What you want is the Dawn of War series by C.S. Goto. They are some of the finer works available.

Graham McNeil's Ultramarine series is pretty good. Gaunt's Ghosts and Ciaphas Cain are pretty good as well.

>>22212434

YOU NIGGER.

http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/Space-Marines
Go here first to see which books are avalible.
Do you have any specific Marine Chapter you want to read about?
Oh, and try Legion of the Damned, I enjoy that one - even though they only appear at the end

>>22212452
My friend said the Space Wolves would be a cool chapter to read about. I'm sure no book exists but the Angry Marines would be entertaining too.

>>22212416
>check /lit/
>they didn't insult you
Huh. Must be Christmas.

>>22212434

No. No no no no.

I suggest you buy any book by Christ Wright. He's an amazing author. Wrath of iron and Battle of the fang are both god-tier. The space wolf ominbus is pretty cool.

>>22212446
My mother's run off with my Ciaphas Cain omnibus even though she has absolutely no interest in anything /tg/-related. Make of that what you will.

>>22212611
I've never been there before tonight and I knew that it was risky shit trying to get a response from them that wasn't just walls of text about how I'm a horrible fucking person with awful taste in books.

>>22212639
well, it's flash man, but in SPACE! anyway.

>>22212639

Ciaphas cain is marty-sue garbage that contridicts the codex lore every fucking book.

Don't read that garbage.

The Space marine battle ones are pretty good Rynn's World was a decent read. Also I found the Imperial armour books about the Siege of Vraks to be extremely Interesting until the last one kind of ruined it.

If any 40k books is fine, then read some. Gaunt's Ghost (Take The Founding, The Saint, and the Lost), Ciphas Cain, Eisenhorn, and Ravenor. Deadman Walking is pretty grimdark, and Titanicus is fun, but fill with confusion in the later part of the book.
>>22212504
If you want Space Wolves, then there's an entire section dedicated to them.
http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/space-wolves
I heard Battle of the Fang is a great read, but I don't know much else about the Yiff.

>>22212703
>caring about things contradicting the codices
>40k

>>22212819

Except that is just your faggot opinion. The codex are teh definitive source for all lore, and anything that contradicts it isn't 40k canon. You're a stupid shit to not understand this simple concept. If it contradicts the codex, then it isn't 40k that you're reading, but some shit with the 40k brand name on it.

>>22212850
>If it contradicts the codex, then it isn't 40k that you're reading, but some shit with the 40k brand name on it
Sorry, I must have missed the part where you explain how that's a problem. You think being 'canon' makes fiction inherently better? Why?

>>22212884
>>22212850
Alright, you guys disagree. Let's try to stay on topic. It seems that Space Marine books are dominate so I was wondering if there were any books based from a xenos race?

>>22212850
I thought the way GW handled 40k canon was that everything is propaganda/ completely false/ the honest truth pick one?

>>22212884

You stupid fucking nigger. People only read 40k novels BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING 40K. If they contradict the codex THEN YOU ARE NOT READING 40K. If you aren't reading it for 40k, which is unlikely and you should feel bad if you are, then I suggest you stop fucking being a fag. 40k is the greatest lore in existence, and if material contradicts the codexs then it is no longer canon and thus not part of the 40k universe thus you wasted jew tokens on that garbage.

>>22212921

Of course they don't fucking do that. That doesn't make any sense. What would be the point of releasing subsequent rulebooks? Most of the time the rules stay the same, it's mostly the lore that changes. It's ALL about the lore.

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>>22212936

>>22212936
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>22212944
Dude relax, I think you're taking 40k a little to seriously. It's just a game not some holy scripture sent down from the heavens by the almighty God-Ward.

>>22212936
>40k is the greatest lore in existence
10/10
applause.gif

Return to /v/ in victory, good tripfriend. You have pleased at least one /tg/ anon.

So which 40k books should REALLY be avoided?
Also if some played Dawn of War would they be able to tolerate the Dawn of War series by C.S. Goto?

>>22213005
Eh, dude was on last night arguing about DE 'cloning' or not cloning, it's worthless to try and argue with him.

>>22212921
Yes, that's what they say. They doubtless don't want to have to bother reconciling it all, and the whole point is to provide a setting for people to have fun in, so they leave things pretty open.

>>22212936
>40k
>greatest lore in existence

I never expected to ever find someone with such retarded opinions that i wished that person to kill themselves but you're the first to make me that reaction. What a faggot!

>>22212977
>>22212990

>>22213005
>thinks it's a game

The tabletop is only a vehicle for them to produce the lore. They can't just say

>Oh here is this awesome l ore we have here everyone can take it

They need a cash crop to farm wheat, then bring the heat, and survive and eat, and lick the teat, to beat the niggers in this jew sub-human society.

And I'm still correct.

>>22213039
Except they do not. Again, that is what retards who have never read a bolter and chainsword think.

>>22213044
>HURRF DURRF I DUNT LIEK U SO U IZ DUMB DURRRF HURRRF

Name one better lore. Just one.

>>22213038

Except I was correct. You were terribly wrong. Now you're starting again. Please just stop this.

I just finished reading 'path of the warrior'. its a terrifying concept to loose yourself, but the book is tough to get into. i know they're space elves and given to emotions but by the emperor the main character is a little pitch at times.

>>22213085

It gets awesome once he starts training in his aspect. I will say this, the first two "battles" are fucking terrible. Just terrible. Absolutely nothing is described. No awesome things happen. It's just so bland. The latter pages get slightly better.

>>22213059
>>22213078
You are such a failure on this board, everyone now you're ALWAYS trolling, i bet you're a fat neckbeard piece of shit faggot in real life. Here's hoping you die on Christmas Day.

>>22213059
>The tabletop is only a vehicle for them to produce the lore
This is good stuff. Ordinarily I'd mark you down for the /pol/speak (too obvious) but the rhyming suggests you're going for a genuinely deranged Charles Manson-type personality and I can go with that. 8/10.

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So anyways... back to book suggestions!

>>22213085
I found the sample bit of that online so badly written that I couldn't make it through it.

>>22213106
...Wow.
Why so hateful, brah?

>>22213124
Right, anyone ordered any hardback reprint of the Horus Heresy series? Is there anything new, or is it just the same book in hardback condition?

>>22213106
While I do not particularly like him either I think that is a little harsh. Remember our first rule, be excellent to one another. Wishing death isn't excellent... even if it is death for an idiot.

Space Marine by Ian Watson is the only good 40k novel ever written. It's the only one I'd recommend to someone who wasn't a 40k fan. His other 40k stuff is decent, but not good.

>>22213169
So say we all. Especially on Christmas. Wishing death on Christmas is a definite foul.

A game is made to be fun. If a game is not fun, it's bad. If you continue to make your game not fun over several editions then you fail at your job.

40k is not fun thus it is bad. GW keeps it not fun and thus fail at their job. Fans of 40k are bad because they waste their money to play a bad game made by people that don't even know how to do their job.

I might be wrong and will accept that i was wrong and will apologize if someone can prove me wrong without insulting me.

>>22213173
He was an actual legit writer before 40k, yes? That might explain that.

>>22213078
>Except they do not. Again, that is what retards who have never read a bolter and chainsword think.

What the fuck does
>read a bolter and chainsword
mean?
If you mean the web forum, you'll find that the GW-approved 'everything is canon' stance is prevalent there.
If bolter and chainsword is supposed to be a genre like blood and thunder sort of, well, you're full of shit because every single fucking one contradicts every single other.

