Confirmation comes from both Johann and Smith, and Johann changes the plane's course to reflect your altered orders.

[]Try to contact Subcommander Fuyutsuki, so he can let Commander in Chief Pacific know you're going to need to borrow a carrier group.
[]Try to call the Commander for NERV-Nevada, so he knows you're still en route.
[]Write-in.

>>33318665
>[X]Try to contact Subcommander Fuyutsuki, so he can let Commander in Chief Pacific know you're going to need to borrow a carrier group.
Ask him who we can trust in Nevada. Curse when he tells us "nobody."

>>33318753
This would be a good question to ask, let's go with this

>>33318753
Pretty much read my mind.

>>33318665
This:
>>33318753
>>[x]Try to contact Subcommander Fuyutsuki, so he can let Commander in Chief Pacific know you're going to need to borrow a carrier group.
>Ask him who we can trust in Nevada. Curse when he tells us "nobody."

Johann's satellite phone manages to connect to NERV-Tokyo-3 fairly quickly, and you're thankful for that. You get a receptionist, and she asks for your name and ID number when you ask for the Subcommander.

You easily rattle off a false alias set up for use in case of situations like this one. The beauty of the thing is, every Agent gets access to that specific name and ID number, to ensure no one specific is compromised. With the signal being bounced from a moving airplane to a satellite to Japan, your voice is fairly unrecognizable.

“Agent,” the Subcommander greets, as only Section Two has access to the false person you used.

“Subcommander. If I were to tell you I was still alive despite being in an exploded C-130 and on my way to California, could I ask you a favor?”

“There's not much in California, these days. Mainly the bases for the US Pacific Fleets, actually. Why?”

“Well, let's say on the off-chance I needed to speak to the American commander for the Pacific about transporting a fifty-five meter and fifty-five thousand ton machine of war....”

“Agent, I'll let them know you're on the way. Is there anything else?”

“Yes, sir. Is there anyone in Nevada I can trust?”

“Commander Davis. He's old Northern, well, aristocracy, for lack of a better term, I suppose, and he places his duty to the United States above everything except his family. No one else.”

“Goddamn it. Thank you, sir.”

“Enjoy your time in the States, Agent.” He hangs up on you, and you're left with a distinctly bad feeling about this.

[]Check over your equipment.
[]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.
[]Write-in.

>>33319632
[]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.
If these fail, the rest of the equipment doesn't even matter.

>>33319632
>[x]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.

>>33319632
>[X]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.

>>33319632
>[]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.
Nothing else matters if we're turned to jam.

>>33319632
>[x]Check over your equipment.
>[x]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.

>>33319753
What if we're turned to tang

>>33319632
>[x]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.
then
>[x]Check over your equipment.
Porque no los dos?

Tell Johann we'll probably be able to stash his plane in an aircraft carrier. They should know we're coming. Hopefully.

>>33319875
Then we'd run a fairly successful Neon Genesis Evangelion Quest on the Traditional Games board of 4chan.

>>33319632
[]Check over your parachute and the Jeep's parachute.
>>33319877
Tell Johann we'll probably be able to stash his plane in an aircraft carrier. They should know we're coming. Hopefully.

>>33319875
Then we'll go out tasty at least.
>>33319877
>wasting deck space on a C-130
You're funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-poc38C84 just gonna leave this here

>>33319980
Fuck, maybe just the Jeep, then? I don't want Johann to be out of a plane.

>>33320042
He could just bugger off when we go to leave? I'm sure there will be an airfield his precious can be left at while we're shooting cunts in the face.

>>33319632
>above everything except his family. No one else.
Dammit, I can already see it coming...

>>33320130
I think that's why he threw in the curse. It's narrative damnation.

>>33320130
So, as soon as we meet the commander we'd ask him how his family is doing, right?

>>33320237
No, we don't.

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>Check over all of the equipment.

Experience has taught you that packing your own parachute is the best way to ensure there's no tampering with it. So you find the parachutes, stored in a locker along the side of the craft's hull, and go through all of them, unpacking them, and then repacking them with care. Smith watches you for a moment, and then he asks, in your opinion, a stupid question.

“What are you doing?”

“Checking the parachutes. Unpacking and repacking them. I don't know who did it to begin with, and I never trusted the little old grannies they got to do it for us when I was with the 22, so we went back and redid it ourselves.”

“Why?”

“Because if granny cut a string or three, that's one flat trooper, isn't it?”

“Yeeeees,” he allows. “But why are you doing it for all of them?”

“Because if you and Johann need to parachute, too, I don't want you cunts going splat yourself.”

“Ooooh,” he finally realizes that you're quite possibly saving his life.

“But why the Jeep's, too?”

“So it doesn't plummet into the ground and break, in case we need it to actually DRIVE!” He falls silent and you resume your work, idly fondling the steering wheel of the Jeep. Eventually it ends, and you move on to the Kalashnikov Johann brought you.

It's Bulgarian-made, and firing the 5.45x39mm round the Russians developed in the 70's. With a side-folding stock, this is an AKS-74, meant for paratroopers and police units. And special forces, you reflect quietly.

1/2

>>33320264
Do just immediately assume his family's been abducted, then?

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Johann brought fifteen magazines for each rifle. He's clearly expecting a firefight of some kind, and you hope he isn't right. With four magazines total for your pistol, if it comes down to pistols, you're probably fucked anyways. For some reason, the crazy German brought bayonets, too. You're already wearing your body armor, and there are no helmets.

Well, you grin, it's not like you need a helmet anyway. There's no hats, either, but who honestly assaults their own base wearing hats? Certainly not you, and it's not like you're definitively assaulting NERV-Nevada.

[]Go talk to Johann.
[]Talk to Smith.
[]Sleep in the Jeep.
[]Write-in.

>>33320299
>[]Sleep in the Jeep.
I'm sure she'll embrace him fondly.

>>33320276
Yes. If they aren't, and we ask, then by drawing attention to it we guarantee that they get abducted. If they are, and we ask, he assumes we know about it, and might even be in on it, which means he will actively move to sabotage us.

>>33320299
>[]Go talk to Johann.
>[]Talk to Smith.
Get their opinions on whether you've missed anything.

>mfw OP will be keeping count of ammo
>mfw it runs out at the most dramatic moment

>>33320376
lel, let's do this

>>33320299
Explain the situation to Johann. We'll probably take the Jeep, but he'll need to park his plane somewhere if he wants to come with. Could probably find a safe place for it.

We'll ask for US Military credentials and clearance to get into NERVada, hopefully the Navy cooperates and the security there don't ask too many questions.

He's welcome to come along because he's more trustworthy than anyone we'd encounter there, probably. Also we need to get a 14-year-old girl and a giant death robot onto the navy carrier, avoid getting killed or sabotaged, and not die en route back to Japan. If he's still up for it, ask for second opinions or bright ideas.

>>33320357
Good point.

>>33320299
>[x]Sleep in the Jeep.
If Smith's going to ask questions like that there's nothing gained by taking to him.

