“Kids're fine,” you say shortly. Then you hiss with a sharp intake of breath as you finish the stitching and knot it off.

“What about you?” That's an odd question. You glance up at her, and now her eyes are unreadable.

“'m fine,” you don't shrug the question aside- shrugging would hurt, because you got shot, because some dumbfuck thought he could take you, and because Lily's playing games with your head. You need to have a serious talk with her, you think.

“What keeps you going?” That's an odd question for a superior to be asking you, you think. She elaborates, then, when you don't look up. “Why are you still in the- field? The field, you're in? You're one of the oldest field Agents Section Two's got, Cryan. Average age is twenty-three. You're a good five years older than that.”

“Don't remind me,” you joke.

“Be serious, for once,” she snaps. “Everything's a joke to you, isn't it?” If only she knew. If only she fucking knew, you want to laugh.

[]”Something's gotta be in a business as serious as this.”
[]”You mean that life isn't a joke? Oh God, all my life- a lie-”
[]Write-in

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>>34191173
>forgetting the second pic

MUCH FAIL

>>34191173
>[x]”Something's gotta be in a business as serious as this.”

>>34191173
>[x]”Something's gotta be in a business as serious as this.”
"By the way, I'm fine, thank you.You talk to the kids?"

>>34191173
>[x]”Something's gotta be in a business as serious as this.”
100% seriousface all the time is bad for you Misato

>>34191315
Uh, she knows we're fine

>>34191315
this

>>34191173
>[]”Something's gotta be in a business as serious as this.”

>>34191315
We already talked to her about that

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“Something's gotta be a joke,” you grin up at her from the bathroom counter. “'sides, this business is serious. Gotta laugh sometime, right?”

“But the way you find your laughs-” You cut her off swiftly, before she can begin questioning you. You don't want anyone inside your other than you and Lily, and Lily's only allowed because she's already there.

“You talk to the kids?” You question Misato. She looks at you, eyes inscrutable. You avert your own gaze, to stare at yourself in the mirror.

“Yeah,” she says quietly. “Shinji's being quiet, but then he's always quiet. Asuka is- she knows you got hit, but she hasn't told the others. She doesn't know how to take the fact you killed men to protect them. I don't, either, really.” You let that slide. Instead you try to look yourself in the eyes. For some reason, you can't, and deep in your gut, that bothers you.

“Mari is- She's locked in her room, listening to music. I think you should talk to them.” Probably, you silently agree.

“Has the pizza I promised 'em been ordered?”

“W-what are you talking about?” She asks, startled by your sudden change of subject.

“I promised the kids pizza. Has it been ordered yet?”

“No,” she says. “I don't think so. Your man Michael is on his way back, as well. He's finished with the police.”

“Good,” you say quietly, and begin dabbing blood off your side with a washcloth. You glance at the gray t-shirt lying on a pair of jeans on a toilet, then at Misato. She hasn't asked about any of your scars. That's good, you think. That means

[]”You mind giving me a couple of minutes, here?”
[]”If you wanna stay and enjoy the view, fine by me.”
[]Write-in

>>34191914
[]”You mind giving me a couple of minutes, here?”
Don't press that button.
Srs

>>34191914
>[x]”If you wanna stay and enjoy the view, fine by me.”

>>34191914
>[]”You mind giving me a couple of minutes, here?”

>>34191914
>[x]”You mind giving me a couple of minutes, here?”

>>34191914
>"...Sorry. Can you give me a few minutes?"

>>34191914
[]”If you wanna stay and enjoy the view, fine by me.”

>>34191914
>[X]”You mind giving me a couple of minutes, here?”

>>34191173
>“What keeps you going?”
What else should I do? Lie down and die?

>>34191914
[X]”If you wanna stay and enjoy the view, fine by me.”

>>34191914
>[x]”You mind giving me a couple of minutes, here?”

>>34191914
>[x]”If you wanna stay and enjoy the view, fine by me.”
>[x]Write-in ("But you gotta help me see if my back has any exit wounds. Those are a bitch to close up all alone.")

>>34192292
But there aren't any wounds on our back, we didn't get hit there

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>>34192292
Seconding this

>

“Can uh, can I get a few minutes, here? I'm sure my scars offer a fascinating and discerning insight into my past and who I am as a person and man, but I don't quite think you want to see all of them.”

She blushes and offers an excuse, before turning and leaving, closing the door behind her. You toss your now ruined shirt onto the floor, to be taken and thrown away later. She asked what kept you going. Lots and lots of coffee, alcohol, and a burning desire to- to what? You come up short. A burning desire to succeed? God and Lily know you've failed at that.

So what, then? What keeps you going? Is it a desire to protect the kids? That would make sense, but they're not even your kids. Is it all you know, now? All you know is the struggle, the fight to survive? No, you think. That's not it. It's from deeper than that instinctual hatred of failure, it's deeper than that loathing of not being on top, of not being the winner.

You struggle into the clean shirt, careful not to pop open your stitches, and then pull your pants on. Why do you keep getting up even after you've been shot, stabbed, burned, beaten?

Because you're Declan fucking Cryan, and there is either victory and success or there is a slow descent into nothingness as you scrabble to live. You need a fucking drink, you decide.

Stepping out of the bathroom, you're confronted with Misato looking at the only personal article you own, other than clothing- a picture of you with your mother, dated when you were thirteen and there was enough money to bake a cake.

(1/2)

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“You were happy, weren't you?” She asks, and you wonder why she's trying to care, you're just supposed to be a faceless, nameless soldier, a rook to try and die for the goals of those above you. But you're not, really. You chose, when no one else would or could- you made a decision, didn't you?

“I was, yes,” you say quietly. You step behind her, take the picture from her hand, and place it face down on the dresser beside the bunk you were assigned.

“Are you happy now? Is there something you want to do with yourself?” Ha. Oh good God, the questions. Is she- is she trying to be a good leader?

[]”Which kid did you want me to talk to first?”
[]”Doesn't matter. I do my job.”
[]Write-in.

>>34192544
>[]”Which kid did you want me to talk to first?”

>>34192544
>"As long as the kids are fine. Which one first?"

>>34192544
I want a drink.

>>34192544
>"I want to drink, fight, and - wait, no that was the Norse..."

>>34192544
[]”Which kid did you want me to talk to first?”

