Corruption of Champions: Knighthood premier.It's been a full year since the last person was sent through, nobody heard a thing from them, but that's how it usually goes. There are always a few rumors going around as to what happens to them. Some villagers thought that they were split in two, others thought they may have become a feast for demons... While all of this is usually true, it may not be in the same context.Nevertheless, a new year means a new sacrifice, and this time you were "chosen" to be the villages hero.Who are you?
Bobbi.
ANGRY MARINE
>>20476321Mia.
Bart Focker.Mercenary of Renown. The Laughing Landsknecht. Survivor of many a Famous Last Stand and Chief Stabmeister of the Crotzkeeker Guild of Dirty Fighting.
>>20476339Quest threads are quarantined in /tg/, yo. You wouldn't post ponies outside of /mlp/, would you?>>20476344I second this.
>>20476344>>20476344>>20476344>>20476344
>>20476344second.
>>20476329>>20476344Bobbi the Angry MarineHe was kicked out of anger management classes and everyone figured the best the could do is to send him through the portal, now he's just so pissed off at the entire world he's going to kill and rape everything he can
Changing my vote to this:>>20476424From this:>>20476388
>>20476321Our name is Zah. We're the child of an immigrant from the deserts of Blomkaal, a merchant who was driven from his homeland when religious tensions flared up and forced him, and several others of his minority group, to flee.Ingnam, as distrustful of merchants as any good, honest, medieval village, decided to take him in. He married another of the refugees, and set up shop.Of course, now that Zah, only daughter of the old merchant, is an adult woman, the unsaid price of his residence must be paid.Zah herself was brought up as a hunter. Not only of game, however.Thieves had to be caught, and she was the one trained by her mother to do so. Her job was to deliver desert justice to ne'er-do-wells.Etc. etc.
Your name...Is ANGRY.Due to the gender direction of your name. and the fact there are no female marines you are a Male.I don't think I need to ask, but what kind of a build, or identifying features do you have?
>>20476473Huge Build, identifying features of ANGER
>>20476473Fairy wings and a tailI want to be a half fae catboy.
>>20476473Girly.It's why he's angry.
>>20476473WE ARE HUGEWE HAVE HUGE GUTSSEVERAL OF THEM
>>20476473Small and slender, slightly effeminate. We're so fucking angry because we're overcompensating.
>>20476473Huge build, face contorted by ANGER
>>20476473Just generally huge as fuck
>>20476492>>20476499These.
>>20476473Thick build, dark skin, black hair.
>>20476507/c/ pls go.
>>20476473Our name is ANGRY?Well, I guess that means one of our identifying features is the fact that we have an anthropomorphized name which is in a perpetual state of anger.Comparatively, we're fairly calm.TL;DR: Sapient, raging name familiar.
>>20476473Let's be a trap.
>>20476525/v/ just get the fuck out.
>>20476473What are the build options? At any rate, we should be a mess of scars.
>>20476473However we look, let's have it be very uncharacteristic of someone named ANGRY MARINE.
>>20476473You have to post faster, just grab whatever seems like a concensus and run with it
With a scarred body, and a few wrinkles from being pissed off for extended periods of time. You briskly take your thin, limber body up to the waiting portal, the elder of the village already waiting for you.He puts his hand on your shoulder, and lets out a sigh. He walks you into the cave. But before you step through the portal he asks you, what makes you you? Do you have a special gift or something similar?Roll 1d10 while suggesting. Also sorry for slow post, internet shut down for a second.
rolled 5 = 5>>20476657We can do fist magic.
rolled 8 = 8>>20476657Strength, it's straight up the most useful and most fitting
>>20476664Powered by our rage!
rolled 4 = 4>>20476664This. We're a muscle wizard.
rolled 4 = 4>>20476657Our inability to preform sexual acts.We can never get it up.
rolled 4 = 4>>20476677>>20476672>>20476664I change my vote, we're a muscle wizard
rolled 5 = 5>>20476657Fist Magic. Also tying a cherry stem into knot with our tongue.
rolled 4 = 4>>20476685What was your vote? Also, agreed, muscle wizard.
>>20476685>>20476677>>20476664>>20476693Why am I getting the feeling that that Anon meant fist magic as in our fisting is magical?I'm just a bit suspicious, is all.
rolled 4 = 4>>20476694strength guy, i'll namefag since I'm going to lurk for ever
>>20476697I don't follow.
>>20476705I wonder if I can post a link without getting b&.For uh, research, of course.
rolled 6 = 6We can shift into a female form given a couple minutes concentration.As a girl we can have slightly different skills and specialization.
>>20476721Essentially this is our final form
>>20476721Links should be fine.Why would you get banned for it? You did mean "magic" as in "punching a creature's head clean off," right?
>>20476664You flex your right arm, and it begins to glow with energy, the glow from your fist actually illuminates the cave. Elder Nomur does seem impressed, though he has a puzzled look on his face. He eventually asks that, if you were going to present your strengths, why only have increased strength in one of your arms?You quickly brush the question off, and hurry into the portal before any more can be inquired.
>>20476753What you did thereI see it.Also, tally ho! Saunter on forth!
