Thread Title Description Tags Added Score November 2008 3055726 Mike’s All-Purpose Insanity Table! Had enough of being a big, bad goddamn hero all the time? Try investigating elder Gods and deathless monstrosities – guaranteed to invoke madness!
madness CoC insanity table roll 2008-11-25 0 April 2009 4278898 /tg/ builds a city /tg/ comes up with various ideas for a steampunk mountain city including slave cockroaches, various guilds and more. city, mountain, steampunk, cockroach 2009-04-14 7 June 2009 4772110 Cocky PCs getting into shit. A thread about how your players get a bit over their heads and get into trouble. Some very good stories, including the story about a paladin dying very heroically. d&d cocky players paladin 2009-06-05 5 April 2010 9408898 SUCK THREE DICKS What began as a simple edition war troll became an enlightening discussion about ascertaining the culinary qualities of various dicks. dicks, edition war, Mr. Rage, three, books, cocks, dick, cock 2010-04-25 11 July 2010 11143565 Zerg Quest Cerebrate Anon begins the "What the fuck" brood. Hilarity ensues. Also, rape. Cerebrate Anon, rapelings, dicklings, cocklisks, ernie, bernie 2010-07-15 47 October 2010 12357292 Lord of Cocks "At the end of the session that I just came from, one of my players declared himself, publicly, the Lord of Cocks."
And then the thread was full of ideas about the proper response and repercussions for this Cocks, dicks, God, God of Cocks, One-eyed King, Cock Salesmen, Cock Duel 2010-10-07 42 12459883 CoC Monster in the Mirror A story of monsters, mirrors, and bad ends. CoC, Call of Cthulhu, Bad End, Creepy 2010-10-16 5 12604884 Monster in the Mirror : Act 3 Sometimes winning costs everything else. CoC, Call of Cthulhu, Creepy 2010-10-29 0 November 2010 12661791 Rock and Roll CoC Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Nat King Cole, and Frank Sinatra play a benefit concert for the damned, hijinks ensue. Call of Cthulhu, Rock and Roll, DM, CoC 2010-11-03 2 December 2010 13050054 Funny stuff that has happened in your games. Starts off with a man trying to kill himself with a dog that walks on TWO FEET. And just sky rockets from there. CoC, Humor, Fun, TWO FEET 2010-12-06 12 March 2011 14288556 Call of Cthulhu advice and file dump Running a Call of Cthulhu game plus the books you need. CoC, Cthulhu, GM Tools, Downloads 2011-03-19 0 April 2011 14755334 Tabletop 'NOPE' Moments OP invites /tg/ to post tales from their game tables which have made them 'nope'.
One tale from CoC in particular captures /tg/'s attention. Call of cthulhu, CoC, nope, scary, terrifying, story time, stories 2011-04-29 10 June 2011 15187045 The Epic of John Cockburn Drawfag unites with /tg/ to craft a battle scene between two random shmucks. Hilarity ensues John Cockburn, Oswald Jones IV, Fish, Mop 2011-06-07 20 August 2011 15990640 Melek Tau - the psionic peacocks In their world, beauty is power, and they are the most beautiful. Peacock feathers and camp-gay elegance everywhere. Also, psychic knife-fighting. To them, David Bowie is Chuck Norris. FABULOUS! peacocks, psychic, psionic, beautiful, FABULOUS, bitch you did not just diss my haircut 2011-08-20 23 October 2011 16525254 Song of Fire and Ice P3 StrongCock starts to consolidate their hold, crazy shenanigans start happening Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Collective Game, Strongcock Quest 2011-10-05 8 16534349 Song of Fire and Ice P4 Durian finally arrives, hunt goes wrong, crazy shenanigans Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Collective Game, Strongcock Quest 2011-10-06 8 16542494 Song of Fire and Ice Quest P5 Song of Fire and Ice quest P4 Edyth gets married to Durian Song of Fire and Ice Quest,Stroncock quest, Collective Game 2011-10-07 8 16572797 Song of Fire and Ice P6 Song of Fire and Ice, discovered who was behind the plot of bandits, then watched as Stark DISPENSED JUSTICE Song of Fire and Ice Quest, Strongcock Quest, Collective game 2011-10-10 7 16594675 Song of Fire and Ice P7 Song of Fire and Ice, found a mercenary camp set out to fight you, paid by an unknown benefactor Song of fire and Ice quest, Strongcock quest, collective Game 2011-10-12 8 16616021 Song of Fire and Ice P8 Coal mine was