>>22213190
Yes. From what I've heard, he mostly writes artsy, pretty 'out-there' science fiction and sometimes erotica, but I've never picked up his other stuff. Well received, so I hear. Friend of Kubrick, almost got him to make a 40k movie.

>>22213182
Wrong thread brah. You want the 40k Argument General next door.

>>22213169
>>22213178
Sorry.

>>22213018
Bumping so i can an answer please.

>>22213209
No problem. Let amused, baffled toleration be your shield, and a single raised eyebrow be your sword, and though trolls surround you you shall not fall.

>>22213018
Don't read the DoW series. CS Goto is almost universally reviled by the fan community, and his books are outright contradictory to established basic facts of 40K. Also, they're terribly written.

Eisenhorn is generally well-regarded, and a lot of people enjoy the Gaunt's Ghost series. Personally, I am a huge fan of Aaron Dembski-Bowden's Night Lords trilogy.
>>22213059
Both the tabletop and the lore are vehicles to push models. At the end of the day, GW is a model company first and foremost.

>>22213182
fun is not objective

you cant say who has fun and who doesnt

>>22213209
It's ok man. You meet a lot of hate on all the boards of 4chan, but here on /tg/ we should try and hold ourselves to a higher standard. Be excellent to one another and try to get things accomplished... even if that thing is only yo enjoy oneself.

Keep chuggin' on little dude.

>>22213223
I suspect it's too subjective. What I read of Path of the Warrior was some of the worst published prose I've ever seen, but I've seen people here recommend it. For what it's worth I did see a bit of Goto on /tg/ and it looked even worse.

I think you can get pdf samples of everything from the Black Library website, though, so you can at least find out if something's bearable.

>>22213078
>Name one better lore. Just one.

Only one? Really? Can I name, like, three or four?
>The Lord of the Rings
The entire thing is just fluff for Tolkein's languages.
>Call of Cthulhu
I think the fact that the lore's remained popular for half a century speaks for itself,
>Planescaped

>>22213078
At this point, Poe's Law is kicking in in full force.

I legitimately cannot tell if you're trolling, joking, or actually sincerely believe this.

>>22213257
Except Yahweh. Remember that Nation Wars thread reffie?

>>22213247
I'm not really a 40k fan but more a Dawn of War casual fan.

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READ THE

WORD BEARERS OMNIMBUS

>>22213320
INFINITE CONTEMPT
(Not really, but mild suspicion. Dawn of War converts tend to know all the special effects of the setting and none of the foundation)

>>22213316
Nah man, peace and love for all. Meat the haters with hugs, nothing stops them more than indifference.

>>22213320
Even then, the books are bad. The first book largely covers the events of the first game, but the other two rocket off in their own wacky direction and have nothing to do with the rest of the games.

>>22213329
>nothing stops them more than indifference
And cutting your legs off.
And clockwork Soldiers.

>>22213339
And being a trap
And a plague doctor stripper
And a Wereboar assassin
And horrible fog hive mind
And other such bullshit

>>22213349
And stasis grenades. Nothing stops anything like stasis grenades.

>>22213349
I remember about half of the things we have said.

You forgot riding Rape Train.

>>22213280
>Call of cthulhu

Are you referring to the cthulhu mythos? Wow, you think that shit si better than warhammer? You abviously never read a SINGLE short story by HP lovecraft if you think it's better than 40k.

Every single one has the same set up. A no rmal portaganist gets a strange event. This leads up to a slightly more strnage event that then goes to teh final, "OH SO SCAURY" moment where some half-assed horror is vaugly described and then it returns to being "normal" except with some sort of "cover up" incident happening.

>lord of the rings

It is "good" but it is not "great'. Fantasy blows that shit out of the water in every area. It's far more epic, the warfare is better, the races are cooler, and the premise isn't fucking retarded.


>>22213106
If by "trolling" you mean proving you 'tards wrong consistently the yes, I am "trolling". However, you're just using buzzwords because you can't produce an actual argument. Your entire anal-devestation stems from the fact I PROVED YOU WRONG and you got butt-desetroyed like a little fag-GUT.

>>22213316

Yeah, I remember how you jewed the OP to creating the most bullshit thing ever, when you should have had your entire army wiped out. Don't blame me if I don't take shit sitting down.

>>22213365
Speak of the devil

>>22213365
>and the premise isn't fucking retarded.

>Spacefaring frog-aliens, possibly identical to a similar race in the science fiction game, came to the planet, possibly located in a hole in reality in the science fiction game, and shaped it to look like earth because Earth also was shaped by them because that pattern of continents is preferable to them for whatever reason

The entire premise of WHF would take a lot of posts, but it starts like that. (Source: WHFB 3rd edition rulebook and snippets from Realm of Chaos and later WHFB corebooks)
So how about no, that's pretty retarded. The start of the setting's history is a really clumsy attempt to reconcile the fact that it's a fantasy version of Earth with the fact that Earth exists in the 40k setting and they felt like unifying the settings at the time of writing.

>>22213365
Yahweh, why do you walk the path of rage? People have opinions and those opinions differ. You may have your ideas on what is better and it is just as valid as their ideas. Just chug along little bro. No need for such fits of rage. Only hugs are here.

>>22213365
>Every single one has the same set up. A no rmal portaganist gets a strange event. This leads up to a slightly more strnage event that then goes to teh final, "OH SO SCAURY" moment where some half-assed horror is vaugly described and then it returns to being "normal" except with some sort of "cover up" incident happening.

There was a story in the black library 15th anniversary story collection that was exactly that but with an Administratum adept. It was by far the best story in the bunch.
Second best was the noir mystery starring another Administratum adept.

>>22213365
Oh man, thanks. I really was having trouble telling whether you were trolling or not. Thanks for proving that you are.

>>22213420
>implying he didn't prove that a while back
He's good, but he's not subtle.

>>22213191

Excuse me "hammer and bolter". I feel silly now.

Also it doesn't really matter what someone thinks, the definitive fact is that canon is the latest codex, and whatever contradicts it is no longer canon.

http://www.blacklibrary.com/Getting-Started/FAQ-Print-On-Demand.html

"Why do some Print on Demand titles have a Heretic Tomes logo on them?

Some of the titles in our back catalogue no longer accurately reflect the fictional universes of Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 and would require extensive rewriting to bring them up to date. Rather than keep these titles on the shelf, we’ve decided to reprint them but make it quite clear that these books are not to be considered an accurate portrayal of the Warhammer or Warhammer 40,000 universe."

Now while the BL faq says nothing about "canon", the fact that they can say that older books do not fit current 40k lore obviously means that books can contradict the highest source material(codeices) and thus be considered "non-canon" and thus not true. They can be seen as glimpses into a shittier era of 40k, but they can't be actually thought of as "40k".

>>22213330
If i don't die readiing those books then they are the worst things i have read.

>>22213440
arent you the guy who doesnt know what mitosis is?

>>22213440
Except they've stated as definitively that none (or all) of the 40k material is an accurate depiction of the 40k universe. What they mean is 'no longer coherent with the universe as presented in current products'. And by that they mean 'squats and zoats go here'.

>>22213440
As important as the fact that 'canon' is never mentioned, you'll notice that codexes are not mentioned at all.

The ones about the poop and the Marines breaking wind at each other of course.

