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September 2010
12185849Dragon Quest IIA young-adult red dragon, out to see the world, accumulate the requisite dragon-hoard, gain power, wealth, minions, and artifacts. Of course, we start out by robbing a wizard. Perhaps we aren't as bright as we think we are. D&D 3.5 setting. -ish.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing2010-09-23 33 
12233118Dragon Quest IIIYoung red dragon out to explore the world, gain a hoard, power, and all that. Now with Kobold Manservant and Succubus/Erinyes Consort! [We're still a bit unsure on that.] Finish robbing a Wizard's tower, get laid with aforementioned hell-chick, and get a job that may or may not have a nod to Cthulhu Mythos. fantasy, D&D, dragons, dragon, dragon quest, adventure, RPG, dungeons, wizard, heist, job,2010-09-27 30 
12246179Dragon Quest IVGet paid, look into a cult, win past a wizard, and start learning magic. A busy day for a red dragon, particularly when all done polymorphed as a 'lesser race'. A fun read and installment, with potentially far-reaching events.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic2010-09-28 27 
12269050Dragon Quest VMore investigating a disappearance. For cash and considerations, of course. May have accidentally drowned the person we're trying to find while trying to loot a pirate ship, and ran into Jerrik, our manservant and now P.R. agent again. All in a days work for an dragon among the lesser races. Also: /tg/'s dice are sentient, and hate us. Viciously.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic, pirate, orc,2010-09-30 24 
October 2010
12304272Dragon Quest VISlow start, but we get a good start on our hoard, including some magical gubbinz, learn some new things about certain people, and find an elder-god style cult. Damn elder gods always screwing around in our reality.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic, pirate, orc, cult, 2010-10-03 23 
12314471Dragon Quest VIICibach Azaladon, young-adult age category red dragon, is out to see the world, gain empire, hoard, love (or at least mate,) and power. Glorious power. Under the 'knowledge is power' theory, we manage to bust up an evil cult, and rescue a servant the local god of knowledge who is as much more than she seems as we are. Also, we get to drop the hammer in dragon-form.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, wizard, magic, pirate, orc, cult, gold, VII, 7, seven2010-10-04 24 
12329848Dragon Quest VIIICygnis, the Gold we rescued, offers us an in on local politics, as well as a fairly decent bribe. We accept, and start plotting about how to off her. Necessities are arranged for, and meetings are scheduled. Wonderfully productive. Short, but lots of text. Plotting and maneuvering.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, erinyes, wizard, magic, pirate, cult, gold, VIII, 8, eight2010-10-05 22 
12352461Dragon Quest IXWe prepare various gifts for the women in our life, meet some new minions, and come down with an inexplicable case of the MUAHAHAHAs.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-10-07 25 
12377973Dragon Quest XSwagfest time. We also find out that Captain Cibach Azal isn't a morning person.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-10-09 22 
12397403Dragon Quest XIInterrogating a captive, taking care of a few items of business, converting captive to minion, and presenting Scinnari her gift. Finally, a new task, and corroboration that the cult we fought is still in action. Slow night, but fairly productive.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, cult, magic2010-10-11 24 
12412133Dragon Quest XIIWe go investigating the cult again at Brother Arman's request, get robbed, and roast some people. Once again the dice prove to be troublesome little buggers.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-10-12 23 
12433858Dragon Quest XIIIWe further investigate the cult and discover that the wizard Kazmiri is deeply involved with the cult of the Binder. Also, we get arrested.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dungeons, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-10-14 23 
12479383Dragon Quest XIVGet saved by a cultist pretending to be Arman, catch him on it, with Scinnari's help, then get Cygnis to help us walk into an ambush. (and have her on hands so as to manipulate her easier.) Traps, then cult-huntan' ensue. Stop right before we get to save/kill Arman.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, cult, magic2010-10-18 23 
12493266Dragon Quest XVSmash the cult, rescue Arman, use superior memory to trip up W-D, and unveil sinister plans. Manage to get a little closer with Cygnis, too.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, dragons, D&D, rpg, writing, dungeons, devil, cult, fantasy, magic2010-10-19 23 
12557364Dragon Quest XVIThuron turns out to be a snake creature in disguise and answers some questions about the cult, the Unspeakable One, and what will happen if the cult succeeds. Cygnis continues to grow more dependent on us, Scinnari is a bit tight-lipped when questioned about her past, and we finally get a serious lair up and running with the help of our kobold minions. Also, we get invited to a party by the Sealord.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-10-25 22 