>>33320376
>yfw keeping count of ammo is something I've been doing since I was twelve and first started shooting
>yfw the only reason I didn't lose a leg to a boar I was stalking was because I kept count of my ammo and had a bayonet on my rifle

Seriously, fuck boars. That fucker was delicious.

>>33320299
>[]Go talk to Johann.
>[]Talk to Smith.

>>33320454
>Seriously, fuck boars. That fucker was delicious.
I hear you man. Had one try to disembowel me once because of a fuck-up cousin of mine. He wasn't allowed to tag along on hunts after that.

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Making your way up to Johann, you buckle the chest rig on and tighten the straps. You might need to exit the plane quickly with it.

“So when we land in San Diego, Johann, we'll park the plane on the naval base, and take the Jeep to CINCPAC's offices. From there he'll help Smith and I get into Nevada, while you stay with the plane. In case we need it.”

“Is good plan. How will you be coming out of Nevada?”

“Possibly fast, possibly hot and heavy.”

“I like coming in hot and heavy, Declan. Especially with under-mounted rocket pods on my wings.”

“I know you do, Johann. I know you do.” Patting him on the shoulder, you turn back to Smith, who's looking decidedly sick.

“You mean to tell me we might be having to shoot our own people?”

“Life's never clear cut, Smith. If shooting our people here in the States means we can get Unit-04 and the Fourth back to Japan, where they stand a chance of helping the First and Third.”

“But still, Special Agent, Section Two like us?”

[]”Make no mistake, Smith, this is a war. There's casualties in war.”
[]”It probably won't come to that.”
[]Write-in.

>>33320454
>Had a bayonet on my rifle
And that's why they call 'em pig stickers!

>>33320800
I stuck the boar with the bayonet and then unloaded the rest of my magazine into it.

>>33320795
>”Make no mistake, Smith, this is a war. There's casualties in war. But it probably won't come to that.”

>>33320795
>[x]”Make no mistake, Smith, this is a war. There's casualties in war.”

>>33320795
[]”Make no mistake, Smith, this is a war. There's casualties in war.”
But[]”It probably won't come to that.”

>>33320869
This.

“Make no mistake, Smith. This is a war. There's casualties in war. But it probably won't come to that.”

“If you say so, sir.”

“Trust me, Smith. I've been doing crazy shit since I was sixteen.” He nods and swallows. You hand him his rifle and chest rig. “Be ready to go out the back in that Jeep. Just in case.”

He nods again, and you realize how young he is in comparison to you. He can't be more than twenty-three.

“You all right?” He nods again and gives you a brave smile, and you pat him on the shoulder.

“That's the spirit, lad. Chin up, stiff upper lip, meet death with a cup of tea, eh?”

Slipping back into the co-pilot's seat, you lean back and fall asleep, despite what nightmares that might be lurking. You learned to catch what sleep when you could, and lurking nightmares aren't going to stop you.
Instead of your mother or girlfriend, it's your father, Captain Alexander Cryan, as he appeared in a half-burnt photograph, Royal Air Force uniform, fighter's wings, brave smile. He's sitting at a table underneath a single lightbulb, swinging from the ceiling of the dark room you're both in.

“Have a seat, boy.” Swallowing back the emotions bubbling up, you do as the dream-apparition says, and sit across from him. He pours you a drink, and you knock it back.

“So,” he begins. “A nine year career in the Royal Army, and then you give it all up for being a mercenary. You're a coward and a drunk, Declan, and no son of mine.”

[]”You're a dead son of a bitch and I don't have to take this from you.
[]You're getting seriously sick of this dream bullshit.
[]Write-in.

>>33321172
"Thanks Pa, how have you been doing while you've been dead? Oh, and I've been fine helping saving the world from huge city destroying angels, thanks for asking"

>>33321172
>[X]Write-in.
Oh good, then you can get the fuck out of my head then, you fucking stranger.

>>33321228
Even if it's just an expanded version of the first option I like this.

>>33321228

sounds good

>>33321228
this'll do

>>33321172
"Is there a point to this, then? Or are you here to lecture a stranger?"

>>33321172
>[]”You're a dead son of a bitch and I don't have to take this from you.
He comes across as a bit more confrontational than that passive aggressive sarcastic remark.

>>33321172
"Thanks Pa, how have you been doing while you've been dead? Oh, and I've been fine helping saving the world from huge city destroying angels, thanks for asking"

“Thanks Pa. How have you been doing while you've been dead? Oh, and I've been fine helping save the world from huge city destroying angels, thanks for asking.”

“So not only are you a coward and a drunk,” he glares at you, “you're a blasphemer against God.”

“You've been dead since 1991, old man. Don't fucking lecture me about God. While you were off faffing about the afterlife, Mam and I were struggling to survive. But no, can't blame the mighty Alexander Cryan for getting himself shot down over Kuwait, he's a hero!”

“You don't talk to your father that way, boy!”

“You're not my goddamned father,” you snarl. “You abandoned any pretense to that when you didn't come back from the Gulf and left Mam alone.”

He settles back in his seat and pours you another drink. You knock that one back, too, then throw the glass against the wall, where they both shatter.

“You're right. I'm not your goddamned father. I'm not even real. I'm a figment of your subconscious telling you what you want to know.”

“I figured. I'd like to wake up, now.”

He nods, and then your eyes are open, staring out of the glass of the C-130's cockpit.

“Welcome back to the land of the living, Cryan. We're approaching San Diego.”

[]Good. Declare you're carrying a NERV Agent on a secret mission.
[]Land outside the city. We'll drive in and find the naval base on foot or in a vehicle.
[]Write-in.

>>33321643
>[]Land outside the city. We'll drive in and find the naval base on foot or in a vehicle.

>>33321643
Haha, oh god that dream sequence is hilarious

>>33321643
>[]Land outside the city. We'll drive in and find the naval base on foot or in a vehicle.
This is the only one that makes sense.

>declare you're carrying a NERV Agent
>on a secret mission

Well, besides the possible (hilarious) misinterpretation of "NERV Agent," the whole "hi this mission is secret let me land" is a bit too blunt, even for Declan.

For anyone interested, in seven threads in two weeks, we've hit 84 pages and 38466 words in Open Office.

>>33321717
yeah, this

>>33321643
>[X]Land outside the city. We'll drive in and find the naval base on foot or in a vehicle.

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>>33321643
[x]Leave the city immediately. Radio command from outside the storm wall. They send in the calvary, we go home.

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“Land outside the city, Johann. Smith and I'll find the naval base on foot or in a vehicle. That Jeep's looking pretty good,” you grin at him slyly. He sighs, and shakes his head.

“We are beginning descent and approach. Try not to shoot anyone, please. It would not do to piss the Americans off. Their Patriot batteries are effective against planes, too.”

“Roger.” You unbuckle from the seat and head back to the cargo area, where Smith is just waking up himself. Nodding approvingly, you wait for the plane to touch down. When it does, with a gentle thump, you order Smith to open the rear ramp. It goes down, Smith climbs into the Jeep, and the C-130 begins rolling to a stop. You unhook the Jeep and it rolls gently out the back. You follow it out and climb into the rear seat, feeling for all the world like Monty or Patton.

