| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
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| November 2008 |
| 3055726 | Mike’s All-Purpose Insanity Table! | Had enough of being a big, bad goddamn hero all the time? Try investigating elder Gods and deathless monstrosities – guaranteed to invoke madness!
| madness CoC insanity table roll | 2008-11-25 | 0 | |
| April 2009 |
| 4278898 | /tg/ builds a city | /tg/ comes up with various ideas for a steampunk mountain city including slave cockroaches, various guilds and more. | city, mountain, steampunk, cockroach | 2009-04-14 | 7 | |
| June 2009 |
| 4772110 | Cocky PCs getting into shit. | A thread about how your players get a bit over their heads and get into trouble. Some very good stories, including the story about a paladin dying very heroically. | d&d cocky players paladin | 2009-06-05 | 5 | |
| April 2010 |
| 9408898 | SUCK THREE DICKS | What began as a simple edition war troll became an enlightening discussion about ascertaining the culinary qualities of various dicks. | dicks, edition war, Mr. Rage, three, books, cocks, dick, cock | 2010-04-25 | 11 | |
| July 2010 |
| 11143565 | Zerg Quest | Cerebrate Anon begins the "What the fuck" brood. Hilarity ensues. Also, rape. | Cerebrate Anon, rapelings, dicklings, cocklisks, ernie, bernie | 2010-07-15 | 39 | |
| October 2010 |
| 12357292 | Lord of Cocks | "At the end of the session that I just came from, one of my players declared himself, publicly, the Lord of Cocks."
And then the thread was full of ideas about the proper response and repercussions for this | Cocks, dicks, God, God of Cocks, One-eyed King, Cock Salesmen, Cock Duel | 2010-10-07 | 39 | |
| 12459883 | CoC Monster in the Mirror | A story of monsters, mirrors, and bad ends. | CoC, Call of Cthulhu, Bad End, Creepy | 2010-10-16 | 5 | |
| 12604884 | Monster in the Mirror : Act 3 | Sometimes winning costs everything else. | CoC, Call of Cthulhu, Creepy | 2010-10-29 | 0 | |
| November 2010 |
| 12661791 | Rock and Roll CoC | Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Nat King Cole, and Frank Sinatra play a benefit concert for the damned, hijinks ensue. | Call of Cthulhu, Rock and Roll, DM, CoC | 2010-11-03 | 2 | |
| December 2010 |
| 13050054 | Funny stuff that has happened in your games. | Starts off with a man trying to kill himself with a dog that walks on TWO FEET. And just sky rockets from there. | CoC, Humor, Fun, TWO FEET | 2010-12-06 | 12 | |
| March 2011 |
| 14288556 | Call of Cthulhu advice and file dump | Running a Call of Cthulhu game plus the books you need. | CoC, Cthulhu, GM Tools, Downloads | 2011-03-19 | 0 | |
| April 2011 |
| 14755334 | Tabletop 'NOPE' Moments | OP invites /tg/ to post tales from their game tables which have made them 'nope'.
One tale from CoC in particular captures /tg/'s attention. | Call of cthulhu, CoC, nope, scary, terrifying, story time, stories | 2011-04-29 | 10 | |
| June 2011 |
| 15187045 | The Epic of John Cockburn | Drawfag unites with /tg/ to craft a battle scene between two random shmucks. Hilarity ensues | John Cockburn, Oswald Jones IV, Fish, Mop | 2011-06-07 | 20 | |
| August 2011 |
| 15990640 | Melek Tau - the psionic peacocks | In their world, beauty is power, and they are the most beautiful. Peacock feathers and camp-gay elegance everywhere. Also, psychic knife-fighting. To them, David Bowie is Chuck Norris. FABULOUS! | peacocks, psychic, psionic, beautiful, FABULOUS, bitch you did not just diss my haircut | 2011-08-20 | 23 | |
| October 2011 |
| 16525254 | Song of Fire and Ice P3 | StrongCock starts to consolidate their hold, crazy shenanigans start happening | Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Collective Game, Strongcock Quest | 2011-10-05 | 8 | |
| 16534349 | Song of Fire and Ice P4 | Durian finally arrives, hunt goes wrong, crazy shenanigans | Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Collective Game, Strongcock Quest | 2011-10-06 | 8 | |
| 16542494 | Song of Fire and Ice Quest P5 | Song of Fire and Ice quest P4 Edyth gets married to Durian | Song of Fire and Ice Quest,Stroncock quest, Collective Game | 2011-10-07 | 8 | |
| 16572797 | Song of Fire and Ice P6 | Song of Fire and Ice, discovered who was behind the plot of bandits, then watched as Stark DISPENSED JUSTICE | Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Strongcock Quest, Collective game | 2011-10-10 | 7 | |
| 16594675 | Song of Fire and Ice P7 | Song of Fire and Ice, found a mercenary camp set out to fight you, paid by an unknown benefactor | Song of fire and Ice quest, Strongcock quest, collective Game | 2011-10-12 | 8 | |
| 16616021 | Song of Fire and Ice P8 | Coal mine was finished and quarry has been enlarged, Merwyn needs supplies to help Calum | Song of fire and Ice quest, Strongcock quest, collective Game | 2011-10-14 | 6 | |
| December 2011 |
| 17382585 | Creepy Call of Cthulhu notes. | What do you hand your player when they lose sanity? One GM shares his tricks, while others chime in with their own experiences. | CoC, Creepy, Cthuhu, Madness, GM, rpg, | 2011-12-31 | 7 | |
