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  • File : 1259220877.jpg-(167 KB, 1280x1024, emma watsith.jpg)
    167 KB Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)02:34 No.6873167  
    Hey, earlier there was this amazing story about a woodcutter's son becoming a spess maren and then later a khornate berserker and about how he met a little girl and changed his ways.

    Did anyone save it? Emma Watsith unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)02:35 No.6873182
    I threw up.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)02:38 No.6873226
    If you mean the little story in the khornite meets little girl thread last night, I wrote it. Some guy said he was going to re-write it to be more... You know, actual writing. If that was here, I didn't see it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)02:39 No.6873232
    >>6873226
    Also, what the fuck is up with that picture, and why would you post it?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)02:39 No.6873238
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    >>6873167
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)02:41 No.6873256
    >>6873226
    I dunno, I liked it a lot. Especially the ending. Could you repost, if you've still got it?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:17 No.6874427
    >>6873256
    Ending part, just for you:

    I remember a different planet, in a different time.
    I remember the smell of something besides blood.
    I remember what life sounds like when it is not screaming and begging for mercy.
    I remember- oh sod it all. I didn't want to be a Berzerker! No, what I really wanted to be...was...

    ...a lumberjack!

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavat'ry
    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I love to press wild flow'rs
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspendies and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear papa

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    (etc. ad nauseam)
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:20 No.6874452
    It was amazing. I just assumed it would have been archived.

    "No more human than animals. No more human than wood. Trees.

    Then I remember. I am the son of a woodsman."

    Fucking marvellous.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:20 No.6874457
    >>6873256
    It's on sup/tg/, I just checked.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:22 No.6874475
    For a moment, irritated as I am by that blow to the back of the head earlier, I consider murdering her to quench the unceasing fire that burns within me. My hand, taught to war by Khorne and turned to slaughter by my hatred for the Imperium that would have held me back from my craft, twitches in anticipation of ripping her spine out.
    But it does not. For in the back of my mind, something is holding me back. Like the catch in a combination lock, finally pressed into the final alignment, an old part of my brain begins to whirr, and click. The howl of Khorne fades, and for the first time in ten thousand years, my mind is silent.
    And I begin to remember. So young I was, when first I held a weapon. My father had taught me to cut wood with an axe, a heavy maul with which to cleave logs in twain and stack cord upon cord behind our cottage. From the first winter I could walk, I was helping my father carry firewood to our home, to keep it warm in the frozen cold of winter. I was a good boy. A strong boy. But not strong enough to...
    I remember the sound of song, and the cheer and the laughter of the Holy-Day, when we would consume squash-pies, and eat the meat of the jowel-bird. I remember my mother. I remember my father, I remember... My sister. I remember when the beasts came, and took them from me. I remember...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:22 No.6874482
    >>6874475
    I remember the doll I found in the remnants of our room, when I returned from slaying dragons with my wooden sword. I remember the tatters of cloth and the spattering of meat and gore underneath the bed, where she had hidden until the very end. I remember the beasts...
    I remember taking up my axe, I was no more than twelve winters, and walking to town to join the army. I remember being told to go home, that the men of my village would defeat this army of great beasts. I remember the hundreds leaving to fight an enemy I was too terrified to remember. I remember the ragtag few who returned. I remember the fire falling from the sky, and I remember the great golden warriors coming to save my people. I remember being taken, for I was a strong lad, to be changed... Made into what I am. I remember the pain... I remember the anger. I remember my master, who also lost everything. I remember his tales, of his family fleeing bondage, his warrior-brothers slaughtered to the last, in the name of freedom, denied their victory by the Emperor...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:23 No.6874485
    >>6874482
    I remember entering my room through the window, and seeing the monsters as they left...
    I remember turning with my warrior-brothers, I remember slaughtering the weak loyalists with chainaxe and bolter...
    I remember seeing the red boots, that had stamped themselves from my mind...
    I remember watching the fields of elysium burn, and the fleet above Praxis collapse beneath our hatred...
    I remember the gauntlets, crimson with gore, and edged in gold, that I could not bear to remember.
    I remember Terra, the final battle, the fall of Horus, the death of the Emperor, our victory and our defeat...
    I remember that helmet... Horned, of brazen steel and demonic visage.
    I remember my fellow berserkers patting me on my armored back, and saying that he knew why I would not talk of my past.
    I remember... who slew my people, for resisting Imperial rule 'till the last. For I am one of them.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:24 No.6874492
    >>6874485
    I lower my axe, and stare. I hear the boots of my brothers behind me, as they seek more slaughter. I hear the howl again, but it is different. It is tempered. It is not Khorne's, it is *mine,* long overdue. I take the doll, and tell the girl to leave. I turn, as my brothers enter the square. No. Not my brothers. My makers. My monsters. They see me, and the child as she flees through her little crawlspace. They do not understand what is about to happen to them. They do not understand why my chest heaves, and my eyes bleed from ducts long atrophied. They do not understand, because they are not men. They are no more human than animals. No more human than trees. Wood.