>>22213420
>Gets proven wrong again
>resorts to buzzword arguments
>HURR U IZ TRULOLING CUZ I DUNT LIEK U, IZ GUNNA SAEM FAG TO APPEAL TO DA MAZZEAZ AND LUK LIEK EVERY1 HAETES U DAT WILL SHOW UP LOL XDDDD

You stupid babby knave.

>>22213398

The old one's are never described, you fucking knave. Here is an excerpt from the lizard man codex, now prepare to eat your shit nigger.

"The creators of ther Lizardmen society were a mysterious, interstellar race known as the Old Ones. These aloof and mysterious beings wielded unfathomable power and intellect. They were able to twist the fabric of space and time to their will, and could summon vast energies that they manipulated in the form of devestating magical spells and powers. Borne within mighty ships that could travel unimaginable distances in a heartbeat, they journeyed to teh world, bringing with them their servants and slave-races. Of these creatures, the most favoured were the Slann. " Lizardmen codex 7th edition pg.4

The slann were the FAVOURED CREATIONS they were not THE FUCKING OLD ONES YOU FUCKING STUPID BABBY KNAVE!

You don't know SHIT about the origins of the fantasy universe. That and the fact that the simple fact is the races are the coolest out of any fantasy, it's tales are more epic, the wars are the most terrible and it is generally the most awesome of fantasy lores(except for how weak dragons are).

>>22212703
If you think Cain is a sue what does that make Gaunt?

>>22213520
In both settings the Slann were originally the old ones but have been separated. Dumbass.

>>22213487
Yes. He's /tg/'s resident professional shitposter and troll. We haven't had one for a while; honestly, the board doesn't feel complete without somebody to harden our skins against real trolling. /tg/ has grown soft and easily trollable over the months; hopefully providing a dose of asshattery will help.

>>22213520
Stop.

Why do you have to do this?

/tg/ is the one place on 4-chan that tripfriends generally considered positive influences. Why must you take it upon yourself to ruin my favourite place on the internet?

>>22213487

Go back and read the thread, nigger, do you see the word "yawheh" in any of those posts that was in teh discussion about "mitosis"? No, you don't you stupid nigger so why would you ask such a retarded question? Because you're fucking retarded.

>>22213509

And do you realize what updates the current version of warhammer fantasy and 40k? It's the codecies you fucking retard. Use your brain nigger. It's called CRITICAL THINKING.

>>22213492

No they didn't, nigger. Keep trying to make bullshit up, but no where did they ever recently state that. That doesn't even make fucking sense. How can the current codex not be teh current portrayl of whatever the codex is describing? You are so fucking stupid it is painful.

>>22213520
You strike me as either trying extremely hard to troll, or being extremely mad and miserable. I can't tell which.

>not even the person you're talking to, just making a very bland, simple observation.

>>22213537
I don't even see him anymore. I've set 4chan X to filter his trip. This whole thread just looks to me like a helpful thread where suddenly everyone started arguing over fucking nothing.

Which, I suppose, is pretty accurate.

>>22213520
Ah Yahweh... I'm thinking someone is projecting a bit. Did you not get what you wanted for christmas. Come over 'ere and get a hug from papa refrek. I promise I won't even dissect you.

>>22213537
> resident
Never seen him before in my long and storied career here. Seems like a shouty dumbass who hasn't realized that 40k's a shit setting with decent imagery which can be made into a decent setting with good imagery with creative "interpretation".

>>22213543
>It's the codecies you fucking retard
>Talking about a BL publication

>>22213551
This is /tg/. Some autist is always screaming about IT R NOT CANON THAT WEY GUISE! IT R WRONG B-CAUS NOT CANON!

>>22213551
He's a resident, but he only moved in very recently. Still unpacking his vast collection of assmillinery.

>>22213574
>assmillinery
YES.

>>22213565
Yeah, but rarely so downright madly.

The Cain novels are amazing and anyone who holds a different opinion is objectivly wrong.

The only valid critiscism that I have against them is that the language tends to get a bit repeditive if you read a bunch of the stories in a row.

>>22213533

No they aren't nigger. I just posted the direct fucking source from the lizardmen codex you stupid nigger. saying "HURR DURR NO U IZ WRUNG DIZ IZ WUT IT IZ" doesn't mean shit, because you're a dumb nigger and I don't care about dumb-nigger logic.

>>22213525

Never read that shit. Made by Dan Abnett in the days when he could just make shit up. I know it's full of inconsistent garbage.

>>22213537
>HURRR I DUNT LIEK HIM SO HE IZ A SHUITPOSUTER, EVEN DOUGH HE PROVE SME WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER FANTASY AND 40K CONSTANTLY HE IZ STILL STUUPID LOL XDDDDDD

You are fucking cancer. The cancer has grown so bad that it thinks that IT is the original body, and not the divine ray of light that purifies its faggotry and retardation.

>>22213539

It was "ruined" the moment you arrogant nig-nogs started making bullshit up about 40k. Everything i've said is supported by GW canon. It's not my fault you're wrong.

>>22213520
Im fairly new to this board, but you strike me as the single most anoying and butthurt thing about it. Your arguments are purely thought out, seldom sourced and extremely emotional. What the fuck man.

>>22213584
Did you know you can actually set 4chan X to automatically hide all posts with a certain trip? It's fantastically useful.

>>22213581
I personally don't care about canon, and wantonly rip settings to pieces to take the parts I like and use them. I'm sure yahweh would go berserk if I really made a serious attempt to drive yahweh mad. Fortunately for him/her/it/they I don't honestly care that much.

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OP here again, trying to douse the flames. It's Christmas, let's play nice and all hate on the xenos scum.

>>22213596
i did not know that. Im gonna do that.

>>22213583
Why are you so little FUN? I mean... Dont you like being fun? dont you try being fun? Or reasonable, try being reasonable!

>>22213583
Ok. But why is stuff not being Canon a problem if it is enjoyable?

If you use the same metric to measure Star Wars then the Prequel movies are great and KOTOR2 is just shitty non-canon blather, and thinking that would would make you an idoit

>>22213608
You are being trolled by a raging imbecile, friend.

>>22213604
please dont take him who causes storms as representative of this board. he is the worst

>>22213543
>No they didn't, nigger. Keep trying to make bullshit up, but no where did they ever recently state that. That doesn't even make fucking sense. How can the current codex not be teh current portrayl of whatever the codex is describing? You are so fucking stupid it is painful.
Yeah, they did. Aaron Dembski-Bowden's evidently been taking a break from posting on fan sites, but within the last year or so he's reiterated that all of 40k is and isn't canon because dipshits like you keep sperging out in denial of the idea that a fictional setting might not have a concrete truth. Too lazy to look it up; check Bolter and Chainsword and/or his blog and/or his series of articles explaining 40k for that one site.

Mind you, ADB frequently sits in meetings with Alan Merritt, who is the official GW canon authority and who himself has said exactly the same thing before.

>How can the current codex not be teh current portrayl of whatever the codex is describing?
It is, obviously. But 'current' doesn't mean 'accurate'. GW doesn't rule what's accurate or not, because they're intelligent enough to realize such a ruling wouldn't matter for shit. 40k is a gaming setting, not a fiction setting. The 'truth' in 40k is whatever is convenient for whoever is running your gaming club's campaigns.

>>22213616
but... but... I jsut can't bring myself to leave it alone.

Why do people have to do these things?

>>22213604
I'm just trying to spread love brother. I think our tripfag just needs a little hug and love.