>>20476741>>20476740I'm not the one who proposed it, I'm suspicious of his wording.Though I think I've found an acceptable way of presenting what I'm suspicious of.
rolled 6 = 6>>20476753So, one of our arms is magically strong and strongly magical? Is it bulkier than the other arm, or is it just as lithe as the rest of us and strong by virtual of muscle magic?
>>20476778It's on her left hip. You can see his left arm's bracer over there.
>>20476778Why not just tell them it's based off the Furry Ero Game by the same name?
>>20476753so, we're lucking out of zetaz, or is that our first use of the "fist" spell?
>>20476797Look, do I need to find a picture of a guy elbow-deep in someone's butt?Because I swear, you're making it difficult to find another way.Imagine this, except instead of a cow, it's a dickgirl.
>>20476824You know, since this is a CoC quest, it could very plausibly be a cow anyway.
>>20476783Just as lithe as the rest of you and strong by virtual of muscle magic.Perhaps rushing into the portal wasn't the best of plans. The sudden change in pressure was enough to knock you out cold. When you do come to you find yourself in the middle of a forest, the portal glimmering behind you, and in front of you appears to be a ransacked camp. There are scratches and tears on the bedrolls, and what little that was there appears to be either destroyed or stolen. There are however a few gems lying around, they may be useful.However, what do you do now? You rushed into the portal with little to no idea, and you're still a little groggy from just waking up. What now?Health: 80Lust: 0Gems: 3
>>20476852Look around.Explore.Make some crude weapons
>>20476852Explore
>>20476859>weaponsWhat are, you some kind of faggot, boy?
rolled 10 = 10>>20476852go back through the portal and get some supplies
>>20476852Grab the gems, roll up the most-intact of the bed rolls, and set out to explore this brave new world. If there are any fist-based weapons we can make, like wrapping some rope around our fist or something, let's do that too.
>>20476852loot and move on, this is clearly unsafe to be in. Look for another place to set up camp, but probably take the bed roll
>>20476852It looks like previous years of champions have gotten a bit fucked over somehow. Un-ransack the camp; build a small sleeping structure and place a bedroll under it, and make a kitchen area composing of at least a firepit. Find what kitchenware you can.When you've got the essentials up, begin finding stones to make an encircling wall around your camp, because whatever fucked this place up may come back again.Or if we're just going with the mechanics actually in the game, then [EXPLORE]
You quickly search the camp, you don't find much of use (Possibly taken by the locals), you do however pocket the gems, roll up one of the lesser destroyed bedrolls, and begin to head off....Only to wind up back at the camp, you look around. Yep, it's the same camp, portal is here too, but you're sure you were heading AWAY from the camp.Roll 1d10, First roll higher than 5 decides what we'll be "thinking about" while we explore.(>>20476870 Your natural 10 powers will have no power during general consensus!>>20476900 Fuck game mechanics, this is a quest. You can do whatever.)
rolled 4 = 4>>20476939But I used my daily quota of nat 10s on that
rolled 1 = 1>>20476939Trees.
rolled 3 = 3>>20476939If there's anything that fairy tales have taught me about traversing a cyclical forest, it's that you should always kill all the birds, or you'll be eaten by a gluttonous witch in a candy house, so let's go bird-hunting.As in, we think of dead birds. Preferably with our fist through their beak.
rolled 7 = 7>>20476939lake(cause thats the safest area for a while.)(also does that mean we can avoid the horrible gay rapes?)
rolled 87 = 87>>20476939Sweet, sweet, Goblin tits.
rolled 5 = 5>>20476939whatever we think about, it has to be in an angry fashion, but we head out again
rolled 10 = 10>>20476939How much you hate furries
rolled 6 = 6>>20476939Let's find ourselves a city. We will be a fantastic gangster/pit fighter.
rolled 8 = 8>>20476971... That was supposed to be a d10.
rolled 9 = 9>>20476939Think about how you'll totally punch any monster so hard all the other monsters will be like "Wow that one totally badass dude." And then tremble in fear at the mere mention of our name.
rolled 5 = 5>>20476968meturgayming faget>>20476978CONSENSUS MUST MAKE THIS TRUE
>>20476978haha oh wow
rolled 6 = 6>>20476978Welp. The dice gods wills it.
rolled 8 = 8>>20476978God damn it, now we're thinking of furries. Rolling to not-thing of furries, even how much we hate them.
rolled 9 = 9damnit, did Knighthood lose internet again?also, rolling for us ruminate on the village elder
dice+1d10rolling for something to stick my fist and then penis into
>>20476968You realize that this world is much different from your own, somehow the way to travel involves thinking about an area in order to go to said area. You walk forwards into the woods, you calm your mind, thinking of a nice, cool, refreshing lake where you'll be able to set up camp, have fresh water nearby, and be able to survive in peace and quiet. However.>>20476978>NATURAL 10 VETOYour face contorts in ANGER mid-way, and all it fills with is your hate for the sub-human, demi-human and all those half-human chucklefucks that live in this place. You've seen some come through the portal, you've seen them be killed like the dogs (and some of them were too) they were, and all it does is make you want toRIPANDTEARWhen you finally realize it, you had traveled to an abandoned city, buildings were crumbled and there is a lot of open area, there could be anything lurking in these ruins. What do you do?Health: 80Lust: 2Gems: 3RAGE: 27
rolled 5 = 5>>20477096Grind our teeth, and our fists, and listen for filth crawling around.
