Thread Title Description Tags Added Score October 2008 2845906 Tales from the Emergency Room Mitchell_Henderson tells stories about his time working in the ER, such as the idiot LARPer that cut his hand and the horror of the 300 lbs. fursuiter. Mitchell Henderson , ER , LARP , idiots STORYTIEM 2008-10-22 33 May 2010 9599732 Saburo's Storytime #2 Saburo recounts a tale of a piss awful DM and his immature players, which moves into a story of a new DM and his way-above-average first story. saburo , storytiem , awesome 2010-05-04 16 10032392 STORYTIEM Returns Third part of Storytime's epic game, includes dwarf pimps, and a new sport, Blood Bowl storytiem , saburo , awesome , al'sham , blood bowl 2010-05-25 25 August 2010 11720890 Phalanx What happens when you make a M&M character that has ESP, Teleportation, and Duplicate?
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! storytiem , oblivion , criminal scum 2010-08-18 24 September 2010 11995407 Storytiem: part the somethingth. STORYTIEM continues the adventures of Saburo, Al'Sham, Knock, Halfling and co. storytime , storytiem , al'sham , saburo , knock , halfling , blood bowl , awesome 2010-09-08 28 12161023 Shadowrun with Segata Saburo Saburo and the gang settle down for some Shadowrun. Lots of blasting, exploding, and running people over with vans ensues. Shadowrun , Saburo , Storytiem , Awesome 2010-09-21 14 November 2010 12681153 Mr. Bombardini Rides Again The creator and player of Mr. Bombardini, the loveable, overweight, child-eating vampire returns to tell more tales of Mr. Bombardini's escapades, this time in a party led by El Viento de Iluminación de Justicia, vampire luchador. Mr. Bombardini , vampire , luchador , storytiem 2010-11-05 30 January 2011 13393514 Social Failure. "Professor asks in class what the council of Nicea was."
"Its when the Emperor forbade the use of Psykers."
"What?" Fail , funny , humor , derp , natural 1 , Omnissiah , STORYTIEM , stories , story , RPG , Real Life , IRL , AFK , Traditional Games , Nat 20 2011-01-04 38 February 2011 13730246 STORYTIEM Campaign Update New information regarding the finale of STORYTIEM's campaign. /tg/'s slowness is inexcusable, maybe if it's archived someone will read it. Also contains pictures of a Fist mini. STORYTIEM , awesome 2011-02-01 11 13958009 Underdark Traders Speculation about trade goods between the surface and the drow, plus a tale of the badassery of Underdark merchants, and more. writefaggotry , D&D , forgotten realms , drow , fluff , storytiem 2011-02-21 5 March 2011 14188616 STORYTIEM: The Final Chapter STORYTIEM makes his emmy award-winning return to /tg/ and unveils the climactic conclusion to his mind-shatteringly epic campaign. storytiem , saburo , joseph knock , al'sham wyles , evennia , spelljammer , the fist , frank the fiendish centipede , crazy hassan , epic , campaign 2011-03-10 53 April 2011 14475678 How anon ran a game for elderly Well, this kind anon volunteered to host a "game night" at the local old folks house. Although he was supposed to play Scrabble, he decided to run DnD instead. A fun night ensued, with badass old men and lots of people remembering the Biker DnD thread. The thread features the epic storitiem, /tg/ never changing, Watership Down, some guys being faggots and lots more. Surprisingly, no edition wars. DnD , elderly , veteran , storytiem , storytime 2011-04-05 22 October 2011 16523963 Zombie Bugs Op tells an ongoing horror story horror,D&D,Kythons,campaign journal,storytiem 2011-10-05 24 16585489 Storytime thread A sober storytiem spins another yarn of an awesome campaign. And some other stuff from Anons. Awesome , storytime , storytiem , Dungeons