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August 2009
5534211Talking with FRIEND COMPUTERFRIEND COMPUTER kindly assists all CLONES, TROUBLESHOOTERS and RESIDENTS OF ALPHA COMPLEX of suitable CLEARANCE LEVEL in answering QUESTIONS. Do you have BLUE CLEARANCE, CITIZEN?Paranoia, Your Not Cleared For This, FRIEND COMPUTER, Alpha Complex, Commie Mutant Traitors 2009-08-21 5 
March 2010
8846702LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 3Two hundred years after Part 2, Rachnus and his brother Alpharius plan the assault on a renegade human world suspected of sorcery. Rachnus recalls the death of his adoptive father Maloris, and he along with the Silencers (The Legion's Nulls) prepare to make planetfall.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, ALPHA LEGION2010-03-29 10 
8866464LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 4Rachnus Rageous and his Silencers land on the warp-infested planet, and make their way to the capital city's heart, only to find... Daemons.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, EMPRAH, TZEENTCH, OMEGON, ALPHARIUS, ALPHA LEGION2010-03-30 10 
8879803LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 5Rachnus and Alpharius conquer the chaos-ridden planet, and the Emprah calls for a family reunion!RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, SMURFS, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, SKY SERPENTS2010-03-31 7 
April 2010
8904549LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 6Isstvan V, the glassing of Rachnus' homeworld, and the capture of Tialoc.RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, ISSTVAN V, SKY SERPENTS, TIALOC, ALPHARIUS, HORUS HERESY2010-04-01 5 
8924172LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 7Regrouping, a message from Alpharius, and HEADING TO TERRA FUCKERSRACHNUS RAGEOUS, CORAX, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, VULKAN, HORUS HERESY2010-04-02 5 
8944312LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 8FUCK HORUS. SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT GUY. ALSO, ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM ALPHARIUS, AND WE FINALLY KNOW WHY HORUS LOWERED HIS SHIELDS.RACHNUS RAGEOUS, CORAX, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, VULKAN, HORUS HERESY, FAL, EMPEROR, FUCK2010-04-03 6 
8963143LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 9Generic puttering around in the aftermath of the heresy - Also, NECRONS!RACHNUS, RAGEOUS, LOST, PRIMARCH, ANGRY, SPIDERS, MALORIS, FUCK, SMURFS, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, SKY SERPENTS2010-04-04 5 
9096275XX Legion DiscussionEveryone is Alpharius (or Omegon). /tg/ comes up with a new wordfilter.Alpha Legion Alpharius Omegon Primarch2010-04-10 1 
December 2010
13055912fa/tg/entleman Alpha as Fuckfa/tg/entleman recall stories of losing their shit and thoroughly HUMILIATING douchebags, trolls, and what have you despite your typical nerd/neckbeard/wuss.fa/tg/uys, awesome, ALPHA, AS, FUCK2010-12-07 1 
13111584Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri original content and discussion/tg/ discusses Alpha Centauri and comes up with original content, including writefaggotry and drawfaggotry.SMAC, SMAX, Alpha Centauri2010-12-12 5 
13256960Sid Meier's Tau CetiA brainstorming of a spiritual successor to the enormously popular SMAC. Discussion on mechanics and fluff, original content rampantSid Meier's Tau Ceti, Tau Ceti, Alpha Centauri, SMAC2010-12-23 3 
February 2011
13939056Mission compromised!As an anon asks /tg/ for help tracking down an infiltrator among his Deathwatch squad, it is revealed that the traitor is either the informer, him, no one, or everyone. Heresy ensues.Alpha legion, Deathwatch, infiltrator, Alpharius Omegon2011-02-18 12 
July 2011
15474941D&D Alphabet4th of July made awesome by a rhyming monster manual alphabet. And then it happens again. D&D, Monster Manual, Monster, Alphabet 2011-07-05 34 
November 2011
16980344Alpha Legion InfiltratorsIn which OP over-reacts, and no mention at all is made of the Paranoid Marines. Nothing to see here.paranoia, alpha legion, paranoid marines2011-11-21 15 
April 2012
18615638GURPS Alpha Centauri featuring Space Wizard ZakharovThread retelling the exploits of a probe team in GURPS. Featuring appearances from Prokhor Zakharov, master troll and space wizard.Alpha Centauri, GURPS, Zakharov, Space Wizard2012-04-08 11 
November 2012
21767432Zerg Quest CXIIIThe FINAL Zerg Quest. After 2 years and 113 threads, the Swarm finally meets its end. Zeratul stands with his blade poised. Will he strike us down? Will the Swarm end here, or will it be assured of its immortality?Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, /tg/ dice, I'm too young to die, Big Brother, Death, Rebirth, Alpha and Omega, Metaquest OP, Portent?2012-11-27 25 
March 2013
23951476Wang FireWang Fire discovers that he is everyone, and that everyone is Wang FireWang Fire, Avatar, Sokka, Alpharius, silly, humor, realization, manliness, beard, Zuko2013-03-31 15 
July 2013
26143217Stories from the 41st MilleniumA few writefags do 40k stuff, until one blows us away in a "Waiting for Godot 40k" style story.40k, writefaggotry, Ultramarines, Alpha Legion, cultist, Emperor's Children,2013-07-21 9 
August 2013
26426539Pacific Rim DiscussionAnons discuss Pacific Rim and cry tears for Cherno Alphapacific rim, Cherno Alpha, RPG discussion2013-08-04 11 
January 2014
