Thread Title Description Tags Added Score August 2011 16115726 Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid Edition A friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think
40k , nids , tyranids , propaganda , truth , guardsmen , guardsman , imperium , humor , teaching , lessons , informative , IG , Imperial Guard , Imperial Guardsmen 2011-08-30 5 December 2011 17073735 Heretical Love Maximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically. Thread 2 - Eldar Collective Game , guardsmen , xenos , writefagging , Heretical Love 2011-12-01 39 January 2012 17586782 Space Wolves are Assholes Story is written about Space Wolves being assholes, /tg/ takes it upon themselves to write the other perspectives story , storytime , writing , funny , space wolves , space marines , guardsmen , whores 2012-01-18 10 August 2014 33983008 The Guardsmens last gambit Outnumbered guardsmen undertake a daring plan to try and stop the Ork hordes. Things don't go as aplanned. Orks , chaos , Guardsmen , space wolves , clusterfuck , fucking recruitment trap 2014-08-08 3 34095013 All Guardsmen Party Storytime Holy shit this campaign Storytime , Dark Heresy , Guardsmens , Story 2014-08-13 200 34333783 The Case of the Missing Psykers The All-Guardsman Party Returns! A PC is lost, and duct tape is used! All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2014-08-23 152 September 2014 34660239 The All Guardsmen Party and The Box The All Guardsmen Party goes off with their new interrogator to investigate a regiment's new weapons. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Story , Shoggy , The Box , Only War , Guardsmen 2014-09-06 275 34985468 The All Guardsmen Party and Nubby's Girlfriend The All Guardsmen Party gets a smokin hot Interrogator and goes to purge some genestealers. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Nubby , Girlfriend , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2014-09-20 156 October 2014 35461504 The All Guardsmen Party Purge Some Heretics The All Guardsmen Party checks out why a wasteland world hasn't been praising the Emprah. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Crisp , Fallout , Heretic , Heretics , Purge , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2014-10-12 144 November 2014 35923989 The All Guardsmen Party Buys a Ship The All Guardsmen Party goes to help purchase a used starship. Nothing could possibly go wrong. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Buy , Ship , Occurrence , Border , Nubby , Warp , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2014-11-03 177 36338781 The All Guardsmen Party Teaches School The All Guardsmen Party goes to train some fresh recruits how be proper Inquisitorial Goons. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Cutter , School , Teach , Train , Necron , Necrons , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2014-11-23 176 January 2015 37339037 The All Guardsmen Party and the Super Spy The All Guardsmen Party teams up with an Interplanetary man of mystery to investigate corruption in the Imperial Guard. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Tink , Deserter , Bane , Fumbles , Necrons , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-01-13 175 February 2015 38181397 The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater Good The All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Tink , Deserter , Bane , Fumbles , Tau , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Greater , Good 2015-02-20 172 April 2015 39165875 The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P1 The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Aimy , Drone , Mechanicus , Tech-priest , Xenotech , Heretek , Eldar , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-04-06 135 39185203 The All Guardsmen Party and the Xenotech Heresy P2 The All Guardsmen Party investigates a string planet-wide disappearances. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Aimy , Drone , Mechanicus , Tech-priest , Xenotech , Heretek , Eldar , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-04-07 141 May 2015 39758713 Guardsman Universe What started as a "Excuse me,..." thread derailed with INFINITE GUARDSMEN. Many lulz were had 40k , derailment , guardsmen 2015-05-07 46 June 2015 40548119 Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ - The Crusade Continues >Our... adept Guardsmen prepare for an attack on a Chaos bakery
>The Vostroyan Liaison Officer wants to find the man who stole his sweetheart's picture
>The Commissar just gave up
>There's some Tallarns around here somewhere doing Emperor knows what
A demonic dough monster rises and a lone guardsman makes a brave sacrifice Guardsman Sergeant Joe , Guardsman Lieutenant Joe , Bakers Legion , WarChef Boyzrdees , Guardswoman Kal Teest , Vostroyan Regiment Liaison Alexandr , Tallarn Roughrider Lieutenant Aaliyah , Chimera Sacrifice , Valhalla all shiny and crome , Warhammer 40000 , Guardsmen quest , Penal Regiment Designation: /tg/ 2015-06-12 12 40747009 The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts Working alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore!