| January 2012 |
| 17449318 | Megacorp Quest: A New Beginning | It's not the old one, but it might be just as good. We'll just have to see where our new found cocaine addiction leads us. | Megacorp, corp, corporation, cocaine, XCOM, quest, collective game, Megacorp Quest | 2012-01-07 | 5 | |
| March 2012 |
| 18519935 | IRL Instances of Sanity Loss | Anecdotes about hallucinations and other bizarre experiences. | sanity,CoC,mental illness | 2012-03-31 | 26 | |
| August 2012 |
| 20476321 | Corruption of Champions: ANGER EDITION | In which a young Angry Marine and Musclewizard by the name of ANGER boldly strides into a new world, to cast Fist upon heretical abominations in the Emperors name. | Corruption of Champions: Knighthood, Angry Marine, Collective Game, CoC, Corruption of Champions, SPACE MARINE , 40K, Emperor, Muscle Wizard | 2012-08-26 | 20 | |
| October 2012 |
| 21057598 | CoC Haunted House Brainstorm | OP asks for non mythos stuff to put in a haunted house, gets it. | Call of Cthulhu. CoC, Lovecraft, haunted, horror, scary, spooky | 2012-10-10 | 2 | |
| 21201927 | Danny Devito-s | So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito, but I'm encountering a lot So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito, but I'm encountering a lot So, I want to make a setting where everyone So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito... | Danny, Devito, late night tg, actor, cockroaches, science, what, the, fuck, is, going, on, in, this, thread | 2012-10-20 | 46 | |
| November 2013 |
| 28086458 | CoC Advice Thread | Good advice for new Call of Cthulu DM's and players | CoC, Call of Cthulu, advice | 2013-11-03 | 5 | |
| February 2014 |
| 30148554 | Errant the Star-Crossed Knight Quest | Send this Knight on a Glorious quest to find the family cockring! | Collective Game, Star-Crossed Knight, Cockring | 2014-02-11 | 12 | |
| March 2014 |
| 31063278 | CoC Mythos scenarios and plothooks | A collection of mostly original plothooks for Call of Cthulhu and Delta Green games. Also has Mister Trashbags, the baby shoggoth. | CoC, Mythos, hooks, plothooks, shoggoth, | 2014-03-27 | 5 | |
| June 2014 |
| 32656527 | Halfling Quest III: Wyrm Eater | Heilyn copes with having just killed someone, and works towards escaping her father's "Training". | Collective Game, Halfling Quest, Drunken Antics, Dead Fathers, Deadbeat Fathers, Massive CoC, Wyrm Eater | 2014-06-08 | 4 | |
| July 2014 |
| 33120151 | Harpy Species, Intelligence and Mannerisms | What starts off as a thread discussing the likelihood of Harpies becoming a world power through aerial martial strength (d)evolves into a discussion about dumb Dodo-Harpies, foul-mouthed Cockney-Harpies and, of course, Harpy mating habits. | Harpy, harpies, dodo, dumb, cockney, fetish, world building, monsters, monstergirls, I'll fight u m8 I swear on me mum | 2014-07-02 | 21 | |
| August 2014 |
| 33815206 | Cursed_Apprentice_Quest | Your a wizards apprentice who gets back-stabbed and turned into a shota wacky hijinks ensue on a quest to reverse the curse before we unage into an infant | shota, Agro, Cursed_Apprentice, Quest, huge cocks, pumpkin farming, OP needs to sleep, | 2014-08-01 | 12 | |
| January 2015 |
| 37105387 | Capitalizing Cthulhu | OP proposes a CoC campaign based off Ayn Rand. /tg/ proves itself impossible to troll and Bioshock+Lovecraft, Galt as a Mi-Go trying to lure the "best" of humanity into a trap so he can extract their brains, railroads spelling out the Elder Sign and Yithians complaining about people stealing their technology. | Objectivism, Bioshock, CoC, Cthulhu, Lovecraft,Cultists, Campaign Hooks, Better then it sounds, | 2015-01-01 | 12 | |
| 37611420 | Cancerbugs: The Civilization | there is a limiter on the mutation, I swear! | insect, civ, civilization, collective game, formian, Scarcock Trollfister | 2015-01-26 | 2 | |
| 37629415 | Coconut and Lychee Juice: a Story of Endurance | An anon's foray into a possible DM-side drink has gone wrong. Oh so horribly wrong. | drink, fortitude save, CON check, put the juice in the coconut, possible trading card game, /ck/ related, just go to the hospital already | 2015-01-26 | 7 | |
| February 2015 |
| 38134108 | Horrific monstrosities of the deep sea | /tg/ talks about some of the real-life abominations native to the deep sea, concludes that Aquaman is actually pretty badass. Also worldbuilding. | Deep Sea, Monster, CoC, Terror, Abyss, Kill It With Fire, Abomination, Aquaman, Mermaids, Merfolk, | 2015-02-19 | 10 | |
| September 2015 |
| 42567671 | Overlord Light Novel Quest 1 | The start and happenning | Collective Game, Overlord Light Novel Quest, Cocktease | 2015-09-18 | 0 | |
| October 2015 |
| 42864523 | Battlecock (LEGO Quest) | The reign of King Cluck begins. | LEGO, Chicken, Battlecock, Collective Game | 2015-10-03 | 4 | |
| 42883413 | LEGO quest #2 Reign of king Cluck | Mother Clucker goes to the town | LEGO, Chicken, Battlecock, Collective Game | 2015-10-08 | 1 | |