>>22213584
>seldom sourced

Except I posted two direct sources for my claims in this thread alone, straight from GW material. How is that "seldom sourced" when everyone else posts nothing? If anything I'm a god damn encyclopedia. I also like how you have stopped mentioning warhammer, or any /tg/ related things and made a post simply to say how much you dislike me. Shitposting at it's finest.

>>22213582

Except he is a mary sue who should have died the moment he fought a fucking genestealer lord. These are creatures who can move faster than SPACE MARINES in melee and have diamond hard claws, and yet cain somehow parries one of them with a common chainsword without being ripped to shreads. He also fights a chaos space marine bezerker, and an orc warboss and doesn't die. Yeah, he is the biggest marty-sue I have ever read. You know nothing about 40k, knave.

>>22213545
>gets proven wrong
>YOU IS TROLLING I DUNT LIEK U

Casual sub-human argument.jpg

>>22213551
>DURP DURP I DUNT LIEK 40K, SO IF YOU LIEK ITZ MAGNICIENCE DEN U IZ DUMB

Holy hell you're retarded.

>>22213565

The funny thing is i'm correct, and you are not.

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>>22213583
I've been looking through the foolz archive, and it seems that every post you make is full of hate and malice.
Why don't you just calm down? I mean hell, it's Christmas.

>>22213543
so you dont understand mitosis?

>>22213583
>No they aren't nigger. I just posted the direct fucking source from the lizardmen codex you stupid nigger. saying "HURR DURR NO U IZ WRUNG DIZ IZ WUT IT IZ" doesn't mean shit, because you're a dumb nigger and I don't care about dumb-nigger logic.

You're not getting it. I'm not saying that within the settings the Slaan and the Old Ones magically turned into two separate races. I'm saying that in both original 40k and original WHF the Slaan were the Old Ones, and later retellings, which are generally framed less as omniscient neutral narrator facts and more as myths and legends lost to mortal knowledge, cast them as separate species.

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>>22213628
Or everyone could just ignore his existence so he grows bored of this thread and leaves so he can quit shitting it up with his flaming.

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>>22213628
Someone has to be the archetype of neckbeard rage for /tg/. I think he's doing us all a service by letting us distance ourselves from him and use him as a mirror for our own dark tendencies.

>pic related

>>22213627
What are you even talking about, knave? I like how you're desperate to troll someone who didn't even know what was going on in the thread, or care, until I saw you shitpost for the 99th time in one hour. I haven't played warhammer even once, ever. I think its a cool setting, but I don't know anyone who plays it, and I'm not spending one red cent on a book when I can play my already-owned dice games and my x-box. Stop trolling. Open a window and smoke some christmas herb dude. You really need to calm the fuck down. No, seriously, being that mad for that long is actually medically proven to be bad for your health. High levels of stress shorten your life by seconds/minutes.

>>22213628
He's got a thorn in his paw and he thinks roaring will make it any better.

>>22213620
God, I hate you so fucking much. But I hate you more because you made me laugh.

>>22213616
>U IZ AN IMBUCIUL CUZ U PRUVED ME WRUNG AND I DUNT LIEK U AND EVERY DUNT LIEK U SO U IZ STUUPID
>>22213618

Right, because ABD owns 40k, right? He hasn't wrote a single codex, and only wrote a handful of shitty books. I could care less what that faggot said on a fan site, the fact is the codex are the highest form of canon and anything that contradicts them is wrong. If Phil Kelly or Gav Thorpe said that, then things might be different. Name one campaign i've seen ABD in. He certainly wasn't in the latest. Basically, if you don't work on the RULES then you don't work on the CANON FLUFF which means you're not a head designer of 40k. Also faggot, you're going to need sources for all those claims you're claiming(especially the Alan Merritt shit).

>>22213628
Because he's trolling. You're on 4chan, you should be familiar with the concept by now.

He probably heard our once-proud reputation of being "untrollable", and set out from /b/ to test his mettle against our shining steel. He is unquestionably winning, judging by how fast this thread has accrued replies since he started posting.

Well, either that or he's the most insane 40kid I've ever seen, who has somehow become so permanently assinflamed to the degree that the ISS's delicate zero-gravity butthurt experiments involving the application of carefully measured degrees of analpain to mice need to recalibrate every time it passes over his apartment, costing the US Government billions of taxpayer dollars, which could probably be mitigated by using his rectumcrucifixion to power half of the Eastern Seaboard.

But what are the odds of that, really?

>>22213627
>DURP DURP I DUNT LIEK 40K, SO IF YOU LIEK ITZ MAGNICIENCE DEN U IZ DUMB

>Holy hell you're retarded.

I love 40k to death. I've played it more than half my life. It's setting originally written hastily as a homage to half a dozen classic science fiction novels for a science fiction wargame that the authors were sure would never succeed. It was pasted together with love and nervous laughter and the occasional splash of amateur european history. It doesn't take a genius to see it's not the sturdiest of settings, but it has a great heart.

>>22213627
>Genestealer Lord
Jurgen fucked with it because psyker abilities + blanks don't mix. In additon the Genestealer lord was putting more effort into keeping Cain between it and amberley's bolter/Jurgen's melta than it was putting into killing Cain.
>Berserker
Had just crashed landed from orbit, only thing can did was get far enough away from it for Jurgen to Melta it.
>Warboss
Flat-out stated that he got fucking lucky by managing to accidentally jam his laspistol up its nose.

I think you are missing the whole point of the Cain books. He is that one in a qintillion chance of a guy totally managing to luck his way to the status of HERO OF THE IMPERIUM. Have you heared of the Anthropic principle? Simply apply that to the number of people and heros the imperium contains and you realise what the Cain novels are about.


Really if anyone in the Cain books is a Sue it would be Jurgen, not Cain.

>>22213584
I've been on this board for years and this is the first time I've seen him.

And I thought /tg/ had some of the best trips around, even though most are gone now.

>DLFG...come baaaaaaack ;_;

>>22213658
>Also faggot, you're going to need sources for all those claims you're claiming(especially the Alan Merritt shit).

Anyone who's been into 40k for more than a couple months has been linked to Merritt's posts or a copy thereof. It's common knowledge. No, you don't get to shift responsibility back onto me by demanding source for it, you just get to look like a dumbass and I get to laugh at you because this is an anonymous imageboard, you're an asshole and I have no obligation to hold your hand.

>>22213676
A few of the good namefags are still around, and at least some of the drawfag population is finally starting to expand again.

>>22213604

Once these 'tards conceed the point, then everything will go back to the way it was. It's these retards who decided to make me unleash hell. IF YOU FIGHT WITH GOD YOU WILL BE EMBARASSED. This is the truth.

>>22213628

You forgot "full of logic", also.
>>22213652
>comes in to this thread, doesn't even MENTION anything /tg/ related and only talks about how he doesn't approve of me talking about /tg/ related material and proving me wrong

Fuck you casual nigger. I run this shit. I own this board. Get. The. Fuck. Out.

>>22213641

That's the thing nigger. ORIGINAL 40K AND ORIGINAL WARHAMMER FANTASY. THE MODERN FLUFF IS VASTLY DIFFERENT. THE MODERN FLUFF IS WHAT THE CURRENT FANTASY AND 40K IS. I DONT' GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY ONCE WAS, I AM SHOWING YOU THE ACTUAL SOURCE WRITING ON WHAT IS NOW.

Fuck you stupid nigger. Get that through your god damn empty nigger skull. Modern fluff is all, and modern fluff is determined by the codecies.

>>22213676
She's still here. Last post was on the 24th.