“To the naval base, my boy,” you throw on your best English accent, “we've Americans to meet and greet!”

The Jeep rumbles to a start, and you unbuckle the chest rig. Don't want to look like you're assaulting the base, after all. You have Smith do the same at a STOP sign, and then the Jeep continues forward. Aside from military personnel and families, San Diego is largely empty, a result of Second Impact.

>>33322072
White phosphorus when?

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Poor bastards. When you get to the Naval Station, the sheer amount of warships the Americans keep around is staggering. It's like they're expecting World War Three to be entirely water-based. Rolling up to the guard post, the Marine nods in approval at the Jeep, but narrows his eyes at the Kalashnikovs.

“You guys have business here?”

[]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.
[]”UN business. Nuclear arms inspection,” and flash a fake ID at him.
[]Write-in.

>>33322072
u wot m8

>>33322133
>[X]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.

>>33322133
>[x]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.

>>33322133
>[]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.


"Specifically your base commander. Keep it quiet."

>>33322129
When we see the cowering crowds of the 33rd and Konrad.
>>33322133
>[x]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.

>>33322133
>[]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.

>>33322133
[x]”We need to see your superior, son,” and flash your NERV ID at him.

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“We need to see your superior, son. Specifically your base commander.” You pull out your wallet and show him your identification, and the Marine nods quietly and telephones the watch officer, who in turn, you assume, is telephoning the base commander. Hopefully he's telephoning the Commander of the Pacific. Going straight to the top would be nice.

Eventually he motions you forward, with a “You'll be met by someone,” and Smith motors the Jeep along. Whistling Killaloe, the Royal Irish quick march, ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7RSUYjOSdM ) a Seaman in work clothes motions your vehicle onwards past the dock yards and ships to the barracks and offices. Smith manages to find the commander's office without getting lost, and you dismount the Jeep with the bearing appropriate to a NERV Special Agent. From the signage out front, you see you're going to be meeting with Admiral William Jackson, Commander in Chief, U.S. Pacific Command.

Awww yes, exactly what you'd been hoping for. You stroll to the door, knock, and enter. The secretary refers you to a chair, and you begin waiting.

It's a wait. By your watch, it's at least an hour and a half before the secretary lets you into the Admiral's office. He doesn't stand to greet you.

“Come in, my boy, come in. Now, what's going on? My Marine said you drove up with Kalashnikovs and flashing a NERV ID card.”

[]”I need to discuss the movement arrangements regarding Eva Unit-04 with you, sir.”
[]”I need help getting into Nevada, sir. You see, I'm to take over escort duties for the Fourth Child.”
[]Write-in.

>>33322779
>[]”I need to discuss the movement arrangements regarding Eva Unit-04 with you, sir.”
>[]”I need help getting into Nevada, sir. You see, I'm to take over escort duties for the Fourth Child.”
>[]Write-in.
Sub-Commander Fuyutsuki said you could be trusted and could help.

>>33322828
This

>>33322828
This is pretty good, also throwing my vote here.

>>33322779
>[x]”I need help getting into Nevada, sir. You see, I'm to take over escort duties for the Fourth Child.”
>[x]”I need to discuss the movement arrangements regarding Eva Unit-04 with you, sir.”
>[x]Would you happen to know of any nearby liquor stores that stock whisky.

Let's get everything out of the way now so that we don't waste anymore of his time later.

>>33322828
This is acceptable.

>>33322828
No, that was Cmdr Davis.

“Sir, I'm going to be blunt here. I need to get into Nevada, so I can assume escort duties for getting the Fourth Child to Japan, and I need to talk to you about the transport arrangements for Unit-04.”

“We'll start with the transportation issue. According to my intel reports, the Eva was supposed to be flown across the ocean on one of those giant planes NERV was developing. What happened to that?”

“I'm not sure of the security of such an arrangement now, sir, due to recent developments.”

“Understandable. What were you thinking instead?”

“I was wondering if I could borrow a carrier group?” He stares at you. You stare back. It's dead silent for a moment, and then-

“HA! Good joke. Seriously, what were you thinking?”

“Carrier group, sir,” you insist. “Unrivaled security, and they're definitely hard to infiltrate.”

“I'll talk to my boss about that one,” he allows you, then motions for you to continue.

“I need to be able to get to Nevada without being pulled over and arrested for entering the country illegally.”

“I'll call the highway patrols of Nevada and California and let them know I've got a man coming through on a mission. They'll let the local police departments know.” You nod gratefully, and he stares at you for a moment.

“Do I know you?”

“No sir,” you insist. “Not at all.”

“I remember a man with your surname going down over Kuwait during the First Gulf,” he insists quietly.

“NOSIR,” you say loudly. “NO RELATION AT ALL.” He accepts your insistence, and then sighs.

“I don't know how I'll be able to get away with cutting a carrier group loose to transport two people and a war machine, but I'll try. I'll let you know by the time it's time for you to go. Do you want a military car or to keep your own?”

[]Keep the Jeep.
[]Military car.
[]Write-in.

>>33323330
>[x]Military car.
As much as I like the jeep, looking legit would lessen any potential misunderstandings more.

>>33323368
Indeed.

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>>33323330
Thank the Admiral.

Get a military car.

Make sure to check it, see if it's got any "Lel u mad? I remote kill u bro" functions.

>>33323330
>[]Military car.
Maximum legitimacy yo.

>“NOSIR,” you say loudly. “NO RELATION AT ALL.” He accepts your insistence, and then sighs.
Got a problem? Get louder until it goes away.

>>33323330
>[]Military car.
We don't want to damage our vintage jeep of course, I imagine that Shinji would rather like being driven around in the new pimp mobile.

Sorry about that, guys, I had to go help a friend with a problem.

>>33323968
It's fine, bro. You gotta do what you gotta do. You have no obligation to us here.

And really, apologizing after a 30 minute wait? That's nothing compared to some QMs.

>>33323968
No probs Tang, life is life.

>>33323968
>>33323987
yeah, ask blackjack about that.
[x]Keep the Jeep.
Muh baby.

I do have an obligation to you guys, though. You're expecting decent content delivered fairly fast because that's what I've been giving you for the past seven threads and two weeks. If something comes up to change that, I feel I need to let you know.

>>33324087
>blackjack
Jesus Christ. I have prepared four course meals in less time than it takes him to write a short ass story post. I'm convinced he's grown bored with the quest and is only continuing out of some sense of responsibility.

>>33324170
>>33323968
This is good.
Don't listen to tumblr, op. Being sorry for bad things that happen makes you a good person. Dedication and reliability are positive traits,

>>33324170

We have expectations and there are expectations on us in turn.

If you really have RL circumstances, don't hold it off on our account. We can always reschedule the quest session. Thats what the twitter is for.

>>33324220
naw, he's always been that slow. Like a TOG.

>>33324170
Tang, these threads are so good that I am willing to stay up from 1am to whatever-the-fuck-o'clock just to be a part of these threads.

And as you might be thinking, yes I am a brit...

>>33324355
Mate, you can read the archives.

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>>33324170
It's cool mang, you do your thing and if life gets in the way just as >>33324289 said we reschedule.
Thanks for your work tangfag.