>>34192584
this

>>34192544
> "I'd prefer a bit more peaceful life and some kids of my own , but we make do I guess. I'll go grab Shinji then?"

>>34192544
[X]”Doesn't matter. I do my job.”
Happiness comes second to making sure that the kids live. After all spitting in the eye of the things that want you dead is a time honored human tradition.

>>34192544
Ask me again once the angels are dead.

>>34192544
"I'll think of something after this is all over."

>>34192584
Thank god I funally caught up
>this

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“As long as the kids are fine” you say quietly, and then you step away, the moment- if there ever was one, gone. “Which one first?”

“Asuka. I'm worried about her more than the others- I've never seen her like this.”

“Okay,” you say, and after clipping your pistol to your belt, you head for the Second's room. You knock lightly, and when she grants access, you step inside quietly. She takes in your appearance, and instead of asking if you'd been to see Shinji first, she pulls her knees up to her chin and looks at you.

“What are you?” She asks quietly, hair hiding her eyes. “Yo- you killed those men like it was nothing.”

“I'm a- Well,” you try again. “Hmmm. Y'know, that's a good question. What am I? Science says I'm an adult human male, twenty-eight years of age, approximately one-hundred eighty-five centimeters, and ninety-two kilog-”

“Not that,” she interrupts coldly, some of the fire back. “I know you're a human male. When I arrived included in the welcome package was your file- heavily redacted, so I know you've got a general military background, but nothing beyond that and your physical characteristics, including scars. That means you were heavily combat-oriented, weren't you?”

You forgot she was a fucking college graduate. You forgot she helped with the fucking development of her own Evangelion unit, something about metaphysics and souls. Or something. What she's probably asking is how you were able to kill like it was ingrained instinct. (It was it is) you're assaulted by a sudden headache and the urge to hug her seizes you but you fight it off and force it back.

(1/2)

“It's my job,” you say simply, after a steadying breath. “Are you going to be okay or do you need a shoulder to cry on or something?” It comes out harsher than intended, and perhaps Asuka senses it, because instead of attacking you or yelling, she shrugs.

“I think I'll be okay,” she says noncommittally.

“That's good. If you do want to talk, man to man or whatever you think you need, my door will be open.” You stand, pat her on the knee gently, and leave her room, carefully stretching, mindful of your new stitches. You wonder what painkillers you could get a prescription for.

[]Shinji next.
[]Mari next.
[]Write-in.

>>34193103
>[]Shinji next.

>>34193103
>[]Mari next.
We're going to have a long man-to-man thing with Shinji aren't we?

>>34193103
> []Shinji next.

Gotta make sure that our bro in training is good.

>>34193103
[X]Shinji next.
Save the worst for the end, so we can get drunk afterwards while eating pizza.

>>34193103
>[]Shinji next.

>>34193103
>[X]Shinji next.
Like a child saving his vegetables for last.

>>34193141
This.

>>34193148
As long as the pizza is cold.

> captcha:
Its a goddamn rusted sign.

>>34193103
>[x]Shinji next.
upgrade shinji with bro hug

>>34193103
>[]Mari next.

>>34193103
> []Shinji next.
Man, I dunno if Shinji is taking it well that we'd constantly put ourselves into harm's way after the event of Cryan's fake death, so yeah, it's particularly worrisome.

>>34193141
Speaking of training I think it would be a good idea if we spent some time training asuka in leadership skills so that she can become the teamleader of sorts among the children. It would help them to work together as a team.

BE BACK IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES GETTING A BURGER

>>34193260
That does sound good. Not to mention, iirc, it should get her out of her maturity and i think acknowledgement funk if she actually has to have a leadership role.

So, I have to ask, are we still a go for the "Sober Irishman" T-RAIDEN-T?

>>34193103
> Mari next

The answer to "how do you kill people" should be "just like how you kill angels, but i have had ywars of experience."

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>>34193562
Gonna have to find a way to securely attach the Lance to it. And actually know about the Lance.

>>34193562

hat ended... poorly last time.

Screaming defiance as the cockpit in front of you is torn apart by a massive white hand. Screaming in pain as the massive hand picks you up, crushing your ribs, your arms, your everything. Then a set of massive teeth, and there's no more screaming. Only silence and death.

>>34193657
>>34193667
I think Lily mentioned that we could take the lance out of her and use that but we would suffer for doing so. I think the Declan we watched getting killed didn't have the lance and thus had no real way of harming the evas/angels.

>>34193657
Oh, right, fuck, should've remembered that since I just read the archives. Hopefully we have enough of Freudian hangups to hijack an Eva. Not actually suggesting that, but just imagine that shit.

>>34193729
We have no particular things in common with Yui, Langley or Makinami.
Depending on who's Unit-00's soul, we might be able to synch with it, but I doubt it.

Okay, so since Shinji will be getting a bro upgrade, what are we gonna do about Mari? Obviously since subconscious us [\spoiler] told us to stay away from the love part of females, little sister route?

>>34193859
That would be Ritsuko's mom, so, the only way we could sync would be in our mutual hate of Gendo, who is currently our boss, and while we probably have suspicions, we don't hate him... Currently.

>>34193911
Bodyguard detail with no familiarity.

>>34193911
Bro it up with her about /k/ shit.
She probably swears just as much as we do.

>>34193911
See what someone proposed earlier.

We go to NERV, ask them about the effects of romance on Pilot performance if they inquire as to why, then we tell them about trying to get Shinji a girlfriend.
If they decline, we use that as an excuse to shut off the relationship with Mari, if they accept, then we bring up the possibility of a relationship with Mari if she goes and files the paperwork.

This way we cut out the waifufagging and make it something professional.

>>34193979
I'm almost certain this will fail massively, but I kind of want to see it happen so I can ride the despair train.

>>34194002
This is Eva, you are already onboard

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>Shinji next

You figure Shinji probably needs the most help. When you get to his room, you're right. He's lying curled up on his side, facing a window, music player in his ears. You sit on the bed, next to him, and your weight shifting the mattress brings him back to the real world. He sits up and looks at you.

