>>5165346

So, how do you want to spend the next few hours before heading out to deal with some pirates?

>Spend some time sparring with a partner (Who? Write-in.)
>Make sure you're topped up on fuel and supplies. You never know what might happen.
>Just rest, relax, maybe browse the web. You've been going pretty hard lately.
>Rest is for the weak and the dead. Get in some extra training time. You've been meaning to try out training in high gravity for a while...

And what will you do with the Oni twins?
>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.
>Fuck it, who cares about that retard Denywynn? You barely got any return on your bets anyways. Just leave the girls on the ship, they'll wake up on their own eventually.
>Write-in nothing lewd

>>5165350
>Spend some time sparring with a partner
The Oni sisters, duh

>>5165350
>Make sure you're topped up on fuel and supplies. You never know what might happen.
>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.

>>5165350
>>Spend some time sparring with a partner (Who? Write-in.)
cylia of course

>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.

>>5165350
>>Spend some time sparring with a partner (Who? Write-in.)
It'll give us a good measure of them before we head out.

>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.

>>5165350
Spar with Onis since we might not see them again, and they look like they know how to fight.

>Fuck it, who cares about that retard Denywynn? You barely got any return on your bets anyways. Just leave the girls on the ship, they'll wake up on their own eventually.
>Write-in
Did we manage to add some extra rubber and insulation protection for "Clark"?

>>5165391
Clank is already about as insulated as he can get. His entire outer skin is silicone rubber, backed with skinsuit material which is resistant against HV electricity.
Clank is just concerned, because getting electrocuted is basically his worst nightmare.

>>5165350
>>Spend some time sparring with a partner (Who? Write-in.)
Spar with Cylia

>Fuck it, who cares about that retard Denywynn? You barely got any return on your bets anyways. Just leave the girls on the ship, they'll wake up on their own eventually.

>>5165350
Leave Clank and the onis on the station. Try to wake them up first so they know what's happening.

>>5165346
I love that new thread smell.

>>5165350
>Spend some time sparring with a partner (Cylia)
>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.
They can say thank you later
>Have him take pics of their silly faces in their sleep, we can prank them later

>>5165350
>Make sure you're topped up on fuel and supplies. You never know what might happen.
>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.

>>5165350
>>Spend some time sparring with a partner (Who? Write-in.)
Cylia
Fuck it, who cares about that retard Denywynn? You barely got any return on your bets anyways. Just leave the girls on the ship, they'll wake up on their own eventually.

>>5165641
anon, that's kidnapping

Just wanted to say that we need to tell Sanig about Insulin if he doesn't know already because his pancreas doesn't work right

>Just rest, relax, maybe browse the web. You've been going pretty hard lately.
Find space 4-chan and greentext about being kidnapped by grays
>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.

>>5165350
>>Those two are workers at the underground arena, and people will notice if they go missing. Not only that, Clank still has a match today. Best to leave him on the station, and let him take care of them.

>>5165709
forgot to link>>5165350

>>5165350
>>Just rest, relax, maybe browse the web. You've been going pretty hard lately.
Just relaaax, turn on the radio. We got am and FM

>Fuck it, who cares about that retard Denywynn? You barely got any return on your bets anyways. Just leave the girls on the ship, they'll wake up on their own eventually.

Screw this dumb arm wrestling timesink, Clank is coming with us. And the girls, I don't care. Gluttony is a sin and them being a no-show for the end of the tournament is their fault "b-but I didn't knew stuffing my chompers with meat was a bad ideaaa"

>>5165798
>gluttony is a sin
And kidnapping is a crime.

>>5165709
Support

>>5165350
Wake the Onis up with a sparring match before they have to go babysit the arm wrestling fags.

>>5165346

You go over a mental checklist of things you'll need. Life support... all good. You've got enough food for about two weeks, if you include the nutrient paste dispenser.
Fuel is good. You're on about 80%, so it shouldn't be an issue. There are plenty of basic materials in store for repairs as well. The ship is basically packed to the gills, but since your second cargo bay is here it's not an issue.

Your guns and ammo are all in pristine condition. You've even taken the time to clean up and improve their designs, print out some accessories and condition them for use in-vacuum.
The missile racks are full, as are the ammo cans for the ship's rotary autocannon and your own personal "peacemaker" cannon. You also have a box full of various 40mm grenades, including white phosphorus and high explosive sitting in your bedroom.

Your crew is in good shape... mostly. You feel bad about Kyla's tongue, although you didn't know she'd have that kind of reaction.
Your only real problem is those two girls that clank brought over. They haven't woken up yet, and clank still has a few matches to attend. You honestly aren't happy with the returns you've gotten so far, but that might change on the last bet.

You open up your holopad to and phone him up.

["Clank, where are you?"]

["Greetings, captain. I am currently assisting with the repair of our secondary cargo bay."]

["Alright. Good work, Clank. But i'm calling to let you know, we're going to be heading out on a mission shortly. You still have your duties here on the station, and these women you brought along are going to be in your care until they wake up. Is that understood?"]

["Of course, captain. I will ensure that no harm or undue distress befalls them. You have my word."]

["Good man. And don't forget to bring home the bacon at that tournament, alright?"]

["I will do my best, captain."]

["That's all i can ask of anyone."]

Alright, so that's taken care of. Clank should have them off the ship shortly before they leave, assuming they don't wake up before then.
You're about as prepared as you can be, but you just... ah, damn it. You always get like this before a job. You need to work off some stress by training.

No matter how bad things get, your training is always there to support you. This body you've built, the information you've collected and the martial arts you've mastered have kept you alive for a long time. You feel like you owe it to them to keep it up.

"Cyl."

Cylia looks up from her holopad with a mouthful of toast.

"As soon as you're done eating, meet me in the cargo bay. We need to spar for a while."

She gulps down her toast as the unfocused look on her face turns to worry.

"Uh... is something wrong?" She asks.

"Yes and no. There's nothing to worry about, we just need to get it done. Don't eat too much, you'll get sick."

Cylia already looks sick as she slowly puts her toast back down and takes a long sip of milk.

>>5166560
cute... isn't "gulp" the word for a long sip?

>>5166658
Yes.

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>>5166560
>cylia after hearing david's request

>>5166658
>>5166659
Nah technically the gulp is the swallow. A long sip is more like the obnoxious extended slurping people do with their tea to interrupt people and sound like assholes. But without the noise. Probably.

>>5166658
It can also mean just swallowing a large amount of anything.

>>5166708
So she wants attention thus is annoying as fuck. That's a cat alright

>>5166756
less attention and more "oh fuck, not again". its like groaning when you don't want to do something but have to.

>>5166781
I doubt david is pent up this time

>>5166948
Until she decides grappling practice is a great time to show off how flexible she is and wrap around him like a scarf.

She'll make a move eventually. It'll totally happen cyliafags. btfo by a shroom gremlin lmao

>>5166716
Kyla gulps David a lot.

It's the smell anons. Remember how she reacted last spar? Dave doesn't smell unpleasant to her, just "strong"

>>5166716
BREED THE CAT

>>5167183
....yes, and? She needs to go into Heat early to compete with Kyla, more power too her, Kyla can enjoy the show or tease her.
>>5167188
Exactly.

>>5167190
she can compete with kyla right now. she just doesn't want to grab the goblin and punt her out of the spaceship

>>5167293
Easier solution. Display dominance by planting her heel on David's shoulder, and do the splits on him. While standing.

