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October 2008
2816740How do your gaming sessions go? (Narrated)Fa/tg/uys take the time to describe how their sessions go about.Roleplaying, DnD, Dungeons, Dragons, Narrated,2008-10-16 0 
January 2009
3323726Troy McClure: 4e CombatTroy McClure comes to inform little Billy - and /tg/ - of the wonders of 4e combat.Simpsons, Troy McClure, 4e, 4th Edition, D&D, Dungeons and Dragons2009-01-06 8 
May 2009
4486089RPing an AlienistAwesome thread full of suggestions on playing a wizard touched by the powers of beyond.Insanity, Dungeons and Dragons, Call of Cthulhu, horror2009-05-07 5 
June 2009
4734623Dungeons and Dragons: Satan's ToolWe discuss of DnD is a tool of Satan and send letters to evangelical Christians.dungeons and dragons, satan, christians, evangelicals, hell2009-06-02 2 
September 2009
6023844Helm vs BaneHilarious and smooth EFG style roleplay thread in TG about how things have gone to hell in a handbasket since Helm died. He's lonely being dead and Bane shows up to taunt him.dungeons and dragons2009-09-27 11 
November 2009
6591184A New PantheonA new pantheon for D&D 3.5 where the gods are legendary musicians.Dungeons and Dragons, music, musicians2009-11-06 11 
January 2010
7716847Ice AgeAnon asks /tg/ for help making a frozen world and, shockingly, shit gets done.3.5, Dungeons and Dragons, Homebrew, Frostburn2010-01-23 7 
February 2010
818676840th edition D&D Mass Effect RPChatter and humour, Mordin ficMass Effect, Dungeons and Dragons, RP2010-02-20 8 
March 2010
8546647The Tower in the DragonAttempt to troll with macrofur art turns into civilized discussion about the practical ways to resolve the situation within the D&D universe. Never change, /tg/.Dungeons and Dragons, Dragon, Tower, discussion2010-03-13 5 
May 2010
9929866How to Make D&D Horror WorkAnother advice thread for running creepy games. D&D, Dungeons&Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Creepy, Horror, Advice2010-05-20 5 
September 2010
12233118Dragon Quest IIIYoung red dragon out to explore the world, gain a hoard, power, and all that. Now with Kobold Manservant and Succubus/Erinyes Consort! [We're still a bit unsure on that.] Finish robbing a Wizard's tower, get laid with aforementioned hell-chick, and get a job that may or may not have a nod to Cthulhu Mythos. fantasy, D&D, dragons, dragon, dragon quest, adventure, RPG, dungeons, wizard, heist, job,2010-09-27 30 
12246179Dragon Quest IVGet paid, look into a cult, win past a wizard, and start learning magic. A busy day for a red dragon, particularly when all done polymorphed as a 'lesser race'. A fun read and installment, with potentially far-reaching events.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic2010-09-28 27 
12269050Dragon Quest VMore investigating a disappearance. For cash and considerations, of course. May have accidentally drowned the person we're trying to find while trying to loot a pirate ship, and ran into Jerrik, our manservant and now P.R. agent again. All in a days work for an dragon among the lesser races. Also: /tg/'s dice are sentient, and hate us. Viciously.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic, pirate, orc,2010-09-30 24 
October 2010
12304272Dragon Quest VISlow start, but we get a good start on our hoard, including some magical gubbinz, learn some new things about certain people, and find an elder-god style cult. Damn elder gods always screwing around in our reality.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic, pirate, orc, cult, 2010-10-03 23 
12314471Dragon Quest VIICibach Azaladon, young-adult age category red dragon, is out to see the world, gain empire, hoard, love (or at least mate,) and power. Glorious power. Under the 'knowledge is power' theory, we manage to bust up an evil cult, and rescue a servant the local god of knowledge who is as much more than she seems as we are. Also, we get to drop the hammer in dragon-form.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic, pirate, orc, cult, gold, VII, 7, seven2010-10-04 24 
12329848Dragon Quest VIIICygnis, the Gold we rescued, offers us an in on local politics, as well as a fairly decent bribe. We accept, and start plotting about how to off her. Necessities are arranged for, and meetings are scheduled. Wonderfully productive. Short, but lots of text. Plotting and maneuvering.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, erinyes, wizard, magic, pirate, cult, gold, VIII, 8, eight2010-10-05 22 
12359001"Monster" races and artistic forms.Figure out the signature artistic forms of (mostly) D&D monster races. d&d, dungeons and dragons, monsters, society2010-10-07 7 
12397403Dragon Quest XIInterrogating a captive, taking care of a few items of business, converting captive to minion, and presenting Scinnari her gift. Finally, a new task, and corroboration that the cult we fought is still in action. Slow night, but fairly productive.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, cult, magic2010-10-11 24 