12570611Dragon Quest XVII We buy some gunpower, find out more about Sealord and council members, get hired(in guise of Ladon "Blackjack") by Scinnari to get rid of Brother Arman and btw the cult of the Unspeakable One has plans concerning the lighthouse. Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-10-26 23 
12592656Dragon Quest XVIIIThe Sealord's ball. One of Drac's minions tries to buy our loyalty, though we opt for keeping our options open for now. Scinnari makes quite a splash, Lydon confirms that Drac is a cultist, and an elderly snake creature crashes the party with the obligatory cryptic warning. Plot, plot everywhere.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-10-28 23 
November 2010
12634766Dragon Quest XIXWe have the displeasure of meeting Cygnis' half-brother Azdukashen, discover that (not)Thuron has been murdered, and make plans for stopping the cult. We finally turn Brother Arman over to Finn and Jassa(Scinnari), overhear that she's up to something on the side, and start looking for our next target, the merchant captain Andarr. We also wine and dine both Asha and Cygnis behind Scinnari's back, but get very possessive about Scinnari herself.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-01 24 
12669869Dragon Quest XXWe go searching for the temple. Along the way we roast a ship, kill a dragon turtle, and find a cursed sword. Cygnis shows up with word that the Sealord and the cult are stepping up their timetable for the lighthouse.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-04 23 
12715111Dragon Quest XXIWe get a ride home and talk to a really knowledgeable crystal, finally getting some long awaited answers. It also seems to like us. Az is less pleased, and we troll him masterfully. The cult is on the move and has started the ritual as well as captured our ladies, so we swoop in to the rescue and prepare for the climax of the cult arc.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-08 23 
12730025Dragon Quest XXIIAttacking the Lighthouse to ruin the Cult's Summoning ritual, we find vrocks hovering around the place. Fight is NOT had, we go for stealthy and then stabby instead. Epic fight abound. Read.Dragon Quest, collective game, quest, dragon2010-11-09 23 
12752230Dragon Quest XXIIIWe plan how to get rid of Azdukashen, "Blackjack" introduce the Captain Finn to the mr. dagger and reaches agreement with Jassa.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-11 22 
12797702Dragon Quest XXIVThe council puts us on trial. As a reward for saving Freeport from the cult they try to kick us out of the city. Ungrateful bastards. Mostly debate.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-15 23 
12835112Dragon Quest XXVAz is at our mercy and we finally get a chance to do some good old fashioned villainous gloating before we have Scinnari kill him. Writer-Dude shows off his skills, to the delight of all.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-11-18 23 
12972479Dragon quest 26Bickering and angst. Potential lizardmen warriors. Problematic wizard with a dragony history. Cygnis once again causes masses of huttburt and she wasn't even there.Dragon Quest2010-11-30 22 
December 2010
13041443Dragon Quest XXVIIWe reel Asha in and almost kill her, though eventually decide against it when it comes down to a real vote. We begin fortifying Mza and are attacked by naval forces from Morinth and Rhasver.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2010-12-06 23 
13204751Dragon Quest XXVIII We defeat the Rhasver force sent to take Mza and ransom the prisoners back to them. Then we time skip forward, in which we explore Mza and expand the town. We try to spy on people, but the dice get in the way again. We do, however, snag an Orb of Storms.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dungeons, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-12-19 23 
13244947Dragon Quest XXIX Town of Mza grows, we master the Orb of Storm, get more information about the Binder. We also scavenge few ships from city of Azar, which has been destroyed by Undead.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, fantasy, dungeons, D&D, RPG, Collective Game, dragons, writing2010-12-22 24 
January 2011
13621387DragonQuest XXXITruth or Dare (without Dare, unfortunately) with Scinnari, accounting for things, and readying for a diplomatic envoy.DragonQuest, Quest, Dragon Quest2011-01-23 23 
13632632Beren QuestA city ruled by a great red wyrm... the quest beginsQuest, Beren, Dragon, Dragon Quest2011-01-23 22 
13645239Dragon Quest XXXIIIWe make our move against the adventurers, though it goes relatively poorly. We capture two, finish our immediate business in Beren, and set to work breaking our new acquisitions. We also have a chat with Scinnari about her loyalties and annex a port city.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-01-25 23 
February 2011
13734638Dragon Quest XXXIVAngst and rage between waifufags and anti-waifufags, Black Dragons causing acid rains, Scinnari being pregnant and we create the storm of the Century.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-01 23 
13806562Dragon Quest XXXVAzar is reclaimed by Tashz and the black dragon there is killed. We travel to the court of Tashzmir and start nosing around in the local politics, though the major players don't seem particularly interested in us. Relatively short for a DQ thread.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-07 23 
13891064Dragon Quest XXXVIThe Party Ends. It was fun. Now we Plan.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-14 23 