>>33324369
I could, but where's the involvement in that? Besides, I have the relative luxury of disposable time.

>>33324220
he just wants to soak in the attention before writing. And playing WoT

>>33324344

a TOG with a dead driver and damaged engine.

>>33324170
it's nice to know and it's understandable.

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>>33324413
oh god no, the horror

>>33324344
>Like a TOG
Maybe if the driver is de-
>>33324413
Oh.

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>>33324463
>that stare

Saved for future use. Here's something that should cover all expense...

“I'll take the military car, sir. Legitimacy will only help my mission.”

“Understandable. I'll have my secretary order you one from the motor pool.” You stand and shake Jackson's hand, before leaving his office. Thanking the secretary with a quick grin, you head back outside, to Smith.

“Take the Jeep back to Johann, I'll meet you at the plane, and we'll head for Nevada.” Smith accepts your orders with a sketched salute, then rumbles off in your lovely Jeep. Ah, what a wonderful piece of machinery.

You wait another ten minutes, and the secretary tries to flirt with you, but you ignore her in favor of fondling your rifle and waiting for the undoubtedly nondescript dark sedan the military favors. Your expectations regarding the car are true; it's a dark blue Ford Crown Victoria, driven by some enlisted flunky. A quick check for car bombs reveals nothing. You slide into the back, still feeling like a General or some shit, and give the man directions to Johann's C-130.

Like you ordered, Smith's there waiting for you. The driver stops when Smith waves him down, and he slides into the front.

“No bombs, then,” he asks cheerfully. You confirm as such, and he leans the seat back to take a nap.

“Onwards, then, mate, to Nevada!” The driver, also nondescript and quiet, does as ordered and sets off down the still being revitalized American Interstate system. Admiral Jackson was true to his word, and the police and highway patrols don't bother you, even when you urge the driver into speeding.

Speaking of lumbering death machines (and to keep it EVA related), what's the ETA on that Jet Alone project in this timeline?

Everything else is pretty much getting accelerated, so when should we expect to see that?
Also, will we see characters (well, just one really) from the Girlfriend of Steel spin-off?

>>33324591
>Girlfriend of Steel
Ah shit...whatshername? Miya? Miu? Fuck...Mana? Mana Kirishima, right?

>>33324591
Would it be possible to modify it so that we can drive it?

Search your feelings... You know it to be awesome...

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>>33324667
Yep, Mana Kirishima

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Eventually, NERV-Nevada rises out of the distance in the desert, and you wonder briefly if they know the US Navy's sent a car. Putting on your sunglasses, just in case, Section Two waves you through the front gate with no trouble at all. Americans must work closely with their NERV branches, then.

You and Smith exit the car in the motor pool and the driver turns around for his drive back, with a cheery wave. A Section Two agent escorts the two of you to a nondescript briefing room in one of the office buildings, and you both have a seat. Your wait is brief, before an elder statesman looking gentleman enters the room.

“Welcome to NERV-Nevada. I'm Commander Davis. You are...?”

“Special Agent Cryan and Agent Smith, sir. We're here to help protect the Fourth while the Evangelion is finished, and then take her to Japan. Rumors of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated, sir.”

He throws his head back and laughs, a deep, throaty one that puts you at ease. “Excellent! Excellent! We'll tell no one else, then, and I'll let you operate behind the scenes to find out what there is to be found out.”

“Sir, what brought me here so fast was the report of a bomb threat. Can you confirm that there was one?” At that, he looks startled for a moment.

“What? No, there was never anything of the sort. Our Section Two is highly competent, they're all former Special Forces, much like Tokyo-3's, at that.”

[]”That's startling, sir. Come along, Smith. We've business to attend to”
[]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”
[]Write-in.

>>33324752
>[x]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

>>33324752
>[x]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

>>33324752
>[X]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

>>33324752
>Black Mesa
Yeah, that's real comforting.
>No, there was never anything of the sort.
Fucking IA fuck.

>[]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

>>33324752

[]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

>>33324752
>"It seems reports of my survival, have been greatly exaggerated."
>[]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

>>33324752
>[x]”Thank you, sir. Now, can I meet the Fourth while my second here sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

No bomb?

CALL THE SUB COMANDER! THE INFILTRATER IS AFTER US!

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“Thank you, sir. Could I meet the Fourth, while my second here, Smith, sets up our rooms and catches up on his sleep?”

“Shouldn't be a problem,” the Commander booms. “Now, since you're supposed to be dead, we'll just keep this our little secret. I'll call Gendo from my daughter's cell phone and let him know not to send a replacement, pretend we're sending our own Section Two man with Mari.”

“Excellent, sir,” you tell him. Being a dead man is oddly refreshing, you realize. You're not accountable for your actions, and really, you could do probably anything you wanted, like rob a casino or shoot an Eva unit with a rocket launcher.

That last is a bad idea, though. You file the robbing a casino idea away, however, as that might could be useful. The Commander gives you a tour of NERV-Nevada, and you have to admit, it's quite impressive. The Eva unit is black and pink, an odd coloration, but then he tells you that they allowed the Fourth to pick her own colors. There's something off to the side that you can't quite make out under a tarp, but you dismiss it as unimportant. After all, if it wasn't, why would it be under a tarp?

The Fourth's living quarters are with the officer rooms, away from those of the enlisted personnel, and you wonder at that.

“Brits insisted on commissioning her in the Royal Air Force, for some odd reason. I think they said something about 'keeping up with those perfidious Germans'?”

“Odd, sir. The Japanese haven't commissioned either of their Children.”

“Well, despite we're making them fight a war, these Children deserve a chance at life. A salary and pension are a small attempt at making up for forcing them to give up their childhood.”

(1/2)

“Quite so, sir. I'd much prefer to be driving one of the units myself, honestly. I'd have no compunctions taking the place of one of the Children.”

“Well,” he says when you stop outside a door. “Here we are, then.”

[]Knock on the door.
[]Enter abruptly. Fear and surprise are your most effective weapons.
[]Write-in.

>>33324752
So let me get this straight.

Some infiltrating or corrupt assholes:
Get a mole next to Rei and almost kidnap her
Kill our boss, captain Thierry
Supposedly get "cleared out", then after that:
Shoot at us while we defend Rei
Have a firefight in front of Shinji
Get us transferred to Nevada on false pretenses
and try to blow us the fuck up with JC A BOMB.

What was the name of that IA asshole who moved up the schedule for getting our asses out here?

Because someone in NERV a huge shit.

>>33325033
Captain Karling is that Internal Affairs puke. No one likes Internal Affairs.

>>33325028
>[x]Knock on the door.
We are a member of the british army and maybe even an officer.

WE ARE AN OFFICER AND A GENTELMEN AND WE SHALL THUS KNOCK!

>>33325002
>Robbing a casino
Hell naw, rob the Fed. Assuming that's still a thing in post-second impact and the US economy hasn't completely shit its pants (or started exercising their constitutional rights for once).

>>33325028
>[X]Knock on the door.
No need to be rude to one of the Children.