And then you wrap him up in the biggest fucking hug you can manage, trying to squeeze the life out of him. And that's when Shinji realizes while you're a big man, at least in Japan, and while you're not the biggest man out there, you're fucking /strong/. He starts trying to hit you on the back, to get you off of him, but you've seen him die too many fucking times you've killed him, some of them, gunned down not in cold blood but with love in a misguided attempt to save the world you're

You let him go, then, and he looks at you. “Are you okay?” He asks warily.

“Of course,” you give him an easy grin. “I'm great.” You don't tell him he landed a fist on your stitches and now they hurt worse than ever. “Anything on your mind you wanna talk about?”

“Yes,” Shinji says. “Girls.” Oh. Ohohoho, he's skipping over your escapades and wants to talk women.

“What's there to talk about, then, man?” He's killed giant monsters that make you want to curl into a ball and blubber for your mother, he's as much a man as you.

(1/2)

>>34193911
I don't think anyone said romance was bad, just that in his attempts he actually did romance various people. Not that it matters since we're on Lilith route.

>>34193979
I don't like the sound of filing paperwork in order to fuck someone, and I seriously doubt Cryan would either.

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>>34193979
I have just the image for this.

>>34194028
No, we'd leave that to Mari.

“Asuka,” he says. “She's confusing. One minute she's trying to cling to me, the next she's yelling at me about something stupid. And she says I apologize too much.” You toss an arm around his shoulder, and pull him close.

“You gotta look at it from her point of view- where she comes from, men are big and strong and not afraid to yell at people. Sort of like me. But you- you're quiet and unassuming and not willing to make waves. And then the Angels come along, and you're suddenly kicking all sorts of ass. She can't make heads or tails of you, so she's trying to bait you into reacting, so she can judge.” You think. Your subconscious seems to be telling you that that's the most common and correct read of the situation.

“You think?” You nod, and stand.

“Yeah,” you grin at him. “I think so. There's pizza on the way- why don't you go claim the television before either of the girls can?”

He grins back up at you, and after giving you a swift hug, heads for the living room. Mari's last. And that's a problem. How to approach her?

[]Cautiously.
[]Boldly.
[]Write-in.

>>34194019
Dude, what is up with these spoilers?! Are they just fragments of our past attempts breaking through that iron facade that we attempt to hold for the kids so they have someone to relay on for when shit gets rough?

>>34194036
For the waifufags if we cant have relationships or for the normal people that do not want to have romance options for the pc?

>>34194063
>Boldly
We're Irish, did you expect anything different?

>>34194063
[X]Boldly.
Cautiousness has no place in the bedroom battlefield.

>>34194074
Yeah, they're memories trying to surface.

>>34194063
>[]Boldly.

>>34194063
>[]Cautiously.
If she is upset
>[]Boldly.
If she is calm

>>34194063
[x]Boldly, but Sternly
She probably thinks it's awesome that we get to kill people. Need to tell her that you kill with your heart, you kill with purpose, and you kill because NOT killing ends up worse. Not because killing is cool.

>>34194063
>[]Cautiously.
Cause we just had a 14 year old girl that has a major crush on us see us either get hit or kill people and generally, even if you pilot a giant cyborg against Eldritch Horrors, that shit usually gets to you.

>>34194063
>[]Write-in.
>[x] Matter of fact and up front
no need to make a huge production shes seen us off dudes before, we just want to see how she is holding up

>>34194110
My Headcanon is that there are no "past loops", there is only this loop, and Cryan just went fuckin' crazy from staring at Lilith in the basement. He now believes his own crazy shit.

>>34194150
This right here.

>>34194150
I'll go with this.

>>34194153
Or even better, all of our suggestions in this thread, he sees and hears. Thus making him think of past loops as a real thing to get past all of our /tg/ness

>>34194150
Fucking this

>>34194150
This sounds like us.

>>34194172
Quickly, someone post gay fanfiction and see if it affects anything.

>>34194078
Yes.

>>34194063
>Boldly

>>34194063
>Boldly

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>>34194150

>>34194210
Kawaru/Shinji or Asuka/Mari?

>>34194150
I go for this

>>34194251
Rei selfcest please.

>>34194251
Kawaru/Shinji

>>34194251
Whynotboth.jpg

>>34194263
Pretty sure that'd just give him a boner.

>>34194263
>A bunch of emotionless dolls trying to figure out what sex is

Jesus christ what a fucking trainwreck

>>34194281
Well it's not like we can create Lilith selfcest since she's an OC, so Rei will have to do.

>>34194300
Yup, the little Mary Sue shit Lily is.

>>34194300
How about ¡Head! Lillithx¡Pinned! Lillith

Since we're on the subject of Rei, will we be having any interaction with her this episode?

>>34194344
We never did get done teaching her how to interrogate someone did we.

>>34194341
Never before in my life have my emotions pulled so hard in two different directions. On the one hand, I am intensely revolted and I oppose your idea with the core of my being. On the other hand, I am intensely curious, and everything BUT the core of my being wants to see this.

>>34194344
Doubt it.

>>34194344
It's a shame she stays in a different building from the rest of the pilots, hurts her screen time and she's already passive as a character.

A shame, as I enjoyed Declan trying to get a reaction out of Rei when he was describing her piloting her giant death robot.

>>34194339
pls go and stay go, i'm sorry your waifu isn't acting exactly according to canon, i'm sure your body pillow of her will comfort you sufficiently

>>34194373
We should put in a request for a captured Russian agent for educational purposes.

>>34194374
The only question would be where would she stick it in.

>>34194408
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>34194411
Should we include the other kids, and oh my god, who the fuck hired Smith, and why did he try to kill us again?

>>34194411

Yes please. I think bonding with Rei over teaching her practical skills is an excellent idea!

She shall operate operationally!

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>Matter of fact and upfront

Mari's room is across the hall from Shinji's. It's a simple matter to follow him out the door, take two steps, knock once, and listen. No answer comes. She's seen you almost kill, before. Smith, in Nevada. She saw you at your worst, then. The brutality of desperate hand to hand, scrabbling for a gun or knife in close quarters, no friend to come up and shoot the bastard in the back for you.

She saw you at your best, then, too, as you threw yourself against a man more rested, more awake, more aware than you. She saw you come out on top, then, as your fury and hate spat defiance, as you did not go quietly into the night.

You knock again when there's no answer. So you try the doorknob. It doesn't open. You're glad you went with a Western style house for the Children, even if now it means you've got to pick Mari's lock. So you do. Do you feel guilt, about it? Some. But it's got to be done.

