Thread Title Description Tags Added Score August 2009 5486355 Eurides Calis/Khorna, psyker-chan/guardsman writefaggery Anonymous writefag completes the story of Eurides Calis and Khorna, and posts psyker-chan and guardsman story as well Eurides Calis , Khorna , psyker-chan , guardsman , writefaggotry , 40k 2009-08-17 1 August 2010 11530867 Guardsman Quest 3 Our guardsman goes through a fucked up dream sequence, gets (possibly fake) memories back, and raids the armory finally. Guardsman Quest , Guardsman , Imperial Guard , Quest , Collective Game 2010-08-05 5 11547558 Guardsman Quest IV O=In which our noble Guardsman loots the armory, and meets Frank, the elevator Demon. Good times are had, he has a chat with Death, and meets Cog, a techpriest. Guardsman Quest , Quest , Collective Game , Guardsman , Imperial Guard 2010-08-06 2 January 2011 13444943 Shy Guardsman III The story of Klightus and Bethany continues to continue Shy Guardsman , Klightus , Bethany , Amaia , Guardsman , Sisters of Battle 2011-01-09 27 13541792 Shy Guardsman IV The final part of Klightus' and Bethany's story. Shy Guardsman , Klightus , Bethany , Amaia , Wiprecht , Guardsman , Sisters of Battle 2011-01-16 29 February 2011 13904170 Klightus and Bethany get married At long last, Shy Guardsman gives us the long-awaited account of Klightus and Bethany's wedding. What better day than Valentine's Day to tell the story. Shy Guardsman , Klightus , Bethany , Amaia , Wiprecht , Guardsman , Sisters of Battle 2011-02-15 35 August 2011 16115726 Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid Edition A friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think
40k , nids , tyranids , propaganda , truth , guardsmen , guardsman , imperium , humor , teaching , lessons , informative , IG , Imperial Guard , Imperial Guardsmen 2011-08-30 5 December 2011 17067317 Heretical Love Maximus Decarus the last surviving member of his guardsman unit, must survive, and potentially prosper (in the coin of delicious xenos ass) in a world seemingly out to kill him off specifically. Collective Game , guardsman , xenos , writefagging 2011-12-01 28 January 2013 22668478 Hormissar Gaunt Part 1 The beginning of the tales of Hormissar Gaunt, the legendary commissar. Hormissar Gaunt Quest , Hormissar , Hormissar Gaunt , Tyranid , Guardsman , Imperial , Collective Game , 2013-01-19 26 22686889 Hormissar Gaunt Part 2 The Adventures Continue! We have more Steak, more Guardifexes, and more fun! Hormissar Gaunt Quest , Hormissar , Hormissar Gaunt , Tyranid , Guardsman , Imperial , Collective Game , Steak , Guardifex. 2013-01-21 15 February 2014 30020961 Expendable Quest Imperial Guardsman fated to die terribly turns out to be not-so-expendable. One-shot collective_game , 40K , guardsman , Expendable_Quest , one-shot , oneshot 2014-02-05 27 March 2014 30754093 What /tg/ does with the drunken sailor We have discovered a horrifying reality. There are people who have never heard that song and new versions are pitched Sea Shanty , Songs , What Should We Do With The Drunken Sailor , The Drunken fa/tg/uy , Cowardly Guardsman , Muppets Treasure Island 2014-03-12 9 May 2014 31915719 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest We wake up, find out most of our friends are dead, fail at STANDING (gg team) and join a Lady Inquisitor. A Fresh Start (Quest) , Collective Game , 40K , Guardsman , 2014-05-05 34 31960929 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 2 We meet the majority of our team, grab a bite to eat, and may or may not get in a fist fight with Sergeant Zi-I mean Commander Vincent. A Fresh Start (Quest) , Collective Game , 40K , Guardsman, 2014-05-07 22 32002078 A Fresh Start: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 3 We manage to win the sparing match with Vincent, finish our tour, and move on to acquire additional dakka. A Fresh Start (Quest) , Collective Game , 40K , Guardsman, 2014-05-09 20 February 2015 38181397 The All Guardsmen Party and the Greater Good The All Guardsmen Party go to Tau space to track down some vile, xenos-loving traitors. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Tink , Deserter , Bane , Fumbles , Tau , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Greater , Good 2015-02-20 172 March 2015 38376181 Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest With our return comes answers to old questions and the beginnings of new. As always, not all's well in the Imperium. Or the Antebellum. Changing Times (Quest) , Collective Game , 40K , Guardsman, 2015-03-01 12 38585652 Changing Times: An (ex)Guardsman Quest 2 Delving into the dark with Melodi, we learn more about Inquisitor Alexi and get invited for a night out on the town. Changing Times (Quest) , Collective Game , 40K , Guardsman, 2015-03-10 10 June 2015 40747009 The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts Working alongside Astartes! Meeting Orks and 'Nids again! Critfails galore!
It's episode 12. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Drone , Mechanicus , Tech-priest , Xenotech , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Sarge , Twitch , Nubby , Doc , Tink , Aimy , Interrogator Greg Sargent 2015-06-22 169 October 2016 50033219 The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 The party prepares to get ready for their new mission, while being hated by their new boss and everyone else. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition, 2016-10-31 100 December 2016 50535024 The All Guardsmen Party and Inquisitor Asshat's Stupid "Stealth" Mission - Part 1 Redux The party gets on the trail of "The Conspiracy" while having to deal with Sciscitat, his team, and other assorted bullshit. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition, 2016-12-05 108 July 2017 1623385 Imperial Guardman quest Jorg Brets, a newbie imperial guardsman, gets his first taste of battle on his very first mission. A one off guardsman quest, anons had fun one off , mini quest , Imperial Guardsman , warhammer 40K , catachanon , first quest 2017-07-02 1 54578358 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 2 The All Guardsmen Party Returns! All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2017-07-29 79 54594909 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 3 The party assists in the acquisition of a spooky box. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2017-07-30 81 February 2018 58159093 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 4 The return of the nightmare superiors. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-02-25 96 58177335 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 5 In which a lot of shit blows up. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-02-26 79 March 2018 58286435 The All Guardsmen Party and the "Stealth" Mission Part 6 Shit goes down with Bane, and Asshat lives up to his name. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-03-04 89 June 2018 60232637 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? Internment in and escape from the laundry-brig All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-06-10 81 July 2018 60621322 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Escape? pt.2 Oak has a drink with the boys and the final mission is planned All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-07-02 81 60800706 The 212th Unimportant and the Space Hulk A Guardsman Recruit of the 212th Unimportant Infantry Regiment asks /tg/ how to survive in a Space Hulk warhammer 40k , guardsman , Collective Game , roleplaying 2018-07-14 3 November 2018 62972087 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.1 The Guardsmen get sentenced to a penal legion and Oak forgets that they are not, in fact, trained Inquisitorial infiltrators. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2018-11-12 84 May 2019 66179418 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.2 The infiltration attempts begin All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2019-05-12 71 July 2019 67512797 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.3 In which Tink and Twitch bring the dead back to life. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2019-07-29 66 June 2022 84882054 The All Guardsmen Party and the Inquisitorial Penal Legion pt.4 Everything goes sideways repeatedly. Again. All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2022-06-12 88 October 2022 86390441 The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Debrief Don't worry, everything's going Just As Planned. Or it WOULD BE IF YOU HADN'T- All Guardsmen Party , Storytime , Dark Heresy , 40k , Warhammer , Story , Shoggy , Only War , Guardsmen , Guardsman , Adeptus Mechanicus , Inquisition 2022-10-16 65