Cigarette temporarily forgotten, you press the pedal to the floor, edging the speedometer past the 305/190 indicator to bounce between the bottom and the maximum speed indication.

“Dec, you're making Mari sick. You have to slow down,” Asuka insists, and you scowl.

“Fine,” you snarl, cigarette hanging precariously. “Fine,” you say again, and begin easing off the accelerator.

“Thank you,” Mari manages to gasp out, and you stop scowling for a moment.

[]Concentrate on driving.
[]Grunt in acknowledgement.
[]Write-in

>>34491069
>[]Grunt in acknowledgement.

>>34491069
>[]Concentrate on driving.

>>34491069
>[]Grunt in acknowledgement.

>>34491069
>[]Grunt in acknowledgement.

>>34491069
>[x]Concentrate on driving.
Don't talk and drive.

>>34491069
Alright, we're most likely facing up against Israfel (God, this means we missed both Laser whips and Ramiel, crazy)

At this point I'd like to suggest that we propose a plan to Misato, assuming like in the series, Israfel isn't on a huge rampage and is just sitting at a beach.

Mainly that Asuka will be the vanguard, tasked with assaulting the angel first to assess capabilities and, if possible, take it down without any trouble. Mari will be her backup to provide covering fire if things should go wrong

Of course, most probable that it won't be that simple, 99.9% possible in fact.
So as such, Rei and Shinji will be the main unit, tasked with isolating one of the halves and taking it down.

If Asuka should fail to contain the other one, Mari will assist, if she is successful, Mari assists Rei/Shinji.

Then if Asuka cannot execute that one on her own, the rest are to assist.
Does this sound like an agreeable plan?

>>34491404
Sounds good

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You grunt at her gratitude, easing the car down from 305 to 240 kilos, and downshift easily. The cigarette's trying to burn down to the filter, now. You discard it and are about to light another when a voice interrupts your concentration.

“Dec?” You flick your eyes to the rear view mirror. Mari's trying to keep her breakfast down and Asuka is staring at you.

You grunt, again, acknowledging her comment. She swallows, almost as though she's scared of what she's about to ask.

“Could you- Could you stop smoking?” You grunt again, but she doesn't understand- she looks at you like you're speaking another language. Scowling, you downshift again and shrug.

“I don't know,” you say. “For now let me concentrate on-”

you swerve, hard, around a car that's slammed on the breaks in front of you. Dodging between two more cars, you pull back into the lane for your turn off, tires squealing as you work the car. You should race, a dim part of you thinks. You'd be a pro at racing.

“Seriously, Dec. You need to slow down- Mari is sick.”

“She wasn't fucking sick earlier,” you snarl. “What's her problem?”

“Motion sickness, probably,” Asuka says snidely. “I'm not a doctor. My Doctorate was in metaphysical biology. I helped develop the technology we use to amplify the AT fields the Evangelions project,” she tells you.

“That's fookin' wonderful, darlin', but I'm tryin' ta fookin' drive,” you growl.

[]There are no brakes on the Declan car.
[]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.
[]Write-in

okay I'll be back in about fifteen minutes I need to go get delicious MILK to consume with CAKE

>>34491969
>[]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.
A sick pilot is not a useful one

>>34491969
>[]Write-in
If possible shift her to the front seat and open the windows, it might help a little bit

Otherwise
[]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.

>>34491969
>Write in
"Use the phone to call in an aircraft to carry us further then, it'd be faster and no one gets sick."

>>34491969
>[x]There are no brakes on the Declan car.
"Tell her to focus on the horizon, The problem is that her brain is telling her she's sitting still and her inner ear says she's moving damn fast."

>>34491969
>[]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.
>"Face forward, don't move around, and look into the distance. Should help."

>>34492055
+
>>34491969
>[]There are no brakes on the Declan car.
Sorry Mari, but duty comes first

>>34492055
Can we do this? I think if we're going slower it'd allow us to get to a aircraft faster anyway

>>34491969
>[]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.

>>34491969
>[]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.
"Don't get used to this, the angels aren't going to stop just because one of you is sick."

>>34492055
Seconded
Go at 160 miles per hou

>>34491969
>[]There are no brakes on the Declan car.

>>34491969

>[X]You'll be going fast enough at 160 kilos. You hope.

Vomit in a car is an absolute pain in the balls to clean up, and the stench never gets out of your interior either.

Also being motion sick might not be the best idea ever just before getting into the giant robot.

More like twenty minutes, but I'm back and I only sped a little bit.

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You don't stamp the brakes. You ease off the accelerator as much as it pains you to do so- the Kids are needed NOW- but a sick pilot will do no good for anyone.

So you slow. “Concentrate on the horizon and my voice, Mari. Are you well enough to move to the front seat?”

Asuka leans her head down to listen to Mari. “She says she can if I help her. Do I haaaaaave to?”

“Yes,” you say shortly. You take your hand from the gear and move the rifle in the passenger seat to the floor in front of it, then go back to driving. From behind and beside you, you hear grunting and shifting and cursing, and you don't bother to admonish the girls for their language. You roll Mari's window down, (probably ruining her hair, the part of you that cares about girlfriends and how they look, notes) and try to keep from speeding back up.

“Better?” You ask her, and she nods beside you. “Good.” You don't say anything else. What is there to say? Apologize for killing her (them) in lives you don't remember (you remember them just not well but well enough to remember their deaths and your own)

You drive for as long as you can, but eventually you reach traffic- a half a kilometer from the exit you need.