>>5167390
But bro what if the ceiling is too low and she kicks it?

>>5167487
Then David is even closer, then she just wraps her legs around whatever part she can reach.

>>5167515
??? But she's already standing on his shoulder doing a vertical split, how can you wrap your legs around someone when you're performing a maneuver that requires full extension of the legs?

My man I think you need to lay off the sauce.

Cyliafags still think they have a chance against tight shroom gobbo pussy. How amusing.

>>5166560

Your body is already warm, even before you make your way to the cargo bay some time later.
Cylia makes her appearance five minutes after you, looking like she's walking to her death.

"So... what are we doing, exactly?" She asks.

"...SHODAN. Double the gravity in here."

"Wha-?"

"Affirmative, captain."

You feel your own entire bodyweight slam into you as your weight doubles. The great thing about it though, is that it's evenly distributed. It's not the same as wearing weights, which cause a lot of undue strain.
That doesn't seem to matter much for Cylia though, as the increase in gravity knocks her to her hands and knees.

Or rather, she's knocked to one knee... and manages to stand again, albeit slowly.

"W-Why? So heavy..." She groans.

"Take up your stance and repeat after me." You order. "Take it slow, you don't want to pull something."

She does as she's told, and one by one you take her through various stretching exercises.
After that, you move on to footwork. You teach her how to move her legs and where to place her feet for maximum punching power in a one-on-one brawl.
Next you work on ducking and weaving. You teach her how to move her head and upper body to keep from being struck, and how to throw her neck to lessen a blow she can't slip.
Then you grab a double-end bag out of a nearby crate and attach it to it's frame. You show her how to strike at it, teaching her a few simple combos and emphasizing how important accuracy is.

Within half an hour, she's already exhausted. By the end of the hour, she's practically dead. Cylia's stamina and accuracy are great, but she just has no stamina whatsoever.
That's true of most races, you've discovered. Even amongst other apex predators, there's nothing that comes close to you as far as stamina. They're more like cheetahs, only able to product short bursts of power before exhausting themselves.

"You did good, Cyl. Meet me back here tomorrow, same time. We'll do it again."

"N-no way... you're insane... hah... haha..."

Her heaving breaths slowly turn into manic chuckles as she rolls off her back and struggles up to her feet, limping shakily out of the cargo bay.
As soon as Cylia leaves, the door automatically closes behind her.

You haven't gotten nearly as much done as you'd wanted. You didn't even get to actually spar with her before she was completely exhausted.
Taking the double-end bag down, you put up a heavy bag in it's place, hefting it up and hooking onto the heavy-duty, multi-purpose frame you'd welded up.

"SHODAN... three times, please."

"Affirmative, captain."

The heavy frame sags slightly as you feel your weight increase even further, and the heavy bag's along with it.
Tapping your bare fist against it, you can feel that the grains of sand inside have compacted, and it's almost like a rock at this point.

Good. That's exactly what you want.
You slip on your powder-infused knuckle gloves and give the bag a solid one-two. It barely moves.

>>5168040
Roll me 1d100, best of 3.
Higher is better, but there is no failure here.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5168041
Alright boss.
Check these digits.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5168041

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5168041
WATAH

>>5168048
>>5168049
Guess no Bruce Lee bullshit...yet.

Rolled 91 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>5168052
Hey man its okay. This is David's first time testing the waters at 3x gravity. Things will get better with practice.

>>5168041
Yal forgot the +1 strength.

>>5168095
....why didn't you roll sooner

>>5168095
Bro

>>5168095
The roll called for unmodified. You have no power here, latenon the gay.

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>>5168095
Read em and weep boys.

>>5168101
Rolling sooner wouldnt had matter. It's all rng.

>>5168102
I know I know

>>5168103
Or maybe the QM is doing the big gay for forgetting the +1 strength mod. Technically this is strength related, as this is David working his BIG MAN STRONK ARMS on a heavy bag, at three times the gravity. You need to be a S T O N K boy to be able to work in that condition.

>>5168108
But this is also training. There is no DC for training. It's all about pushing yourself not beating some arbitrary obstacle.

>>5168126
y-yeah but this is space training

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>>5168144
Every training is space training. Everything's in space.

>>5168205
¿¿¿¡¡¡¡!!!!!???

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>>5168284
Damn straight. Every day is space day for David.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk

>>5168205
>>5168292
Fun Fact! At the time this quest takes place, MGR:R is out!

>>5168360
it is!? Damn... I wish I had the time and resources to play those games. Sad... I wish I had that stuff when I was a child

>>5168369
it's like 20 bucks IIRC, and it ran on the ps3 so you should be good to go.

>>5168369
>Cylia: I don't get it, there's like robots and stuff. And he's using a sword against them? That just doesn't work physically. It's not long enough!
>David: HE SUPLEXED A FUCKING METAL GEAR YEAAAAAA
>Kyla: Oooh robot buddies with detachable limbs!
>Gildur: This is very violent...
>Sanig: Giant death machines eh? I remember when I drew my first schematics.
>SHODAN: Nanomachines. Hm.
>Clank: Yes I am my own master now, too. Thank you philosophically inclined canid mechanoid.

Hey if you got a steam account you can pick it up for cheap. If it's a matter of time I can't really help you there. Currently the only time machine I got is the meatsuit I'm wearing. And sadly it only goes forwards.

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>>5168434
>he hasn't unlocked time manipulation
Absolutely disgusting

>>5168439
Fuck off Vivec you dopey cunt the Nereveraine has the real CHIM hours. Wimpass god can't even get his own divinity without fucking over his buddies. Shiiiieeeeeeet.

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>>5168439
Fuck off you traitor, all the bullshit that befell morrowind was your fault

>>5168449
Based

>>5168434
>>5168429
My battlestation is a laptop. It claims to have a 940mx but I have my doubts. I do play an extremely based game called x-com files, a well known (for like 100 people) mod of the OG ufo defense, 1993
https://github.com/SolariusScorch/XComFiles

Give it a look. even with this game, the frames drop on my computer when there are tall buildings

>>5168439
>Does CHIM
>uses it to get boypregnant. fagpreggers

>>5168434
On that note, I wonder if we have the resources to make a bootleg high-frequency blade.

>>5168574
We have too, we should ask Sanig about it.

>>5168574
>>5168587
The real question is what form it should take.

The merits and detriments of it being a katana
>Even better at cutting
>Can make weeby references
>Isn't Euro/american
>Difference in cutting power is negligible

The merits and detriments of it being some form of euro blade
>better at stabbing and as such better against armored targets
>probably easier to use one handed
>isn't Japanese
>difference in piercing power is negligible

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>>5168619
It really all depends on what David is most comfortable with...so maybe an HF machete?

>>5168650
>not embracing the knoife so you can go full Turok once you get stranded on a planet covered in dinosaurs
Disappointed.

>>5168664
Somehow I imagine David is the only kid to ever actually read the Turok comics.
Because of course he'd read the comic about an Indian fighting Dinosaurs and shit.

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>>5168619
The katana is dogshit, its a glorified bastardsword sized razor. Pic related would be more reliable in every metric.

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>>5168650
I could see that
>>5168664
>>5168672
....have we told anyone about dinosaurs yet?
>Knoigf appreciator
based

>>5168692
>>5168619
Wee have a Maul that can turn anything into bloody mist. We're good for now.

