You are a ranger. As one half of the team granted the privilege of piloting the most powerful Jaeger ever built, you have slain six Kaiju all in all, each one punched to the point of extinction. Your seventh kill - your freshest kill - lies floating in the waters of the Arctic sea, a handful of miles from the Russian Coastline.You should be on your way home right now, soon to enjoy a hot bath and a hot meal, provided from your generous Operations Director's own pockets.Unfortunately, another Jaeger - and its insufferable, unforgivable crew - is in your way.
>>30210899You are SASHA, a MANLY pilot with a MAN's name. Together with your partner Ranger, Boris, you have brought down the Level 3 Kaiju Event known as KNIFEHEAD, soundly battering it with a few solid blows and then crushing its skull between Cherno Alpha's proud, mighty fists. It had no chance - and to think, Cherno Alpha was only at 45% operational readiness! How easier would the victory be if Russia actually had the funding not only to get her at a full 100%, but also to upgrade her as well?But yes, in any case, it was a clear victory right from the outset. KNIFEHEAD lies lifeless and dead at Cherno Alpha's feet, its slack tongue as long as three buses laid end to end flopping the waves of the briny ocean. You were given the objective to take KNIFEHEAD's remains back to base for salvage, and just as you were about to do so, Japan's own Jaeger, the weak and slender TACIT RONIN, appeared out of nowhere to challenge you for your prize."Come on, little girl! Don't you want to get out of that stinky, smelly Comm-Pod and...and I guess distill some cheap vodka in your toilet, or something?" One of the pilots, a skinny chit in a form-fitting drift suit with bright green hair, grins at you from inside TACIT RONIN's own comm-pod. "Just let go of the Kaiju and walk away. We'll take it from here."[1/2]
>>30210904Your own reaction to that, of course, is the only reasonable reaction in this kind of confrontation."Get ready to make for home," You tell Boris. "But be ready. These idiots may try something."Your partner merely growls in assent. It seems he is in a bad mood now.Well, he is always in a bad mood.[3/4]
>>30210910With hardly no effort at all, both you and your partner manipulate Cherno Alpha into hauling up the dead Kaiju up onto its shoulder. You wince slightly as you hear the joints of the glorious machine creak and strain, but you know she has taken more abuse than this. Much more.You glance at TACIT RONIN. It seems to have crossed its bladed arms over its puny chest, but it is motionless. Still, like a statue.Good, you think. Stay that way. Do not dare us to do something you will regret.It is here that your Operations Commander contacts you again. Just as Cherno Alpha begins to make its way back to base."Cherno Alpha? What is happening? Why are you not engaging trespasser of Russian borders? Answer me!"How do you respond?[]We have the main objective. That is what matters.[]I do not feel like killing young women with their entire lives ahead of them.[]They are not trespassers. Just stupid.[]Other.
>>30210935If they attack Cherno Alpha, we will respond in kind. If they stay still like good little girls, we will not needlessly destroy a unit that may still help kill kaiju in future.
>>30210935>[]We have the main objective. That is what matters.
>>30210935Killing them would be a mercy compared to what their own operations director will do to them when they get back empty-handed.
>>30210935We will destroy them if they attack. Otherwise the risk of collateral damage to our beautiful mother Russia is too high.
>>30211003>Otherwise the risk of collateral damage to our prized kaiju corpse that we went all the way there to retrieve is too highFix'd. Russians don't care about collateral damage.
We do not hit prissy woman. If prissy woman comes any closer, we hit invader of glorious Russia. Is difference, ja?
>>30210935> [x] I do not feel like killing young women with their entire lives ahead of them.Call Jaeger command, tell them that Japan wants to provoke an international incident.
Rolled 8 + 4>>30210935>[x]We have the main objective. That is what matters.
>>30210899Decu pleasecontinue MGNQCherno a shitI thought this was a one-shot, 5 threads ago
>>30211047This. It is much crueler to wage a media war than it is to just kill them.
>>30211053You a shit cherno stronkAnd both decu drawing again and a chance of pace is nice
>>30211062Not to mention that they'll lose their entire idol status.Besides being responsible for Japan initiating a war against Russia and China, considering how this is mutual hunting ground.
>>30210935>[]They are not trespassers. Just stupid.>[]Other.lt them throw the first punch, so that when we kill them and drag there broken jaeger back with us to chop up and sell to the Koreans, we can claim self-defense
>>30211098That might make them more popular actually. Depending on what stage of the war this is set in. If it's at the part where pilots are starting to get good and seen as celebrities. Where it's starting to become one great big pissing contest of who can bag the biggest kaiju.And if thy win of course.
>>30210935>[x]They are not trespassers. Just stupid.
>>30211114>*let them throw
>>30210935"Engaging? No. Not now. For once in many centuries, Russia has moral high ground in international incident. I want to enjoy this moment for as long as possible."
>>30211018>jaAre you dumb?
[x]Other "If they attack we'll stab them with the Kaiju"
>>30211135I approve of this.And i'm Russian.
>>30211090Now that I have found all this lovely porn, I want Sasha to show up in MGNQ. I can imagine how Kharn would introduce him.>I found this marvelous girl in the wilds of Russia while tracking a bear that had been eating a rather large quantity of wild game.>I'm not a gi->Shush now.>So I track the bear to a den where I find this girl was living with the bear deep in the woods.>So I take them both back to base and are new security guards.
>>30211135Yes this.
>>30211228>>30211090Damn it Loran stop being the best Gundam girl.
>>30211228Is it wrong that I would watch the fuck out of something like this?
>>30211252What about Kamille?
So if we do bring this kaiju corpse back and sell it to Hannibal Chau, does this mean Decu is actually gonna draw Ron Perlman?I would totally look forward to that.I'd also understand if it was just his shiny shoes that are drawn though. Gives it an air of mystery about him.
>>30211294Kamille's fine too.Tieria is better though.
>>30211294>>30211372Kamille's a man's name and he's a man
>>30211372True that my friend of colored skin.This is tg though so we had best save this talk of "best girl" to /m/And we all know exia is best.