“Fuck,” you snarl.

“Can we go on foot?” Asuka asks.

“We could,” you say. “But Mari's sick and I don't know if either of you can keep up with me if we're running and I don't know if I want to risk it.”

“I could keep up,” Asuka says determinedly.

“I'm sure you could try,” you allow. “Base,” you try again. “Is there any fucking air transport available?”

“Negative, Cryan. We're attempting to route something to you, but we're having problems getting the JSSDF to release command of conventional forces to us. Why?”

(1/2)

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"I'm stalled by traffic,” you explain grimly.

“Continue on foot, Cryan, with all due haste.”

[]Sling the kids over your shoulders, all due haste means all due haste.
[]Asuka's going to have to tough it out.
[]Write-in

>>34493198
>Write in
"Mari, I'm carrying you first, when you feel better and Asuka's tired, we'll swap."
"Where's the nearest damn train to the Geofromt?"

>>34493198
[]Sling the kids over your shoulders, all due haste means all due haste.
She's going to throw up on us isn't she

>>34493246
Seconding, if Asuka can't tough it out she goes over the shoulder too. Princess carry Mari?

>>34493198
>[]Sling the kids over your shoulders, all due haste means all due haste.

>>34493198
>[X]Sling the kids over your shoulders, all due haste means all due haste.

NO BRAKES ON THE DECLAN TRAIN

>>34493246
This

>>34493198
>[x]Sling the kids over your shoulders, all due haste means all due haste.

Don't run Asuka tired. She needs to pilot.

>>34493246
Makes sense to balance it I guess, adrenaline would probably help too

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>>34493165
>BUT PINK SO FUCKING PINK.jpg

>>34493352
>Implying tiredness affects piloting capabilities
Falling asleep tired? Sure. Physically exhausted? In your dreams

>>34493246

This and princess carry Mari

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>>34493386

>>34493246
Second

>>34493399
>>34493291
Princess carry Mari please

>>34493165
>>34493439
I vote for princess carrying Mari and having Asuka run

>>34493402
2smug

>>34493246
in for this

>>34493246

Do this but princess carry Mari.

I wonder if she managed to get changed or not

>>34493246
If we carry her over the shoulder we should grab her ass a bit

>>34493246
This.

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“Mari,” you ask after turning to her. “Can you walk?” She shakes her head. You swear.

“Okay,” you say grimly. All due haste means all due haste. Besides, you can't play favorites. You get out of the car, turn it off, and lock it after Asuka gets out and starts helping Mari get out. You sling the rifle in front of you, and then you pick them both up at the knees, slinging them over your shoulders. Combined they're maybe a hundred eighty pounds. You've carried more, before. You're certain you have. You just can't for the life of you remember when, and undoubtedly you were younger and stronger at the time.

Car's locked, Kids are secured, rifle's slung, Asuka's bitching in your ear, and you think you've accidentally grabbed Mari's ass. You start hauling ass, shoes pounding the pavement in a steady rhythm, controlling your breathing. Asuka hammers a fist into your back, but it doesn't matter. All that matters is proceed on foot, all due haste. You can do this. You've done it before. You don't when or where, but you're some kind of wanna be hero, of course you've done something fucking stupid like this.

Mari managed to get into her jeans, but she's still wearing your shirt, and Asuka managed to get completely back into her sundress. All that matters is one foot in front of the other.

“Where's the nearest damn train to the Geofront?” You ask between breaths, and Asuka smacks your rear end.

“Go left, horsey,” she said. “GO LEFT.”

“MY LEFT OR YOUR FUCKING LEFT?”

“MY LEFT,” she yells at you, and you go right off the ramp, hitting a street's pavement. Grunting as your foot catches on an uneven piece of pavement, you right yourself before you begin to topple.

“How far?”

“Not far now, you've gotten us most of the way there, Dec.”

[]Let them walk from here.
[]Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.
[]Write-in

>>34494139

>[X]keep going

>>34494139
>Ignoring the write in
Why.
>Write in
Run most of the way, if we start feeling tired then we drop 'em

>>34494139
>[x]Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.

>>34494139
>[]Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.

>>34494139
>[]Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.

>>34494139
>[x]Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.
Suck it up, soldier boy.

>>34494228
It isn't playing favourites, it's a tactical move which is easily justified, not to mention, we'd also end up carrying Asuka later on as well

>>34494139
>[]Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.
But keep our head up. This would be a grand time for an ambush.

>>34494139

Ignoring the write in makes me pretty sad

I guess keep going, but maybe LET ASUKA DOWN and just carry the sick one

>>34494310
Now see, that would actually be playing favourites.

>>34494139
[X] Keep going. You've carried more further and faster.
The angels aren't going to wait around doing nothing.

>>34494355
Or playing tactical. Because one child is perfectly capable of moving on her own

>>34494139
Asuka's like 4'11 mang, how could two of her be 180 pounds?

>>34494452
Asuka and Mari. Call 'em both ninety pounds, maybe a little under.

>>34494464

Man we would split Mari like wet pine if we hit that

>>34494485
Why you gotta think like that, Anon? Why?

>>34494464
At 4'11, someone at 25 would weight 10 pounds more than Asuka.

I'm pretty sure something's wrong here, but I guess it doesn't make too much of a difference

>>34494546
Im still willing to pay you for that shit

guys, what if doing it with them raises their sync rate?