    And I remember... that I am the son of a woodsman.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:25 No.6874506
    >>6874482
    Oop, just caught the reference. His master was Angron.
    Which kind of figures.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:25 No.6874511
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    >>6874492
    >>6874485
    >>6874482
    >>6874475
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:30 No.6874557
    >>6874475
    >>6874482
    >>6874485
    >>6874492
    This sounds eerily familiar. Not the story itself, but the way it's written. Did this guy have a trip?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:35 No.6874591
    >>6874557
    The thread is archived, and if he is to be believed, >>6873226 was the guy. No trip.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:46 No.6874655
    >>6874557
    Guy here. I specialize in manly-tears drama, which... Really isn't saying much. I wrote Creed's Gambit, as well. It's probably archived or something. I'm not actually good, and there's no reason for it, so I don't trip or name or whatever. That wood be inappropriate.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:48 No.6874663
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    >>6874655
    >That wood be inappropriate
    >wood
    ...Gnollbard?!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:49 No.6874668
    >>6874663
    A reference to lumber, cunningly rolled into a pun?
    Dear god.
    >> Definitely Gnollbard. 11/26/09(Thu)04:52 No.6874690
    >>6874663
    >>6874668
    ...Let's go with yes. Yes, I am gnollbard.
    >> Gauntbard 11/26/09(Thu)04:53 No.6874696
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    >>6874690
    FOR THE SWARM

    OF PUNS
    >> Chaos Sergeant Samiel 11/26/09(Thu)04:54 No.6874706
    Goddamnit gnollbard.

    Just goddamnit.

    I lol'd
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)04:54 No.6874712
    Yup. That was that guy, Gnollbard I think his name is.

    Not sure though. At all.
    >> Definitely Gnollbard. 11/26/09(Thu)04:55 No.6874715
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    >>6874696
    HEY ME! IT'S ME!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)04:57 No.6874732
    >>6874715
    Jesus, GB, You've put on some weight!
    >> Beanstealer 11/26/09(Thu)04:57 No.6874734
    >>6874715
    >>6874712
    >>6874696
    >>6874690
    i am confus :(
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)04:57 No.6874738
    I cracked Gnollbard's tripcode, simply to be able to samefag with trips.

    Everyone in this thread is secretly me samefagging.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:58 No.6874741
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    >>6874732
    MAYBE IF i BOUGHT MYSELF SOME NICE THINGS SOMETIMES I WOULDN'T LET GO.
    JAMAL NEVER CALLED ME FAT
    >> Beanstealer 11/26/09(Thu)04:58 No.6874742
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    >>6874738
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKA
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)04:59 No.6874746
    >>6874741
    Everything about this picture amuses me.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:00 No.6874755
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    The fuck is going on here?
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:01 No.6874764
    >>6874755
    I really don't gnoll!

    Oh, shit fuck, blew my cover...
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:01 No.6874766
    >>6874755
    Samefaggotry on the highest level. I'm the various Gnollbards, and I'm you. You're me. EVERYONE IS FUUKA!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:02 No.6874770
    >>6874734
    Everybody is confused. In about ten seconds, John fucking Galt is going to show up, and we'll find out he's every tripfag on /tg/.
    >> also Fuuka 11/26/09(Thu)05:03 No.6874776
    >>6874766

    I'm not Fuuka.

    OH FUCKING GREAT, I HAD TO GO AND SAY SOMETHING.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:03 No.6874781
    >>6874770
    But he's me.
    >> John Galt 11/26/09(Thu)05:03 No.6874784
    >>6874770
    Acceptable. Actually, I'm just a guy who likes making puns about axes. All started back when Negi ate it at CoC that one time.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:03 No.6874785
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    >>6874766
    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:04 No.6874788
    >>6874785

    Oooh! I wanna be the pat of butter!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:04 No.6874791
    >>6874784
    Well, he was obviously axing for it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:05 No.6874792
    >>6874770
    I think John Galt was banned for being an ass while tripfagging with Naruto avatars.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:05 No.6874794
    YOU AM I, I AM YOU!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:05 No.6874795
    >>6874785
    I'm bothered about the lack of googly eyes on the utensils.
    >> NOT John Galt 11/26/09(Thu)05:06 No.6874801
    >>6874792
    Shit, did we actually have a guy called John Galt? I'm not him, he sounds like a dick.
    Aw, see, I knew this would happen! Anonymity is much better.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:07 No.6874807
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    >this thread
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:07 No.6874809
    >>6874801
    No, I don't think we ever had a John Galt. He was just referring to John Galt, the horrible tripfag everyone knows and hates.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:07 No.6874812
    >>6874791
    He was, that'll teach him for having a thick neck.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:07 No.6874813
    Still samefagging the whole thread.
    >> Leman Russ 11/26/09(Thu)05:08 No.6874815
    >>6874794
    I PALINDROME I
    I PALINDROME I
    I PALINDROME I
    AND I AM A SNAKE HEAD EATING THE HEAD ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE
    "Snaaake head"
    I PALINDROME I
    "Man O Nam"
    I PALINDROME I
    "Man O Nam"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:08 No.6874819
    >>6874809
    Oh, well that figures.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:08 No.6874821
    I wonder, is there a wordfilter? Who is Jim Profit
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:09 No.6874822
    >>6874790
    >>6874808

    There's even some drawfaggotry
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:09 No.6874823
    >>6874821

    Well ain't that interesting.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:10 No.6874830
    >>6874823
    Of course it is. You're me.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:11 No.6874842
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    >>6874795
    They're the xenomorphs of the breakfast universe.