You step inside, and she's curled up on her bed, much like Shinji. Instead of classical music, however, she's listening to something metal and angry and ugly. You tap her shoulder. She looks up at you, startled, and then she glances at the door. You're blocking it, by keeping her on the bed simply by standing where you are.

“Declan,” she greets neutrally.

“Mari,” you greet as well. “How you holding up?”

“It's different,” she says. “It's different when it's right in front of you and then you get shot, you bastard.”

(1/2)

Well, technically,” you start, “my parents were married when I was born, but I never knew my father, so I suppose it's applicable,” you grin at her easily.

“I don't mean that, you prick,” she says in that easy almost-London accent of hers.

“What did you mean, then?”

“It's different, seeing the reality of your job up close. I don't like it,” she tries. “With the Evangelion, at least it's not people.” You don't tell her that as soon as the Angels are killed (if it happens will it happen or will they all die trying just like you) the children will probably be used as tools of war.

[]”I don't like it either, truthfully.”
[]”It's rough, sometimes. But someone's got to do it.”
[]Write-in.

>>34194784

[X]”I don't like it either, truthfully.”
[X]”It's rough, sometimes. But someone's got to do it.”

PORQUE NO LOS DOS

Seriously though they feed well into each other

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>>34194784
>[]”It's rough, sometimes. But someone's got to do it.”
Also
>Implying that isn't the Dummy plug's job

>>34194784
>[x]”It's rough, sometimes. But someone's got to do it.”
>[x] If it could be me doing it, I would. But well, shit sux.

>>34194406
>It's a shame she stays in a different building from the rest of the pilots

I know. Honestly fuck securityfag for making OP change that. Who cares if its not perfectly realistic, its Evangelion for fucks sake. A lot of the shit in the series doen't make a whole lot of sense in real life. That glorified rent-a-cop fucked up our chances to help Rei

>>34194784
>[]Write-in. "It's my reason for being here, Mari. That's the tall and short of it."

>>34194784
" I don't like it either, but keeping you kids safe is my job, so I'll grin and bare it."

>>34194853
This.

>>34194849
What we could do is cycle the kids. By switching up who is in the other building they can learn to deal with change.

>>34194861
This.

>>34194849
>fucked up our chances to waifu Rei

Good.

>>34194809
This

>>34194861
>>34194853
If I think about it, these can be combined

>>34194923
Never said I wanted to waifu her. I just wanted to have the chance to help her by helping her to learn and grow into something other than an emotionless doll

>>34194995
Fuck you nigger, emotionless doll rei is best rei.

>>34194995
Well, it's only thread 17. We still have plenty of time.

I think.

>>34194849
The funny thing is that security continues to be rather unrealistic as seen with this latest shoot out. Only Declan was acting as security for the 3 pilots while the rest of section 2 was god knows where. They should have at least had some guys in unmarked vehicles following around Declan for backup or something, especially since this isn't the first attack on them.

We should just say fuck realism and just move Rei in with the rest so she gets some screen time with the rest of the pilots.

On a semi-related note we should take the kids out to learn how to operate. We promised Rei interrogation techniques and promised both Shinji and Mari shooting lessons.

>>34194816
hahaha what
>>34194908
Yess

>>34195062
Teaching Rei how to fish for Angels

>>34195054
I agree. Mini-operators going to mini-operate.

>>34195054
worstgirl doesn't "need" screentime.

>>34195160
You're right Asuka does get too much screen time anon

>>34195160
> implying worstgirl is Rei
> implications of this fact that I do not like, thus the greentext

>>34195160
>>34195204
>>34195246

Ah hell, I didn't even mean to bring up waifu wars when mentioning pilot screen time.

>>34195204
I thought worstgirl was Misato's car

>>34195262
I don't wanna waifu the Children, just wanna make sure they can Operate like and Operative

>>34195307
Personally I want to fuck Mari. But then again, she's quite a bit different from real Mari

>>34195387
Yeah, she's actually interesting here.

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>>34195160
Worst girl is in a different game.
Pic related: Worst girl.

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>

“I don't like it either, truthfully.” Sometimes you wonder if that is the truth. You're good at it. Why not enjoy what you do? Because down that path lies psychopathy, homicidal tendencies, and dark, dark parts of one's psyche best left buried.

“It's rough, sometimes. But someone's gotta do it. It's my reason for being here- that's the tall and the short of it.” Isn't it, though? Best inside joke you've ever told, and you can't even tell anyone. Joke's on you, Dec. Joke's on you.

“Okay,” she says. “While you're here and not running from whatever it is you're running from, let's talk.” That's ominous. How does she know you're running? (baby you were born to run and the highway's jammed with broken heroes just like you)

“What do you want to talk about?” You ask tentatively, worried about the answer. You were right to worry.

“Us,” she says. “I understand why you're worried about a relationship with me- you're twenty-eight and you've seen the world and you know how unfair life can be,” don't you just, though? “And I'm fourteen and a school-girl and I want the basis of our relationship to be the fact you were there for me and I must seem incredibly naive to you, don't I?” Yes, you don't answer. Instead you shrug.

“But I can't keep waiting- Shinji is- interesting,” Mari tries. “Besides, that Suzuhara fellow in class is kind of handsome,” she grins at you. “More than you, anyway.” You ponder that, then shrug again.

[]”I guess. I need more time, though.” (Elaborate.)
[]”Cool it for now, Fourth. You've got time. You need to rethink throwing yourself at a man over a decade older than you.”
[]Write-in

>>34195458
>[]”Cool it for now, Fourth. You've got time. You need to rethink throwing yourself at a man over a decade older than you.”
>[]Write-in. "If you like Shinji, you might have to fight Asuka for him."

>>34195489
>[]Write-in. "If you like Shinji, you might have to fight Asuka for him."
supportan

>>34195458
Yeah, let's go with this:
>>34195489

>>34195458
So tangfag, how was your burger?

>>34195489
This

>>34195458
>[]”I guess. I need more time, though."

>>34195489
this

>>34195489
This.