>>30210935>[X]We have the main objective. That is what matters.>[X]They are not trespassers. Just stupid.>[X]Other.If they try anything they will feel the full 45% wrath of the motherland.
>>30211228>>30211090>>30211372You know, I had forgotten how many confused boners gundam gave me in my younger yearsThanks for bringing up those disturbing at the time memories again
>>30211417That she is.Followed by the X Divider and the Turn X.
>>30211470You're welcome.
>>30211470Same here, only later in life I embraced the confused boners. Feels goodman.
>>30210971 >>30210983 >>30211003 >>30211052You respond that you have the main objective, and that is what truly matters here. Of course, you also wish to enjoy the fact that for once in many, many centuries, the motherland has the moral high ground in this international incident in the making. You wish to enjoy this for as long as possible."But--" Your Operations Director starts to protest, but cuts herself off. "...Sasha, are you...?"You grin up at the speakers, even though you are sure that wherever you look, that woman will be able to see your face. Of course, you tell her. If they attack Cherno Alpha - if they even so much as take one false step towards Russia, then you will respond in kind. But that is only if they do.Should they stay still like good little girls, you will not needlessly destroy a unit that may still help kill Kaiju in the future."...Very well. Good hunting to the both of you." The Operation Director's voice is quiet, downkey, but you know that is how her voice always gets when she is eager to see blood flow.[1/2]
>>30211513Yeah, I blame gundam for my attraction to trapsIt was quite subtle reallyStill a bit hard to explain to people
>>30211543With Cherno Alpha smashing its way through the waves to get back to the Russian coastline, Kaiju draped over its shoulders, you tell Boris to keep an eye on TACIT RONIN. He gives you another look, before shrugging his shoulders. A growl issues from between his teeth.You check the radar yourself after a fashion. Nothing untoward, and the base getting closer with every quaking step that Cherno Alpha takes. Good. Very good. Maybe, just maybe, you will be able to go enjoy your hot meal without it being spiced with your own blood this time.At the fifth step towards the coastline does Boris roar, alerting you."What?" You find yourself growling as well, tearing your eyes away from the radar. "What is matter--"He roars again, and you see exactly what is the matter.[2/3]
>>30211550A large silhouette - with a brightly-glowing aperture at the very middle of it - has almost covered your entire Atmoscan window. TACIT RONIN."We asked nicely~" Comes the audio-only comm, blared through the speakers that your Operations Director was just talking through mere moments ago. "But since you were too stupid to understand, we're going to stop being nice and take it by force."And without any more preamble, without any more warning - TACIT RONIN brandishes both its blades, rearing them back to stab into you. Into Cherno Alpha. Its movements so smooth, nearly human, yet with the natural deadliness of a well-oiled machine."EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE BEARFUCKING RUSKIE SHIT!"Quick! How do you react to this?[]Drop KNIFEHEAD into the water. Block the blades with Cherno Alpha's arms.[]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.[]Other.
>>30211563[]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.Improvised weapon proficiency, ho!
>>30211563[X] throw knifehead then follow it up with GLORIOUS RUSSIAN PUNCHES!
>>30211563[x] OtherUse KNIFEHEAD as shield. Trap blades in the corpse, then tear out the arms of the opposing Jaeger.
>>30211563[x]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.I would love to see the look on the worlds face when this is broadcasted. They will never see it coming.
>>30211563>[X]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.All of my yes.
>>30211581This.
>>30211563I hope we're filming it. And I hope it's all over the news.
>>30211563[x] Use KNIFEHEAD as a shield, they can't harm you when their blades are stuck in a motherfucking Kaiju!
>>30211563[X] Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash into TACIT RONIN.
>>30211563>[]Drop KNIFEHEAD into the water. Block the blades with Cherno Alpha's arms.
>>30211563>[]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.IF YOU WANT IT YOU CAN HAVE IT YOU TENTACLE LOVING CHINK WHORES
>>30211563>[X]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.we can't risk damage to our arms.
>>30211598This this this!
>>30211563>[]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN."Trecherous Yaponskiy! I was being charitable in allowing you to live! Now your corpses will join this Kaiju as salvage!
>>30211563Is this really a choice?>[x]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.
>>30211563>[x]OtherTackle and hold Tacit Ronin down with superior strength!PREPARE TO BOARD JAEGER, COMRADE BEAR!Don't damage the kaiju. We won't get premium money on it otherwise.
>>30211581>>30211598Hell yeah!"Cheeki breeki iv damke!"
>>30211668>"Cheeki breeki i v damki!"FTFY
>>30211563>>[X]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.Gotta beat the bitch with another cyka.
>>30211563>[x]Swing KNIFEHEAD from your shoulders to smash it into TACIT RONIN.
>>30211581This
>>30211581Best plan. It'll put something between us and those blades sooner, and not to mention trap the foe.
>>30211573 >>30211584 >>30211586>roll 1d20 for the results! Best result in five rolls declares it!
Rolled 16>>30211766'ERE WE GO!
Rolled 1>>30211766glory to Cherno!
Rolled 15>>30211766Oh shit
>>30211771FUCK.
Rolled 2>>30211766
>>30211766
>>30211766dice+1d20Pls cherno
Rolled 15>>30211766Damn it, I wanted shield plan.
>>30211766Not accepting the Kaiju shield votes?You make me sad
>>30211766IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND DRINK MORE VODKA
Rolled 10>>30211766Rolling.>>30211771Aw shit.
Rolled 18>>30211766Dirty Yaponskiy scum
Rolled 20>>30211766TIME TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>30211769>>30211771>>30211777>You couldn't cancel the apocalypse
Rolled 11>>30211783fml
>>30211794I think it was largely outvoted.
>>30211794To be fair it looks like it was outvoted, bro, though I did support the shield and ripping its arms off plan.
>>30210899Oh Decu, you portray Russia so well.
>>30211807Too late now.
>>30211831a shame indeed
>>30211771I am so sorry.