| January 2016 |
| 44606692 | Space Cocks Quest | A quest about futuristic cock fighting. We get our first cock, get our first generation of chicks and participate in our first fight! | Quest, Collective Game, Space Cocks Quest | 2016-01-07 | 7 | |
| 44671546 | Orc Bouncer Quest | Simmons runs a one-shot. | collective game, orc, bouncer, club, party, orc cock, tiny elf dick, drow | 2016-01-10 | 13 | |
| 44891100 | Sympathetic Eldritch Abominations | A discussion on eldritch abominations which find us just as strange and SAN Loss-inducing as we find them. | worldbuilding, monster, monsters, cosmic horror, lovecraft, CoC, Alienist, | 2016-01-21 | 6 | |
| December 2017 |
| 56570631 | Imprisoned Ancient Evils | /tg/ discusses the concept of hibernating cosmic horrors and worldbuilds their own examples. | lovecraft, call of cthulhu, CoC, eldritch abomination, worldbuilding, | 2017-12-07 | 6 | |
| May 2020 |
| 4257585 | American High School Quest #1 | In the mid-1990s, an lesser-known son of the Thundercock dynasty finds himself stranded on a strange new world! | chad, thundercock, isekai, catgirl,adventure | 2020-05-23 | 3 | |
| June 2020 |
| 4296316 | American High School Quest #2 | Bruce Thundercock faces off Arikzastan of the Rolling City! | chad, thundercock, isekai, catgirl,adventure | 2020-06-16 | 2 | |
| July 2020 |
| 4337096 | American High School Quest #3 | After the battle, the Chadforce seeks to learn where the mysterious Idol of Izochark hailed from! | thundercock,isekai | 2020-07-10 | 1 | |
| December 2020 |
| 4562161 | 40K P.D.F. QUEST I | The pleasure world of vexis has an unexpected hero in their ranks. | Flak(e)trooper, 40K P.D.F. QUEST, Imperial Guard, WH40K, Warhammmer 40000, Warhammer 40k, Rick "the snick", Princecock Clan | 2020-12-13 | 12 | |
| 4568988 | 40K P.D.F. Quest II /drukhari scumbags edition/ | Miracles happen with some extremely lucky rolls. Lot's of praying. Some Memes. Ending of this chapter. | Flak(e)trooper, 40K P.D.F. QUEST, Imperial Guard, WH40K, Warhammmer 40000, Warhammer 40k, Rick "the snick", Princecock Clan | 2020-12-16 | 10 | |
| July 2021 |
| 4866191 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #2 | David captures a pirate, raids a gang HQ, meets an old Grey and goes hunting. | HFY, HFW Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2021-07-02 | 29 | |
| August 2021 |
| 4900701 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #3 | David goes hunting, gets hunted himself, gets into trouble, builds some armor and goes scavenging | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game | 2021-08-01 | 28 | |
| 4941633 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #4 | David takes care of some pirates, recruits a cabinboy, a robot and the best girl. Also he punches a ghost to death. | HFY, HFW Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2021-08-27 | 25 | |
| October 2021 |
| 4976072 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #5 | David forges some funky metal, trains with his crew, finally gets laid and ATF's someone's dog | HFY, HFW Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2021-10-02 | 24 | |
| November 2021 |
| 5014552 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #6 | David hijacks a ship, makes contact with Gron and decides to change sides. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2021-11-22 | 26 | |
| January 2022 |
| 5062182 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #7 | David and Cylia deal with a worm while Clank flexes on some aliens. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-01-04 | 25 | |
| February 2022 |
| 5108810 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #8 | Clank partakes in a tournament and the crew meets the red and blue sisters. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-02-13 | 27 | |
| March 2022 |
| 5165346 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #9 | David and Gron go hunting for a lost crewmember, but encounter trouble almost immediately. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-03-31 | 27 | |
| May 2022 |
| 5213826 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #10 | David licks his wounds, interacts with the crew and does some cooking. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-05-11 | 29 | |
| June 2022 |
| 5263368 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #11 | In which David pushes his ship and his equipment to their limits. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-06-22 | 29 | |
| July 2022 |
| 5313079 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #12 | David and the crew begin work on cleaning up after the battle and discover a little more of the truth behind AI technology. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-07-28 | 30 | |
| August 2022 |
| 5354485 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #13 | David picks through the wreckage of his spectacular dogfight, kills yet more Wraiths and Demons, and has a not so restful sleep. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-08-11 | 27 | |