>>34195458
dis >>34195489

also, I suggest we teach shootan in Rei/Shinji and Mari/Asuka pairs, to get the girls do girl talk and Shinji to teach Rei on life and lemons

>>34195458
>[]”I guess. I need more time, though.” (Elaborate.)
"First of all, unlike Pilots I'm exceedingly expendable, so if your piloting declines in quality due to our relationship NERV will send me somewhere and put a bullet through my skull."
"So, first, if you want to do this you need to go through NERV."
"Second, to be honest, I'd recommend waiting for any relationship, you're in a position where anyone of the people in Tokyo 3 could die due to angel attacks or assassinations, it's a risk, not one I'd take at 14"

>>34195489
>[]”Cool it for now, Fourth. You've got time. You need to rethink throwing yourself at a man over a decade older than you.”
>[]Write-in. "If you like Shinji, you might have to fight Asuka for him."

Supporting this.

>>34195489
Why is this a good idea again?

>>34195573
Seconding

>>34195551
It was delicious and beefy and oh god I killed a poor cute cow to eat it but it was so good

NO REGRETS ON THE BURGER TRAIN AND IT NEVER ENDS

>>34195573
Supporting this

>>34195603
It's a good idea because Mari is not our waifu

>>34195573
This, or at very least mix the two together

>>34195604
Just like the despair train. Also, fuck cows, motherfuckers are smelly as hell, and not to mention those fuckers are always escaping near where I live.

>>34195573
Seconding, Asuka hates Shinji

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>>34195582

[x] Seconding.

Let her down easy. And anything that gets her talking to Asuka is good. I think they'll get along well, once they get past the initial friction.

>>34195573
Fucking this

>>34195657

Hoooooooo no. It's SO much more complicated than "hate." There's a whole SACK of issues bundled up there.

>>34195573
Supporting this.
Asuka hates Shinji this time around.

>>34195573

>>34195573
This
>Encouraging pilots to love each other
It's the stupidest fucking move ever

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>>34195657
snrkt

>>34195688
You're right.
But it's not fucking love. And we shouldn't be pairing off the pilots with one another, it's a stupid move which only destabilises the pilots

>>34195761
itwasalwaystoolate.tga

>>34195761
>But it's not fucking love
Whatever you say bro.
Whatever you say.

>And we shouldn't be pairing off the pilots with one another, it's a stupid move which only destabilises the pilots
Yeah.

>>34195790
What in the series ever implies it's love?
I've watched through the original and EoE multiple times, unless Rebuild has a bunch of shit going on I don't see it.

>>34195815
The sooner you give up on this being exactly like the tv series or Rebuild, the happier you will be in life.

>>34195573
This please

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>>34195726

Y'know they're eternal and unaging now that they've piloted the things, right? Assuming they live through this, they'll outlast all of us.

Plus, they're really the only ones that can relate to each other. They're the only ones that have the experience of climbing into biomechanical war machines powered by souls and despair, and going forth to do battle.

They're the only ones who have tasted their own blood mixing with the LCL in their entry plug, as something unearthly tries to kill them, and put an end to all that they love.

Who the hell else are they going to pair up with?

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>>34195815
>this blind
>this clueless
>mfw

>>34195573
Voting for this

>>34195849
Whatever in THIS quest implies it's love?
Their relationship is even fucking WORSE, in this quest,

>>34195858
>Y'know they're eternal and unaging
only if we go by that rebuildness

>>34195858
>Y'know they're eternal and unaging now that they've piloted the things, right?

That's just a stupid Rebuild thing, though.

>>34195898
Rebuild is better than the original series though

>>34195913
I disagree.

>>34195898
Mari's a "stupid rebuild thing" too, y'know

>>34195858
I meant more short-term, pairing up pilots effectively fucks everything over, as the EVA units will disapprove, synch rates go down, if one dies, we could see another pilot go berserk or completely useless.

And that's a re-build only thing isn't it?

To all of you arguing about whether you should pair off pilots or not, remember this: They are teenagers with all kinds of fucking things going around in their heads. Not to mention all of their complexes. Just remember, they are all kinds of fucked up, and you should only let their interactions happen naturally, no shepherding them to be couples. So, would you kindly shut the fuck up.

> nuclear eremedt
Yeah, captcha, this shit might get nuclear eremedt

>>34195943
Yes, she is. Though she at least has more of a character in this quest.

>>34195943
Yes, and mari isnt our waifu. None of the kids are our waifu.

>>34195960
What if
okay
What if the EVA units are totally cool with it
like, unit 1 and unit zero fist bump and they're all like "the kids gonna be alright"

yeah that's way better than the show or rebuild right there

>>34195960

None of the other series showed us the pilots long enough for any changes/lack of changes to become apparent. So there's no way of telling.

Also, what makes you think it's not all canon.

>>34195995

Lillith waifu of the year, every year.

Every time we live through this year.

Over.

And.

Over.

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>

“Cool it for now, Fourth. You've got time. 'sides, you need to rethink throwing yourself at a man over a decade older than you. If you like Shinji, you might have to fight Asuka for him. Or at least work out a schedule,” you grin at her. She smiles back, and punches your shoulder.

“I don't think I'll be able to talk to her about that kind of thing,” she says. You shrug in response.

“I understand you're related, and I understand you've got issues, or your families do, at least, but for the sake of the mission, put 'em aside. Next time I talk to the Second, I'll be telling her the same. Got it?”

“Got it, chief,” she says.

“Sides,” you say again. “I wouldn't suggest getting involved with anyone in Tokyo-3. Angel attacks are too random and deadly to try a romantic relationship. Be friends, live, laugh, have fun. Make the most of it,” you echo your subconscious' words to you. “It's not every day you get to drive a giant cyborg that's humanity's hatred and fury given form, with which to do battle against that which threatens us all.”

“You're right,” she says, giving you a slow smile. “I've got more Angel kills than you do.” You stiffen ever so slightly as the memories try to overwhelm you, but you force them back down and force a grin yourself.

“You're right,” you repeat. “There's pizza on the way. Get out of here and go find something to drink and tell Shinji I said to share the TV, but he's got final say on what's to be watched.” Mari bounds off the bed and leaves her music player behind. You turn and look out her window, and wonder why. Shrugging once more, you turn and head for the kitchen/dining room, where your Laphroig is hidden.

[]Pizza goes with ten year whisky remarkably.
[]Drinking on an empty stomach is best drinking.
[]Write-in

>>34196008
Considering the way Mari's unit attempted to Anti-AT field us, I'm pretty sure Mari's unit doesn't like it.