>>30211563Miku/Kohaku, why are you so bitch?
>>30211889Because Japanese fuckdolls.
>>30211884shut up david tennant.
>>30211771If this is a critfail, think of it this way, Tacit gets first strike while invading territorial waters, thats an act of war, which means we can then go beat the emperor to death with Tacit's corpse after we're done here
Decu is kill
The probability of rolling a single 1 in 5 rolls of a d20 is approximately 22.6%. Same for getting a single 20. Since critical fails/successes traditionally override other rolls, this means there's an approximately 35% chance of one critical effect happening, and an approximately 5% chance of both at once.This produces what is colloquially known as "/tg/ dice", and this is why I severely dislike taking the best of multiple rolls unless there is a critical.
>>30212234Yes we know the dice are shit, no we don't care.
>>30212234Who gives a shit
>>30212234It causes results to be very dramatic and swingy, and /tg/ likes that.
>>30211769Treacherous Yaponskiy, you growl underneath your breath. And to think you were being charitable in allowing them to live. Now their Jaeger will join the Kaiju as salvage.There is no need to call out your partner's name, now. The link you share with him is enough to convey what you want to do - and you are pretty sure, as both of you move in seamless concert, that it is the same thing he wants to do as well.This is not the first time you've used a Kaiju's corpse as a bludgeon, and you do not think it will be the last.[1/2]
>>30212364Ah, but it will be the last!
>>30212364The entire Atmoscan shrieks and quakes as you push Cherno Alpha to move - fast, faster than it has ever moved before - both its pulverizing arms reaching up to swing the corpse of KNIFEHEAD off its shoulders into a brutal arc. Its own body twisting to give it that extra bit of momentum.The impact is bone-jarring, earth-shaking, and at the same time clammy, bony.Just like that time when you got too annoyed with Boris and smacked him across the face with a freshly-caught fish from the frozen lakes.[2/3]
>>30212413If the pilots of the opposing Jaegr survive, you should carefully lift them out from the cockpit and drop them inside the Kaiju sphincter. For "safekeeping".
>>30212413Both you and Boris grit your teeth as you arrest the momentum of the swing, to avoid yourself being left open for too much. A surprised, pain squawk coming over the comms - and the sight of a modern, overdesigned Jaeger ending flat on its ass on the ocean floor - tells you that such worries are unnecessary."Lucky hit!" Shrieks one of TACIT RONIN's rangers. "But that's all you're getting!"The Jaeger jerks back up to its feet in an impressive display of unnecessary gymnastics - before it spreads its arms, flexing them while thrusting its chest plate out.Even without zooming in, you can easily see six massive gun barrels thrust out from their ports on either side of TACIT RONIN's chest. So, they are aiming to play the long game, eh?What do you do?[]Use KNIFEHEAD as a shield, charge them.[]Block the gunfire with your arms while staying still. Be defensive. Wait for them to come to you.[]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.
>>30212517>[x]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.Just holding it in front of us might not be enough to block all the shells. Finish this fast.
>>30212517>[]Use KNIFEHEAD as a shield, charge them.They want their precious kaiju corpse so much, they won't be able to turn it into mush with their guns.
>>30212517> [x] Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.
>>30212517[x]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown
>>30212517[] blockBIG O
>>30212517>[X]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.yay! I didn't fuck up.
>>30212517[X] Block the gunfire with your arms while staying still. Be defensive. Wait for them to come to you.Also, obligatory:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_6iFYiryY
>>30212552I don't think Decu uses crits.
>>30212517[x]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.We can't risk the corpse being turned into mush, and they wouldn't be going to fire if they weren't using weaponry that could cause damage.
>>30212517>[]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.TACIT RONIN? More like FLACCID RONIN
>>30212517>[x]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.Jap Jaeger legs are wobbly in Russian territory.
>>30212517>Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. We are going to fuck their shit up
Made it!>>30212517[X]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.FUCK YOUR NEON HAIR, YOUR WHORES!
>>30212517>[X]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.
>>30212517[X] use KNIFEHEAD as a shield, charge them.
>>30212577Meanwhile we are fully engorged.
I'm not sure throwing KNIFEHEAD is a great idea. What if they just grab it and run away like the cowards they are?
>>30212548BIG CHERNO!
>>30212617ChernOmega
>>30212613Let's be onset here, their flimsy Jeager is to weak to carry Knifehead back to Japan. They'll need to secure the Kaiju and wait for pick up.
>>30212613Tactic Ronin is fairly light, a cat 3 like KNIFEHEAD outweighs it a fair bit.
>>30212537 >>30212544 >>30212544 >>30212552>Roll 1d20 for the throw! Best of five, criticals now apply!
Rolled 14>>30212709
>>30212704Well, thing is, TR ARE expecting that they'd be able to drag it back home, and they clearly plan to do so. That's the entire reason for this fight. So I dunno if throwing it at them is the best idea, even if it will flatten their puny spindly asses.Besides, we want the kaiju corpse for ourselves, preferably not turned into kibble.
Rolled 7>>30212709please dice.
Rolled 15>>30212709
>>30212517>[x]Throw KNIFEHEAD at them. Charge while doing so, aiming for the takedown.
Rolled 4>>30212709Rolling.
Rolled 6>>30212709
Rolled 15>>30212709Let's not suck this time.
Rolled 15>>30212709CYKA
Rolled 12>>30212709Brace those leg spikes for maximum throw!
Rolled 14>>30212709TIME TO KICKASS TEAM!
>>30212730"drag" being an important part, because only A mighty Jeager like Cherno Alpha could lift and carry such an immense creature.not to mention throwing it like a gold medal winner.
>>30211777>>30211793>>30212733>>30212735>>30212744>>30212745>15
>>30212735>>30212733time to cheeki breeki his shit.
>>30212762It's our lucky number, I guess.
Rolled 12>>30212762can we add them together, count them as 90 and get 3 chernos?
Rolled 4>>30212762well last time we got 16, I'm betting next the dice will roll 14 for us
So I vote for keeping the pilots as pets.
