>>27429855
H2:H3

Flip tavle.

>>27429855
orbital bombardment

1. Rxa7+ Kxa7(forced
2. Ra1#

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/tg/ ~ bad at actually PLAYING the game...

>>27429978
>2. Ra1#

He hasn't lost yet pleb.

He can still uselessly sacrifice his bishop then lose.

>>27430017
Effectively lost

>>27430017
Didn't notice that. Not that it makes a difference.

It's been forever since I've done notation, but
>A1 to A7
king forced to take your rook
>H1 to A1, GG

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>>27429855
A challenger appears!

>>27430182
What.

How do these pawns even..?

>>27430182

From right to left probably. Which means our king is being threatened.

Knight from e2 to g3.

>>27430235
I think you mean pawn from H2 to G3

>>27430251

And lose the rook pressuring the red king? No thanks.

>>27430182
white pawn on far right hits the red pawn on its left

check mate for red

>>27430235
>>27430251
bishop from f4 to g3 seems stronger

>>27430256
Look again

>>27430256
h2*g3 is checkmate on red dumbass.

>>27430257
>>27430251

Black will probably move too y'know. If he wants he could get the Red Team's help by getting them out of checkmate.

>>27430269
beat you to it>>27430257

>>27430262
It's about the same really. Lol @ there still being no way for a competent white player to lose

>>27430275
>wanting help in a ffa game

lets not underestimate our nigger friend by thinking he is an absolute dumbass

>>27430275
What move could black make that would get red out of checkmate?

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>>27430182
NOT SO FAST, REDS!

>>27430316
Welp.

>>27430316
Did you hear the one about the guy that didn't deploy a single piece, only to be outsmarted when a guy used a formation where he couldn't deploy his king except into check.

>>27430316
That's dumb

>>27430105
yes. The bishop at E6 would be a momentary pause in the inevitable. White victory.

>>27429855
A1 -> A7, checkmate

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>>27430963

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>>27430316
That was an early variant.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-handed_chess

>>27431476
what a clusterfuck that would be

even worse than 3-way chess

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>>27430316
I'm deepstriking my Dreadclaw. It has my Helbrute in it.

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>>27429855

Ok, where can the tank go?

>>27431882
Which side are you on?

>>27431882
Green, obviously.

>>27431476
For autistic reasons, orange and blue's kings and queens should be switched in my opinion.

But that looks pretty fun too.

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>>27431937
Oh of course.

Rolled 8, 19, 3 = 30

>>27431982
d3 to e4
rolling for, in order, attack, narrative suppression and collateral.

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>>27431937

Not so fast green scum!

>>27432134
Roll for armour penetration. It has AV12.
What's the bishop's strength?

>>27432365
Slightly stronger than a rough rider on the charge, so about 6.

Rolled 1

>>27432443
Alright, so glancing on a six.

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Rolled 3

>>27432504
Alright, critical failure.
The bishop's reactor explodes.

>>27432598
Alright, here's the aftermath.

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>>27432697
Woops.

As Heirophant Lord of the Army of Brown, I demand In! My forces will be parachuting into all empty squares in three rounds.

>>27432726
You got it, what're you bringing?

>>27432739
I.... I don't actually have an army.

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>>27432850
Just borrow my models man, it's cool

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>>27432923
Here, I'll just put them in reserve

>>27432964
Where's Mellow Yellow?

>>27432964
Wait. What the fuck is that?

>>27432976
He's keeping his space mareines in reserves, off board.

Who's turn is it now, anyways?

>>27432975
Alt universe where a deus machina doesn't save her when she falls uselessly out of the sky.

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>>27433001
No, look closer.
Magnify.

This is the best game of chess ever. We need to get the tank some infantry support.

>>27432923

Never get tired of seeing that.

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>>27433023
Brown you fucking lying fuck you said you had no models

Rolled 1, 3 = 4

>>27433023
Damn, it went into stealth mode.
CAST NIGHTVISION ON ALL UNITS!

>>27433059
He obviously passed his bluff check.

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>>27433063

What, only two factions? And they're just palette swaps, aside from white having better initiative? What a shitty wargame. I assume there's new factions and units on the way, though?