>>33325028
>[]Knock on the door.
>>33325033
I feel like half the organization is against us. We can be grateful we have a bit of meta knowledge on Gendo and the Subcommander, essentially the main cast, otherwise we're fried.

>>33325028
>[]Knock on the door.
Otherwise it'd be just flat out rude.

>There's something off to the side that you can't quite make out under a tarp, but you dismiss it as unimportant. After all, if it wasn't, why would it be under a tarp?
...

>>33325074
The indians didn't die when the english took their lands, they won't die now.

>>33325068
This.

>>33325028
>I'd have no compunctions taking the place of one of the Children.
Well we're certainly fucked up enough for it.
What with the guilt complex.
And the pederast rape.
And the missing dad.
And the mother being a whore.
And the alcoholism.
And the horrors of war.
And the fucking shadowruns everywhere.
And the Lilith

I kinda want to make a comment about how insulting it is that whoever the traitor(s) is(are), they are seriously half-assing their attempts to kill us.

Seriously, we're basically a foul-mouthed James Bond/Brit-Irish Rambo. And the last guy who tried to kill us basically admitted to such, lied about us needing to go to Nevada post-haste and then ASSUMED we would just get on the plane he provided.

This is AFTER he claimed the guy with no family had a non-existent daughter kidnapped. It's some seriously amateur hour bullshit here.

At some point we need to have a cathartic rant about how the badguys SERIOUSLY need to get their shit together.

>>33325033
Wait, I forgot.
They keep us in a sedated hospital coma for longer than necessary.

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>>33325254
Is it half-assing? Or are they lulling you into a false sense of security?

>>33325254
No, we really don't. Because if they step their game up, we can't do the same. Let things come to a head, don't stir up the hornet's nest and set acid on fire.

>>33325254

If we're going in that direction, we should also sneak in a mention how we hope our IA department is just rouge, because if it's just incompetence.....

>>33325254
I'd rather they not get their shit together. I like our MC staying alive and winning rather than getting blackbagged inside his quarters.

>>33325239
>What with the guilt complex.
One of the standard 3 mental problems or addictions required to work with NERV.
>And the pederast rape.
We raped something? How un-British!
>And the missing dad.
He's ded Jim...
>And the mother being a whore.
No she's dead I think
>And the alcoholism.
One of the standard 3 mental problems or addictions required to work with NERV.
>And the horrors of war.
One of the standard 3 mental problems or addictions required to work with NERV.
>And the fucking shadowruns everywhere.
That's NERV fro ya!
>And the Lilith.
/Angels/

>>33325254
Rule 1 of villain school.
Be as derp as possible. Then as more...

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>Knock on the door.

You knock on the door, and the Commander turns to leave. Bidding him a farewell, you wait for the Fourth to open her door. When she finally does, she's clad in t-shirt and panties. Averting your eyes to look elsewhere, you greet her.

“Ma'am. Special Agent Cryan. I'm to escort you to Japan in a week's time.” Her eyes widen behind the glasses, and she appears thoughtful.

“My uncle knew a Cryan. He said they met in the Eastern Ukraine when the Cryan parachuted in to get him out after his recon bird went down.” You swallow, and she continues. “Uncle said Cryan stood in a freezing river in December waiting for a Russian patrol to pass, so he could get to Uncle. Are you that Cryan?”

[]Yes, that was you.
[]No! Absolutely not! That kind of heroism isn't you at all.
[]Write-in.

>>33325239
Hey. Hey now. I'm pretty sure that just attempted pederast rape. He hasn't been ruined for marriage yet.
>>33325328
>No she's dead I think
Yep. She ded. He totally strangled the guy that did it to death the night before he left before basic training.

>>33325328
No, she was dead. Now Lilith's our mom.

>>33325028
>[]Enter abruptly. Fear and surprise are your most effective weapons.
Why is this even an option? Is "Rapid Non-Lethal Takedown" going to be an option the next time we meet Shinji?

>>33325282
There's only one man I expect would intentionally botch espionage in order to manipulate a person, and that's Gendo Ikari. If he's at the head of these shadowruns then fuck you OP.

In all honesty though, why is the IA guy now leading our department still alive?

He's the one who lied about everything regarding the former Captain, and then straight up said he was going to have us killed straight to our face.

Shit, if he survives long enough for us to get back, I'm gonna be disappointed in Gendo. The first guy he should be going after when he found out the report was false was the guy who made it. Add that to the fact that the dude who brought that to your attention is almost killed in an 'accident'.....

>>33325390
>[X]No! Absolutely not! That kind of heroism isn't you at all.
Deniability.

>>33325390
>[X]Yes, that was you.
Why not? If anything it'll make her trust us a bit more, which is important given that we have no idea what she's up to.

>>33325390
>[]Write-in.
"Standing in a freezing river in December? Sounds like a terrible idea so it was probably me."

I am terrible at write-ins.

>>33325390
>[x]Yes, that was you.
We are the only Cryan right? Or was our daddy an operator?

>>33325390
>[]No! Absolutely not! That kind of heroism isn't you at all.
Far from it.

>>33325390

".... It's possible. I was all over Europe for a while there doing stupid shit like that."

>>33325390
>[X]"I used to be."

>>33325390
>[Lie] No! Absolutely not! That kind of heroism isn't you at all.
Responsibility a shit

>>33325390
>[x]Yes, that was you.

I say why not and if Decan's gonna dick a jailbait why not one that's impressed with him?

>>33325434
He was, therefore we don't know if we actually did do it.

>>33325390
[x]Yes, that was you.
'The very same.'

>>33325485
Earlier in the thread it's revealed Alexander Cryan flew for the Royal Air Force and was shot down over Kuwait during the First Gulf War.

>>33325483

We're not fucking anyone underaged.

Personally, I'm holding out for Misato.

>>33325510
tell that to the legion of asukafags.

>>33325510
The worst choice.

>>33325508
Oh, my bad. Carry on impressing jailbait-tan then guys.

>>33325510
Seconded

I'd like to see a little tension though. Hitting on us, brushing them off, becoming fatherly instead, stuff like that.

>>33325510
>We're not fucking anyone underaged.
She's not underaged where we're going.

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>>33325510
>>33325549
>not holding out for our own gender-flipped clone

>>33325485
In which case, I change this: >>33325434 : To this: >>33325442

>>33325483
Do not put your penis in Mari.
Putting your penis in crazy is a bad idea.

>>33325628
So Cryan's not even allowed to jerk off anymore then.

>>33325628
I don't think that policy would leave us any options, at all

>>33325628
it's Eva, there's nothing but crazy around us and I think we might have ____-zoned Maya, perhaps the only woman not nuts.

>>33325628
That only goes for Yanderes rated above 2 on the "Likely to kill" rating.

>>33325520

I'm all for giving Asuka to Shinji.

Shit, now that Mari's here there's probably going to be a threesome there.

Which would be a hilarious way for us to get yelled at by command staff.

"And when we called him in to talk to him about it, he yelled at us for not paying him to pilot. Is this your doing, Agent?"

"No sir, but I will be buying him a beer for this."

"You're not concerned?"