and Dragons , Captain Falcon 2011-10-11 13 16680180 /tg/'s most glorious character deaths In which we relate some of the best PC deaths we've seen, including a Hunter calling YOU SHALL NOT PASS to clockwork minions, a Guardsman calling in Exterminatus on his own position, and a cleric of Kord who died arm-wrestling Kord himself. storytiem , D&D , Dark Heresy , Hunter , stories , deaths , glorious 2011-10-20 8 November 2011 16809106 Storytime Thread: Part Two Storytiem continues his tale, the Pope of Faerun is created, and a drawfag drops in. Awesome , storytiem , storytime , Dungeons and Dragons , Faerun , Alphonse , armchair 2011-11-02 47 16827147 /tg/ Shares Dreams Dreams are shared and discussed, everything from the crazy to the nightmarish. Great campaign idea fuel. dream , storytime , storytiem , creepy , awesome , scary , weird 2011-11-04 5 December 2011 17306554 That Guy Thread Another field reports of horrific That Guys. Everybody is awed and scared. that guy , real life , irl , storytiem , horribad 2011-12-24 10 17342370 Old Man Henderson Narrated Voice actor StephanosRex narrates the Old Man Henderson and other /tg/ stories storytime , Old Man Henderson , Cthulhu , Waffle House Millionaire , audio , voice acting , storytiem , /tg/ , space marine 2011-12-28 33 January 2012 17485327 Stephanos Narrates Stephanos Rex returns to /tg/ for some awesome voice acting. storytime , Old Man Henderson , Cthulhu , Waffle House Millionaire , audio , voice acting , storytiem , /tg/ , space marine 2012-01-10 13 February 2012 18010759 Today I must become That Guy Pt2 FATAL in Space with a terrible dm Storytiem , FATAL , Space , That Guy , 2012-02-19 38 18029935 Today I must become That Guy Pt3 The horror-trainwreck continues Storytiem , FATAL , Space , That Guy , /d/M , fetish game , player rebellion , That GM 2012-02-20 36 18032393 Today I must become That Guy pt4 Part 3 magically 404'd before its time, yet DIRK SOLDERS ON! Storytiem , FATAL , Space , That Guy , /d/M , fetish game , player rebellion , That GM 2012-02-21 40 March 2012 18278643 STORYTIEM STORYTIEM STORYTIEM 2012-03-11 23 18400401 Shadowrun Storytime 6 Bend the Infiltrator joins the team, spirits get stoned, 2D jizzes himself, and the Vegas arc comes to a close. Shadowrun , Storytime , Storytiem , 2D , TwoDee , Geppetto , Dervish , Bend , Vegas , Las Vegas 2012-03-21 71 April 2012 18532456 Shadowrun Storytime 8 The team goes to Lagos, and runner-on-runner violence happens! Geppetto kills a guy in a really fucked-up way. Also Nextwave! Shadowrun , Storytime , Storytiem , Shadowrun Storyime , Twodee , 2D , Dervish , Geppetto , Bend , Lagos , Nextwave 2012-04-02 72 18757535 STORYTIEM Swashbuckling Adventure STORYTIEM is back with an amazing tale of his amazing new campaign STORYTIEM , epic , swashbuckling adventures , pathfincer 2012-04-18 35 18848099 Shadowrun Storytime 11 The Summer episode! The Team tries their hand at a bank heist. Shadowrun , Storytime , Shadowrun Storytime , Storytiem , 2D , Twodee , Geppetto , Wildcard , Bend , Dervish , Bank Heist , Bank Job 2012-04-25 56 July 2012 20013482 All Barbrian Party Five players, five barbarians and one GM. What could possiblx go wrong? Storytiems , barbarians , awesome 2012-07-24 89 August 2012 20366845 Shadowrun Storytime 16: The Tale of Felix Ramirez The team initiates their newest member, ex-Aztechnology Eagle Warrior Felix Ramirez. Shadowrun , Storytime , Shadowrun Storytime , Storytiem , 2D , Twodee , Geppetto , Wildcard , Bend , Dervish , Felix , Felix Ramirez , Locke 2012-08-18 70 September 2012 20521280 Space Station 13: The Storytime-ining Many a man tried to discuss SS13, but few returned alive. Space