Thread Title Description Tags Added Score August 2009 5534211 Talking with FRIEND COMPUTER FRIEND COMPUTER kindly assists all CLONES, TROUBLESHOOTERS and RESIDENTS OF ALPHA COMPLEX of suitable CLEARANCE LEVEL in answering QUESTIONS. Do you have BLUE CLEARANCE, CITIZEN? Paranoia , Your Not Cleared For This , FRIEND COMPUTER , Alpha Complex , Commie Mutant Traitors 2009-08-21 5 March 2010 8846702 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 3 Two hundred years after Part 2, Rachnus and his brother Alpharius plan the assault on a renegade human world suspected of sorcery. Rachnus recalls the death of his adoptive father Maloris, and he along with the Silencers (The Legion's Nulls) prepare to make planetfall. RACHNUS , RAGEOUS , LOST , PRIMARCH , ANGRY , SPIDERS , MALORIS , FUCK , ALPHA LEGION 2010-03-29 10 8866464 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 4 Rachnus Rageous and his Silencers land on the warp-infested planet, and make their way to the capital city's heart, only to find... Daemons. RACHNUS , RAGEOUS , LOST , PRIMARCH , ANGRY , SPIDERS , MALORIS , FUCK , EMPRAH , TZEENTCH , OMEGON , ALPHARIUS , ALPHA LEGION 2010-03-30 10 8879803 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 5 Rachnus and Alpharius conquer the chaos-ridden planet, and the Emprah calls for a family reunion! RACHNUS , RAGEOUS , LOST , PRIMARCH , ANGRY , SPIDERS , MALORIS , FUCK , SMURFS , ALPHARIUS , TIALOC , SKY SERPENTS 2010-03-31 7 April 2010 8904549 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 6 Isstvan V, the glassing of Rachnus' homeworld, and the capture of Tialoc. RACHNUS , RAGEOUS , LOST , PRIMARCH , ANGRY , SPIDERS , MALORIS , FUCK , ISSTVAN V , SKY SERPENTS , TIALOC , ALPHARIUS , HORUS HERESY 2010-04-01 5 8924172 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 7 Regrouping, a message from Alpharius, and HEADING TO TERRA FUCKERS RACHNUS RAGEOUS , CORAX , ALPHARIUS , TIALOC , VULKAN , HORUS HERESY 2010-04-02 5 8944312 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 8 FUCK HORUS. SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT GUY. ALSO, ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM ALPHARIUS, AND WE FINALLY KNOW WHY HORUS LOWERED HIS SHIELDS. RACHNUS RAGEOUS , CORAX , ALPHARIUS , TIALOC , VULKAN , HORUS HERESY , FAL , EMPEROR , FUCK 2010-04-03 6 8963143 LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 9 Generic puttering around in the aftermath of the heresy - Also, NECRONS! RACHNUS , RAGEOUS , LOST , PRIMARCH , ANGRY , SPIDERS , MALORIS , FUCK , SMURFS , ALPHARIUS , TIALOC , SKY SERPENTS 2010-04-04 5 9096275 XX Legion Discussion Everyone is Alpharius (or Omegon). /tg/ comes up with a new wordfilter. Alpha Legion Alpharius Omegon Primarch 2010-04-10 1 December 2010 13055912 fa/tg/entleman Alpha as Fuck fa/tg/entleman recall stories of losing their shit and thoroughly HUMILIATING douchebags, trolls, and what have you despite your typical nerd/neckbeard/wuss. fa/tg/uys , awesome , ALPHA , AS , FUCK 2010-12-07 1 13111584 Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri original content and discussion /tg/ discusses Alpha Centauri and comes up with original content, including writefaggotry and drawfaggotry. SMAC , SMAX , Alpha Centauri 2010-12-12 5 13256960 Sid Meier's Tau Ceti A brainstorming of a spiritual successor to the enormously popular SMAC. Discussion on mechanics and fluff, original content rampant Sid Meier's Tau Ceti , Tau Ceti , Alpha Centauri , SMAC 2010-12-23 3 February 2011 13939056 Mission compromised! As an anon asks /tg/ for help tracking down an infiltrator among his Deathwatch squad, it is revealed that the traitor is either the informer, him, no one, or everyone. Heresy ensues. Alpha legion , Deathwatch , infiltrator , Alpharius Omegon 2011-02-18 12 July 2011 15474941 D&D Alphabet 4th of July made awesome by a rhyming monster manual alphabet. And then it happens again.
