Yo /tg/ I made a minotaur deck cuz i love me some minotaurs.Would you give your honest opinion about it? http://www.mtgvault.com/schwayguy/decks/minotaur-wrecks/
Honestly? I'd wreck the pussy of that girl in your pic, she's cute as fuck. Other then that, why Mogis? he isn't a minotaur and he'll never go off because you don't have enough devotion.
>>30480102Mogis is like to be thematic.I could drop him out if he doesnt work.
You're going to want some Door of Destiny since you're going tribal.And bump the number of lords you have to a full playset of each, minus the Warcaller. I would do two or three of him instead, as he is just too expensive mana wise to invest in having four.
>>30480415Yeah, and once you get Warcaller out, you can copy it with Spiritbinder.
I was compelledI'm sorry
>>30480815i like it
>>30480815James Franco always gets a kick when he sees his kender friend spilling spaghetti.
>>30480866>James FrancoFuck I can't unsee it
>>30480815Intensified that for you.
>>30479598Look at that Elf Thundercock laughing at the manlet's attempt.
>>30481098thx m8
>>30480815Okay, i got a stupid idea.Anyone has that HFY "we have atomic bomb" comic?
I don't really care about MtG but this elf is reaction image goldmine.
>>30481557I'm sorry I was compelled again
>>30481992Don't stop
>>30481557Fucking hell.
>>30481557>>30479598>>30481992I know rite, when I saw that in the book I was like "that elf is shitting himself, laughing and having a seizure all at the same time".Then again its the halfling who once made a whole tavern vomit in unison by singing
>>30482140Last one for nowGotta do work stuff
>>30482734You are doing great things here.I'm saving every one of these.
>>30481992>this fucking filename
>>30481557Nice
>>30479598you can dance every buddo
>>30479598>You will never be cockblocked by elf james franco
>>30479598Manly Tears rolls to seduce.jpg
>>30479598Fucking manlet
>>30479598>minotaur deckread that as minotaur dick
>>30482734
Someone needs to combine it with >>30483162
>>30483411If the thread is alive until I get home and I remember about it I'll combine.
>>30483393fucking hell
>>30483393
>>30483393Glorioso.
>>30483393http://youtu.be/R4wY-FhBArw?t=3m50s
>>30483511... That's kinda hot.
>>30483576Damnit, meant to qoute this one>>30483028
>>30479598why the fuck are there 64 cards in your main board
>>30483451
>>30483085Good one.
>>30483825
>>30483911>>30483825I'm dying here
>>30483911
pls shoop it into Rick Owens' glorious framedon't forget the slight facial asymmetry he has going on.
>>30483911>imangryangryaboutelves.jpg
OP hereI'm glad I posted that image for whatever god damn reason it came to my mind.
>>30484286my sides, jesus
Oh jeez, this thread is great.
>>30480815An elf with a sense of humor?Now I've really seen everything.
is this screencap worthy?
>>30483825But seriously tho anyone know that font
>>30484286Holy shit I'm fucking dead. Do Liquid or Vamp next
Can anyone shop the laughingwhore.jpg and manlet out? I want to fap to that qt3.14 being offered the flowers.
>>30484548Just zoom in faggot
YES
>>30484600No.
>>30484604Needs hand wiggle
>>30484548
For those who want to play along.
posting in fucking outstanding thread
>>30479598Elf face coming out of her hands, more or less a elfface dick.
>>30484728That is technically what he asked for
>>30484817No it isn't manlet isn't shopped out.
>Not playing your Wood Elves as crazy hillbillies>Dressed in chamo, big racks of antlers on the walls, drinking "shine of the moon" and talking shit about the War of Drow Aggression
>>30484966My fucking sides.
>>30484728>>30484600http://youtu.be/P1nOK8QJ10MIf you do this for me, I will be in your debt. The Nickelback is more of a threat, though. If you do not comply... I may be forced to post some more.
>>30484947
>>30484923Sorry, fix'd
>>30484947I bet you see yourself as a cultured person.
Guys, can we please get on topic?
>>30483393I was just smiling at these pics before but this is the one that made me crack
>>30485157Sure. I read them hard books. I also used to game in a spider-filled shack in South Carolina, floor covered in beer cans. I'm allowed to make fun, they're my people.
