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July 2010
11272408Zerg Quest IVOn the eve of what would come to be known by some as the Great War, the Overmind created a Cerebrate called Anon...It has gone rogue (OR HAS IT?!)Zerg Quest, rapelings, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Overmind, Planet Glassing2010-07-22 25 
11375058Zerg Quest VCerebrate Anon decides to strike for Tassadar's throat. Also, major fuck-yous to the Starcraft canon abound as Kerrigan and Duke end up infested!Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Unnecessary Ban, Drunk OP2010-07-27 16 
August 2010
11513034Zerg Quest VICerebrate Anon obtains Kerrigan, infests Raynor, prevents the destruction of Tarsonis, and meets a human nemesis who flat-out embarrasses it. More to come!Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, fleshlings, KINGSTOOOOON!2010-08-04 14 
11600995Zerg Quest VIIAnon hacks the Confederate Intelligence network, personally organizes the Invasion of Aiur, and THEN the epic starts.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, fleshlings, Starcraft, KINSTOOOOON!!!, Giant fucking crystals, Shit just got real2010-08-10 13 
11702594Zerg Quest VIIICerebrate Anon has conquered Aiur, but lost the Protoss. To celebrate, it absolutely ruins the life of a single Terran man. Kerrigan is born.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Mengsk, Kerrigan, I have no mouth and must scream2010-08-17 22 
11799126Zerg Quest IXAnon finds out that Kingston isn't screwing around with this rivalry, and loses its whole goddamn Brood in the process.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, fleshlings, suddenly nukes, KINGSTOOOOON!!!2010-08-24 14 
11888966Zerg Quest XThe Brood is isolated, but works to regain control. Plans are made, plots set into motion, and Anon rediscovers the Protoss. Then we argue about the best one-liner to leave the Toss.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, KINGSTOOOOOON!!!, All your Aiur, Starcraft2010-08-31 12 
September 2010
12009517Zerg Quest XIAnon spends two hours deciding how to deal with the Disruptor, then shit gets real. A choice is made. A friend's life is endangered. A sexual preference is discoveredCerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, KIIIINGSTOOOOON!!!!, gay cerebrates, nuke the fuckers, brave warbrate, stalwart labbrate2010-09-09 12 
12103536Zerg Quest XIIThe Swarm waffles about for a long time, but pulls itself together to stage a JUST AS PLANNED rescue mission. One-on-one banter with Kingston ensues.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Warbrate rescue, Labbrate in pain, Starcraft2010-09-16 12 
12188273Zerg Quest XIIICerebrate Anon is really late, because Google Maps hates him. The Brood starts colonizing, eavesdrops on some Protoss, and gets the whole Swarm ready for an apocalyptic battle at Aiur. Artisanlord starts writing an anti-war play.Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Voyeurism, Sexy Brain Tentacles2010-09-23 13 
12269958Zerg Quest XIVThe Swarm gathers for the cataclysmic battle above Aiur. Forces rush in on all sides, but Anon cleverly arranges for a rearguard force on Char, which ends up intercepting a Dark Templar plot to kill all of the other Cerebrates! Ends on a cliffhanger: Will Anon kill its Brother to save it?Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Protoss assault, Huge-ass fight2010-09-30 12 
October 2010
12354135Zerg Quest XVThe Second Battle of Aiur rages on, the largest conflict in recorded history. It ends with a goddamn bang. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but damn.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Kerrigan, Overmind, Aiur, EPIC, Goddamn Feneschal, Since when does CA do screenshots?2010-10-07 14 
12434786Zerg Quest XVIThe Overmind is dead. Anon assumes direct control. A tentative peace is found. Subversion begins. Cerebrate Anon explains some stuff. Anon must decide whether to push that goddamn button!Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, fleshlings, recovery, The Day After, Beautiful Candy-Like Button2010-10-14 28 
12517127Zerg Quest XVIIRoutine planning meeting to consolidate power takes a turn for the horrific as Nargil initiates something unspeakable. A dark force returns. All hope built over the last 15 threads may be lost.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, fleshlings, Starcraft, WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?, Kerrigan, true evil, Bernie2010-10-21 20 
