Please, do go on.

>>18010759
bump for interst and epicness

>>18010759

GROW SOME BALLS, MAN.

Also, where's my army(s) at?

Ffffuuuuuuuck I meant to go to sleep five fucking hours ago, but NOOOOO I just HAD TO GO ON /tg/.
Fucking damn.

>A new thread. I left off with a tentacle raped female PC and my employer telling me that saving her with some general store antitoxin is punishable by death because it could have killed some tentacle rape babies.

get invaded by tentacle rape monster advicebaddm.jpg Outlaw abortion

>>18010774
Let's try to not derail this thread, hmmm?

In all seriousness hurry up OP. Goddamn, I have work in five hours. Haven't slept yet.

>>18010784

Okaaaay.jpg

Though if you take too long between posts, I'll start recruiting again. Who knows who'll show up...

>>18010774
Senator Bear found this thread on his desk. After consuming berries and fish he gave it a read. He was most displeased with it.

He has called an emergency meeting of congress to discuss the use of SEAL teams to obliterate the DM in question.

Whelp, guess I'm not sleeping tonight. I'm gonna brew a fresh cup of coffee.

well, you've got the death sentence already, might as well do as you please. pretty soon, you'll be bragging not that you've escaped a death sentence, but that you have escaped a death sentence 12 times over.
fuck it, let's be space pirates.

>>18010801

Hold your ground, senator. We're bearly getting started here...

>Get it? Bearly? Get it??

rolled 20 = 20

GOD DAMN IT OP, JUST FINISH THE STORY.

Seriously, what's your WPM? 3?

Fuck you, OP. Take typing lessons or something.

How fucking long does it take to type up 250 words? It doesn't have to be eloquent or anything. Just speed up the process here.

>>18010811
Door is that way -->

>>18010802
NESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESS
IT HURTS.

>>18010821

The fail was intentional, I can assure you. You shan't hear so bad from me again...unless it's hilariously appropraite.

I have travelled into the past and begun training a crack team of troops to give this DM what he deserves. I'm not sure that 65 million years of training will equip them enough to punish him adequately for his bullshit, but it was the best I could do.

So Vicim comes back. In person. She is ready to play some more and she brought snacks. The GM allows his GMPC to relay to her the story. As upholders of space law (which we apparently are) they must punish me. They had also found a fertilized embryo which must be RE-IMPLANTED INTO HER RIGHT AWAY OR BREAK SPACE LAW.
So I point out that these things are not native to their world and are in fact a bioengineered terror weapon. He states that that doesn't matter under space law. She says she doesn't want to be pregnant with a hideous creature let alone pregnant from rape. She was saving herself for marriage after her sister was taken against her will by a rapist and begins to roleplay her character becoming emotional. Dirk Falcon quick-draws his blaster and shoots the SYRINGE WITH THE RESCUED EMBRYO that the GMPC is holding and rolls his best roll of the day rendering the potential tentacle rape-baby into space vapor.

>>18010811
We ride brothers to battle against an ogre who defiles maidens!

Alright fuck this shit. Someone screencap this all, save it, and keep it around /tg/ for a while.

OP is too slow to stay awake for.

>>18010829

>>18010816
Isn't it obvious? He's been milking it, like in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17531839/. But now, anon has expectatives, set the bar too high, and there's no way OP will be able to deliver.

>>18010774
MOJO-JOJO shall aid you in this fight. This fight that is against these truly evil people. Yes, even with the great evil that I MOJO-JOJO, hold within my brain, the BRAIN that was given enormous intellect by the chemical x, that also gave me my enemie-

Wha? YOU DARE INTERRUPT MOJO-JOJO? Fine. I. MOJO-JOJO. Will. Help.

That is I shall assist in this endevor to bring these men to light. To bring destroy, obliterate, evisirate, delete, terminate, and or maim them. MOJO-JOJO HAS SPOKEN!

>>18010829
plant a gun on what's left of the embryo. claim self-defense.

>make one of these
>ask GM if he would like some cheetos
>go to hand bag to him
>then knife in the fucking eye
>????
>PROFIT!

>>18010829
>Dirk Falcon quick-draws his blaster and shoots the SYRINGE WITH THE RESCUED EMBRYO that the GMPC is holding and rolls his best roll of the day rendering the potential tentacle rape-baby into space vapor.

>>18010838
I dunno man this SPACE LAW stuff is pretty money.

>>18010829

Doesn't the detox medicine induce sterility?

>>18010837

That shit is, in fact, dope.

>>18010829
>Dirk Falcon quick-draws his blaster and shoots the SYRINGE WITH THE RESCUED EMBRYO that the GMPC is holding and rolls his best roll of the day rendering the potential tentacle rape-baby into space vapor.
Now that there's a fine piece of work.

So OP, your purpose in making this thread was to seek advice on how to troll your dm and ruin his games, but so far you seem to be doing everything you possibly could as a player to foil his plans. You have to force him into doing something so ham-handed that it breaks the game sooner or later,

OP . . . you said you've got six hours of audio that you're listening to, right?

Can I ask that you turn it off? And just go by memory? Because either you have the most unfortunately problem of absolutely forgetting where every key is the moment you press one of them, or you're literally trying to find that moment on the tape before typing it out.

Since I doubt you'd even bother with PCs if you were the former, I'm assuming the latter. SO TURN OFF THE FUCKING TAPE AND JUST TYPE.

Or you're being a That Storyteller.
IN WHICH CASE 10/10.

>>18010848
..... this man has a very very good point, how can they implant it back into her right away if she's sterile for at least a day

>>18010848
But the embryo is already formed, you see. Because the alien sperm blasted through her, jumped directly into her ovaries, and went fucking nuts on the eggs in there.

In retrospect, she was probably sterile at that point anyway.

>>18010870
It is a /d/m's rape fantasy bullshit adventure they have magic fertility drugs I am sure...

>>18010866
I'd actually like to hear this audio...

>>18010870

DM forced-impregnation fetish fiat.

I hope Dirk Falcon becomes a captain at some point.

He has the hand-to-hand skill for it.

>>18010880
Yeah.

>>18010878

>/d/m

CAN NEVER UNSEE!

Where's Rapeman when you need him?

>>18010848
They probably took an already fertilized embryo from alien lolis

>>18010829
>Dirk Falcon quick-draws his blaster and shoots the SYRINGE WITH THE RESCUED EMBRYO that the GMPC is holding and rolls his best roll of the day rendering the potential tentacle rape-baby into space vapor.

