward
Guilt trip to the max

Hit the aliens before they hit us and protect the civy

>>35430573
>> Like you could do any better coward
I feel way to much hate for heather

>>35430573
> Lets not die?

>>35430573
> Like you could do any better coward

>>35430573

Oh boy, an escort mission with this motley band of fools. Sorry France.

>Let's not die. And make sure that baka gaijin doesn't either.

>>35430573
>Lets not die?

>>35430620
>>35430657
just wait for chinese jack harkness to hatesex her properly, that will fix her

I want her to survive just for that

>>35430573
Seconding >>35430683

>>35430694
I am with you on that wonder if he is gonna get some cyberlimbs

>>35430683
Don't worry. It'll probably just be Thin Men. And Thin Men never hit.

>>35430608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJufQKr76b

>>35430721
IIRC we lost a leg to that sectopod

fucking sectopod on the first mission in the third thread...

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>>35430694
That is literally half the reason I want Chinese Jack Harkness back. I can only imagine the look on Heather and Frenchie's face when he demands to know who left him for dead.

Pic related.

>>35430765
He's not dead. There's a distinct difference between the recovery time needed before being combat ready and the recovery time before being rape ready.

>>35430736
I dont even know how to respond QQ

>>35430868
As long as it doesn't include line breaks you'll be fine.

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>>35430666
>>35430683
>>35430687
>>35430714


"Lets... not die? " you mutter quietly

Apparently this was not the correct answer, as Heather just smirks at this. Bitch.
Bradford apparently takes pity on you and dismisses you all to the armory.

Fifteen minutes later, your all strapped into your seats in the Skyranger over the French countryside. Next to you, the Russian, who kindly introduced himself as Ivanovich Sergatov, quietly goes over the map of the AO, highlighting key points of approach and fields of fire.

Heather meanwhile, has taken up the other side of the skyranger with Frenchie, who seems to have taken to being her number two for some reason.

Its about ten minutes from landing she pipes up;
"So, little girl, what 'great plan' do you have to keep us alive?" clearly trying to humiliate you in front of the squad further.

>Gimme some D20's for planning!

>>35430838

He was looking to be pretty dead when they ran. Only Eliza saved his bacon.

To be fair, we left a guy for dead before too. It's understandable human reaction.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35430949

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35430949

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35430949
Strategic genius passing through.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35430949

Prepare to be bedazzled by tactical brilliance of Japanese Magical Girl

>>35430968
>>35430979
>>35430987
>>35430998
Ouch, can we at least call her a shamefaced coward when she tries to take us down a notch?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35430968
>>35430979
>>35430987
>>35430998
I demand a reroll.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35431044
Why do the dice not recognize the tactical brilliance of school girls?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35431044
>>35431044
you want to make things worse, don't you?

>>35431096
I think the /d/ice gods are quite explicit in this matter. This girl is clearly not a second coming of Yang Wenli.

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>>35430998
>>35431054
>>35431087
>all these rolls
I think the dice gods have shown their opinion on the tactical cunning of prepubescent Japanese schoolgirls.

Wait, is this a continuation of LSQ?

>>35431139
more a spin-off after the end, apart from character cameos its largely unconnected

Rolled 13 (1d20)

Holy sectoids there's an XCOM quest.

>>35431139
Sure. Dent bullied HK into turning it into XCOM/Delta Green then took over and is now regretting every moment of it. We come here to watch him suffer.

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>>35430968
>>35430979
>>35430987

You open your mouth, readying to talk about dividing the squad into two, using the sniper/gunner combo the keep the enemies heads down and using mutally supportive fire to ensure the assault team can grab the asset and get out.

What actually comes out is... "we.... go to the left.... Ivan helps... and..."

Heather and Frenchie on the other side of the cabin just laugh at you.
"So our leader is a retard as well as jailbait! Guess your just promoted because Beagle has a schoolgirl fetish" She snipes at you between laughs. "Ignore her guys, follow me and we'll finish this mission"

Unfortunately, it seems like the Brit and American agree with her, although the medic gives you a kindly look before following Heather.

Only the Russian and Eliza seem to pay any attention to you after that, Ivan continuing to help with your planning while Eliza seems to nod her minigun at your comments.