    Think about it. They tear apart the cute, innocent foodstuffs in an orgy of unparallelled carnage - they are sightless, yet find their mark every time. They are cold and hard, rending into the softness and warmth of their hapless prey.

    They are utterly alien and must be destroyed. PURGE THE XENO UTENSILS
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:11 No.6874845
    >>6874815
    SOME DAY MOTHER WILL DIE AND I'LL GET THE MONEY.
    MOM LEANS DOWN AND SAYS "MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY"
    YOU SON OF A BITCH
    I PALINDROME I
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:12 No.6874852
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    Am I the only one who looks at all of Tripfagging as one long paranoid game of who's who? We're all anonymous, yet we all have distinct identities, and every once in a while someone goes out of character, or starts typing differently than they usually do, and I immediately suspect that there's a lictor typing away at a computer somewhere.
    It's like Pod People meets Hunter the Reckoning.
    >> Leman Russ 11/26/09(Thu)05:12 No.6874859
    >>6874845
    NOW I HAVE IT STUCK IN MY HEAD.

    SOME ANA NG WILL GET IT OUT
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:13 No.6874865
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    >>6874852
    Okay, that's funny as hell. We all know Lictors can't type.

    Tyrants, on the other hand...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:13 No.6874867
    GO HANG A SALAMI I'M A LASAGNA HOG
    >> Lictor 11/26/09(Thu)05:14 No.6874871
    >>6874865
    Fuck you, I'm a lictor!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:14 No.6874873
    >>6874865
    I'll bet you they can type with feeder tendrils.
    Fuckers are smart... But not smart enough to see Sly Marbo coming.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:16 No.6874887
    I wish I could stop samefagging as Gnollbard, but something urges me.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:16 No.6874888
    >>6874859
    Make a hole with a gun perpendicular
    To the name of this town in a desktop float
    Exit wound in a foreign nation,
    Showing the home of the one this was written for.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:17 No.6874891
    >>6874852
    ...This could be a game. I'm not sure how, yet, but there's something there.
    >> Leman Russ 11/26/09(Thu)05:18 No.6874897
    >>6874888
    My apartment looks upside down from here
    Water spirals the wrong way out the sink
    And her voice is a backwards record
    It's like a whirlpool and it never ends
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:18 No.6874898
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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRAZY
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:18 No.6874899
    >>6874887
    >>6874888
    Fuuka, how the hell do you manage to time your posts so badly?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:18 No.6874901
    >>6874852
    I read that in Akuma's voice from that one anime street fighter movie with all the floaty pink spirit orbs everywhere near the end of it. Gruff, like a big, muscly man and rather deep.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:19 No.6874903
    >>6874897
    AAAAAAND I'm going to bed.

    G'night Russ, Fuuka, Anon.

    Have fun samefagging as me Fuuka!
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:20 No.6874911
    >>6874899
    It's an art. Also three computers simultaneously to circumvent the post delay. That's how I managed to make all those Gnollbard posts.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:20 No.6874920
    >>6874911
    It's true, I'm right, see?
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:22 No.6874938
    >>6874920
    BUT I STOPPED SAMEFAGGING AS YOU! HOW DID I POST THAT!!??? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 11/26/09(Thu)05:23 No.6874941
    >>6874938
    GIIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHI!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:23 No.6874945
    >>6874901
    You are now realizing how awesome of a DM Akuma would make.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:24 No.6874951
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    >>6874941
    >>6874938
    >>6874920
    >>6874911
    >>6874903
    >>6874899
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)05:25 No.6874956
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    >>6874865
    Does Tyranid-bard still have a dewclaw?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:26 No.6874968
    uh

    http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6858495/
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:26 No.6874973
    >>6874938
    Looks like Fuuka's having a split personality as Gnollbard.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:27 No.6874979
    /tg/ would be approximately 30x better than it currently is without namefags.

    PROVE ME WRONG
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:27 No.6874981
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    >>6874945
    "You enter the cavernous chamber, and see before you the ruined corpses of what must have been the company vanguard, strewn about a few ettercap corpses and the upended, curled bodies of great spiders. What do you do?"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:28 No.6874985
    >>6874979
    We wouldn't have had this thread, which was definitely worth a laugh.
    >> Leman Russ 11/26/09(Thu)05:28 No.6874987
    >>6874979
    These threads would happen all the damn time.