29489371/tg/ vs a KaijuOP playtests a simple d6 homebrew where CHERNO ALPHA sets a Kaiju on fire and then tesla punches it.playtest, getting shit done, pacific rim, Cherno Alpha, kaiju, giant robots punching giant monsters, mech2014-01-14 1 
February 2014
30076854Cherno Alpha QuestA feminine young Russian gets word of a kaiju event. Thread cut short by net issues.Cherno Alpha Quest, collective game, deculture, drawfag, Pacific Rim2014-02-07 27 
30119121Cherno Alpha Quest 02A feminine young Russian fights a kaiju. Thread cut short by net issues. Again.Cherno Alpha Quest, collective game, deculture, drawfag, Pacific Rim2014-02-09 24 
30210899Cherno Alpha Quest 3A feminine young Russian ignores the taunting and heads home to have a hot meal and a bath.Cherno Alpha Quest, collective game, deculture, drawfag, Pacific Rim2014-02-13 28 
July 2015
41111649Alpha Legionnaire QuestOur Freshly Minted Warpsmith sets up his base in an underhive, uses power of his Primarch to get Initiate laid.Collective Game, Alpha Legionnaire Quest, Alpha Legion2015-07-09 3 
41426530Alpha Legionnaire Quest IIBase is secured, expanded and fortified. Our initiate proves to have the Primarch's moves, and bags the local priestess. Workers are recruited, genestealers located and automated basics begin to take shape.Collective Game, Alpha Legionnaire Quest, Alpha Legion2015-07-24 2 
August 2015
41611413You Still Can't Fuck the Princess! QuestThe sequel to the hit quest about the challenges of finding true lesbian peasant love with a princess. Second thread.Collective Game, You Can't Fuck The Princess! Quest, You Still Can't Fuck the Princess!, Raban Vonelle, Idiom Alpha, You Can't Fuck the Princess!, You Still Can't Fuck the Princess! Quest2015-08-02 21 
April 2017
1404589You Can't Fuck The Princess's Brain!Frustrated by her lack of sexual options, Raban Vonelle embarks on a journey to the center of the Princess's mind.You Can't Fuck The Princess! Quest, You Can't Fuck The Princess!, Idiom Alpha, IdiomAlpha, Collective Game2017-04-27 3 
October 2017
1943656Shadow PlayA former cop with locked-in syndrome is forced to take over other people's bodies in order to save his niece from a group of kidnappers.Collective Game, Shadow Play, Idiom Alpha, First Person, Image Quest2017-10-14 2 
November 2017
56633860SMAC's back!/tg/ remembers a great game on its 20th anniversary. And argues. A lot.SMAC, Alpha Centauri, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri2017-11-29 3 
February 2018
57747266Alpha Centauri reduxRPG dumps based on the famous strategy game. Also "Left Behind", for some reason.Alpha Centauri, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, SMAC, writefag, Left Beyond2018-02-04 4 
March 2020
4105787Body Horror Quest - 39th VeinShu destroys Dr. West's Skynet, West Alpha forces them to flee their mountain home, and an ally becomes a rogue terrorist. End of Act 3.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 3, West Alpha, Magpie, skynet,2020-03-09 11 
4142662Body Horror Quest - 40th VeinWhile prepping for an counterattack on West Alpha, Shu tries to talk Magpie out of murdering entire settlements. It doesn't end well. Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, West Alpha, Magpie, Midnight Crew, Altered Altar2020-03-28 7 
April 2020
4168332Body Horror Quest - 41st VeinDinner and Downtime before the Big Raid. Shu hosts a body horror fashion show, and God itself talks to Shu asking why she got brain surgery.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, West Alpha, Midnight Crew, Barbers, downtime, level up2020-04-11 7 
May 2020
4208306Body Horror Quest - 42nd VeinNuclear Diplomacy with W. Alpha, 60 minutes with Orwell, checkups for the Altered Altar, & preaching to the Cult: Just another day for Shu.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, West Alpha, Orwell, Cults, Nuclear diplomacy2020-05-06 7 
June 2021
4813203MANAGER, HELP! Thread #2In which video kills the radio star, our minions kick a fat lunatic to death, and the Overseer confronts Ben on his behavior.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-06-12 8 
July 2021
4885508MANAGER, HELP! Thread #3In which a bright and dark cityscape is witnessed, then an old madman is haggled with, as the QM cannot post and thread is sparse.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-07-29 7 
October 2021
5004033Body Horror Quest - 48th VeinShu meets BIGGEST BIRD and NUCLEAR SNOWBIRD, fights a Tree-piloting Dryad, and befriends a lost child before stopping at an IKEA store. Body Horror Quest, bhop, BHOP, Body Horror, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Birbs, BIGGEST BIRD, West Alpha, Snowbird, act 6, Ikea, eldritch ikea2021-10-22 7 
November 2021
4992519MANAGER, HELP! Thread #4In which the Admin kicks a bitch in the $%&!, disarms a bomb, eats an arm, and has a very nice day.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-11-05 5 
January 2022
5089129MANAGER, HELP! Thread #5In which one hour is completed, an epiphany is engaged, and thread is sparse.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2022-01-21 4 
April 2022
5191644MANAGER, HELP! Another Facility Management Quest #6Puzzles are shown, a poker game finishes, the thread is sparseOverseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2022-04-25 3 
July 2022
5285508MINIMUM WAGE COMMANDOIn which an unwitting and formerly dead(?) Agent is thrown into the sewers, QM gives up, and the thread is sparse.Collective Game, Alphabet Soup, Thread is Sparse2022-07-03 0 
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