Soon though, your over the dropzone. Out of the door you see what looks like a highway, only its had the shit blown out of it. Bodies and cars are littered everywhere, while the sound of gunfire echoes from the wrecks of military vehicles up ahead.

As the skyranger lands, Heather and her crew quickly pile out, taking the right flank at high speed.


> Follow Heathers group?
> Fuck Heather, Find some elevation and get to work
> Shoot Heather.

>Dent
Is this the nigga who provided Kaleun with all the /k/nowlege for Loli Stalker quest?

him suffering is what makes life bearable lol

fuck heather, find some elevation and get to work

>>34531223
Can't stay, but going to say find higher ground, get to work.

>>35431223
>> Shoot Heather.
Non fatally. Bitch is countermanding orders from a superior officer.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35431223
> Fuck Heather, Find some elevation and get to work
we're a sniper after all, i wouldn't really say "fuck heather" but that's how we will be the most effective
maybe try to send the russian and Eliza on the left flank too?

>>35431223
> Follow Heathers group?
Like we said, lets not die

and if we get some elevation we should at least cover them, we can berrate her after we're all back in the skyranger at the end of the op

>>35431223
>Fuck Heather, Find some elevation and get to work
Outright shooting her will just get us in trouble. And being not-in-trouble with these guys is bad enough. Maybe the aliens will kill her for us.

>>35431223
>> Fuck Heather, Find some elevation and get to work

>>35431312
>on mission
>subortinate is being insubordinate
>lets shoot her, thus greatly diminishing our capability to finish the mission let alone get out alive and further drive the squad apart

Fucking brilliant plan...

>>35431223
>> Follow Heathers group?

>>35431312
Comissar, plz

Have to bear with Dent his net is shit atm lol

>>35431312
>>35431329
Why do you guys want her to die, then Chinese Jack Harkness can't hatefuck her when he gets out of medbay

>>35431373
He can hate fuck her in medbay...

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>>35431358
Like the bitch doesn't have it coming.

>>35431382
not if anon gets her killed because they are impulsive, petty and vindictive

leave that stuff to chinese jack harkness, not the japanese school girl

Follow heather.

Fuck splitting up.

>>35431382

Will he have to use the stun rod, because reasons?

>>35431223

>Follow Heather's group
There will be opportunity for vengeance later.

>>35431402
What she's got coming is Bamford when he gets out of the infirmary.

Let's not sabotage this mission because you want to be an idiot.

>>35431223
>> Follow Heathers group?
This anons got to sleep now.

Fellow anons, DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY

>>35431462
Urban mission. Splitting the party is a great idea, how else are you going to flank anything?

>>35431503
We have a Russian, the flimsy French brickwork does not stand a chance.

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>>35431223

>Follow Heathers Group

Sighing, you gesture for Ivan to follow you and for Eliza to take point. Without the assault squad, the bot is probably the most mobile of your team.

Taking the left flank, you close in on a parked construction crane, its control cab should give you a good overwatch of the entire roadway and with its elevation, minimize cover for the aliens.

Eliza quickly takes up position in front of the cab, slowly advancing down the line of destroyed to keep you and Ivan protected as you setup. Getting a boost from Ivan onto the roof, you drop prone and start scanning ahead of Eliza, tying to spot movement.

>D20 spotting check!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35431526

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35431526

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>>35431503

20 simoleons say there will be chryssalids.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35431526

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35431526

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35431535
>>35431553
>>35431572
Man our dice suck today.

Someone quickly go sacrifice a goat.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35431558
That's okay. We're the sniper.

>>35431585
fuck you

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35431594
No anon

>>35431593
Fuck you

>>35431585
>>35431593
The dice gods giveth, and the dice gods taketh away....

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35431650
Don't worry man, it's best of first three.

>>35431593

Being sniper means that while everyone else is on the frontlines and too far away to give assistance while we have only our pistol to defend ourselves from the rapelien that jumped us from behind.

>>35431694
not using two and three man teams while on mission nigga what

>>35431694
In that case we'll just mindcontrol it with our penis.

>>35431694
Nah Ivan is with us. He'll protect his new daughteru.