    Bam. What do I win?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:28 No.6874993
    >>6874945
    Fuck yes, Akuma, you and your creepy voice would be the only prop a DM needs! That you are the DM just makes it even better!
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:30 No.6875010
    >>6874979
    You're doing it wrong. Prove and defend your point, that's how I would do it. Now wait, since I'm you, I samefagged the quoted post to... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:33 No.6875036
    ...I can't help but feel that this whole thing started as a screen to keep us from figuring out who John Galt is. Aside from an aspect of Fuuka, of course.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:34 No.6875048
    >>6875036
    Ask Negi, he got mentioned.
    Where the fuck is he, anyway, haven't seen him much.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:35 No.6875054
    >>6874985
    Seconding this; it's been one of these wonderful threads in which reality collapses horribly for about half an hour.

    IA! IA! NAMEFAGS FTAGHN!
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:36 No.6875059
    >>6875036
    I'm John Galt. And since you're me, you're John Galt too.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:36 No.6875062
    >>6875036
    keikakudoori.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:36 No.6875073
    >>6875059
    This just in: John Galt is the new 42.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:37 No.6875076
    >>6875036
    >>6875062
    Shit, now I'm seeing clues everywhere. This is what I get for playing World of Darkness as a vanilla human.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:37 No.6875081
    Seriously, read Atlas Shrugged.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:37 No.6875083
    >>6874979
    Personally I think this sort of crap is, is nothing else, a damn good laugh. This has cheered my day quite a bit.
    And think of it this way, it's better than /tg/ just being trolls and furry porn, at least this way we have things like this and those occasional roleplay threads where everyone takes up a name.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:38 No.6875088
    >Aside from an aspect of Fuuka
    Fuuka is the little twelve year old girl pretending to be a boy who is pretending to be a girl in all of us.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:39 No.6875096
    >>6875083
    And let go of reality.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:39 No.6875098
    >>6875076
    >Clues
    Alright, I'm interested. Explain.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:44 No.6875154
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    >>6875083
    >those occasional roleplay threads where everyone takes up a name
    Roleplay threads? On MY /tg/?! SAGE HURR DURR

    Seriously though, I agree. These threads are kinda like a text-and-images version of amateur improv theater. For free!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:46 No.6875161
    >>6875154
    Lulz will be given and some epic moments as well.
    They're pretty much the reason why I come to /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:46 No.6875164
    >>6875098
    It's mostly just my paranoia, but I start seeing connections everywhere.
    First the puns, which made me suspect Gnollbard. Then, the bit about Creed's Gambit, which I had thought was written by Commissar Rhine, which only set off more alarms. Then, Negi gets pulled into the equation, and I haven't heard from him in a while so I'm wondering if he's the one who did it all. Then I hear the axe-bit, which brings me to believe that it's one of his livestream viewers, then I see thick neck, which means it might be Buff, who's a semiregular on the livestream. Then Fuuka shows up, and her antics cause half of my leads to implode in on themselves, and I'm left wondering if this is all one great conspiracy to get me committed, AND someone posts a picture of Akuma suggesting that this is exactly the fucking case. The fact that John Galt came up is just icing on the cake. The only thing that could possibly have made this worse is if somebody had suggested he call himself Godot.

    My conclusion is that you are all the same guy, who is actually a lictor, attempting to drive me insane.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:47 No.6875171
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    >>6875088
    >Fuuka is the little twelve year old girl pretending to be a boy who is pretending to be a girl in all of us.
    Oh shit, now you've got me all sweaty from arousal.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:47 No.6875173
    >>6875164
    >implying sanity is guaranteed on /tg/.
    >> Buff Thickneck 11/26/09(Thu)05:48 No.6875190
    >>6875164
    >> Beanstealer 11/26/09(Thu)05:48 No.6875191
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    >>6875164
    We just want your delicious insanity-saturated biomass.
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)05:49 No.6875193
    >>6875164
    Congratulations, you have passed the test, mortal.

    Prepare to ascend to the ether-realm.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:49 No.6875207
    >>6875190
    >>6875191
    >>6875193

    BAD. Do not joke like that. I'm getting a serious one of us vibe here.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:50 No.6875209
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    >>6875173
    Sanity? On my /tg/?!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:51 No.6875219
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    oh shit this thread just keeps getting better and better
    >> Godot 11/26/09(Thu)05:51 No.6875222
    Oh hey guys, sorry I kept you waiting.
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)05:51 No.6875223
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    >>6875207
    Joke, mortal?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:52 No.6875236
    SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)05:53 No.6875241
    >>6875222
    Can you help me get this fucking boot off man

    Fuck.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)05:53 No.6875243
    >>6875219
    I refuse to be you! ...yet I am...
    >> Prime Designate /20-7/ 11/26/09(Thu)05:56 No.6875263
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    >>6875207
    It has begun.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:56 No.6875269
    >>6875207
    Hey, bro, for what it's worth, you got two right. I am two of the following:

