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December 2015
44173628Skirmish Sketch SuperheroesThe Grinch threatens the festive spirit of New Metroville, but handily a handful of c-list superheroes were in the areaCollective Game, Skirmish, Sketch, Superheroes, Hero Builder, art?2015-12-15 5 
44269489Skirmish Sketch Superheroes II: Noodle IncidentThe vigilantes visit a noodleshop and finds it less than abandoned. Guns! Explosions! Collateral damage! ROBOTS! Skirmish, collective game, quest, art?, explosions, superheroes, skirmish sketch2015-12-20 5 
44391210[Skirmish] Sketch Superheroes III: Ground Control to...Opening to a strange underground mine, less explosions more gribbly terrorsSkirmish, collective game, quest, art?, explosions, superheroes, skirmish sketch2015-12-27 3 
44430030 [Skirmish] Sketch Superheroes IV: ICE DefenceDeeper we go into the alien invested mine! ICE proves more incompetent than ever.Skirmish, collective game, quest, art?, superheroes, skirmish sketch2015-12-30 2 
April 2016
46438969InfilINC Test III Operation Red MoonAfter the capturing of Agent Bees, Solstar moves on an old estate to get him back. Tanks! Guns! Hacking! Unfortunate drug overdoses!Collective game, skirmish, skirmish sketch quest, art?, Solstar Security2016-04-04 1 
46482970InfilINC Test IV: Desert DustupAfter two near-botched rescue missions, Solstar sends their agents on a simple milk run to find a truck. Everything soon goes wrong.Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-04-08 1 
46560213InfilINC V: Operation House ArrestAll Solstar has to do is babysit The Client. Every assassin around needs to kill him. The Client needs to pick a tie. Their goals collide.Collective game, skirmish, skirmish sketch quest, art?, Solstar Security2016-04-10 1 
46591227InfilINC VI: Property ValueIt turns out assassination wetwork squads give a bulk discount. Peopl die.Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-04-14 1 
46675737InfilINC VII: Ethics Oversight Pt. 1We begin a new mission searching for a missing person.Collective Game, Skirmish Quest, Skirmish Sketch Quest, Agent, Solstar Security, art?2016-04-20 1 
46743528InfilINC Ethics Oversight Pt IITeraline has been tracked to an inconspicious bar in the middle of nowhere. It's probably not going to be a trap.Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-04-22 1 
May 2016
46930685InfilINC Ethics Oversight 3It turns out the inconspicous bar in the middle of nowhere was a trap. Explosions, data, run-away AI and genetic tampering!Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-05-01 2 
47040781ExfilINC I: Jailhouse RockOur misfit band of ne'rdowells wake up in a prison cell, about to be harvested for organs. Things escalate.Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-05-06 1 
June 2016
47663147ExfilINC I: Jailhouse Rock p2Crashing a mid-riot prison facility, shots are fired and wardens are tackled.Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-06-08 1 
47837763Vanguard I: Old Farm Blues [Skirmish]A new skirmish game, most of us do nothing while Barnaby kills everything.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-06-20 5 
July 2016
48340789ExfilINC I: Parking Lot BluesThe hunt for a car leads to interrupting a mexican stand off.Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-07-20 2 
48535884Vanguard II: Neighbourhood WatchAfter the screw-up in Argetina, things are re-organized and Vanguard deploys to a perfectly normal suburban home. Owned by vampires.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-07-31 2 
August 2016
48569222Vanguard III: PartycrashersVanguard operatives infiltrate into a seemingly normal party. Hosted by an invoker.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-07 2 
48691803Vanguard IV: StakeoutHankering for some R&R, Vanguard goes spelunking in a perfectly normal cave system. It's full of 9 century old vampires.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-10 2 
48740386Vanguard V: WolfdenVanguard goes to Münich and enjoy the serene city. They visit perfectly normal noodle shop. It turns out to be full of gunmen and demons.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-14 2 
48903031Vanguard VI: MoonwolfThe annual company picnic looks to be cancelled because of a pending apocalypse. Vanguard travels to outer space to preserve the picnic. Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-23 2 
October 2016
49864582Vanguard VII: MoonwolfierStuck on the moon, lost in space, out of time. Will the picnic (and world) be saved?Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-10-21 2 
November 2016
736886SKETCHER : Waystation Wanderlust [Skirmsh]A ragtag band of wanderers find themselves at a waystation, a momentary solace.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-11-03 4 
769487InfilINC: TS Liren and The Pumpkin Processor [Skirmish]In the future on a busted, mothballed planet too out of place to be worth much to anyone but still too big to be conveniently forgotten Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?, 2016-11-04 3 
