Thread Title Description Tags Added Score May 2008 1769201 40k Arbor day edition In the GRIM and DARK universe of 40k, there is only PHOTOSYNTHESIS. wh40k, orks, derailment 2008-05-19 11 November 2009 6917328 Weird Que-NO BEARSHARK QUEST Yet another shitty quest thread is derailed by BEARSHARK WHO GETS A MESSAGE FROM GENERAL GIANT SPIDER TELLING HIM TO FIND THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH BEARSHARK TO EAT THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER? epic derail, quest, BEARSHARK FUCK YEAH, president daughter 2009-11-29 23 March 2011 14157022 About steak, tapeworms and other things Conversation about how your characters usually eat, turns into debate about steaks, tapeworm conspiracies, nationalities and rainforests Steak, Rage, tapeworms, derail 2011-03-07 -4 May 2011 14778980 I've never been to /tg/ OP asks /tg/ to summarise itself. /tg/ does so, and goes on to discuss Harry Potter, time chess and different flavours of jam, among other things. Derailment, /tg/, what, irony 2011-05-02 8 September 2011 16362820 Ten Thousand Dicks for a werewolf game OP posts some serious hyperbole and suffers for it. Serious thread derailment ensues. Derailment, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, nwod, dicks 2011-09-20 33 16403297 Toast toasts toast? In a shining example of one of the classic blunders (Never post an image more interesting than the actual topic), /tg/ argues about toast. toast, derail 2011-09-24 17 16435075 Knife Fighting Derail OP tries to compile feelings/events a majority of /tg/ has experienced. It quickly derails into knife fighting over MtG. Knife, Knife Fight, Derail, MtG 2011-09-27 12 October 2011 16596363 Megakain OP came to ask a question about warband leadership, but what he didn't expect was a sentient Baneblade with the personality of a bizzaro Ciaphas Cain. Awesome, baneblade, idea, derailed, tank, chaos, ciaphas cain 2011-10-12 14 16633959 The Paladin Code of Boxes A naive basemen/tg/uy tries to start a hypothetical discussion about paladin code, but his picture is too interesting for /tg/ to care. derail, paladin, paladin code, funny, classic /tg/, humor, box, boxes, carl sagan, schrodinger 2011-10-15 12 December 2011 17286498 Discuss Elder Cathar Originally a discussion of a card. It gets... odd. Quickly. Magic: The Gathering, Thread Derail 2011-12-21 6 March 2012 18314368 Imperial Fridge World Anon Implies Putting 40k Models in the Fridge. /tg/ derails to discuss condiments. Condiments, 40k, Derail, Papa-N 2012-03-14 6 May 2012 19117954 Gaming Club Despot / Economists and Epochs OP begins by asking how to keep his gaming club pure, and is quickly revealed as a god-tier troll. /tg/ responds by derailing into a homebrewed setting where martial arts cults pay homage to the warring gods of Economic Theory. troll, OP, faggot, god-tier, 10/10, rage, derail, tg, /tg/, Economists and Epochs, gaming club, homebrew, setting 2012-05-16 22 July 2012 19951563 Matt Ward's Dungeon A thread about a woman bound in a dungeon quickly becomes a massive paladin party. paladin, rp, derail, dungeon, white knight 2012-07-19 21 20106572 Blue the Looted Tau What if a young Tau was taken in by an Ork warboss and taught to be orky? Tau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Derail, Blue, Learning 2012-07-31 37 20112142 The Soulfex Derail OP attempts to troll 80's 40k Artwork, and is expertly derailed Soulfex, Derail, 40k 2012-07-31 34 October 2012 21132374 Different 40K A shitty ‘what if’ thread takes a turn for the Sbemailtastic. Warhammer 40K, Derail, Strong Bad, Sbemail, Homestar Runner, Musical 2012-10-15 14 21179959 /tg/ Goblin healthcare Someone starts posting creepy fap material. /tg/ derails everything gloriously. Goblin healthcare, Skeletons, Elves still suck, Derailing 2012-10-18 45 November 2012 21501734 Archetypal Fantasy Magic Starts about barefoot characters; /tg/ makes it about magic done by following an archetype like the warrior, the mage, or the thief. Fantasy, World Building, Derailed, /tg/ gets shit done 2012-11-09 9 21662853 Old Man Henderson Redux A screencaps thread turns into a retelling of Old Man Henderson by another of the players storytime, crazy shit, Old Man Henderson, Waffle House Millionaire, Cthulhu, plot derailment 2012-11-20 27 December 2012 22212416 O Accursed Ones - A Yahweh Tale A tripfag derails a thread into mocking him like a fool in the stocks. Troll, tripfag, derailment, 40k 2012-12-25 17 January 2013 22605710 /tg/ tries to play chess. Someone comes with a game of chess, /tg/ acts like it always does. The battle of the century ensues.