>>34494602
Well, that was a proposal I was going to try and make to Gendo.

Essentially, we'd attempt to set up Shinji with a girlfriend, if he's deemed to valuable then we change to Asuka, and as such we find out if it really does.
Since synch rate is exceedingly valuable to NERV, I expect that it would be accepted.

>>34494602
"Hey, what if we get the child soldiers laid?"

>>34494736
Young adult soldiers

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>>34494736
OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA

>

“Can you keep up to the train station, Asuka?” You grunt out.

“Of course I can,” she says. “Let me down, you brute.” Her words echo Misato's from your (memory-dream-future-past-) but you push them aside. You slow, and then stop. You let Asuka down, and then switch to carrying Mari in front of you. She tries to cling to you, and you allow it for a moment as you let Asuka set the pace, something not quite as fast as you were going before.

“Dec,” Mari says against your chest. “I think I ate something last night-”

“You had pizza,” you say. “It wasn't even particularly greasy.”

“I'm not 's'posed to drink too much soda. It upsets my stomach,” she mutters, and then whimpers.

“And this isn't in your file, why?”

“Daddy didn't want anyone knowing someone as distinguished as his daughter had so banal a-”

“Right,” you say. “Daddy sounds like a right proper bastard, and not just because he's Navy.”

“I been thinking,” she says again against your chest, and tries to snuggle tighter despite your vain attempts to keep her from doing so. “What if we asked the Commander about us dating? What's the worst he'll say?”

“No. And then he'll have me shot for letting you entertain such ideas.”

“That's funny,” she giggles. “You're funny.”

[]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian.”
[]”No. Stop talking you're sick.”
[]Write-in

>mari
what kind of rotten faggotry is happening in this quest? just retcon that shit out of everyrthing asap

>>34494736
>Sir, considering the pilot's mental state can have a huge effect on piloting, I have a suggestion to make to increase synch rate in the pilot of Unit 01
>The brain's release of dopamine, as well as the romantic connection not only serve to increase mental stability, but it could also focus someone like Shinji into getting in the damn robot
>If Shinji is too much of a risk, I suggest attempting this upon Asuka, from what I have heard she wishes to have a relationship with her handler, I am not going to presume that you can make the man engage in romance with her, but it may make a solid impact upon her synch ratio, which will be preferable.

>>34494844
>>34494844
>[x]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian.”
Flat deadpan.

>>34494844
>[]”No. Stop talking you're sick.”
"Angels attacking, no time for funny!"

>>34494844
>[x]”No. Stop talking you're sick.”

>>34494849
Fuck off.

>>34494866
Stop bullshitting.

>>34494844
>[]”Yes. Now stop talking, you're sick.”

>>34494844
>[]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian.”

>>34494844
>Write in
"Mari, this isn't just motion sickness you're experiencing, and I'm actually getting pretty dark worried, should I look for a blow dart in your neck or something?"

>>34494844
>[]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian.”

>>34494844
>Remember how that DID go over in previous loops

>>34494844
>[x]”No. Stop talking you're sick.”

>>34494844
>[]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian.”

and whisper under our breath "Honestly Mari, what do you think will happen? If I thought that he wouldn't kill me I would ask him myself"

>>34494900
>Stop bullshitting
Asuka's synch rate had a massive drop when Kaji disappeared, and it only continued to fail after that, there is an obvious relationship between someone's mental state and their efficiency as a pilot.

It's not CERTAIN, that a returned romantic interest WILL boost synch rate, however it is certainly a large possibility.

>>34494844


>[X] ”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian. Now stop talking, you're sick.”

>>34494844
>[]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian. Now stop talking, you're sick.”
Surreptitiously call it in. You are beginning to suspect that one of the pilots has been drugged.

>>34494968
>If I thought that he wouldn't kill me I would ask him myself"
Let's... not say that

>>34494951

Actually I support this

>>34494900
I hate shitbuildfags so much
I hope you get ocular scrotum

>>34494968
Second
>>34494982
It's pretty obvious, motion sickness doesn't get THIS bad

>>34494999
>shitbuildfags
What

>>34494968

I like this

>>34494968
Can we not

>>34494844
>>[X] ”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian. Now stop talking, you're sick.”

You know, I'm pretty sure our microphone is picking all this up. Betcha them boys are havin a giggle.

>>34494968
I like that write in, it's like a BIG shiny red button that says "Do not press", but fuck, I wanna press it

>>34494968

Thirding

or is this fourthing at this point?

>>34495011
He really hates the Rebuild movies apparently. To the point where anything from it upsets him.

or trolling.

>>34494968
Let's not put her down THAT strongly.

>>34494968
No

>>34494968
Yes

>>34494968

Push the button, lets see what happens

>>34494968
This is terrible, you're terrible

>>34494968
pls no

>>34494968
I am against this.

>>34494999
And I hope everything you own, love and ever met dies in a fire.

>>34494968
Yes.

>>34494844
>[]”No. Stop talking you're sick.”

>>34494968
Supportan

>>34494968
Mari is best girl, remember what she said about us last thread? Lets say this

>>34494968
There's shiny buttons and then there's just being fucking retarded

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>>34495220
I don't even know anymore. I need a drink. I finished all my Jack during the week, though.

>>34494999
>I hope you get ocular scrotum
In the name of bro, I too hope that someone starts eyeing his testicles.

>>34494844
[x]”Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian.”