>>30212730See, at this point or salvage will include whatever is left TR after we are done.
Rolled 3>>30212841Be careful friend, that road leads to the Magical Realm.
>>30212841What? No.What would Sparkle say if she heard you talking like that?
>>30212841We'll take them in as prisoners, demand stuff from their homeland for their crimes committed, stuff which will make Cherno Alpha even stronger.
Rolled 7>>30212841Nah, just let Boris have his way with them, take their pride, dignity and purity
>>30212925That's assuming that one or both doesn't end up as Sasha's love interest.
>>30212945What use do we have for these japanese jailbaits?
>>30212962go fishing for undersea squid?....
>>30212962Exchange for money needed for Cherno.
Aftermath of this battle.>Russia, where the fuck is TACIT RONIN?>Who?>Our Jaeger!>Never heard of him. Was probably eaten by kaiju.>Don't give me this shit! He was last seen nearby your Cherno Alpha!>Nonsense, comrade. Nothing but the sea and waves were around then.>You lyi-..wait. Are those TACIT RONIN's blades on your scrap mech??>Nonsense comrade, you're seeing things that simply aren't there. Consider a vacation, yes?
>Cherno Alpha questI'm so giddy right now you guys have no idea.
Those 3d whores are filth from the bottom of a filth bin compared to our perfect waifu Sparkle.
Rolled 3>>30213005We better not end up stealing all the other Jaegers shit.
>>30213032>Not looting other jaegers for maximum cheeki
>>30213060SHITE, that's the wrong image. I swear I'm not calling you a faggot, give me a minute to find the right one.
>>30213060>>30213070Aaaaand I can't find it.Fuck. I apologize anon. I shall go down with my ship.
Rolled 18>>30213019you sound like the kind of otaku fag who would be sitting back in japanese LOCCENT commanding the fuckidols while beating off to them
>>30213019Go away Japan, no one likes you.
>>30213134>>30213121Sashas waifu is some magical sparkle girl from american comics. This is known.
Rolled 8>>30213091It's fine comrade. Now let us go kill a Kaiju with tesla fists. Plus, it's 4chan.
>>30213019>this is the guy in charge of Japan's Jaeger program>he pushes for developing AI with interchangeable personalities as pilots>we aren't getting paid shit for these two cocksleeves>>30212969Backup plan.
>>30213060I vote we blast your pic related from Cherno's speakers as a distraction tactic. With Boris' roars overlaying every obscene word for maximum hilarity.And if you say Cherno doesn't have speakers i won't believe you. How else are we going to play national anthem while punching kaijus in the face?
>>30212733"Bracing SPIKE STABILIZER systems on left and right leg," You spit this out as both you and Boris take hold of KNIFEHEAD's tail. "Get ready to throw, comrade. We need to finish this quick."Two earth-shaking jolts spike their way from Cherno Alpha's legs and up to its Comm-Pod as the glorious, godless man-made killing machine accepts your command, bracing itself on the sea floor. [1/2]
>>30213121>>30213134Can you not read? Did you completely forget that we were fucking told in a story post that Sasha's perfect waifu is Magical Girl Sparkle?If you've got early onset Alzheimer's, at least put a trip on so we know to excuse your lack of a properly working memory (though you'll probably forget it anyway, so I suppose it's a futile request).
>>30213269A moment later, and the Jaeger creaks again as you force it to hurl KNIFEHEAD's limp, lifeless corpse right into TACIT RONIN's line of fire - into the corridor of armor-piercing rounds that will be streaking your way at any moment.[2/3]
>>30213290Oh god, she's going to grab it and run! Chare forward for a finisher, Drop kick it as well!
>>30213290Another shriek as the corpse once more smashes right into the overdesigned Jaeger's face, and once more does it fall down on its ass, the sea rupturing around it. There are few things that amuse you more than, say, Magical Girl Sparkle's cute antics with Hero Destroyer Rena - but you have to admit that seeing a sleek, highly-advanced Jaeger get brained twice in one duel with the same Kaiju corpse is getting close to being a member of that very exclusive club.You would laugh, but you are already charging. Boris beside you foaming at the mouth in bloodthirsty rage, twinning his own frenzied movement to yours.[2/3]
>>30213336>she's going to grab it and runThat's what we deserve for falling for such an obvious trap.
>>30213290>>30213361You're terrible at numbering posts, Decu.
>>30213361QUICK, pick up KNIFEHEAD's corpse and throw it at them againand then when they are down we can rip their arms of and start hitting them with it
>>30213207>>30213134>>30213121That's right! You can keep the uggo filthy 3d girls. Only perfect 2d robo waifu chans are allowed to pilot glorious nippon Jaegers!
Rolled 16>>302133611.Run in2.Grab Kaiju corpse3.Continue slapping jap jaeger around with dead fish
>>30213401No no. Too close for throwing,{x] Pick up Knifehead's corpse and start beating the ever loving shit out of Tactic Ronin with it.
>>30213401>>30213426NO! Close the distance and make them feel the Fist of Mother Russia!
>>30213361"GEEEH! YOU LITTLE FUCKER! EMERALD, GET UP!" The shrieking continues. "We can't...we can't let this SHITBUCKET WIN!""Just...gimme a second, I..." Comes the strained reply to the shrieking. Huh. So did you actually injure one of them, or something?No matter. Despite Cherno Alpha not being the fastest of Jaegers, it is able to bring you close to your prey. A lunge, and the entire Arctic Ocean quakes at the monumental sound of two Jaegers crashing into each other, one knocking the other back down into the ocean floor. The screech of metal grinding against metal teases your ears as you force Cherno Alpha to clamber on top of the fallen TACIT RONIN."GET UP, EM! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S RIGHT ON TOP OF US!" The shrieking is panicked now, rising to a fear-filled screech as you and Boris slam Cherno Alpha's fists together, in anticipation for the pummeling about to come. "COME ON! WE CAN STILL DO THIS!"Heh. Sounds like they are suddenly realizing what kind of fight they got themselves into.What do you do, now?[]Ground And Pound! FEEL THE MIGHT OF RUSSIA![]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.[]Start dismembering.
