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December 2007
914587ITT we write more realistic game session transcripts.Boring thread is hijacked with epic copypasta.copypasta, hijack, D&D, game transcripts2007-12-19Editor's Choice
September 2008
2646978Emprah WorshipSome fa/tg/uy worships The Emperor. Other fa/tg/uys confide in their nerdish semi-religious acts.40k, emperor, emprah, EMPRAH, fanatical, possible copypasta2008-09-23 25 
May 2009
4483250Masterwork +3/tg/ takes everyday objects and makes them awesome.masterwork, ignore copypasta, duct tape2009-05-07 1 
July 2009
5234359ITT: getting back at faggot playersWhat starts as one DM picking on another retarded player becomes epic, with the Legend of 50 Copper and Ludi'drizz't50 copper, Ludi'drizz't, bard, epic2009-07-24 23 
November 2009
6873167Berserker Retelling: Mindfuck EditionWe get a request for an already archived thread, followed by some mild speculation on the identity of the author, followed by the realization that all of /tg/ is actually the same entity. Makes as much sense as anything else around here.copypasta, mindfuck, 40k, writefaggotry2009-11-26 5 
December 2009
6970461Rifts: LXGThe League is reformed with the likes of Inspector Gadget, the A-Team, MacGyver, Robocop and Connor MacLeod, all to take down a rogue and insane James Bond.RIFTS, LXG, Robocop, Inspector Gadget, A-Team, MacGyver, Highlander, 80's2009-12-02 14 
April 2010
93060004chan Helps Cancer Research/tg/ responds to a thread copied over from /sci/, then a bunch more boards get involved. Vote as much as you can, as long as you can. http://www.refresheverything.com/kanziuscancerresearchgood cause, cancer, copypasta, crosspost2010-04-20 12 
June 2010
10578551So, our DM is XFa/tg/uy asks for advice about his gay DM. Some serious responses, and then new copypasta is made.DM advice, copypasta, gay2010-06-18 13 
January 2011
13647345WoD ThreadA bunch of dudes discuss the comparative merits of WoD and nWoD. Then, Anon posts copypasta from Ascension, showing the best, most beautiful, and insane things from oWoD.WoD, nWoD, oWoD, copypasta, epic, Ascension2011-01-25 0 
March 2011
14338126Omnomnomaru - first test reportFabricator-General Scriptarius gives his initial impressions on oyumaru, and how effectively it may be used to duplicate tabletop miniatures.40k, miniature copy, oyumaru, omnomnomaru, ochinchinmaru, copying miniatures, copying minis, copy minis2011-03-23 5 
May 2011
14996544Character ArchtypesOP asks for Character archtypes, and perhaps gets more than he was bargaining forcopypasta, characters, humour, humor2011-05-21 2 
November 2011
1683231740k is an 80s buddy cop moviethe immortal warriors of the undying god emperor are getting to old for this shitwarhammer 40k cop police buddy2011-11-04 3 
December 2011
17384620Spiders are SuperiorThis thread is spiders.spiders, spider, funny, copypasta, never change /tg/2011-12-31 11 
January 2012
17705089Cop Drama in FantasyAnon writing how cops would sound in fantasycops, fantasy2012-01-29 7 
February 2012
18097354Metahuman Renaissance Quest 13.33Dan fights Byakhee, chases Red, and once again has to deal with the police.Metahuman Renaissance Quest, superheroes, wild talents, javelin, collective game, night at the museum, syrpent, metacops, byakhee2012-02-26 18 
18137641Metahuman Renaissance Quest 14Dan rides down the police station in the APC of awkwardness, and chats with detectivesMetahuman Renaissance Quest, collective game, wild talents, superhero, javelin, metacops, fae, black rock box2012-02-29 18 
March 2012
18177425Metahuman Renaissance Quest 15Dan freaks out, gets out, goes to sleep, wakes up, and works out.Metahuman Renaissance Quest, collective game, wild talents, superhero, javelin, metacops, black rock box, the hammer2012-03-03 21 
July 2012
19751693Fortune: Evolution Game - Discussion Thread 9Not all of the discussion threads for this game are worth archiving here, but some pretty nifty ideas are dropped here, enough that it was worth preserving here for posterity. Why bluegrass is blue is explained, and the idea of a microscopic episode of Fortune evolution is proffered. Slow moving but interesting read. Note: As it is not part of the game proper, the tag of Collective game is not applied to this thread. The exclusion of this tag will also serve as "advertisement" in a sense to those who browse suptg, as we welcome new players. Browse this thread, see if the game grabs you. No prior knowledge is necessary to play, so if you like it, come on in!Fortune Evolution, evolution, evo, game, discussion thread, microscopic, bluegrass, namefags, science, biology, technobabble2012-07-08 2 
September 2012