14000966Dragon Quest XXXVIIWe resurrect Mza's volcano, the dwarves strike adamantine, and Scinnari lays an egg. Seffy has also been busy building her domain, and we plot to undermine her. Wraps up with a potential lead on the "Twice-Bound," which might help us learn more about the Binder.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-02-23 22 
14067052Dragon Quest XXXVIIIMuch planning, little action. Cut short by server problems.dragon, quest, dragonquest, dragon quest, XXXVIII, 382011-02-28 23 
March 2011
14151277Dragon Quest XXXIXThrowdown in Basserak! Devils get what's coming to them.Dragon Quest XXXIX, Dragon Quest, Dragonquest, Dragon, Quest2011-03-07 23 
14254327Dragon Quest XLA new addition is made to the horde, and plans to welcome it are made.DragonQuest, Dragon Quest, Dragon, Quest2011-03-16 24 
14330937Dragon Quest XLI Cygnariassis gets a chance to enjoy our "hospitality".DragonQuest, Dragon Quest, Dragon, Quest2011-03-23 23 
14386044Dragon Quest XLII Cultists, Demons, histories of waifu wars, fa/tg/uys being evil geniuses.DragonQuest, Dragon Quest, Dragon, Quest2011-03-28 23 
April 2011
14547785Dragon Quest XLIIIAzyra's 1st birthday party, Cygnis finally wears her brother (or to be more precise; what is left of her brother).DragonQuest, Dragon Quest, Dragon, Quest2011-04-11 23 
14626381Dragon Quest XLIVWe invade a library made of cloud guarded by giants and chat up the disembodied head of a mithral golem.Dragon Quest, Dragon, Quest, Dragonquest2011-04-18 24 
14708346Dragon Quest XLV Ten years long time-skip, Azyra growing up, planning and scheaming about future.dragon, dragon quest, collective game2011-04-25 21 
May 2011
14779398Dragon Quest XLVIHammering out details of timeskip. Fucking up a black, considering freeing Soulless, starting on alchemy and wizardry guilds, kobolds again, and invasion of Avariel cities. Oh, and a Draconic Who's-who at the end of the thread.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-05-02 22 
14847474Dragon Quest XLVII Being a dad to Azyra, a mentor to a yound red dragon, and capturing not one, but two dragons, a silver and a blackdragon, Dragon quest, Dragonquest, quest2011-05-08 22 
14882299Dragon Quest XLVIII"I..."dragon quest, quest thread, collective game2011-05-11 23 
14917435Dragon Quest XLIXWherein we visit Morinth, find out that some femme-mages just can't be reasoned with, and then go to war with Rhasaver. And win!Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-05-14 23 
15005410Dragon Quest LThe war with Rhasver ends, we pick up a new city for our troubles. Seffy gets greedy and starts demanding obscene amounts of gold and adamantine as payment unless we marry her and merge our kingdoms. Meanwhile, some devils are making trouble for Scinnari and her superior is cheating her out of recognition for her work.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-05-22 27 
June 2011
15116311Dragon Quest LI why are quest thread descriptions so huge. you dont need a god damn summary of the whole thingdragon quest, quest thread, collective game2011-06-01 23 
15189000Dragon Quest LIIWe have a chat with Azyra about her new friends and manage our growing kingdom. Slower and shorter thread than usual.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-06-08 23 
15222327Dragon Quest LIIIYuan-Ti problems, Nehm being strangely curt in obedience, being happy with Azyra, cooling relationship with Seffy, and a new problem warlord to the north. And much too much irreverent arguing between players.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-06-11 26 
15375337Dragon Quest XLVIMostly dealing with a certain protegee. Some Nehmeska trying to get on our nerves. And someone who may be after Cygnis.Dragon, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-06-25 22 
August 2011
16109529Dragon Quest LIVWherein we play as a group of adventurers investigating Mza and Lord Prestor.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-08-30 20 
September 2011
16457297Dragon Quest LVWe track down the adventurers and bring them back to Mza.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-09-29 22 
October 2011
16487506Dragon Quest LVIWe finally subdue the adventurers and have words with Scinnari and Azyra.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-10-02 22 
16562313Dragon Quest LVIIIn which we decide what to do with a captured Brass.Dragon, Quest, Dragon Quest, Dragonquest, Collective Game2011-10-09 22 
16635054Dragon Quest LVIIIWe finally get around to killing the sorcerer, have a chat with Azyra about her future, learn Zevaana's true name, and try to figure out what to do about the brass dragon in our basement.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2011-10-16 21 
November 2011
16840171Dragon Quest LIXwherein we approach the elementals of earth and wind, discuss how to destroy the insidious ithilid and take our daughter out to find a suitable magic-school.Dragon Quest, dragon quest, DragonQuest, Dragon, Quest2011-11-05 21 
February 2012
17889368Dragon Quest LX Silver AgeDragon Quest sequel with new [silver] protagonistdragon, quest, dragon quest, silver, DQ,2012-02-11 16 
17991103Dragon Quest LXI: Silver AgeIcing orcs and wishing we could ice gnomes. Lucrative job is proposed, with the possibility of company. Paranoia is rife.Dragon Quest, dragonquest, Collective Game, Dragon, quest, silver2012-02-18 13 