>>20477096look around for any form of HERESY
rolled 8 = 8>>20477096proceed through the city by punching down walls, it will draw out scum to be killed, also loot everything
rolled 8 = 8>>20477096Punch some buildings to clear our head. Do what anger management mostly failed to teach us.
>>20477096shout challenges and start wrecking shit up, buildings until you see peo[;e
rolled 1 = 1>>20477096forage for supplies
rolled 6 = 6>>20477128>>20477124Interestingly, getting catharsis this way actually increases future anger management issues.Or well, they're issues for faggots who aren't the Emperor's finest.
rolled 6 = 6>>20477096Scream and demand someone fight you.
You're arm is already glowing. There are many ways to alert the things in this city but this way it will be easier to release that built up rage, you punch the wall directly in front of you, it breaks open, the mortar crumbles and the entire wall falls.That hurt.After you're done noticing your fist is bleeding, you realize there is yet another abandoned nest inside the house. It would be big enough to fit at least two people, though it wouldn't offer too much protection, especially since there is a big open hole where a wall used to be. Still though, it IS getting dark.Then you realize, there hasn't even been a noise since you blew down the wall, either the village really is abandoned or something is hiding very, very well. What do you do?
rolled 9 = 9>>20477206Leave city and find some sweet goblin titties to put your dick between.
rolled 6 = 6>>20477206"FACE ME XENO SCUM!"
>>20477206Keep bashing buildings. If they're innocent, they'll emerge and be protected by the Emperor's light. If they're tainted, then they'll be frightened from cover, and then begins the slaughter.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477206Loot what we can, then demand that those hiding show themselves lest they be crushed under the pathetic mortar of this village.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477206Un-punch the wall, such that we might use this foul nest for our rest.
rolled 5 = 5>>20477206Go back to your camp>>20477216HERESY
>>20477216And by "dick" you meant fist, right?Perhaps you we should look into gloves and bands around our knuckles to diminish the pain in our fists?
>>20477206wrap any spare cloth around bloodied fist, patrol this new camp before settling down for the night
rolled 9 = 9>>20477216Heretical xenophile.Our arm will provide illumination. Continue searching the abandoned village.
>>20477250The pain only feeds our anger.
rolled 8 = 8>>20477250ANGRY is not some kind of girly sissy-boy who can't handle pain.Where do you think all our scars come from?
rolled 3 = 3>>20477247>>20477258It's not heresy when you do it with a goblin.
>>20477275Is this Heretic serious?
>>20477302Goblins are approved by the Emperor.
rolled 4 = 4>>20477302You need to understand something: if we wanna get some strange, we're gonna have to get a little.... strange.
rolled 6 = 6>>20477206Find some wrapping for our fists.
You explore the village, there really isn't much here. But after shouting "COME OUT" loud enough to bring down two other buildings (Or maybe it was your fist, you kind of lost track) you're finally out of rage, and are sure this village is empty.While rummaging one of the buildings however, you do find a rusted weapons rack. You decide to bring it back to the nest you found so it can hold all of the weapons you'll never use.By the time you re-find the nest, it's already past midnight. A blood red moon is in the sky, it feels strangely nice. You wrap some nearby cloth onto your bad hand, but it does stop the bleeding, which is good. After, you grudgingly crawl into the nest, and fall asleep. Spent.
>>20477315Sauce Heretic
rolled 2 = 2>>20477334
>>20477334Why didn't we go look for goblin titties?
rolled 10 = 10>>20477353Maybe the gobbo tits will come to us.
>>20477364You rolled a 10, so it has to happen!
>>20477364THEY WILL NOW. I'm just waiting for us to finally become a very angry dickgirl at this point.
>>20477353Because consensusWhen you wake up, the starting to rise, you estimate it's around 6:00 your time, so it's about time to get going. That said, just what ARE you going to do. There's still a big world to explore, plus you haven't really found any of those sub-humans, or you know, the demons you're sent to fight. You get ready to leave.. however...>>20477364You spy a short, green girl in the distance. Was she always there? Or did she come last night. Regardless, what will you do?
rolled 6 = 6>>20477364Finally, someone whose face we can beat in.Try to see if we can find some chickpeas in the morning, by the way, as well as sesame seeds
rolled 9 = 9>>20477403Put your dick between the girl's tits.
rolled 4 = 4>>20477403FIST ONAPPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
rolled 8 = 8>>20477403"Come closer, so that I may punch you into fine red mist"
rolled 5 = 5>>20477403Fuck that goblin!
rolled 10 = 10>>20477423I concur! Let's fuck it up!FIST TO FACE
rolled 5 = 5>>20477403PUNCH HER FUCKING FACE OFF
rolled 3 = 3>>20477428The natural 10 has spoken
rolled 8 = 8>>20477403charge straight at her screaming obscenities and punch her in the face
rolled 3 = 3>>20477428I meant fuck it by putting dick in vagina!
rolled 9 = 9>>20477449Well, fuck you, then.In the vagina.I-if y-you want to, Anon-chan~
rolled 1 = 1>>20477414>>20477449>>20477462Who the fuck let these heretics in our thread?