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>>35431741
We're the Japanese shoolgirl, fool, not the Chinese whore.

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>>35431535
>>35431553
>>35431572

Your looking through your scope ahead, seeing Frenchie ducking behind a car before you hear something skittering to your left. Surely Ivan would have seen something if there was anything around here you... You look down from your vantage point, to see Ivan's moved forward to cover Eliza.
In the time it takes you to realize this, you feel a screaming pain in your left shoulder. Instinctively, you roll right, yelling out as you fall off the cab of the crane onto the street. You claw at your arm for a second, relieved to see its still attached. Your armour took most of the shot, melting away almost entirely. Below, your bleeding slightly, but otherwise you seen to have had a lucky escape.
Before you can fully recover however, you catch a glimpse of something grey closing in on you fast...


> Snap Shot with sniper rifle
> Draw pistol and meet his charge

>>35431771
>pistol

>>35431764
So is Eliza

>>35431771
> Snap Shot with sniper rifle
and then charge and bludgeon it to death with our rifle if we miss

>>35431771
>> Draw pistol and meet his charge
c

Rolled 12 (1d20)

snap shot with sniper

>>35431771
>Draw pistol and meet his charge

The head! Shoot him in the head!

>>35431771
>> Draw pistol and meet his charge

>>35431771
> Snap Shot with sniper rifle

>>35431771
>> Snap Shot with sniper rifle
He's coming right for us!

>>35431771
>all these idiots who wants us to dela with acharging attacker by snap firing afuckng bolt action while wounded
GOODBYE, LOLI. HEATHER WAS RIGHT.

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>>35431771
> Draw pistol and meet his charge

Rising to your feet you drop your rifle, drawing your pistol and closing on the sectoid. Its obviously surprised by this turn of events, firing wide in panic. As you close the distance you hear Ivan's cry of alarm as he realizes your exposed, this momentary distraction is all it needs however as its eyes meet yours.

>D20 Will test!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35431917

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35431917

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35431917
kyaa yamete

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35431917
At least let her be good at this.

>>35431917
Best of first three?

>>35431950

good man.

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>35431917
>jap
>female
>underage
>will
Nope!

>>35432029
die

>>35432029
Yeah, we can see dice rolls now remember?

>>35431967
Dent has been using that rule so far, he's just not smart enough to state it outright.

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>>35432029

Nice try bud now GTFO.

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>>35431936
>>35431939
>>35431950

Your head explodes in pain, thoughts come unbidden into your head. Suddenly the Sectoid is fifty feet tall and dripping blood, your instincts scream at you in terror, every fiber of your body tells you to run and hide. You scream as you try to turn, but your traveling too fast, barrelling into the surprised Alien, you knock it to the ground, its head cracking off of the asphalt. Just like that, the terror vanishes, and you bring your pistol down on the aliens face with a satisfying thump.

By the time Ivan has rushed over, your dusting yourself off and collecting your rifle. Raising an eyebrow at you, you just shrug. You feel like his respect of you went up a great deal from this incident.

He quickly puts a couple rounds into the prone sectoid, splattering its brains across a nearby car before he gives you a boost back up to your snipers nest.

Down the roadway, Heather and her crew have hit trouble. Frenchie and her are pinned down behind a SUV, while what looks like Elton John in a suit rains fire above them.
You see they left their entire left flank open, just like you thought they might when you saw the map earlier, and it looks like another one of the thin men is moving to exploit that from outside of Heathers vision.

Over the Radio, Heather yells "Someone kill that shite in a suit, he's stopping out advance!"

> Shoot the Suppressor
> Shoot the Flanker

>>35432224
>> Shoot the Flanker

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35432254
oops forgot to roll

shoot the flanker

>>35432224
>Shoot the Flanker

Fuck Heather.

>>35432224
>> Shoot the Flanker
Then
>> Shoot the Suppressor

Sniping fools is what we do best.

>>35432224
> Shoot the Flanker
then scold her about that

>>35432327
I like this secondary option, Heather needs to be brought down a peg for the good of the squad.

>>35432224
flanker

Speaking of the uber-bitch, does anyone remember where she's from?