D&D , Monster Manual , Monster , Alphabet 2011-07-05 34 November 2011 16980344 Alpha Legion Infiltrators In which OP over-reacts, and no mention at all is made of the Paranoid Marines. Nothing to see here. paranoia , alpha legion , paranoid marines 2011-11-21 15 April 2012 18615638 GURPS Alpha Centauri featuring Space Wizard Zakharov Thread retelling the exploits of a probe team in GURPS. Featuring appearances from Prokhor Zakharov, master troll and space wizard. Alpha Centauri , GURPS , Zakharov , Space Wizard 2012-04-08 11 November 2012 21767432 Zerg Quest CXIII The FINAL Zerg Quest. After 2 years and 113 threads, the Swarm finally meets its end. Zeratul stands with his blade poised. Will he strike us down? Will the Swarm end here, or will it be assured of its immortality? Zerg Quest , Cerebrate Anon , Starcraft , Collective Game , /tg/ dice , I'm too young to die , Big Brother , Death , Rebirth , Alpha and Omega , Metaquest OP , Portent? 2012-11-27 25 March 2013 23951476 Wang Fire Wang Fire discovers that he is everyone, and that everyone is Wang Fire Wang Fire , Avatar , Sokka , Alpharius , silly , humor , realization , manliness , beard , Zuko 2013-03-31 15 July 2013 26143217 Stories from the 41st Millenium A few writefags do 40k stuff, until one blows us away in a "Waiting for Godot 40k" style story. 40k , writefaggotry , Ultramarines , Alpha Legion , cultist , Emperor's Children, 2013-07-21 9 August 2013 26426539 Pacific Rim Discussion Anons discuss Pacific Rim and cry tears for Cherno Alpha pacific rim , Cherno Alpha , RPG discussion 2013-08-04 11 January 2014 29489371 /tg/ vs a Kaiju OP playtests a simple d6 homebrew where CHERNO ALPHA sets a Kaiju on fire and then tesla punches it. playtest , getting shit done , pacific rim , Cherno Alpha , kaiju , giant robots punching giant monsters , mech 2014-01-14 1 February 2014 30076854 Cherno Alpha Quest A feminine young Russian gets word of a kaiju event. Thread cut short by net issues. Cherno Alpha Quest , collective game , deculture , drawfag , Pacific Rim 2014-02-07 27 30119121 Cherno Alpha Quest 02 A feminine young Russian fights a kaiju. Thread cut short by net issues. Again. Cherno Alpha Quest , collective game , deculture , drawfag , Pacific Rim 2014-02-09 24 30210899 Cherno Alpha Quest 3 A feminine young Russian ignores the taunting and heads home to have a hot meal and a bath. Cherno Alpha Quest , collective game , deculture , drawfag , Pacific Rim 2014-02-13 28 July 2015 41111649 Alpha Legionnaire Quest Our Freshly Minted Warpsmith sets up his base in an underhive, uses power of his Primarch to get Initiate laid. Collective Game , Alpha Legionnaire Quest , Alpha Legion 2015-07-09 3 41426530 Alpha Legionnaire Quest II Base is secured, expanded and fortified. Our initiate proves to have the Primarch's moves, and bags the local priestess. Workers are recruited, genestealers located and automated basics begin to take shape. Collective Game , Alpha Legionnaire Quest , Alpha Legion 2015-07-24 2 August 2015 41611413 You Still Can't Fuck the Princess! Quest The sequel to the hit quest about the challenges of finding true lesbian peasant love with a princess. Second thread. Collective Game , You Can't Fuck The Princess! Quest , You Still Can't Fuck the Princess! , Raban Vonelle , Idiom Alpha , You Can't Fuck the Princess! , You Still Can't Fuck the Princess! Quest 2015-08-02 21 April 2017 1404589 You Can't Fuck The Princess's Brain! Frustrated by her lack of sexual options, Raban Vonelle embarks on a journey to the center of the Princess's mind. You Can't Fuck The Princess! Quest , You Can't Fuck The Princess! , Idiom Alpha , IdiomAlpha , Collective Game 2017-04-27 3 October 2017 1943656 Shadow Play A former cop with locked-in syndrome is forced to take over other people's bodies in order to save his niece from a group of kidnappers. Collective Game , Shadow Play , Idiom Alpha , First Person , Image Quest 2017-10-14 2 November 2017 56633860 SMAC's back! /tg/ remembers a great game on its 20th anniversary. And argues. A lot. SMAC , Alpha Centauri , Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri 2017-11-29 3 February 2018 57747266 Alpha Centauri redux RPG dumps based on the famous strategy game. Also "Left Behind", for some reason. Alpha Centauri , Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri , SMAC , writefag , Left Beyond 2018-02-04 4 March 2020 4105787 Body Horror Quest - 39th Vein Shu destroys Dr. West's Skynet, West Alpha forces them to flee their mountain home, and an ally becomes a rogue terrorist. End of Act 3. Body Horror Quest , Body Horror , bhop , BHOP , Female MC , Gore , Horror , Act 3 , West Alpha , Magpie , skynet, 2020-03-09 11 4142662 Body Horror Quest - 40th Vein While prepping for an counterattack on West Alpha, Shu tries to talk Magpie out of murdering entire settlements. It doesn't end well. Body Horror Quest , Body Horror , bhop , BHOP , Female MC , Gore , Horror , Act 4 , West Alpha , Magpie , Midnight Crew , Altered Altar 2020-03-28 8 April 2020 4168332 Body Horror Quest - 41st Vein Dinner and Downtime before the Big Raid. Shu hosts a body horror fashion show, and God itself talks to Shu asking why she got brain surgery. Body Horror Quest , Body Horror , bhop , BHOP , Female MC , Gore , Horror , Act 4 , West Alpha , Midnight Crew , Barbers , downtime , level up 2020-04-11 8 May 2020 4208306 Body Horror Quest - 42nd Vein Nuclear Diplomacy with W. Alpha, 60 minutes with Orwell, checkups for the Altered Altar, & preaching to the Cult: Just another day for Shu. Body Horror Quest , Body Horror , bhop , BHOP , Female MC , Gore , Horror , Act 4 , West Alpha , Orwell , Cults , Nuclear diplomacy 2020-05-06 7 June 2021 4813203 MANAGER, HELP! Thread #2 In which video kills the radio star, our minions kick a fat lunatic to death, and the Overseer confronts Ben on his behavior. Overseer , Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup 2021-06-12 8 July 2021 4885508 MANAGER, HELP! Thread #3 In which a bright and dark cityscape is witnessed, then an old madman is haggled with, as the QM cannot post and thread is sparse. Overseer , Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup 2021-07-29 7 October 2021 5004033 Body Horror Quest - 48th Vein Shu meets BIGGEST BIRD and NUCLEAR SNOWBIRD, fights a Tree-piloting Dryad, and befriends a lost child before stopping at an IKEA store. Body Horror Quest , bhop , BHOP , Body Horror , Female MC , Gore , Horror , Birbs , BIGGEST BIRD , West Alpha , Snowbird , act 6 , Ikea , eldritch ikea 2021-10-22 8 November 2021 4992519 MANAGER, HELP! Thread #4 In which the Admin kicks a bitch in the $%&!, disarms a bomb, eats an arm, and has a very nice day. Overseer , Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup 2021-11-05 5 January 2022 5089129 MANAGER, HELP! Thread #5 In which one hour is completed, an epiphany is engaged, and thread is sparse. Overseer , Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup 2022-01-21 5 April 2022 5191644 MANAGER, HELP! Another Facility Management Quest #6 Puzzles are shown, a poker game finishes, the thread is sparse Overseer , Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup 2022-04-25 5 July 2022 5285508 MINIMUM WAGE COMMANDO In which an unwitting and formerly dead(?) Agent is thrown into the sewers, QM gives up, and the thread is sparse. Collective Game , Alphabet Soup , Thread is Sparse 2022-07-03 0 April 2023 5588130 NOW HIRING: Still Another Facility Management Quest You are the MANAGER. You must make PRODUCT. In the remote facility with an ocean view, a guy transforms into a giant stone giraffe. Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup , Reboot 2023-04-08 3 May 2023 5636870 NOW HIRING: Still Another Facility Management Quest #2 In a facility by the false ocean shores, the Manager showboats for a shrimp farm, we talk with Ed, and a centipede knight is captured. Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup , Reboot 2023-05-27 3 September 2023 5737416 NOW HIRING #3: Still Another Facility Management Quest: A few works are done, a zipper is seen, nothing much else happens. a centipede knight is captured. Manager , Collective Game , Facility Management , Anomaly , Lobotomy Corporation , Alphabet Soup , Reboot 2023-09-20 2 October 2023 5776609 Moth Agent Quest Follow the adventures of a humanoid mothman that works for a company dealing with supernatural shenanigans. You also have a cute pet. Alphabet Soup , Mothman , Moth , supernatural , USA , Gunslinger , anomaly , pet 2023-10-31 7 March 2024 5912510 Bobbert Quest 1 Voices urge Bobbert to leave her home after months of burn out recovery and get a job. Lateralis Heavy Industries provide. Madness follows. Collective Game , Bobbert Quest , Alphabet Soup , The City , Lateralis Heavy Industries , Madness , Female Protagonist 2024-03-20 2 June 2024 6002986 Moth Agent Quest #2 You are a mothman. You have a gun. You are shooting gas masked bastards in a sewer then the thread became sparse. Alphabet Soup , Mothman , Moth , USA 2024-06-18 2