"Only for the fact it took him this long to find his fucking testicles."

>>33325534

She's a badass woman who is both incredibly compassionate and capable of drinking a bull elephant under the table.

Add that to the fact you could bounce a quarter off her ass and get back two dimes and a nickel, she's pretty much perfect by Irish standards.

>>33325628
Depends on whether Cryan swam in a pool of tang or not when he encountered Lilith.
In which case, he may not have a choice in the matter, depending on Mari's mood.

>>33325667
Maya might not be nuts, but she is an obsessive lesbian.

>>33325676
Let's hook up Sinji with Rei

Then hook up Asuka with both of them.

>>33325667

PREEEEEETYY sure Maya's a lesbian, bro.

>>33325676
>"Only for the fact it took him this long to find his fucking testicles."

If this line is used then our training has finally worked. Shinji would have become Irish.

Glorious

>>33325697
>Sinji
That's a pretty amusing misspelling you got there.

>>33325697
>>33325676

If Shinji fucks all three other pilots and then demands a raise, we aren't buying him a beer.

We're buying him his own brewery.

>>33325694
>>33325704
hard to tell but if so we have nothing but varying degrees of crazy then.

>>33325704
>>33325694
Why all the sane cuties gotta be lesbian tho ;_;

>>33325762
Must type fast and thinking to slow

>>33325660
Then it's for the best. Everyone here's fucked up, so I doubt there'll be any healthy relationships among any of us. Especially where sex is involved.

>>33325688
It's been weeks since then.

>>33325773
Because it's anime. All the cute girls are lesbians.

>>33325762
Sounds like a clown of sorts.
Sinji the Sad Clown

I can answer no questions regarding the status of waifus, husbandos, mind shattering eldritch beasts, or giant robot-waifus.

>>33325676

>Mari=Threesome.

I was going to call bullshit, but looking back that's probably actually going to happen.

Actually, she's probably going to find a way to drag Rei into it too, looking at her actions and mindset.

>>33325798
I will gladly see this quest through to celibacy if that's what it takes to avoid fucking Misato.

I am not familiar with the character Mari.
But based on responses so far, she's strongly lustful, and uses sex as escapism to avoid confronting her problems.
Is this correct?

>>33325801
>Sinji
>sad clown
Sounds more like a rape clown if you ask me.

>>33325790
I am well acquainted with that feeling.

>>33325811
You should make us waifu some random non-NERV person we meet in Tokyo. It'd be preferable to the alternative of a pilot or Misato, and it would calm the whole situation down.

>>33325891
Go watch the movies.

>>33325839
I'm with you, man. I'd sooner we NTR Shinji with Kaworu than touch Misato.

>>33325900
No anon. You guys get to pick the waifu/husbando/giant robot-o/mind shattering eldritch abomination.

>>33325900
Alternatively http://wiki.evageeks.org/Mari_Makinami_Illustrious

>>33325891

She's more.... carefree and open than a slut with mental issues.

She does however have a crazy-streak that occasionally rears it's head. Like, legit crazy. Scary crazy. Totes cray-cray.

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“Yes,” you say slowly. “That was probably me. Standing in a freezing river sounds like a terrible idea, and I'm all about the terrible ideas.” You remember that. The river, the Russians, the separatists, the Ukrainians- all of them wanted Langley's head, and they definitely wanted your head. Sometimes you wake up, clutching a rifle that isn't there, unable to feel your legs because of the remembered cold, and you wonder why you did the things you did. And then you push it all back and hope they don't finally cart you to the loony bin.

“Ohmygod!” Mari emits a high pitched noise that almost instantly worsens your tinnitus, and grabs you in a hug. She appears to be doing her best to crush your ribs. Wincing slightly, you pat her head, and she pulls back, blushing. “S-sorry. It's just that Uncle always talked about the grim-faced SAS man coming out of a freezing river, steam rising from his body heat like some kind of demon and it was always SO COOL!”

“Right,” you say with a blank face. “Cool. It was definitely cool when I was hacking my lungs up for two weeks with pneumonia. I loved that shit, lemme tell you.”

“Really? Were the nurses cute? Did they inject you with rad new antibiotics?”

“No. I didn't love it at all. I was miserable the entire sodding time. Christ. What, you think it's all glamorous and shit?”

“Yes! You get to operate and go pewpewpewpew with your cool rifles and black kit!” Does she really think like this? Is she really looking at you with puppy dog eyes?

[]”Absolutely not. I don't operate like that anymore and I never did.”
[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”
[]Write-in.

>>33325936
Let's just hook up with some nice random non canon npc. Throw some females our way.

>>33325936
I wouldn't be surprised if we could get a plurality to go for a half-way decent "third" option. I'd be completely fine with going celibate, but that would just mean that the waifu arguments would continue forever. Giving Cryan a ssemi-serious girlfriend on the side would allow more focus on the actual quest. I think it would also actually improve our ability to deal with the female pilots and Misato.

>>33325965

Shes also going to be a BEAST in the sack

I have the mental imaging of her smoking post coitus while asuka and shinji are sobbing.

>>33325697

>Shinji-Rei

How much of Yui's genetic material is in Rei? We might be heading into Game of Thrones territory here.

>>33325983
>[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”

>>33325983
>[x]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”

Can't go for the other option, look at the shit he's been doing this thread. But this is par for her course.

>>33326004
that and she has a better figure than even Asuka.

>>33325983
>[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”
Is it our dick?
>>33325983
>[X]Write-in.
Can we just awkwardly change the subject? I don't really like either of those two options.

>>33325983
>[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”
Only voting for this if we go on a dark, serious tangent.

>>33325983
>[]”Absolutely not. I don't operate like that anymore and I never did.”

Lets not ruin her with terrible war stories.

>>33325983
>[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”
Let's run with it. We were all over the news a month ago for flying a helicopter into the Russian embassy to shoot fucking everybody, so there's no way we can get away with the other option.

>>33326054
she'd likely enjoy those stories.

>>33325983
>[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”
Fully expecting some sort of brief "Listen you little shit you don't know a goddamned thing" thing.
>>33326017
>How much of Yui's genetic material is in Rei?
I'm pretty sure it's never really stated.

>>33325983
>[]”Hey Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?”
It's fighting so the people at home don't have to, isn't it?

>>33325983
>[x]Write-in.
The rifles were not cool, the L85A2s were shit. And then there's the whole PTSD and ensuing liver damage from over drinking to deal with... And now made worse by the fact that some random fuck is trying to kill me for some fucking reason...

>>33326060

Wait so we're hitting on Mari? Isn't Shinji too beta for her?

Why not Asuka? Asuka would be perfect for Shinji if he ever grew a pair.

>>33326101
It is not a random fuck.
It is in fact a premeditated, specific fuck with a goal.

>>33326127
Wait, you want us to fuck Asuka because she's Shinji's best choice?

>>33325988
>>33325992
We're going to hook up with a girl that resembles our mum but younger, aren't we?
Or we'll get some casualette who constantly misuses military terms while fucking us because that's her fetish.