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>>35432224
> Shoot the Flanker

You ignore her yells and focus on the flanking thin man. His thin frame, movement and with the range make it a challenging shot. You close your eyes and breathe in.

You open your eyes, your rifle naturally moving to where you want it and you pull the trigger.

The Man's head explodes in a cloud of dark vapor, his body slumping against a parked car and twitching madly.

The supressor, seeing his comrade has fallen, ceases fire and drops into heavy cover. As much as you try, you cant get a clear shot, a cars engine block preventing you from nailing him.

Heather on the other hand, has taken this as her moment to shine, she vaults from her cover, charging towards the thin man. Just as she reaches the open, the thin man pops up and levels his plasma carbine at her...

>D20 Take the shot!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35432493

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35432493
Awe shit

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35432493

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35432493
plink

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35432493
Sunuvabitch missed the roll by seconds. Again.

>>35432493
Ideally we want a shot that throws off the man's aim but leaves him alive for Heather

>>35432625
So she can kill him up close and poison herself? Great idea!

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>>35432520
>>35432524
>>35432544

Your snapshot goes low, slamming into the car bonnet infront of him, causing him to flinch as he pulls the trigger. The split second it takes for him to readjust his aim is all heather needs, she drops to a slide and unloads a shotgun round upper chest, obliterating his torso. What the hell rounds is she using?!

Under you, Ivan who's been making up for letting you get ambushed by covering you, calls you down, its time to catch up with the team...

By the time you catch up, you and Ivan are puffing hard, your heavy equipment not at all suited to fast movement. Heather and company are waiting for you to catch up, she's looking a little uncomfortable, aware that the thin man would have her dead to rights if you hadn't taken the shot...

"You know... your not entirely useless..." She mutters

> Accept the compliment
> Say nothing
> CATFIGHT!

accept the compliment

>>35432700
> Accept the compliment
now is not the time to fight

>>35432700

>Apology accepted, baka.

>Let's move on, we have a civilian to keep alive.

>>35432753
I support this.

>>35432700
>> Accept the compliment

Chew her out when she does something to earn it. Which she is garunteed to do sooner or later.

>>35432753
Sounds good.

>>35432700
That's why I outrank you, gaijin.

>>35432700
>>35432753
>b-baka.
You mean.

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>>35432700
> Accept the compliment

You beam a priceless smile at her, which she hesitantly returns.

In response, you decide to ask her "Are those the new FRAG-12 rounds? I've been wanting those ages!"
"You noticed!? I had to promise the guy in the armory a few favors to get them, but he managed to get them in last week... wait... is that the Zeiss adaptive optics set?"

This continues on for more than a minute, the rest of the squad looking drumbstruck at the pair of you talking about various firearms like they were various shoe fashions.
"Is it bad that I'm turned on at this?" The American asks Ivan.
"Da. vut only because she ees 15" He responds before smacking the American hard on the back of the head.

Finally the medic interrupts "Erm... Ladies? can we... you know? get back to work?"

> Offer to let Heather Lead
> Take command.

>>35432958
>"Is it bad that I'm turned on at this?"
Murica fuck yea

> Take command.
Need to step up, senpai. We're more inclined to think laterally than Heather.

>>35432958
>Take command.
Time to earn the next promotion.

>>35432958
>Take Command

>>35432958
>> Take command.

>>35432958
> Take command.
>try to cooperate

>>35432958

If we have actual idea on how to proceed
>take command
But in the more likely case that we would be winging it
>delegate Heather

>>35433130
Nip already worked out a plan with Ivan. She knows what to do she just didn't present it well. Trust in your sniper daughteru.

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>>35432958
> Take command.

You direct the assault team to take point, Heather actually making snarky comebacks in a nice way as she takes point with Frenchie and Eliza.

With the trio up ahead, the rest of you move forward, taking turns to overwatch each other. By now, the gunfire towards the other end of the bridge has stopped, and eerie quiet descending on the area. Finally, you reach the military vehicles you saw from the skyranger, its a mess of bodies and twisted metal. The ambush obviously wiped out most of the troops in the first volley, with the survivors pinned down from the start.