>>22213668
>harnessing anal devastation as an energy source
Why can't we do this yet?

>>22213686
>I run this shit
Bahahaha you're so cute. I want to pinch your cheek and massage your fourth chin.

>>22213676
Most of /tg/'s tripfags are pretty good, this guy's just an exile from /x/.

>>22213676
MR RAGE is still kicking around.

Also we have the guy responsible for Dungeons the Dragoning.

really I usually don't even notice when somone has a trip on /tg/.

>>22213676
The time of old /tg/ has come to an end. The neck beards become too greedy, and dug too deep, from within the depth of crunch they found only rage. The trips, immortal and immaculate were driven to the brink by the never ending tide of fury that crashed against them. This is a dark time, when the fate of our board shall be decided. A time in which the last vestiges of those who wish for a better tomorrow must band together.

We must forge for ourselves a better tomorrow. Who is with me?

>>22213686
"Current" 40k is always full of holes because it always assumes the reader was familiar with the previous iteration, which itself was full of holes for the same reason. See all the 40k rulebooks that never explained the calendar system, for example. If there's a clear line between 'old' and 'new' 40k at all, it's Codex Imperialis at the start of second edition, which laid out just about all the basics in clear terms but also happens to include squats.

>>22213157

Same books, with some new artwork.

Still ordered them though. Between them and my four Horus Heresy Armies, I'm burning money like the Joker from the Dark Night.

>>22213700
>really I usually don't even notice when somone has a trip on /tg/
Such is the beauty of /tg/. If you want to know how horribly things go when that doesn't happen, check out /lit/.

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>>22213702
You have my keyboard

>>22213686
>niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
I hope you realize that very few people are actually reading your posts.
The last time I tried to, my eyes glazed over and I achieved enlightenment. Thanks for that.

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>completely standard thread about something /tg/ related
>yahweh: HURF DURF BLARRRRRG SHITTY OPINIONS TROLL TROLL TROLL!
>anons: Shut up fag.
>yahweh: HERP DERP DERP JERP HERP! EVEN MORE RETARDED ASSRAGE!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: BLEEEEARRRRRRG HURRRRR HURRRR DURRR DURRR DURFLE NURFLE DURFAFAFLE!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: BLARRRG WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO MY SUPER AWESOME SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE OPINIONS?!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: HEY STOP THAT ITS THE FIFTH TIME ALREADY FAGS!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: huh? Whats this? A tape recorder? What the FUCK!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: A letter?
>anon's letter: master ruseman dot jpg
>yahweh: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAGE!

Who's really getting trolled here? I think /tg/ is trolling yahweh, not the other way around.

>>22213680
>HURR DURR, EVERYONE HAS BEEN LINKED OT THE POST SO I DON'T NEED TO LINK IT HERE

That's a nice adhominem you fucking retard. Too bad that doesn't work with me. Either post your source or your talking out your ass. I'll just be over here with my CONFIRMED PROOF for all my claims, watching you sling shit in "casual babby retard-tier land". '

>>22213673

Jurgen wasn't their, and amberly was doing some other shit. Regardless, he moved as fucking fast oas a genestealer lord, or it moved pathetically slow. Both aren't modern canon lore,.

The Khornate beserker did not crash from orbit. He came with the dropship that deployed the previous kornate mortal warriors. He didn't come from orbit, he was perfectly fresh. And cain somehow parried his attacks in the same speed without having his arm ripped off. Also, during the fight Cain is spouting nonsense at the beserker, so he can move as fast as space marines while talking. Nice marty sueness.

Space marines fight ork warlords and die, yet cain can somehow parry his attacks like it's a normal human hit and then continue that until jurgen gets a shot off? Okay that makes sense.
'
>>22213672

You're talking about rogue trader days? Well those days sare gone, faggot, and modern fluff is the greatest fluff to be concieved. You can't comprehend that? Then you're jewish swine. Get. Off. My. Board.

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man what the fuck is going on

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>>22213710
>and my four Horus Heresy Armies

Pic related.

>No, actually, you heresyfags are okay, I just give you shit because I started 40k before all that and liked it better before, but I'm sure you guys all see something worthwhile in the heresy as a setting and that's just as valid as my beloved dark millennium classic-flavored 40k

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>>22213725
>>22213702
and my mouse

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>>22213702
A bloody namefag? I won't have 'em in this fellowship. If we let them in might as well just walk into /b/ now and spare us the trouble!

>>22213702

I'd join in, but I have no idea how we'd acheve this. Still, you have mah axe.

>>22213650
No, he's a tedious manchild who for some reason tries to turn /tg/ into /v/. Which is weird since fatguys have always been pretty mellow - we're the most furry-friendly board for instance.
You can safely filter him since it's obvious at this point that he's (it's always a he, isn't it) never going to say anything witty or insightful. Stop showing attention and he'll wither away.

>>22213698
>exile from /x/

Fuck I knew his name sounded familiar.

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>>22213702
And my Kobolds!

>>22213731
>Posts a highly biased greentext that has aboslutely nothing to do with this argument, nor did I ever use 75% of the words in that "summary" of this thread

You forgot the part when I post sources for my claims, and generally prove you wrong and make you eat shit. Nice attempt at greentexting, jew. You're fucking pathetic sub-human.

>>22213698

I posted on /x/ once, nigger. Get your shit straight. I'm virtually unknown their.

>>22213694
Mostly due to some Soviet-era test ban treaties that haven't expired yet. After the Aнальныеболи experimental reactor suffered a containment breach back in the sixties, raining down charred rectum fragments over half of the Urals and costing thousands of lives, development of colondiscomfort power has been extraordinarily difficult to fund research in. Still, there is some hope the European IATER reactor may be able to make progress, and the Large Ass Collider out in Geneva has made promising discoveries in the field of high-pained buttdynamics.

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>>22213731
here is another bad trollface if you want

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>>22213748
>>22213702
>I never thought I'd fight side-by-side with a tripfag

how about side-by-side with a namefriend?

>... Aye. I could do that

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>>22213731

>>22213764
but your sources are no fun on a fun related subject. They dont count on this board.

>>22213741

I'm a Kiwi, by buying only Forgeworld I'm saving money, if you would believe it. Still, I've spent over $2000 so far, and that's only for the 300 mk IV Marines I need.

And 30k will never beat 40k, in 40k you can make your own thing, in 30k the setting is more rigidly defined.

But Primarchs...

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>>22213702
red leader standing by

>>22213764
>jew
>sub-human
>nigger
Oooooh. I get it now, you must be from /pol/. It's four(4) boards to the left of us.

>>22213764
unknown their what?

>>22213748
If we do not come together our way of life shall surely die! This is for our board!

>>22213762
>>22213749
>>22213743
>>22213725
Tripsfags, Namefags, Drawfags, and Anons. Sometimes we have been separated, sometimes we even hate one another. This is not that day, this is a day we look towards tomorrow. For once our differences do not matter, we are all citizens of /tg/. What we do here is not for a single man, it is for the board.

For the board!

>>22213754

Except why did I prove you faggots wrong multiple times? "At what point does proving claims through sourcing direct codex material" not consitute as insightful? Just stop shitposting, jew.

>>22213765

That post has NOTHING to do with anything /tg/ related, or the OP's original topic. Why are you shitposting?

>>22213762

Off-topic "so fhunny" jewish shitpost.

>>22213749
>>22213743
>>22213725

Quality shitposting right here. Has NOTHING to do with OP's original topic, nor anything /tg/ related. It's you faggots sucking dick as you try to have a little circlejerk. Take this shit to /b/, faggots.