Down with White! chess, /tg/, stupid, boardgame, derail 2013-01-15 10 22788717 The Legions of Earth /tg/ helps allay the fears of a concerned brother.
Then it proceeds to prove just how ridiculously far they can derail a thread Polandball, Abbadon, failure, derail, daemonette, discussion, First Founding, 40k, wut 2013-01-26 10 22781206 Fixing Naruto as an RPG setting What starts as a question about using Legends of the Wulin for a Naruto RPG ends in a thorough discussion on how to fix its many problems to make it work as a setting, as well as commentary on other shonen series and their strenght as a possible RPG setting homebrew, shonen, thread derailment, Naruto, One Piece, Soul Eater, setting discussion 2013-01-26 5 February 2013 22987519 Oh shit zombies! The OP attempts to have a horror based quest, but after multiple commands to rape things, scraps the tone but keeps the setting. Collective Game, Zombies, Rogue, Failed Rapist, Horror, Derailment 2013-02-05 2 June 2013 25533767 Lamia Daughter Quest 64 I think Mario has a cameo somewhere. Collective Game, Lamia Quest, Ssen, EchoGarrote, Lamia Daughter Quest, Lesbians, ERP, Entomophilia, Vanity, thats at least two Paladin Threads you fuckers have derailed now, 2013-06-20 24 July 2013 26215956 /tg/ does science Anon starts That Guy thread. Other anons find the OP pic hot and commence scienceing to find out why. SCIENCE!, Classic Blunder, derail, funny, why boner, seeking answer to why boner, Soul Eater, Maka, bonerology 2013-07-25 44 August 2013 26394297 Last night I bondburgered your sister Some poor sap thinks he can post a puzzle with no solution alongside an M:tG question. He can't. Classic Blunder, Land War in Asia, derail 2013-08-03 52 26529711 That Guy Ruins Psion Campaign A GM tells a player to minmax or gtfo, so along comes a wizard that destroys the universe. Psions, Henderson, 2 full Hendersons, full Henderson, Henderson, That Guy, That, Guy, asshat, plot derailment, total plot derailment, TPK, plot, derailment, rocks fall 2013-08-10 44 26617086 Cubed Egg Derail OP requests advice on what system to use for no/light combat in RPGs, but falls victim to one of the classic blunders. land war in asia, why would I cube an egg, combat light rpg, thread derail 2013-08-14 12 September 2013 27429855 /tg/ tries to play Chess... again A continuation of the former adventures of /tg/ and a grim look into the reality that is how little we know about this fucking game chess, /tg/, boardgame, stupid, derail 2013-09-26 22 November 2013 28509027 /tg/'s Bleach OC's "ITT: /tg/ shows off its Bleach OC's" derail, pun, bleach, stains, never change /tg/ 2013-11-26 20 January 2014 29772158 Path of War & Psionics. Or: The platonic ideal of Sword. OP shares Dreamscarred's Path of War book. Anon explains the deliciousness of the Soulknife Swordsage. Much discussion and planning ensues. psionics, pathfinder, path of war, tome of battle, swords, stat me, Fate/Stay Night, magic, galorion, mecha barbarians, martial arts, swordsage, monk, soulknife, dreamscarred press, preview, complete psionics, wilder, win, attempted derail, D&D, fluff, d20 2014-01-26 5 February 2014 30205783 Romance Quest Part Off The Rails A poor attempt at a weeaboo quest thread is derailed into BLOOD AND THUNDER! Collective Game, Derail, Romance Quest 2014-02-13 12 30479598 Check out my minotaur/Classic Blunder OP commits the classic blunder of posting an image more interesting than his topic. Elf, Derail, Edits 2014-02-26 68 March 