You direct your assault section forward while everyone else takes positions behind cover to watch for any sort of ambush. It doesn't come. What does happen however, is a man strolls out from behind one of the ruined APC's. Wearing a singed officers dress uniform, complete with ivory pistol grips and generals starts, he cuts an imposing figure, even more so with the lit cigar and mad grin.
"About Time you showed up. General Van Doorn, a pleasure to meet you ladies"
He gestures to the wreckage around him "I got a bit bored while waiting for you, I dont suppose you mind me entertaining myself...So... Did Dave send you or are you here to snuff me?"

> What?
> Dave?
> Snuff you?

>>35433384
>> What?

>>35433384
>What

>>35433384
>Extraction, actually

>>35433384
>> What?

yes we were sent to collect you, Who is dave?

>>35433468
Yeah, we know our orders.

>>35433384
> What?
>"we're here to... rescue you, i guess?"

>>35433384
Aww, this guy is killing all the fun. Ask him to at least pretend he needs our help so we can look cool.

>>35433384

>What?
>Dave?

>Just come with us, ippan-sama, a Skyranger is waiting.

>>35433468
Supportan.

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> What?

"what?" You ask, unsure of what he is talking about
"Ah. I thought this might happen. He doesnt like reading freindlies in. Guess his holiday in Ukraine didn't do anything for his paranoia."
"Erm... We're here.... to... well... rescue you... I guess?"
"Really? No taser and black bag? No interrogatings with buckets of water? Kids these days... Back in my day we ran extractions of Agents like kidnappings. Suckers never knew what hit them... Fine. Lead the way..." He somehow looks dissapointed, you make a mental note to ask a couple questions when your all back on the skyranger.

He settles in nicely, even insisting on handing over his pistols saying he "wants to see how the new generation handles things" Overall, he seems to not particularly care that he's walking around in a warzone.

You and your team are carefully falling back to the extraction point when you hear a whistling on the wind...

> D20 Thin Men Everywhere!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35433654
Sacrificed a goat for a 1

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35433654

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35433654
Bugger.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35433654
We're rolling for the number of thin men?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35433654
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35433654
oh boy oh boy

Rolled 5 (1d20)

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>>35433682
>>35433693
>>35433705


From above you, more Elton Johns appear, Jumping down onto the highway. For once you think yourself lucky to be a Japanese schoolgirl...

Your team opens up with everything they have, blasting three of them from the skies before they even land. The remaining few of them landing well out of position in the open, letting the rest of you focus your fire on each of them before they get to cover.
Of the nine who landed, only four of them manage to get into cover behind a truck, out of your sight.

> Fix Bayonets?
> Suppress and flank?
> Fuck it. Rocket.

>>35433796

>Four of them behind a truck

Rock it, baby. I mean, Rocket.

>>35433796
>> Fuck it. Rocket.
no poison pls

fuck it rocket and everyone else ready for just in case

>>35433796
We have rockets? Who the hell is carrying the rockets?

>>35433796
> Fuck it. Rocket.
lol, cover

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35433796
> Fuck it. Rocket.

The weapon should even be called the Fuck It Rocket.

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>>35433796
>> Fuck it. Rocket.
Blow that shit the fuck up.

>ib4 private lecturing with Vahlen for using explosives.

>>35433896
Should be the Chinaman's signature weapon.

>>35433796
Rocket and bayonets. Just to be sure.

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>>35433796
> Fuck it. Rocket.

You wave the American over, pointing him towards the truck where the thin men are hiding.
"Make them go away" you say quietly to him.
His response is to grin like a retard.

Unslinging his rocket launcher, he checks to see area behind him is clear before aiming at the truck. He pulls the trigger.

There is a massive explosion of flame from the front of the launcher, the pressure is massive, making your ears pop.

And....

Something behind you explodes. And the highway shakes.

The idiot was holding backwards.

"Running would be a good idea..." Van Doorn mutters, already moving as you look behind you to see the road start to plunge downwards.

> D20 GETTODACHOPPA!

>>35434014
And when we upgrade, we call it the
Fuck It 2 Rocket
Appropriately shaped of course

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35434085
BAYONET OUR WAY TO THE CHOPPA

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35434085
God damn it Carlos.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35434085
huthuthuthut

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>>35434085

Holy shit rookie...