20582259Starksy and Hutch meet vampiresAmusing story of how a player on a whim created a pair of characters for his friend, proceeded to have fun and wreck an average "serious" WoD gameStory time, funny, WoD, Cops, funny2012-09-04 27 
October 2012
21241408Lich's Employee Quest pt 18Daniel does out with SpiderDan to the first church of Hydra, and gets a horse.skeleton quest, hydra, religion, horse, skelecopters2012-10-23 11 
November 2012
21685682Space Fight QuestWe join the fight against the alien Progenitors in the year 2114, and create a Psionic Research SpecialistSpace Fight Quest, Military Sci-Fi, guns, space wizard, SpecOps2012-11-22 8 
21744902Space Fight Quest 2Norm arrives at New Concord and meats his team before boarding a ship to engage on his missionSpace Fight Quest, Military Sci-Fi, guns, space wizard, SpecOps, Collective Game2012-11-26 6 
December 2012
21823940Space Fight Quest 3Norm begins his operation, and commences to operate. Space Fight Quest, Military Sci-Fi, guns, space wizard, SpecOps, Collective Game, Operatan2012-12-01 3 
21969458 Lost Future Quest part 15.5: My Life as a Teenager's RobotIn the grim darkness of the near future, Detroit is still a shithole. Searching for Rachel, Cindy finds herself trapped in the middle of a multi-party protest that turns ugly. And after that, there's still a Concert to go to!Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, Lost Future, Quest, Islam, Protest, Robocop, Detroit2012-12-10 12 
February 2013
23166660Recreational WritingWritefag uses /tg/'s suggestions to write a story of magical cowboys, Bikini warriors, Vikings, mummies, and robots.Viking, Mummy Cop, Bikini Battalion, Los Lobos, cowboys, chainmail bikini2013-02-15 2 
May 2013
24706043The Discopocalypseat the invitation to create a setting /tg/ comes up with a post-apocalyptic settingworld building, original content, discopocalypse2013-05-09 5 
August 2013
26665025Planet Home pt. 2Lt. Col. Space Helicopters returns to expand on the planet he's been creating. /tg/ hardly notices the poor guy, but faith remains strong and the setting is lovely. World Building, Exobiology, SPACE, HELICOPTERS2013-08-18 2 
26700322Planet Home pt.4Planet home gets expanded once more; Honnêtes, the hexapedal cephalopods, develop intelligence and a name.World Building, World Buildan, Lt. Col. Space Helicopters, Helicopters in Space, /sci/ incursion2013-08-19 0 
26810809Planet Home 5: Inflection PointA cataclysm causes the worlds of the Winders and Honnêtes to cross and both are changed foreverWorld Building, World Buildan, Lt. Col. Space Helicopters, Helicopters in Space, Honnetes, Winders2013-08-25 0 
December 2013
28996026Mr and Missus BBEGAnon asks for /tg/'s opinion on designing a BBEG who's also happily married.bbeg, marriage, helicopter parents2013-12-23 13 
April 2014
31230485On the divinity of the God EmperorSome guy asks for in-universe arguments for proof of the Emperor's divinity. He gets what he asked for, along with pasta, slight storytime, and DMing advice40k, Emperor, Emps, Emprah, funny, story, storytime, stories, pasta, copypasta, fuck witches, DM, GM, DH, that guy, argument, arguing, theology2014-04-03 5 
31407055What does your princess look like, /tg/?"There is no princess. Only a fleeting sense of accomplishment followed by feelings of worthlessness."copypasta, white knight, spoilers, waifu2014-04-12 7 
June 2014
33065451TransformerQuest Part 1Kracken, an absolute walking nightmare of a Cybertronian, takes to the streets as Shockwave orders an attack on Uraya.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-06-29 14 
33076600Transformer Quest 2: Rip and Tear BoogalooWhere Kracken, a retired cop who has had enough of this shit, lays a smackdown on some DecepticreepsTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-06-29 11 
July 2014
33116526Transformer Quest 3: A Sight To BeholdTravel gets dangerous as the destruction draws near, Kracken is a very angry bot.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-01 14 
33206647Transformers Quest 4Virtue and the Grim Consequences ThereofTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-06 11 
33594006Transformers Quest 6: Heaps of RuinationAfter being severely wounded Kracken cuts and runs. Then he goes for a trip through he dilapidated underbelly of Uraya. The dice gods continue to be incomprehensible.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-23 8 
33650569Transformers Quest 7: Nothin' But MiseryWhere things go better than expected.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-26 8 
August 2014
33800135Stiffs and Prongs/tg/ makes a buddy cop show set in Sigil, starring a young Tiefling and his Warforged partner.Stiffs and Prongs, Planescape, buddy cop show2014-08-01 1 