2014 31082498 Philosophy of Donut Justice 'Why not paladin' thread, derailed into donut-based explanations of philosophy Donut, philosophy, paladin, derail, LG 2014-03-26 5 April 2014 31538422 The Fire died, but the Heat Remains What originally started as a troll thread got derailed into an amazing desert worldbuilding thread. Worldbuilding, derail, Black Spires 2014-04-17 28 May 2014 32061103 /tg/ scanlates Orc&Elf comic, derailment ensues /tg/ being /tg/, after /a/ turned out to be unproductive. Scanlation, interpretation and maggot-infested vaginas. derail, elf, orc, comic, doujinshi, doctors feeling physically ill, nostalgia 2014-05-11 32 July 2014 33524730 Tass vs. Shadowrun A Shadowrun tale involving a hacker, a rogue AI, and the complete collapse of the Sixth World Economy. (ctrl+f Bloodworx) shadowrun, pink mohawk, tass, derailment, henderson 2014-07-21 26 October 2014 35703690 A tired GM's tale Sleep-deprived GM recounts his less than logical ploy to make his players move the plot via magical realm. Things do not go as planned. Storytime, magical realm, loli, john cleese, rhyming, history, psychology, derail 2014-10-23 12 January 2015 37291725 The Order of the Almond OP posts a trollish "you get a slave, wat do?" thread. /tg/ derails it into worldbuilding a paladin order and religion based around the worship of almonds. derailed thread, derail, funny, almonds, nuts, peanuts, nutcracker, paladins, ethics, slavery, tg cannot stay on topic, 2015-01-11 22 May 2015 39758713 Guardsman Universe What started as a "Excuse me,..." thread derailed with INFINITE GUARDSMEN. Many lulz were had 40k, derailment, guardsmen 2015-05-07 45 September 2015 42223723 Mongolian Queer Literature and Techno discussions A mary-sue thread is derailed into talk about Mongolian Queer literature and Mongolian Queer Techno. It is glorious. Mongolian queer literature, mongolian queer techno, mary sue, derailment 2015-09-01 15 42687766 Desolation Quest 1 A farmboy loses his family, his hometown, and buries them alongside his ability to give a fuck. Already dead inside, when death comes for him a 1-in-100 chance forces the QM to discard most of their notes. desolation quest, collective game, dice gods, derailment, off the rails, death, grim reaper 2015-09-24 64 April 2016 46613644 How to roleplay a cleric of Bane /tg/ gives a thorough, informative answer to a question about roleplaying a devout follower of the Black Hand. humor, derail, baneposting, master plan, dnd, d&d, bane 2016-04-12 13 June 2016 47677551 Wierd Fantasy America OP posts a map of the US and asks which state is best for urban fantasy. /tg/ just draws new states/countries over that map instead. fantasy, america, derail, setting 2016-06-09 13 June 2017 53757201 quantum physics, nuclear waste waste disposal and succubi A Magical Realm is derailed into a discussion of thermodynamics, atomic waste disposal and Satan weaponizing the heat death of the universe. derail, succubi, succubus, thermodynamics, heat death, entropy, quantum physics, nuclear waste, 2017-06-13 2 October 2017 55845421 Philosophical Trolleys What would have been a thread about a villain keeping out the PCs with philosophical puzzles gets derailed... By the Trolley Problem. trolley problem, philosophy, thread derailed, but the thread is still on the rails 2017-10-14 12 October 2022 86462670 Avian Autist Anon's quality derailment A thread where an avian autist derails a thread to give cool bird facts bird, derail, avian 2022-10-24 20