>>34495247
Write the smut, I want to see Mari blowing us by the end of the thread

>>34495247
Well look at it this way, this is an entirely controversial and significantly derailing idea. Going with it will screw with half of us, going against it still leaves the waifufags other, less insane, opportunities.

"Let's tell a somebody we'd rather kill ourselves than go out with them"

Why would anyone support this besides for trolling?

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>>34495293

>>34495247
Just a little thing I want to mention, when you don't want to write something, you don't kill it off alright?
I've had a few QMs do that and it hurts, causes shitstorms and can end quests.

>>34495312
>implying we can't just have alternate timeline flashback smut hand over fist

>>34494968
No

>>34495325
>thinking I'd kill something I've invested so much time, emotion, energy, and money into

ENERGY DRINKS COST MONEY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY COST JESUS

>>34495312
just ignore the shitty write in that was heavily samefagged by both sides.

QMs have to put their foot down every now and then or the inmates will run the asylum.

>>34495302
You can't read very well.
The anon is proposing that we say:
"IF we thought we would not get shot, we would have asked already"

>>34495312
If we at any point relent and go for Mari, I will laugh forever if we are executed immediately after.

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>>34495346
I didn't think you would! I'm just paranoid! And stupid!

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>

“Yes. I am the funniest. I am a stand-up comedian,” you say flatly.

“No you're not,” chimes in Asuka. “You're a soldier.”

“Mari, are you sure this is motion sickness?” Quickly, you give her a once over. You don't see or feel any darts sticking out anywhere, and considering the Pizza Hut that was ordered from is staffed entirely by Section Two or their children, no one could have slipped anything into the food.

“Noooo,” she slurs. “Irritable bowel syndrome. I've got a drug I can take to help relieve the-”

“Okay,” you say. “Good enough for me. As for the Commander thing, I'll think about it. We'll talk when you aren't drugged. Base,” you say into your throat mic. “The Fourth has taken a drug that's affecting her badly. Will she be clear to pilot?”

“Give us one, Cryan. We're checking with Dr. Ritsuko. Got yourself a girlfriend?”

“No,” you say. “She'd like to be, though. Unlike you fucks, I understand professionalism.”

“Funny,” the man on the other end says. “That's not what an incident report ALMOST filed by Captain Katsuragi says.” You refrain from commenting. Stuck on base fuckers don't know shit about shit.

“Dec,” Asuka calls. “That's the station up ahead.”

“Good,” you say. You slow down from your almost run, rifle banging against your side, to a quick walk. Asuka leads you inside, and you find a train. When you flash Mari's ID, and then Asuka's, it opens and informs you it'll be routing to the Geofront.

[]Set Mari down.
[]Hand Mari off to Asuka, you need to secure the train.
[]Write-in.

>>34495393
At that point they wouldn't though, it would be a massive liability, the pilot may attempt to attack the base, refuse to pilot, not to even mention drops in synch ratio.

Our constant flip-flopping on the Mari issue is making Dec out to be bi-polar.
We've said no multiple times before, let's keep it at that.

>>34495403
>[x]Hand Mari off to Asuka, you need to secure the train.

What's going on with Rei in this one?

>>34495403
>[]Hand Mari off to Asuka, you need to secure the train.

Do you think somebody diddled her food?

>>34495449
She's with Misato and Shinji- they were going to pick up cello strings for Shinji. They were closer to base than you and the Second and Fourth.

>>34495403
>[]Hand Mari off to Asuka, you need to secure the train.

>>34495403
>[]Set Mari down.
Honestly if they had infiltrated this far, I would be surprised we're still alive at all

>>34495403
>[x]Hand Mari off to Asuka, you need to secure the train.

>>34495464

>“Mari, are you sure this is motion sickness?” Quickly, you give her a once over. You don't see or feel any darts sticking out anywhere, and considering the Pizza Hut that was ordered from is staffed entirely by Section Two or their children, no one could have slipped anything into the food.

>“Noooo,” she slurs. “Irritable bowel syndrome. I've got a drug I can take to help relieve the-”

>>34495436
>>34495464
>>34495476
>>34495480
Considering what we were talking about, I find that to be a very bad idea.

A) She might tell Asuka
B) Train is most likely secure already, most of Geofront is under cameras, not to mention they should have sent out agents to greet us considering recent events

>>34495499
This puts a depth of realism which is both cool but annoying, not sure which side it tips towards more

>>34495403
>[x]Set Mari down.
>[x]Secure the train.

>>34495403
>[x]Set Mari down.

>>34495403
>[]Set Mari down.
Anyone stupid enough to want to attack us right now isn't likely smart enough to get near.
I hope.

>>34495403
>[]Set Mari down.

>>34495403
>[]Set Mari down.

>>34495432
>We've said no multiple times before, let's keep it at that.
No we haven't, we've just stayed on the edge multiple time because of professionalism, we haven't said an outright no or yes at all

>>34495403
>My write in was chosen
Yaaaay, even with no votes I win.

>>34495403
>[]Hand Mari off to Asuka, you need to secure the train.

>>34495432

No we haven't. Some have, some haven't. At most we've told her she's too young and isn't ready but that there is something there.

>>34495802
I guess we'll pull a Misato at the end and fuck her in an elevator or something?

>>34495861

Sure, better than Lily

9 Angels and Kaworu left guys.
I think our best bet at preventing EoE is to steal Adam from Kaji, and drop it into that volcano with Asuka.