12594005Spooky Zerg Quest ICerebrate Anon celebrates Halloween by giving us control of a Terran on a planet that may have Zerg. First, we had to decide whether or not to wear pants. Things moved way slower than Cerebrate Anon planned, so more to come!Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Spooky, Secretly Terran Quest, The voices in my head are screaming!2010-10-28 11 
12604918Spooky Zerg Quest IIThe Master Sergeant develops some interesting side effects after slaughtering thousands of sick-looking Zerg. With evacuation looming, he has to decide just how far he's going to push this. Halloween Zerg Quest Bonus Extravaganza extended!Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Eating your goddamn soul, Mayor McTastyFace2010-10-29 11 
November 2010
12647865Spooky Zerg Quest IIIDyles continues its transformation into a horrible monster. It devours its fellow man. It drains their blood and their souls. It uses them like sock puppets made of human flesh. The Bonus Quest finally ends--But does he die, sparing the galaxy his evil, or escape, inflicting his ravenous hunger on us all?Zerg Quest, Spooky Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, Halloween, Mayor McTasteyFace, Space Tadpoles2010-11-02 10 
12670760Zerg Quest XVIIIRegular Zerg Quest returns. Bernie is immediately shipped to boarding school, and Anon gives a touching pep talk to Labbrate. Anon aims Kingston at the Protoss. Will it backfire?Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Bernie, Starcraft, Motivational Speaking, Subterfuge2010-11-04 12 
12752560Zerg Quest XIXAnon watches Confederate TV, and makes plan for ZergTV. It succeeds in beginning a war between the Protoss and the Terrans. It spends about two hours trying to goad Cerebrate Anon into making giant floating missile ships or something. TUCAMP shares part of his Zerg Quest-inspired stage play (no, really). Very little actually happens.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Let's add shit to it, yea verily Cerebrate, Collective Game, Talk talk talk2010-11-11 13 
12834871Zerg Quest XX20 threads of mutation! The Brood decides to rush the DNA scanners, and all hell breaks loose. As usual. TUCAMP announces Terran Quest. Another planet is glassed. We go through so many!Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Planet Glassing, Down with the Bourgouis Confederacy!2010-11-18 13 
December 2010
12996357Zerg Quest XXIBack from the holiday, Cerebrate Anon hosts his Quest once more. A new species is planned, a bit of subterfuge is had, and the Brood stumbles into an invasion in the making! It's suspenseful, damnit!Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, double trips2010-12-02 12 
13082700Zerg Quest XXIIThe landworms bear fruit, the freighter's crew is delicious, and plans begin for an interesting sort of Zerg version of Amazing Race, or something. Also, Zerg therapy, and Zerg Quest finally snags a drawfag! We're moving up in the world...or down. Whatever.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, Drawfag detected, Gorn control, Meat puppets2010-12-09 11 
13165814Zerg Quest XXIIIAfter squandering some resources, the Swarm finds that Kingston's assault is Blitzkrieging through the third-wave colonies. Gorn and Warbrate work together to fight it back, and Anon turns to Bernie for an offensive.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, KINGSTOOOON!!!, Quest Thread, Bernie, May our children forgive us2010-12-16 11 
13257958Zerg Quest XXIVAnon meets a strange Protoss colony, and decides to try its hand at diplomacy. Meanwhile, Bernie's brood wreaks horrible atrocity upon a Confederate Core World. Hilarity ensues.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Bernie, Diplomacy, TossTalk2010-12-23 12 
13330984Zerg Quest XXVAnon learns what the strange Protoss are about, discovers that Kingston has developed Valkyries, watches Bernie get beaten up, and fights off a pretty bad Terran infestation one of its colonies.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, TossTalk, Bernie, Conspiracy Theories2010-12-30 11 
January 2011
13499509Zerg Quest XXVICerebrate Anon brings the Brood to Dagobah, where it is given the broad and mysterious choice of what other sci-fi plotline will enter into the ZQverse. The result is less catastrophic than it could have been, but still has game-breaker potential. What the hell is going on? Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Fallout?, Terminator, Crossover, CA has obviously jumped the shark2011-01-13 11 
13585573Zerg Quest XXVIIThe Zerg actually sit down and talk with VoidGate, the not-quite-Skynet-but-basically-Skynet. In the end, Anon blows the shit out of some Terrans, like strategic superiority is an afterthought, or something.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, Skynet, Are we actually talking with people now?2011-01-20 11 