18085185Dragon Quest LXII: Silver AgeTravel with Baha, sinister signs, corpses, and a brief fight. A few interesting ideas, though.Dragon Quest, dragonquest, Collective Game, Dragon, quest, silver2012-02-25 11 
March 2012
18164806Dragon Quest LXIII: Silver AgeInfiltrating the hold, and wondering WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2012-03-02 13 
18268225Dragon Quest LXIV: Silver AgeShorter than normal session. We stabilize found mage, fight an ooze, and wander a bit through the tunnels.Dragon Quest, dragonquest, Collective Game, Dragon, quest, silver2012-03-10 11 
18352199Dragon Quest LXV: Silver AgeWe fail in fighting and cant figure how to name our character. Also, gods of /tg/ hate Dragonquest.Dragon Quest, dragonquest, Collective Game, Dragon, quest, silver2012-03-17 10 
18433628Dragon Quest LXVI: Silver AgeWe are getting told by the gnom, and decide to crawl in sewers because its fun.Dragon Quest, dragonquest, Collective Game, Dragon, quest, silver2012-03-24 14 
April 2012
18529654Dragon Quest LXVII: Silver AgeWe rescue womanizer in distress, and argue if kobolds have any relation to the church of The Great (Red) Lord. The gnome was being a dick as usual, but then invited us to a party.Dragon Quest, dragonquest, Collective Game, Dragon, quest, silver2012-04-01 7 
18587979Dragon Quest LXVIII: Silver AgeWe clean up the worgs with some good rolls for a change, only to walk right into a pair of blue dragons.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2012-04-06 8 
18783425Dragon Quest LXIX: Silver AgeWe talk our way out of a confrontation with the two blues, the gnome plays dead, and we continue our investigation.Dragon, dragonquest, dragon quest, quest, Collective Game, RPG, D&D, dungeons, dragons, fantasy, writing2012-04-20 12 
October 2012
21105648Bronze Dragon QuestWe are born, meet a hermit, eat some gold, and kill some vines.Bronze Dragon Quest, Collective Game, dragon, bronze, quest2012-10-13 15 
21120178/tg/ Dragon Quest Part DeuxBronze Dragon quest, 2nd thread. We woke up, ate ore, made masterwork enchanted armor from said ore, killed a big dragon, and grew into a steel dragon.Bronze dragon, quest, dragon, dragon quest, FirstTimer2012-10-14 11 
December 2012
22043089Red Dragon Quest(unrelated to the old dragon quest) You are a wyrmling and your growing up (time skips are involved). Your the best and a asshole. Read the god damn quest if you want more.Collective Game, Dragon Quest, Red quest2012-12-15 13 
22056009Red dragon quest 1.5We enslave some elves, this is a major improvement in their lives. We then timeskip to the 'young' age category.Collective Game, Dragon Quest, Red quest2012-12-15 12 
22155558Red dragon quest 2Our brother's death is avenged and we face our first adventurers.Collective Game, Dragon Quest, Red quest2012-12-21 12 
22167163Red Dragon Quest 2.5We get some kobolds and fight a green.Collective Game, Dragon Quest, Red quest2012-12-22 11 
22267787Red dragon Quest 3We trick our sister into almost dying and install a new ruler in a nearby town. We also meet the black to the north.Collective Game, Dragon Quest, Red quest2012-12-29 16 
January 2013
22410499Red Dragon Quest #5Fighting the rest of the adventuring party (Paladin, Rogue, Cleric). Part 4 on foolzRed Dragon Quest, dragon, red, quest, collective game2013-01-05 17 
22531080Red Dragon Quest 6We make preparations for moving out, whilst dealing with our whiny elves and beloved sister.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red Dragon2013-01-11 13 
22663639Red Dragon Quest 7We fight a Bronze Dragon and gain some Lizardmen.Red Dragon Quest, red dragon, red, dragon, Collective Game, bronze, suahagin, lizard men2013-01-19 13 
22680270Red Dragon Quest 8We ambush a Silver dragon and strike a deal with our sister.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red, Red Dragon, Dragon, Silver, Kobold2013-01-19 16 
22791054Red Dragon Quest 009Tiamat shows us her favour and we suck up like the good chromatics we are.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red, Red Dragon, Dragon, Names, Planning2013-01-25 15 
22803291Red Dragon Quest 010The Red Dragon, a "mysterious sorcerer", foils pirate plans and moves to take control of the City.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red, Red Dragon, Dragon, Illusions, sorcerer, deception2013-01-26 13 
February 2013
22920665Red Dragon Quest 011Having taken control of the island, the Red Dragon consolidates his power and implements his policies.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red, Red Dragon, Dragon, power, gained, consolidation, policies, governing2013-02-01 17 
23324585Red Dragon Quest 12We prepare to give the sahuagin their comeuppance.Collective Game, Red Dragon Quest, Red, Red Dragon, Dragon2013-02-22 16 
April 2015
39392928Dragon Hatchling's QuestYou wake up to find out you were stolen from your mother by some bitch as dragon hunters and you have to make your way back with your pet doge.Collective Game, Dragon Hatchling's Quest, Green Dragon Quest, Hoard2015-04-17 6 
39413139Dragon Hatchling's Quest 2We fix our doge, acquire a new minion, learn how to partially read, and finally find mama?Collective Game, Dragon Hatchling's Quest, Green Dragon Quest, Hoard2015-04-18 5 
August 2015
42096752Become The Dragon Quest 1Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-08-27 24 
42126447Become The Dragon Quest 2Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-08-28 14 