>>34196016
Well, aside from the psychology damage at having a partner killed in front of you for one.
I mean, look at Shinji and Asuka when Asuka's unit got eaten/lance'd/etc.

>>34196057
>[]Pizza goes with ten year whisky remarkably.

>>34196057
[X]Pizza with soda

No whiskey. Let cut it back.

>>34196057
Chug Whiskey, then eat the pizza

>>34196057
>Combining the results
Why

>>34196080
Actually, yeah, we should cut back. I change my answer to >>34196082

>>34196083
No, wait, chug pizza, eat whiskey

>>34196057

[x] Pizza goes with whiskey

Quite well, actually. Gin's more my thing, but whiskey and pizza? Especially with a nice meaty pizza?

Mmmmmmmm

Why the fuck are people trying to get 14 year olds to fuck each other? Shippers are worse than waifufags.

>>34196097
Because there was obvious samefagging from the marifag.

>>34196122
I'm just posting whatever will inflame the most people.

>>34196057
>[]Pizza goes with ten year whisky remarkably.

>>34196114
>Chug pizza, eat whiskey

SUPPORTED

And if we run out of pizza, we order MORE pizza

>>34196114
Fuck pizza
Sell mari
Protect whiskey

>>34196114
But ten year old pizza doesn't go with fresh whiskey at all

>>34196201

Well, we can't drink anything unaged... what are we, a filthy heathen?

>>34196128
There was obvious samefagging everywhere

>>34196236
I'm obviously samefagging by replying to this post.

>>34196201
No, no, no, what I'm sating is put pizza slices in a blender and chug the results. The whiskey would be the same 10 year old whiskey.

>>34196057
[x] Write in
No whiskey with the pizza. It's an affront to the whiskey AND the pizza.

>>34196254
As am I.

>>34196057
[x]Pizza goes with ten year whisky remarkably.

>>34196281

Clearly, I too am the samefag.

Pizza with Laphroig?

My Scots blood curdles at the thought. Granted it would stand up to any food on the planet, but for the love of all that is holy and sacred WHY?

>>34196362
Because you're a high functioning alcoholic that's literally been through Hell and you're trying to stop the end of the world and you've failed over and fucking over again and you don't know what to do to save the kids.

>>34196362
We're Irish and an alcoholic

>>34196115
>Especially with a nice meaty pizza?
>not mozzarella pizza
[simulated heresy]

>>34196362
I'd drink too. I do.

Hey, since God is our enemy, does that mean that people curse "Satan Damnit" now?

>>34196425
>God is our enemy
But anon, we have an allied God in our head

>>34196362

Good lord, what kind of pizza have you had that you think it couldn't match up to fine whiskey.

Mellow Mushroom makes a Russet Potato pizza, with bacon, cheddar, mozzarella, sliced potato skins, and a delicious buttery crust.

They make a pizza with PESTO on it. PESTO. Do you know how delicious that is?

There's a place in Taos that makes the most delicious White Pizza I've ever had.

Pizza is a wonderful thing, or it can be. I'm sure we've got naowt but the best for the kids.

>>34196447
Lilltih was ADAM's First wife before bein cast out by God and becoming the first succubus, if I remember correctly, so less God, and more sexy sucubus of Eldritch Horror

>>34196451
IIRC it was Pizza Hut
Its ok pizza, but even ok pizza is still pretty good

>>34196425
>since God is our enemy
Wait, when did that happen?

>>34196482
>implying most Judeo-Christian myth or legend has anything to do with Evangelion

Alas, no Archangel Michael wooping all sorts of Satan ass here.

>>34196482
That's not at all what it's like in NGE you know.

>>34196482

Well, in Jewish apocrypha sure. This Lilly is a little different.

>>34196495
We're being attacked by Angels, and that is definitely released to the public, so people probably assume that God is our enemy.

>>34196487
Pizza Hut is certainly tastiest where I'm from. None of the other pizza places can compare.

>>34196533
I doubt most people think that they're literally heavenly angels that are attacking.

>>34196502
Meh I know this, but I still like putting random ass facts I learn from SMT in there.
>>34196508
I know this, and am just postin to waste time between tangfag posts. But seriously, Lilly being a sucubus mang

>>34196536

Belgian pizza hut has beer on the menu, and you can get Grimbergen Abbey cheese on your pizza. With a Grimbergen Abbey beer to drink.

And

>>34196573
You forget, anon, most people are retarded, so they probably think that

>>34196451
While you're definitely making me hungry as fuck for some of my old man's home-made pizzas, drinking a good whiskey with one is still simply verboten. It just isn't done, because it's not right.

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>>34196533

"God's in his heaven, all's right with the world" - Nerv Logo

>>34196661
A more applicable motto might be, "God's in His Heaven because he's scared of our superior firepower."

>>34196661
" Because we scare Him Shitless." -Unofficial NERV Slogan

>>34196681

"God's in his heaven because we've got Evas"

>>34196681
>Superior
Kaworu could fucking wreck NERV if he tried

>>34196681
I think I remember hearing that line in Nobody Dies. Though I stopped reading that after it got way too weird.

>>34196718
That depends if Shinji taps into the Eva's Angst powered supermode or not.

>>34196748
It was like reading a drug trip gone horribly Rei.

>>34196757
Even then, Kaworu would fucking wreck him.
His AT field is the strongest, there's no contest to that. Then there's the hijacking an Evangelion shtick, and then there's using his AT-Field which can block out light and subatomic particles.

>>34196681

"God's in his heaven, but we've called in air strikes on his position."

>>34196783
I really did not like the addition of the Ree. I thought it was pretty dumb.

>>34196810
yeah the main reason why Kaoru died was because he let Shinji kill him.

>

On one hand, you want, need, long for a drink. On the other, you ARE a role model, however bad at it you are, to the kids. Plus, the Laphroig doesn't deserve to be taken with pizza, especially Japanese pizza. So you compromise. You'll drink the whisky after you eat some pizza. The delivery boy finally shows up (he's the son of a Section Two agent and there's designated marksmen watching him from the roofs of the buildings across the street)

After the kids sit down with their pizza and Rei shows up, invited by Shinji, you call a man about another man.