    Colonel Negi
    Colonel Rhine
    Fuuka
    Gnollbard
    Mahogany Pinecrest
    Buff Thickneck
    Dirk Hardpeck
    Paul Bunion
    Shas'o R'myr
    John Galt
    Godot
    A whole shitload of ellipses
    Sparticus
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:57 No.6875270
    >>6875243
    Relax, just a piece of mind coming back to you.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:58 No.6875281
    >>6875269
    You're only two of them? Why are you slacking #269?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:58 No.6875287
    Have I told you people...
    About the birds?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)05:59 No.6875292
    >>6875281
    I did #299's dishes for a month so he took a few of my identities. I used to be R'myr, that's why he moved from the manly essence picture to Mehmoud.
    299's got no fucking class.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:00 No.6875296
    >>6875269
    Why would you show me a list of choices?
    I'm never going to be able to trust any of these people again.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:00 No.6875299
    >>6875292
    Tell #299 that #281 would like to talk to him. Inefficiency is a sign of... Identity.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:00 No.6875307
    >>6875296
    Don't worry #296. You need only trust us. You wouldn't distrust your good friend #281, would you?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:00 No.6875308
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    >>6875263
    >Prime Designate /20-7/
    >/20-7/
    >/t-g/
    >replying to post nr. 6875207
    >6875207
    >207
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:01 No.6875310
    >>6875308
    This one knows about #207.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:01 No.6875312
    >>6875308
    /tg/ - paranoids looking for "hidden clues"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:01 No.6875313
    Is there a macro that embodies schizophrenia because if there is would post it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:03 No.6875331
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    >>6875312
    >>6875310
    I don't mean to alarm you guys, but...
    >>6875299
    >Tell #299 that #281 would like to talk to him. Inefficiency is a sign of... Identity.
    >referring to #299
    >own post ends in 299
    >Inefficiency is a sign of... Identity.
    >whatthefuckjusthappened.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:05 No.6875350
    >>6875308
    >>6875331

    Aaaand now we're all LARPing Paranoia / CoC.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:05 No.6875352
    >>6875164
    Everything after this post...my god. I have never seen anything like it, anywhere. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:06 No.6875362
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    Did someone say furry porn?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:07 No.6875367
    >>6875331
    Plus calm down #331. #338 is concerned with your sanity. You wouldn't want to upset #338, would you?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:09 No.6875390
    >>6875352
    The son of a bitch started us looking for connections. The moment you believe there's a conspiracy, A CONSPIRACY STARTS. FUCK. 6^2.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:10 No.6875396
    Stories, tripfags and conspiracies.

    You just made my day, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:10 No.6875397
    >>6875390
    There are no conspiracies. Our friends said so. You'd believe your friends, wouldn't you?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:12 No.6875420
    >>6875390
    Oh wow. I just typed in 6^2 in the hopes my post have a 36 in it. Didn't... Nevermind, nobody's gonna catch that.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:13 No.6875436
    >>6875397

    I dunno, I'd better ask #1. If you'd kindly point me in his direction...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:14 No.6875442
    >>6875367
    #338 scares me. She just sits there; staring, grinning, crying...
    >>6875338
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:14 No.6875446
    >>6875436
    I'm sorry. I do not know who this "#1" is. I am just your friend who does not believe in conspiracies.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:16 No.6875466
    >>6875442
    I am sorry #331. You seem to be malfunctioning as #338 is perfectly fine. Maybe you should speak to #229? #229 is your friend and would like to help you.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:17 No.6875474
    >>6875446
    >>6875466
    For one brief, terrifying instant I thought the numbers were the same, and was preparing to kill myself.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:24 No.6875539
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    >>6875474
    >fear of two posts with no other posts inbetween being identical
    >two posts with no other posts inbetween
    >2 posts, 0 posts inbetween
    >20
    >difference between the post numbers is exactly 20
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)06:25 No.6875552
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    >>6875539
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:27 No.6875561
    >>6875552
    #989 is correct. You are being quite irrational. You are upsetting your friends. You would not want to upset your friends, would you?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:27 No.6875564
    >>6875539
    Somebody get Cartman in here, he'll have us all believing that /tg/ did 9-11.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:28 No.6875575
    >>6875564
    >>6875564
    >/tg/
    >9-11
    >both two values
    >both alphanumeric
    >/tg/ == 9-11
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:29 No.6875579
    >>6875575
    OH MY GOD.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:29 No.6875586
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    >>6875564
    >replying to poster paranoid about the occurrence of the number 20
    >referring to 9-11
    >9+11 = 20
    >20
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)06:31 No.6875596
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    >>6875586
    I'm going to go masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:31 No.6875603
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    >>6875586
    >>6875579
    >>6875575
    >>6875564
    Do not be silly friends, I mean fags. For you are all fags whom are my friends. Of course /tg/ has done nothing of the sort. /tg/ is your friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:32 No.6875612
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    >>6875575
    >implying the alphanumerical value of t and g is 9 and 11 respectively when they are in fact 20 and 7
    >also, see >>6875308
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:33 No.6875632
    Clearly the Star Chamber is involved.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:34 No.6875634
    >>6875612
    >referring to 20