As soon as I realized this would be /tg/ playing as a Champion from CoC I knew that it would either turn out absolutely, mind-breakingly horrible or hilariously awesome.The initial decision to play as a Muscle Wizard Angry Marine decided that for me.
rolled 2 = 2>>20477472>implying it's not the same person samefagging the thread to get their filthy perversions catered to
rolled 10 = 10>>20477484>implying I didn't get a nat 10 for beating the ever-loving shit out of the filthy heretic.You've got the wrong guy, broheimsterificent.
rolled 2 = 2>>20477493OH SHIT NIGGER
>These nat 10sMY SIDES ARE OUT OF CONTROL
>>20477493>>20477428THE EMPEROR PROVIDES!THESE FAGGOTS CANNOT DEAL, XENO BEWARE!
Health: 74Lust: 17Gems: 3RAGE: 4Well.. She does look a little sexy. Plus it's been awhile since you've gotten any. Women tend to go for the big, strong burly Marines, you on the other hand didn't quite make the cut. You begin to walk up to her, and when she notices you, her face looks like she wants it just as much as you do, the two of you don't even say a word, you kneel down, lean in, and...>>20477428>NATURAL 10 HIJACKPunch the goblin girl right in the face. The sneak attack seems to have done quite a bit of damage to her, and she reels back. Her eyes went from lust to angry as she pulls out some sort of glass vial.1d10, higher than 6 decides how we react. Also, it's combat time.Health: 74Lust: 17Gems: 3RAGE: 7The Goblin Girl appears to be 75.48% healthy
rolled 10 = 10>>20477493I didn't say you were the samefag. I said the heretics were all the same person.
rolled 10 = 10>>20477515Pull out dick.
>>20477472/tg/ - Here/t/ics and De/g/enerates
rolled 8 = 8>>20477462>Playing in a /tg/ CoC quest thread>Doing sexual things when we can be MUSCLE WIZARDWe should go full Dappar. Offer her the position of Club Caddy, to carry around a huge bag full of various blunt weapons and spiked knuckles to be selected from when we want to bash someone's face in.Also, we need a GLORIOUS MOUSTACHE.
rolled 8 = 8>>20477515PUNCH THE VIAL AWAYTHEN PUNCH HER HEAD AWAY>>20477520THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
rolled 1 = 1>>20477515FALCON PUNCH!
rolled 9 = 9PUNCH HER AGAIN
rolled 1 = 1>>20477515Punch the magic out of the green vial shit. After all, we are a muscle wizards. We should be able to punch the magic clean out of something.
rolled 5 = 5>>20477515I CAST FIST
rolled 9 = 9>>20477515PUNCH HER IN THE STOMACH
rolled 6 = 6>>20477515use more punch-magic
rolled 4 = 4>>20477521>>20477520>>20477493>>20477428y are u doing this stop getting nat 10s ur making us look bad
>>20477521...so now we fuck her?
rolled 1 = 1>>20477515PUNCH!
rolled 2 = 2>>20477564Its general consensus over numbers
rolled 8 = 8>>20477564Can we slap her with the dick in an angry way?
rolled 4 = 4>>20477524"Sir, there appears to be a large tentacle monster slavering towards us.""Yes yes, do fetch me my Hellfire Brass Knuckles.""Here you are sir, should you take the +4 rune of cock-monster punching as well?""Quite right, excellent choice! Now, EXCELSIOR!"
rolled 9 = 9>>20477572Not if there's a nat 10, though.Then again, we've just whipped out our dick, we haven't actually used it
rolled 8 = 8>>20477564No. We're pulling out our dick to give her a taste of our signature move, the COCK PUNCH
rolled 1 = 1>>20477588Does that mean, we're punching her with the dick?
>>20477585I think this is more like us, to be honest, based on the description.
rolled 9 = 9>>20477515punch her in the heretic face
rolled 2 = 2>>20477590I just say we do something violent towards her. Whether we punch her with our fist or our penis makes no difference, as long as our muscle magic augments the damage dealt.
rolled 3 = 3>>20477590I just got an ideaWe've got a much stronger right arm because of, y'know, right?But all the times we alternated (occasionally) still went to the same penis.So technically, the power in our right arm?It should be even greater in our penis.PIERCE HER SKULL WITH THE GLOWING FURY OF THE EMPRAH'S FINEST
>>20477605Except with one oversized wanking arm
>>20477615OP said the arm is the same size, just magically super-strong. See:>>20476852
>>20477626Actually he said it was just as lithe and he posted>>20476753With the prior update
rolled 2 = 2>>20477607>>20477526>>20477527>>20477528>>20477534>>20477570Combined total: 37The girl throws the vial at you, but you punch straight through it and into her jiggling skin once more, the staggers back but gives a slight smirk as she lavishly licks the blood trickling down her nose. You check your hand, and there is some pink liquid covering it, it makes you feel.. warm, nice, horny even. You pull down your pants in instinct, this could get bad if it draws on.What now?(Lust poison does 1d10 (my roll) Lust damage per turn.)You are not ANGRY enough to cast Fist magic (Minimum 20 RAGE)Health: 74Lust: 20Gems: 3RAGE: 13The Goblin Girl appears to be 38.48% healthy
>>20477668>Nat 10 does nothingThe fuck, OP?