797868InfilINC: FreeRider ProblemWe play the beligerent opposition in a simulated live fire exercise, to stress-test the RIDERs in an as-close-to-real situation as we can Solstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?,2016-11-16 3 
December 2016
851515InfilNC: Stern Resolutin [Skirmish]bringing tactical display up resetting targetting perimeters testing validity ... operational testing fuzzy logic ... operationalSolstar Security, Solstar Company, Agent, collective game, skirmish sketch quest, art?,2016-12-01 2 
889046Vanguard VIII: Great Victoria Wasps Escaped the moon only to be stuck in an even worse place: Australia! Still no picnic.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-12-09 1 
916341Vanguard 9: Desert BeatVanguard goes to a Perfectly Normal Town. A little too normal.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-12-20 3 
January 2017
973811HEXCOM: Resuable AssetsA dusty desert town, some clones, and 4 missions that all go various shades of wrong.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-01-07 3 
1028790Hexcom: A Short, Victorious CampaignFort Valor has fallen to the invaders. While the legion marches deeper into the country, a small company tries to hold a smaller town.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch 2017-01-13 2 
1039357HEXCOM: Howart's CrossingAfter retreating from Imai, the company attempts to hold Howarth's Crossing. It goes fairly well, except for the fantatic assassins.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-01-26 3 
February 2017
1094805HEXCOM: Howart's Crossing P2The Pytherians are pretty good engineers. The Company is pretty good at getting stabbed.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-02-03 3 
1122183Hexcom III: Isvind Forest BumpThe company goes on an enjoyable forest stroll. Pointedly, nothing explodes. Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-02-16 3 
1164964HEXCOM: Isvind Forest Barricadin'The Company lives through the night, but now have to deal with the messy business of stopping a Pytherian advanceSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-02-26 3 
March 2017
1255681Hexcom: Forest StrollAfter a long time setting up, we hold the line (maybe)Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-03-25 5 
April 2017
1348324Breachers: Burnout [Skirmish]A collection of contractors embark on a simple mission to investigate a cult, and surprisingly light very litle on fireSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, Breachers, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-04-16 5 
1369122Breachers: Hotel Holiday [Skirmish]Hunting for Father Meloch, The Company visits a down-town hotel. They can check in any time they like, but. . . Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, breaches, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-04-29 5 
May 2017
1452083Breachers: Hotel Holiday [Skirmish]After capturing father Meloch,the teams accepts a job from MerkalinSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, breaches, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-05-24 5 
1482416SKETCHER: Shady SandsA ragtag group of wanderers assemble at a waystation and band together to put down a spitescorp infestation.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-05-31 8 
July 2017
1657098HexCOM - ReUsable Assets [Skirmish]The hot wind scours the skin out here. A small patrol responds to a emergency beacon for a weatherlogging station. And then, the bugs.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-07-30 5 
August 2017
1747988HexCom: Mission MeltdownEveryone is dead, Dave. Except the bugs.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, art?, Skirmish Sketch2017-08-17 5 
April 2018
2455298Hexpedition: Desert Rose [Skirmish]A waystation, eager traders, weatherworn travellers and a mysteriously missing garrison adds up to a sunbleached shootout.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2018-04-26 5 
May 2018
2563727Hexpedition: Ocean Bloom [Skirmish]Surviving the wreckage of the waystation, the Crew makes their way to the Expedition to restock, then set out again for wetter places.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2018-05-30 5 
July 2018
2681209Trenchers: Veiled Heart [Skirmish]After restructuring, the Trenchers are sent to Foltern to capture a Pytherian intelligence asset. skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-07-10 5 
2692108Trenchers: Buried Souls [Skirmish]After acquring Asset Tveilirisk, Command concocts a plan to send the Trenchers on a mission to win hearts for later use.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-07-10 5 
2706083Trencher: Masked Spirit [Skirmish]With the heart of the Archtheurge dug out from an old grave, the Trenchers prepare to leave Imai. An Pytherian battlegroup interrupts. skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-07-13 5 