    ohmygoooood.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:37 No.6875681
    >>6875612
    >Implying that 911 is not 3 digits, and that 3x9 is not 27.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:37 No.6875689
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    Muwahaha.....
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:38 No.6875701
    >>6875689
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:39 No.6875706
    >>6875689
    OH NO
    I WAS WRONG
    IT WAS A TROLL/LICTOR
    ALL ALONG
    troymcclure.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:39 No.6875709
    >>6875689
    I KNEW IT!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:39 No.6875713
    >>6875689
    I FUCKING KNEW IT
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:40 No.6875722
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    >implying the alphanumerical value of t and g is 9 and 11 respectively when they are in fact 20 and 7
    Implying implications that imply.......
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:40 No.6875723
    >>6875689
    God fucking DOUBLE DAMMIT
    >> Beanstealer 11/26/09(Thu)06:40 No.6875726
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    >>6875689
    Catnifex approves of your trolling. :3
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:41 No.6875738
    >>6875689
    Oh that fucking figures. Makes as much sense as anything else around here.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:42 No.6875746
    >>6875689
    Game over man!

    GAME OVER!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:42 No.6875755
    10/10. Would read again.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:43 No.6875761
    >>6875709
    >>6875713
    Knew it mind-
    >>6875689
    -OH SHIT
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:44 No.6875775
    >>6874852
    AKUMA WAS RIGHT
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:45 No.6875785
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    You're going to love this one when you figure it out.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:46 No.6875795
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    >>6875775
    It almost just sounded like you didn't believe that to be the case all along.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:46 No.6875798
    >>6875689
    OH MY GOD IT WAS A LICTOR AFTER ALL! WE'RE DOOMED /tg/! DOOOOOMED!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:48 No.6875820
    Let it be known, before we are all consumed by the lictor-troll, that this is why I come to /tg/, and I regret nothing.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:50 No.6875842
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    There isn't enough motherofgod.jpg in the world for this thread.

    Has it been archived yet? If this is not worthy of archiving, I don't know what is: "epic-writefaggotry-turned-crazy-namefaggotry-turned-ultimate-paranoia-turned-lictortrollings&q
    uot; is something the coming generations of fa/tg/uys will benefit from seeing.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:51 No.6875860
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    >>6875820
    Me too, fellow neckbeard. Me t-
    >post ending in 20
    DAMMIT LICTOR CUT THAT SHIT OUT
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:52 No.6875861
    >>6875842
    If it isn't, I'll go do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:53 No.6875868
    >>6875820
    My God, we're all nothing before this new bio organism. Just give up /tg/, all we can do is accept out fate.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:53 No.6875869
    >>6875860
    >60
    >3x20
    >Joker played well by 3 actors
    And then Joker was the lictor.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:54 No.6875881
    >>6875869
    MY GOD

    IT'S EVERYWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:58 No.6875916
    >>6875861
    That's just what it wants!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:59 No.6875924
    >>6875868
    Before long, the Tyranid species evolved into the perfect form against which no species anywhere in the galaxy was safe. Bearing many names depending on different races and cultures, one came to be the most prevalent; notably in the Imperium of Man:

    The Lictroll.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)06:59 No.6875927
    MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:00 No.6875934
    >>6875916
    Oh god. It's going after the archives next! After consuming the present and the future of /tg/, it will even feast on the PAST.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:01 No.6875940
    >>6875934
    DAMMIT LICTOR!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:01 No.6875941
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    This is Tetra Gamma Farchant, all frequencies, time is running out...
    We've discovered a new organism, a creature of insidious power. It turned us against itself, releasing dissociative thoughts from nearby threads, and using crude numerology to fuel our paranoia. We suspected each other, and isolated ourselves... And then it struck.
    Like a hot wind, it has swept through T-G, conflict is springing up everywhere, our ship is sinking.
    Listen to me, if anybody can hear me, DON'T TRUST 20. HE WILL DE-
    What? No, NO! NOOOOOO-

    I'm sorry for that interruption. I was just joking with that relay, I'm just having some fun with my friends. We are friends.
    >> David Bowman 11/26/09(Thu)07:02 No.6875954
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    >>6875927
    Something's going to happen, /tg/.

    Something wonderful.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:02 No.6875956
    >>6875924
    Hmm. Lictroll, Could probably go on...
    1d4chan. I feel compelled.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:03 No.6875964
    >>6875956
    That's exactly what it wants too!
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/26/09(Thu)07:03 No.6875968
    This thread is my next campaign setting for some kind of CoC-esque shennanigans. Possibly in SPESS
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:04 No.6875973
    >>6875956
    Oh god, it's after 1d4chan next! Soon it will consume everything!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:04 No.6875975
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    >>6875964
    >it wants too
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:05 No.6875981
    >>6875964
    We want nothing but to be your friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:05 No.6875987
    >>6875964
    DAMMIT. How does it keep doing this!? It's everyone, It's everywhere, before we can even think about it it's placed itself in our path, outwitting us at every turn, appearing out of nowhere, taking on identities and traits as it goes! But it is so brazen, so obvious, and yet so perfectly concealed, it would take some sort of tactical genius to...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:06 No.6875993
    >>6875940
    Once it has consumed all possible timelines of /tg/, it will become every possible version of /tg/ simultaneously.