>>18010880
Until you figure out what that odd "schluck, schluck, schluck" sound you keep hearing is....

>>18010829

Dirk Falcon is indeed, quite the man

>>18010870
The GM is presumably annoyed/angry that the player isn't and doesn't want to be pregnant, so he's just ignoring that part in an attempt to get the bonertrain to the station on time.

>>18010866
Be fucking patient.

>Dirk Falcon quick-draws his blaster and shoots the SYRINGE WITH THE RESCUED EMBRYO that the GMPC is holding and rolls his best roll of the day rendering the potential tentacle rape-baby into space vapor.

the only thing that could make this more awesome was the fact that I was listening to "Enterprising Young Men" from the 2009 Star Trek movie soundtrack when I read that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMu5jP2-c5U

>>18010905

Says the guy who hasn't been waiting 9 hours.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

So tallfag pulls out a device of some kind and points it at me. I am teleported butt-naked in a spherical chamber of sorts. It's padded and obviously a holding cell. Victim is not happy with this. She quick-draws her sword like I did and attacks.
"What's your margin of success?"
"My what?"
"Your roll subtracted from your character's skill with swords."
"Oh. Fourteen."
Huh. So that was where all of her character points went. GM begins to argue that she has no reason to do this. She claims that I was the only friend she has had in the game so far, that she's emotionally unstable after what had happened and that this guy just tried to implant her with a monster. Damage is rolled. Silences are had. She manages to neatly remove his arms past the elbows and tear open his ribcage, the GM obviously fudging injuries that could be cured with superscience as opposed to the usual instant death this would cause. I'm pretty certain that this was the guy who signs our paychecks. Still: "Just before you take off his other arm he pushes a button and you find yourself teleported completely naked as well into the same holding cell."
GM looks at me and says "I know you're new to the game but you shouldn't have done such stupid things. These NPCs are here for *a reason*" He managed to enunciate that in the exact way I hate the most. "I did what my character would do in that situation." I stated firmly. "I don't regret any of it."
"Guess you'll have to learn."

9 hours? Isn't the recording only 6 hours? It takes more time to summarize this atrocity than it took to watch it unfold in real time?

>>18010930
That had BETTER not be the end.

Shit son, seems like you've been at this for about 9 hours. Wanna take a break, write it out, and get back to us "tomorrow"?

>>18010929
>YAWEH

>>18010930
GOD DAMNIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GIVE UP, but nooo, now you make another post, and now I'm gonna be sucked in here for another hour or two.

>>18010937
Thread started 9 hours ago. Storytime started 6 hours ago.

>>18010930

No more joke right this moment. None.

I. Fucking. Hate. This. Guy.

I almost want to get a group of people together to beat the shit out of him. I really do.

>>18010930
Punch your GM in the face. Here's an example of what you should do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9Ez-11Sio&feature=related

>>18010930

If there was ever a time to have that picture of Spock with a red visor throwing his hands up in the air while the caption read "THIS SHIT AIN'T FUCKIN' LOGICAL"...

>>18010955
I am game been wanting to kick someone's ass recently

>>18010930
>GM looks at me and says "I know you're new to the game but you shouldn't have done such stupid things. These NPCs are here for *a reason*" He managed to enunciate that in the exact way I hate the most. "I did what my character would do in that situation." I stated firmly. "I don't regret any of it."
>"Guess you'll have to learn."

>>18010952
Archive.
If you're still waiting... guess you have you reasons.

>>18010930
Bracing for mind control gas that makes you try to rape her.

>>18010930
Why? Why do I feel like the rape train hasn't stopped?

>>18010930
Let me guess, the cells are transparent and your punishment will be to implant that girl with either your own seed or the xenoscum in Public TV and you'll be mindraped by superscience to carry out the deed?

>>18010930
This girl acquits herself like a true hero, and it is my sincere hope that she is strengthened and not repulsed by the unfortunate experience here. It is my hope that this ends with you two and your friend (who, while having brought you into this seems fairly innocent, if not extremely naive) finding a new DM and doing shit together.

>>18010974

>Implying she would take it badly, coming from him.

So, the DM will 'force' him to make sweet sweet love to her. Hopefully.

Kick the dm in the nuts so hard he turns into a woman

Tell your friend never to call you again

Tell victim that she is invited to a proper game

>>18010979

>>18010955

My question is, HOW THE FUCK HAS IT NOT ALREADY BEEN DONE.

I can think off the top of my head about two dozen people who are both likely to frequent the same areas and therefore come in contact with him and would readily resort to violence over this kind of behavior, if he had lived in my area. I can't help but think it'd be the same no matter where he is, there's got to be someone whose encountered this guy who has, is, or will kick his ass.

Why do I have the sinking feeling that Dirk's going to become Darla and we're going to end with 2 forced impregnations?

Or worse, Dirk's going to be fetusized and forcefully implanted into Victim?

>>18010930
Gee, I'm sure the gm didn't make up that remote on the spot. OP, wanting to inflict annoyance and suffering on these people is the right thing to do, but in game trolling isn't going to do it. For every inch of progress you make the GM will spin some bullshit and set you back a mile, while smugly congratulating himself for "beating" you.

BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, OP

Your backstory makes even MORE sense now.

You're a LOOSE CANNON.

going to bed, if this thread isn't up tomorrow, I don't know what I'll do

>>18011016
I will archive

>>18011016
A-R-C-H-I-V-E! Sing along!

>>18011016

Sleep is for the weak.

And the weak get raped by this DM.

NEVER BE WEAK, MY FRIENDS!

>>18010985

Personally, if it was me . . . I'd be asking the girl if she has any wish to continue to be a part of this charade. Ask her if she'd just want to walk out on the group. OP has stated that he's DMed before. Clearly she likes the OP, or at least his roleplaying. Tell her she's more than welcome in your games, and that shit wouldn't fly.

I feel like in character you are alpha as fuck, but your OOC needs more alpha to get through to this disgusting excuse of a human being. He's everything wrong with this hobby-- personally i'd stand up and call him on his bs. This type of shit is whats killing the medium for everyone else, and he should be given a curb party for this shit.

>>18011016
Just use 4CHAN PLUSSS and let it update itself as you sleep.

OP, your a better person then me, by now I would have hit him with something, more so why you are considering going back is beyond me.

my advice would be to state to /d/m
"not cool, why you gota push your pregnant hentii fetish on <victim's name>, you cunting cunt"
(preferably whilst hitting him with the nearest blunt instrument)
take girl
leave
never look back

Things would be going smoother if I didn't have a dozen awesome comments waiting for me after every post. But then it wouldn't be as worth it.