42148928Become the Dragon Quest 3Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragon.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-08-29 12 
42192164Become The Dragon Quest 4Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragon.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-08-31 11 
September 2015
42228020Become the Dragon Quest 5Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-02 11 
42260655Become The Dragon Quest 6 Arrested for carrying contraband rocks!Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest 2015-09-04 8 
42286923Become The Dragon Quest 7Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-04 8 
42307922Become The Dragon Quest 8Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-07 7 
42343268Become The Dragon Quest Q&AQ&A about the likes and dislikes of the questCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-07 3 
42368286 Become The Dragon Quest 9Becoming a noble and all the trials and tribulations withinCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-09 7 
42415699Become The Dragon Quest 10Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-11 5 
42435163Become The Dragon Quest 11Kotijah's ongoing quest to become a dragonCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-12 6 
42463122Become The Dragon Quest 12A mad magician, a klutzy construct, and popping pills and potions.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-14 5 
42498027Become The Dragon Quest 13Kotijah gets beaten up, blows herself up, and hallucinates. Also the manor gets wrecked.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-15 5 
42524740Become The Dragon Quest 14Kotjah prepares for the ball and ends her uncle's conniving, leaving him broken in both body and spirit. Millie stands with us in the end.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-17 5 
42546427Become The Dragon Quest 15Kotijah goes to the ball with Duke Lamiring, meets up with her parents, and has a boss fightCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-18 4 
42577044Become The Dragon Quest 16Relationship subplots and the Order of FireCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-19 3 
42605166Become The Dragon Quest 16.5In which an illusionist is an assholeCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-20 1 
42633941Become The Dragon Quest 17In which we leave the city and immediately go looking for troubleCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-22 2 
42664082Become The Dragon Quest 19Finding a town in need and deciding to raid an enchanter's home to get to the bottom of the problemCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-24 1 
42707269Become The Dragon Quest 19In which the band gets back together and an evil necromancer gets whackedCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-09-27 1 
October 2015
42785487Become The Dragon Quest 20In which we head for the town of Nyl, meet Pirin and find Allegiset's tombCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-01 2 
42833136Become The Dragon Quest 21Adventures into the past, dragonslaying, and a surprise visit from VeinCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-03 3 
42868673Become The Dragon Quest 22Catching up with Vein, splitting loot and getting ready to party with the clericCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-07 4 
42938014Become the Dragon Quest 23Partying and possible romance, followed by a hangover and magical tattoos.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-11 4 
42975867Become The Dragon Quest 24A long talk with Kat, a new dress, and complicated romance shenanigans.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-13 2 
43059886Become The Dragon Quest 25Sorting things out and preparing for warCollective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-19 2 
43176540Become the Dragon Quest 26Continued War Preparations, Taret becomes the Starlight Knight, and undead shenanigans.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-10-27 2 
November 2015
43641522Become The Dragon Quest 27War and parties! Also Tirio gets punched.Collective Game, Become The Dragon Quest2015-11-21 1 
December 2015
44265923Blue Dragon KingYou take the role of a young Blue Dragon on his road to greatnessCollective Game, Blue Dragon Quest/Civ2015-12-19 1 
44307895Young Dragon Quest 1In which /tg/ plays as an elf that is also a dragon, in a setting where all elves are dragons.Collective Game, Young Dragon Quest, Homebrew2015-12-22 5 
44346787Young Dragon Quest 2In which /tg/ runs from ogres... right smack dab into an ogre, and realizes that they might be running towards ogres, but decides that they have no real better plans for getting home.Collective Game, Young Dragon Quest, Homebrew2015-12-24 2 
May 2016
178119European Dragon Quest 2 A European dragon interrogates a girl, rolls a lot of ones, gets more swole, and joins a court.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2016-05-25 14 
June 2016
182416European Dragon Quest 3The dragon conquers Norway and Finland for the king of Sweden and then learns that there are people want the dragon on the throne.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-03 6 
200758European Dragon Quest 4Where the dragon eats the king, becomes emperor, meets the queen of England, courts her daughter and experiments with alchemical mutagens.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-03 5 
208981European Dragon Quest 5Where we make an alliance with Germany and England, acquire and mutate some concubines, beat a communist uprising and fight giant wolf.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-05 5 