rolled 2 = 2>>20477668punch her a third time
rolled 9 = 9>>20477668PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477668Slap her in the face with your dick.
rolled 6 = 6>>20477668Punch self in dick GET MAD
rolled 1 = 1>>20477668We get angry about us not being angry enough to be properly angry as a fucking angry marine should, and uppercut her cunt so hard you'll be able to rip out the heresy from her xeno brain.>>20477676>You pull down your pants in instinct, this could get bad if it draws on.We did exactly what the nat 10 said. We whipped out our dick.
rolled 1 = 1>>20477668PUNCH AGAIN
rolled 1 = 1>>20477668Order gob slut to suck dick.
>>20477676Nat 10 w/ consensus. Also OP is more than welcome to ignore possible derailment (any further, anyways).Also>You pull down your pants in instinct,
rolled 6 = 6>>20477668Obviously our punching isn't working. HEADBUTT HER INSTEAD.
rolled 5 = 5>>20477668Punch self in the face to increase rage.
rolled 4 = 4>>20477668Brain her with our mighty knuckles
rolled 7 = 7>>20477695>>20477692>>20477688These rolls...Alright, I cast my vote for channel our rage by letting loose a bestial roar.Next turn, the most ferocious of punches shall rend her in twain
rolled 1 = 1>>20477668Kinniku Buster
>>20477662As in 'just as lithe as the other arm,' bro.
rolled 6 = 6>>20477668Fuck her until she's your willing slave.
rolled 8 = 8>>20477668Run away.
rolled 1 = 1PUNCH HER ORGANS OUT
rolled 2 = 2>>20477746We're about to destroy her in two turns maximum...why run now?
rolled 5 = 5>>20477746what is this heresy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolled 8 = 8>>20477717Swearing would also be good, but I agree about needing to make some noise.
rolled 1 = 1>>20477755>>20477760Run away to find more things to punch.
rolled 5 = 5PUNCH HER WITH OUR DICK
rolled 10 = 10>>20477722Hasegawa Buster.
rolled 10 = 10>>20477764But we're not done punching this goblin. Come on, we all want to punch more things, but let's finish punching what we've got for now. I mean, come on, there are people on the other side of the portal who don't have things to punch. Don't go leaving things unpunched like that....think of the kids, man
rolled 83 = 83So what's the system, OP?
rolled 6 = 6>>20477784HERE WE GO
rolled 7 = 7>>20477786>>20477784Oh dear Emprah, what a horrible night to meet a marine.
>>20477717>>20477703>>20477688>>20477686Combined total: 19You.. punch yourself in the face and balls simultaneously. While being damaging and hurting like you just rammed a fork up your ass possible foreshadowing? It's making you mad. Really mad. You let out a horrible scream, which is a little higher pitched than normal. You DID just punch your balls after all.The goblin girl is.. stunned, not from terror or disarray, she just can't believe you just punched yourself in the face. She runs up to you, and hits you in the leg, scraping her piercings (Which work as spiked knuckles) against your leg, dealing (roll) damage.Health: 55Lust: 22Gems: 3RAGE: 27
rolled 6 = 6>>20477801USE ULTIMATE RAGE ABILITY.
rolled 3 = 3>>20477801I SAID TO UPPERCUTHERCUNTHERCUNTNOT OUR DICKFUCKNOW I MAD OPI HELLA MADLET LOOSE THE MADWE CAST FIST
rolled 1 = 1>>20477801RAGE MAGIC. PUNCH THE GOBLIN CLEAN OFF OF HER. LEAVE HER PURIFIED AND HUMAN.
rolled 9 = 9>>20477801I CAST FIST
rolled 5 = 5>>20477801Cast Fist
rolled 2, 7 = 9>>20477786>>20477784Fuck, didn't see these when I posted. Damn shame. Also, rerolling because I derped up.>>20477787Pff, I'm making this shit up as I go along.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477801You meant dice2d10, right?Anyway.... Let's use our muscle magic and just tear her apart. We need to finish this off.Also, how is our Lust still that high after we just punched ourselves repeatedly in the dick?
rolled 3 = 3>>20477801Cast the mighty FIST
rolled 4 = 4>>20477816This sounds about right. Remember, muscle magic isn't just hitting, it's hitting MAGIC.
rolled 10 = 10>>20477801I said it before and I will say it againFALCON PAWNCH!
rolled 3 = 3>>20477801I CAST FIST
rolled 9 = 9>>20477801Fuck her into willing slavehood, as is her proper place.