12433858Dragon Quest XIIIWe further investigate the cult and discover that the wizard Kazmiri is deeply involved with the cult of the Binder. Also, we get arrested.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dungeons, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-10-14 23 
12479383Dragon Quest XIVGet saved by a cultist pretending to be Arman, catch him on it, with Scinnari's help, then get Cygnis to help us walk into an ambush. (and have her on hands so as to manipulate her easier.) Traps, then cult-huntan' ensue. Stop right before we get to save/kill Arman.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, cult, magic2010-10-18 23 
12493266Dragon Quest XVSmash the cult, rescue Arman, use superior memory to trip up W-D, and unveil sinister plans. Manage to get a little closer with Cygnis, too.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, cult, fantasy, magic2010-10-19 23 
12557364Dragon Quest XVIThuron turns out to be a snake creature in disguise and answers some questions about the cult, the Unspeakable One, and what will happen if the cult succeeds. Cygnis continues to grow more dependent on us, Scinnari is a bit tight-lipped when questioned about her past, and we finally get a serious lair up and running with the help of our kobold minions. Also, we get invited to a party by the Sealord.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-10-25 22 
12570611Dragon Quest XVII We buy some gunpower, find out more about Sealord and council members, get hired(in guise of Ladon "Blackjack") by Scinnari to get rid of Brother Arman and btw the cult of the Unspeakable One has plans concerning the lighthouse. Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-10-26 23 
12592656Dragon Quest XVIIIThe Sealord's ball. One of Drac's minions tries to buy our loyalty, though we opt for keeping our options open for now. Scinnari makes quite a splash, Lydon confirms that Drac is a cultist, and an elderly snake creature crashes the party with the obligatory cryptic warning. Plot, plot everywhere.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-10-28 23 
November 2010
12634766Dragon Quest XIXWe have the displeasure of meeting Cygnis' half-brother Azdukashen, discover that (not)Thuron has been murdered, and make plans for stopping the cult. We finally turn Brother Arman over to Finn and Jassa(Scinnari), overhear that she's up to something on the side, and start looking for our next target, the merchant captain Andarr. We also wine and dine both Asha and Cygnis behind Scinnari's back, but get very possessive about Scinnari herself.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-01 24 
12658152Otherkin: A Cautionary TaleYou know what's bad? Insanity. You know what's terrifying? Not knowing you're insane. You know what's worse than either? Otherkin.Otherkin, Soulbond, soulbonding, Warning, Caution, Faggotry, D&D, Dungeons & Dragons, Terrible, madness, insanity, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here2010-11-03 16 
12669869Dragon Quest XXWe go searching for the temple. Along the way we roast a ship, kill a dragon turtle, and find a cursed sword. Cygnis shows up with word that the Sealord and the cult are stepping up their timetable for the lighthouse.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-04 23 
12715111Dragon Quest XXIWe get a ride home and talk to a really knowledgeable crystal, finally getting some long awaited answers. It also seems to like us. Az is less pleased, and we troll him masterfully. The cult is on the move and has started the ritual as well as captured our ladies, so we swoop in to the rescue and prepare for the climax of the cult arc.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-08 23 
12752230Dragon Quest XXIIIWe plan how to get rid of Azdukashen, "Blackjack" introduce the Captain Finn to the mr. dagger and reaches agreement with Jassa.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-11 22 
12797702Dragon Quest XXIVThe council puts us on trial. As a reward for saving Freeport from the cult they try to kick us out of the city. Ungrateful bastards. Mostly debate.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-15 23 
12835112Dragon Quest XXVAz is at our mercy and we finally get a chance to do some good old fashioned villainous gloating before we have Scinnari kill him. Writer-Dude shows off his skills, to the delight of all.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-18 23 