So I move beside the cell door and wait while talking to the girl, trying not to stare at her naked form. She tells me what she did. I tell her that that was stupid and she should have ran or abide the law or anything. She tells me she knows and this way we get to have our own adventure. I tell her yes, an adventure it will be. The cell door opens and I flex my massive wrestling skill by wrangling the first guard through. These guys seem to be dressed like futuristic hospital orderlies more than prison guards. So I use him as a human shield against a few stun blasts that go flying through the door, toss his shock baton to Victim and proceed to use my hostage as a meaty battering ram but not before I am accosted by OVER A DOZEN stun blasts from all sides since I resist them like a champ though a couple of fumbles later I am out cold. Apparently they surrounded the cell by two dozen guards on a moment's notice and they simply gas the cell after to knock her out. I was pretty pissed. My character comes to long enough to see her be dragged away down the hall by men in hospital masks. They give her some treatment to counteract the effects of the unitoxin and I am taken to space court for space trial. Lucky for me, Friend happens to be a space lawyer too and he is there to condone my actions. Apparently tentacle monster eggs DON'T count under the anti-abortion laws. Still, this is where the GM chose to end the game.

>>18011023
If Victim got impregnated for just stepping out for a while...could you IMAGINE what the DM would do to you in your sleep?

>"Guess you'll have to learn."

>if I could combine this face with rage face you have mfw.

>>18011031
Run op.
Run and never come back.
Take victim with you.

>>18010919
Yeah ive been here since it started.
You presume much young one

>>18011031
OH MAN.

>>18011031
>that shit ton of resist comes in handy
>friend is a space lawyer

>>18011031
So that's all for now, or is there some after-game IRL stuff?

>>18011031
>this is where GM chose to end the game
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO DIRK FALCON, OP?!

>>18011031
>Apparently tentacle monster eggs DON'T count under the anti-abortion laws.

Jesus fucking CHRIST. Did he write an actual set of space laws pertaining to abortions?

>>18010958
Falcon Punch is always perfect for when one of your friends is made TEEN PREGNANT by the Big Bad/GM (here, the two are synonymous).

It is your destiny, OP.

Save her, OP. Get her away from that group.

FUCK trying to get back at them. Text her, call her, meet her in person, just discuss getting away from them with her, and then do so.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and shoved down the DM's cum-filled throat.

This game would be better if it were presented as dystopian instead of utopian and the players were set against the machine.

Alas.

Whelp I stayed up until 1:50 for this, Be happy op I said goodbye to my gains...

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18004136/

>>18011031
>Friend happens to be a space lawyer too and he is there to condone my actions

Now, this is simply far too contrived. I'm calling shenanigans, and demand the audio file from your sessions.

GM chose to end the game ("THE GAME" or the session)

My god... is it finally over?

What about cutting off the tall man's arm? Did she get off for that too?

>>18011031

Tell me that this was all an elaborate ruse by Friend so that proper justice could be brought upon the head of your GM.

Otherwise, dick punches for everyone.

>>18011083

I...I almost don't want this. But I almost do, as well.

My mind is so fractured...

>>18011064
Seems like it.

OP I recommend fire.

>>18011094
I can't think straight but I feel this may be a hoax

And here I was, thinking that your troll friend was a complete piece of shit on the side of the GM. THANK YOU, TROLL FRIEND~

Wow. almost 5 AM server time on a slow board and we're getting 3+ posts/minute.

>>18011101

You've been called out, OP. Audio file or GTFO.

I'm pretty sure we have Mordor on our side by now, or soon will have them, so just give it to us.

>>18011073
This. I've been in fetish games before and saving the innocent player is ALWAYS more important than attempting revenge.

Leave the group now, while you`re ahead
If you leave now he won`t be able to asspull you losing the trial. He`ll have to live with that forever, that the campaign ended with you having an obvious advantage, and that he`ll never get lo live out his rape fantasies on that poor woman.
Crush him.

>>18011112
Sauron is displeased share the audio file op

>>18011125

He'll probably RP it out with fish-lips and OP's 'friend' once they go, but that doesn't matter. Not in the slightest.

You have your options, OP. Choose wisely.

>>18011125
Audio now

I don't care if it is ass. If you cannot produce it within the hour we know you're full of shit. Even if I can only understand every 5th word it had better be 6 hours long and include the ambiance one would expect from a session.

This shit is too hard to believe.

Sandlot that shit; fix the problem by beating the DM within an inch of his life with a bat in the parking lot out back.

No, but seriously, take Friend and Victim and start a new group somewhere, telling these guys exactly what kind of fucking freakjobs they are.

Barring that, escape court by any means necessary, and if the orderlies forced her to become pregnant again, go save her and hit her with another Unitox dose. Then go steal a ship and teach the Space Senate or whatever what "relativistic velocity impact" means by ramming as big a ship as you can find into their headquarters at as close to light speed as you can manage, whilst screaming 'viva la revolution!' through the open channels.

Anddd.... just realized I didn't archive this thread yet... fucking lack of sleep

There is some after-game stuff. I'm suspicious as fuck and take a snapshot of my character sheen when the GM is not looking and tells us he likes to keep the sheets. He'll probably plan for my advantages if not try to change stuff the greasy bastard.
I have an "I told you so" Discussion with friend. I think he really wishes it didn't go like this, but still claims that the GM is just into really detailed and adult sci-fi settings and that nothing of the sort happened before and that he was adult about it. I nearly cried. Rage tears.
I spoke with the girl. She found the last parts a bit awkward but interesting to RP. I told her that games are usually not like that. She said that she liked what I did in-game and really seemed like a hero like she wants her character to be. I gathered up my stuff and we walked. I opened the door, got on the floor as everybody seemed to try and step on my spilled miniatures and dice but I got them all up alright. Friend, Victim and I all got together for coffee after and I made arrangements to perhaps play in one of my games. I was incredibly disappointed that both of them seem determined to give this game another go. When asked, no they didn't really have much fun. There was potential for fun but no actual fun. And if everything goes like this session, they will play again.

So you see now /tg/. This is why I must destroy this game. That was the moment I realized it. I must kill it for the girl to save her innocence and belief in good roleplaying. I must kill it for friend, to snap him out of this bizarre shaman curse. He doesn't even have tentacle or impregnation fetishes, as this stuff really squicks him. Lesbians are more his speed. I must do it for fish lips, and gelatinous GM, for their have transgressed. And I must do it for myself to purge this taint. To sleep well again.
The next session is in 9 hours. Prepare me.