>>34495908
No I meant like, pull a Misato as in do what she did to Shinji

>>34495918
Or.

What if we just strapped Lilith and Adam to rockets.

And shot them in opposite directions into space?

>>34495918
>Steal Adam from Kaji

It's in Gendo's possession, not Kaji's

>>34495950
Oh I thought you meant fuck her in the hallway like we did in the dream to Misato

>>34495432
You know I would be here to be reasonable but when there's a bunch of retards wanting to fuck a 14 year old Mari I just don't give a fuck about this quest really.

tangfag actually goes along with it and it's disgusting.

>>34495956

Rei, Kaworu and Unit 1 can be used to start the third impact.

>>34495956
We couldn't do that since Gendo supports his own version of EoE.

>>34495972
Is it right now? In that case that part of the plan is fucked unless we murder Gendo, which should be rather easy during the Zeruel fight actually.

>>34496010

The problem is that the instant we start fucking Mari it'll stop being about stopping third impact, and become about jerking off.

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>>34496010
You should have expected it the moment you came into a quest thread, even if we were a girl it would happen.
He's hardly going although with it though, consider >>34495312 >>34495247
As well as not budging on the age limit not that it would stop us

>>34496010
You are remarkably bitter that your quest is not as popular as this and should go away.

>>34496049
>implying we're following Gendo's rules

>>34496023
Guess we need more rockets.

>>34496049

Kaji gives Adam to Gendo right after The fifth angel. Which we rode an N2 mine into.

>>34496023
So we need to get Kaworu on OUR side to stop that, that could work too...

Destruction of the mass produced Evangelion units would certainly injure EoE, how we would go about doing it is beyond me though

>>34496106
In the anime.

>>34496088
I don't write quests.

If anything this quest is probably the better ones and most interesting ones, hence why I bothered to read it at all.

But this childish insistence from certain mari-fuckers is what pisses me off.

>>34496090
Where else are we going to get the fucking missiles from?

>>34496106
That's annoying, especially since he are it just after. Hrm, Adam appears in his hand, so maybe we could kidnap him, slice off his hand, dispose of Adam then return him to duty?

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>>34496125
Just fucking deal with it you whiny cunt or make your own quest.

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>

You set Mari down in a seat and motion to Asuka to sit next to her. You draw your handgun from your waistband.

“Do you know how to work one of these?” You ask. She nods.

“It's not Evangelion sized, but the principle is the same. Is the safety on?”

“Yes,” you confirm. You hand it to her. “Shoot anyone not identifying themselves as Section Two. I'm going to go check the cars on either side of this one. Don't fucking shoot me,” you warn. You don't want to test how many shots your armor can take, and it's already taken a few. (More than enough.)

She nods grimly, her smart comment forgotten when she sees the look on your face. You bring the rifle up and head for the car to your left, even as the train begins to pull out of the station. Sliding open the door, you step into that space between train compartments, loud, rushing, roaring- utterly empty.

It's like the space between worlds, you imagine, the space between this world, the here and the now, and the Otherworld, that place where fairies and the Sidhe and Tuatha dance and play and laugh and sing, where time is malleable, where the food is poison and the drink traps you forever-

But you're already trapped forever, aren't you? You wonder what Mother Keele would say about that, if she could see you know, gone from a promising young man with a future to one of the best killers in the world, with a past bloody enough to make Mao and Pol Pot and Stalin and Hitler look like small-fry, compared to you.

You know what she'd say, though. “Dec, Dec, Dec. Puir laddie, and you with your feet off the path to righteousness and Heaven. Come along then, wee laddie, and let's see if we can't say a few Hail Mary's, maybe get back to the path.”

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>waifuing children and metagaming

I should have realized it sooner. This has their finger prints all over it

You step through the other car's door and into- emptiness. It's as empty as the car you selected for yourself and the Children was before you got on it. You wonder if there really is a Heaven. If you really could go to it, after killing hundreds innocent children depending on you to protect them and show them how to be decent adults

You turn and force your way through that emptiness between cars that seems so vast and engulfing, and wonder if that's your future- alone and empty inside?

Fuck that, though. You're Declan fucking Cryan, and Hell was given shape and form in you, to wreak havoc upon those that would harm the Children. You're not going to just bring Hell. You're going to fucking ruin someone's day.

You prowl through the car Asuka is carefully holding your pistol in, with Mari's head on her lap. “It seemed to calm her,” she shrugs at you. “Say something, I dare you.” You don't say a word. Instead you continue to the other car and find again, nothing.

[]Keep going?
[]Turn back.

>>34496220
>[]Keep going?
all the cars. There might be Kender

>>34496220
>[]Turn back.

>>34496220
>Write in
"Mind telling me if there's anyone else on this train guys? I know you have the fucking cameras"

>>34496220
[]Turn back.
Christ Dec calm down.

>>34496220
>[x]Turn back.
Also Radio the team get all the bells and whistles going, death robots warmed up etc

>>34496220
>[]Turn back.

>>34496255
Seconding this, no matter what happens.
Also ask why there hasn't been another team up here to escort us.

>>34496220
>[]Keep going?

>>34496255
supporting

>>34496220
>[]Turn back.

>Lily still hasn't appeared
You're doing god's work tangfag

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>>34496454
What about her do you not like?

>>34496454
It was a jerk anyways. Always being cryptic and shit.

>>34496493
I want to bully Lily.