>>22213702
...says the namefag. You're not the OP, you're not storytieming, you're not creating OC. What possible reason you could have to have a name?

>>22213781

why the fuck do you have 300 legionary marines.

i mean i have about that many regular gw marines but fuck man, that many forgeworld dudes is excessive

so what did you guys get for christmas? I didnt get anything wargaming related, but I got a bunch of pretty cool graphic novels.

>>22213792

>>22213794
Namefags on /tg/ are treated a bit more laxly. As long as they're not actively being fucktards, they're considered to be OK.

>>22213764
>anons: shut up fag.

>>22213792
>whining about off-topic posts on /tg/
Wow. I really never thought I'd have to say this, but lurk moar.

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>>22213732
>That's a nice adhominem you fucking retard.

If you're going to use these pseudo-intellectual high school debate club latin jargon words, you better at least know what they mean. An ad hominem is an attack directed at the speaker instead of at his argument, implying that a weak speaker's argument must be weak without addressing the argument itself at all, like this example:

>Using words like "ad hominem" just proves what a desparate dumbass you are, misusing them doubly so. I know evoking a tone of rationality and enlightenment is the aim, but you're failing abysmally and instead I'm convinced that you're borderline illiterate.

"This is common knowledge" is surely some other logical fallacy but nobody gives a single shit because not only is it actual, bona-fide common knowledge, but this is 4chan, not debate club, not a "civilized" forum, this is the back end of the internet and, again in case you missed it, nobody gives a single shit.

>I own this board.
No, you don't. I'm sure /pol/ or /x/ or /int/ or /sp/ or /k/ or whatever retard board you hail from taught you that entering with assertions will mark you out as an "alpha male" and cause all of us "beta males" to bow to you, but no, you don't own shit. Nobody owns shit here except for gratitude they earn.

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>>22213789
FOR THE BOARD!

>>22213779
>no fun

I don 't care what you think is "fun" nigger, the fact is I PROVED YOU WRONG. When the fuck is "HURR LETS HAVE A CURCLEJURK DAT IZ FUN" become what passes for /tg/? It doesn't, nigger. Your homosexual dicksucking has nothing to do with traditional games, while I, have posted about tradtional games this entire time.

>>22213787

Except i'm currently discussing, or was discussing, /tg/ related topics, thus their is no reason to go to /pol/. Why are you off-topic shitposting again? You're not posting anything about traditional games, nor are you replying to OP's thread topic.

>>22213794
I have storytimed; I have OC'd. I have payed my dues to this board to the best of my abilities, but... it is not enough. I am a single name is a sea, a single ragging faggot against the storm. Anon, will you not join us... will you not come with us towards tomorrow?

>>22213822
Alright, you're becoming at least slightly faggy now.

>>22213800

I'm doing 4 armies, the Sons of Horus, Death Guard, Emperor's Children and World Eaters. Each army is 2,500 Points. Each squad is at full strength (20 Marines). For the Heresy, you have to go big.

Also as I'm the only one collecting it, I need multiple armies to lend to opponents. It's a lonely life, refighting the Heresy...

>>22213821
shut up fag.

Its important to be fun in order to be right on tg

>>22213821
>niggerniggernigger
>complaining about off-topic posts again
Man, you are just making my day.

>>22213801

Start a new thread. WHy the FUCK would you make an offtopic post that has nothing to do with OP's original Topic you stupid nigger, nor is it /tg/ related. Go fuck off nig-nog.

>>22213812
>Doesn't even reply to teh /tg/ related things in my post, such as him requiring sources for his claims, and instead starts to nitpick about the usage of adhominem

Before you shitpost any further, whree are those sources about about ABD and alan merritt?

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>>22213804

It can get annoying if they're using the name for no reason. But that's just me being autistic.

>>22213822

Man, I swear to god I've got de ja vu or something going on, because I remember hearing the exact same thing from somebody else, years ago.

Abandoning /tg/ isn't going to make it better. We have to be better anons.

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>>22213821
going off-topic is /tg/ related.

If you are going to stay here at least learn somthing about the place you are shitting up with your less and less amusing attempts at trolling.

You only got replies because it has been so long since /tg/ has had a troll people around these parts have to takes some time to remember they exist.

>>22213829
Oof. Jesus.
On the bright side, every scrap of money given to Forgeworld is a scrap of money promoting a better future for 40k. They're the ones writing good shit these days.

>>22213834
Well, I also got a bunch of clothes, nothing exciting. How bout you guys?

>>22213831

No it's not nigger. That's what you think sub-human. /tg/ is TRADITIONAL GAMES not

>HURR I DINK DIZ OFF TOPIUC SHIT POSTING IZ FUN I DUNT LIEK TRADTIUONAL GAEMS DEY NOT FUN


Stop shitposting your garbage. No one cares what you think is fun. I don't come here for "faggot-anon's idea of fun shitposting" I come for "TRADITIONAL GAMES" and everythigng related to it.

>>22213832
>Posts nothing about traditional games or OP's orginal thread topic

Nice shitposting, please leave.

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>yahweh: JEW JEW JEW THEIR THEIR THEIR
>anons: Shut up fag.
>yahweh: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THEIR THEIR THEIR
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: NIGGER NIGGER JEW NIGGER JEW THEIR THEIR THEIR
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: NIGGER JEW NIGGER JEW JIGGER NEW JIGGER NEW THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER... hey wait a minute
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: somethings jewy here... I'll look over their and see...
>anon's image-post: TRICKED AGAIN exclamation point dot jpg
>yahweh: YEEEEARRRRRRRRRG! GOD DAMN JEWISH NIGGERS OVER THEIR!

>using a JEWISH GOD's name for your namefaggeries
>calling other people jews
>using 'their' instead of 'there' repeatedly

>anons: shut up fag.

>>22213843
I got a chair that can acually breathe. Very helpfull since I live in a tropical climate without air conditioning.

>>22213834
>Before you shitpost any further, whree are those sources about about ABD and alan merritt?

The Bolter and Chainsword, Warseer, /tg/ and ADB's own blog, for things ADB has posted.

The Merritt post was IIRC on the old Black Library forums originally, if you remember those, and widely quoted on just about every 40k forum ever.

Jump on a dickpile, you made me spill the beans on the big secret.

>>22213848
read your post again. anything tg related in it?

what did you get for christmas?

>>22213834

>making offtopic posts that are not /tg/ related

>implying a single person (without administrative abilities) can decide what is and isn't /tg/ related

>Knowing nothing about /tg/

nobody loves you, go home and cry gravy tears

>>22213841
>going off topic is related to traditional games
>NOT TALKING ABOUT TRADITIONAL GAMES IS RELATED TO TRADITIONAL GAMES

holy fuck you're retarded.

This isn't random you stupid nigger. Go to /b/ if you want to post about whatever you want. On /tg/ we post about TRADITIONAL GAMES you stupid nigger. I dont' care what some circlejerk shit-post filled thread you screencapped, nothing in the faq says shitposting off-topic garbage is acceptable on /tg/.

>>22213852
how does a chair breathe? How does that work? im interested

>>22213860
>On /tg/ we post about TRADTIONAL GAMES

youmustbenewhere.jpg

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>>22213848
>tripfag
>whining about shitposting and being off-topic
Ahaha, holy shit

This is some seriously Pavlovian shit. It's like every time I hit f5, I get enjoyment
I'm sorry everyone, I couldn't stop responding to the troll even if I tried

>>22213843

Christmas hasn't really "happened' for my family yet: that's tomorrow. But I'm with my dad, who's a jew: we're inviting some friends to have dinner with us, b/c they don't want to be with their families.