>>30485174OP hereI think this thread found its true topic
Why does this remind me of some sort of elf Nic Cage?
>>30484006
>>30485280
>>30479598A-at least I t-tried, right?
>>30485252Damn right.Books are the shit.
>>30485174>Dat filename>Not Mogis, God of LaughteAre you even trying?
One of my friends at work uses a similar deck when we play on untap.in. It's a pain in the ass because of the above average toughness and all the buffs but if you start drilling damage before it gets up to speed it dies pretty fast. It also has a slight house-of-cards effect where one creature gets taken out and his entire board suddenly becomes much less effective.I've been playing with predominantly green and white decks with some blue flavoring.
>>30480102Why is it that so many sperglordians get horny over illustrations? How can they for that matter? We need to find the cure for autism soon. This shit is getting silly.You guys need to get out more.Pic related. An actual living human female.
>>30485343Holy shit kid, just use the pen tool, it's not that complicated.
>>30483825Somebody change the text of that to "how can elves be real if our ears aren't real".
>>30485405Can I fuck elves IRL?I didn't think so.
>>30485415Help me please. I only have paint. I just want to fap.
>>30485405>human female>humanFucking dropped.
>>30485435
>>30485405>Posts Adventure Time>Calls someone else a spergCall the National Guard, because I'm having a riot.
>>30485405>We need to find the cure for autism soon.>cureFrom what I know it's expressed in brain structure. You can't "cure" autism without completely rewiring the brain and effectively killing the patient. The best you can hope for is a vaccine.
>>30485405But I can't look at women IRL, what if they notice and make a scene?
>>30485405>An actual living human female.Image related.Also shoop her face with the elf.
>>30485421There are always trannies, dude.
>>30485419I would, but I'm not on my laptop anymoreI'm glad I was able to entertain so many at least
>>30485471It was the only SFW pic of a female I had.
>>3048521710/10
>>30485421You can fuck halflings in Africa though. And some half-orc women, in the WNBA. If you gave Britney Griner some blue body paint she'd look like a Na'vi from Avatar.
>>30485477Autism speaks.
>>30485520>It was the only SFW pic of a female I had.Wow, such objectificationVery one-track mindSuch oppressionNo wonder you're telling people to go out and rape instead of peacefully reading cartoons
>>30485530>Britney GrinerHoly fuck, I bet her clit is bigger than my dick. I'm cool with that, though. But she would never go for a pudgy manlet like me.
>>30485546I gotta be me.
Some needs to WRYYYYY! the elf dudebro.
>>30485551Her voice is probably deeper than yours too, and she can dunk. But still, that's almost full-sized Na'vi cosplay.
>>30485546Nice communism, commie.
>>30485471>Call the National Guard, because I'm having a riot.Hi Ukraine, how's weather?
>>30485546>nsfw pics>must be oppressionwhos the real one to blame here
>>30485586Smoky with occasional rains of lead.
>>30485583It's funny re-captioning cheesy North Korean propaganda artwork.
>>30479598It looks like her lower arms and hands are blushing, instead of her face.Elves confirmed to blush through the hands.This is why they wear gloves.
>>30485586Russian APCs in Sevastopol.You don't know I'm Ukranian. I could be Venezuelan or Thai for all you know, they have riots too.
How's this
>>30485600Do you have any more?
>>30485382>>30485647Like em
>>30485600Woman = /v/Man holding her = marketing shillsBaby = gaming industryMan throwing baby into well = jew publishers
>>30485657Nah I just saved this one from /pol/ years ago.But on the subject of filename jokes...
>>30485647That's pretty nice. Maybe try one with 4 spaced out a little. Earlier one had 5.
>>30485674Needs a Ben Garrison in the upper left.
>>30485405
>>30485676/pol/ please go
>>30485686OHGODMYSIDES
>>30485686>this fucking thread
>>30485686This is it. The apex. Nothing more can be done here.
>>30485738oh....
>>30485686Dear god in heaven, this thread. I don't want to sleep
>>30485676
>>30485685>>30485693
>>30485756is it better with full opacity?