>>34496529
Good luck with that

>>34496493
Probably because she's not 13

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>>34496568

>>34496529
The correct choice is penetration. Existence ending penetration.

>>34496595
Really shoulda seen that coming.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/779057?pool_id=2398
dum de do...

>>34496493
Her existence is in most ways, pointless. Her personality isn't well enough established to consider her an actual "waifu" material, the cryptic hints and such just become bothersome rather than helpful or mysterious.
And that's basically all her personality has at that point, and since what we do with her doesn't have a knock on effect on other characters it makes it feel worthless in comparison.

She, and the justification for her existence, seems very flimsy, it hardly fit sin with canon for, appearance, personality and existence.

Tried shortening down a lot, hope the information gets through.

>>34496493
Everything honestly. She's obviously manipulating us and a elderict being from space.

>>34496645
For what purpose did you post that? Those are two completely different aliens.

>>34496715
I see your points.

>>34496568
Well actually, if we're going off of the mental age and will, we're looking at Rei's age which is 13.

If we're going off of physical age, sure, Lillith has us all beaten, but we'd be into some sick granny shit.

If we're going off of the Hybrid being created in EoE, she's a timeless being but only existed for at Max, a few hours, hardly even 13.

>>34496763
I don't really mind if you don't listen to them, I enjoy your quest enough as it is anyway. Although I'd enjoy it a lot more with the next post

>>34496768

Daily reminder that Rei is not Lilith.
They are separate beings only sharing DNA and a soul.

>>34496836
Lillith also has shown that she isn't capable of being a star god that traverses time and space, that's reserved for Giant Naked Rei, which was Rei.

>Turn back.

You stare at the door, and something seems to beckon you onwards. Something wants you to go forward, something intangible, something-

You shake your head. “Cryan to Base. We're on the Geofront bound 11:43. I know you cunts have got cameras on the train. Is there anyone else on it with us?”

“Other than the conductor? Negative.”

“Good. Call him and tell him to hurry this piece of shit up.”

“Can do, Cryan. Keep the future safe for us, will you?” Boy, that's a loaded fucking question.

“I'll do my best, guys,” you say evasively.

“'s all we can ask, suh.” Yes, yes it is.

“How's Mari,” you turn to Asuka.

“Sleeping,” she tells you. You check Mari, and she's breathing deeply. You nod approvingly. You take a seat across from them and close your eyes, rifle held between your legs.

“Declan?”

“Hm?”

“Can we talk?”

“Depends,” you crack one eye open.

[]”What's it about?”
[]”Is it important?”
[]Write-in

>>34496921
>[]”What's it about?”

>>34496921
>[]”What's it about?”

>>34496921
[]Write-in
"Can you be civil?"

>>34496921
>[X]”What's it about?”
Welcome to the fucked train, Declan.

>>34496921
>Write in
"Let's talk Asuka, and I'll have that gun back while I'm at it"

>>34496980
He's been on board for a looooong time

>>34496921
>[x]”What's it about?”

>>34496921
[x]”What's it about?”
get the Pistol back as well

>>34496921
Was getting caught part of your master plan?

>>34496988
this

>>34496921
>[]”What's it about?”

>>34497058
We're a big guy, for them.

>>34497117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

>>34496921
>[]”What's it about?”

We carry a flask right? Drink.

>>34496921
>[]”What's it about?”

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>>34497222
And here I was reading flask as mask.

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>

“Sure, we'll talk. I'll have the handgun back first, though. What's it about?” You lean forward, and she delicately places the handgun in your hands.

“I'm worried about Kaji. He hasn't called me like he said he would, and he said he'd only be gone for a week or so, at the most. It's been or so for about five days, now.”

“Okay,” you say equitably, as you put the gun back into your waistband. “You want me to...”

“See if you can't find out where he's supposed to be?”

“Sure,” you say agreeably. Then Asuka does something that surprises you- she switches to German.

“And another thing?”

“It depends,” you dodge the question, also in German.

“Stop playing with her. She's- Well, our families haven't seen eye-to-eye since my grandfather left Britain for America, but she's an okay kid.”

“And that's the problem, Second. 'Kid.' Look at it from my point of view. I'm a twenty-eight year old, almost twenty-nine, soldier. I have been places and done things I never want to talk about. She'll want to talk about them, if only to know how I tick, how I think, what keeps me up at night. Do you really want me to share all that with her?”

“Well, no, bu-”

“No buts,” you cut off. “She's a good kid. She's a good Evangelion pilot. She'll probably make a lucky man a good wife, one day. But for right now, Second, Fourth doesn't need a broken down warhorse like me. If she needs anyone,” you add, scowling.

Pulling the flask from your back pocket, you take a drink, and look up from it to find Asuka staring at you.

“God,” she says, still in German. “You're too busy caught up in your self-pity or loathing or both or whatever it is you think is noble and brooding to understand what's in fucking front of you.”

[]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”
[]”Maybe I like it that way.”
[]Write-in.

>>34497316
>[x]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497316
>[]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497316
[X]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497316
>[x]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497353
>[]”Maybe I like it that way.”

>>34497316
What's there are two kids that need to get in a pair of fucking robots and save the adults' incompetent asses.

>>34497316
>[]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497316
>[]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497316
>Write in
"I see angels of death ready to exterminate humanity again, I see people around every corner trying to take my head to get you two, I see Gendo staring down his glasses at me if I get any of you hurt."
"This isn't self pity, any other situation and I'd have resolved this before it even started, instead I have to deal with our circumstances as best as I can, and unless you have a good suggestion as to what is "better", then I'm going to continue what I've been doing, and wait for this situation to end."