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>>5168695
It is a good mace...

>>5168697
It is. One hit from that will kill you, the door you fly through, and the person hiding behind the door. Now imagine that but with power armor.

>>5168694
>"You really expect me to believe your planet has giant reptiles with razor sharp teeth running around?"
>"Well yeah, or at least it did until the planet got hit with a massive meteor and killed 'em all."
>"Oh, they conveniently went extinct, so now you don't have to show any proof. Nice try David."
>"Alright. SHODAN, DISPLAY THE GIGANTOSAURUS!"

>>5168695
Yeah, fair. Still, no reason not to discuss the potential of out current resources.

>>5168705
We can install a slot in the head of our maul to include a small liquid explosive.
>load maul, swing at someone, not they're dying and covered in napalm.

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>>5168707
Like so?

>>5168710
>>5168710
pretty much.

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>>5168704
>tfw you have to describe a quetzalcoatalus without ayyys thinking you're about to say slyvern

We must show them Peter jackson's King Kong.

>>5168040

"Yeah, Gron wouldn't drop from a punch like that either..." You mumble.

You let out a long hiss of air as your shoulders drop and your stance loosens along with your muscles.
The room is nearly silent as you stare the bag down, focusing on it intently. You feel your muscles fill with energy as you prepare yourself to strike.

"Captain, your heartrate is slowing rapidly. Are you alright?"

"I'm fine."

Your focus reaches it's peak as you imagine Gron's torso in place of the heavy sandbag in front of you. You remember the toughness of his skin, the way his flesh refused to give when you struck him.
And then you rush forwards, ducking down under an imaginary grapple to lay a left hook into his ribs. The metal frame skids across the floor slightly as the bag is knocked aside, leaving a dent in it's side.

You twist at the hip, pushing off with your foot to apply even more power as you lay into the bag with a right straight. The whole frame jumps as the bag is lifted into the air momentarily, and you take the opportunity to slip around to it's side.
You hear a loud BANG as the frame the bag is hanging from smacks into the ground again, and that's when you turn to deliver a harsh backwards elbow into it's "side".
Building your momentum back up, you finish turning and deliver a right hook into the bag's "temple".

The bag rocks about violently in every direction as you strike it here and there, with absolutely excessive force.
Every blow delivers all of your strength and bodyweight with bone-crushing force.

And then the chain holding the bag snaps, causing it to slam into the sheet metal floor. It leaves a large dent where it landed, bending the tiles upwards around their exposed edges.
You pant in exhaustion from the relatively short exercise. It feels like your knuckles are all scuffed up, despite wearing protective gloves.

"Is it really necessary to punch actual sand and rocks? You could just as easily have filled it with rubber balls or cloth."

"You know the answer to that... SHODAN..." You pant.

You spend some time resting and recovering, which is a bit more difficult in this high gravity. Even breathing becomes a chore when you weigh seven hundred and fifty pounds, give or take.
After sitting around for about five minutes, you hear a bang as something hits the floor, followed by a loud groan.

"What the...? Ah, shit! The girls!"

You completely forgot they were still sleeping in here, specifically. Clank must have dragged their cots out of the way while he was working on the kitchen door last night.
Rushing over, you find them both tucked behind some crates, still in their cots... or well...

It seems like Ourg's cot actually collapsed under her weight, and she's currently writhing around on the floor.

"Shit! Sorry about that, are you alright?" You ask, offering your hand to help her up."

"Guh..!" She gasps. "Gravity..! The gravity..!"

>>5168943
>weird creepo leads you to his ship
>his boss knocks you out and chains you up
>then he feeds you
>it knocks you unconscious
>you wake up struggling to breathe let alone move
It's like the ultimate waterslide of razorblades and lemon juice goddamn. They just can't get a break kek

>>5168943
Fuck my sides these girls are getting the David exclusive. Was the 3x gravity exclusive to this portion of the ship or all around?
Lmao I cant believe the misfortune that these girls are having by being in 3x gravity.

>>5168956
>You have to eat all the dodo eggs

>>5168943
Well, they know Clank wasn't full of shit when he called us a freak.

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>>5168697
amirite? Why do we need a cutting sword that weights nothing when we can have kilos and kilos of a huge mace
>m-muh superior speed

>>5169243
I just like the idea of the aliens see our giant human ass blitz past them swinging, then before they realize it they're in pieces before they realize what happened.

At this point, I say we should pay a visit to those space monks Clank heard about, and also investigate about aliens and their cultures.

I want to imagine there's space knights that aren't zealous bastards that can show us how to use our weapons (like the maces, swords and shit) plus other old-as-shit weapons they made before unlocking lighyear space travel, and also aliens fight techniques

>>5169280
That same logic can be applied with the mace if swung hard and fast enough. That mace pretty much has the bloody mess perk tact onto it from the start, so anything David hits with it will be dead before it realizes somethings wrong. Better yet if the corpses he hit fragments into shotgun bone shells into another guy.

>>5169283
Agreed if we have enough time on this station. Perhaps we can grab their numbers, so if we ever want to come back to this station, or if they ever migrate to xebric we can have a chat.

>>5169243
You need multiple forms of damage just in case you come across a space worm that has damage resistance 20/slashing, piercing

Simple bruh.

>>5169318
bruh

>>5169318
It's a good thing we have a maul, which deals blundeoning and tearing damage.
We also have GUN.

>>5169343
>tfw if you use ball ammo it gets ruled to be using bludgeoning damage because round objects don't pierce things according to the braindead DM

>>5169438
anything can do piercing damage if it goes fast enough

>>5169438
So...technically speaking, he's not wrong.
Just make conical bullets.

>>5168943

"SHODAN! Hurry!" You order.

The gravity rapidly decreases, as opposed to it's usual slow ramp-up and ramp-down. This causes the ship to jutter slightly as the weight of everything inside the cargo bay changes.
You're left feeling light as a feather, as if you could jump up and just float away. In Ourg's case, her breathing immediately eases, but she does still struggle a bit.

"Are you alright, miss? Did that fall knock the wind out of you?" You ask.

She faces her palm towards you, urging you to stop asking questions for a moment. But she does nod in affirmation.
It takes her a moment to get her wind back.

"What... the hell... was that?!" She demands.

"The gravity, i assume?"

"Yes! That was like, six or seven times standard! Even in the arena it won't go half that high!"

"I'm sorry. I was training, and forgot you two were sleeping in here..."

"Sleeping...? Wait, what are we doing here? Did you... did you drug us?!"

"Eh, in a manner of speaking."

Ourg reflexively takes a half-step away from you, and her expression hardens.

"Calm down, miss. You just fell asleep because you ate too much meat. Happens all the time on earth."

"Meat..? How can you fall asleep from eating meat?" She asks, still wary of you.

"Some meats contain precursor chemicals that get turned into serotonin when broken down in your stomach. You eat too much, it relaxes you and makes you sleepy. You two have been out for over half a day already."

Ourg looks over to her sister, who's still sleeping in her cot. She looks much more comfortable now, and the grimace on her face has turned back to a faint grin.

"I'm... not sure if i believe that." Ourg admits. "But we've never had that much to eat before, so i can't say it's impossible. I guess."

She tries to stand, but her legs fold underneath her. She grimaces and rubs them roughly, as if they're causing her pain.