13672056Zerg Quest XXVIIIWith VoidGate pacified and Kingston's invasion safely resolved (well, anyway, not immediately violent), Anon turns to what really matters: ultralisks with missile turrets jutting out of their asses. No, really. Also, Kerrigan is back. Hey, sis!Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Kerrigan, Cerebrate Trollface, Michael Cerabrate2011-01-27 17 
February 2011
13759933Zerg Quest XXIXAnon meets with Little Sister, and her irritability is lessened substantially when Anon comes up with a tactical plan that surprises even Cerebrate Anon. A battle of pretty epic proportions ensues, and the political climate of the Koprulu Sector changes. A LOT.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Out-Kingstoning2011-02-03 11 
13843993Zerg Quest XXXAnon's Brood takes the initiative after watching Kingston destroy a pivotal part of the anti-Zerg equation to wreak havoc on his unguarded flanks. A dangerous element from like, 20 threads ago reappears, and two unidentified forces appear at the cliffhanger.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Planet Glassing, Out-Kingstoning, Fuck Your Ban Nigga!2011-02-10 15 
13929039Zerg Quest XXXISimultaneous plotlines show VoidGate getting all nukey, Kingston's fleet getting its ass handed to it, and some mighty peculiar stuff going on in Protoss space. Mighty peculiar.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Planet Glassing, Rampant AI, What's going on over there?2011-02-17 12 
14016938Zerg Quest XXXIIAnon tries to convince VoidGate to give up some of its secrets, which turns into a stunted philosophical debate. Over Shakuras, Anon has an hour-long awkward pause before letting the suspicious craft zoom off to one of the most populated planets in the Sector. Cerebrate Anon then ran off for...personal business.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Diplomacy, Awfully Suspicious Ship, Cut Short Due To Coitus2011-02-24 12 
March 2011
14104585Zerg Quest XXXIIIThe suspicious ship with a long name arrives over Moria and Anon tries to keep shit from getting real. Horrible bluff checks follow. ZergTV makes its debut on the airwaves.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Awfully Suspicious Ship, Bluff Check, /tg/ dice2011-03-03 11 
14189514Zerg Quest XXXIVAnon deal with the Moria situation, and then has a round of ban issues again. Things step up again as Kerrigan schemes and Anon finally figures out what the hell this Goryu business is all about.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Unnecessary Ban2011-03-10 10 
14268298Zerg Quest XXXVAnon deals (relatively) swiftly with the Dyles Entity, and does its best to egg VoidGate into pissing off the Protoss. Worlds burn. Good times.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Skynet2011-03-17 10 
14343366Zerg Quest XXXVIWhat starts as a simple bit of subterfuge quickly becomes shit hitting the fan.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Oh shit moment2011-03-24 10 
April 2011
14500162Zerg Quest XXXVIIThe hits just keep coming. Fresh off of Cerebrate Anon's surgery, the Brood leads a bold strike on VoidGate's homeworld. Underneath, they find a pretty nifty gaming setup.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Planet Glassing, Skynet, Planetary Computing2011-04-07 12 
14585186Zerg Quest XXXVIIIAnon continues its vicious pogrom against the VoidGate AI, going so far as to get Kingston in on the carnage. Yet more planets are rendered balls of superheated glass, and yet fewer people are willing to fuck with the Zerg.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Planet Glassing, Skynet, Kingston teamwork?, Oops2011-04-14 11 
14662402Zerg Quest XXXIXA new cerebrate! Isn't it cute or something? Meanwhile, VoidGate continues to prove that even machines can be showboating sons of bitches.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, Massive Overuse of Nuclear Weapons, Acronyms for fun and profit2011-04-21 11 
May 2011
14816024Zerg Quest XLAfter a harrowing 4chan outage, ZQ is back! Anon trashes more of VoidGate's stuff, there's a Dyson Sphere (kinda), pauldrons, and Anon cures somebody of being emo.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, MASSIVE PAULDRONS2011-05-05 13 
14895317Zerg Quest XLIAnon finds a tiny little hamlet out in the boonies of space. There, it discovers that galactic politics have shifted in ways it never could have imagined. Oh, shit.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Spooky Zerg Quest, Dyles, Kerrigan, Planet Glassing, Skynet, UED, Oh fuck oh fuck2011-05-12 10 