OP, give us your audio, that we may listen to thine sweet "Fuck ya'll, I'm Dirk, bitch."

I hope you and Victim never play with those sick fucks again and you go on to have a happy life together after that harrowing experience.

>>18011161
Friend dragged him into this. I don't think Friend is a very good friend, unless he drastically underestimated the GM.

OP, the best way to be "That Guy" of the group is to crush the DM's plans utterly by RESCUING VICTIM IRL. Explain to her this thread, link the archives if need be, explain the concept of THAT DM and /d/ms in general, and that the events of the game were no fluke, and railroaded clearly to all hell.

Get her out of there. That is your mission, for JUSTICE!

>>18011166
>I opened the door, got on the floor
YOU GOD DAMN SHIT-EATING DOUBLE NIG-
>as everybody seemed to try and step on my spilled miniatures and dice
Oh, ok then.

As for the audio file I don't know how to edit it nor where to upload 8gb so casually directly from an iphone. Sorry /tg/. :< look at his sad and pouty face those are my feelings.

>>18011194
Same
Fucking
Reaction

OP needs to be more careful with his wording.

>>18011166
>I opened the door, got on the floor as everybody seemed to try and step on my spilled miniatures and dice but I got them all up alright.
>I opened the door, got on the floor

>>18011198
If all else fails, ask her if she'll have her character kill herself, and then just leave. Have some really bad an bonerkilling dialogue right before, as well.

>>18011166

Your DM gives the word 'gelatinous' a bad rep.

Gotta love dem cubes, man. Gotta.

>>18011166
>I opened the door, got on the floor...

my body was getting ready

>>18011198
Bluetooth it to your computer. Upload to PirateBay. Post the link.

>>18011198

Copy it to your computer, take the most wtf snippets out and make a non-public Youtube video with about, oh, I dunno, the worst 10 minutes or so of it. Then link it to us.

>>18011198
>>18011218
This or connect to your pc and take it off and cut it up in audacity and up load chunks to a dl site

>>18011166
>Asks for advice.
>Doesn't take the sane choice of cutting his loses, packing up, offer the other kid a ride and never looking back.
>Not even a mention of the audio file.

Just come out and say it, OP. This was staged, a hoax, fake astronaut pasta. But nice pasta nonetheless, even if with a bit of sour aftertaste and rather bland finish.

I won't think any less of you. After all, from time to time, we all want a bit of attention.

>>18011198
OP, just something to think about, maybe try and claim you inoculated Victim beforehand, thinking something like this might happen as soon as you landed in the goo. I'd love for them to prove otherwise.

>>18011141
You are probably as much of a fag as the dm is

There are plenty of bad /d/m's who force their fetishes onto people through rp and all of them deserve the shit kicked out of them.

Op don't even play dm's game go in burn his shit and break his nose bare minimum, get other people to go with you if you want but make sure this fuck learns his lesson which he obviously won't learn by someone trolling him because he will just do asspull after asspull to get his way

Shit, what was the ruleset and game you were using again?

First thing's first, you need to completely change your approach to everything right now. The GM is going to have planned for everything you have and everything you've done up until this point. You need to use it as a feint. You've been playing fast and loose with combat, being a daring and badass motherfucker. So you need to spend the next sessions being craftier and more subtle, because he is going to EXPECT you to be a daring and badass motherfucker.

Of course, when it's revealed that Victim was knocked out and forcibly impregnated to "replace what she killed" (Because of the criminal laws you mentioned in one of your first posts during character creation) then we would all understand it if you went crazy violent. (In or out of character. Whichever.)

>>18011239
I am just going to assume you misqouted me there.

If not go fuck yourself with a cactus.

If you really MUST destroy this game, just keep doing what you're doing. Being a hero despite the odds, saving the girl from the horrible clutches of the /d/m.

But honestly, the best thing one could hope for is what:>>18011192 said.

But if it does come to actually playing again, be sure to tell us how it goes down!

>>18011240

Probably homebrew of the worst kind. Rapebrew.

>>18011198
1. Copy it to your computer.
2. Grab audacity from here: http://audacity.sourceforge.net/
3. Chop up that audio file how you see fit, Audacity is fairly easy to use for basic stuff.
4. Encode in audio in MP3 and upload.

>>18011166
>I opened the door, got on the floor

That scared the fuck out of me OP. The idea of following this for 6+ hours only to walk into a clusterfuck of copypasta...

>>18011166

OP is a man on a mission. A holy mission given to him by God, the Emprah, whatever entity you care to think of.

Here's what you do, OP. You stay, for as long as friend and Victim stay. In-game, you are a holy warrior of a God of purity and righteous wrath. You protect Victim, you purge those fucking alien-rape machines, and you fight against that shitty pregnancy space law until the minute you die. You are DOUK, you are Doomguy, you are Samus, you are a Space Marine. If it's a goddamn alien, you kill it.

If the DM kills you, you roll another goddamn character and do it again. Whatever the rape law says, whatever the players say, you keep getting those tablets of anti-toxin shit, and you keep killing the rape machines.

When the things come to a head, and they will, you make sure you point out exactly how sick and fucking twisted that entire house of filth is, and you walk out.

>>18011198
>8 gb
Aaaand now I know you are shitting me. I've recorded entire Congresses with less than 100mb. Granted, it's real obnoxious to see a shitty chipod RIGHT THERE IN THEIR FUCKING FACES and some fat monkey mucking around the first rows, but I've done it.

>>18011253
It is homebrew... But basically FATAL in Space with lightsabers

pic totally related

>flight oficarus
Cool Captcha you go play with the gods I'll stay here and play clean up

>I opened the door, got on the floor

This would have been goddamned fucking hilarious.

>>18011276
1d4chan should have a definition of Rapebrew, seeing as it's evil should be known by all.

Hopefully these threads would be examples of such attrocities.

>>18011198
>>8 gigs
>>audio
>>bullshit.

It's worse than a homebrew, nay, even a rapebrew. For it is a FATALbrew the likes of which is horrid.

Op should at least upload his character sheet picture

>>18011287
Fairly certain it does although I have found more than one newfag who does not know what 1d4chan is sadly enough

>Thor laudnum
Damn captcha on a roll tonight getting the gods smashed are we?

Actually, you've been doing good so far. Ramp up the heroism, as it seems like it's rustling the DM's jimmies something mighty.

I wish you luck on your crusade against this depravity.