"What's wrong? Are your legs injured?"

"No, i just... gah, it feels like all the blood in my body has pooled into my limbs. How high was that gravity, anyways?"

"Three gees."

Ourg pauses to look at you as the information translates and sinks in, looking dumbfounded.

"Seriously? It... you actually were training in six times standard gravity?"

"Yeah. You gotta keep moving, or like you said, your blood starts to pool. It can cause you to have a heart attack, if you're not careful."

"That's insane! Even for me! I mean, gravity training is nothing new, but that much?! 0.7 or 0.8 is plenty, don't you think?"

"Not at all. My homeworld is one gee, so anything less causes my bones to grow brittle and weak. I need to keep up my training so my health doesn't decline."

"Okay... but even then, one gee is a world apart from three gees. Why go so far? Aren't you just going to hurt yourself like that?"


>"That's my own business. Sorry."
>"You'd probably think i was crazy even if i told you."
>"You really want to know? Alright, i suppose it won't hurt..."
>Write-in?

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>>5170408
>Write-in?
>im following the path of the great warrior son goku

>>5170408
>"You really want to know? Alright, i suppose it won't hurt..."
>"Besides, what doesn't kill you only makes ME stronger.
This gonna be fun.

>>5170408
>>5170412
this too>>5170411
I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was

>>5170408
>"You really want to know? Alright, i suppose it won't hurt..."
>im following the path of the great warrior son goku

>>5170408
>"I'm following the path of the great warrior Son Goku."
>"Besides, training like this is pretty much impossible where I come from. I figured I may as well see how far I can take it while I still can."

>>5170411
+1 for the lols
Come to think of it, humans are kinda this universe's version of saiyans, highly adaptable and hardy monkey-people with a penchant for violence

>>5170411
KEK agree. +1

>>5170408
>>"You really want to know? Alright, i suppose it won't hurt..."

>>5170408
>"You really want to know? Alright, i suppose it won't hurt..."
>im following the path of the great warrior son goku

>>5170411
This!

>>5170408

You could tell her the real truth, but honestly... you don't know this girl very well.
You're better off just fucking with her a little.

"You really want to know what my deal is, huh?"

"Yeah, i do. There's gotta be some reason behind it!" She exclaims, seeming excited for some reason.

"Alright, i guess it couldn't hurt..."

You pull over a pair of folding chairs and sit down in yours backwards, resting your arms on the back.
Ourg tries to do the same, but clearly finds it somewhat awkward.

Your put on the most serious face you can manage and begin spewing your bullshit.

"The truth is... i'm following the path of the legendary warrior, Son Goku."

"Son Goku...? I've never heard of him."

"You wouldn't have." You nod. "He is a legend among my people, but my people are isolated from the greater galaxy. Still, Son Goku protected our world from dozens of threats, each capable of destroying the planet. All with his own strength."

"That... that doesn't... are you messing with me?"

"Definitely not." You lie, shaking your head. "Son Goku was a great martial artist. His strength was so vast that he was capable of projecting it beyond his own body, firing blasts of energy from his hands."

"Like a plasma caster?" She asks.

"Yes, but with much more force."

"Okay, now i know you're screwing with me."

"Am i?" You tease.

Standing up from your seat, you open up a storage crate and pull out a non-stick aluminum frying pan, which you then proceed to roll up in your hands like a burrito before handing it to her.

"What's this? A piece of rubber or something?"

She tries to pry the pan back to it's original shape, but doesn't have nearly the finger strength required.
This confuses the oni, who continues trying to pry it open. And when that doesn't work, she starts looking for the "trick" to unroll it.

Of course, there isn't one.

You take it back from her and smack it against the wall, letting her hear the sound it makes.

"That's solid metal, girl. And i'm only up to three times earth's gravity. Goku trained in over a hundred."

Her eyes widen slightly at your words, combined with your slightly cheaty display of strength.

"That's what makes him a legend, you see... he surpassed the supposed limits of a mortal man through training alone. That is my goal, as well. That is what i strive for. But this is only the beginning."

You toss the rolled-up skillet for effect, allowing it to skitter across the ground and stop in front of her.

"Holy shit. Clark wasn't kidding, you're crazy."

You smirk as the heavy bag catches your eye, still sitting in the cratered floor of the cargo bay where it landed.

"...That punching bag over there. Think you can you lift it back up onto it's hook for me?"

"That? Sure, i guess..."

Ourg walks over and eyes the bag, only now noticing that it's dented the floor.

"Nine hells... what's in this thing?" She mutters.

>>5171236
>"Nine hells... what's in this thing?" She mutters.
Only the most coarse, rough and irritating substance in the galaxy. It really does get everywhere.

>>5171236
Holy shit David dont stop, this is hilarious. Get her thinking crazy shit.

>"Nine hells... what's in this thing?" She mutters.
Sand. Is sand weird? I like sand. You can use it to make sand castles. David tell her about the filthy sand people where we're from.

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>>5171333
Yes, tell her about the sand people. That should be hilarious.

>>5171301
+1
KEK

>>5171333
>Is sand weird?
Sand'd be fairly normal on any planet with active fluid cycles (especially those featuring oceans) but could occur elsewhere in the form of wind-eroded material, etc. I imagine her confusion lies in the fact that most punching bags are filled with 'rubber balls or cloth' as SHODAN suggested we could use - that or she and her sister are station/ship-born and have never actually been on a planet.

>David tell her about the filthy sand people where we're from.
Nah, this is when we mention the Grabboids.

>>5171387
>Grabboids.
based and culture-pilled

>>5171387
>>5171390
Truth be told I thing Bury Gummer is one of if not the favorite hero of David

https://youtu.be/SC--yx1Geas
how did david rolled it up?

>>5171473
Probably about like that, along with it being a little bit thinner than a normal pan.

>>5171523
>>5171473
David had an easier time of it, because he picked an aluminum pan rather than sheet steel.
He wanted to make it look more impressive, so he grabbed one that he wouldn't struggle with.

>>5171443
The character is based, but I get the distinct feeling that David would have a few critiques about Burt's methoda of preparation.
Namely;
>Too many collector's items, not enough ammo
>Not nearly enough food to wait out a nuclear communist zombie space alien invasion
>Flimsy as fuck fortifications, a single Grabboid shouldn't be able to bust into your shelter

>>5171236
>Weak Oni women get folded by human men
More at 11

>>5171580
Ya know, that white lie about Goku does bring up an interesting question.
Just how high can David go?

>>5172240
I don't know, but I feel like it's more than normal for humans. Maybe it's just me but I don't think your average strong military man can make a 300+ pound bag jump with their punches. And considering it's filled with sand I'm probably massively lowballing its weight. Keeping in mind that even though David would be throwing stronger punches because he's also heavier, generating power would also be harder to begin with because of it.

He's not normal. Just built different.

>>5172248
David is an absolute unit.
At the same time, trying to move, much less fight, would be pretty much impossible at 3Gs of gravity.
I don't care if you're Thor Bjornson and Mike Tyson's bastard child hopped up on meth, you're not doing shit with all that weight on you.
I think something that the Greys did to David when he was abducted is what's causing this insane adaptation to be possible.

>>5172267
>tfw the grayyyys unironically accidentallied a saiyan into reality
Nanomachines

They are not toys senior aliurms.

