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    274 KB Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:06 No.1769201  
    ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:08 No.1769213
    ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:10 No.1769226
    BOYZ DIG 'UGE STOMPAS
    MEKS DIG 'UGE STOMPAS
    DA BOSS DIGS 'UGE STOMPAS
    SQUIGS DIG 'UGE STOMPAS
    *Guitar riff*
    NOICE!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:10 No.1769227
    ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:10 No.1769232
    I gotta make one of these...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:11 No.1769238
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    OAKZ! OAKZ! OAKZ! OAKZ! OAKZ! OAKZ! OAKZ! OAKZ!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:16 No.1769280
    >>1769238
    ... but fungi aren't plants!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:19 No.1769297
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    >>1769280
    SHUT IT YA FURN! OAKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:23 No.1769314
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    >>1769297
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:25 No.1769323
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    >>1769314
    OI WARBOSS REDWOOD! YOU'Z DA BOSS! NOT ONLY ARE YOU DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST, YOU'Z ALSO DA FASTEST OF DA LOT!
    >> The Young /co/mp/a/triot 05/19/08(Mon)05:26 No.1769335
    >>1769238
    >>1769297
    >>1769314
    >>1769323
    And /an/ and /tg/ joined forces in a way that should never happen.
    >> anonymouse !r9w.Zv6o7o 05/19/08(Mon)05:29 No.1769343
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    >>1769297
    >>1769323
    I am Pando, the Trembling Giant. I am older than antiquity and larger than the rest of you combined.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)05:34 No.1769378
    >>1769335
    In the GRIM and DARK universe of 40k, there is only PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
    >> anonymouse !r9w.Zv6o7o 05/19/08(Mon)05:34 No.1769382
    >>1769378
    But not a lot of it, being as it's quite dark.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:36 No.1769392
    >>1769323
    and you're the luckiest!
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)05:39 No.1769411
    >>1769382
    Only the most grim plant-forms survive with what little light they can photosynthesize. And giants like Warboss Redwood are the toughest, most dangerous plant-forms to grow in the universe of 40k.
    >> The Young /co/mp/a/triot 05/19/08(Mon)05:44 No.1769429
    >>1769378
    >>1769411
    ...
    Call dibs on playing Spruce Marines.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)05:47 No.1769446
    >>1769429
    Spruce Marines, the finest plants of the Ecologia of Plantkind.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)05:54 No.1769479
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    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)05:55 No.1769484
    >>1769479
    >OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)06:01 No.1769504
    Ahh, yes. Spruce Marines. Big, tough sons of birches and/or beeches that cleanse the impure.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)06:17 No.1769574
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    >>1769504
    The Elmdar. An ever-wandering species, they are tall and graceful, strong and adaptive. They travel in colossal Seedworlds due to the disaster that occurred many thousands of years ago.

    Back then, they were an ancient and thriving species, but due to their overindulgence in experiencing the rarest of fertilizers, their addiction led to the birth of a new Pest Lord: Lepidoptanesh. The birth throes of this Pest Lord decimated billions upon billions of the Elmdar. Those that chose to serve Lepidoptanesh, also known as the Moth Prince, were corrupted into the Dark Elmdar, or, as the Elmdar call them with disgust, Wych Elms.

    To this day, they continue to stay on the move, as minions of the Moth Prince hunt them down for their Sapstones.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)06:19 No.1769585
    >>1769574
    wat
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)06:20 No.1769597
    >>1769479
    So the nids are still bugs? lawl
    >> The Young /co/mp/a/triot 05/19/08(Mon)06:26 No.1769617
    >>1769446
    >>1769574
    >>1769504
    Seriously, is this idea going to get anymore ridiculous?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)06:29 No.1769630
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    Suddenly, Commander Arboreale.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)06:31 No.1769638
    >>1769617
    Looks like >>1769630 just answered your question.
    >> Mapeture Science 05/19/08(Mon)06:31 No.1769641
    Someone cap this.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)06:32 No.1769647
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)06:32 No.1769650
    >>1769574

    That tree is crazy shit. I wonder how they pruned it to get that shape.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)07:32 No.1769917
    Khorncockle: This Pest Lord delights in the overrunning of other weaker plants by sheer overgrowth. His Weedite champions scour the galaxy, turning verdant paradises into blasted weed-worlds in his name. "Weeds for the Weed Lord! Thorns for the Thorn Pot!"

    Lepidoptanesh: The Moth Prince is the Pest Lord of the billions of parasites that dot the universe. Unlike Khorncockle, Lepidoptanesh prefers to savor the pain and suffering as his servants slowly drain their victims of life and sap. Each world that the Moth Prince claims is sight that terrifies lesser Plantkind, as strangling roots wrap slowly around helpless plants, while vile Lepidoptic insects attach themselves to their leaves, draining their essence ever so slowly.