14973676Zerg Quest XLIIAnon commences its attack on Brullant, VoidGate's final stronghold. As you have come to expect, there are just mushroom clouds everywhere.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, Nukes everywhere2011-05-19 10 
June 2011
15129382Zerg Quest XLIIIAnon continues to dole out the harshness at VoidGate. /tg/ dice cause a game of musical nukes.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Nukes, /tg/ dice2011-06-02 10 
15202000Zerg Quest XLIVAs it turns out, Anon doesn't need nukes to tear a world in half.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Skynet, There goes the planet2011-06-09 12 
15280730Zerg Quest XLVFollowing VoidGate's annihilation, the Swarm turns its segmented eyes to its other neighbors. Also, it built a robot butler (does YOUR quest have a robot butler?).Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Kerrigan, Was I supposed to run a quest tonight?2011-06-16 15 
15355941Zerg Quest XLVICrazy Xel'Naga crystals be glowin'! Anon prepares to get it on with the Protoss, and then /tg/ locks up. Yay. That was anticlimactic.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Where did my /tg/ go?2011-06-23 10 
15427458Zerg Quest XLVIIThe big, glowy crystal spits out a scary Protoss? Diplomacy check!Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, TossTalk, /tg/ dice, Back from the dead motherfucker!2011-06-30 16 
July 2011
15496936Zerg Quest XLVIIIAnon brokers peace, like a civilized...swarm of bug monsters...Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, TossTalk, Everybody lives2011-07-07 11 
15571951Zerg Quest XLIXOh, this looks like another war. Let me just hop on in.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Pick a side, Blind Fight2011-07-14 11 
15650845Zerg Quest LAdun? Xel'Naga? Anon raging at inactivity? We've got it all!Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Railroading, Goddamn cliffhanger2011-07-21 10 
15727497Zerg Quest LITouring Space Disney, Anon comes upon some tasty scientists. Nom? Nom.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Space Disneyland!, Cheap doodads, Sadistic Body Horror2011-07-28 10 
August 2011
15809908Zerg Quest LIIThe Great Worldship Heist gets underway. Zerg hijinks!Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Power-up, Ow my head2011-08-04 10 
15894021Zerg Quest LIIICan't find the monkey in the forest? Burn down the forest. That's thinking with portals!Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Xel'Naga MacGuffin, Manta Rays of the Round Table?2011-08-11 10 
15974215Zerg Quest LIVEcological disaster complete. Mantalisks ahoy! Ooo, charts and graphs!Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Manta Ray Feudalism, Sir Geoffrey of Zerg, Exciting Research, Ballustrades2011-08-18 11 
16053713Zerg Quest LVKerrigan has a plan, and politicians make it more interestingZerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Prelude to the Fall of Man, Kerrigan, Everything went better than expected2011-08-25 11 
September 2011
16136082Zerg Quest LVILet's synergize our communication zones and break some paradigms.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Kerrigan, Raynor, Contract Negotiations, Very complicated paperwork2011-09-01 12 
16219389Zerg Quest LVIIHowdy. Name's Jim Raynor. I've been a lot of things. I used to be a man.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Raynor, Starcraft Noir, KINGSTOOOON!, GOTCHA BITCH2011-09-08 15 
16298685Zerg Quest LVIIIRaynor continues to hunt Kingston like the dog he is. Kingston, I mean...Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Raynor, Starcraft Noir, KINGSTOOOON!, FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY2011-09-15 12 
16379670Zerg Quest LIVWill Kingston rage against the dying of the light, or somesuch poetic stuff?Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Raynor, Starcraft Noir, KINGSTOOOON!, PTSD Raynor2011-09-22 10 
16458541Zerg Quest LVSCREW YOU KINGSTON! EAT NUKES AND DIE!Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Everything went better than expected2011-09-29 12 
October 2011
16533628Zerg Quest LVIDyles tries to bird-dog on our Kingston celebration, but bungles it.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, /tg/ dice, Even now there is hope for man2011-10-06 10 
16606738Zerg Quest LVIIDark experiments are performed, and a new sci-fi franchise enters the fray.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, DALEKS, completely unnecessary crossovers2011-10-13 12 
16677642Zerg Quest LVIIIThe mighty, conquering Swarm asks, "Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?"Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, d100 botch, Far too silly, hilarity ensues2011-10-20 10 