215125European Dragon Quest 6We get the wolf on our side, plan a marriage with the pregnant princess of England, start an inquisition and gets shot by the White Death.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-05 1 
225019European Dragon Quest 7Were Renexizious isn't dead, Claw recruits the White Death by unorthodox means, Renexizious gets married and has a son who gets many 20s.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-08 2 
234871European Dragon Quest 8After liberating Oslo from snake people Renexizious goes on to meet, and relocate, a fortress of dwarves. Yes, that kind of dwarves.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-12 1 
241219European Dragon Quest 9A holy order proclaims us a saint, we eat a NATO diplomat, secure a victory for England over France, and gains France as a vassal.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-12 1 
250271European Dragon Quest 10The economy gets fixed, Iceland gets vasalized and Spain trades some worrying intel for peace that gets passed around to Britain and GermanyCollective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-17 1 
256226European Dragon Quest 11Another dragon is found and taken captive, a princess is kidnapped and a war on the Warsaw Pact is planned to satisfy the loyalists.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-17 2 
266424European Dragon Quest 12: Electric BogalooThe dwarves find drow, Claw is a crit magnet as he captures them. Then the war against the Warsaw Pact begins as winter approaches.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-20 1 
268231Young Dragon QuestA young dragoness is kicked out of her parents' lair, meets an intrepid knight and heads off on an adventure with him.dragon,dragons,Young Dragon Quest,collective game,drawfag,drawfaggotry2016-06-24 2 
282062European Dragon Quest 13Russia is invaded and conquered during the winter, hippy elves get bombed by a patriotic Orc and Viktor turns out to be the head of the mob.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History 2016-06-24 5 
301578European Dragon Quest 14: A New PopeRenexizious becomes the pope, plans a crusade for Istanbul, and watch the US presidential debate turn into a bloody battle.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-06-29 5 
293791Young Dragon Quest IIOur heroes chat, dream, and wake up to a surprise.Young Dragon Quest, Collective Game, dragon, dragons, drawfag, drawfaggotry2016-06-30 2 
July 2016
333104European Dragon Quest 15In the longest EDQ thread to date Renexizious finds his parents and finds a portal leaving to a strange world. Also, he grows a second head.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-07-09 1 
341523European Dragon Quest 16Renexizious returns from his mother's world and goes on a tour of the empire. Then vents frustration by fucking with the elves.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-07-09 1 
324556Young Dragon Quest IIIFighting turns to flyting with a skeleton.Young Dragon Quest, collective game, dragon, dragons, drawfag, drawfaggotry2016-07-12 2 
348501European Dragon Quest 17Improved pheromone powers are explored, the cabinet is expanded upon and the Queen of the British Empire dies. Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-07-13 1 
367140European Dragon Quest 18Renexizious pillages Cuba with his daughters, finds out Julius is a vampire, and goes investigating the portal under Paris.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-07-18 1 
380750Young Dragon Quest IVThe battle draws to a fiery close.Young Dragon Quest, collective game, dragon, dragons, drawfag, drawfaggotry2016-07-25 1 
393723European Dragon Quest 19We visit the Warhammer Universe and roll over some dwarves in an attempt to get another wife.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-07-27 1 
August 2016
412933European Dragon Quest 20Renexizious beat a vampire, steal his treasure, and turns a tapestry maker into a halv-dragon. While Elizabeth is dealing with rebellion.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-08-02 1 
424150European Dragon Quest 21A deal is struck with Khorne before heading home. Elizabeth turns into a dragon, some elves are eaten, and Victor wins the US election.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-08-05 1 
445329European Dragon Quest 22We patch things up with our wife and Khorne, and Elizabeth lays an egg. With that done, we plan out our conquest of Greece.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-08-07 5 
459708European Dragon Quest 23In this thread we travel to Greece, Flames gets his first girlfriend, and we try to spend time with Frankizka.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM, Dragon, Dragons, Europe, Cold War, Alternate History2016-08-19 5 
September 2016
624945EDQ:30We deal with student cultists. Talk in a Scottish accent. And call Chrysoula horny.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Quest, QuestingQM2016-09-28 1 
October 2016
652349European Dragon Quest 31: Sieg Heil EditionWe mutate Richard and Chrysoula a little (but not as much), meet our Senpai, Adolf Hitler and turn him also into a dragon, and help Richard.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Collective Game, Cold War, Alternate History2016-10-07 1 