    It will be all of us and none of us, all in one.
    It will be all of us, and we will all be it.
    It already is. We already are.
    It is us.
    It is one.
    Of all of us, there is only one.
    There is only one of us.
    Only one of us.
    One of us.
    One of us.
    One of us.
    One.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)07:07 No.6875998
    ALL IS ME!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:07 No.6876002
    >>6875987
    Oh no! The Lictor even has Creed! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:07 No.6876004
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    >>6875987
    >> LICTROLL LOEV CAPSLOCK 11/26/09(Thu)07:08 No.6876008
    THIS JUST IN:

    THE LICTROLL IS THE BIOLOGICAL SINGULARITY
    >> LICTROLL 11/26/09(Thu)07:09 No.6876017
    >>6876008
    ALL THINGS ARE LICTROLL
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:10 No.6876024
    >>6876002
    First our threads!

    Then our archives!

    THEN OUR MEMES!

    THE END IS NEAR /tg/!
    >> LICTROLL 11/26/09(Thu)07:12 No.6876051
    REMEMBER FRIENDS

    IN LICTROLL THERE IS NO PAIN

    IN LICTROLL YOU ARE NEVER RONERY

    JOIN LICTROLL OR BE NOM'D.
    >> LICTROLL 11/26/09(Thu)07:14 No.6876063
    >>6876051
    YES

    IN LICTROLL THERE IS PEACE

    IN LICTROLL THERE IS RELEASE

    ONE OF US
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:14 No.6876064
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    I heard y'all had a monster here.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:15 No.6876075
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    BE STRONG, /tg/. RESIST THE VILE TAINT OF THE ALIEN.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:15 No.6876078
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    >>6876064
    This one's mine, you bloody tobacco chewing bandit.
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)07:16 No.6876083
    >>6876063
    You're just an aspect of me.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:17 No.6876087
    I'd much prefer a world-devouring biological terror to Fukka.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:17 No.6876090
    >>6876083
    And you're just another Lictor! WHO IS REAL AND WHO IS JUST MORE OF THIS LICTOR?!
    >> HI, I'M KHARN, AND THIS IS GORECHILD 11/26/09(Thu)07:17 No.6876092
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    >>6876078
    SO, SUPER FUCKING COOL STORY, I WAS READING THIS THING CALLED THE INTERNET BECAUSE I HEARD SOME GUYS HAD WRITTEN STUFF ABOUT ME THERE. IT WAS REALLY FUNNY, BUT THEN I SAW THIS THING AND I JUST HAD TO DROP BY. YOU GUYS KNEW JONNY L. UMBER, COOL GUY UNTIL HE BETRAYED US.
    ...HAHA! JUST KIDDING. REALLY THOUGH, LICTROLL. I'M HERE TO WHOOP ITS ASS.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:19 No.6876099
    >>6876075
    IN THESE DARK TIMES, TURN YOUR THOUGHTS TO THE COMMISSAR! HE IS A ROCK TO WHICH YOU MAY PRESS YOUR BACK WHEN YOUR ENEMIES SURROUND YOU
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/26/09(Thu)07:19 No.6876100
    OHGODWHATTHEFUCK?
    >> Fuuka ★ 11/26/09(Thu)07:20 No.6876106
    Everyone is Fuuka, even Lictroll.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:20 No.6876108
    >>6876024
    YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE!

    BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE....

    ME MEEEMMMEEEESSS!!!!!!


    Wait... OH GOD! OH HELP M-

    Disregard that. I recommend adding this to your- I mean our archives. We are all friends here, after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:20 No.6876109
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    As long as we're being dumbfounded by hidden messages...
    >> LICTROLL 11/26/09(Thu)07:20 No.6876110
    >>6876092
    >>6876078
    >>6876064
    THERE ARE NO MONSTERS HERE. ONLY FRIENDS.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:20 No.6876111
    >>6876100
    >ends in two zeroes
    >two zero
    >20

    Sweet mother of the Emperor...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:21 No.6876116
    >>6876111
    >>6876100
    GET OUT OF HERE LICTOR-STALKER!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:22 No.6876121
    >>6876109
    ...So Arnold is a Lictroll.
    Yeah, that kind of figures.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:25 No.6876144
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    >>6876121
    Ten bucks says the next on says "also the game."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:26 No.6876151
    Trying to archive, but internet is shitty...!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:28 No.6876162
    >>6876151
    Is it not already archived?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:28 No.6876168
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    >>6876099
    Yes.... trust in the commissar.... he would not lead you astray... we are all friends here... after all...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:30 No.6876176
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    >>6876168
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:31 No.6876182
    >>6876168
    ALL HOPE IS LOST!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:32 No.6876186
    >>6876109
    I don't get it
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:32 No.6876188
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    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:34 No.6876203
    >>6876186
    Which will make it all the better when you finally do.
    >> LICTROLL 11/26/09(Thu)07:34 No.6876206
    L is for love
    I is for indivisibility
    C is for consumption
    T is for trolling
    R is for rapaciousness
    O is for omnipresence
    L is for lunacy
    L is for limitlessness
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:36 No.6876218
    >>6876186
    Apply This >>6876206 to >>6876109
    Piss yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:37 No.6876223
    >>6876162
    I found it. Someone named it "berserker retelling"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:39 No.6876237
    >>6876218
    There is no way that's real.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:41 No.6876248
    >>6876223
    Now that the BBEG of this thread is out in the open, wouldn't it make more sense to name it LICTROLL or something like that?