“Dick,” you say, and there's no playing now. “I need you to do me a favor. Can you track the hit that was put on a Section Two Agent earlier and fumbled?”

“Declan, my boy, your tab's all paid up.” You won't be having any really good whisky, like the thirty or forty year stuff for a while, but it was worth it to get Tricky Dicky off your back. “Of course I can, for such a fantastic patron of my establishment as you.”

“Thanks, Dick,” you say. “Listen, I'll meet you for the information. Just call me when you've got it and we'll set it up then, all right?”

“Can do, Dec. Can do.” You hang up almost simultaneously, and once your phone's slipped into your pocket, you lean back against the wall of the living room while the kids watch their movie. That's taken care of. Now you need to see if you can find what Smith had to say to his interrogators, see what the Hell the Russians are doing, and try to come up with a way for the Supreme Commander to approve letting the kids learn at least hand to hand, if not how to shoot.

(1/2)

>>34196826
Me too
>>34196818
" Be warned, Agent Cryan is doing something stupid again."

The pizza is Pizza Hut in Japan. It's acceptable, if not as good as true Italian pizza baked for you by a grateful grandmother in her brick oven, but it'll do. It'll do. The movie on TV is some sort of action romance, and while not entirely applicable to your life, you wonder if one of the kids is playing a joke on you.

Let 'em, you figure. It'll be good for them to have some fun every one in a while.

[]Doze off.
[]You need to talk to Captain Katsuragi about (specify thing here.)
[]Write-in

>>34196886
>[]Doze off.
We need some decent sleep again.

>>34196886
Maybe we should play a board game with the kids while we eat...I'm not good at write-ins.

>>34196886
>[]You need to talk to Captain Katsuragi about teamwork exercises. Bring the kids closer, get them to drill together.

>>34196951
Meh, team bonding is always a good thing. What kind of board game? Because Monopoly will kill any chance of friendship.

>>34196886
>>34196951
>[x]You need to talk to Captain Katsuragi about owning the kids at a board game.

Also, afterwards maybe we could talk about our security later.

>>34197003
How about Scrabble?

>>34197079
Because going against a teenage girl
With a doctorate in whatever the fuck will make that fun. How about Farkle?

>>34197008
>[x]You need to talk to Captain Katsuragi about owning the kids at a board game.

This.

>>34196886

[x] naaaaaaaaaap tiiiiime

>>34197132
Or Cards Against Humanity. But I'm fine with Farkle, too.

>>34196886
>[]You need to talk to Captain Katsuragi about (specify thing here.)
Cohesion and shit like that
Also somehow get her to complain/suggest/demand that Rei should live here as well

>>34196886
Doze

>>34196886
>[x]Doze off.

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>>34196886
>dozo

>captcha: isileca dozo

>>34197175
Never heard of Cards against Humanity. Have heard of Bullshit an Spoons though

>>34196951

Hmmm... Probably a good game then.

Maybe Dominion? Citadel? Power Grid (if we want them to set up power cartels that brutally fight over resources).

Puerto Rico's a good one.

There's loads of good (not monopoly) games.

Guys.
Munchkin.
Let's get them Munchkin.

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>>34197220
Basically, you draw a bunch of Answer cards and then a Question card is played in the middle. A player needs to think of the mist fucked up answer to the question or whatever.

>>34197220

It's a bit like Apples to Apples, with one card that has a blank to fill, and cards you play to fill in the blank.

Except people can get a prompt like:

"What ended my last relationship?"

And they'll answer

"An Oedepus Complex."

Or, y'know "A Big Black Dick"

Or "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."

>none of these answers are Dungeons and Dragons or Pathfinder or Shadowrun or World of Darkness

>>34197220

You can get a pdf of all the cards in the base game at their website: http://s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_MainGame.pdf

>>34197297
That sounds deplorable, so obviously I am in.

>>34197345
Well, those are good, but a little long for a pizza party.

>>34197345

Well yes, those are awesome, but they aren't board games.

They're RPGs/Tabletop games.

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>>34197345
Ooh Shadowrun

>>34197352

Hm... Actually cards against humanity is a passable icebreaker.

That said, it may leave the kids more uncomfortable instead. Probably best to not chance it.

>>34197345
One reason why no Shadowrun: squirtguns and Mari

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>>34197372
>>34197370
>thinking teamwork and trust in one another can be instilled in a group in a single night

Unless you want to throw them into a live-fire exercise....

>>34197401
How about we invite Rei over and have a game of Bullshit. Nothing better than teaching teenagers how to lie afterall

>>34197407

Oh, you know she'd love operating operationally. With squirtguns full of DMSO and arsenic.

>>34197442
Why not DMSO and herione?

>>34197472

Because grinding up heroines to put in your squirtguns will offend their fans.

Efficiency? LD50 for arsenic or maybe nicotine is pretty low. And DMSO makes the onset time for the drugs almost immediate, IIRC. That means just a little sprinkling of arsenic translates to instant death from heavy metal toxicity. And drug filters or whatever implants won't help against it.

>>34197550
Kek, arsenic does sound good, but what about nonlethal options. Keep in mind its has been way too damn long since I've played a decent Shadowrun

Sorry guys, this update is gonna be a little slow- I'm applying for work-study jobs at college so I can quit my shitty food industry job.

>>34197619
Sokay man, take your time on that shit, we won't mind

>>34197619
That's perfectly fine. And good luck!

Get a job like Landing Gear had
Run Daily
???
Profits

>>34197605

That's what LSD is for. Imagine an entire security team convinced their guns are melting once you drop a waterballoon on them from your rigger's drones.

That or THC. Just make everyone really REALLY mellow.

"Wuh? Oh... secret files. Right over there man. Thas a cool super soaker. My kids love those things."

>>34197316
I heard trannies got really frustrated at one of the cards in that, and the game makers changed the card for some reason.
Hopefully they also added in an "Angry trannies" card.

>>34197619
college jobs are great. would recommend.

>>34197676
Getting angry about that is kinda' missing the point about the game.

>>34197707
It's tumblr, they miss the point of everything.
Or perhaps they get the point, and disregard it in favor of being offended and playing the special snowflake and victim cards.