33808535Transformers Quest 8: Wicked InclinationsBoss battle! Memories of a bitter past.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-01 8 
33833352Cursed_Apprentice_Quest 2We get some nice threads, hit on a bar maid, trick a pickpocket into touching our dick, ruin our threads after we get shot,befriend pickpocket,and figure this cult shit outshota, Cursed_Apprentice_Quest, 360noscopearrowthrow, wenches, magic, Collective game, quest, brainexplosion, hugs, brown elves, nopumpkins,2014-08-02 10 
33992055Transformers Quest 10: Adoration For NoneKracken frees some NAILS and eats another Seeker.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-09 8 
34119302Transformers Quest 11Destruction Overdrive:Kracken and co defeat gunshipkun, punks are straightened out.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-14 6 
34165789Transformers Quest 12: Fire It UpKracken beats down another Stunticon, then meets a bigger fish.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-16 6 
34320262Transformers Quest 13: Blackend WatersKracken fights some hobos. Red Energon is a hell of a drug.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-23 6 
34470708Transformers Quest 14Where we do alot of talking and find out who our creepy stalker is. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-29 6 
September 2014
34589907Transformers Quest 15We finally meet up with the merchants, then it all goes to hell. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-03 4 
34676158Transformers Quest 16: Building a Better MonsterTIME FOR UPGRADES! Kracken awakens from stasis with a shiny new body on mysterious research space station. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-07 3 
34816454Transformers Quest 17: The Blessed HellrideAfter running into a familiar face (and some not so familiar faces), Kracken finally finds out what happened before he left Cybertron. Suffice to say, somebody is going to pay.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-13 6 
34978413Transformers Quest 18: House of Doom Kracken kicks some ass, discovers that he's not the weirdest 'bot in the room, then gets some nifty toys.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-20 1 
35158502Transformers Quest 19: Death MarchKracken tests out his new toys before coming face to face with Carnage.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-28 2 
October 2014
35284580Transformers Quest 20: Monster MashKracken and his merry band of misfits take on Swindle and Carnage.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-04 2 
35592014Transformers Quest 21:Magnetic RagWe have time to meet and greet the crew, then we get all the time.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-18 4 
35857585Transformers Quest 23: Strange WaysGood cop, bad cop, we're the one with the tentacles. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-31 2 
November 2014
36331457Transformers Quest 24: Electric Hellfire part 2In which Kracken picks up a new friend and downs another Seeker. Part 1 can be found in the pastebin.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-11-23 2 
36472356Transformers Quest 25: From the SkyWe manage to sneak away from the Decepticons, rescue a war hero, and bond with a friend. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-11-30 2 
December 2014
36745477Transformers Quest 26What does one do when lost in darkness? They learn to make their own light.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-12-14 2 
36881305Transformers Quest 27Short thread. New friends meet new friends and we get a mission.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-12-21 1 
January 2015
37138851Transformers Quest 28An interrogation leads to an attempted assassination.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-04 1 
37468679Transformers Quest 29We give the ol'Quantum Processor a whirl, then cut a deal with Swindle.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-19 2 
37572748Transformers Quest 30We make our way into the station and mix it with the 'ConsTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-25 3 
May 2015
39936935To Protect And Serve QuestWe're a beat cop in the year 2153 that's doing his job and doing it well.To Protect And Serve Quest, Quest, Collective Game, police, sci fi, futuristic, cops, criminal, Uncle Streucker, shooting, officer2015-05-15 40 
June 2015
40495952To Protect And Serve Quest 2More cop shenanigans in the future To Protect And Serve Quest, Quest, Collective Game, police, sci fi, futuristic, cops, criminal, Uncle Streucker, shooting, officer, Badge2015-06-10 22 
July 2015