>>5172270
The xenos have fucked up massively. That's for sure.
Once David actually figures out what they did to him, it's over for this Galaxy.

>>5172267
Had the same thought, the heart couldn't support the body under these circumstances

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>>5172275
>tfw the the ayyys made the most dangerous species in the galaxy 3x more dangerous.

>>5172267
They may have made some minor changes. Specifically to his lungs and cardiovascular system.
Mind you, humans haven't been bioengineered in the slightest. Our genetic code is full of junk data, nasty mistakes just general inefficiencies.

Even the slightest bit of optimization could have dramatic effects.

>>5172331
Wait...did they mess with our DNA? I thought this was just some type of implant or surgical enhancement of David's organs.
If they straight rewrote David's genetic code...they REALLY fucked up.

>>5172331
Cut to David selling his sperm to the highest bidder.

>>5172335
I mentioned it back in the early threads. They gave him a generic retrovirus that's meant to optimize people's ability to breathe station air, which can be quite low pressure for some species. As a result, David's ability to take in and carry oxygen was greatly improved. The effect took months to appear as his body was slowly restructured.
It might have done a little more than that, though. It's a generic retrovirus after all, and it's just trying it's best in whatever foreign species it ends up in.

>>5172331
>tfw uncut human twisty helixes made a galactic apex predator and the egghead midgets made it EXTRA apex
Fuck

>>5172349
David's Kyla Feed is gonna be worth alot of money when we get home.

>>5172349
Hmmm...did the virus cause David's lungs to grow more alveolae?
Did his bone marrow density get increased to boost his red blood cell count?
Did the diameter of his blood vessels increase to move more blood?
Did his heart get more cardiac tissue to support any of those changes?
This REALLY has my noggin joggin'.

>>5172349
Hold on, did David have any food allergies before he got abducted? That'd be a hilarious way to cure a peanut allergy; making them into superhumans.

>>5172358
This was actually discussed in earlier threads if you wanna check it

>>5172349
Are the gene mods tailored to individual aliens, or can we pick up a 12 pack of these things from the local space Walgreens? I'd like to get my hands on some more of those.

Is there a danger for taking too many health modding things? For David specifically?

>>5172358
Doesn’t that sort of a list seem like a bit much for one retrovirus that’s not tailored for humans to make? Isn’t it more likely it did some sci-fi magic on the efficiency of haemoglobin and cellular respiration? Maybe made it easier for transmission through cell membranes too?

>>5172331
So they did probe his ass

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Gentlemen. We fed two Oni gals into unconsciousness and then almost killed them by working out in their vicinity. My good Sirs I would like to point out that we ARE AN ONI GIRLS FETISH BUFFET. I don't think it's gonna take too much effort to get them to join our crew.

>>5173122
suck their horns!

>>5173122
Give them headpats!

>>5173274
>>5173122
>>5173305
h a n d
h o l d i n g

>>5173340
You sick degenerate....I like it.

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>>5173340
Lewd.

>>5173122
One issue, these are aliens not demons.

And we didn't drink them under a table yet so you're missing the final step.

Arguably the most iconic one, too. C'mon.

>>5173372
If she can't handle 3 gees, she can't handle our booze. Lets see if we can get them to drink our spiked soda.

>>5173377
>tfw they've never drank alcohol before and they become immediately addicted

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>>5171236

Ourg makes the mistake of attempting to lift the bag from it's middle, rather than by the chain at it's top.
She struggles to get a firm grip on it as it flops around, but to her credit she does actually get it up onto her shoulder.

"Need some help with that?" You grin.

"N-No! I'm ffffffffine!" She grunts, doing her best to get it hooked into place.

She nearly tumbles backwards as she lifts the bag up at one end to get it a bit higher. It's all very awkward, so you step in to help her regardless.
Stepping in underneath the bag, you lift it up and get it hooked onto the steel frame, which at this point has been bent and is sagging lower than it did previously.

"I would have gotten it on my own..." She grumbles.

"I'm sure you would have. I hate to watch a lady struggle, though."

Ourg blushes, but seems indignant.

"I didn't need your help! I'm pretty strong myself, you know!"

"...Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, i am! Just look at these abs!"

Ourg lifts up her armor and the shirt underneath, revealing a very nicely toned stomach. At the same time, her armor ends up pushing her breasts up practically into her face. God, those are big...

"Not bad, not bad. But you know, just having abs doesn't mean you're strong. Check this out."

You take off your gym shirt, revealing the black sheen of your skinsuit underneath. Ourg seems confused at first, but then you peel off the upper portion of your skinsuit as well, letting it hang down at your waist to reveal your bare torso.

"Woah..." She gasps. "Your core looks like a block of chiseled stone, and your arms are bigger than most people's legs..."

"Core strength is very important. You really need to work on your back as well."

"What's wrong with my back?"

"Your back supports your whole body, man. If you try to throw a punch or swing a weapon like that, you're only going to hurt yourself. Let me guess, you already have a habit of pulling something in your back?"

"Yeah..." She admits. "But i thought that was just because..."

"Because?"

"N-Nothing." She blushes.

"Well, i can show you a few excercises that'll help even you out, if you'd like."

You hear someone clear their throat behind you. It's Kyla.

"Ahem... zo, whad's going on in here?"

Ourg blushes even harder than before and quickly moves to lower her shirt and re-adjust her armor.

"Ah, Kyla? How's your tongue?"

"Id's mozdly fine. Liddle bid swelled."

"That's good. Sorry again about that, i really didn't know."

"Id's fine."

"Well then, we were just comparing our physiques here, if you're interested."

Kyla grins widely as she walks up to your leg and wraps her right hand around it, right under your groin. With her free hand, she grabs a handful of your ass and squeezes.

"Oh, i already know all aboud your physique, honey. Don'd worry aboud thad."

Kyla looks over to the oni as she rubs her hand up and down your leg, never losing that grin of hers.
Ourg blushes so hard that her whole face turns purple.

"OOOOKAYigottagocheckonbaalBYE!"

>>5173097
It is a mystery.

>>5172890
There are gene mods tailored for each species. Normally they're given to babies in hospital, or to first-time travelers off planet or people about to go into military service. It's not something you can normally just go out and buy, and they won't work on other species.
However, the greys have their own specialized retroviruses that are much more "general purpose" and can be applied to a wide range of species, including those that haven't been discovered yet. However, there may be side effects from using them, both beneficial and detractive.
Those retroviruses are specifically carried on grey scout ships like the metal gear, which are used to conduct illegal first contact abductions for the purpose of medical research and bionics production.

>ONIFAGS FUCKING OBLITERATED
>REDUCED TO ATOMS
Can this mushroom's reign of terror ever be stopped?

Poor Ourg though. She skipped back day for all these years when she's carrying thirty pounds on her chest every day. Yeesh.

>>5173416
Our Fungi needs to be stopped at once.

>>5173340
horn docking

>3'2 tall fuck mushroom mogs 6'4 tall fuck demon
more new during afternoon

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>>5173416
Kyla is too lewd, pure Oni girls meet the first piece of man meat and she almost flashed him. Poor girl. That Oni girl is gonna have some heavy dreams.
>>5173424
Then I guess she's gonna be coming over to learn some ways to fix that. Cylia needs to step it up, I think we can do this by giving her more David time.

>>5173464
You know if people would have went with SHODAN there'd be no issues. She's 3000% a voyeur. Bang whoever you like, but leave the webcam on. But people couldn't wait and had to dick the amanita.