>>33326127
>Wait so we're hitting on Mari?
I'm not sure. The majority option is kinda unclear as to where it's going.
> Isn't Shinji too beta for her?
Wait, what does that have to do with Declan hitting on her?
>Why not Asuka? Asuka would be perfect for Shinji if he ever grew a pair.
Are you saying we should waifu Asuka to cut her off from Shinji? Why the fuck would we do that?

Thinking on it a bit he has been getting up to some pretty secret squirrel shit.

>>33326017
Only half her dna is human so she is about as related to Shinji as a bear is

>>33326179

Oh ok you're not Shinji.

Ok good. Try and be manlier than him, it shouldn't be too hard.

>>33326179
I'd sooner go for Mari than Asuka or Rei (not really up for clockblocking Shinji), that and if Decan's gonna dick a pilot, might as well go for the one that's the best lay.

>>33326198
We're Declan Cyran and we're trying to teach Shinji to man the fuck up. We're just some Section 2 who did stupid shit and is kind of a big deal.

>>33326198
No, we're an ex-soldier, ex-terrorist, drunk bastard whoreson in Section 2 with resident Lilith hallucinations.

>>33326027
>>33326035
>>33326092
So we talk about the seriousness of our dick, and how we fuck things so the dicks at home don't have to.

“Hey, Mari. You wanna know my favorite part of being a trooper?” Her eyes go wide and she sidles closer to you, the better to hear your wisdom from the ages.

“It was seeing men I'd eaten with, fought next to, slept beside, knew as intimately as their wives, mothers, or girlfriends- be shot to pieces beside me, for no good reason at the time. It was handing folded flags to grieving spouses, childen, brothers, sisters, parents. It was asking a priest why and never getting a good answer. C'mon, Mari, I'm a good Northern Irish lad. God Save the King, let's go to church, all that, right?

It was hugging a six year old boy because his daddy's gone and he's never going to see him again.” At this point your voice is positively dripping sarcasm and self-loathing, and Mari's wilted back.

“It was showing up on some poor mother's doorstep, letter from the King in hand, to let her know her son had been killed doing something she couldn't know about someplace she couldn't know we were, for a reason she didn't know we had. It was shit, Mari. Pure and utter shit, and if you can avoid it, do so.”

“O-oh.”

“Oh indeed. Any more questions?”

“How old were you when you joined?” Jesus, she just doesn't give up.

[]Tell her.
[]You've got things you could be doing, like inspecting that tarp back in the hangar where the Eva was.
[]Write-in.

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>>33326198
Aw, you're just a moron that can't read.
> Try and be manlier than him, it shouldn't be too hard.
Please don't follow the quest.
>>33326230
I agree, but I'd really rather not go for any of them. Even if I personally wanted it, it wouldn't be worth dealing with the parade of mouth-breathers that would start bitching about pedo-quest.

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>>33326235
>ex-terrorist

>>33326299
>[X]Tell her.
Might as well. We only get a first meeting once, and we'll have time to peak at the tarp shortly.

>>33326299
>[]Tell her.
We can do tarp things later.

>>33326299
>[]Tell her.
>[]You've got things you could be doing, like inspecting that tarp back in the hangar where the Eva was.
Tell her & leave. Maybe we should find out about Kensuke & set her up with him. They can masturbate to Generation Kill together or something.

>>33326299
>[]Tell her.

Tone down the grim a little. And leave out our circumstances.

>>33326304
yeah I'd rather avoid it but if it's gonna happen, I've made my opinion clear.

It really doesn't help that Eva's best known girls are teh underaged ones.

>>33326299
We were 15-nearly-16 weren't we, when we strangled that dude and fucked off.
Tell her that.

>>33326389
this`

>>33326299
>[x]Tell her.
And tell her that we already had killed some scummy bastard. Before we had joined up.

>>33326299
[]Tell her.

>>33326380
>underaged
Not where we're headed.

>>33326505
Speaking of the underage issue, I couldn't find anything about the age of consent in Kanagawa Prefecture, which is where Tokyo-3 is supposed to be. If anyone wants to try to help, I'd appreciate it.

>>33326505
Not half our age, then

>>33326299
>[X]You've got things you could be doing, like inspecting that tarp back in the hangar where the Eva was.

>>33326544
I think that the age of consent should be the same as Japan's. For both clarity reasons and that it's easier to find...

>>33326590
So thirteen?

>>33326544
According to this completely unsourced forum post, http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=25197#p250895 , it's 18 in Kanegawa.

>>33326299
>Tell her.

Cut the girl some slack though, she is a pilot and if her life wasn't shittier than ours yet, it soon will be

>>33326626
>>33326606
If you want us to be able to go for the pilots, set it at 13 for fictional Tokyo-3. If you don't want us to be able to go for the pilots, set it at 18.

Legal or not, diddling one of the young ones is gunna get our ass shot.

>>33326606
I honestly don't think that many people will care anyway, on account of "Oh shit we're all going to die."

>>33326606
Maybe, unless someone finds out the age of consent in Kanagawa Prefecture.

>>33326544
Federal is 13 but, apparently, city & prefectural laws have set it higher. Like 17/18 higher.

Considering the amount of humanity killed off a lowering of accepted age on some things wouldn't be too surprising.

>>33326651
As long as it doesn't interfere with NERV's plans, I doubt it.

>>33326672
That's what really gets me. In the United States, in 99% of federal versus state laws, Federal trumps. The Feds leave AoC up to the states. So does federal trump state in Japan?

>>33326691
Misato will shoot us. In the junk.

>>33326695

No, State law takes precedence.

Thats why you have stuff like the banning of loli stuff in tokyo.

>>33326695
Just call it thirteen, dude. It's the middle of the apocalypse, you can go with whatever is more convenient.

>>33326695
>So does federal trump state in Japan?
Dunno unless someone tries to make a federal case of it but, with the way the Japs are, there would probably be too much famiry shame and they'd just try to do whatever made it go away the fastest.

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“I was fifteen-almost-sixteen when I strangled a man and then fucked off out of Ulster to join up. Look, do you want to know anything else about my life story or can I go do my job?” She shakes her head, and you turn and leave. That tarp was extremely interesting. A tarp in a hangar with no need for one?

Checking your pistol, you make your way back to the hangar, pretending for all the world like you belonged. Which you do. You are definitely NERV-Nevada Section Two and you absolutely belong. You are KING of this base and no one can stop you.

A fun fact about human nature is that if you're belligerent enough about being where you are, most people will back down. This worked in your favor, as after an initial attempt to halt your progress, the two Section One rent-a-cops you encountered backed down when confronted with your superior sunglasses and determination.

The tarp itself is interesting enough, in an abstract sort of way. Although there's nothing under it NOW, there's traces of red on the ground. Kneeling, you stick a finger in it and bring it up to your face. Sniffing doesn't reveal anything odd. It smells like concrete and a hint of blood?

You lick the little bit on your finger, and it does taste slightly like blood. Concerned, you see if you can find any traces of it leading away. You can't, which leads you to suspect they stuck it, whatever it was, on a truck.

[]Try to find tire tracks.
[]Find Smith and get another head working on this.
[]Write-in.