623542Young Dragon Quest VITown shows up, but the artist made everything too complicated and doesn't get any more posts in.Young Dragon Quest, collective game, dragon, dragons, drawfag, drawfaggotry2016-10-10 2 
685264European Dragon Quest 32In this thread, we tumble our wife mid-air with kids watching, enslave people, build a refinery town, and tumble a Khornate shield-maiden.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Collective Game, Dragon, Dragons, Khornates2016-10-15 1 
700210European Dragon Quest 33We fuck up Bretonnia a little, become a bro to a Reikguard, get a doggo, and decide to visit 2016 to make it great again.European Dragon Quest, Collective Game, QuestingQM, Dragons, Dimensional Fuckery2016-10-19 1 
724720European Dragon Quest 34: 2016Ren travels to a dimension where there is only war... No, not 40k you neckbeard cis-shitlord scum. And Ren gets accused of RAPE.European Dragon Quest, 2016, Collective Game, QuestingQM2016-10-24 1 
746516European Dragon Quest 35In this episode, Ren has more sex then usual, we find our daughter, and Elizabeth gets KHORNATE RAGE and scares anons. That's pretty hotQuestingQM, Collective Game, Dragon, Tumbling, Alternative History, European Dragon Quest2016-10-31 1 
November 2016
763722Dragon Quest Monsters Quest 1Let's have fun with a Dragon Quest Monsters Quest!Lotoquest, Dragon Quest Monsters2016-11-02 1 
764555European Dragon Quest 36In this episode, we escape to another dimension to avoid getting raped for all eternity by tentacles, and head back to our empire, finally.Collective Game, QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Dragons,2016-11-05 1 
782622Dragon Quest Monsters Quest 2The quest continues!Lotoquest, Dragon Quest Monsters2016-11-10 1 
802406European Dragon Quest 37: New Title Image Edition!In this episode, Ren discovers the meaning of friendship, and that tumbling isn't the answer to everything, and hear the sound of beta tearCollective Quest, Terrorism, European Dragon Quest, Tumbling, Beta Tears, QuestingQM2016-11-14 3 
827601European Dragon QuestWe tumble Elizabeth, hear about a furry Slaaneshian cult which practices both vore and bondage, and call the InquisitionCollective Quest, QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest,2016-11-18 2 
826388Dragon Quest Monsters Quest 3Sadly, this one ended early.Lotoquest, Dragon Quest Monsters2016-11-19 1 
794205Young Dragon Quest VIIA tavern is entered and friends are made - or are they?Young Dragon Quest, collective game, dragon, dragons, drawfag, drawfaggotry2016-11-21 2 
846519European Dragon Quest 39: Remov FurfagIn this episode, we get a lot of nat twenties, bump our research up, tumble a lot, and realize the apocalypse is coming... Soon though.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Cold War, Collective Game2016-11-24 1 
December 2016
865605European Dragon Quest 40In this episode we do serious things, lots of science, mature, and otherwise nearly finish the Internet. Oh, and we get Liz to eat peopleCollective Game, QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Alternative History2016-12-01 3 
889782European Dragon Quest 41: Fortunate Sons EditionIn this episode we do lots of SCIENCE!!!, invade Korea, intervene in Vietnam, and ditch our kid at his birthday. Fuck yeah.TriggeredQM, QuestingQM, Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Vietnam,2016-12-09 2 
914442European Draogn Quest 42: Return of ClawIn this episode, Claw returns, we tumble a few women like usual, follow the family tradition of being Neutral Evil, and go to Vietnam.Collective Game, QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Claw, Autism2016-12-14 3 
939471European Dragon Quest 43In this episode we give the QM some feedback, tumble a mage, and we all realize Ren should really stop fucking around. Liz's boobs get big.QuestingQM, Irony, Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Dragons BTFO Shit, MUTATIONS!2016-12-20 1 
965171European Dragon Quest 44In this episode, QM dies a bit, we don't really do too much, talk to Revenaris, yeah. Not much happens due to QM death.QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Collective Game,2016-12-29 1 
January 2017
986833European Dragon Quest 45In this episode, Ren discovers the fun of harems, takes over a kobold village, and gets asked a very important question.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, Dragons, Cold War, SCIENCE!!!2017-01-03 1 
1004606European Dragon Quest 46In this episode we meet the kobold legate's daughter, Viktorious takes direct control of the UN and NATO and gets nukes. Which is bad.WORRY, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Cold War,2017-01-09 1 
1034120European Dragon Quest 47In this episode we lose Valkia, get shit done as Elizabeth and become less insecure, and find out how upgrades get assigned.European Dragon Quest, Collective Game, Cold War, QuestingQM2017-01-17 1 
1057973European Dragon Quest 48In this episode, a couple breaks up that we've known for a while, we do SCIENCE and begin to develop lasers, and get Khorne as a headmate.European Dragon Quest, What Is My Life, Cold War, QuestingQM,2017-01-25 1 
1088225European Dragon Quest 49In this installment of EDQ, we start a rebellion against Vlad Tepes and get our new behemoth to help us.European Dragon Quest, Does Anybody Read the Tags, Why Don't I have More Players?, Is there a god?, Collective Game, QuestingQM,2017-01-31 1 
February 2017