16747602Zerg Quest LIXLicky lick LIX! Lots of tongue-wagging. Much less sexy than I just made it sound.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Far too silly, Mexican standoff, chit-chat2011-10-27 11 
November 2011
16821893Zerg Quest LXWhat do YOU think about space redneck incest?Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, More pauldrons?, Space rednecks, Daleks, trolls everywhere2011-11-03 10 
16900526Zerg Quest LXIZerg/UED treaty/licensing negotiations begin and end. Anon browses Dyles' planets for one it can fuck up.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, General Sagan, Threat assessment, Diplomacy2011-11-10 10 
16943288Zerg Quest LXIIAnon argues, steals a ship, and argues some more: a /tg/ microcosm? Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, tactical strategy, drunk OP, paranoia2011-11-17 11 
December 2011
17068583Zerg Quest LXIIIIn which Anon goes to Ludicrous Speed, and lives to tell about it.Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, They've gone to plaid, /tg/ dice, Space dogs2011-12-01 14 
17138684Zerg Quest LXIVTadpole dissection goes wrong. So does worldship poking. It's alright, though. OP's watching Aladdin.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Excitedly staring at toilets2011-12-08 11 
17218449Zerg Quest LXVAnon's trap is sprung, and Dyles hits the Protoss hard.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, unnecessary ban, dice retardation, surely OP will deliver2011-12-15 10 
17293888Zerg Quest LXVIAnon tears Dyles' forces apart, and engages the Protoss in the political arena. Thread called "the most effective in recent history".Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Diplomacy, Pauldrons, Drunk OP, I assure you I have not been banned2011-12-22 10 
17360840Zerg Quest LXVIIThe Swarm deals with a couple of scary-looking fellows who are both kinda-sorta members of the SwarmZerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Drunk op, Bernie, Oh What Now?2011-12-29 11 
January 2012
17508369Zerg Quest LXVIIIYou know what, Duran? We don't need any of your shit. Get out.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Kerrigan, 80s Bands on /tg/2012-01-12 10 
17589231Zerg Quest LXIXSomebody rapes Moria, and then we tear part of reality open. Yikes.Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Bernie, Earth-shattering kaboom, Rape monsters, Scheduling changes, 69 Dudes!2012-01-19 10 
17637446Zerg Quest LXXSunday Zerg Quest? Inconceivable! In this thread, LOTS of internal politics. Nuclear politics.Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Bernie, Kerrigan, Nukes, Lying to genocide/rape survivors, Not even thinking twice about it, Group Therapy2012-01-23 10 
17650023Zerg Quest LXXIAnon gets down to business, to defeat the Toads. Did they send me larvae when I asked for ultralisks?Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Dyles, /tg/ dice, Now I'm quoting Mulan, What?2012-01-24 10 
February 2012
17767638Zerg Quest LXXIIA couple of genocides surround a humanitarian effort to popularize our new eugenics program. Wait, that makes us sound like Nazis. Damn.Collective Game, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, Inbred Terrans, Nuke it from orbit2012-02-02 9 
17822505Zerg Quest LXXIIIThe war against Dyles takes a hopeful turn!Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Holographic Hair, Dyles, /tg/ dice, Welcome Fruityling2012-02-06 10 
17967339Zerg Quest LXXIVDaleks fighting toad-men in a refinery? Yeah, that happened.Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Dyles, Zergleks, I'm feeling a little gassy tonight2012-02-16 11 
18061278Zerg Quest LXXVDancing with Dyles is dangerous, and humanity is about to find out just how much.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Even More Terran Factions, Shit I'm Late!, OH FUCK2012-02-23 11 
18113066Zerg Quest LXXVIThe attack on Earth is underway, and we're on the humans' side? Heroic rolls abound!Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Dyles, Kerrigan, Anti-Criticals, Earth, Ridge Scratchers, Replacement Robot Butler2012-02-27 11 
March 2012
18258343Zerg Quest LXXVIICerebrate Anon gets awful picky about a routine cleanup, and it turns out not to be routine at all.Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Dyles, Hippie Chakra Mumbo Jumbo, Frog Planet2012-03-09 12 
18304082Zerg Quest LXXVIIIThe battle against Planet Dyles continues! Psi Cannons are invented! Resolution is found!Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Magic Gun, Planet Dyles, 2012-03-13 10 
18410001Zerg Quest LXXIXDyles is dead. So...what now?Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zoinks, Capitalism!2012-03-22 10 