>>22213853
>gives names of forums and blogs, but no direct links that prove his claim

Your point is wrong. You haven't proved shit. SAYING "HURR EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT IT IZ EVERYWHERE GO LUUK IT UP" doesn't mean it exists and that your claim is sourced. I mean did you even graduate high school? Who doesn't know how to debate on a fucking third grade level?

>>22213864
I think it just means that there's decent air circulation, so as not to build up butt stank.

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>>22213860
>we

>>22213869
do you get Hanuka stuff too? Or do only children get those?

I really dont know a lot about jewish tradition

>>22213842

True. And the Heresy line finally gave us the first real (non-fan) Rules for the Adeptus Mechanicus, with more on the way. Skittari forces, Dark Mechanicum and Warlord Titans here we come!

>>22213870
You've provided pages and paragraphs, but you haven't actually mailed me a copy of the Lizardmen army book. I'm too lazy a shit to look at the one I already own, so I guess your citations don't mean shit.

Pro tip: there isn't actually a magical law that defines how to cite a source. On 4chan, 'look it up you lazy fuck' is usually on the kind end of what you should expect.

>>22213860
>on /tg/ we post about TRADITIONAL GAMES

Just checking, but... how long have you been here? Have you looked through the archive? Like, at all?

/tg/ involves
>thri-kreen erotica
>furries
>random setting homebrew
>dwarf fortress
>Bard Dads
>freeform roleplay threads
>And also traditional games, maybe, if /tg/ is feeling particularly on-topic that day.

>>22213860
>anons: shut up fag.

>>22213860
You're using Jew and Nigger as Insults.
You don't know about what it means when /tg/ activly takes a thread off-topic
You think that the Games Workshop offical stuff is the superior 40k canon
Yet you imply you are a /tg/ veteren.

Your newness could not be more obvious. Go now, and troll no more.

>>22213851
>makes anothe off-topic shitpost greentext that doesn't summarize anything accurately

One day you might make a witty response to me, but today is not that day.

>>22213867

Sorry, faggot, but no one cares what you and your circlejerking boyfriends do. On /tg/ you post about traditional games you sub-human. Go read the FAQ sometime.

>>22213894
>furries
MOONSTERGIRL. LOVERS.
I insist on correct terminology.

>>22213898
this post right here. It has nothing related to traditional games in it, just complaining.
I think Spess marinez r gud.

>>22213894

/tg/: Anything goes. We don't even need the other boards.

>>22213894
Anon. you dun goofed. I demand that you recind your mistake

Monstergirls. Not furries. It is an important distinction.
Both are heresy. But only one of them is the good kind of heresy.

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>>22213898
Holy shit, I'm actually crying tears of laughter right now

Have you even lurked /tg/ longer than five minutes?
/tg/ doesn't have moderators, and its community ignores whatever rules they object to.

>>22213898
>Off-topic
Maybe you haven't realized that in this thread we're now engaging in the highly traditional game of publicly ridiculing assholes who tramp into our community and take shits on the sidewalk.

>>22213921
Monstergirls or furries, my boner can't tell the difference.

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>>22213890

The difference is if you had a book you could look up the direct page I cited and see it is word, for word accurate. Here you go faggot, i'll evne post the picture for you sub-human nigger.

What i'm doing is far different than what your'e doing. You're just saying "hurrr durr it exuists cuz i sayz so now go look for it" while I give you THE DIRECT PASSAGE AND PAGE FROM THE BOOK that anyone with the book can look up. Now shut the fuck up you stupid nigger.

>>22213897
You haven't proven that it isn't nigger. 40k codex canon is the offical canon source, and only a 'tard thinks otherwise.

>>22213898
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: YET ANOTHER SHITPOST! STOP SHITPOSTING YOU SHITPOSTERS!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: GOD DAMNIT STOP THAT SHIT!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: ONE DAY U WILL WITTILY OUTWIT ME, BUT NOT TODAY!
>anons: Shut up fag.
>yahweh: What the fuck is with you and that shit?! ARRRRRG JEW JEW JEW JEW NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR!
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: Alright wait a minute somethings funny here.
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: (retarded I'm so mad every word is spelled wrong retort)
>anons: shut up fag.
>yahweh: what's this? A record player?!
>anon's image post: OUTWITTED AGAIN exclamation point dot gif
>yahweh: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>anons: shut up fag.

>>22213884

Hanukkah, hun, and it varies. My dad's family isn't very close: when it comes down to it, my dad and I are pretty tight. So we get each other little things.

It's nice to talk to people about it though: Hanukkah was about two weeks ago.

I still celebrate Christmas with my mom and my sisters, but she called me a failure a few days ago so I'm a bit butthurt.

>>22213925
Mine neither, which is why I keep a carefully cross-referenced checklist on my person at all times to determine if any given pic or fictional character goes above the 20% line, so I know when it's okay to start fapping.

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>>22213913

>>22213931
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of being too lazy to open your image. Guess your source isn't real at all. Like my obligation to spoon-feed you what is, I say again, very common knowledge.

>>22213922

That doesn't mean you're not an off-topic shit-poster.

>>22213924
>our community

As if I care what you faggots call yourselves. You're wrong and I've proven you wrong and you faggots don't even have the decency to CONCEEED like intelilgent human beings. You're the lowest tier imaginable. Nigger.

>>22213925
>>22213939
well, i mostly like Mithra stuff (esp. Kedama - catgirl + reasonably musclegirl? Yes.)

>>22213950
Yes yes, you're right. Can you go home now? I'm sure you can find a board where "nigger" is an insult.

Please for the love of the gods of dice gaming and the soul of gary gygax tell me that I'm not the only one who's in stitches over the whole 'shut up fag' thing thats driving yahweh mad with rage?

>>22213931
could you at least stop saying nigger all the time? jesus, shut up, fag.

>>22213961
It's not just you. Why do you think this thread's still going? He's long since passed the point of sincerity and is simply generating lulz.

>CTRL + F salamander - 0 results

You all sicken me.

>>22213950
Once again:
>tripfag and small-time troll
>calling someone an offtopic shit-poster
>and then he calls someone a nigger again
It's like Christmas came early!

>>22213955

... That sounds delicious right now.

>>22213948
>HURRRR DURRRR IZ AINT GUNNA LUUK AT UR PRUUF DAT MEANZ IT AINT REAL
>Too lazy to open up a thumbnail

Are you a nigger? What kind of fat sub-human can't even open a thumbnail? Are you really serious? Roman, is this you? You fat jewish it makes sense you can't open up a fucking thumbnail you sub-human swine.

Holy shit you have reached maximum retardation. I don't think youc an get any more retarded. Please don't prove me wrong. Welp, you've proven yourself to be the most retarded 'tard on all of 4chan, you should be proud.

>>22213950
I conceed that even though you are a troll you are completely correct in that you are keeping to Games Workshop's version of the 40k canon.

Can you please leave now so I can go back to enjoying /tg/'s version far more?

No you won't because you are a troll.

>>22213860
>we
>>22213950
>you faggots

>>22213972
>doesn't even realize that the entire point was that he was mocking you

Oh my god, I am literally laughing out loud. I'm going to wake up my roommate laughing.

>>22213972
shut....