rolled 3 = 3>>20477828AW SHIT NIGGA
rolled 9 = 9>>20477801I am displeased the Hasegawa Buster was not used OP.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477801CAST FISTMAKE HER DIE AND BECOME A GOBLIN CARD THAT WE CAN SUMMON HER FROM AS A GOBLIN SLAVE IN THE FUTURE USING PURELY THE RAGE OF OUR UNBRIDLED PUNCH
rolled 7 = 7>>20477819FIST WILL NOT BE SUFFICIENT, WE NEED A NEW TECHNIQUE WITH MORE POWERI CAST...DOUBLE FIST!!!
rolled 7 = 7>>20477837>>20477828>>20477816combine these ideas
rolled 1 = 1>>20477851Second
rolled 1 = 1>>20477851Third.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477821>I'm making this shit up as I go along.Seems like we're working on WAAAAGH! logic, despite the fact that we're a marine. I kinda like it, actually. Adding up all the rolls for the majority idea.
rolled 4 = 4>>20477801op, I hope you're writing right now...
rolled 3 = 3>>20477866>>20477861How did this happen?
rolled 5 = 5>>20477851Still voting to combine.
rolled 3 = 3>>20477833GET YOUR FUCKED UP FETISHES OUT OF OUR PUNCHING EXERCISE.Later, we can be in it for the bitches, but Goblin Tits here just tried to DRUG us with fucking LUST POISON which fucking POISONS US while it makes us horny.THAT SHIT DOES NOT FUCKING FLY.
rolled 7 = 7>>20477878He's kinda right. Even if we wanted to fuck her, she's hurting and drugging us. That ain't cool.Also, when we PUNCH THE GOBLINHOOD OUT OF HER, we will have a nice willing human woman to have sex with
rolled 10 = 10So, we can punch the corruption clean off people?Gonna be funny when we have to save Niamh.>Been enslaved by imps and your mind broken? Let me just FUCK YOUR FACE UP and you'll be all fine
rolled 2 = 2>>20477900The words in the post was directed at>>20477833I agree with >>20477878 entirely.Sorry if this cause confusion.
rolled 10 = 10I support >>20477833
>>20477914we can now punch out the corruption
>>20477914Niamh is the name of the catgirl who has beer in her tits.You're thinking of Vala.
I'm not gonna bother adding up the rolls. We all know the outcome."IN DARKEST DAYIN BLACKEST NIGHTTHIS ARM OF MINE IS GLOWING BRIGHTLET THOSE WHO WORSHIPHERESY'S MIGHTBEWARE MY POWERANGRY MARINES LIGHT!"Your glowing arm punches straight through her, she doesn't have time to react, she doesn't have time to notice. She is already dead.You grab 8 gems and 13 XP from your victory.There is a flagon of potent goblin ale on your defeated opponent. You place a flagon of potent goblin ale in your first pouch.Well, that was certainly a thing, what now though?Health: 55Lust: 26Gems: 11RAGE: 14XP: 13
>>20477934
rolled 10 = 10>>20477941Go in search of civilization.
>>20477941Rape the dead body while drinking the booze.We are that mad
rolled 1 = 1guys, do we meta knowledge about transformations? Because I think IC we would try to get bombed now, but goblin tf's suck, mostly because they make you shorter which doesn't fly for an ANGRY MARINEalso, we go for that lake now
rolled 5 = 5>>20477941Take the piercings she used as spiked knuckles. Fashion them into our own spiked knuckles.Also, think of civilization as we explore. To be honest, I'd rather bed down in a comfortable place than out on the dirt with filthy subhumans wandering around.We used our magic. Why didn't she turn into a delicious human girl?
>>20477941Are we pic related?
>>20477941HAH! One demon down, more to come. Wait, was that a demon... Doesn't matter, not human. We continue onwards, back to our camp so as to try and think of new areas to head off to. Where would demons be...
rolled 9 = 9>>20477941Focus on practicing our new move:>>20477914CLEANSING PUNCH!
rolled 3 = 3>>20477941look for civ like the nat 10 says
rolled 7 = 7>>20477961I think that's perfect.Becoming smaller makes us go farther from our ideals, which makes us more angry, which means more MAGICAL FISTING TIMESDRINK THE ALEOh, and keep looking for chickpeas and sesame seeds and other foods like that.
rolled 3 = 3>>20477941The nat 10 has spoken
>>20477941>IN DARKEST DAY>IN BLACKEST NIGHT>THIS ARM OF MINE IS GLOWING BRIGHT>LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP>HERESY'S MIGHT>BEWARE MY POWER>ANGRY MARINES LIGHT!"*sniff,*
rolled 10 = 10>>20477989>>20477961>using metaknowledgeI wish I knew more about the game than what I've heard in passing on /tg/, cause if we start just meta-ing it up, It'll probably all go over my head.
rolled 10 = 10>>20477941Find a new goblin to fuck.
rolled 9 = 9>>20477982I support this. Now if we ever get too corrupted, we can just punch ourself in the dick and shed all our filthy mutations.Oh, and we can punch other people back into good Imperial Citizens. That's good too.