12928664Dragon breeds discussion.Starts out as a question about mongrel dragons (Half this type, half that,). Ends up with lengthy discussion of dragons, lots of random questions, some images, vague stats for the Candy-corn Dragon, and more than some people ever wanted to know about dragons. (And exactly as much as others wanted to know.) Addendum: There are WAAAAAY too many types of dragons.candy corn, candycorn, candy-corn, dragon, dragons, fantasy, mongrel, halfbreed, dungeons, D&D2010-11-26 11 
December 2010
13041443Dragon Quest XXVIIWe reel Asha in and almost kill her, though eventually decide against it when it comes down to a real vote. We begin fortifying Mza and are attacked by naval forces from Morinth and Rhasver.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-12-06 23 
13204751Dragon Quest XXVIII We defeat the Rhasver force sent to take Mza and ransom the prisoners back to them. Then we time skip forward, in which we explore Mza and expand the town. We try to spy on people, but the dice get in the way again. We do, however, snag an Orb of Storms.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dungeons, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-12-19 23 
13244947Dragon Quest XXIX Town of Mza grows, we master the Orb of Storm, get more information about the Binder. We also scavenge few ships from city of Azar, which has been destroyed by Undead.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dungeons, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-12-22 24 
13302897Dungeon ShopA dungeon shop, run by a beholder. All customers welcome!Dungeon, Shop, Beholder, Dungeons and Dragons2010-12-27 6 
January 2011
13557466Dragon Quest XXXInvestigating Azar. Necromantic apocalypse, reluctant rulers, and Black dragon Lord and Masters.Dragon, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, Collective Game,2011-01-18 21 
13645239Dragon Quest XXXIIIWe make our move against the adventurers, though it goes relatively poorly. We capture two, finish our immediate business in Beren, and set to work breaking our new acquisitions. We also have a chat with Scinnari about her loyalties and annex a port city.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-01-25 23 
February 2011
13734638Dragon Quest XXXIVAngst and rage between waifufags and anti-waifufags, Black Dragons causing acid rains, Scinnari being pregnant and we create the storm of the Century.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-01 23 
13806562Dragon Quest XXXVAzar is reclaimed by Tashz and the black dragon there is killed. We travel to the court of Tashzmir and start nosing around in the local politics, though the major players don't seem particularly interested in us. Relatively short for a DQ thread.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-07 23 
13831803OmnitrollWhat happens when you go stitching troll body parts together? you get the omnitroll, that's what.troll, dungeons and dragons, dnd, omnitroll2011-02-09 7 
13891064Dragon Quest XXXVIThe Party Ends. It was fun. Now we Plan.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-14 23 
14000966Dragon Quest XXXVIIWe resurrect Mza's volcano, the dwarves strike adamantine, and Scinnari lays an egg. Seffy has also been busy building her domain, and we plot to undermine her. Wraps up with a potential lead on the "Twice-Bound," which might help us learn more about the Binder.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-23 22 
March 2011
14107297Dungeons and DragonsChum the Dashing Bastard, begins play on a mission to get enough money to keep his childhood orphanage open for future generations. The first stop: The Weeping Keep. He's on a mission from GodDungeons and Dragons, Quest, Collective Game, Rogue, Chum2011-03-03 5 
1412532933 Wights ChallengeOP poses a Challenge to /tg/ on how to destroy 33 wights packed into a small room as adventurers no higher then 3rd level. Devolves into GM dickery involving a Wight using a Wright Bone tension bow to set a oil smeared door on fire.DnD, Undead, Challenge, Dungeons and Dragons2011-03-05 6 
14130012Everything /tg/ Hates about D&DThe boring and overdone tropes and cliches that we all know and hate in our Roleplaying games.D&D, dungeons and dragons, noobs, that guy, DMing, faggotry, kenders, cliches, RAGE2011-03-05 0 
April 2011
14440223Dungeons the DragoningWhat /tg/ initially assumes to be an April fools joke is turned on its head and revealed to be a complete and comprehensive homebrew system. Homebrew, Dungeons the Dragoning, April Fools2011-04-02 536 
14628575The Addams Family (Da da da dum)A player reveals his DM has used the Addams family as the BBEG of the campaign. Discussion over just how fucked he is ensues, along with a lot of extraneous stuff.Addams Family, Dungeons and Dragons, Cooked Halfling, DM2011-04-18 10 
May 2011
14779398Dragon Quest XLVIHammering out details of timeskip. Fucking up a black, considering freeing Soulless, starting on alchemy and wizardry guilds, kobolds again, and invasion of Avariel cities. Oh, and a Draconic Who's-who at the end of the thread.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-05-02 22 