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>>27433094
The Queenbots enter battle mode

>>27433115
There's like 600 hundred factions if you count the unupdated 11th edition booklets.
Makes it a little imba but I mean seriously, who gives a fuck?

>>27433158
The Assault Knight listers who have to deal with Riptides?

>>27433115
>inb4 Go fags

>>27433158
What's the fluff like? Apparently there's literally white knights, that's kinda cheesy. And didn't they use to be elephants in the older editions?

>>27433135

That's it, White has no choice but to call Broken Arrow. Airstrikes within the perimeter please DM.

Rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>27433183

Rolled 11, 17 = 28

>>27433197
Rocks fall, white loses its queen.

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>>27433183
>>27433135
A foreign dignitary from a battle long lost arrives on an escape vessel, while white prepares operation: Broken Arrow

>>27433206

I want to burn a Fate Point and re-roll. I've still got one left.

Ignore >>27433231 What's up with the dignitary?

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>>27433231
Accepted.

>>27433219
Yellowquiet finally shows up, apparently from the grave. Her friends weep tears of joy.

>>27433256
No takebacks, your fate point is burned

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>>27433219
Oh Jesus, what is even going on anymore?!
Whelp, lets hope that Frodo can put the one ring in mount doom.

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>>27433298
We are DANGER CLOSE people

ITT: if chess had been invented in the 1980s. Seriously, have you ever tried to decipher a wargame from the 80s?

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>>27433330
I send my knife bird to assassinate the green tank.

Heirophant Lord Brown Here. Who said those were my only queens?

>>27433301
>tumblr faggotshit
>dafuq
/tg/ please.

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>>27433330
Due to the death of one of her close friends, and the REDEATH of one of the worst characters in her canon, Pink Mareine fails a san check and becomes Pink Serial Killer.

>>27433373
What tank?

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>>27433381
The Mega Queen arrives, and she finds you wanting.

Manly Tears and the Pink Queen exit the vehicle to see the carnage, and are faced with the Mega Queen.
The Mareines fail their perception checks and are slaughtered by Pink

ITT: All of /tg/ is encapsulated.

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Our heroes flee the scene as catastrophe breaks way.
I can assure you that there was a really cool fight between mecha white queen and mega brown queen that shook the very foundations of existence. Take my word for it.

Here, however, we find Manly Tears and Pink Queen facing a stowaway as they power their escape ship.
She is armed, stronger than any mare, and about to pounce!
But there's one thing she hasn't realized.

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>this whole thread
You guys.

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>>27433553

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I use dark hole!

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>>27433564

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>>27433581
>>27433564
I'M BACK BITCHES

Chess...chess has changed.

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>>27433623

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>>27433623
With the return of the mighty SINGULO, our heroes flee the scene, never to return to this war torn land again.
But where will their adventures take them?
Find out next time on WHY DONT YOU TAKE MY CAMPAIGN SERIOUSLY I DONT WANT TO DM ANYMORE I QUIT ;_; Z

GOOD END

>>27433642

Chess. Chess never changes.

Chess...chess never changes.

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>>27433665
>>27433666

Now kiss.

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let's just go through the rules one more time and then we can start properly

now how does the racehorse move again?

>>27433675
Slower than Sleipnir and faster than an average horse.

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>>27433659

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Man, I love /tg/ chess.

>>27433691

Unless it's being affected by a Narrative Convenience effect, of course, in which case it's also slower than the diseased mule whose owner needs to win one last race so he can save the Orphanage from being demolished to make room for a new supermall.

>>27433695
I'll be around this is not a true ending

>>27433747
Oh of course.
What about cyber-steeds?

>>27433773

IIRC, most 80s rulesets made them the fastest thing there is, but they got nerfed in the 90s after they introduced the Time-horses and Chronobishops.

>>27433773
Every joint has to pass a lubrication check to function properly, and we all know the controversy surrounding oil prices these days.

>>27433896
If you fail the oil-price check you automatically declare war on one of the other players with an oil resource node, even if he's an ally.
After that you must beat him before you can use the cyber-steeds again.

This is the best game of chess ever. /r/ing caps

This is set to archive, give it a second request please.

>>27434216

Voted.