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April 2011
14668953Portal-Adeva crossoverCave Johnson here. Here at Nerv we're making giant abominations wrapped in four feet of metal armor to defend the Earth from alien attack. Now the lab boys say we should be using well-trained men to pilot these, but the last budget came up a bit short, and so I said to them, "Hey, my boy loves these things! He can pilot one!"Adeva, Adeptus Evangelion, Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Portal, Portal 2, Aperture Science, Cave Johnson2011-04-21 36 
August 2011
16052444Adeptus Evangelion: Cold WarIt is 1961. It has been fifteen years since the Second Impact. Pilots are from the respective countries in either NATO and Warsaw. Their mission? Desperately work together while making the other side look weaker.EVA homebrew setting worldbuilding AdEva Adeptus Evangelion AdeptusEvangelion Neon Genesis NGE fluff2011-08-25 -2 
December 2012
22230528Discolich, Part IIIOP posts the latest version of /tg/'s latest project, and musicbro turns up with more of the soundtrackDisco Lich, Neon Skull, Neon, Skull, Game, vidya, platform, music, soundtrack, lich2012-12-27 14 
22271004Neon Skull thread 4The game is pushed further, into a driving minigame, and musicbro takes requests while OP is asleep. Neon Skull, Discolich, retro, game, 8bit, platform, music, soundtrack, 2012-12-31 8 
January 2013
22480480A Knight Does Not Die With An Empty HandA nice quest, that just so happens to be set in the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion. After character creation is done things hit the ground running and the first angel battle starts moments later.Collective Game, Some Faggot, Adeptus Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, World Ending2013-01-09 14 
22536559A Knight Does Not Die With An Empty Hand Thread 2Adeptus Evangelion Quest continues, this time Samantha emotionally scars a very unfortunate Nicolas. She also heads off to school and learns of the cut throat world of the inter school tournament. We all get to know our other pilots better.Collective Game, Some Faggot, Adeptus Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, World Ending2013-01-12 17 
22592074A Knight Does Not Die With An Empty Hand Thread 3Samantha finishes up her day at school by watching a duel between Terrance and Nicolas. Afterwards she is invited by the pair for lunch. Then they show her around town before heading back to NERV.Collective Game, Some Faggot, Adeptus Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, World Ending2013-01-15 15 
22630838A Knight Does Not Die With An Empty Hand Thread 4We finish our fight with the thugs, and Nicolas practically tears them to shreds. Then after getting to NERV we step into our Eva, unfortunately something rather odd happens inside the plug.Collective Game, Some Faggot, Adeptus Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, World Ending2013-01-17 14 
July 2013
25940768Ad Eva Discussion and StortimeAnons talk about Adeptus Evangelion, also, storytime about AdEva game with Pacific Rim material in it.Adeptus Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Pacific Rim, Evas, Jaegers, Storytime2013-07-11 1 
October 2013
28013529Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest - 1. Baptism by FireWe are Freja-Signi Bjornsdottir, Valkyrie-pilot of an Enherjar, 14 years old.Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest, evangelion, quest, collective game2013-10-30 8 
November 2013
28129963Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest - 1. Baptism by Fire pt. 2We are Freja-Signi Bjornsdottir, a 14 year-old Einherjar pilot. And currently, a Nibelwinter Wolf is charging at you.Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest, evangelion, quest, collective game2013-11-06 3 
28330795 Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest - 1. Baptism by Fire pt. 3We are Freja-Signi Bjornsdottir, a 14 year-old Einherjar pilot. The Wulf is dead and we have no casualty, but terror looms in the near future.Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest, evangelion, quest, collective game2013-11-17 3 
December 2013
28627692Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest - 2. Yggdrasil DaysWe are Freja-Signi Bjornsdottir, a 14 year-old Einherjar pilot. Hakarl pizza for dinner is bad for your health, especially if it makes you dream prophetic of things. And talk to Karl about things not involving punching him.Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest, evangelion, quest, collective game2013-12-03 3 