>>18011288

audio books that last that long are about almost 5-6 gigs

The only way a recording might have been 8 gigs is if you recorded video. In a fairly high resolution. In hd.
Congratulations, troll, you shit yourself.

>>18011198
>8 gigs of recorded audio
What the fuck

>>18011313
Order of the Phoenix was 26.5 hours long.
It was 360 megs.

>>18011296
Nah. FATAL is horrible for many reasons besides rape. The problem with this thing is the "broodmother utopia" setting, the combat and character creation obviously aren't bad enough to get special mention.

Its a fluff issue, not a "roll d1000xd13 divided by 4d987 subtracting 50052052 + 1d4 to determine whether you trip on a rock" issue.

Of course op, if you don't like the game, the best course of action is to leave it. But you seem like a nobler man, that you can't just walk away from this horrible abyss, you have to try and make it right. I think that's commendable, but futile. Nevertheless, heres what I'd recommend.

So it sounds like victim is invested in her character, she thinks she's being a hero. I'm willing to be that both she and your friend got some enjoyment from watching your epic badassery, and your friend seems to think your reaction to the DM is funny. It doesn't sound like they really got anything out of what the DM provided for them. You need to disinvest them from their characters. You could do it by getting everyone killed, but don't be obvious about it, as that will tip them off that you want to ruin the game and they may blame you and not the DM. You need to keep being a badass and get yourselves into a confrontational situation with the DM. Something where the stakes are high and character's lives are at stake. If you keep outwitting the DM and rolling well, eventually he will kill you in frustration. I'm thinking that he gave you a pass on the trial because he's afraid of losing the group if you die. When he does finally give up and slay you (victim needs to die too, so you need to win her over outside the game as well inside), you and victim will experience the disappointment of losing that connection to the game. Even if you roll new characters, they won't be as cool, and the interest will unravel.

This has been an enrapturing agony, op. Goodnight.

>>18011330
Ironically, it can reach those numbers if it's low quality audio. Audio isn't the same as video, where it captures a constant amount of data and converts it for time. The more audio there is, the more data it takes, which means if you have low quality audio with lots of static, lots of banging on the table, and lots of noise, it could very well take up 8 gigs.

Calm down everyone. A high quality, uncompressed audio file that lasts -6 hours- could easily reach that size.

>>18011336
Well, obviously it would have a better length to size ratio - it's a kids book.

>>18011309
>>18011271
I second these ideas, but with one caveat. Your goal is not simply to break the GM's game. You need to get the other players on your side too.
You already have Victim (can we call her something else please?) and Friend (the lawyer is him, right?) backing you, that's two voices already to chime in when you yell "bullshit!" Now you need to bring this to a breaking point. There will come a time when the GM will either make you leave the table, or you and your friends will make him leave. Continue your mission, Dirk...no, Captain!

>>18011351
...What?
I mean... What? What sort of moon-logic is that?

I think the consesus is clear-- get the victim and get the fuck out of there-- get her and yourself into a new group, make it if you have to. That fat sack of shit shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the DMs seat, let alone the gametable

>>18011296
>FATALbrew
But... I thought such a horrid creature was just a myth!

>>18011378
Nope.jpg

think about this.
if the greaseball is taking your character sheet he probably plans to find a way to counter you totally and negate all your advantages so you wind up looking and feeling useless.

Expect un-wrestleble monsters, some way for him to knock you out without your resistance being able to counter it.

maybe find a way to carry around some sedatives of our own, just in case. anything can be wrestled/power sworded while unconscious.

but seriously get that girl out of there. tell her all of the Internet is supporting her! (well /tg/) and that she deserves better than this!

fuck it what country are you in? i'm in Australia but i'll fly to where you are to DM for you and her.

or just beat the shit out of lardass GM

>>18011378
Remeber that many myths have a basis in reality.

>>18011288
WHAT AUDIO ENCODING FORMAT AND SETUP ARE YOU USING!? I DON'T EVEN. WHAT IS THIS!?

>>18011388
>fuck it what country are you in? i'm in Australia but i'll fly to where you are to DM for you and her.
>or just beat the shit out of lardass GM
Oi mate, reckon you could bring another Ausfag along?

Seriously OP, I reccomend getting 'victim' and finding another group, maybe even an online one.

>>18011388
I don't think stats matter to this guy at all. If a situation pops up in which he needs to fuck with OP, he'll handwave something like he did with the teleportation device or the guards.

He probably wants to take away the unitox and write "pregnant" on Victims sheet. [nospoilersontg]With a pen.[/nospoilersontg]

>>18011412
fuckin ay lets do this!
OP... Australia is with you

FINALLY!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18010759/

God damn that took a long time

>>18011351
DUDE, You don't know shit about how audio recording works. The file size is negligibly affected by the complexity of words used. The total length is all that matters.

Audio recording is nothing like book drafting, in which fewer pages can be expected as a result of simpler and smaller words being used. Ultimately the length of time recorded is all that really matters for audio records.

>>18011451
Don't forget about the compression, bitrate, bit resolution and sample rate!

>>18011467
unless there is no compression, raw audio can get freaking massive and i think that is what we are dealing with here

format has a lot to do with file size too. i don't know what an iphone records in, because i refuse to pay for stupid gimmicky bullshit, but if it records audio in a format other than mp3, it could very well be 8 gigs. Especially if it's a format like FLAC, which is befuddlingly assfisting stupid in size

>>18011166
Ask to see the rules. The equipment list. Everything.
Normaly i would never say this, but this GM has earned it.
Munch the shit out of this game. Find every overpowered feat. every usefull item, every insane and nigh unreasonable use for skills.
Everything.

Preprair your group as best you can and work together. Use his own game against him.
Fight dirty.
Victory is your objective here. and if he's not fighting fair neither should you.

>>18011477
Even so, six hours could go for 3gb, 4 tops.

>>18011487
iPhone's record in a "high quality mode" by default which means it takes up an assload of space and really just means it picks up everything from peoe talking to the guy next to you farting

All around just another great innovation of uselessness from apple

some thoughts:
alien eggs? if they weren't the character's eggs then she was being used as an incubator by a parasite.

or second suddenly pregnant? an actual act of impregantion did not occur. the alien stole her eggs violated her biology and infested her.

tell them your char innoculated her before the assault occured and while she was pased out.

destroying the fetus, enarly killing the tall fuck.. all legal acts because I bet there are laws against illegally infesting someone witha disease.