>>30483825Jesus fucking christ, I've been chuckling at that pic for two hours now. I almost sprayed the wall with toothpaste while brushing my teeth just thinking about it.
>>30485686>>30485738You shut up
>>30485830>>30485756fucking hell, I'm dying over here!could you please ff elf to Ace's face? pleease?
I tried.
after years I finally remember why I come back to this hell hole
>>30485898I cant breathe!
>>30485898Incredible.
>>30485898
>>30485898Good enough, baby.
>>30485898I give it a B^U/10.
>>30485898replace the secretary with the flower guy
>>30485405She wont be living when I am done with er if you know what I mean.
Sorry.
>thread about minotaurs
>>30486027OP made one of the classic blunders, posting an image more interesting than the text.
>>30485870my photoshop skills are shit
>>30486089fuck me, its perfect!thank you kindly!
>>30485870
>>30485966No the Doctor should be flower guy.I believe we have discovered /tg/'s Laughing Heero
>>30486172
>>30486172I'm dying
>>30486172>Elf Druids
>>30486221>>30486172Holy shit.
>>30486172>birth of the Eldar
>>30486172There are no words for how much I love you.
I hope someone archives this, I gotta run. Good job...OP? Whoever is making these
>>30486178Not posting the newest Laughing Sunrise pic.
>>30486221
>>30486320OP here, I just posted the image,the edits are the brilliance of others.God I love you /tg/.
>>30480815SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION
>>30486261somebody explain this to me? I see these everywhere, dont get why funny.
anyone screencapped this?If so please post it
>>30485455I'm sorry I'm so shit at paint
>>30485738I was wrong. I was beautifully, horribly wrong.
>>30486442oh lord
>>30486410I think it's just the absurdity.
>>30486410It's just silly physical humor, the face is so imposing that it escapes its bonds within the material universe to show itself in its full potency to its viewer.
>>30486442Fixed that for you.
I'm going to bed now, and I damm well hope this will be here when I returnI love you guys
>>30486500
>>30486460>>30486466No, its because you can do it with 2 buttons in paint in 30 seconds.
>>30486353
>>30486500...Well played.
>>30486442>>30485455This image gives incomplete advice. Sure her methof of tying the noose is decent enough but if you are actually trying to kill yourself instead of just choke for a while you want the loop falling sideways over your shoulder instead of hainging behind you so that it breaks your neck. That is why when you see old movies which involve criminals being hung the noose always hangs to the side.
>>30486586Actually you had to pay extra for that in England. Unless you bribed the hangman you got the nasty choking death.
>>30486610Yeah, but that's perfidious albion, they are literally savages.
>>30486778It already has been.
>>30484966>>30486778
>>30486778>>30486825damn it. better than mine
>>30485435Maybe I can help you describe your position, friend.
wanted to have a go at this, muh paint-fu has gotten rusty
>>30486960Still damn impressive.
>>30481098Could somebody make this a bit smaller? In size and in MB?
>>30487206how small?
>>30487232Just something a little more reasonable.
>>30487257half the size
>>30487286Danke.
>>30486527I can't into paint. How do you do the face thing?
>>30487430>thread in a nutshell
Please don't stop, holy shit, this OC is amazing
>>30487463
>>30487463glorious
>>30485531It's alright you were only pretending to be retarded.
I will never look at Elves the same way again.Gone are the stubborn prideful rape-bait dicks, in are the guffawing trickster assholes of old.
>>30487611with magnificent hair
>>30487631And a theme song that roughly sounds like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At52XGlZ_3Y
Elves, Elves Forever...
http://jasonrainville.cghub.com/images/The source
>>30487463>And so I - and so I told them ->What did you tell them Thurandil!>I told them they should take the *HIGH* road!>Buwahahahahaha!
Looks like a thin John Romero.
>>30487712no
>>30486960I've got a confession to make...THE BEST
I think this thread may have single-handedly saved elves in /tg/...
>greatest blunders on 4chan
The classic blunder: OP image is more interesting than topic
>>30487780>>30487831Was a good blunder at least; let us inject a significant amount of humor into Elves, so we can see them as being something a bit more... Well, "lively" than the sourpusses they normally are.