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Are we really getting relationship/dating advice from Asuka?

>>34497353
>>34497386
>>34497400
>>34497408
>>34497456
Oh hey guys, lets get pissed off because she's concerned for a friend and permanently make her have a grudge against us, that sounds fun!

>>34497507
Second

>>34497535
I didn't imagine that in an aggravated tone, I just thought we were repeating her.

>>34497507
Second.
Add in a bit where we congratulate her for making a friend

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>>34497522
You're getting some kind of advice from a thirteen year old girl with a Doctorate in Metaphysical Biology.

>>34497555
Usually contrary answers like that have us shouting down their neck holes about how shit our lives our and how shit theirs are too.

We should remain calm and make everything clear

>>34497316
>[]”What's in front of me, then?”

Drop the fucking from it

>>34497316
This:
>>34497507
>"I see angels of death ready to exterminate humanity again, I see people around every corner trying to take my head to get you two, I see Gendo staring down his glasses at me if I get any of you hurt."
>"This isn't self pity, any other situation and I'd have resolved this before it even started, instead I have to deal with our circumstances as best as I can. [...]"

>>34497316

Whats in front of me then

>>34497507
Second

>>34497507
Seconding this, say it calmly

>>34497507
Third

>>34497316

”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497535
Why do you freak out over every single fucking decision that doesn't go your way?

You are the most annoying person I have ever seen in any quest thread, I hope people start purposefully voting in ways that make you mad.

>>34497507
Changing my vote to this

>>34497316

Whats in fucking front of me

>>34497507
Supportan

>>34497507
this pls

>>34497316

Whats in front of me

>>34497507
For the love of god lets have one conversation which doesn't end with us shouting, this

Holy shit the samefagging is getting bad in this thread

[]”What's it about?”
Thenafterwards dependiing on her response >>34497507

>>34497316
>[]”What's in fucking front of me, then?”

>>34497507
This makes sense to be honest, we shouldn't be angry at her, it's natural she wants to protect her friend

>>34497763
Losers always whine about samefags. Winners go and pick the correct choices.

>>34497316
>[x]”What's in front of me, then?”

>>34497507
This please

>>34497779
*[] Whats in fucking front of me then

don't know why I typed "whats it about"

>>34497316
>>34497611
...good suggestion. Seems calmer.
Change my vote >>34497386
to this.

>>34497507
Second.
I think tangfag is already writing the next post though

>>34497805

When you see posts that are roughly 50 seconds apart saying the same thing its a pretty good clue for samefaggin

Is there going to be a shitty write in for every vote?

>>34497854
Seems from that what's in fucking in front of me, that what's in fucking front of me is samefagging (more a least)

>>34497854
When I see your posts that are little more than you crying and pounding your face against the keyboard in frustration, that's a pretty clue that you are rectally ravaged.

>>34497893
Only one way to stop it, write a fucking good one in.

>>34497900
>>34497914

y u mad bros

>>34497893
Until you can start doing good write-ins, yes.
Oh wait, you can't

>>34497955
I'm 900, I wasn't really angry, I was just including "What's in fucking front of me" as much as I can so I can put what's in fucking front of me, in fucking front of everyone else

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WHAT IS FUCKING IN FRONT OF ME I DON'T EVEN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34498000
My bad, you're not mad

Other guy totalyl is

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>>34498037

>>34497958
Ad hominem won't make me like your write ins anon.

>>34498037
what is wrong tang? You seem like you're freaking out more than usual this thread

>>34498145
Impotent rage will not make you less useless.

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>>34498167
I'm out of alcohol.

>>34498145
I don't need you to like it, I've got enough doing the already

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>>34497900
I can tell you for a fact one of those was mine so it wasn't all samefagging

>>34498202
Oh you poor poor soul

>>34498202
Writing Asuka and Mari kissing and warming each other up to get dicked by Dec helps, trust me.

>>34498202
I know the feeling, Tang. Just finished off the last of the Malbec.

>>34496493
I like her.
Also I recently realized our character is basically deadpool, a crazy immortal former mercenary with an eldritch creature/deity/somewhat steady girlfriend and voices that tell him what to do no matter how random or out of character they are

>>34498202
The write ins are that bad huh?

>>34498267
,,,,sheeiiit.

>>34498267
...fuck you for pointing that out. Now I can't unsee it.

>>34498267
Deadpool's entire premise is 'Lolrandum so edgy XD'.

Dec's premise is he's a bitter, broken man, in a bitter, broken world, trying to do the best he can by those wonderful, wonderful goddamn kids that don't deserve the future he's seen happen to them.

>>34498267
>somewhat steady girlfriend
Hardly? We've barely even small talked

>>34498330
Have you read deadpool thats not waypool? It's actually not lolrandumb and hits you in the feels

>>34498330
Don't reply to the idiots Tangfag, oh wait, you wouldn't be able to run a quest if you did

>>34498341
We've already fucked her. At least twice.

>>34498383
ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT HITTING YOU IN THE FEELS? ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT MORE FEELS?

>>34498392
And we've fucked every girl in NERV and then some, steady my ass.

>>34498420
N-No please no...