It's episode 12. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Drone , Mechanicus , Tech-priest , Xenotech , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Sarge , Twitch , Nubby , Doc , Tink , Aimy , Interrogator Greg Sargent 2015-06-22 169 August 2015 41994183 The 'Skippy's List' for the Imperial Guard Possibly the definitive version of the hilarious implied antics of bored soldiers in WH40k flavour. An Excellent read. Warhammer 40K , Imperial Guard , Guard , Writefaggotry , IG , Guardsmen , Commissar , Epic 2015-08-21 42 42204030 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Dewarp A short look into how much of a bitch it is to transport a live Zoanthrope across the galaxy. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Mechanicus , Tech-priest , Zoanthrope , Dewarp , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-08-31 114 October 2015 43288004 The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1 The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Zoanthrope , Tyranid , Delivery , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-10-26 161 December 2015 43990923 The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Zoanthrope , Tyranid , Delivery , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-12-05 109 44027113 The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The Sequel The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Zoanthrope , Tyranid , Delivery , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2015-12-07 124 March 2016 45851515 Hua Yuan: Mandatory Fun Edition We fluff out the regular line infantry, the armored regiments, and many more! Hua Yuan,Hua,Yuan,40k,Warhammer,Imperium,Imperial Guard,Guard,Guardsmen 2016-03-11 1 April 2016 46575971 The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Zoanthrope , Tyranid , Delivery , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2016-04-10 124 46600041 The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5 The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Demonthrope , Tyranid , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2016-04-11 100 46864402 The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2 The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Demonthrope , Zoanthrope , Tyranid , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman 2016-04-24 106 October 2016 50033219 The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition, 2016-10-31 100 December 2016 50535024 The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 Redux The party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition, 2016-12-05 108 February 2017 1121806 Guardsmen Quest Guardsmen quest, OP is a lazy fag but it's worth it Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-02-05 3 1124998 Guardsman Quest #2: of Nids and Birds OP is STILL a shit eating lazy faggot. Writes good, doesn't do anything else with his life. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-02-05 1 1126922 Guardsman Quest: A heresy a day..... Players find Chaos shit and immediately touch it all over, much like OP does to his Mom when his Mom passes out drunk Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-02-05 1 March 2017 1200269 Guardsman quest #5 To walk in another person's shoes OP and friends decide to be a girl, it will be a long time before they are not a girl. also op is still lazy Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-03-06 2 1234721 Guardsman Quest #6: mutants and cultists, what could go wrong? continuing being a girl, we get several people killed. also turns out that old "friend" was a daemon. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-03-11 1 1251827 Guardsmen quest #7: and then there was fire well, daemon two down and also answers for why it was so easy. also finally Ordo Hereticus has arrived, they like fire. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-03-19 1 April 2017 1285539 Guardsman Quest #8: One should not tempt fate Guardsman remains a girl, also new recruits to the party loli psyker and complete psychopath. also kinda now stranded on a eldar craftworld. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-04-01 0 1346148 Guardsman quest #9: Only way out is in Recruitment: two Xenos scum, also we are still kinda stuck as a girl Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-04-18 1 1378898 Guardsman Quest #10 you have 169 problems well the hidden masters decide to play puppet master and bullshit with you, also you are the inquisitor now Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-04-30 1 May 2017 1414351 Guardsman Quest #11: Back to the grimdark welp traveling though the warp and such, also first attempt with diplomacy with a rogue trader ended baddly Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-05-11 1 1445840 Guardsman Quest #12: Orks, why did it have to be Orks kill one cult and more appear, we are going to be busy for a while Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-05-23 1 June 2017 1487651 Guardsman quest #13: a apple a day keeps Nurgle away First we are the hunter, now we kicked a hornet's nest and zombies are attacking. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-06-02 1 1524985 Guardsman Quest #14: Cruel fates, shattered hopes shit happened, like really bad shit happened. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-06-11 1 1561285 Guardsman Quest #15: Of Orks and Men Good news and bad news. Good news is we are not probably the best chance for big E to return. Bad news we probably will die because of it. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-06-21 1 July 2017 1602587 Guardsman quest #16: old friends, new enemies welp we found out that loli psyker can swear, also we found out that we may have a traitor in our ranks. Loli psyker is also kinda powerful. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-07-07 1 1644088 Guardsman Quest #17: When the inquisitor comes to play Welp seems we have reached our next target planet and got a royal welcome also we suspect betrayal from one of our inner circle. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-07-20 1 54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2 The All Guardsmen Party Returns! All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2017-07-29 79 54594909 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3 The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2017-07-30 81 August 2017 1720815 Guardsman Quest #18: Disaster and profit (continued) Well we fought a demon and then got dragged into a game with Tzeentch, mistakes were made. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-08-13 1 1773032 Guardsman Quest #19: End of a small game, start of the grand game. we beat the god in a children's card game, sure we cheated but what are rules anyways? also Markal and Thera are back. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-08-25 1 September 2017 1815710 Guardsman Quest #20: At last the pieces fall into place. We meet Markal and Valrisa again. Have some drinks, and get punched. Also we find out that it seems we have a big target on us now. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-09-09 1 1856121 Guardsman Quest #21: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. welp we learned from our eldar friend that we cannot in fact brush off the farseer who wants to see us, also Valrisa enjoys her chainswords Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-09-21 1 October 2017 1887312 Guardsman Quest #22: Flame for the heretics The fight with the cultists continues, because we cannot just kill them all in one go. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-10-02 1 1924149 Guardsman Quest #23: If you will it, so shall it be. Well we won and things happened, and some really bad things happened. Like the base we were at before has been taken by fucking heretics. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-10-12 1 November 2017 2000129 Guardsman Quest #23: the good the bad and the heretical breaking into a cultists and demon infested building was not a good decision, somehow we made a worse one. Guardsmen Quest , Soup , 40k 2017-11-04 1 February 2018 58159093 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 4 The return of the nightmare superiors. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-02-25 96 58177335 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 5 In which a lot of shit blows up. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-02-26 79 March 2018 58286435 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 6 Shit goes down with Bane, and Asshat lives up to his name. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-03-04 89 June 2018 60232637 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? Internment in and escape from the laundry-brig All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-06-10 81 July 2018 60621322 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? pt.2 Oak has a drink with the boys and the final mission is planned All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-07-02 81 November 2018 62972087 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.1 The Guardsmen get sentenced to a penal legion and Oak forgets that they are not, in fact, trained Inquisitorial infiltrators. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-11-12 84 May 2019 66179418 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.2 The infiltration attempts begin All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2019-05-12 71 July 2019 67512797 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.3 In which Tink and Twitch bring the dead back to life. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2019-07-29 66 June 2022 84882054 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.4 Everything goes sideways repeatedly. Again. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2022-06-12 88 October 2022 86390441 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Debrief Don't worry, everything's going Just As Planned. Or it WOULD BE IF YOU HADN'T- All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2022-10-16 65 November 2022 86597318 Hell on Koronus A penal legionnaire's tale 40k,warhammer,IG,writefaggotry,guardsmen 2022-11-04 6