2720467Trencher: Ravenpoint [Skirmish]The trenchers deploy to Far Sareth to breach a facility. They arrive to find it already breached by a black ops team. Then a Scholae arrivesskirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-07-15 5 
2731848Trenchers: Mission Improbable [Skirmish]After attacking Ravenpoint, a rookie was captured by Black Rebus agents. The trenchers go to get them back - and find more than a Rookieskirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-07-17 5 
2737768Trenchers: Cloaked Essence [Skirmish]While the trenchers were away, their prize from Ravenpoint got stolen. Time to get it back before the Pytherian main force reaches it.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-07-29 6 
August 2018
2761900Trenchers: Whispered Invective [Skirmish]Lieutenant General Aranski performs a heroic last stand against the advancing Pytherians. Will the trenchers manage to relieve him in time? skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-08-10 5 
2798238Trenchers: Unity Falls [Skirmish]The trenchers need to sneak into a cave complex and destroy the Unity Swarm control centre. If they fail, all is lost. No pressure.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2018-08-25 8 
December 2018
3050564Lanternlight [Skirmish]Trying to deal with an infestation of spritelings, the Lanterns find much larger prey.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight2018-12-03 11 
February 2019
3243429Hexpedition: The Pit [Skirmish]A band of lost sacrifices wake up in a pit, and soon encounter scavengers, salesmen and water with an aftertaste of eldritchSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-02-23 5 
3254459Hexpedition: The Greenspan [Skirmish]Having left the Pit, a small band of lost sacrifices find sunlight, a pile of corpses and people with spores for brainsSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-02-23 8 
March 2019
3289476Hexpedition: Legio ForlornA small lost band of sacrifices find memories, chemically questionable munitions and a monster the size of a small mountain.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-03-09 8 
3331577Hexpedition: Odd Hearts [Skirmish]A small band of sacrifices find a town, a fire, leftover gods and early signs of a ConspiracySkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-03-26 8 
April 2019
3384471Vanguard: Property InspectionRIPPER team comes out of the dark to find a missing dog, end up finding a lost citySkirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-04-19 5 
3418258Nightgaunts: Field Stroll [ Skirmish ]The Lanterns are sent to destroy a mountain Infestation and get more than they bargained for. (At least they have tea)Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight, Nightgaunts2019-04-21 7 
3403347Nightgaunts: Farm House [Skirmish]Sent to investigate an farm-house, the players end up surrounded by terror and trouble, meddling with forgotten gods and government agentsSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight, Nightgaunts2019-04-21 7 
May 2019
3452579Nightgaunts: Crackcrown [Skirmish]The Lanterns find a nice hut, some tea and a promise - then the hut blows up, the tea gets cold...Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight, Nightgaunts2019-05-07 7 
June 2019
3527120Hexpedition: Starlit Stationwho are you to be here, weatherworn and dusty? A traveller, a tinker, a tradesman, a troubador, a tourist or perhaps... trouble?Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-06-20 5 
3536277Hexpedition: Starfall GardensPushed by the rising winds and hungry hounds, the seekers investigate the old garden. The leaves rustle and the roots are hungry.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-06-20 5 
3540399Hexpedition: Starlit WaystationHounded by loss and lost, in retreat from the Garden, the seekers find a tradesman, a vast expanse and a cult with views on human sacrifice.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2019-06-20 5 
July 2019
3607782Trenchers: Unity CavesThe rest of The Tallspire Cave Complex remains. Patrols, wards, guards, embedded defensive positions. All hewn from rock with one purposeskirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-07-12 7 
3599683Trenchers: Unity FallsThrough the perimeter, just past that barricade. The Trenchers take a compound, fight a tank and find a fancy crystal skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-07-15 7 
3644620Trenchers: Broken CoresFrom the dark to the deeper caves, a hundred eyes stare outskirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-07-21 10 
August 2019
3680878Trenchers: Shattered Souls [Skirmish]What short of shadow does a planet cast? from the vast stellar void, the Nightgaunts come. Murder, treason, kidnapping and a surprise visit!skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-08-05 8 
3717261Trenchers: United Front [Skirmish]Closer to the facility, the Trenchers need to push through an artillery barrage - and then, diplomacy happensskirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-08-16 9 