There will be no winning with this fucker, he wants to push his fetishes onto people with a shtty RP and won't let anything ruin it for him

Alien terror embrios that are implanted into victims forcefully? This sounds to me like some horrific Chryssalid monster and if your Space Authorities are ok with it, then they've been infiltrated by the alien menace.

My friend recorded a 55 minute long enlish lesson on his iPhone and it took about 2-3 gigs. Made his phone really slow until he deleted it.

>>18011501
Six hours of constant noise next to a decent microphone that's taking raw audio at an obscene (thanks for that, apple) bitrate?

>>18011412
Ausfag reporting for beatdown mission. Im fueling up the fruitbats as we speak

>>18011519
Give this story to your Space Lawyer Friend, and have him roleplay it in Space Court. You, Captain Falcon, are now allied with Phoenix Wright.
Which makes me wonder who your lady friend is...what girl uses a laser sword in space? Leia? I dunno.

OP, if he tries to railroad you or Victim into getting raped or something, tell him to straight up tell you the rolls he's making, and why he won't let you roll to oppose. I don't have much experience with tabletop RPGs, so this is the best I can come up with, but I hope it helps.

GMPC in game, right?
Tried to re-impregnate her. Pass notes ingame about that GMPC, and destroy all PC trust in it. The GM will cry and wail when his heavyhanded GMPC interference causes much shits ingame over breaks in directions. You and friend declare to aid in purging her world. Gather all the resources you can, prepare against the tentacle slime shit with pre-inoculations, rain fire, swoop in, save girls, abort their horror fetuses, and lead the GMPC to war within the party. For then you shall entrap him in his conflicting interests.

No one will believe "secret escape plans" prepared ahead of time, and even if they do, you can always blow him out of the skies.

Get her out, then get out. That is your mission.

OP, you must marry Victim's player. If only for when you tell your children the story of how you met.

A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.

>>18011529
Agreement

Still sitting here waiting for op to drop some audio links. Since this smells fishy like the wharf on a hot summer afternoon.

WELL SHIT. LOOKS LIKE I CHOSE A GOOD TIME TO RETURN TO /TG/ IN PILGRIMAGE FROM THE WASTES OF /VG/.

You scared the fuck out of me with the "Opened the door, got on the floor" remark, but I laughed like a motherfucker afterwards.

However. I think you need to read up on some stories of fucking over Those DM's. For inspiration. Here's one of my favorites. The story of ALPHONSE KAPOWN.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13137105/

It also has some other stories post-Kapown which are a great read. Do give them a go.

>>18011487
>I know nothing about
>it's stupid gimmicky bullshit

Riveting tale, anon.
On my iPhone, each hour of CD-quality 16 bit/ 44khz stereo PCM audio will use 600mb of storage.

>>18011687
I dunno. six hours of continual noise recorded at an unnecessarily high bitrate (HEY BUY OUR PHONE IT HAS EITCH-DEE AUDIO RECORDING) with no processing or encoding of any sort...

>>18011654
You just reminded me that OP wanted to post examples of other threads of his.

OP, can you post some of those so we can figure out what else you've done?

Answer whenever.

>>18011733
>I dunno

You keep saying that, then giving your opinion anyway.
Think better.

>>18011762
That's a blatant misinterpretation of my phrasing and you know it.

>>18011548

Alis in the first Phantasy Star

Also, don't minmax, because stronger creatures will be sent toward you anyway, which will in turn be more dangerous for those NOT minmaxing

>>18011687
16 bit is smalltime. 24 bit audio, fuck yeah.
Also, i have about 2.5 hours of, near enough raw, audio from a friends gig i recorded, that takes up 3.19 GB, but is 5 separate .wav tracks so assuming single track recording for a phone
3.19/5=0.64 GB per track
0.64/2.5 = 0.356 GB (256MB) per hour
256x8? (forgotten if 6 or 8 hours) = near enough 2GB...
hmm... even compression ain't pushing that single audio track up by 6 GB

good god OP, just bring a gun, or submit your audio recording to his friends and loved ones (for intence interventions style revenge) or maybe anonymously leave a note for t elocal police that this guy is a potential rapist and shoul dbe watched "oh by the way, heres his unfortunate rape fantasy on recorded audio".

seriously, fuck that guy

Firstly? Fuck all y'all, but Dirk Falcon is my spiritual leige now.

Secondly? This game needs to end...with a bang. And then, a loud, awful silence.

I'm not saying you should try to build a home-made planet-cracker superweapon, and detonate it while everyone/the /d/M's impregnation monster DMPC is present...but I'm not saying you should not-not either.

I feel for that girl. Hope you manage to get her out of that environment; it doesn't seem fun at all (although your character seemed quite heroic, I'm sure you were swearing inside while you played instead of having fun). And if you can't manage to talk sense into the players, grab the girl and leave the fuckers ASAP ;)

>>18011336
That is also a professionally produced audiobook recording. Not some schmuck plonking his iphone down on the table after hitting record.

Uncompressed audio/video is gonna take up a lotta space. 8gb isn't totally unreasonable if that is the case.

However, OP seems to have disappeared, so I'm not sure what to think.

>>18014656

He'd better give us an account by tomorrow.

I expect he'll be coming to us for advice and a battleplan to purge the fucker.

Sorry guys, fell asleep. As for the audio, I have just over 11 hours total from that fateful day. 6 hours are from the moment I walked into the game store, the rest is the exquisite soundscape of what goes on six inches to the right of my crotch.
I am currently en route to the game shop, a little late. Which is bad. Will update as I can.

This is going to end bad, I can just feel it.


In my balls.

You should honestly tell the others players that the DM is a sick bastard and leave. There is no good that can come of playing this game. If the other players have two brain cells to rub together, they'll follow.

Good luck, OP. Screw the motherfucker big time and get the girl!

>>18015151
OP, you better give us a real time recap, say you have to take a piss or something but we must know man! WE MUST KNOW!

>>18015151

Godspeed OP.

May Pelor the Burning Hate bless your sword as you remove that filth from this dimension.

>>18015151
Good luck, OP.
We're all with you.

What fucking system is OP playing anyway?

>>18015976
As far as we (or he) can tell a weird homebrew. Though a hack of FATAL to be in space is just as likely.

If you ask me, the system sounds like a lie. I've got a suspicion that the /d/m is just handwaving 100% of the bullshit and just asking the players to roll dice every now and then (the dice do nothing).

That was my suspicion after
>double critical success
>everything explodes

that suspicion was reinforced by
>lol, just before he dies he hits the button on the naked teleporter

I'm honestly surprised the rape beast wasn't immune to plasma grenades.

