I give you two enthusiastic thumbs up, anon

n the Imperium's War on crime, there are two separate and wholly unequal bodies. The Arbites who hate crime mutants, and the Inquisition who *BLEEEEEEEEP* These are their stories.

>servitor
>Your move, Heretic.

>>16832372
In the Imperium of Man there are two seperate, yet equally important groups.
The Adeptus Arbites who investigate crime, and the Ordo Xenos, who prosecutes the offenders.
These are their stories.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4-aEGvqQM

>>16832423
my god I didn't even think of that

Callahandius, In the name of the Emperor, I only have two decades 'til retirement, don't do anything crazy!

a trash-talking ex-hiver-turned-arbite must travel to the Upper-Hive in order to unofficially investigate the death of one of his old gang buddies, and in the process uncover a spook-smuggling ring that may lead all the way to the top of the Spire. but can his badge really protect him from the Upper Crust of the upper-crust?

Being that this is a Mark IV Mars pattern, the most powerful bolter in the Imperium...and would blow your heads clean off. You got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well, do you, Witch?

>>16832548
FUND IT
FUCK
ME

>>16832446

>"Pull your men back, Inspector. This is an Inquisitorial matter now."
>"The HELL it is! You don't have jurisdiction here!"
>"There's an alien lifeform involved, Inspector. That MAKES it our jurisdiction."
>"I've been working on this case for months! I'm not gonna' just stand here and let you waltz in and take charge!"
>"That's EXACTLY what you'll do. We'll try to let you know when we commandeer your men."

>>16832642
im pretty sure it would actually go

>"Pull your men back, Inspector. This is an Inquisitorial matter now."
>"The HELL it is! You don't have jurisdiction here!"
>BLAM
> " ORDO XENOS BIOTCH! I have jurisdiction where ever I fucking say!"

>>16832681
> has never been to the 80s.

Shut your pie-hole, child. There's grown-ups at work here.

Inquisitor Levy: You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the chaos cults. You are stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our spire. You are a parasite who leeches off the culture of degradation and heresy...
Omar Little: Just like you, man.
Inquisitor Levy: Excuse me? What?
Omar Little: I got the bolter. You got the Rosettes. It's all in the game though, right?

Or, if you want a change of pace, the players must deal with a highly decorated Catachan veteran going full PTSD on a nearby backwater agriworld.

So yelling at eachother is how they attracted mates in the 80s eh?

>>16832572

>"I don't want any incidents like the one you had in the Secundus Hive last year, understand Callahandus? That's my policy."
>"Well when I see five adult males trying to summon a daemon in broad daylight, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy."

Fun Fact: The Codex Arbites is actually a transcript of an ancient DVD of "Magnum Force"

It's Emperormass Eve in Necromunda, but a team of cultists have their own holiday plans. The one thing they didn't count on was forge world Arbites Jin M-Klane

>>16832735
Well, looks like I know how I'll be modeling my next Scum character.

>>16832738
The god-emperor didn't make Sly Marbo...I did.

>>16832735

They wanna indict me, ME, for slavermongering, SLAVEMONGERING, in NECRO-FUCKING-MUNDA!? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit.

>>16832735
oh god, the campaign posssibilites!

I gotta say though, it would run well with black crusade, the party are servants of malal and are stealing objects of incredible value from other chaos cults in the hive world of Balt'moore.

>Inquisitional Immunity!
>BLAM
>It's just been revoked.

Sully remembah 'ow I said I'd krump ya last?

Das roight boss, ya did!

I waz jus' muckin' about.

>>16832787

"Commander Bell, where is Brother Wallace?"
"Brother D'Angelus, silence."
"Where is Wallace?"
"Battle Brother, take a moment to think."
LOOK AT ME, BELL. WHERE IS BROTHER WALLACE!? I don't want this Inquisitor here, I'll find my own protection with the Emperor. So just get back in your land speeder and get the fuck back down to the Hive!"

a futuristic officer of the law must become judge, jury and executioner to keep the peace in a massive hive city in which law and order has collaps

wait a minute...

A hulking Ork Nob travels to Commorragh to track down a fugitive Wierdboy and bring him to justice for the crime of "ain't bein' orky enuff". After being partnered with a wisecracking Kabalite Warrior, will his unconvential tactics, will they find their quarry or will this odd couple cause more problems than they solve?

>>16832846
>wuz jus' muckin' about

oh fuck my sides...you don't even have to change the title...

>karryin' logz
>feedin' deer-squigz
>flippin' over Rhinos

"OI DON'T BOVVA' ME FRIEND, 'E'S DED TIRED"

Heretic Lord Skylar: "Sorcerer, please, lets stop trying to justify this thing and admit you're in danger"

Sorcerer Heisenberg: "who are you talking to right now? who is it you think you see? Do you know how many thrones I make a year? I mean even if i told you i wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I stopped going to summonings? A cult, big enough to over-run a Segmentum goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No you clearly dont know who your talking to so let me clue you in, I am not in danger Lord Skylar. I am the danger. A heretic opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks. "

>>16832925

>Ork filth, you shall meet your end at the hands of the Astartes!
>OI EATZ BEAKIE BOYZ FOR BREAKFAST
>AND ROIT NOW I'M FEELIN REALLY HUNGRY

>>16832864

you are now picturing an ork fighting a bunch of naked Incubi in a bath-house.

also,

>An ORK? Are you shitting me?!"
>Naw, oi ain't shittin' on yar, bawss.

>>16832860
Lamestream Reporter: What about "due process", tough guy? Fatally shooting a suspect is using "excessive" force!
Cobretti: [shrug] He was killin' people. I used everything I had.

Greenskins?! AHAHAHAHA

Someone please contribute to this,
I was born in the 90's, I never got enough experience with this stuff, but I know something good when I see it.

>>16833127
You and me both buddy.

>>16833127
>>16833146

How to win at thread:
>Google 'cop movie'
>pick one with most comments on IMDB (judge popularity)
>copypaste premise into notepad
>replace main character with 40k reference
>replace locations with 40k reference
>post result
>Winrar.

>>16833127

Washed up Blood Bowl QB turned throne agent Johnny Ultra is sent undercover to investigate a possible Slaaneshi cult that robs for thrills. He feels his affections for the leader growing into a true bromance.

Climax of the film is Ultra firing his hellgun up in the sky and going AAAAAAAH

On a forge/hive world An arbite is tasked with Hunting down experimental thecho-heretical Advanced Human-like servators...

Arbite Deckard: She's a Servator, isn't she?
Magos Tyrell: I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?
Arbite Deckard: I don't get it, Tyrell.
Magos Tyrell: How many questions?
Arbite Deckard: Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.
Magos Tyrell: It took more than a hundred for Rachael, didn't it?
Arbite Deckard: [realizing Rachael believes she's human] She doesn't know.
Magos Tyrell: She's beginning to suspect, I think.
Arbite Deckard: Suspect? How can it not know what it is

Arbite Deckard: [presents scale for examination] Megasaur?
Magos-biologis: [examines scale with bionic eye] I think it was manufactured locally... finest quality... superior workmanship. There is a maker's serial number... 9-9-0-6-9-4-7-X-B-7-1. Interesting. *Not* Megasaur. *Grox* scale!

In da 41st Millenium, a crack Kommando unit was sent to prison by a klan court for a crime they didn't commit. Dese boyz promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Eastern Fringe underground. Today, still wanted by da warboss, they survive as freebooterz. If you's got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find 'em, maybe you can hire... da G-Team.

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