>>30213483>Tear off the comm-podand>Hold it above the metal corpse of TACIT RONINso you can>Let them watch while you single-handedly (lel) dismember their Jaeger
>>30213483> Year of the com pod.Fuck protracted fights. We want our salvage and hostages.
>>30213483[X]Ground And Pound! FEEL THE MIGHT OF RUSSIA![X]Start dismembering.NOBODY FUCKS WITH MOTHER RUSSIA
>>30213507This.
>>30213483>[x]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.We will claim these bitches for MOTHER RUSSIA!
>>30213483>[X]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.
>>30213483>[x]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.It still has blades and we're sitting right in front of gun barrels. Take your trophy and be done with it.
>>30213483>[x]Ground And Pound! FEEL THE MIGHT OF RUSSIA!Time to die, Japan. Again.
>>30213483>Start dismemberingI want their swords.
>>30213483>[x]Ground And Pound! FEEL THE MIGHT OF RUSSIA!Jostle their Comm-Pod silly until they pass out.Claim Tacit Ronin intact.
>>30213483>[X]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.I would like to stress that we take them alive.
>>30213507>[X]Ground And Pound! FEEL THE MIGHT OF RUSSIA!
>>30213483>[x]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.
>>30213483[X] ground and pound! FEEL THE MIGHT OF RUSSIA!
Rolled 15>>30213483>[]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.Make sure to disable them and then just drag them back to base along with the Kaiju.
>>30213483[]Start dismembering.Gimme them arms! Then we can []Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.
>>30213532Cherno Alpha has the tactical advantage here. Being this close means the blades don't have room to be swung and residual from the cannons would damage Tactic Ronin. [x] Tear off comm-pod[X]GROUND AND POUND.
>>30213483>[]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.then put the conn-pod down on the GLORIOUS RUSSIAN shoreline, go back out and drag KNIFEHEAD & TACTIT's corpses back to glorious motherland
>>30213483>[]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.Mother russia is getting new Jagger parts as well as kaiju bits.
>>30213483>Tear off the Comm-PodPunt them right back to the Sakhalins.
>>30213483[x]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.Do we get paid double if we bring in a Kaiju AND a Jaeger for salvage?
>>30213585Nah, we totally need to figure out a way to drag all three back to base.
>>30213483[X] Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.Yeah, we only stunned them, not disabled their armaments. Last thing we want is a sword lodged through Cherno Alpha's body or a point-blank salvo of bullets.It would be more money wasted on repairs, money that could be used for GLORIOUS 100% WORKING CAPACITY.
>>30213483>[x]Tear off the Comm-Pod to end this fight quickly.Punt it and bring in the Kaiju and the Ronin.
>>30213483[x]Tear off the con pod. We both want to end this fight fast, and not waste a lot of time smashing up their Jaeger. We'll come out of this incident smelling like roses and a classy motherfucker if we don't set their Jaeger program back to the stone age just because their pilots were retards and tried to start an international incident.
>>30213483>tear off the comm-pod, bring it with us back to base
>>30213483Just so's everyone knows.
>>30213507 >>30213511 >>30213525 >>30213531>Ripping off the Comm-Pod while TACIT RONIN Ranger Crew is stunned!>Roll 1d20!
>>30213643Well that's easy. Just take the Comm-Pod, stuff it in the Kaiju and then grab both the Kaiju and the Jaeger with one hand then drag them to base.
Rolled 10>>30213751
Rolled 19>>30213751eat my d20
Rolled 19>>30213751rip
Rolled 7>>30213751Here we go!
Rolled 20>>30213751Rolling.
Rolled 17>>30213751Let's do this.
>>30213777CHEQUI
Rolled 9>>30213751
>>30213767>>30213769>>30213777Nice.
>>30213777I think the trips sell it.
>>30213767>>30213769>>30213777HahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaShitty japanese Jaeger is falling apart like cheap toy!
>>30213767>>30213769>>30213777Well...
Rolled 12>>30213751
>>30213767>>30213769>>30213777Sweet baby Jesus.
>>30213804Jesus, I haven't seen that picture for like 8 years.
>>30213767>>30213769>>30213777It's more like a Chinese Jaeger at this point.
>>30213767>>30213769>>30213777WE ARE AS MASTER SURGEON, EXCISING THE BITCHY CANCER FROM WEAK, FRAIL PATIENT USING NOTHING BUT BARE HANDS AND RUSSIAN SPIRIT
>>30213777GET WREKTAlso we really do need to tell them that they gave RUSSIA the moral high ground
>>30213777>>30213769>>30213767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSet6htnVcQ
>>30213848>BEAR HANDS AND WINENot the time!
>>30213757Oh God, this would be amazing.
>>30213867>BEAR HANDS AND MOTHER'S VODKA!FTFY
>>30213777
>>30213777You decide to end this quickly. Yes, you realize all too well that Boris WANTS to draw this fight out, he WANTS to tear apart the Jaeger now helpless underneath you - and you would have allowed him to. But you realize that a bit of patience and restraint would make this particular victory for Cherno Alpha that much more sweeter.Gritting your teeth, you force your hands open from the punching clench that Boris was already emulating - and you raise Cherno Alpha's arms to clamp its iron fingers around TACIT RONIN's comm-pod. Boris growls at this, whirling at you with his teeth bared, but you ignore him as you force Cherno Alpha to pull. To keep pulling.The screaming over the comms has reached its crescendo."Well?" You breathe out through clenched teeth to your partner. "With this, we can have Cherno Alpha back into proper killing form. Think of how many Kaiju we can kill in one sortie alone." You pause here, before grinning. "Think of how many belligerent Jaegers like this one we can defeat."That does it. Boris lends you his strength - his entire, primal, godless strength - and there is a sudden release of tension as TACIT RONIN's comm-pod comes away in Cherno Alpha's hands.Cutting off the screaming from the comms at the same time.[1/2]
>>30214040Well. That was easy.But then again, what did you expect, with such shoddy construction and barely existent armor?These Japanese, they should stick to making videogames, you think. And pornography.[2/3]
>>30214040Just hoping that the rangers survived. Otherwise we can't rub it in their faces when we get back.