>>18016053
OP hasn't mentioned calculus yet, so its only FATAL in spirit.

I'm at the shop now. GM is not here but Snively and Victim are. Fried is getting me Burger King as that was my price for showing up today. I really need to have a talk with him later. But first I will talk to the girl. Agreed?

>>18016139
I know what you mean, but there IS a difference between deciding not to use it on "cinematic" sequences (in this case railroading) and just not having a system. That said, lack of system is highly likely. Though there might be a very minimalized thing that actually has SOME effects if almost none.

>>18016307
Yeah, if you want to totally ruin the game, best try to make sure as many of he player base as you can get is with you on it.

>>18016307
Talk to her and get her to realize just how bad this game is. Then have her come play in one of your sessions.

Actually, this system seems pretty legit. I've never played anything like this before but GM does give us successes despite himself when we do roll well enough. There's a list of Traits we pick from during creation, some come in levels, skills with various difficulty attributes a bit like GURPS but in play we roll a d20 under our skill rating.

>>18016435
Yo OP, care to give us your stat block? System might be interesting even if an absolutely shit GM.

>>18016435

You took a pic of your char sheet right?

Care to post it?

Might help us give you advice on how to fuck things up.

>>18016527
Forgot about that. Yeah, that would be supercool. You might just have some stuff that can be leveraged into broken as fuck, sort of like you can get almost anything out of Diplomacy or Knowledge(Engineering) in 3.5/PF

I second
>>18016527

>and not just because I want evidence of this horror of a game

>>18016527

I third this

>>18016527
thirded.

Also, get an UV lamp for identification of possible sperm patches on the character sheets....

>>18016678
Problem: Some grease stains that you normally don't notice also show up with that also, so...

>>18016695
Then there's proof of shenanigans either way!

ANyone know any sites that upload a pic just by emailing it to the site/textmessing it to them? Would help OP post pic

>>18016731
Not really, he was described as a 'blob' so it might just be general lack of showers... but yeah, still kinda right.

I like that I fell asleep last night waiting for OP, came back now, and the thread is still running with updates on a second game session.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

OP, I have failed to properly properly prepare you last thread. I will not fail you this time.

To start, apologize to GM at start of game. I know you aren't sorry, this isn't the point. Compliment his game and appearance. Give him a hug, and feel him up while you do. Disgusting? Yes. Try to get a seat next to him, and touch him some more. When he eventually leaves the table, follow him. Rape him so hard his father feels it. This is the only rational response to such a depraved creature, to fulfil their devious fantasies.

If that's not your thing, read the Al Kapown story. You must take his ideal fetishized world, and make it collapse around him. Escape, then used loladvanced biotech to make male pregnacy possible. Make all of his manly rapists into your bitches. Have his fetishistic obsession be his own downfall.

You know what to do, OP. Save the day, get the girl.

>>18016935
>Give him a hug, and feel him up while you do.

Putty=GM
Magnet=OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2bx3PYFwnnA#t=38s

I've got the picture, I shall upload it when I am back. Victim is dubious of GM's intent but she's willing to take my word for it. Gave as started, and I am I am I am ready, I'm breakin' out of here tonight. It definitely looks like I will have to have a throwdown with Snively's character he has suddenly become a law-happy vigilante and loudly voices his opinion on crime and conviction. I think Friend is starting to get it now.

If/when you die, reroll a female. Not just any female, no. A 7 1/2 foot tall, musclebound amazonesse. With a dick that knocks up men. They bring their fetishes in, you bring in "yours". If you want, I'll link you some sites you can steal from for the overly detailed scenes of her raping these men.

>>18017203
Any idea if your character's been fucked with?

>>18017219
I'm more concerned about Victim's sheet. Who knows what horrible mind alterations the GM sneaked in.

>>18017269
But if his sheet's been retroactively nerfed, then he can't be the hero Victim is searching for!

And the more I read that like, the more sappy and stupid it sounds...

>>18017402
That's why he took a picture, so he could easily notice and call out the GM on it. At least I HOPE that's what the picture was for.

>I'm breakin' out of here tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncVTPuU7CBY

>>18017402
This is already turning into one of those sappy stories. That's part of the appeal.

So I'm relatively new to /tg/. I've read Al Kapown and that whole thread, are there any other awesome stories? I've read the Old Man Henderson too.

Oh my god I missed all the fun last night, so I'm absolutely thrilled to see that this thread is STILL GOING!

Pic related. OP, you are not the first man to take a stand against creepy fucks who try to make campaigns centered around their fetishes, and probably not the last, but BY GOD I SWEAR THAT ONE DAY WE WILL BRING AN END TO IT.

>>18017837

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Sort them by score and check out the highest rated threads. There's a ton of good stuff there.

This just in. Tallfuck now has robot arms and I am being banished for a week to the planet Eve with all my things as punishment. I have a bad feeling about this.

>>18018012
you gonna get your butt impregnated

>>18018012
Stay strong, OP!

>captcha: diarrhoea erfilesi
oh god wat no

>>18018012
Give us the JUICY DETAILS after the session's over.

>>18018012
This session better end with that planet blown the fuck up.

>>18018012
>Planet Eve

Nothing good can come of this.

>>18018012
You need to steal one of those button-devices that teleport people to jail.

>>18017891
fucking MOAR

>>18018012
Have you checked your sheet to see if he took anything away? Sounds like you'll need that unitox.

And what of Victim?

>>18018111

More DM horror stories? Sure I can post some while we're waiting on OP.

>>18018155

If your attempts to screw him over in game fail, I recommend taking the WaffleHouseMillionaire approach.

Grab his notes and DM Screen and set fire to them, while shouting an appropriate slogan.

For maximum effect, bring a wok and lighter fluid.

>>18018111
Here's a great one.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11295346/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13571485/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13752895/

Be warned, it spans the length of a novel.

>>18018179

I literally just posted that story!

>>18017891

Great minds think alike.

OP you need to find some way to absolutely break his homebrew system. Find some kind of flaw and just exploit the fuck out of it. Do something that will give you an edge over everything. Hell, take a fucking alien spaceship and crash it into HQ and claim you have advanced piloting skills. You gotta find someway to get more power than the all powerful.

>>18018250
Railroading is the hard counter to munchkinizing, and this DM likes his train. He can, and likely will, ignore rolls he doesn't like. Besides, it just isn't enough punishment for this.

OP, here's an idea (that you will never see and probably never put into action); straight up tell him what a piece of shit he is.