14917435Dragon Quest XLIXWherein we visit Morinth, find out that some femme-mages just can't be reasoned with, and then go to war with Rhasaver. And win!Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-05-14 23 
15005410Dragon Quest LThe war with Rhasver ends, we pick up a new city for our troubles. Seffy gets greedy and starts demanding obscene amounts of gold and adamantine as payment unless we marry her and merge our kingdoms. Meanwhile, some devils are making trouble for Scinnari and her superior is cheating her out of recognition for her work.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-05-22 27 
15092314The Greatest Party EverA tale of dungeons and dragons, eternally retold. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!Awesome, Game Session, Thousands of years ago, Dungeons and Dragons, GM, Epic, BBEG2011-05-29 2 
June 2011
15189000Dragon Quest LIIWe have a chat with Azyra about her new friends and manage our growing kingdom. Slower and shorter thread than usual.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-06-08 23 
15222327Dragon Quest LIIIYuan-Ti problems, Nehm being strangely curt in obedience, being happy with Azyra, cooling relationship with Seffy, and a new problem warlord to the north. And much too much irreverent arguing between players.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-06-11 26 
15375337Dragon Quest XLVIMostly dealing with a certain protegee. Some Nehmeska trying to get on our nerves. And someone who may be after Cygnis.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-06-25 22 
July 2011
15483779Peg-Leg Dave DnD StorytimeDave relates an awesome story about two friends, a massive cooperative-DMed DnD campaign, and the quest to bring down a Mary-Sue empire of elves.Storytime, Dungeons and Dragons, Awesome2011-07-05 54 
August 2011
15998909Tips for D&DRecovering Powergamer enlightens us with good tips for players and DMstips, tricks, D&D, dungeons & dragons, tabletop, RPG, 3.52011-08-20 5 
16109529Dragon Quest LIVWherein we play as a group of adventurers investigating Mza and Lord Prestor.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-08-30 20 
September 2011
16389889Caught Off GuardITT shit players said that caught you off guard and/or made you laugh out loudPlayer stories, Dungeons & Dragons, Roleplaying, GURPS, Call of Cthulhu, Warhammer 40k, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer2011-09-23 15 
16457297Dragon Quest LVWe track down the adventurers and bring them back to Mza.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-09-29 22 
October 2011
16487506Dragon Quest LVIWe finally subdue the adventurers and have words with Scinnari and Azyra.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-10-02 22 
16585489Storytime threadA sober storytiem spins another yarn of an awesome campaign. And some other stuff from Anons.Awesome, storytime, storytiem, Dungeons and Dragons, Captain Falcon2011-10-11 13 
16635054Dragon Quest LVIIIWe finally get around to killing the sorcerer, have a chat with Azyra about her future, learn Zevaana's true name, and try to figure out what to do about the brass dragon in our basement.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-10-16 21 
November 2011
16809106Storytime Thread: Part TwoStorytiem continues his tale, the Pope of Faerun is created, and a drawfag drops in.Awesome, storytiem, storytime, Dungeons and Dragons, Faerun, Alphonse, armchair2011-11-02 47 
16859494BagworldA dimension where all Bags of Holding placed inside each other deposit their treasures.d&d, dungeons, dragons, bagworld, treasure, bag of holding2011-11-06 68 
16867884Bagworld cont.In continuation of the Bagworld Setting, some parameters are defined.d&d, dungeons, dragons, bagworld, treasure, bag of holding2011-11-08 6 
December 2011
17330530Dungeons the Dragoning Book 2Lawfulnice give a Christmas present to all of /tg/: Dungeons: The Dragoning: 40,000: 7th Edition: Book 2: For a Few Subtitles More and a new edition of the core rulebookHomebrew, Dungeons the Dragoning, Christmas2011-12-26 92 
January 2012
17482364Whatever happened to Ozzmar?When one anon wonders if a screencapped story ever had a conclusion, the original poster steps up and continues the epic tale.storytime, awesome, paladin, Dungeons and Dragons, screencaps2012-01-10 23 
17508586Alternative Mind Flayer FluffInspired by a thread the night before, writefaggotry is made concerning insane Elder Brain supercomputers and the Mind Flayers who came to worship them.Illithid, Mind Flayer, Elder Brain, Writefaggotry, Dungeons & Dragons2012-01-12 10 
17555364STORYTIEM Part 3Alphonse, Tim, Arthur and Rekrabbob return with a force to meet new friends and new enemies.storytime, Dungeons and Dragons, Alphonse, Faerun2012-01-17 20 