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35434085
fucking americanss

WHO GAVE THE RETARD THE ROCKET?!

>>35434085
THIS ASSHOLE JUST LOST ALL HIS RIGHTS TO THE GOOD GUNS.

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>>35434114
>>35434125
>>35434147

The rest of the squad looks at you for a moment for instruction.

"RUN!" You scream at them, as you take off down the road. Between the thin men, who *might* kill you, and the collapsing bridge that *will* kill you, You'd take the thin men any day.

Sprinting, your quickly passed by Heather and Frenchie, who quickly pass the surprised looking thin men in their bid to reach the skyranger. The American, getting over his shock is next, followed by your medic, who by now has abandoned his rifle and concentrating on legging it.
Passing the thin men, one of them tries to take a shot at you, but the road shudders, throwing off his aim and the shot goes wide. Looking back over your shoulder, you see the Russian's ditched his machine gun and is pulling a strap on his amour, which falls away behind him. You quickly see why, the roadway collapse is getting uncomfortably close, close enough that your mad run is joined by two of the thin men.

Eliza finally gets up to speed, zooming past everyone and careering up the skyrangers ramp and crashing into the benches in the back. Guess they didn't put brakes as a high priority for a combat bot...

Ivan passes you as you start to feel the ground below you become less and less stable with your footsteps, you ditch your gun and look down to pull the release strap. Something dark barrels into you and jumps into the skyranger as you fall.

Rolling back to your feet, the skyranger's door is scant meters away, with Heather hanging out the back door, her arm outstretched.

You leap, catching her hand as the ground under you gives away. She hauls your light frame aboard. You both lie there on the ram panting as it closes. Somehow all of your squad made it, although most of them are missing weapons and Ivan is in a severe state of undress.

> D20 Perception Check

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35434545
Spot all the traps

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35434545

>d20 check to realize we forgot about the VIP

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35434545

>>35434545
Are we transporting a thin man? That counts as a captive.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35434545
oh noooooooo

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>>35434571
>>35434610
>>35434627

As you lie there, you look into the skyranger to see Van Doorn sitting at the back. Sitting opposite him, with what you think is an innocent look on his face is a man in a suit. He looks back at you. You Smile. He doesn't. He actually looks pretty pissed.
He then arches his back as if to sneeze.
"Fuck"

The back of the skyranger is filled with coughing, before Ivan punches the thin man and the medic starts spraying his mist dispenser on everyone to neutralize the acid.

"I am NOT cleaning that mess up" calls the Pilot from the Cockpit, the Thin man now duct taped to a chair.

Van Doorn however, seems to take the whole being gassed incident with great amusment, saying "He's not had as much fun in years" and it "reminds him of Cambodia". Either way, he says he's willing to answer your questions now...

> Questions?

>>35434789
Am I kawaii?

>>35434789
Adorable. Although Giltinė will give you a run for your money.

>>35434789
who is dave really?
how did you know him?

>>35434789
No questions, just get him to HQ.

>>35434890
"Dave is an old friend from the good old days. I've known him since he joined the organisation. Its a pity he burnt out so fast..."

>>35434789
Can you teach that guy to recognize the dangerous end of a gun?

>>35434929
"I think he recognizes his mistake. I heard the other girl saying she's going to do horrible things to his genitals."

>>35434789

>Have there been aliens in Cambodia?

Also incoming promotions for live capture. Nice going lads.

>>35434951
Good. So am I.

>>35434789
What happened 70 years ago?

But seriously, what is his relationship with the people ordering us around?

And what is the health care with them like, we know a guy who left a leg and a pair of lungs behind on our last mission.

>>35434999

Has the sniper been even present in that exchange?

>>35434962
"The Cambodia operation was... A turning point shall we say. While it didn't involve extraterrestrials per say, it involved certain... forces of a similar nature. "

>>35434999
"70 years ago? Hmmm... Well I do remember my predecessor saying something about a mission to the Soviet Union that went bad. More than that you'd have to ask Dave yourself. If he's in one of his more lucid moments you might even get an answer."

Healthcare is great! Its the psychological care that needs improvement. Provided you last that long...

>>35435113
>Its the psychological care that needs improvement.
Heather, Frenchie, you two better roll for anal circumference with your fingers crossed.