28868310Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest - 2. Yggdrasil Days pt. 2We are Freja-Signi Bjornsdottir, a 14 year-old Einherjar pilot. We piss off a school diva and beat her in her own arena. Did I mention that the school has mandatory arena fights?Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest, evangelion, quest, collective game2013-12-15 4 
28998709Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest - 2. Yggdrasil Days pt. 3We are Freja-Signi Bjornsdottir, a 14 year-old Einherjar pilot. Things took an unpleasant turn when we encounter a Jotunn.Neon Ragnarok Einherjar Quest, evangelion, quest, collective game2013-12-21 3 
July 2014
33131241Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 4Anon plays paint-ball and becomes the office drone.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-02 16 
33207982Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 5Anon attends a funeral, reviews A case file, engages sleeper agents in a gunfight speeding down a road, and discovers the Third doesn't like human touch.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-06 20 
33275610Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 6Anon survives nightmares, plane bombs, and parachuting out of the back of a 'malfunctioning' C-141, before meeting Johann.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-09 16 
33318659Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 7Anon talks to an Admiral, traumatizes a 14 year old girl, and tang launches a discussion on Japanese federal versus state law, while the mystery deepens in Nevada!tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-11 14 
33404018Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 8In which it is revealed that MC might be out of his depth,Smith can fist fight, and Mari wants to smoke.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-15 14 
33476714Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 9: You Can (Not) OperateAnon improvises an explosive, meets Dr. von Franken, and swears at a possible hallucination.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-18 12 
33588883Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 10: You Can (Not) OperateAnon manages to lure out the TRUE MOLE, dodge being asked out by a fourteen year old, and stop things from going CATASTROPHICALLY wrong!tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-23 14 
33633138Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 11: You Can (Not) OperateAnon argues, tang messes up at blackjack, and the waifu arguments begin in ernest! Oh, and Anon yells at a hallucination. Again.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-25 13 
33725820Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 12: You Can (Not) OperateAnon meets the Second and Ryoji, has an adult discussion with the Fourth, and learns he's fucked up very badly with his eternal soul. And then he kisses his superior officer.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-07-29 15 
August 2014
33850415Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 13: You Can (Not) OperateAnon tries to shoot an Angel, rides a bomb down to the Angel's mouth, and lands in a hand. Archived early because Moot buggered 4chan in the ass.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-03 11 
33895740Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 14: You Can (Not) OperateAnon dreams of his failure, how he can prevent it, and then kicks his own ass. And then he makes another deal.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-05 13 
34067851Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 15: You Can (Not) OperateAnon finds out the Great Game is still a thing, there are missing nuclear weapons, and doesn't really do anything else of note, actually. Kind of a slow thread.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-12 11 
34118350Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 16: You Can (Not) OperateAnon makes thinly veiled threats at a school official, talks to Asuka about Shinji, and gets into a shoot out.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-14 11 
34191163Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 17: You Can (Not) OperateAnon has talks with the Pilots, and Captain Katsuragi. Misato may or may not have used Anon for relationship advice.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-17 12 
34282208Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 18: You Can (Not) OperateAnon dreams a dream of something that might have(had)been, cooks breakfast, and pep talks Shinji! Cut short due to tang's lack of time skill.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-21 11 
34327507Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 19: You Can (Not) OperateAnon chews Asuka out, gets bombarded by paint, and discovers deeper levels of self-loathing!tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-23 11 