18494474Zerg Quest LXXXAccountantbrate continues its corporate takeover of the UEDZerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Oh noes autosage!2012-03-29 11 
April 2012
18630097Zerg Quest LXXXIIA thread was lost! Oh noes! Anyway, the Faux AI invasion begins.Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Pretend VoidGate, Easter Zerg Quest2012-04-09 7 
18759315Zerg Quest LXXXIIILove Muffins. Just...Love Muffins.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Starcraft, 2012-04-18 10 
18913997Zerg Quest LXXXIVStupid Roman numerals. Stupid autosage. Oh, well. Not like it'll stop us.Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, NOTHING can stop us!, What's Roman-talk for 90?2012-04-30 6 
May 2012
19018100Zerg Quest LXXXVThe Swarm decides that the UED's time has come. Violence ensuesCerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, An important message, Corporate resume-writing, Fauxbot fleet2012-05-08 6 
19165722Zerg Quest LXXXVIThe infestation of Earth begins, and the Swarm invokes the Eldest Meme.Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Meddlesome Mods, Collective Game, CATS, Earth, Abject Silliness2012-05-20 10 
19202703Zerg Quest LXXXVIIThe Infestation of Earth continues! Also, a brief visit from MetaQuest OP. How sweet.Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Come closer my pretty, This injection is totally safe, Oh THAT Tyson!2012-05-23 9 
19279527Zerg Quest LXXXVIIIaPart one, due to mod faggotry. Screw 'em.Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, mod faggotry, Worldship poking2012-05-29 7 
19281105Zerg Quest LXXXVIIIbWe throw Kerrigan a parade. It's everything our little sister could have wanted. Also, Defensebrate is nearly murdered.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Starcraft, Oh shit, I love a parade!, dice don't fail me now, Tassadar2012-05-29 11 
June 2012
19352504Zerg Quest LXXXIXTassadar doesn't even stop to take a breath. Three cerebrates in danger in two threads!Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Tassadar, Clever girl, Cliffhanger2012-06-04 7 
19496755Zerg Quest XCA Cerebrate's life hangs in the balance, and the dice decide everything goes GREAT.Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Tassadar, Fenix's balls that was close, unexpected alliance, WHAT A TWIST2012-06-16 7 
19599622/tg/ Meta Quest 86Our salvage operations hit a bit of a snag, then we put our Meta knowledge to good use to pull off a heist that would make Carmen Sandiego nod in approval.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Zerg Quest, StarCraft2012-06-24 15 
19599033Zerg Quest XCIA crossover...in MY Zerg Quest? It's more likely than you think.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, MetaQuest OP, Cerebrate Anon, Crossover, MetaQuest, Tassadar, /tg/ dice2012-06-24 14 
July 2012
19741278Zerg Quest XCIIFollowing the crossover and a major battle, the Swarm discusses its future. Also, Zerg World.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Major surgery, Daddy issues, Zerg World, Amusement park IN SPACE2012-07-05 7 
19797089Zerg Quest XCIIIGalactic expansion? Nomming the galaxy begins. Also, exploration outside the galaxy, and budget meetings?Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, /tg/ dice2012-07-09 7 
19882409Zerg Quest XCIVaSomething lurks in the galactic core, and no amount of mod-faggotry will keep us from investigating.Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, PORTENT, fucking mods2012-07-15 6 
19884507Zerg Quest XCIVbThe Swarm investigates the Galactic Center and finds something intriguingCerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Big bird monster, scary cube, Metaquest crossover after-effects!2012-07-15 6 
19971290Zerg Quest XCVThe Great Eye opens on the universe at moonrise, and nobody will get this He-Man reference.Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Big scary crystal, What a tweest, Xel'Naga2012-07-21 5 
20078387Zerg Quest XCVIThe Xel'Naga are PORTENTOUS. The Andromeda galaxy is OMINOUS. Artisanlord makes AMAZING MOVIES. Cerebrate Anon is UNPREPARED.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Xel'Naga, Boldly Going2012-07-29 7 
August 2012
20169438Zerg Quest XCVIIThe Ihan'rii continue their test, and we continue ignoring them to bicker over nuclear weapons and whatnot. I feel like there's a dissonance of tone, here.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, Cramming for the test, Indecision, side arguments2012-08-04 7 