>>20477982>>20477957Look for civ while practicing: CLEANSING PUNCH!Move type: Melee to Short RangeEffect: Punches corruption out of beings or exorcises daemons using the righteous fury of the Emperor.
rolled 10 = 10>>20478009>>20478006I would like to change my vote to practicing the cleansing punch, please
rolled 1 = 1>>20478006Grew a tail? punch yourself in the ass until it goes away.Claws? Punching.Tits? Punching.Extra dicks? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT'S PUNCHING
>>20478009Corruption lost is half the damage dealt seem reasonable powerful and balanced?
rolled 10 = 10>>20478009>>20478009Do thiscaptcha: esuirit says
rolled 5 = 5>>20478000It's just a good idea to drink the goblin ale.Protip: Almost everything in CoC transforms you from human to whatever you got that thing from.Goblin ale turns you into a goblin
rolled 3 = 3>>20478009this please.
>>20477982You wipe the goblin blood off of you and pick the glass out of your fist before heading off. You've only fought her for minutes but it's felt like a full hour. You pick some of the piercings she used as spiked knuckles off and head back to camp.You DO like punching things, though killing her kind of left a bad aftertaste, it would be better to just punch the heresy out of the demons and turn them back to normal. Kind of reminds you of that one story, about that marine with the Mystic Hammer of Death Perception, which killed the heresy in a Chaos Marine, as well as it's AIDS. Good read, but a little off topic right now.If you're going to try to make a technique to cleanse corruption you're going to need some practice. Difficulty of the roll is 35 in 10 posts. Natural 10s count for 1.5, this should be easy. Get to trainin'
rolled 7 = 7ALL OF THESE 10'S
>>20477941>You grab 8 gems and 13 XP from your victory.This fucking anti-climax cracked me up.
rolled 8 = 8>>20478041>>20478028>>20478000>>20478005>>20477957what the fuck is going on in this thread
rolled 10 = 10>>20478009"FOOLISH DEMON, MY FISTS OR EXORCIST WEAPONS!"Shit, does this mean we can hunt down Fulgrim and punch him back to normal once we find a way out of this hell-hole?
rolled 2 = 2>>20478051Roll for trainin
rolled 6 = 6>>20478035Seems well enough.Roll to train.
rolled 10 = 10>>20478051rolling for corruption cleanse
rolled 1 = 1>>20478051Montage time? With 80's music?
rolled 9 = 9>>20478051Training.
All these fucking tens.
rolled 3 = 3>>20478064We must train in the art of punch. We become great puncher by ignoring puny flesh and punching the heresy itself.
rolled 1 = 1>>20478009Yes to punch of cleansing
>>20478052>>20478064>>20478066>>20478070>>20478076>>20478079>>20478080>>20478081By my math, it seems like we've mastered the Cleansing Fist
rolled 6 = 6>>20478051Holy mother of Terra, we can READ?We must be some kind of GENIUS marine!
rolled 1 = 1>>20478084They just keep coming
rolled 7 = 7>>20478066"I MEANT TO SAY MY FISTS *ARE* EXORCIST WEAPONS, SO WHILE YOU WERE GIGGLING OVER MY MISTAKE I PUNCHED 20 CHAOS MARINES BACK INTO BEING NORMAL.">>20478051FOR THE EMPEROR!
rolled 2 = 2Risin' up, straight to the top...
>>20478122(balls.)
rolled 4 = 4>>20478051Start blasting Eye of the Tiger and punch the corruption out of Demon-y looking rocks. Maybe we can toughen our fists up while we're at it.
rolled 6 = 6>>20478137Let's punch Demon Rocks until they turn into idols to the Emperor, that'll show em'.
rolled 5 = 5>>20478161Is idolatry heresy?
You... I.. Fuck it, I didn't think you would master it that fast, but maybe you're the chosen one or something. Maybe being a champion really means something, and it isn't all bullshit.You've mastered the Cleansing Punch, requires 30 or higher RAGE and under 50 Lust to use. It deals damage to the enemy corruption instead of their body. Quite useful, however it won't get a use in this edition.This concludes the premier of Corruption of Champions: Knighthood. I've got a big game tomorrow so the next time this happens will probably be Wednesday, maybe a couple hours before the time we started today. I'll also try to contact Fen-Kun to try and get more players for the hell of it.Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed, and I hope you enjoyed my COC:K
>>20478170Not in 40k, since it's based on Catholicism.
>>20478213>trying to get actual players of the game in and not a bunch of fa/tg/uys purposely subverting it.I fear we won't be pure for much longer in that case.
rolled 4 = 4>>20478230THE EMPRAH WILL PROVIDE THE NECESSARY NAT 10s!
>>20478213>contact FenDon't don't don't don't don't.We don't need horsecocks and furry shit in our Angry Marine.
>>20478213No, no. Keep it here. Keeps the meta to a minimum and the surprise in the non-players hilarious.