>>30487463>laughingelves.jpg actually has an image now
Ooh, ooh! Do this one!
>>30479598It's a sad thing that your adventures have elfed here!
>>30488160This.These are my feelings right now.
>>30488195FfffuuuuuuIT HAD A TIME LIMIT
>>30488195Fuckin' Elves with their laughing and merrymaking and practical jokes!
>>30488279>this threadI love you /tg/
>>30488012
someone has to have capped this thread, the elves demand it
>>30488351http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30479598
I just had to do it
>>30488343That shit had me laughing so much i nearly choked on my beer.Fukkin saved.
Do this one please
some more shitty mspaint work from me
Made this for myself, but the more the merrier, eh?
Someone needs to do one of this.
>>30485405She a slut, son
>>30488504
>>30488896awwe I was hoping for both of them being laughing elf
>>30488967I'll see what I can do. I still have the gimp file open.
>>30488767
>>30489101THANK YOU
>>30489101>>30488767it's perfect
>>30488967howzat?
>>30489213perfect
>>30489101THANK YOUIt looks like he's puking, haha.
>>30489172Can you make it go juuust a little faster?
>>30489172fixed some gif fuckups
>>30489239
Can someone please make a gif like this of the elf?
>>30489239sure
OC? on MY /tg/?
>>30489335It's more likely than you think.
>>30489248>>30489256>>30489291OH GOD
>>30488767I've got ya, mate.
>>30489291YES PERFECT
>>30489320lel
>>30489383see>>30489101Thanks though.Still looks like he's puking, and I can't stop laughing at them.
Because no one asked for it.
>>30489481post the elvis source picture please.
>>30489505Here ya go!
KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS
Come fly on my magic carpet he said! It'll be fun he said!I think i'm gonna*BLAAAARGH*
>>30489481>>30489533
>derailing a thread for silly photoshopsReally /tg/, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>30489783Awesome, thanks for cleaning it up. Was having a hard time getting the colors to blend.
>>30489823tried my hand and removed the stray hair
>>30489979I was thinking it was a vein or something similar. Time to sleep for me.
>>30489979why does this look beiberish to me
Oooh, Elfis, you so cray-cray.There's also the Yao Ming/"Bitch Please" face, fits almost too well...
>>30490050get me a beiber picture>>30489979 I'll do it
>>30490101Google is going to think less of me now, I hope you know.
>>30489448That series would be so much funnier with Laughing James Franc-elf as the protagonist.
>>30490224To be fair, what wouldn't?
>>30490158found a better picture and awaaaay we goooooo.
>>30490224I agree.
>>30490434Goddammit, I can't stop laughing.
>>30490395oh my gooooooood
>>30490434Oh gosh unreal.
My sides are gone
>>30485405I know this is a late reply, but do you not know how much people outside still can get turned out by drawings?
>>30489610Can you... this?
So in addition to being archived, someone is putting together a RAR of all these right? Right? Because I'm going to sleep soon and this is the best thread in ages.
Requesting pic of Elf Commander.
>>30490434perfectand now i'm downloading the latest everyday a monster girl.
>>304905982 seconds.
Oh fuck this thread
>>30490783Glorious.
>>3049075111/10 had a minor coughing fit
>>30490783by the way template for just the head with the hair off the face.
>>30490668
>>30491103I'll rar these all up when the thread dies down and post it if nobody else does before I do.
>>30491103Saved hard.
>>30490969original, please
>>30490434I say, does anybody happen to have the original picture of this? And the source as well?I have a need
>>30491349Google "Everyday Monster Girls" you dumb spoonlusting asshole, Jesus christ.
>>30491137We've reached the bump limit. We're going down like the Titanic.
>>30491427alright I'll rar it all up real quick
And no discussion about minotaur decks. NONE.
I love everything about this thread, and now Franc-elf will haunt my dreams and my campaigns.
>>30491473Be happy that you witnessed the birth of something glorious, anon.
>>30491473Anything is more interesting than MtG.
>>30491452alright where am I uploading this up to?
>>30491643Mediafire.
>>30491807sendspace ok? http://www.sendspace.com/file/xtkhsu
>>30491829It will do.