>>30214070Place the pieces so it seemed the Kaiju bit the head off and take a picture.Blackmail.
>>30214070CHERNO REQUIRES A NEW HAT! YOU WILL DO!
>yfw cherno takes off its hat and inside are the commpods of a dozen defeated jaegers
>>30214070Let them swim home. Will build character.
>>30214040>>30214070oh god, the shoulder nuke cannons and the reactor vent grill make it look like a derp face
>>30214139Nah, bring them back to mother Russia for ransom and introduce them to cigarettes and vodka while they're there.
>>30214070AND NOW WE LOOT THE BODY FOR PARTSCHERNO RONIN
>>30214070These Japanese girls will make great "gifts" for the CO. Heheheheh.
>>30214139They aren't swimming anywhere, we will make them build character the way we did, by brawling with bears!
>>30214070You do not savor your victory for too long. No, you do not want to be seen as vainglorious. And Boris hates people like that, he eats them."Cherno Alpha!" It is your Operations Director again. "Status report! What has happened? Did you defeat the trespassers?"You are silent as you make Cherno Alpha lift the severed Comm-Pod up to its Atmoscan window. Beyond the Comm-Pod's own tinted, reinforced glass, you can see the pink-haired girl banging her fists against the window, teeth gritted in pure, humiliated rage. Her face bisected by a trail of blood trickling down from her scalp.The green one seems to be holding on to her arm in a worrying way. Must be broken.How do you report your glorious victory to your Operations Director?
>>30214168You can also find out how realistic their pornography is.
>>30214175ALL OF THE LOOT.
>>30214184>Mission... Complete.
>>30214126CHERNO ALSO NEEDS NEW SUITFOR FORMAL OCCASIONSWEDDINGS AND SUCH
>>30214184[X]We have scrap metal to add to our salvage today, and some guests for you to entertain
>>30214184[x] Report to the director that everything is fine, you will be returning with some additional cargo and two presents for her.
>>30214184ALAS POOR TACIT RONIN, I KNEW HIM HORATIO
>>30214184Frail japanese jaeger seems to have suffered catastrophic loss of head in terrible accident. Returning to base with kaiju and japanese scrap metal.
>>30214184>crush pod"We are victorious, bringing the kaiju back now"
>>30214184"Victory for the motherland, Director. Two bodies to bring back. Both intact."
>>30214184Commander am findink abandoned jaeger.Can I be takink these two home? Am needink pets for Boris
>>30214184Yes, sure why not, ask if we should salvage the jaeger too.
>>30214184"Japan better duck cause we're SWINGING OUR MASSIVE DICKS RIGHT BACK TOWARDS RUSSIA! Also we have presents, director. You will be pleased!
>>30214184Defeat implies that they put up resistance.
>>30214184"The pilots of Tacit Ronin Followed us home, can we keep them?"
>>30214184[X] "The Kaiju has been collected and the trespassers Neutralized. Cherno Alpha is bringing back a double load and 2 extra guests."proceed to drag both Knifehead and Tacit Ronin back to base.
>>30214184We have made new friends we bring with us. Please greet them warmly.
>>30214184Japanese operation director will probably ask for return Jaeger soon. Answer is no.
>>30214184[X] flimsy japanese jaeger is scrap metal. Foolish girls are now in our custody. One of them needs medical attention, nothing life threateningThe other could use a few lessons in discipline I think
>>30214184This is Cherno Alpha, threat neutralized.Requesting medical assistance for the crew of the Tacit Ronin, as well as help with recovering the defeated Jaeger and the Kaiju.
>>30214184"SOVIET POWER SUPREME."
>>30214184[x] "Resistance has been neutralized. Salvage teams may be required."
>>30214184"TR defeated, pilots are alive, TR is intact, BLADEHEAD is available. Returning with all of the aforementioned for looting or ransom.
>>30214184[x] "Cherno Alpha is victorious once again, we are bringing KNIFEHEAD's carcas as well as two colourful haired banshee's back to base."
>>30214184>Mission Complete"Returning with the carcasses. Have vodka ready kor me and Boris and have an EMT for our guests."
>>30214256this
>>30214256Yes!>See if Japan will transfer them and Ronin to our superior command
>>30214184"Kaiju sprung to life and attacked Tacit Samurai.I finished it off."Make sure TS' pilot crew hears that.We're not starting international conflict because of two dumbasses.
>>30214184It is now WinterWe fight humans and kaijuRussia's victory
>>30214184Pic made me think we crushed them by accident due to muscle memory.
>>30214256This. Oh, YES, this.It will be worth it just for the looks on their smug little faces.
>>30214256third
>>30214256fucking brilliant>>30214184seconding >>30214256
>>30214256Haha yes. They have volunteered to help with morale at the base.
>>30214256[x]Do this.
>>30214330>Implying we want their shit pilots instead of Russian soldiers trained in glorious motherland
>>30214256>"Boris. I will claim the green haired one. Will you be able to tame the others temper?"
>>30214414They're not for piloting a jaeger, they're for boris,
>>30214405L-lewd...
>>30214438the fiesty one is for boris, the other we shall name Sparkle and she shall be ours forever and ever
>>30214405Today Sasha becomes a man! Officially!
>>30214184
>>30214405>They have volunteered to help with morale at the basedoe this mean they'll have to Hold hands with anyone on the base that asks?
>>30214434>bothering with puny asian women you can break in half by accident
>>30214453Inb4 they are some how authors/artists of our favorite manga...
>>30214472No. We would never do something as disgusting as holding hand while procreating in the pale moonlight.That's for the second date.
>>30214472>>30214463>>30214445I don't know what you were all thinking about. All I wanted to do was gloat...
>>30214453>implying this horrid wretch almond eyed comes close to sparkleWho is american.