finished and quarry has been enlarged, Merwyn needs supplies to help Calum Song of fire and Ice quest, Strongcock quest, collective Game 2011-10-14 6 December 2011 17382585 Creepy Call of Cthulhu notes. What do you hand your player when they lose sanity? One GM shares his tricks, while others chime in with their own experiences. CoC, Creepy, Cthuhu, Madness, GM, rpg, 2011-12-31 7 January 2012 17449318 Megacorp Quest: A New Beginning It's not the old one, but it might be just as good. We'll just have to see where our new found cocaine addiction leads us. Megacorp, corp, corporation, cocaine, XCOM, quest, collective game, Megacorp Quest 2012-01-07 5 March 2012 18519935 IRL Instances of Sanity Loss Anecdotes about hallucinations and other bizarre experiences. sanity,CoC,mental illness 2012-03-31 26 August 2012 20476321 Corruption of Champions: ANGER EDITION In which a young Angry Marine and Musclewizard by the name of ANGER boldly strides into a new world, to cast Fist upon heretical abominations in the Emperors name. Corruption of Champions: Knighthood, Angry Marine, Collective Game, CoC, Corruption of Champions, SPACE MARINE , 40K, Emperor, Muscle Wizard 2012-08-26 20 October 2012 21057598 CoC Haunted House Brainstorm OP asks for non mythos stuff to put in a haunted house, gets it. Call of Cthulhu. CoC, Lovecraft, haunted, horror, scary, spooky 2012-10-10 2 21201927 Danny Devito-s So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito, but I'm encountering a lot So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito, but I'm encountering a lot So, I want to make a setting where everyone So, I want to make a setting where everyone is Danny DeVito... Danny, Devito, late night tg, actor, cockroaches, science, what, the, fuck, is, going, on, in, this, thread 2012-10-20 46 November 2013 28086458 CoC Advice Thread Good advice for new Call of Cthulu DM's and players CoC, Call of Cthulu, advice 2013-11-03 5 February 2014 30148554 Errant the Star-Crossed Knight Quest Send this Knight on a Glorious quest to find the family cockring! Collective Game, Star-Crossed Knight, Cockring 2014-02-11 12 March 2014 31063278 CoC Mythos scenarios and plothooks A collection of mostly original plothooks for Call of Cthulhu and Delta Green games. Also has Mister Trashbags, the baby shoggoth. CoC, Mythos, hooks, plothooks, shoggoth, 2014-03-27 5 June 2014 32656527 Halfling Quest III: Wyrm Eater Heilyn copes with having just killed someone, and works towards escaping her father's "Training". Collective Game, Halfling Quest, Drunken Antics, Dead Fathers, Deadbeat Fathers, Massive CoC, Wyrm Eater 2014-06-08 4 July 2014 33120151 Harpy Species, Intelligence and Mannerisms What starts off as a thread discussing the likelihood of Harpies becoming a world power through aerial martial strength (d)evolves into a discussion about dumb Dodo-Harpies, foul-mouthed Cockney-Harpies and, of course, Harpy mating habits. Harpy, harpies, dodo, dumb, cockney, fetish, world building, monsters, monstergirls, I'll fight u m8 I swear on me mum 2014-07-02 20 August 2014 33815206 Cursed_Apprentice_Quest Your a wizards apprentice who gets back-stabbed and turned into a shota wacky hijinks ensue on a quest to reverse the curse before we unage into an infant shota, Agro, Cursed_Apprentice, Quest, huge cocks, pumpkin farming, OP needs to sleep, 2014-08-01 12 January 2015 37105387 Capitalizing Cthulhu OP proposes a CoC campaign based off Ayn Rand. /tg/ proves itself impossible to troll and Bioshock+Lovecraft, Galt as a Mi-Go trying to lure the "best" of humanity into a trap so he can extract their brains, railroads spelling out the Elder Sign and Yithians complaining about people stealing their technology. Objectivism, Bioshock, CoC, Cthulhu, Lovecraft,Cultists, Campaign Hooks, Better then it sounds, 2015-01-01 12 37611420 Cancerbugs: The Civilization there is a limiter on the mutation, I swear! insect, civ, civilization, collective game, formian, Scarcock Trollfister 2015-01-26 2 37629415 Coconut and Lychee Juice: a Story of Endurance An anon's foray into a possible DM-side drink has gone wrong. Oh so horribly wrong. drink, fortitude save, CON check, put the juice in the coconut, possible trading card game, /ck/ related, just go to the hospital already 2015-01-26 7 February 2015 38134108 Horrific monstrosities of the deep sea /tg/ talks about some of the real-life abominations native to the deep sea, concludes that Aquaman is actually pretty badass. Also worldbuilding. Deep Sea, Monster, CoC, Terror, Abyss, Kill It With Fire, Abomination, Aquaman, Mermaids, Merfolk, 2015-02-19 10 September 2015 42567671 Overlord Light Novel Quest 1 The start and happenning Collective Game, Overlord Light Novel Quest, Cocktease 2015-09-18 0 October 2015 42864523 Battlecock (LEGO Quest) The reign of King Cluck begins. LEGO, Chicken, Battlecock, Collective Game 2015-10-03 4 42883413 LEGO quest #2 Reign of king Cluck Mother Clucker goes to the town LEGO, Chicken, Battlecock, Collective Game 2015-10-08 1 January 2016 44606692 Space Cocks Quest A quest about futuristic cock fighting. We get our first cock, get our first generation of chicks and participate in our first fight! Quest, Collective Game, Space Cocks Quest 2016-01-07 7 44671546 Orc Bouncer Quest Simmons runs a one-shot. collective game, orc, bouncer, club, party, orc cock, tiny elf dick, drow 2016-01-10 13 44891100 Sympathetic Eldritch Abominations A discussion on eldritch abominations which find us just as strange and SAN Loss-inducing as we find them. worldbuilding, monster, monsters, cosmic horror, lovecraft, CoC, Alienist, 2016-01-21 6 December 2017 56570631 Imprisoned Ancient Evils /tg/ discusses the concept of hibernating cosmic horrors and worldbuilds their own examples. lovecraft, call of cthulhu, CoC, eldritch abomination, worldbuilding, 2017-12-07 6 May 2020 4257585 American High School Quest #1 In the mid-1990s, an lesser-known son of the Thundercock dynasty finds himself stranded on a strange new world! chad, thundercock, isekai, catgirl,adventure 2020-05-23 3 June 2020 4296316 American High School Quest #2 Bruce Thundercock faces off Arikzastan of the Rolling City! chad, thundercock, isekai, catgirl,adventure 2020-06-16 2 July 2020 4337096 American High School Quest #3 After the battle, the Chadforce seeks to learn where the mysterious Idol of Izochark hailed from! thundercock,isekai 2020-07-10 1 December 2020 4562161 40K P.D.F. QUEST I The pleasure world of vexis has an unexpected hero in their ranks. Flak(e)trooper, 40K P.D.F. QUEST, Imperial Guard, WH40K, Warhammmer 40000, Warhammer 40k, Rick "the snick", Princecock Clan 2020-12-13 12 4568988 40K P.D.F. Quest II /drukhari scumbags edition/ Miracles happen with some extremely lucky rolls. Lot's of praying. Some Memes. Ending of this chapter. Flak(e)trooper, 40K P.D.F. QUEST, Imperial Guard, WH40K, Warhammmer 40000, Warhammer 40k, Rick "the snick", Princecock Clan 2020-12-16 10 July 2021 4866191 Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #2 David captures a pirate, raids a gang HQ, meets an old Grey and goes hunting. HFY, HFW Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game, USA, Marine 2021-07-02 10 August 2021 4900701 Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #3 David goes hunting, gets hunted himself, gets into trouble, builds some armor and goes scavenging HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game 2021-08-01 6 4941633 Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #4 David takes care of some pirates, recruits a cabinboy, a robot and the best girl. Also he punches a ghost to death. HFY, HFW Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game, USA, Marine 2021-08-27 6 October 2021 4976072 Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #5 David forges some funky metal, trains with his crew, finally gets laid and ATF's someone's dog HFY, HFW Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Collective Game, USA, Marine 2021-10-02 0 November 2021 5014552 Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #6 David hijacks a ship, makes contact with Gron and decides to change sides. HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine 2021-11-22 2 January 2022 5062182 Humanity - Fuck Yeah! #7 David and Cylia deal with a worm while Clank flexes on some aliens. HFY, HFY Quest, Humanity, David Rockefeller, David, Cochrane, CochraneQM, Cat-Girl, Goblin, Shortstack, Collective Game, USA, Marine 2022-01-04 0