>>20478266>>20478240>>20478239>>20478230Oh, but I was so sure he would love to hear about it.I guess I could keep it here, but it would be nice with some other players.How about the next Nat 10 decides what do?
rolled 5 = 5>>20478303Rape the maids
rolled 6 = 6>>20478303keep it purealso, heretics pls go
rolled 2 = 2>>20478303>>20478303>>20478303HUMANS STRONKFURRIES GO HOMEMARETH FOR THE PURE
rolled 6 = 6>>20478319>samefagging for purity
rolled 2 = 2>>20478333>>20478319And I rolled the same thing. How silly.
rolled 9 = 9>>20478303Who the fuck is Fen?Regardless of who he is, I don't like the sound of him. Rolling to have you punch him in the balls the next time you see him.
rolled 2 = 2>>20478303Keep the ANGRY. No heretical love here. Love Cannot Bloom, for we are the Emperors Finest!
rolled 10 = 10Its already been linked in the /vg/ thread, its only a matter of time until Fen wakes up and finds out.
rolled 4 = 4>>20478303Fuck Fen and the CoC "community", excepting the many fa/tg/uys on /vg/.Fuck you too for getting butthurt when people didn't love your rails. We're gonna punch the corruption right out of every damn demon in Mareth.
rolled 8 = 8>>20478352Fen = Fenoxo = the creator of CoC.
rolled 2 = 2>>20478365And the first 10 that comes up is a neutral party commenting on the situation.What a strange night this is.
rolled 1 = 1>>20478365What a terrible post to have a ten
rolled 4 = 4>>20478352Fenoxo is the creator of the game Corruption of Champions.Also I vote to tell him about his quest but ask him not to share it with his player base.
rolled 6 = 6Why would Fen even care about the quest?
rolled 10 = 10>>20478386I suppose I could get behind this. We're trying to play a tongue in cheek subversion of it, and having that many newfags on /tg/ at once probably wouldn't end well anyway.You can tell him about it, invite him to drop in and have a chuckle, but definitely wouldn't want the rest of the fanbase to show up and start guiding us away from the light of the Emprah.
>>20478412Because he would find it amusing maybe?
rolled 10 = 10>>20478413And we have a solution.
rolled 4 = 4>>20478413>>20478453>two tens on one planWell, it's pretty fucking obvious what we do then, tell Fen and ask him not to share.Are we getting a third 10?
rolled 5 = 5>>20478465No more tensThe universe will not allow it
rolled 10 = 10>>20478484You're right, I guess we've used up all our tens for now.
rolled 4 = 4>>20478507:I
rolled 10 = 10>>20478507Hah.
rolled 1 = 1>This thread>Nat 10s fucking everywhereWHAT
rolled 4 = 4>>20478507>>20478535Dudes if you're gonna keep getting tens take the dice thing out of your email field so you won't waste them all before we need them in the next session.
rolled 5 = 5>>20478303Bring in EVERYONE.
You bastards-stop eating up /tg/'s nat 10s!Those are communal dice and you're wasting them to chat!More ingame, I just looked over the character creation posts and I don't think we brought along any rations or anythng......Hey, OP, if you're doing a final lookover of this thread for the next one, can you tell us in the next quest: is goblin meat edible?
>Apprehensively look in thread, expecting the worst.>PC is an angry marine with a god hand.>nat 10s fucking everywhere.I'm sorry I doubted you, /tg/.
The setting is fucking awful, why would you even?
>>20480279>setting>awfulI have two cowgirl waifus, one of which has a german accent, your argument is invalid.
>>20480312They'll probably make a delightful bit of beef stroganoff.
>>20480312Those two are awful too.
>>20480360Isabella is new and Marble's creator seems to have disappeared, not their fault they don't have much content.
>>20480402It's not a matter of content. It's a matter of them being awful in an awful setting. Awfully.
>>20480420Your awful.
>>20480341You can feed a Pig Girl, who's trying to lose weight, a Ham Sandwich, she is not happy
>>20480473That's fucking hilarious.I wonder how bad our CLEANSING FURY will fuck up Mareth.I wonder if we can blow up the demon factory, then just punch Marae's corruption right off her.
>>20480506WaitWaitWaitWhat if we punch the corruption out of the FACTORY? Then turn it into something proper, like an ale factory or something
>>20480545...The only thing that's producing anything there are a bunch of [REDACTED] who are continually [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] in and on their [REDACTED].How are you going to get ale out of [REDACTED], Anon?Or, I guess, given sufficient time (and unhygienic conditions), there could be a lot of yeast...
>>20480568It's a factory my friend.You unhook the captives, purify or kill the demons, extremely clean the equipment, and rework the equipmentVoila, it can be converted to something else.It would just take time.
>>20480650But how do we do that with FIST?
>>20480710FIST purifies the factory, then we get people from Tel'adre to work it.
>>20480758>co-operating with furries and half-humans
>>20480773There are no pure humans!We need someone to help us tame this shithole before we move in real humans, and begin wiping out our 'allies'
>>20480823We have something.IT'S CALLED FIST
>>20480871What?Use a varient of Fist to turn Furries in to proper Imperial Citizens?
>>20480900We PUNCH the fur off them.Then we SMACK the unclean off them.Then we FIST the love of our lord and savior of humanity, the great God-Emperor of Mankind, DIRECTLY INTO THEMTHUS IS THE FURRY MADE A CITIZEN OF THE IMPERIUMAVE IMPERATOR
>>20480909I approve of this idea.We shall create the TF Punch! It shall turn those we have purified into normal proper Humans!
>>20480932Just get the chickpeas and sesame seeds and let me work my magic, Anon.Trust me.