>>30212234so, out of interest, what's the probability on DOSE DICE in Hero Quest?
>>30212234Oh hey look at all the people who care.
>>30214453>>30214472>>30214434Am I the only one who thinks we should just force them to imbibe alcohol until they're horrible hot messes, let them start making fools of themselves/throwing up all over the place/etc, record the results and upload them somewhere public, and then send them back to Japan to soak in the consequences?
Sasha is looking for "A proper woman, brought up with elegance and style and class." "soft spoken firm with her convictions."I doubt either of the Jap pilots would fit in that, but who knows.I'd rather not give one to Boris because no one deserves a fate like that.
>>30214562>spoilerbetter fate than being thrown to the Op Director
>>30214562Boris doesn't deserve that fate!
>>30214556A few other players seem to want to gangrape the pilots with a bear and then keep them around as comfort women for the base to be raped on a daily basis.
>>30214502You are way too naive for /tg/. Go look up "comfort women"
>>30214556We could just show the video of us beating them down with a dead body.
>>30214582It's true, Boris is a bro.
>>30214578D-don't even! No, that's beyond mean. That's inhumane!
>>30214556You should post it on the /random/ board of 5chan, you know those sickos love that shit.
>>30214184wher is fancey wireless teknologie now, slope eyed devils
>>30214583In wartime, that is generally what happens to captured women, yeah.
>>30214562We don't actually know their real personalities because all we've seen them do is try and intimidate us.But you're probably right.
>>30214583>gangrape the pilots with a bearDon't talk about Boris like that. He's sensitive.
>>30214629Not at war with them though.
>>30214583...Anon, I'm sorry to disillusion you, but Boris is into Bears, not obnoxious little Japanese harlots.
>>30214647Yeah! Boris is a bear of weath and taste. He wouldn't want such common jap trash and we shouldn't try to make him.
>>30214629>>30214664>>30214583Yeah, going to have to agree- we're not at war with them, AND I thought we're classier than that.Besides, for once, we have the moral high ground. Should we really piss it away so easily on these pilots, who are most likely pig disgusting anyway?
>>30214664Our OpDir is Balalaika. She is never not at war.
>>30214205 >>30214215 >>30214211 >>30214226 >>30214232 >>30214256You glance at Boris just as he turns to look at you, and the both of you share a toothy grin before you respond."Mission accomplished, Director. Victory for the Motherland, as we promised." You can't help but smile wider at what you're about to say. "Two bodies to bring back. One Kaiju and one Jaeger. Both relatively intact.""HAH!" The Operations Director guffaws. "I knew it! I know you, Sasha, Boris, I know I made right decision in giving you Cherno Alpha. Not only are you good at killing monsters, you are good at killing Russia's enemies as well." Another guffaw. "COMMENDATIONS! To the both of you! And one week's worth of extra rations!"What? That...that is generous! Very generous!You almost stutter in thanks, before the Operations Director changes tack again. At the speed of light, as usual. "What of TACIT RONIN's rangers? Did you destroy them?"No. You did not. In actuality, they followed you home. Can you keep them?Silence. "HAH!" Another guffaw. "Normally, I would say no, Sasha, but you, you are just too much. Very well, those two rangers are yours! I doubt Japan will pay much ransom for them anyway, they have high schools filled with potential rangers willing to die for the cause. Their Jaeger, however, will fetch a pretty penny in ransom." It is here that you hear clapping. "A job well done, Cherno Alpha! Come back to base, we are awaiting your return!"[1/2]
>>30214704/tg/: either Lawful Good or Chaotic HUE.
>>30214714perfect image choice Deculture..
>>30214714Oh great now we have to give our extra rations to the foreign harlots.
>>30214704>I thought we're classier than thatYou have to remember that as much as /tg/ decries people that bring muh magical realm to their games, most posters secretly want to be murderhobos who drag NPC's kicking and screaming into their magical realms, cackling all the way.
>>30214760Worth it. They'll be especially sorry now.
>>30214685He may be a beer of wealth, but not of taste. If it gets wet between the legs, he is DTF.
>>30214714We are forcing team bubble gum hair to enroll in National Ballet Academy. They will eventually become worlds first and most highly decorated all female Pairs Figure Skating Team, bringing gold after gold metal back to Mother Russia in glorious international competition!
>>30214714>RansomLelwatNo, we have to cheekibreeki it into our Cherno. Make the UltraCherno. Become stronger and better throughout all our battles and when the final battle comes and we are outmatched, we hit the small red button recessed underneath the center console. All the modifications, all the junk just comes sloughing off. As the chorus of the Red Army Choir <intensifies>, we activate the loudspeaker:We are Cherno Alpha.And we will defeat you with our bear hands.
>>30214765>kicking and screaming>Not gagging and tying up your spoilsmurderhobo pleb.
>>30214790This guy gets it.
>>30214790>murderhobo pleb.What can I say? I like to hear their ineffectual screams.
>>30214789>And we will defeat you with our bear hands.Goddammit Carlos. You forgot your image.
>>30214760Ha fuck that.
>>30214811I'm kind of surprised it wasn't rigged to blow if the pilot pod was removed, to be honest.