>>5173477
Whether we left it on or not I'm sure SHODAN could approximate what happened just via sound and chemical analysis of the air.

>>5173480
That is some next level sexual snooping right there.

>>5173480
make it like in ghost in the shell where pressure sensors in the parking lot of a building allow the human sidekick to know something is up

>>5173480
>>5173486
>>5173493
How many times has she counted the trusts it took for David to get off with Kyla? Did she note how often she passed out from cumflation?

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>>5173372
S O O N !
Gee, know what's good for waking up? Irish coffee.

>>5173566
>Gee, know what's good for waking up?
A glass of ice cold water and walking barefoot on tile floors?

>>5173566
Doing a couple of sit ups and splashing cold water at the back of your neck?

>>5173422
>It is a mystery.
So they fucked David's ass then.
This means war.

>>5173612
>tfw they couldn't actually probe him because his squat game is on point

>>5173633
>David pulled a Brock Samson on some unfortunate Gray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ystOQhys7l8

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Wait...now I realize what we were missing all along.
A BITCHIN' MUSCLE CAR!

>>5173648
I'm imagining that scene of the Venture Bros where Samson kills all those minions with his car.

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>>5173593
>>5173600
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
Drunk Jesus.

>>5173868
Sorry, I only pray to Hydration Jesus.

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>>5173812
Imagine how Kyla would react to a proper Hemi.
Then imagine how much alien technology we could strap onto said Hemi.

>>5173895
You know how a properly tuned speaker system can cause just the right vibration to get a chick off?

Yeah I imagine that's what'll happen to Kyla if you put her in the passenger seat and start the engine.

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>>5173895
Alien tech strapped to a muscle car you say eh...

>>5173895
>>5173905
>>5173932
Guys, be careful, her gobbo brain was not meant to handle that much pleasure and human meat. She's a living being, not cock pocket, try as she may.

>>5174069
I didn't even say anything about fucking her, I just want shortstack gobbos riding in our bitchin' hemi.

>>5173416

Ourg immediately runs off behind the crates to check on her sister, which is a bit awkward because she's still just right there. You can hear her squirming.
Kyla lets go of you and skips her way over to the workbench, where she grabs her sonicator before skipping back over and whispering up at you.

"I don't mind sharing you with other girls..."

She rakes a nail across your exposed abs.

"...Just don't forget who's on top."

And with that, she skips off with a big grin on her face.
After she's gone, you clear your own throat and yell across the room to Ourg.

"So, i put Clark in charge of you guys. There's some spending money in his account if you need a hotel or something, but i think you'll be fine. Me and the crew have a job to do, so we'll be away for a few days. We're leaving shortly."

You hear a faint "Okay..." in response. Good enough.

It'd be a bit awkward to just keep working out in here, and you can't crank up the gravity with Baal still asleep, so you head back to the kitchen to grab some water.
As soon as you enter though, Cylia gets one good look at you and almost chokes on her water, spraying it across the room.

"...What's the matter with you?" You ask.

Cylia stutters for a moment before getting her words together.

"You're naked again! We talked about this!" She complains.

"Huh? Oh, right. Sorry."

You quickly slip the top half of your skinsuit back on, which calms her down somewhat. You left your shirt in the cargo bay, though.

"David, have you gotten even bigger? I swear you've got more muscle than the last time i saw you... bare, like that."

"Yeah, probably. I've been working at it pretty hard. As the representative of my species, it wouldn't look good if i went getting my ass kicked by a rock man or something, would it?"

"Should a representative really be getting into fights like that in the first place?"

"A human representative? Depends on who you ask. If their opinion matters though, then the answer is yes."

"So maybe there are sane humans after all..." Cylia mutters.

"Hah. Nah, those are the crazy ones. Never fuck with a politician, they have no soul, no emotions... all psycho and sociopaths, every last one of them."

"You must be joking. By politician, you mean like, your planetary government, right? How can people like that make the rules that are supposed to protect and guide the populace?"

"Simple. Power begets more power, so anyone who cared about the people got kicked of the government as soon as they got in. Now they only serve eachother."

"...That's... really bad, isn't it?"

"Hmm? Oh, sure. I hate it more than anything. Course, i'd probably care less if i was the one in power. That's how it works, after all. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, as they say."

"I have a bad feeling about what's gonna happen if we ever find your home planet."

"Haha. Don't think i haven't been thinking about that. We'll see how it goes. We will... definitely see."

>>5173812
Are we NOT Brock Samson?

>>5174083
The gobbo that gets horny for our tech is not going to simply, ride it.

>>5174104
>special forces veteran
>built like a brick shithouse
>blonde
>knife fighting aficionado
All we're missing is a mullet and a fetish for improvised weaponry.

>>5174091
Kyla is too sweat, and she probably had Cylia in mind. But good info for the future. Kinda surprised she didn't say, Don't forget whos on bottom. Make the joke stick.
Poor Cylia has no idea about the faggotry of Jews.

>>5174091
I wonder what Cylia would think about some of the world's strongest men. Being eight feet tall and four hundred pounds of obscene muscle hits different.

>>5174108
You mean all we are missing is the mullet.

We are both using improvised weaponry and creating weapons on the fly

OSI/SPHINX when?

>>5174143
>OSI/SPHINX when?
We're making it right now. Once we get our mining ship fleet, we'll have enough ships to be anywhere we need to be.

Speaking of politicians, I wonder if David would vibe with Armstrong's will to power schtick or mistake him for an objectivist like many an anon.

>>5174225
In the most recent post he seems contemptuous of how political power preserves itself. I see no reason his analysis would change even if power was gained through fist fights rather than elections. Unless he was "corrupted," as he said.

>>5174256
Well the underlying problem remains the same. If all that matters is who could kill who you'd just see politicians cheating to always win. Or doing shady shit to ensure their chances. Not different from massive propaganda or outright rigging in effect.

It's like picking whether you want to sit on a live wire or a hot plate. It's gonna be a pain in the ass either way.

And then you don't even need to be/have politicians for lobbying is one hell of a drug. Why bother to participate in elections when you can buy whoever wins?

>>5174256
>>5174281
I suppose your guys are right. I was asking because Armstrong also held contempt for the system, although I suppose it was for different reasons, like how wars were fought for by people who didn't really believe in them outside of blind patriotism (it was how Khamsin was sent to die). The same thing applies politically, how every senator and governor say one thing but do another out of an apparent lack of principles.

>>5174464
While I can agree with Armstrong that the system is irreparably damaged by morally bankrupt individuals, I can't condone his methods.
In that regard, I'm fairly sure David also wouldn't be a fan of Armstrong's methods.

>>5174108
I don't think David's hairstyle has been described yet. As a good ole boy from 'bama, the chance he's got a mullet is higher than you'd think. If it isn't a mullet, then he'd probably keep it high and tight just like when he was in the marines.

>>5175257
I'm gonna keep it real with you, nobody who just got out of the Marines keeps the high and tight.
He might have a mullet simply because it's the farthest thing from a regulation haircut he could think of.

>>5174091

It takes three hours for the crew to weld on your already-completed cargo bay, which is quite quick by any measure. Then another thirty minutes after that to check all the systems are working. Heatsinks, electrical, stuff like that.
You spend the majority of that time getting your energy out by doing slightly less intensive excercises in your room, until Kyla finally gives you the all-clear for takeoff.