    Tzeezheophus: The Pest Lord of Evolution, he is the penultimate bio-manipulator, as his hordes of crossbreeds attest. His thirst for diversity has left many a planet teeming with strange and unpredictable life-forms, ranging from symbiotic fusions of plant and animal to monstrous conglomerations of different species of Plantkind. And even more strange is that all these lifeforms in these planets that were touched by the Lord of Evolution co-exist perfectly, as though their 'circle of life' had been planned most meticulously.

    Vurgulipes: The Pest Lord of Decay and Devolution, Vurgulipes wishes for nothing more than the spread of disease to all the corners of the universe. In spite of this, he cares for his creations and 'victims' much like a Plantkind cares for his seedlings, caressing his near-invulnerable Vurgulites with rot and disease. His other desire is for all undeserving Plantkind to revert to their primal forms and simple desires, and the surest way to accomplish that is devolution. While his champions are giant tree-skeletons reeking of decay and disease, weaker minions and captured prisoners are mere husks, their forms more gel-like as they inexorably turn into algae, their final stage in the Vurgulite Devolution.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)07:38 No.1769951
    >>1769411
    Catachan Brainleaf wants to caress your balls.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)07:44 No.1769971
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    >>1769951
    If I see that gap one more time...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)08:25 No.1770156
    >>1769917
    >"Weeds for the Weed Lord! Thorns for the Thorn Pot!"

    This made me LOL.

    HARD.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)08:43 No.1770225
    Has nobody noticed that OPs picture is very similar to Megas XLR?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)08:45 No.1770232
    I love where this thread is going.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)08:46 No.1770235
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    PRAISE THE GARDENER!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)08:47 No.1770239
    >>1770225
    No one but you could notice something so obvious in the wake of The Ecologia of Plantkind
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)08:49 No.1770245
    >>1770225
    The Orky Megas was already done before.

    This thread is about Warplant 40k.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)09:40 No.1770463
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    >>1769201
    Go down in flames, Xenos!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)10:01 No.1770543
    Necrons should be cacti
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)10:22 No.1770630
    >>1770543
    Cactons: Once an ancient species cursed with woefully short lifespans, their destiny was forever changed with the arrival of the Solar Nexi. Promising them immortal Cactyr bodies with which they can expand and take revenge on the Old Seeds - a species of plants that not only were nigh-ageless, but were also incredibly powerful and patient - the Cactons hastily agreed, desperate to escape the destiny that was written in every ring of their trunk.

    Too late did they realize that the Solar Nexi, who were actually the Rhodo'cans, only wanted pawns with which they can wage war against the Old Seeds. As the Cactons began to inhabit their new Cactyr bodies, they realized that the transformation suppressed their will, binding them into warrior-slaves as they began to harvest the sweet sap of life that their Rhodo'can masters began to hunger for.

    They travel the universe in great Barrens, laying dormant as they await their Solar Nexus's call to purge all living Plantkind in the universe.

    Their Cactyr bodies are indeed immortal, ever-regenerating from even the most grievous wounds. The spikes on their body, aside from serving as devastating melee weapons in combat, can also shoot themselves at distant targets, with a precision so incredible that they can flay hardier trees in a matter of seconds. Within their body is their sap, reduced to a watery form. Their sap is special that it can hold the thicker sap of their victims so that, on draining them, they can transport it to sate their masters' undying thirst.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)10:28 No.1770665
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    So... make a space marine into a GP03 Gundam?

    Don't you guys piss and moan about Tau being too weeaboo? Suddenly Space marines aren't weeaboo enough?
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 05/19/08(Mon)14:03 No.1771904
    >>1770665
    GATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Working on a chaos Neue Ziel now.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)14:19 No.1772009
    I'm still waiting on UC 40 0093 Horus' counter-attack.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)14:20 No.1772017
    >>1769630

    SPES MEHREENES!
    >> The Young /co/mp/a/triot 05/19/08(Mon)15:54 No.1772581
    This thread's still going?
    >>1769638
    Indeed, I'm going to try to get this archived.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)15:56 No.1772601
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    >>1770665
    actually... I've been working on doing that with my Tau... cause they aren't weeaboo enough!
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/19/08(Mon)21:49 No.1774920
    >>1772581
    Only when someone gives me an idea for what each race would be, herbified. Then I'll try to...uh...reconstruct their history.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)21:50 No.1774932
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    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)21:52 No.1774940
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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IDEON SHOOTA!
    >> The Young /co/mp/a/triot 05/19/08(Mon)21:56 No.1774962
    >>1774932
    ENGINEER BUILT THIS IN A BARN OUT OF SCRAPS!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)21:59 No.1774975
    >>1774932
    ....................dat 'umie isn't dakka 'nuff 'ee needs more.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)22:00 No.1774983
    >>1774962
    ORKS LOOTED DAT IN A CAVE, WIFF SQUIGS!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/08(Mon)22:52 No.1775340
    Exterminatus is a bucket of saltwater.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 05/20/08(Tue)02:27 No.1776852
    >>1775340
    Nah, some might survive that. Try Verdibane Torpedos.
    >> Anonymous 05/20/08(Tue)13:24 No.1779380
    Orks are mushrooms?


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