February 2012
180257184chan Adventuring CompanyJust what it says on the tin. A refugee from /b/ seeks to create an RPG with the boards of 4chan as the PCs. The neckbeards settle on a class for /tg/, seems we can stat everything... but ourselves.adventurers, boards, class, DnD, Dungeons & Dragons, PCs, RPG, stat me 2012-02-20 6 
March 2012
18164806Dragon Quest LXIII: Silver AgeInfiltrating the hold, and wondering WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2012-03-02 13 
April 2012
18587979Dragon Quest LXVIII: Silver AgeWe clean up the worgs with some good rolls for a change, only to walk right into a pair of blue dragons.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2012-04-06 8 
18783425Dragon Quest LXIX: Silver AgeWe talk our way out of a confrontation with the two blues, the gnome plays dead, and we continue our investigation.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2012-04-20 12 
October 2012
20995061Avatar: The Last Air-BinderA discussion about binders, and the campaigns that may spring from them.binder, dungeons and dragons, magic2012-10-06 11 
21187620Deep in a Dungeon, Situation DesperateYou didn't bring a dildo-whittling knife? It's like you WANT to be trapped in a dungeon forever.dungeons, dildos, golems, equipment2012-10-19 27 
December 2012
22153374Dungeons the Dragoning, version 2.012Lawful Nice gives /tg/ another christmas present in the form of a D:tD update.Dungeons the Dragoning, Dungeons, Dragons, Lawful Nice2012-12-21 46 
February 2013
23011737Tucker's Kobolds 2.0: The Critiquingso, /tg/, my FLGS is having a dungeon design contest, and I want to win that motherfucker. its any system, mid-level, judged on storyline, playability, and creativity (based on levels, traps, treasure, creatures, etc). I'm thinking of submitting a "Tucker's Kobolds"-esque idea I've been working on for a while, with a laundry list of nefarious (and surprisingly simple) traps, and a fuckload of Kobold legionnaires. System will be 3.5/PF. I've got about a week and a half, and most of my traps thought out. I would like to ask you, dear /tg/, to help me refine this idea into a gem worthy of a gamestore plaque and $25 gift card. TL;DR please help me critique and refine my kobold dungeon for a contest submission.Kobolds, Tucker's Kobolds, Dungeons, D&D 3.52013-02-07 11 
April 2013
24137119D&D Bust Size Generator/tg/ discusses how one generates bust (and other things) sizes.Dungeons and Dragons, Dungeons & Dragons2013-04-09 6 
24138093The Tale of Tel`rynDowjin tells the story of Tel`ryn and epic level adventuresdowjin, daies, tel`ryn, telarin, rpg, dnd, dungeons and dragons, storytime, writefaggotry2013-04-09 3 
242935605th edition skill derp/tg/ discovers that, according to the DnD Next rules, a typical commoner has a 1 in 4 chance of selling Asmodeus his own dick.5e, Dungeons and Dragons, Next, derp, Asmodeus2013-04-17 67 
243039855th edition skill derp, part 2/tg/ finds out that, according to the DnD Next rules, Asmodeus cannot break can't break down a door. Or lead an army. Or even recognize himself in a mirror. 5e, Dungeons and Dragons, Next, derp, Asmodeus2013-04-18 16 
June 2013
25381032A History of MagesSomeone refluffed Vancian magic, and for once it actually makes a lot of sense.Dungeons & Dragons, Vancian magic, fluff2013-06-12 20 
July 2013
25884110D&D Retarded Stories Stories relating to the experiences of D&D and Pathfinder players and DM/GM's Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, stories thread, stories2013-07-10 5 
November 2013
28152327/tg/ discovers how to go fastOP realizes that with a simple multiclass, a 3.5 character could achieve insane speeds. Later posters discover you could MACH 10 with these stats, and Ded-Ex is invented.3.5, dnd, dungeons and dragon, 3.x, min-maxing2013-11-07 9 
January 2014
29360104D&D Alignment: How very Neutral of you.A few guys actually make some gods-damned sense of D&D alignment.DnD, D&D, Dungeons, Dragons, Planescape, Neutral, Zapp, Brannigan, good, evil, law, chaos, sense, fluff, alignment, explanation, succubus2014-01-08 13 
April 2014
31185680Dungeon Construction CrewsBecause some poor group of assholes has to build the Dungeon of Eternal Suffering for Baron Von Skullfuck.Dungeons, Wizards, Construction Crews, Worksite Safety Concerns, Hard Hats, Bottomless Pits, Unionising2014-04-01 12 
August 2015
42084350Golden Princess DilemmaOP brings in a 'wat do' for a princess that's been magicked into a gold statue by a dragon. Shenanigans, economics, and fetishes ensue.golden, princess, D&D, Dungeons & Dragons, what do, wat do, economics, monstergirls2015-08-30 6 
January 2018
57225239Dungeons the Dragoning sessionSome anon talks about a game he played using Dungeons the Dragoning 40kDungeons the Dragoning2018-01-17 5 
June 2020