>>30214714And so, with your salvage, you return to base. The Kaiju, of course, is taken immediately by Hannibal Chau and his vultures. You of course requested that he at least give you a cut of choice meat before he does, and the man willingly obliges you, cutting off a generous hank off its leg meat and handing it to you with a grin. He does the same for Boris, but nearly gets his hands bitten off when he tried to pet your partner in a patronizing way.It is to note here that your fellow Ranger colleagues and base staff did not so much as look at your way when you finally arrived. Not a single one.TACIT RONIN is of course deposited into Cherno Alpha's spare hangar, to be studied and repaired enough for emergency Jaeger duty in case of an attack before it is collected by the Japanese. Your Operations Director says that with TACIT RONIN and KNIFEHEAD, the base will have enough money to run for two more months, as well as be able to bring Cherno Alpha to 60% Operational Readiness this time!Its rangers...well, you find out their names: Amber Nakajima and Emerald Kirishima. Both of them were taken to sick bay with the care that befits their stature and gender - as it turns out, besides a few bruises, are perfectly fine. The green one in particular only had her arm dislocated - you relocated it yourself after you pulled her out of the wrecked comm-pod.She kept back her scream and tears. She was strong enough for that at least.Both of them seemed rather down after their defeat. The red-haired one is still feisty, and kept making cracks about your height and stature - but you let this pass. The defeated will always feel the sting of shame; those who cannot deal with it properly use anger and venom to mask it.[2/3]
>>30214850Of course you did not really let the base's staff make use of them, or even Boris (to be fair, Boris did not like them much, and went off whoring back in the city). No, you decided to make them a part of your unit, to help you with repairing and fine-tuning Cherno Alpha. That is a much better fate for them than being used as someone's means of relieving stress. Certainly not yours, as well - you are still pining for a girl that will live up to your standards.Whoever she may be.You did manage to find her, though. But in the most unlikeliest place.But that is a story...for another time.[3/4]
>>30214850>The defeated will always feel the sting of shame; those who cannot deal with it properly use anger and venom to mask it.Whoo, that's a fuckin' nice line there.>>30214877Ho'dup... are we a slavloli? This is the first thread I've been in.
>>30214877>But that is a story for another timeThere is hope that we may yet see Cherno Alpha Quest 2.0!
>>30214877>But that is a story...for another time.WHEN!? PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
>>30214905No, Sasha is a MAN. He just looks that way.
>>30214877
>>30214905>slavlolislavshota
>>30214877>sequel to Cherno Quest or more MGNQDon't make me choose, Deculture!
>>30214917>>30214921Oh.Okay.That's... uh... different.
>>30214905We're a dude (I tend to think we're about 11 years old) that looks like a slavloli.
>>30214919So when can we expect to see Sasha in MGNQ?
>>30214919NO! I CANNOT BE! IT ONLY JUST BEGUN!!!
>>30214923I will be thrilled by either, but I wants me someone Cherno Alpha!
>>30214919Boris honestly looks like a massive porcupine in that.
>>30214919Thanks for running Decu, great thread.See you next time....there will be a next time, right?
Kharn: "Ah, Murderface. I am telling you a secret. Seiji is working on a project, top secret of secrets." She cackles. "He is in the beginning of making a robot! It is to be piloted by people, and fight witches!"
>>30214939Probably not. He's a guy, so he can't be in any of the golden weapons.
We can finally go back to MGNQ! Yes!
>>30214919And that's it! This Cherno Alpha Quest one-shot is finished! Thank you very much for your participation and patience!MGNQ will be resuming in its regular time slot, Saturday Night! I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did, hahaha! Questions answered before I go to bed, if you like!
>>30214919Encore!
>>30214981Ваше здоровье, товарищ.
>>30214981Is there any hope that you might return to this?
>>30214981I loved it! the dice rolling played a large part in that, Which is both good and bad. Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cherno%20Alpha%20QuestThread has been archived.can you tell us more about the proper woman Sasha found?
>>30214981>I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did, hahaha!Sasha Valnikov or nearest dimensional counterpart?
>>30214981>He does the same for Boris, but nearly gets his hands bitten off when he tried to pet your partner in a patronizing way.Did Boris try to go for Hannibal's goddamned shoe too?
>>30214981Thanks for the thread!Decu, why are you so bad at numbering your posts? It's kind of boggling sometimes.
>>30214981Thanks for running, Decu. It was an interesting interlude, to be sure.Still waiting for feedback~
>>30214905We're grumpy Russian Loran Cehack, so we look like a girl even though we are MAN.
>>30214981At what percentage of operational readiness do the nuclear cannons become usable?
>>30215037actually what is the size limit on a 4chan post anyway?
>>302150612000 characters.
>>30214981Thanks for running! Can't wait to get back to MGNQ though.
>>30215037I haven't seen a QM yet who hasn't messed that up regularly.
>>30215057They are ALWAYS useable. Just increased readiness decreases the likelihood will blow off Cherno's own face/
This was an awesome one(five?)-shot, Deculture! I like your shit.
>>30215037It's VERY easy to run afoul of 4chan's posting limits, especially for QMs who post longer updates. Cut him some slack.
>>30215070thank you.
>>30214933Considering where we are, I don't think it'd be any different.:3c
>>30214939Hahaha!>>30214963Hahaha! Maybe!>>30215013Hmm, well, perhaps! I have other stuff planned, but I suppose this is worth going back to if I'm really free. I just wanted to do this so I can say 'Yeah, I ran a quest about the most awesome robot in existence' and continue writing Magical Girls.>>30215015Thanks for participating, too!And of course! (He ends up with two proper women.)>>30215020Comrade archival!>>30215031Yes, Boris did.>>30215037I'm sorry! D: Sometimes I get caught up in drawing and rushing to post!>>30215048Feedback will be given tomorrow at work!>>30215057At 80 ! But SPRING-LOADED FISTS are at 60%!
>>30215145Hey Decu, how's Sunday looking for Metro? Are you reddy yet?
>>30215145>And of course! (He ends up with two proper women.)I have my suspicions but I'll keep them in check. For now.
>>30215145>He ends up with two proper women.Oh my.
>>30215145Midori and Chiaki or Kyoko and Sayaka?
>>30215145>(He ends up with two proper women.)Noice.
>>30215249Neither you stupid fuck, those are both reserved only for the purest form of love.Also ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE MADE: Decu went to sleep and answers will have to wait till next time. Thanks for being with us tonight.
>>30215298Fuck off, Cooldown.
>>30215335As much as Coolio likes to act that way, this time she's not the culprit.
>>30215358Okay. Sorry, Cooldown.>>30215298Fuck off, random faggot.
>>30215335Cooldown isn't usually that obnoxious.
>>30215382Been along since thread 12 or so, I just like my anonymity.Is this the point where I should go hahahahaha?