>>33326695

The reason the federal law is so low is because it's not worth going through the legislation to change it when everyone has already set stricter standards. It's literally all down to not being worth the effort.

It's pretty much accepted fact that it's 18ish in Japan, everywhere.

>>33326802
>[]Try to find tire tracks.

>>33326802
>>33326821

Send Smith to watch Mari while we investigate.

We are NOT going to investigate this while she's unguarded. We're not taking any actions that leave her unguarded.

>>33326802
I think our curiosity is a bit OOC here. Personally I'd like to.

>Read reports from NERV-Japan about Agent Cryan
To see if the faggots are character-assassinating us or pinning us as a mole or a fall guy.

>>33326802
>[]Try to find tire tracks.
>[]CALL Smith and get another head working on this.
>[]Get the Commander to see about any surveillance footage of the area

We still have our phones, yeah? And they've gotta have cameras, right?

>>33326874
this

>>33326868
>[]Write-in.
Get back to work guarding Mari for fuck sake. We ought to atleast earn our pay and look like we're a guy from NERV Nevada.

>>33326802
>[]Try to find tire tracks.
>[]CALL Smith and get another head working on this.
>[]Get the Commander to see about any surveillance footage of the area

Don't tell me that was the S2 engine. We almost been blown up once already.

>>33326948
>>33326874

Combine these. Investigate ourselves while making sure Mari's 1000% secure.

MAYBE later we can look into the bloodstains.

>>33326948
Seconding, our assignment takes priority.

>>33326948

I'm just hoping it doesn't bite us in the ass.

This is a possible security breach.

Security breaches are very deadly if there is a VVIP nearby. Hence it is in our best interest and that of our VVIP to make sure no foul play is afoot.

Like say, someone removed guards, stole their positions and had their bodies removed by truck.

>>33326874
This... Ask The Base Commander For Everything They Have.

Also Phone The Sub Commander To Keep Him Updated.

>>33327041
Why Do You Talk Like This?
>>33326984
Seconding this.

>>33327069
Bah, meant to delete my earlier post, so, changed my mind, disregard >>33326931 and count >>33326984

>>33326984
>>33326868

Going with this shit. If we DO investigate the bloodstains, and it might be a good idea, we do it later, and while Smith is watching over Mari if we're going to occupied.

>>33327069
Pre Set Features On My Phone. Gonna Take It In To See What The Fuck Is Up.

>>33327140
Ooh, that's always fun when they pull shit like that. GL unfucking it!

>>33327171
Yeah, If I Find The Fuck That Though This Feature Was A Good Idea, I Will Build Some Kind Of Giant Mech And Castrate Him With It.

>>33327212

options under keyboards?

>>33327212
Try installing a different keyboard and using that. I use Swype. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nuance.swype.trial

>>33327212
That sounds like the title for some really lewd anime.

I had no clue what the fuck was going on with that voting, heh.

With the handy power of your cellphone, you shoot a text to Smith ordering him to guard Mari, and a text to Commander Davis, asking for access to surveillance footage of the hanger. You're curious what they've got to say about you, so you head for a computer terminal, and using the false ID common to all agents, log in and pull up your personnel file. “Extremely dangerous... Best pointed in direction of enemy and let off leash...” Jesus, they make you sound like some kind of single-minded dog.

Shaking your head, you head back to Mari's room and meet Smith. Telling him what you know, suspect, and think, you direct him to finding something that 'tastes and smells of blood but was in the hangar'. Looking at you like you're a madman, he finally nods and buggers off, and you resume standing post outside the Fourth's door. The Commander complies with your request for the footage, and sends it to your phone.

Pulling it up, you're treated to a video of a group of techs using a crane to lift the tarp covered round object onto the back of a flat-bed truck. Someone tosses another tarp down on the spot where the object was, and then hops onto the back of the truck, which pulls away. Of the object, all you could catch was a glimpse of red.

You receive a text from Smith while you're trying to puzzle through the mystery of the red, round object- “Found the truck. Going in.”

That's it for tonight, guys. We'll meet again Monday or Tuesday night at 5 PM CST. Watch the Twitter, which can be found in the OP, along with the archives. Don't forget to vote!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Lemme know!

>>33327254
>>33327258
FOUND IT! Mech castration averted...
>>33327268
The MC is Hesky

>>33327313
I like it.
More please.

>>33327441
But I don't want to desire to claw my eyes out whenever I think of EvaQuest, Anon.

So was anyone serious about wanting Cryan to be in a relationship with a 13 year old girl? I mean, what the hell.

>>33327471
we nees to ask her if she knows anyone who wants to kill her. Could give us a lead. Should also ask Mari how much she knows about unit04 and if anyone wants to sabotage it.

This commander calling with his daughter's phone somehow sets off some of my alarm bells.

Round thing was probably the core.

>>33327313

Thanks for running.

Question, when is Asuka and unit 02 due to be shipped to Japan?

>>33327549
I don't think your response has anything to do with dating young girls.

>>33327471

Not me. I'm gunning for Misato route.

>>33327471

I hope not. I'm honestly pulling for Misato, personally.

>>33327549

I think we should place a separate call on our own, to make sure that the Sub-Commander over in Tokyo actually got the call.

Asking Mari about Sabotage doesn't seems like a great plan, since I'm not sure she thinks about people betraying her, wheras we are more paranoid than a veteran runner in a backstabbing contest at a Dragon convention.

>>33327471
I'm not seeing the problem here to be honest. They'd be better picks than our other options.

Unless you're serious gunning for Lilith here.

>>33327671
If we honestly had to be in a relationship, I'd much rather go for someone our own age instead of little girls that are also emotionally immature. We could always go for an original character as well.

>>33327557
They're en route now.

>>33327742

We're gonna rendezvous with them?

>>33327770
If you guys get -04 to the carrier group Admiral Jackson is working on for you, yes.

>>33327819

Best fleet ever

>>33327574
I've got better things to think about.

>>33327730
Eh, that implies that Misao and Ristuko have their heads on straight (they don't)

>>33327671
If I see a lilith or other similarly fucked option I'm gunning for it.

It's not evangelion if everyone isn't snivelling, broken wrecks at the end.

>>33328221
Even then, I'd rather go for someone near Cryan's age than a little girl.

>>33328335
I wholeheartedly agree with this.

>>33328335
I wholeheartedly disagree with this.
Especially since we'll be getting onto Kaji's turf

>>33329736
yes and

>>33329756
Bitch Kaji's cool

>>33329776
still not seeing a problem

Wonder what would happen if Mari took us for a ride in an EVA, and then rode us while doing her job in beast mode.

>>33330031
>Wonder what would happen
>EVA
Nothing good.
> beast mode.
I really hope Tang cuts that.

>>33330048
Well it's not rebuild, so it is probably cut.
But still, it was a hypothetical situation

>>33330086
Given our Lillith addled brain, we'd probably wreck her synch ratio before she even tried to activate beast mode.

>>33330130
Probably.
It was more about the sex in the evangelion part though, beast mode just made it more interesting

>>33330141
You'd only have five minutes

>>33330190
What if they were plugged in though?