Wait, are you guys still arguing with him? I thought we agreed to do that whole "brighter tomorrow" thing.

>>22213972
>implying that jewish is an insult
>implying that nigger is one either

>>22213981
up....

>>22213969

Salamanders will get their rules next year with Massacre. I for one look forward to getting a Vulkan model.

How many of you will get your chapter/legion's Primarch? Even if only for a display piece?

>>22213975
I think we might be making progress.

Unless it is a cunning ruse designed to keep us here longer. If that is the case it only further proves how new he is. Once a thread gets this off-topic it doesn't die intill the post limit is reached.

>>22213982 See: >>22213868
We're not arguing with him, we're laughing at him.

>>22213982
We're not arguing anymore.
This is something more like taunting one of those caged zoo animals. It's hilarious! You poke it or throw a crust of bread at it, and it starts freaking out!

Jesus this thread makes me realize how much I love you, /tg/.

Merry Christmas. Merry. Fucking. Christmas. I adore you all, may you all have a wonderful holiday season.

>>22213982
It has moved beyond arument and into riddicule and off-topic hillarity. Nothing to see here. Reclaiming the glory-days and all that.

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>>22213972
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>22213972
>yahweh: ALRIGHT CHRUMBUS PRES-PRES TIME!
>yahweh: I wonder what I'll get. It's certainly better than whatever those fags at /tg/ are getting. Because I'm a super ultra duper special snowflake that could never EVER be wrong about ANYthing.
>yahweh: I wonder what this card is?
>le open le card
>card: Shut up fag.
>yahweh:ARRRRRGHURRFLEDURRRFULNURRFLEMADRAGEASSPAINFUCKSHITCOCKCUNTCOKEPISSINMYEAR!

>>22213958

It's always an insult. I just feel like proving you stupid faggots wrong, and I did, multiple times today. It feels really good. Especially when you start shitposting. That means you're anal-devestated.

>>22213969

Those books are garbage. I read the first one, and I like them fighting hoardes of orks, but the space marines died WAY to easily. I also hated how they fucking white knighted liked faggots when the marines maleviolent took some gear from the ghost ship. The Marines Maleviolent should have fucked those pussies up. I read the second one, but holy fuck it was bad. So the dark eldar(not 5th edition dark eldar) get together all the baddies who hate the salamanders, and guess what the fucking marines maleviolent leader is there. What the fuck? And a space marine squad gets trapped in cormorragh then getting killed in painfully weak ways. I hated how the rest of the "company" goes to rescue them. I liked the dakir stuff, he was pretty badass as a librarian, but the rest was shit.

>>22213987
fag

>>22213999
>not using the superior space-marine one
YOU HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH, BATTLE-BROTHER!

wow. This thread was starting to make me feel bad. But you rallied supurbly /tg/.

I am proud.

>>22214005
nobody cares what YOU think about the books.

havent read em, are they any good, /tg/?

>>22213999

10/10, only because you got trips and the copy-pasta was unexpected.

>>22213988

He is talking about the novel you stupid nigger.

>>22213986
>implying they are not

>>22214005

The retard train just doesn't stop with you, does it?

Why don't you just crawl back into whatever fetid hole you came out of and leave the Who's in Whoville, you dirty old Grinch.

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OP here, looks like this thread has been derailed by some mad faggot. Thanks to those that actually helped me out. Merry Christmas and good night!

>>22214025
>implying that's not exactly what I was implying

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Okay, okay!

People, people, people!

You're all talking with this Yahweh fella, ye? You think you can't really understand or find him likable, ye?

This is what you should do. Just trust me, ye.

1. Go to settings
2. Press on the "Filters&Highlights" option under Advanced
3. Press on edit an pic related should pop-up
4. Copy Yahweh part to remedy this particular threads madness.
5. Remember that it's case sensitive and you need to check the "hide" box for this to work.

Happy Yule, everyone!

>>22214032
OP, wait. Stay and help us laugh at him.

>>22214030
Woah, woah, calm down. You're actually getting butthurt from the troll.

>>22214025
shut up fag

>>22214020
>HURR DURR I DUNT CAEUR WUT U THINK ABUT DA BUUKS

That's nice, faggot, but what makes you think it's okay to shitpost? What makes you think I was referring to YOU when I made that post, and not, you know, the fucker I replied too?

>>22214025
I am going to say this in all caps so that the small letters don't confuse you.

THIS IS NOT /pol/ OR /b/ OR /v/ NIGGER AND JEW ARE NOT INSULTS HERE.

TRIPFAG PLS GO.

>>22214037

I already did that. But it's like tapping the sides of a fishbowl to freak the fish out, I just can't stop.

I really need to filter Vroom though.

>>22213992
>>22213993
>>22213997
Ah I see, carry on then. It's odd though, he seems to feed on it. Kind of like a leech, except for stupidity and fecal matter.

>>22214037
you should make a whole new thread with this to get maximum exposure

>>22214025
>anon the DJ: Alright here at /tg/ radio we have a special song dedication going out to yahwehhhhh~!
>yahweh: THEY LOVE ME! THEY REALLY REALLY LOVE ME! OH TG! SO ROMANTIC!
>DJ anon: ALRIGHT THEN, heres' Anon and the furious asses with 'shut up fag'!
>yahweh: le-tear-face dot jpg

>>22214049
>what makes you think it's okay to shitpost
The same could be asked of you, tripfag.

Let us all remember, after all, that tonight

The Jewlord of Jews was born.

>>22214049
Nobody cares about those questions you asked there

>>22214020
Havn't read them personally but I do like the Salamnaders as a chapter so I will ahve to check them out.

>>22214015
I know. I've even written other original variations before, but I didn't feel like wasting effort for the same effect.

>>22214032

You mean to say "mad faggots". It's atleast 2 people, even though their is some serious samefagging in this thread.

>>22214078
I think you misunderstand. The Mad Faggot the OP is referring to is you.

>>22214078
shut it

>>22214078
>doesn't realize that OP is referring to him
I can't even tell if you did that intentionally or not, but I don't care. It warms my heart either way.

>>22214060
He actually thinks we're mad, and so he's extracting lulz from the process too. It's like an overunity wheel of hilarity! Yaweh chuckles at his perception of our being asspained, we chuckle at his incompetence.

>>22214078
I only count 1. Some cunt who I really hope is a troll. He is the one using a trip. Can you please point out the other one?

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>on-topic: /tg/

>>22214103
he doesnt think that. there is no indication that we're mad

>>22214064

Except I do not.

>>22214070

1) You are not everyone 2) That doesn't change the fact you shitpost constsantly.

>>22214058

This is /tg/, which means TRADITIONAL GAMES, not /FC/, which means FAGGOT CIRCLEJERKS. I don't care what you and your lovers do, stop shitting up this board with your shitposts. Post on topic, all the time, or don't post at all.

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>>22214078
Why are you so mad? Could it be that you've been tricked over and over again by....


....THE MASTER RUSEMAN?!

>Dun-dun-DUNNNNNN~

>>22214105

Referk? He is actually "alright". No, I'm refering to the posters who were proven wrong multiple times but not only didn't conceed the point, but started shitposting violently.

>>22214116
Hey, hey fucktard! Do me next I want to be the target of that torrent of shit flying out of your mouth. Seems like fun and so far all you've done is ignore me. Come on, I know you want to after I ended up screwing you over in that one Nation Thread.

>>22214116
isnt making a post JUST to talk about shitposting shitposting?
GW models are overpriced