34491044Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 20: You Can (Not) OperateAnon drives like a mad man and sort of confronts affairs of the heart.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-30 9 
34514794Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 21: You Can (Not) OperateAnon saves a kid, insults an Australian, and learns they have a reputation that has preceded them.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-08-31 10 
September 2014
34653531Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 22: You Can (Not) OperateAnon has problems with dreams. tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-09-06 10 
35156429Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 23: You Can (Not) OperateAnon doesn't like hospitals or waiting in them, and Anon doesn't like sending kids to fight.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-09-28 10 
October 2014
35464100 Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 23: Operator No Operating!We take a shower, make some arrangements, stand outside a door, and fend off Section 1 agents with a chair.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-10-12 7 
35590495Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest 24Anon interrogates a prisoner and meets a friend.tangfag, eva, NGE, section two, collective game, neon genesis evangelion quest2014-10-18 8 
August 2015
42006676Surfer Ghouls Setting WorldbuildingOP proposes a setting in which a nonhuman intelligent species of "ghouls" appears in the modern world, claiming to be fleeing something. Worldbuilding results.ghouls, ghoul, surfer, beach, colors, neon nightmare, worldbuilding, setting,2015-08-21 18 
42020487Surfer Ghouls Setting Worldbuilding 2: The Neon NightmareA second thread discussing the arrival of hippy-surfer-slacker "Ghouls" on Earth, the friendships they make and the secrets they keep about their native culture and the fate of their old home in the Neon Nightmare.ghouls, ghoul, surfer, beach, colors, neon nightmare, worldbuilding, setting,2015-08-23 13 
September 2015
42509207Pokemon GO Neon Quest 1We meet our Protagonist, Ross Green, and receive our first pokemon.Collective Game Pokemon-GO-Neon-Quest2015-09-15 5 
42527552Pokemon GO Neon Quest 2Ross evolves Vitriol into a Kakuna, and they have a run in with Team Fang.Collective Game Pokemon-GO-Neon-Quest2015-09-16 7 
42547126Pokemon GO Neon Quest 3Ross Captures a Poliwag, meets Team Claw, and gets involved in a Pokemon Team Turf War.Collective Game Pokemon-GO-Neon-Quest2015-09-17 5 
42656428Pokemon GO Neon Quest 4Ross forms Team Hunter, with a Secret Base and a cool set of Uniforms.Collective Game Pokemon-GO-Neon-Quest2015-09-22 4 
November 2016
50240157Original Races besides the traditional orcs/elves/dwarves comboOP asks /tg/ for their ideas for new player races. Interesting worldbuilding and in-setting mythology result.races, species, worldbuilding, monsters, setting, mythology, ghouls, neon nightmare,2016-11-18 8 
October 2017
1997470Neon Citizen QuestOur 1st protagonist Albert gets done in by an assassin because of a data chip and the 2nd, Cynthia, experience the time of her life downtownNeon Citizen Quest, future, crime, sci-fi2017-10-25 1 
April 2021
4697729Neon Terminus Evangelion - 01 - The Same as it Ever Was2017 AD. Seventeen years after Second Impact. The Angels have returned. It's time to fight back.Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-04-05 7 
4731368Neon Terminus Evangelion - 02 - Heaven's ServantEthan deals with the fallout of the fight against the Sixth Angel and Sayid delves further into Nerv.Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-04-30 5 
May 2021
4790721Neon Terminus Evangelion - 03 - Who Can Stand Against A GodNerv lays plans for the future, the pilots grow closer together. Aaliyah prepares for a dangerous mission.Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-05-30 3 
July 2021
4870603Neon Terminus Evangelion - 04 - The Great BelowKorine finally sees combat, Aaliyah infiltrates Nerv and finds what they're hiding.eon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-07-14 2 
August 2021
4923765Neon Terminus Evangelion - 05 - The Weight of a SoulAngel attacks increase in number and severity. Nerves fray. Attrition takes its toll. What is the weight of one life?Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-08-19 1 
October 2021
4995537Neon Terminus Evangelion - 06 - The Abyss's GazeAn Angel is detected in the depths of the Pacific and an operation is launchedNeon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, NTE, Neon Terminus Evangelion, multiple protagonists, TimeKillerQM2021-10-23 0 
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