>>34197676

"Passable Transvestites"

>>34197667
I vote for Shadowrun on the sole basis that wveryone just have supersoakers filled with LSD and THC on the sole fact that that would be entertaining. Especially since you know that Shinji would be the one with the nonlethals

>>34197747
What is offensive about that?

>>34197788
Well, it's tumblr. They get offended by everything. Maybe even more than us!

>>34197788

It "promotes transphobia."

Don't ask me, man. Transvestites aren't the same thing as transsexuals.

>writing now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3t9SfrfDZM

>>34197788
I still can't figure out what's meant to be offensive about fried chicken and watermelon. Stuff's delicious yo.

>>34197849
Asuka seems like the type to play a big, powerful ork.

>>34197816
Its a game about being offensive though
Its like getting mad at a baby for not understanding thermonuclear theory
Babies should not understand how to make nukes they can't even wipe their ass

>>34197934

Oh come on! It's not that complicated!

You just take a dense shell of heavy elements, squirt some DT gas in the middle...

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>Talk to Captain Katsuragi about a boardgame

“Captain,” you say. “May I speak with you?” Misato looks up at you from her beer, and shrugs.

“Sure,” she says. She stands and follows you into the kitchen, where you snag your bottle of Laphroig. Pouring yourself a drink, you lean against a counter and look at her. She looks at you, and then you smile.

“Kids need to learn to work as a team, don't they?”

“Yes... What does this have to do with anything?” She looks at you questioningly. You grin.

“Well, obviously we can't force them into a live-fire exercise. That would be stupid,” despite that you've participated in several over the years and only been harmed twice. “So I was thinking, why not a tabletop role-playing game? It won't hurt, they'll be able to work together, and build trust in each other.”

“Is that what you did in the SAS?”

“No,” you grin wolfishly. “We ran live fire exercises against other regiments in the service.” She looks decidedly uneasy at that, but shrugs.

“I'll... Consider it.” She looks around, twice, then leans in closer to you and takes another sip from her beer. “Can you tell me if you've ever met a man named Kaji Ryoji?”

You wonder why she'd ask that. But you shrug. “Yeah, I ran into him on the carrier, bringing Mari over. Why?”

“What was your opinion of him?” Eying Misato closer, you realize she's more drunk than she appears- she must have been at it since as soon as she cornered you in the bathroom.

[]”He seemed to know his business and be about it well enough.”
[]”A decent enough sort, I suppose. I only met the man once. That stubble was annoying, though.”
[]Write-in

>>34198053
>[]”A decent enough sort, I suppose. I only met the man once. That stubble was annoying, though.”

>>34198053
>[]”A decent enough sort, I suppose. I only met the man once. That stubble was annoying, though.”"I thought it was staring into my soul to be honest."

>>34198053

[x] Only met the man once. Too much stubble.

Looked like it'd chafe, y'know?

>>34198053
>[]”A decent enough sort, I suppose. I only met the man once. That stubble was annoying, though.”

>>34198053
Give an accurate threat assessment from a veteran of combat and propose various mean by which to subdue him.

>>34198053
"He looked like a neckbeard, but minus the fat. But other than that, he seemed okay, for well, only meeting him once before I pulled a Dr. Strangelove.

>>34198053
>[]”A decent enough sort, I suppose. I only met the man once. That stubble was annoying, though.”
Add

>>34198104
>Looked like it'd chafe, y'know?

>>34198053
He seemed like a professional well-versed in imvestigation. Not my field, but any impressions I got may have been misleading due to his field.

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“Man to man? A decent enough sort, I suppose. I only met the man once. The stubble was annoying, though. Looked like it'd chafe, y'know?”

She nods at that, in apparent agreement. “But from the viewpoint of the professional I know you CAN be when you want to?”

“He seemed well-versed in investigation, however, that's not my field and he may have been intentionally misleading,” you begin. “That said, as a threat? He's good with his gun of choice- I could read it in his eyes. Always the eyes,” you add thoughtfully. “I could probably take him in hand to hand- not just the height and weight advantage, but I've got more aggression than he does, and in a fight, anger is as good as courage. With firearms, I'd attempt to take him from behind. I wouldn't want to risk him getting a piece of me, but I suppose I could risk a frontal assault if I had to.”

“Other than that stubble, really, he seemed like an alright chap to me,” you finish. “Why?”

“We were... We knew each other, once,” Misato says quietly. “I was wondering if he'd changed any. I can't tell from what you've said, though.”

“How many years was it? It's a good chance he has. Unless you were dating and it ended badly. In my experience resuming those generally doesn't lead anywhere good,” you tell her. Granted your experience isn't all that much recently, considering EVENTS, but it's still the thought that counts, right?

“It was... An odd situation,” she explains. You shrug. You could probably pry, and she might answer, but she might not.

[]Ask about it.
[]Go check on the kids.
[]Write-in.

>>34198331
>[]Go check on the kids
Ask them what kind of tabletop games they like, if any.

>>34198331
>[X]Go check on the kids.
She's a grown woman.

>>34198331
>[]Write-in.
Wanna talk about it?

>>34198331
>[]Go check on the kids
Ask them if they've ever heard of a game called Diplomacy.

>>34198331
[]Go check on the kids.

>>34198381
This.

>>34198395

Oh god. They'll murder each other.

>>34198331
>[]Go check on the kids.

Also not really related, but give Rei a computer game, some kind of Civilization or Europa Universalis-style game.

Let's see if we can awake a conqueror or World Controller in her.

>>34198331

[x]If you need to talk about it, you know where to find me.

Check on the kids in the meantime, if she doesn't look inclined to take you up on that.

>>34198331
>[]Write-in. "I'm not looking to dredge up old wounds, Misato. If you want to talk, that's fine. Otherwise I'm going to check in on the kids."

>>34198438
>Rei at the head of a united humanity

I... I admire your vision for the future, Anon. But I am also terrified.

>>34198438
Oh god no. We have to give her Dwarf Fortress

>>34198331
Continue with the drinking heavily mission.

>>34198468
I am not terrified. I am a fully-fledged Rei cultist.

>>34198331
Ask her about the penguin. Seriously, did we ever even get his name?

>>34198381
Pretty sure she wants to talk about it. I mean, she did bring it up and all.

>>34198468
Let's do it.

>>34198331
[x] Do you want to talk about it?
If yes, ask about it.
If no, go check on the kids.