20268058Zerg Quest XCVIIIThe tests suddenly ramp up in difficulty, stretching across the sector.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, -A- Bernie is back, Labbrate to the rescue, What have you done with my Cerebrates!?2012-08-11 6 
20378749Zerg Quest XCIXThe testing continues and OH FUCK LOOK OUTZerg Quest, Collective Game, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Starcraft, Ow my brains!, TPK, OH GOD THE PAIN, /tg/ dice, Arm wrestling pro-tip2012-08-19 7 
20461272Zerg Quest C100 Threads! Woo! Meanwhile, gods try to steal our mind.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, /tg/ dice, less of you than I remember, OW MY HEAD2012-08-25 11 
20523795Zerg Quest CIThe Xel'Naga's testing comes to a head, and the Brood must decide just whose side it's on.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, Protoss, Sibling Rivalry, Dimplomatic Immunity!, Shit getting real2012-08-30 8 
September 2012
20600452Zerg Quest CIIAfter much discussion, Anon decides where its loyalties lie, and begins THRASHIN ON A MUTHAFUCKACerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, Protoss, crossroads, nuclear diplomacy, I WILL CUT YOU UNIVERSE, voices in my head, PORTENT!2012-09-05 6 
20691143Zerg Quest CIIIThe war against the Xel'Naga, it seems, shall be a battle of extremes.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, Was I supposed to run a quest tonight?, Hot drop o'clock, War never changes2012-09-12 7 
20791525Zerg Quest CIVBoarding actions against the Xel'Naga begin, despite petty arguing. That's cool, I was playing StarFox for that part.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Fabulous math, Throw zerglings at your problems, They're in the ceilings!2012-09-20 7 
20857799Zerg Quest CVBoarding parties find great success in stealing Xel'Naga ships, but will that be enough?Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Proprietary polygons, deck-by-deck racial cleansing, Objection!2012-09-25 7 
October 2012
20952162Zerg Quest CVIThe battle continues, except for when we're busy making silly puns. The battle waits for puns.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Puns, /tg/ dice, botched nat 20, double 11s, Khas pops out of a cake, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY2012-10-02 7 
21047822Zerg Quest CVIIOn the plus side, the XN are on the ropes! On the negative side, so is the fabric of spacetime! We might defeat both.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY, Xel'Naga, The Guardian, War never changes, Boldly Going2012-10-09 7 
21245545Zerg Quest CVIIIHe abandoned us! For a whole week? Will the Swarm forgive Cerebrate Anon?Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Oops, Xel'Naga, Protoss support needs support, Scary glowy bird...thing2012-10-23 6 
21348321Zerg Quest CIXDamnit, moot! We could have had a climactic battle, but noooo. You just had to improve 4chan while I was trying to use it!Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Xel'Naga, Double-Crit, /tg/ dice, Spiting Tassadar, Downtime, SO CLOSE2012-10-30 6 
November 2012
21450320Zerg Quest CXDespite what you may have heard, this is not thread 10. I know; it surprised me, too.Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Number Confusion, Sexy Learning Disability, There goes that impressive Protoss fleet, There goes that impressive Zerg fleet, There goes...I'm seeing a pattern here2012-11-06 6 
21555916Zerg Quest CXICyberbrate thrusts its Love Muffins into an opening in the Xel'Naga's...sexual-sounding military term. I can't be clever all the time. Make your own innuendo. Call it mad-libs or something, I don't know.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Glorious combat, screaming brainhurts, psionic migraine, PORTENT2012-11-13 10 
21677377Zerg Quest CXIISomebody has already summarized this entire thread by saying, "shit just got real."Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Zeratul, Xel'Naga, Nukes, Irreparable harm, here's us on the raggedy edge, /tg/ dice, the dice hate you2012-11-21 10 
21767432Zerg Quest CXIIIThe FINAL Zerg Quest. After 2 years and 113 threads, the Swarm finally meets its end. Zeratul stands with his blade poised. Will he strike us down? Will the Swarm end here, or will it be assured of its immortality?Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, /tg/ dice, I'm too young to die, Big Brother, Death, Rebirth, Alpha and Omega, Metaquest OP, Portent?2012-11-27 25 
November 2020
4521624Primal Zerg Quest A young Zerg is born in the jungles of Zerus. From there, it begins its quest to evolve, to collect, and to survive on the harsh alien worldCollective Game, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, Quest Thread, Primal Zerg2020-11-15 5 
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