| October 2022 |
| 5390745 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #14 | David meets back up with Clank, takes down some mercs, makes a deal with a gun runner and meets with the owner of a whorehouse. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-10-18 | 27 | |
| December 2022 |
| 5437189 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #15 | David cleans up a homeless encampment, turns in some bounties, designs his new ship and goes on the search for a big-ass nanofabricator. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-12-08 | 28 | |
| 5489899 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #16 | David hears worrying news about an outbreak on other stations, takes some time to deal with the captured AI and develops an android body for SHODAN. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2022-12-14 | 28 | |
| February 2023 |
| 5533592 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #17 | David holds a few spars, has a fight mid-warp and starts clearing out one of the drone ships. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-02-22 | 28 | |
| March 2023 |
| 5577522 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #18 | David and SHODAN raid their own ships and do a little hacking. David has another strange dream and meets back up with his crew. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-03-28 | 25 | |
| May 2023 |
| 5617991 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #19 | David heads back to Xebric station only to discover shit hit the fan. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-05-08 | 27 | |
| June 2023 |
| 5658149 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #20 | David and crew make their way through the ruined Xebric Station, encounter someone unexpected and (eventually) reach their target. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-06-20 | 20 | |
| August 2023 |
| 5692338 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #21 | The assault on Xebric station continues. David faces several dangerous opponents to maintain control of the station. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-08-07 | 17 | |
| September 2023 |
| 5732362 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #22 | David gets Cylia's hand fixed, clears out a hospital and makes a deal with a lizard-person. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-09-22 | 13 | |
| October 2023 |
| 5770776 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #23 | David pieces the station back together and prepares to go home - to earth. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-10-20 | 12 | |
| December 2023 |
| 5803136 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #24 | David encounters a giant space squid and finally makes it back to earth. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2023-12-05 | 9 | |
| January 2024 |
| 5855084 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #25 | In which David gets his earthly affairs back in order, starts looking for his old friends and finds a way to take care of his family. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-01-19 | 7 | |
| March 2024 |
| 5896153 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #26 | In which David secures his fortunes, reveals all to his sister and picks up an old friend. And a method of creating psychics? | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-03-05 | 6 | |
| April 2024 |
| 5943919 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #27 | David goes looking for a pickle, but ends up finding a man in black first. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-04-19 | 7 | |
| May 2024 |
| 5981316 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #28 | David works on some guns, spends some time relaxing with the crew, gets attacked by the Chinese and responds proportionally. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-05-27 | 5 | |
| July 2024 |
| 6019065 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #29 | Gunny finally returns to Xebric and starts settling back in, but finds some vultures have started picking at the station among other issues. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-07-06 | 6 | |
| August 2024 |
| 6030753 | Meguca Royale: Osaka #1 | On the other side of the world, a new story begins. Three new gucas start their descent into hell. | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, pmmm, obcm, Meguca Royale: Osaka, Lumina Canima, Nigger, Cock, these tags are relevant I swear | 2024-08-04 | 5 | |
| 6052775 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #30 | In which Ronnie discovers how fucked up his situation really is, and experiences a little trauma. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-08-28 | 5 | |
| October 2024 |
| 6091170 | Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #31 | David takes the pirate raiders on a bug-squashing run, and Cochrane announces the end. | HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine | 2024-10-28 | 2 | |