"David, hon? You're drenched in sweat again." Kyla informs you.

"Yes, i'm aware. Thank you."

You step out of your bedroom into the hall, steaming in the cool, moist air of the ship.
One of the men who put the ship together is standing there, looking down at his holopad.

"Alright..." He says. "Given labor and materials, we're lookin' at about four thousand credits total. We take latinum too, if you-"

Finally, he looks back up from his pad and sees you, standing in front of him with a massive pump going on.
He literally drops his holopad like he forgot how to use his hands and stares up at you without breathing.

Kyla pops out from behind your leg to speak with him.

"Four thousand? Sounds about alright. Here you... go..."

She holds her holopad out to complete the transaction with him, but notices that he's standing there, frozen.

"Oh, uh... don't worry about the big guy. He's harmless, i promise." She assures him.

You flash the worker a big, tired grin and let an exhausted sigh blow through your teeth.
In response, the blank expression on his face turns into a panicked frown. You watch as a stream of piss darkens his pants and audibly dribbles down into his shoe.

The worker very slowly reaches down for his holopad, carefully taps it against Kyla's to transfer the money and begins backing away as quietly as his can.
The squelching of his piss-soaked shoe doesn't help.

"What was his problem?" You wonder.

"You... you're serious?" Kyla asks. "Hon, you can be a little... intimidating. Without meaning to be, i mean."

"What do you mean?"

"Ah, well... you know, you're gigantic? And insanely muscular? And then you're all sweaty and veiny, and i can feel the heat radiating off your skin..."

"I was just working out, man. That happens to everyone."

"No... not quite. Ahem. But anyways, the point is that you look very much the part of some wild beast from a class 10 death world."

"Not a person?"

"There are no people on class 10 death worlds, hon. That's why they're death worlds."

"Well gee, thanks for the confidence boost."

"C'mon, you know i didn't mean it like that! It's just... well, your teeth..."

"What about them?"

"You kind of... flash a lot of tooth when you smile. That's a predator thing, i get it, but... there's just something kind of scary about the way you do it."

"What, i've got a creepy smile now?"

"No! Not creepy. More like uh... oh wow, how do i explain this?"

"You look like you're about to eat someone when you smile at them." Cylia interrupts.

"What? That's ridiculous! You all know don't eat people."

>>5175678
Okay...to be fair, we wouldn't eat people if we know they are people before hand.

>>5175678
>"What? That's ridiculous! You all know I don't eat people."
David would TOTALLY eat an alien.

>>5175713
If we didn't know they were people beforehand!

>>5175714
we'd totally steal eat the person.

>>5175717
Only if they deserved it by pissing David off and there was nothing else.

>>5175717
>>5175719
Hey! Come on now... Sentient smart aliens are not in the menu, just if we're trying to scare them by straping them naked in a table while we have fork and knife in hand. You know, some psicological terror shit to make them talk from thinking they're going to get cut to pieces and eaten alive

But not actually doing it!

>>5175739
>>5175719
I'mma be a 100 with y'all. That mother fucker getting ate.

>>5175678
>"What? That's ridiculous! You all know don't eat people."
Especially if they're human, mostly because of known consequences for humans eating other humans of the moral and biological consequences. Gotta avoid eating the spine and brain.
As for other alien life eeeehhh if they asking for it, l mean if they're a real jobber. David could maybe bite someone's eat off and spit it at people.
Fuck hes gonna leave a trail of piss in the ship. This is not funky fresh.
>>5175739
In practice David might not do it, but in his minds I can image him thinking up ways to wat people.

>>5175678
>"There are no people on class 10 death worlds, hon. That's why they're death worlds."
Oh shit, so what Kyla is saying is we humans can colonize those worlds if the gravity is right? Hell yeah can she lay put the names for us? Can we keepsies if non of the corpos or space governments haven't already turned them over for natural resources like flora, fauna, and minerals? What's the sun like?

>>5175678
>"hon"
getting kinda personal for fuck buddies, aren't we kyla?

>>5175831
she is a fungus.
a wraith mindfucked fungus.

>>5175831
David ruined her for all mates in the galaxy. She is a free spirit that will love him(his dick too), but she's not gonna stop him from throwing that bitch breaker around. She only pulls herself off it if she has too, and she can't always take all of it all the time. Also, she lives with us, so it would be weird to not be personal with him considering all the dents he put in the ship. Using her and just in general, that she fixed.

>>5175678
>I don't eat people SHEESH. We just eat the limbs of enemy combatants after a battle is over.

And David has said one more bullshit about his planer. Please, include it the mexica did it first, the crazy fucks

>>5175898
the problem comes when david eventually dumps her, because david only thinks of her as a quick fuck and a free engineer, and doesn't care for her more than anyone else in the crew.

>>5175905
Except this>>5174091
Its not like we are going to just dump her, she's still gonna be our lap goblin that eats our pancakes because she's too tired to sit in her own chair.
>because david only thinks of her as a quick fuck and a free engineer, and doesn't care for her more than anyone else in the crew.
Yeah, David already demonstrated he'd still care anyways, your projecting a bit.

>>5175905
Dude, David is going to suffer from oneitis. Are we even thinking about the same guy here?

>>5175900
David should tell her about the chinese eating the pesantry. Hitlarious.

>>5175912
I mean shit, even when we aren't filling her guts up with cum so rich in protein she could subsist on it, she is our little spoon that just sleeps with him because its the best spot on the ship. She'd crawl in to nap with him even when Cylia eventually makes her move to get some David D.

>>5175921
China is fucking cancer, between them, Israel, and Russia, we need to just blow up the parasites to fix the planet.

>>5175900
Didn't they also practice mass human sacrifice?

>>5175925
Yep, it was a past time for the degenerates.

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>>5175921
Since Cylia will probably voice opposition when we glass china, we shoud describe ch*nks at length to both of them. Two birds with one stone.

>>5175929
If we get that close then just sicking SHODAN and Sanig on the Internet ought to get any descent sorted out.

>>5175909
>she's still gonna be our lap goblin that eats our pancakes because she's too tired to sit in her own chair.
that's what kyla is saying, but david didn't react to what she said. not even a playful comeback or anything. he didn't even acknowledged her

>>5175912
oneitis implies that david has feelings for her. the closest thing to that was the present he gave to her on the christmas special and even that present wasn't as thoughtful as the ones he gave to the rest of the crew. what im saying is that someone will end up with a broken heart and it won't be david.

>>5175938
>not even a playful comeback or anything. he didn't even acknowledged her
Did you just skim the post?

>>5175938
>even that present wasn't as thoughtful as the ones he gave to the rest of the crew. what im saying is that someone will end up with a broken heart and it won't be david.
I just read the rest of this are you shitposting or stupid? Because his gift was enough to almost make her cry. And she was very enthusiastic in repaying his gift with how much she appreciated it. What are you reading?

QM did say David was the type to marry and never see another girl even if his wife died. in other words, autistic. He is autistic in every facet of him... no wonder he adapted so well into space.

>>5175943
>>5175941
bah, whatever. we'll see when it happens

>>5173422
Is there any way we can commission some gene mods for humans? How much for each generally, and what can they do?

Can we acquire more of those greys gene mods? Those will be useful for our lads when we come back for them.