>>34498420
Oh shit guys, he's like the hulk but triggered by sobriety

>>34498420
Only this type of feels
>tfw pilot gf

>>34498420
Smash it all Tangfag

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“I see angels of death coming to destroy all we hold dear. I see men gunning for you kids, trying to take my head off to get to you. I see the Commander staring down at me from behind his glasses, waiting for something to happen to you so he can get rid of me and replace me with one of his own men. That replacing might or might not involve a bullet.

And you know what? Any other situation like this, I'd have gone out and hunted these fucking bastards down, so you can sleep safe at night. But circumstances are keeping me from doing so, because I can't kill giant fucking monstrosities. I'm doing the best I can with what I've got, Asuka. If you've got a better suggestion, please, give it to me.”

She's silent, for a moment. And then she's still silent.

“But fuck it! What's in front of me, then?” You keep your tone agreeable, but what does Asuka know? What can she pretend to know?

“A fourteen year old girl doing her best to live up to her father's expectations even though he's never been around for her, and she's got the weight of the world on her shoulders, and she wants to be taken out and feel pretty every once in a while. She wants a MAN to do it, because she's dated boys, before. She told me, last night, you know. She doesn't want hurt again.”

“And that's another problem, Second. What happens when she does wind up hurt, because I'm injured in the line of duty, or worse?”

“I do-”

“You don't know. Neither do I. I can't gamble like that,” you say heavily. “What happens if she can't pilot? What happens if Shinji can't pilot because he's trying to take care of her? Lots of what ifs, Asuka. I can't gamble like that. Not with all your futures on the line.” You've done it once already. (Lots of times, already. And failed everyone of them.)

You swallow heavily, and look up from the floor. “I can't fucking risk you kids' future,” you say quietly.

“Jesus, Dec.” Asuka begins quietly. “You really have no clue what you're doing, other than the best you can, do you?”

[]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”
[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”
[]Write-in

>>34498510
>[]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”

>>34498510
"If I knew what I was doing, you kids wouldn't be out there fighting"

>>34498510
>[]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”

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>>34498330
>>34498388
Im sorry I didn't mean to derail things or say that Dec isn't a tragic character, I just think wade is as well

>>34498510
"I don't drink cause it's good for my liver, Asuka. You try dealing with this shit."

>>34498510
>[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”

>The trick is try to act like I do

>>34498510
>[]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”

"Since I was your age Kiddo."

>>34498510
>[]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”

>>34498510
>[]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”

>>34498510
>[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”

>>34498510
>[x]”That's exactly it. Welcome to my life.”

>>34498510
>[x] Write in
"Yeah, because that's all I can ever do."

>>34498510
>[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”
Especially Mari

>>34498510
>[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”

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We should request NERV gets some damn Therapists.

Or is being fucked up a prerequisite for NERV? Aoba seemed like he has shit together at least...

>>34498510
>[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”

Guys why don't we take Mari out once in awhile to make her feel pretty? Asuka did bring up a problem that would be easy for us to solve with very little risk

>>34498510
>[]”If I knew what I was doing, I'd be able to take care of you kids better.”

>>34498662
Second

>>34498705
Yeah I guess as long as we did it in a sort of "father taking his daughter out way" and not a "lovers going out " way

>>34498689
I thought it was purposeful so that the children couldn't really bond with anyone besides the souls in the Evas.

>>34498735
Honestly, how the fuck do we manage that? I mean, seriously. If we do that it'll just manage to offend her, make her angry or frustrated, culminating in her being more depressed than she already is
>>34498705
We plan on it.

>>34498740
Kaji/Asuka.

>>34498662
I second that especially Mari

>>34498735
Take her to the gun range, she's /k/omando gurl right?

>>34498740
They could have just got therapists to manipulate the psychologically vulnerable children while giving the rest of the employees actual care. Saving the world INC is probably a high stress job.

>>34498824
We could do a gun training trip/melee oriented trip out with her, culminating with going shopping.
Might work, won't come off as TOO fatherly or date-y, so we should offend or have her think we're coming onto her

Fuck everything
Burn it all down
I'm going for the harem ending

Didn't Misato already veto the gun training stuff?

>>34498890
Her stated opinion was, and I'm loosely quoting last thread or so, here,

>"I don't want you to turn the kids into killers of men."

>>34498932
ah yeah, I remember now. Nevermind then.

>>34498932
It isn't specifically to kill humans, learning how to use a gun, knife, and your own body would work miracles with the EVAs, not to mention the EoE scenario later on.

So I guess we have Misato's approval then.

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Maybe take her fishing?

>this is the last thing the fish sees before it dies

I only just realized that Tangfag didn't comment on the GIANT FUCKHUGE CRYSTAL in the middle of the city thanks to Ramiel, god this feels weird.
Kinda wished we stayed in Japan

>>34499116
>Those glasses
>That aura
MARI WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH HER DRILL
THEN DEC WILL PIERCE HER HEAVENS

>>34499120
Ramiel best angel

From a characterization standpoint though, I really like Kaworu and the possibilities he represents.

>>34499143
and then Misato will cut off his drill.

>>34499151
Kaworu best adamspawn.
And by possibilities, I hope you mean NGE2 possibilities, and by that I mean "We convert Kaworu over to our side so we can stop EoE", and by that I don't mean have homosexual relations with him, maybe let him on Shinji though

>>34498887
I like your style

>>34499213
I don't think this Shinji is lonely/depressed enough to go for hide the salami route.

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>>34499291
Until someone shows him straight forward and direct affection, he will most likely fall for Kaworu as badly as he did.