40927475Mass Effect Fate RPG Taken DownWhat happens when a fan RPG gets taken down after it gets nominated on a well known RPG website? Discussions on copyright!Mass Effect, Fate, copyright law, ENworld2015-07-01 1 
May 2016
156461Prehistoric tribal questPrevious 2 not archived, We attack the Lumpur tribe, and take slaves, and fine a lost friend, Vegita.Tribe, Late Stone Age, Copper Age, Tribal,2016-05-26 1 
June 2016
183639Prehistoric tribal quest pt4We remove the Lumpur tribe from power and assimilate the survivors.Tribe, Late Stone Age, Copper Age, Tribal, Sanger,2016-06-03 1 
October 2016
49742120Taufag riptide rant & resulting copypastaTaufag vehemently defends Riptides. Copypasta ensues.40k, Tau, Taufag, copypasta2016-10-12 5 
June 2017
1554706Copper Age Draw QuestA shaman works in the communitycopper age, drawing, shaman, tribe, draw quest2017-06-09 4 
1593056drawing stuff IIIa break out is botched and we return to the foldcopper age, drawing, shaman, tribe, draw quest, era draw quest2017-06-22 1 
July 2017
1673449I'll draw you stuff VITublat has a frightening conversation with a tainted spirit.copper age, drawing, shaman, tribe, draw quest2017-07-19 1 
February 2018
2335608Kaleidoscope QuestA witch goes on an expedition for feathers from a roc.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Incredible Decision Making 2018-02-26 5 
March 2018
2354018Kaleidoscope Quest 2There is an unparalleled amount of discomfort.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Lack of Book Eating2018-03-05 5 
2371023Kaleidoscope Quest 3A royal wants something, and a herbalist attempts to perform surgery on a necklace.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Lack of Witch Activities2018-03-12 4 
2393388Kaleidoscope Quest 4The first premonition.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Flexing Recollection Ability2018-03-17 3 
2415858Kaleidoscope Quest 5Out of the Forest of Spirits and into Iorina Ruthaena’s grace.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Complete Disregard for Privacy2018-03-27 4 
April 2018
2453556Kaleidoscope Quest 6A new dress for a new job.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Syrup Tastes Things2018-04-09 2 
2490873Kaleidoscope Quest 7Someone brings a broom to a sword fight.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Compliant Currency Exchange2018-04-23 2 
2509160Kaleidoscope Quest 8A curse, a shrine, and a keeper.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Bear Stew for Breakfast2018-04-28 2 
May 2018
2592467Kaleidoscope Quest 9The night is spent at a shrine.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Broken Promises and Plums2018-05-28 2 
June 2018
2619210Kaleidoscope Quest 10Return to Ristella.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Solaria's Gifts and Blessings2018-06-04 2 
March 2021
78144460demobilizing veteran cyborg supersoldiersOnce the war is over, what happens to the cybernetically augmented veterans?worldbuilding, cyberpunk, supersoldier, robocop, six million dollar man, cyborg, transhuman, posthuman, storytime, writefag,2021-03-22 0 
July 2021
4852141Cyber Moon #1Cyber Moon is a gritty cyberpunk cross-over between RoboCop and Sailor Moon.Cyber Moon, Sailor Moon, Robocop, Cyberpunk, Collective Game2021-07-08 0 
January 2022
83078466which chaos god would win the most converts in reality?/tg/ is asked which cult would have the easiest time of conquering earth. The resulting discussion has GW copyright claims saving the world.chaos, reality, copyright,2022-01-24 0 
April 2022
5182912(You Are A) Craigslist Killer Quest 3Here you go, abducting hotties and dropping bodies again! Blackmail, lies, corruption, rough sex, and murder, all hiding in plain sight!! Fae Smelter, Serial Killer, Skeletor, Toothpaste, Rape, Sex, Detective, Cop, Harem, Coom, Thriller, Twist, Blackmail, Velton, USA, Swamp2022-04-06 2 
July 2022
5301379(You Are A) Craigslist Killer Quest 4 A depraved killer hides in plain sight, but behind closed & triple-locked doors, there are no limits on his wicked lust or savage butchery.FaeSmelter, Fae Smelter, Serial Killer, Police, Rape, Sex, Velton, Detective, Cop, Harem, Killer, Thriller, Craigslist, USA, Fae, Smelter2022-07-14 2 
5340590Sworn to Valour Quest #28His Heart Knows Only Virtue. Sir Andrei takes his first step on foreign shores, disembarking at Langland before continuing his voyage.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Copper Clipper Nation2022-07-17 24 
August 2022
5386312Sworn to Valour #29His Blade Defends the Helpless. Sir Andrei enjoys his time ashore in Langland, provided that he is not embroiled in foreign intrigues.Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Copper Clipper Nation2022-08-28 21 
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