Station 13 , SS13 , Storytime , Storytiem 2012-09-03 7 October 2012 20950596 Shadowrun Storytime 17 Happy birthday, 4chan! TwoDee returns with a very Dervish-heavy tale. Shadowrun , Storytime , Shadowrun Storytime , Storytiem , 2D , Twodee , Geppetto , Wildcard , Bend , Dervish , Felix , Locke , trolls , Fight Club 2012-10-02 78 January 2013 22848975 DM Advice Thread DM Advice Thread with some pro tips from pro players. STORYTIEM, who apparently isn't dead, drops by with some commandments and demandments for awesome gameplay. RPG , Advice , DnD , Pathfinder , STORYTIEM 2013-01-29 18 August 2013 26531617 Sims Storytiem with the Garys Anon entertains us with stories of 8 evil, insane clones living together Sims , 3 , story , storytiem , Gary 2013-08-10 33 26534970 Another day on SS13 Space station 13 story, chaplain teams up with clown to create religion then kill everyone. Space station 13 , clown , SS13 , storytiem , storytime 2013-08-11 11 26548645 Sims Storytiem with the Garys Part 2 The epic continuation in which the Garys burn down their house to kill their neighbors. Sims , 3 , story , storytiem , Gary 2013-08-11 12 February 2014 30453585 Boatmurdered Some Swede-fag tells /tg/ a story of the time he sent his players into boatmurdured. Storytiem , Pathfinder,Exploding Dice , Shitting the queen,D20,Boatmurdered , Dwarf Fortress 2014-02-24 17 June 2014 32910549 The Loon There are plenty of threads about That Guy, the douche that makes any game terrible.
The Loon is the one that pulls something completely ridiculous and succeeds. Awesome , funny , storytime , storytiem 2014-06-22 22 33023335 Shadowrun General: Humanis Edition Shadowrun general starts up all normal like, and then nazis bipolar , nazi , humanis , shadowrun , storytime , storytiem 2014-06-27 3 July 2014 33605642 Lamentations of the Flame Princess Storytiem: Edge edition A little girl, the ghost of her necromancer grandfather, a fourteen year old boy still traumatized by the time his parents were raped to death by bears, and a priest team up to murder the shit out of some people, no matter how many people they have to murder in order to do it. Lamentations of the Flame Princess , LotFP , lotfp , storytime , storytiem , BEARS , edge , edgy , edgelord 2014-07-23 10 February 2015 37794163 Britbongsteros Storytime In world geographically the same as our own, fantasy tropes meet local mythology. Gather around, and listen to the story of purging necromancy, assassinating nobility, and fighting the terrors of this world. And remember, act in accordance to the Purple Penguin's will. Opening post is required reading. storytime , storytiem , purple penguin , world building , writefaggotry , awesome 2015-02-04 44 April 2015 39306136 Lamentations of the Flame Princess Storytiem: 2 edgy, 2 egregious A little girl, the ghost of her necromancer grandfather, a orphan whose parents were eaten and/or raped to death by bears, and a priest who has a cuddle pillow of his goddess team up to murder hundreds of innocents and summon a demon. Also kill a bear I guess. Lamentations of the Flame Princess , LotFP , lotfp , storytime , storytiem , BEARS , edge , edgy , edgelord , sitcom 2015-04-13 4 January 2017 51111911 /tg/ talks about Steven Universe Interesting discussion regarding Steven Universe and the philosophy behind a cartoon for children. Also motherfucking STORYTIEM shows up. Steven universe , storytiem , autism 2017-01-10 3 March 2019 65267679 Tales of That Guy/That DM Depression Quest anon returns and finally dispenses justice, in just one out of the many new stories of Guys and GMs that nobody likes! that guy , that dm , storytiem , justice , rage 2019-03-24 5