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>>35435113

The rest of the flight is punctuated with various hackling coughs, as well as the Brit occasionally kicking the thin man. The tape over his mouth has to be replaced three times however, as he keeps using acid to melt it. By the time you get back to base, everyone feels like they are a 40 a day smoker.

Everyone apart from Van Doorn at least, who says its like a breath mint. You seriously wonder about that man...

As you come off the Skyranger, your greeted by your former squad leader in a wheelchair. You cant say he looks good, he's covered in bandages and his leg stump is obvious, but your also pretty sure that he didn't get any welts on his neck from the last mission...

You were talking with the rest of squad about him before the mission, you decided to give him a nickname

> Butt Pirate?
> Extra Crispy?
> Stir Fry?
> Other (Fill in, if its awesome and people agree)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35435113
>Well I do remember my predecessor saying something about a mission to the Soviet Union that went bad.
MET- er, SHAGOHOD!?

>>35435335
Hot Dog

>>35435335
>Stir Fry

>>35435335
>> Extra Crispy?
Tsssssssssssss, hot.

>>35435335

>Implyer
>Penetrator
>Piledriver
>Invader
>Inserter
>Donor

>>35435335
> Stir Fry

>>35435335
>> Extra Crispy
or
>>Penetrator

butt pirate

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>>35435335
>Stir Fry

"...we decided to call you 'Stir Fry' ..." you say, as everyone behind you attempts to keep a straight face.

His reaction is to raise his hand, give you all the finger, and then wheel himself off back to medical.

"Too soon?" You ask heather, as she gives up holding in her laughter and starts guffawing loudly.

>THREAD IV END.

>As usual I'll be back for Q&A and feedback etc.

>I'm actually having *fun* writing this. What the hell?

>>35435765
The hell it dropped my tag?

>>35435765
>I'm actually having *fun* writing this. What the hell?
it's starting
first step of the Curse

thanks for running, that was fun for us too

>>35435824
Glad you enjoyed it. I feel my quality of writing is improving slightly.

I also think Herr Kaulen has died or something, he's literally vanished off the face of the earth...

need more murder loli..... dent who know who im referring to :)

>>35435865
wut?
without an explosion? that seems unlikely.
i think he said something about running something again soon(tm) on twitter, but yeah

oh, and don't forget to archive, as always

>>35435913
Possibly. That or he's gassed himself again. He seriously needs to get a new job...

>>35435959
oh right, that

>>35435785
Kaleun taught you that one thing at least.

>>35435913
Archive up:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35429974/

>>35435765

Thanks OP. Keep it up.

pun intended.

>>35435865
>I also think Herr Kaulen has died or something, he's literally vanished off the face of the earth...

>Dent actually believes anyone trusts him to not be in cahoots with Kaleun.
This is downright insulting.

>>35436730
Normally I'd agree, but he's been... Quiet.

Too damn Quiet.

>>35436844
Sure thing mister lackey. I trust everything you say because you are trustworthy and would never lie to us just to help Kaleun play his sick games.

>>35436935
Fair enough. Although fun fact, the last time HK was this quiet, I had to introduce him to Katawa Shoujo to break him out of it.

And then he started down the path of Animie, QMing and Ruin.

I must atone for what i unleashed unto the world ...

>>35436990
You're doing God's work Dent, keep it up.

>>35436990
Hey, The Drawfag from a while back. Still waiting on that reply back for art!

>>35439083
Yeah, wheres that drawfaggotry that was promised. Next cyberidols thread I'm going to have to twist his arm bout that.

>>35435865
>I also think Herr Kaulen has died or something, he's literally vanished off the face of the earth...
Nah he's still around, he's been sick for like the last month.

Ask him about the Cabal, its where the cool kids hang out.

>>35434085
Holy shit you have experience with rocket troopers as bad as mine.

I send squads of six of them against small UFOs. It cuts down on useless soldiers (because if they can aim they're given a LMG, if not they're given a rocket), and occasionally nets us a few kills against opponents I'd fully expect to have completely lost to.

>>35443172
I am that drawfag. I never got a reply. I'll see if I can contact Dent through twitter or something!