>>5175945
Well yeah, he eats crayons, autism is the least of his concerns if his quarter master went cheap on crayon supplies. Crayola or bust.

https://www.caracteristicas.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Mexicas-Tenochitatlan-min-e1571942543393-800x388.jpg

I wonder what factors besides no husbandry screwed center america. Yeah, all the mass sacrifice always gets me melancholic and wondering about the what could have been.

>"So cylia, this indians erected massive temples, dragged prisoners to the top and tore their heart open. Then they kicked the corpse down the stairs. Or his head. Or both, I am not sure"

>>5175950
I think David's old Marine buddies will have some good keks if he uses the food printer to make vitamin rich, high calorie non-shit tasting crayon rations that taste like the fruits associated with their colors. Bonus points to David if they can be used like normal crayons.

>>5175952
Yeah they's fucked up. Also why didn't you include the image with your post? too big?

>>5175953
>I think David's old Marine buddies will have some good keks if he uses the food printer to make vitamin rich, high calorie non-shit tasting crayon rations that taste like the fruits associated with their colors. Bonus points to David if they can be used like normal crayons.
.....didn't we already make this already? i feel like we did this already.

>>5175953
hiromoot rangebanned my IP after I switched to a new ISP.

>>5175948
that's why we need a crazy geneticist. to bad people pussied out with the lizard doctor

>>5175957
I know better than trusting a reptile with tits.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TITS

>>5175950
>David bursts into the supply depot one fateful day
>throws a pack of crayons on the floor
>"WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO BE?!"
>"...those are the crayons you ordered Gunny. Did you eat the whole damn pallet already?"
>"I ORDERED CRAYOLA YOU FUCKING DIRTBAG! THESE ARE CRA-Z-ART!"
>"They are basically the same thing."
>"NO THEY AIN'T SHITLIP!"
>"Well what the fuck do you want me to do about it!?"
>"Get me the keys to one of those shiny new humvees we got in the motor pool. I'm driving down to Walmart."
>"Make me."
And that's how David got in a fist-fight over a pack of crayons.

>>5175961
that's how you know she's a good geneticist

>>5175952
from what i remember, it was the lack of proper husbandry and metalworking. turns out you get pretty fucked if you don't have horses or iron to work with

>>5175955
I don't believe we did. David has joked about eating crayons, but we need to make it a reality.

>>5175956
Fucking moot.

>>5175957
We shouldn't recruit all people we come across, plus that lady already had a well paying job. Not to mention just because she's a doctor, doesn't immediately make her an expert geneticist.

>>5175962
I can actually believe how he was "politely" retired from his job as a drill sergeant.

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>>5175966
>We shouldn't recruit all people we come across,
that has worked pretty well for us so far. and we didn't even come close to the recruitment part because anons got scared the moment she did pic related

>>5175965
There were deposits of copper and tin I south America that the natives had access to, and alpacas in the mountains, but they never really got off the ground with this stuff. That said, new world pre-Columbian agriculture was pretty advanced, with highly specialized breeds of crops like potatoes.

Alright honest question.
Did David pass his last psych evaluation before he got out of the service?

>>5175969
Majority of us said no, and probably for good reason. If you're patient we'll have enough time to commission and acquire more all-purpose gene mods.
You also missed recruiting the tall deer lady, not that we should recruit her, although we do now have second storage bay fixed. Hmmmm then again a cargo bay isn't idea for crew to sleep in. We're gonna need more ships with dedicated crew quarters.

>>5175976
HMMMMMMMM

>>5175976
HAHAHAHAHA...wait, you serious? Let me laugh harder. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>5175950
>virgin crayon eaters
>chad Marker enjoyers

>>5175981
If you're going to get markers worth a damn, get the fruit smelling ones. At least with crayons you can eat them.

>>5175965
>that's how you know she's a good geneticist
I kekked

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>>5175983
Wise words from someone who knows his markers.

>>5175972
but copper and tin (and bronze) aren't a real match for iron and bronze is harder to make, and alpacas are a real bitch to handle, plus they can't match the speeds of a horse. the natives were basically fucked thanks to RNGsus

>>5175977
>You also missed recruiting the tall deer lady
i do remember that; it was pretty smart of the anons to shoot down her ambitions for the moment because she was just way too innocent and we are currently on a warpath with a space station. although we're definitely going for her after getting a bigger ship; she seems to be a good smith

>>5175976
definitely no

>>5175983
>>5175988
>not eating the marker whole
the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>5175995
What applications do you think a good smith has for our crew?

>>5175997
Tried one once, 6/10. It's not great, but someone out there might like eating markers. Can't say it was pleasant. Markers are more for aeromantic uses like candles. Except you can eat candles too, especially if you add bacon grease to the candles.

>>5176004
>What applications do you think a good smith has for our crew?
so far we're outsourcing our metalwork needs because we don't have the people that knows how to do it. having someone like her on the ship would let us work faster because we wouldn't need to be on a station to make new plates for our suit, or create weird weapons with exotic materials

>>5176010
We're not really outsourcing our metalworking, we're just dealing with a supplier of raw materials since we don't have the facilities to collect and process our own.

>>5175977
the crew already has individual quarters

>>5175995
iron is shittier than bronze but it is easier to produce

>>5176010
wtf are you talking about. David and co went to buy metal sheets to feed the nanofab with. We don't need a smith when we have a machine that magi-scientifically prints the stuff we imagine

>>5176033
Really? Could had sworn we ran out of spare rooms.

>>5176040
maybe. Kyla, Sanig, Cylia and David have one

we need someone to post the internal layout again

Oh man, so guys remember how there was about 3 or 4 "deathworlds" that SHODAN found? Well Once we take over Xebric, what should we do with those worlds? Save up money and resources to have those planets colonized by humans? Should we manage that or leave that to someone else's care? Who's got a big brained strat?

>>5176071
we should give it a look, but i doubt they will be habitable, they could be actual deathworlds that have an atmosphere like venus

>>5176071
Colonizing a deathworld is not a sound investment. We first colonize a Normieworld and WE put the DEATH in the name.
It seems earth and mars are both deathworlds, but for different reasons

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>>5176085
Your doubts are noted, but if they are habitable then hey. It's pic related.

>>5176086
Normieworlds would most be already colonized, except for some out here in the space boonies. Don't immediate disregard potential free real-estate without checking out the properly out first.

>>5176108
>but if they are habitable then hey. It's pic related.
for sure. a new chance to build a better earth and whatnot

>>5176071
>find a deathworld
>it's literally just a globe sized Florida environment
>complete with funny little red gators

>>5176071
I say we should see if they are good for supporting Human life in EVERY aspect, find a group of space biologist who wants money and recognition for their works in a Deathworld (and gaining money from Xebric and maybe other stations once we find some way to make money)

Once we know every danger of the planet (and hope there's no weird planetary shit that happens from time to time that fucks everything up in the planet), we talk with a construction team and maybe Gron forces to take care of the planet while we try to find Earth.

We take care of what we need to in there, give the crew some Earth media and find that like 60% of the things we say about Earth is bullshit from movies. Once we go back to our new planet we need to make an Eco-friendly way to extract resources (or maybe Gron team already sorted that out while we were out)

We make some infrastructure, make a way to keep the money flowing, and once we can find a good genetist to find what retrovirus we have and replicate it for other humans, we make the Arc and bring those we want to this new planet.