Tell him that he, and others of his ilk, are a goddamn joke and the reason roleplaying is sometimes seen as childish and misogynistic.

Tell him he a goddamn manchild, and that he needs to develop some social skills.

Tell him he is a pathetic, senseless waste of human life, and that you pity not only the people he forces his fetishes upon, but also him; for it is almost guaranteed that he will amount to nothing.

Then you calmly pack up your shit, and get the fuck out. Because it's only going to get worse. No matter what you do, no matter what you try, no matter how much you think you can put this train on the right railroad, you can't. It will only get worse. Bail out before it does.

OP, all I can suggest is that you kind as much plasma weapons as you can and LIGHT UP THE NIGHT.

/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA&feature=related

I have one thing to ask about your story.

But who was phone?

Any updates OP? I sure hope the gm didn't go ballistic and shoot him or something...

>>18019583
Seconding this.

Also hoping we get that pic of char sheet soon. I want to see what this 'system' is like.

>>18019583
This Rape train is massive, it will take time for the OP to derail it. Let us wait.

>>18019712
i miss op ;~;

rolled 21 = 21

This thread was close to autosage last I checked, it could possibly have gone over the limit in the meantime.

OP here. Shit was crazy. About to enter subway, not sure if I'll still have battery charge once I am home. Will update when I can but I have class, so no guarantees for a recount today.

>>18020304
Glorious OP has survived!

Take your time uploading, I just want to here this story and I hope it gets archived.

>>18020304

Most unfortunate, it was something I was looking forward to hearing about given the seeming clusterfuck of the accounts of the previous session.

>>18020316
its been archived.
>>18020321
OP can start a new thread if this one dies.

CoolStoryBro detected.

OP, if this was true, why not just up and leave (thought not before slapping the DM's fucking shit). I'm all for white-knighting, but if you're in a game like this, it is your duty as an upright fa/tg/uy with standards to tell him you didn't come to watch a tumor of a human being fap under the table.

I want to say this is just a hilarious story thread, in the same vein as DO YOU CATAN, but a niggling voice says this might be ture.

If so, you just up and leave. Bullshit is bullshit; don't tolerate it. You're better than to sit through this atrocity, OP.

>>18020304
Please please please type it up in advance

>>18020304
More than one storytiem has spanned nights. If you feel up to it, write it now while the memory is boiling hot. Then edit it when you've had rest.

I got work tomorrow, y'all best archive this shit now, y'hear?

Reading through this, I feel like the most depreciating thing you could do is not ruin his campaign, but repair his system. Take it and all it's depraved elements, and run the best fucking game ever in it, using the exact elements he was using to jack off to produce a good story.

Then people will regale you as an amazing storyteller, and when the blob comes to take credit for this system, tell others about what he USED this system for. His reputation will be ruined, no longer able to get groups to dm for.

Victory will then be yours.

Is OP coming back?

>>18020368
Kinda agree with this anon.

To ruin this guy's fun, LEAVE and take everyone with you. RPGs are a social medium, you need other people, so take that away from him.

Is this thread archived?

>>18023249

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18010759/

Yeeeup

>>18022229
i NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Oh god this thread is still going.

Cmon OP you need to tell us what happened!

In the previous thread OP said he had like 10 plasma grenades with him. Let this be a lesson to everyone here:

PULL THE DAMN PINS AT THE FIRST SIGN OF THE GAME GOING INTO "THAT" TERRITORY.

Preferably when there's no sign of the victims escaping their plasma-charred fate. OP said he and victim were still grappling hooked together when victim was pulled into the rape chamber.

THAT is when you should've pulled the pin on the grenades, OP. Next time:
PULL.
THE.
PINS.

waiting for OP to deliver

bumping for resolution and justice.

If OP makes a new thread, link it here mates

Bumping for OP's return

>appears gorynn
Well, that sounds ominous there captcha

OP here, I am finally awake and ready to type. Hold on to your pants. I'm typing this up ahead of time. So... go get a sandwich, do your homework. This will take a while.

>>18028766
Alright, he's back!

and thus the wait is over and yet beginning

>>18028766

>>18028766
OP, make a new thread and link it here.
This one will auto sage before your glorious tale is told

>>18028766

FUCK! I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP IN 2 HOURS!

FUCK YOUR AWESOME STORY OP!

>>18028766
Flippin Sweet! Bro

>>18028766

>glorious.jpg

I just gotta say one thing about DMs like this one.
Does no one have any fuckin' shame anymore?

I'm all for "free love" and all that jazz but what's the big idea, ThatDM's? Keep your personal preferences personal.
I didn't ask for a discussion of your fetishes, shit, man.
> in before Deus Ex image macros
Hell, I'd be mortified to have anyone realize that I *do* watch porn, much less the specific things I look at in private. Nobody asked, and we're creeped out.

Living in the prudish BIble Belt doesn't have a whole 'lot of benefits, but at least I don't have to worry about the fetishistic-horror-flavor of shitty DMing.

OP, your'e a far gentler person than I, any of this happened I would have stood up said:
"I'd say 'fuck you and the horse you rode in on', but I've a terrible feeling you probably get off on that too."
Walk out, never come back.

This wait is killing me

We're autosaging.

>>18029598
You need to get to 300 posts to autosage, dummy.

>>18029622
counting 302, 303 with my post

hero an be and girl the save to has he


>inb4 white knight

self- friGro ... the captcha oracle bodes ill for our heroes.

>>18029622
And he was 300 moran.

Captcha: Say, takempl

bad oracle, see it's started channeling op's dm!

>>18029598
Oh fuck, abandon thread!
Quick, OP, make new thread!

>>18029659
I would just like to say thank you, you magnificent bastard. Trying to find a good quality version of that gif is like trying to pull teeth with your arsehole.

>>18029627
Leave the hero-in to me and do your Deadly Premonition let's play.

Quick vote. Shall I start a new thread now and post what I have so far or finish typing and then start a new thread?

>>18029812
I vote new thread.

>>18029812
new thread

>>18029812
Just post a new thread OP. We'll keep it warm for you.

New thread

New thread. Type how you want to.

>>18029822
Now, to be more specific.

New thread, give us the link

>>18029812
the link
THE LIIIIIIINK!!!!

>18029935

>>18029946
No no no, like this!
>>>18029935

>>18029959
It's always great when you fuck up yourself, isn't.

Fuck.

OP is a fag for not providing the link. Here it is: 18029935

>>18029971
Fuck, I mean:
>>18029935

>>18029971
A bit slow there, he actually did.

follow up thread was dropped wtf?