3737868Trenchers: In Unity CladThe Engine awaits, through wards, guards, walls and the edge of it all. It ends as it began: With a betrayal.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-08-30 9 
September 2019
3783098Lanternlights: Ostroskon Manor [Skirmish]The Lanterns travel to an isolated mansion to liaise with a certain eccentric inventor, but soon discover that all is not what it seems.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight2019-09-16 10 
3776841Lanternlights: Forest Paths [Skirmish]Coming across a town overtaken by bandits, the Lanterns find more explosions and otherworldly manifestations than they expected.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight2019-09-16 7 
November 2019
3907167Vexcom: The Flow [ Skirmish ] This place is haunted by monsters. Someone has to do something. On the trail of a serial killer, monsters are found.Art?, skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, Skirmish Sketch2019-11-30 6 
February 2020
4041946Lanternlights: Quicksilver SkiesThe Lanterns arrive at a small hamlet, and leave 4 friends the poorer. But we do find old associates!Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight2020-02-12 6 
4072536Lanternlights: Seaside House [Skirmish]Heading to the big city, the Lanterns are waylaid by a gaggle of cultists, captives and crooks.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition, Lanternlight2020-02-18 6 
May 2020
4195796Sketcher: WindwornIs it always this warm out here? The sun bakes the sand and you with it...art? hexpedition, sketchers2020-05-07 5 
July 2020
4338579Vexcom: Slicer [ Skirmish ] Here's what the Red Market needs, fortune. The Slice Rats have been getting clever. Your job? Make 'em get broken.skirmish quest, Collective Game, HEXCOM, Trenchers, art?, Skirmish Sketch2020-07-06 5 
May 2021
4771098Blades: Quiet Waters [Skirmish]"Some things are worth dying for." Quality summaries are overrated. Cool non-descript sword go swish-swoosh.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2021-05-22 6 
June 2021
4805081Blades: Sea Storm [Skirmish]"Some things are worth dying for." Moths are cute but make for poor camouflage. Also, it turns out that crime does occasionally pay.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2021-06-14 5 
December 2021
5034999Thereafter Beneath Empyrean #1...Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, S_I_T_S_2021-12-07 4 
February 2023
5539794A Starscoured Serenade (Part 1)The heavens descend upon the city of Serenade. We follow four individuals slated for greater things as they contend with mystery and horror.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Art?, SkirmJam2022, Deity+Mystery2023-02-28 3 
April 2023
5602595Hexpedition: Lonely Lights [Skirmish]A band of hired hands help a heister make a clean getaway, defying the laws of reality and exploding buildings in the process. Plus lemons!Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2023-04-08 10 
May 2023
5632128Hexpedition - Archives of Intention [Part 1]Eager Pups playhunt for intrigue. Scheduling conflicts spoil well-lain plans. Siphoned starlight strains a shell of steel and sigilry.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpedition2023-05-20 7 
January 2024
5841462Hexaldry: Quiet Tenacity [Skirmish]Welcome to the greatest city in the wide world, Razorwind. You are a Mask(ed vigilante) hired on the the Red Market Whisper Trade.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexaldry2024-01-07 5 
5868076Hexaldry: Little Dreams [Skirmish]Rat Port investigationSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexaldry2024-01-21 4 
May 2024
5999229Legio, Advance: Sunlit Patrols [Skirmish]Desert Sun Force Legion, 10th 'Sandstone'Composite Cohort saves Fireskellians 2nd Cohort from disaster and secures supply lineSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Legio Advance2024-05-28 5 
July 2024
6029548Legio, Advance: Heatshimmer Hearts [Skirmish]Preparation for the Spanway Attack that never cameSkirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Legio Advance2024-07-01 2 
September 2024
6073358Hexpandables: Containment Scream [Skirmish]A group of subjects in a research facility wake up, stretch and -- oh no! The alarm! Time to get out of here, before Security guns you down!Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpandables2024-09-01 5 
6082887Hexpendables: Floor -3 [Skirmiish]After recovering from a violent descent, the Subjects must contend with theological schisms, hostile wildlife, and a janitorial apocalypse.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpandables2024-09-22 2 
November 2024
6094341Hexpandables: Ticket to Ride [Skirmish] Have you ever wanted to . . . take a detour for no good reason?Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, SKETCHER, Art?, Skirmish Sketch, Hexpandables2024-11-02 0 
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