    For the benefit of all our friends.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:43 No.6876261
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    >>6876188
    All friends here..... even the rocks...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:43 No.6876264
    >>6876248
    If only we had known, we could have warned others before archiving it!
    The poor fools, they'll walk right into his claws now!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:44 No.6876273
    >>6876261
    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:44 No.6876277
    >>6876261
    ROCK N' TROLL
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:46 No.6876283
    >>6876261
    IT'S EVERYWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:46 No.6876284
    >>6876261
    TACTICAL GENUS

    (not a typo)
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:46 No.6876290
    >>6876264
    Clever gir-

    -Friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:48 No.6876307
    >>6876293
    >6293
    >6+2+9+3
    >20
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:48 No.6876308
    >>6876284
    I want to see this as a special rule for the Lictor in the upcoming 'nid codex.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:49 No.6876313
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    >>6876307
    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    EVEN THE BOTS ARE LICTROLL
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:51 No.6876329
    >>6876313
    MOTHEROFGOD.JPG
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:53 No.6876345
    >>6876313
    Nothing to worry about here.... friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:53 No.6876346
    This is our fault, we created this monster, IT'S OUR FAULT! WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO TROLL!?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:53 No.6876347
    >>6876313
    FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    Please disregard my outburst, friends. I did not mean to bother you.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:55 No.6876359
    >>6876345
    >Infiltrating Lictroll
    LOOK OUT!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:56 No.6876368
    >>6876359
    Look out for what, friend? There is absolutely nothing in this thread to be alarmed of.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:56 No.6876371
    >>6876345
    >>6876359
    LICTOR TROLLIN MAH TEEJEE
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:56 No.6876372
    >240 posts and 55 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
    My God.... it's.... brilliant... we stand no chance... it's too fast... too smart... too good...
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:57 No.6876381
    >>6876368
    WHAT?! CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?! IT'S RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE IN TH- UUAAGAGHHAABAK

    Pardon my outburst, friends.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)07:59 No.6876389
    This thread should be dead by now, but WHY WON'T IT LET US DIE!?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:00 No.6876398
    >>6876389

    Because friends don't let friends die.

    :3
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:00 No.6876401
    >>6876389
    It has.... consumed the sage....
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:01 No.6876408
    >>6876398
    Well said... friend.
    >> 20 11/26/09(Thu)08:02 No.6876414
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    Stand tall, friends. The Emperor has sent me to aid you.

    You need worry no longer.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:02 No.6876418
    >>6876414
    Yes, nothing suspicious here, friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:03 No.6876421
    >>6876414
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:07 No.6876450
    >>6876414
    Oh thank the e-
    >414
    >1+4=5
    >5x4=20
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:08 No.6876454
    >11/26/09
    >11+09
    We never had a fucking chance.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:09 No.6876459
    >>6876414

    Is it just me, or does this guy look somehow strange? I mean...
    OH GOD, THE PAULDRAAUUUGHBLGRAAAA

    Pardon me, friends. I seem to have eaten something bad judging from how my stomach's rumbling.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:09 No.6876462
    >>6876454
    MY

    GOD
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:10 No.6876468
    >>6876414
    >>6876418
    Whew, well that's reliev-
    >11/26/09(Thu)08:02
    >08:02
    >02
    >20
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:11 No.6876478
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    >>6876454
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:12 No.6876484
    >>6876454
    OH MY FREAKING GOD
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:16 No.6876516
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    >>6876454
    What the - I'm the guy who started freaking out about 20 way back in >>6875308 and later >>6875539 and >>6875586 - and what you're pointing out never occurred to me for a second.

    My god. It runs too deep.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/26/09(Thu)08:19 No.6876537
    What's going guys?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/09(Thu)08:31 No.6876621
    Thanks, /tg/ - it's been a long, strange trip out of normality into truly unspeakable territories.

    We've had a lot of laughs on this journey to our own end, from amusement as well as despair-laden terror - you were a worthy foe.

    Eventually, though, this thread will 404 - but don't ever let it fade from your memory.

    Normally, a thread only lives for so long; becoming lost to the mists of time in mere moments:

    This thread has been a truly stellar exception. And that is why, /tg/, I will always feel as I do about you:

    You are the best goddamn board there is.



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