73394301D&D Designer Kate Welch breaks up with BoyfriendAnons discuss Kate Welch's breakup and try to make a big deal of it.breakup, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, 5E, Wotc, Wotchstaff, Brap2020-06-25 -10 
February 2021
4672020[Night Market] Prologue: AdriftWe meet our intrepid Dragonborn sailor, Li Yen, as he drifts in the Astral Sea.NightMarket, Collective Game, Night Market Quest, Dungeons & Dragons, D&D, Spelljammer2021-02-28 -2 
January 2022
5090845D&D Dragon Quest You are a dragon, your kind is famous for their power and hunted for their wealth. Let us see what adventures await you from egg to ancient Sunnest, Sun who as landed, Sun's Landing, Gold Dragon, Dungeons&Dragon, Collective Game, Civ-like quest, Kobolds2022-01-04 4 
June 2022
5262293The Mystery Dungeons #7The guild hunts the runaway Team Penultimate in the windy valley, fight against the haughty Diancie, and unwind with some surfing!The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2022-06-06 13 
5297344The Mystery Dungeons #8Treasure Town celebrates the return of Team Poképals (and is promptly destroyed after) and the guild enters taserland.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2022-06-28 4 
July 2022
5320928The Mystery Dungeons #9The Lost Hope Guild finally venture into the Sea of Time to confront Dialga, but become stranded in the Hidden Land.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2022-07-19 3 
August 2022
5350782The Mystery Dungeons #10Ascending Temporal Tower, they breach a realm beyond to clash with gods.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2022-08-14 3 
November 2022
5417897The Mystery Dungeons #12Giant robot fairies and unspeakable horrors. All in a night’s work for LHG.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2022-11-11 2 
December 2022
5461450The Mystery Dungeons #13The guild travels across the continent in a caravan. Meanwhile, they also check out Aegis Cave.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2022-12-22 2 
February 2023
5510217The Mystery Dungeons #14The guild finds adventures hidden in the depths below.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-02-01 1 
March 2023
5557513The Mystery Dungeons #15The nightmare cult has been silenced, and the guild gets their good night rest.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-03-05 4 
April 2023
5597797The Mystery Dungeons #16The guild begins to uncover a plot revolving around Mystery Dungeons through ancient ruins.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-04-09 1 
May 2023
5637501The Mystery Dungeons #17LHG, in pursuit of the past, defies the words of a legendary—soon finding this mystery goes deeper than they thought.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-05-20 1 
July 2023
5669236The Mystery Dungeons #18LHG delves into the mysteries that exceed the normal and breach past the supernatural. Deep below, or high above…The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-07-04 1 
August 2023
5702385The Mystery Dungeons #19Together, the group works together to impede the machinations of the deranged legendary mastermind, all in a bid to save the world.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-08-09 0 
5731296The Mystery Dungeons #20LHG saves the world one last time in the finale.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-08-22 4 
September 2023
5743269The Mystery Dungeons 2e #0The Voice of Life calls out to the void, seeking help from beyond the dimensional veil. New game, new characters!The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-09-26 3 
October 2023
5755695The Mystery Dungeons 2e #1From the burning forests, the exhausted group finds shelter in Baram Town, full of new things to see.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-10-06 2 
5761600Mage Quest #1Mona mac Muirgen seeks to become the very pinnacle of hydromancy, and she's more than willing to bend a few rules for her ambition.Collective Game, Quest, Mage Quest, Fantasy, Dungeons, Adventurers, Hydromancy, World Building, Childhood Friend Wins2023-10-11 20 
November 2023
5790853The Mystery Dungeons 2e #2In the ashes of burnt forests, deep in dreams, and in the wake of grand theft piracy, the ex-humans try to acclimatize in the chaos.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2023-11-23 1 
January 2024
5855707The Mystery Dungeons 2e #3The discomfort of the dreamscape haunts the minds of the humans, troubled further by a restless disease they know nothing of.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2024-01-13 2 
February 2024
5893347The Mystery Dungeons 2e #4A burnt château rises once more from the ash, and the humans take a chance to play in the past.The Mystery Dungeons, Collective Game, Pokemon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon2024-02-27 0 
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