1112843European Dragon Quest 50In this Episode, the QM dies again after going to work, we play as Claw and be sociallly awkward as fuck, and go as Pragius to fight a boss.QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Vlad Tepes2017-02-06 2 
1139904European Dragon Quest 51In this episode, Elizabeth gets even more motherly, we make giant trees to sell for a shitload of money to the kobolds, who we learn about.QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, CapitalismDragonEdition, LongLiveBritannia,2017-02-15 1 
1164279European Dragon Quest 52In this episode we go into Civ Mode, deal with our dad Jorund, and talk to the American embassy with Patrick the Minotaur.QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Cold War, Civilization, Sweden2017-02-21 1 
1188695European Dragon Quest 53In this episode, we earn the eternal love of Chrysoula, get slightly insulted by a dwarf, and consolidate the realm further.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Cold War2017-02-26 2 
March 2017
1209596European Dragon Quest 54In this episode, we peacefully take over Luxembourg, get some religious followers among the college, and we nearly get into a Khornate rage.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Cold War,2017-03-06 1 
1236445European Dragon Quest 56In this episode, we take our son to school, try to be romantic, and find out Elizabeth can't drink worth a damn. And become loving, no lustBlatant Lies, QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Cold War, Collective Game2017-03-13 2 
1257127European Dragon Quest 56In this episode, Charlemagne comes back, shoots Claw, and anons avoid a Columbine shooting due to QM's bad rolling. Oh, and we nom sugar.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Collective Game,2017-03-19 1 
1282830European Dragon Quest 57In this episode, we find out the Drow have been behind everything, and they attack Sweden with biological weapons... And fail.European Dragon Quest, Collective Quest, QuestingQM, Terrorism2017-03-29 2 
April 2017
1313378European Dragon Quest 58: Doctor Gerbil and Mr. Squeakers.In this episode, Liz discovers the GNOMES, and of course, goes to kick their ass. What happens? Well, probably a lot of gnome-ass gets rekt.Gnome Genocide, Elizabeth Did Nothing Wrong, The Gnome Holocaust, European Dragon Quest, Snek Scots™, Collective Game2017-04-06 1 
1341539European Dragon Quest: Double the TroublwIn this episode, Charlemagne decides to MAN THE HELL UP and takes care of some of the nation's degeneracy, meet Not Alex Jones, and gnomes.European Dragon Quest, Kill All Gnomes2017-04-13 1 
1362778European Dragon Quest 60 Portal ShenanignsIn this episode, QM gets busy with work and leaves a lot, but stuff gets done, and we give Charlemagne the option of becoming a dragon.QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest2017-04-23 1 
May 2017
1393257European Dragon Quest 61In this episode, Liz stops being autistic once and for all, and shit gets done kind of. QM is a bit late archiving.European Dragon Quest, Collective Game,2017-05-08 1 
1459705European Dragon Quest 63: Misadventures of RevenarisIn this episode, Revenaris drunkingly signs on with the kobold army, we deal with the final "communist surge" and we meet the snek chineesCollective Game, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2017-05-22 1 
1489962European Dragon Quest 64In this episode, Liz gets SALTY as hell from finding out we had a bit of a harem which we forgot to tell her. She's very, very salty.Salt, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2017-05-31 1 
June 2017
1551711European Dragon Quest 65In this episode, we try to talk to a depressed elf who's the mother of one of our kids, and get Liz to be happy for a little while...European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2017-06-18 1 
July 2017
1616851European Dragon Quest 66.5In this episode, QuestingQM actually is alive, and we patch relations with Liz up.QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Collective Game2017-07-07 1 
1644854European Dragon Quest 67This time on EDQ, Liz lost her human form, we canceled our vacation to go home and SCIENCE, Ren become white again, Liz became greenQuestingQM, European Dragon Quest, Collective Quest2017-07-17 1 
August 2017
1683376European Dragon Quest 68In this episode, the Russians begin to become nazis, the Balkans are on fire... But we get tech shit done.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2017-08-01 1 
1730859European Dragon Quest 69Deus Vult. Also, magic bullshit and we get shit done.Collective Game, QuestingQM, European Dragon Quest2017-08-12 1 
1769302European Dragon Quest 70In this episode, we manage to fail exerting complete control over Finland, appoint Mannerheim to be it's ruler, and deal with the kobolds.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Collective Game, When will this fucking quest die?, 2017-08-22 1 
September 2017
1799716European Dragon Quest 71In this episode we change the timeline and remove waifus. It works out great.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2017-09-03 1 
1839232European Dragon Quest 72In this episode, QM is overworked and struggles to post, and dies a lot.Collective Game, European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM2017-09-14 1 
1866730Swole European Dragon Quest 73In this episode, Claw gets SWOLE AS FUCK, and fails to be a Chad, all while we make a new meme, that of BBM.Big Black Minotaur Meme is Best Meme, Stop Ancaps Now, European Dragon Quest, Collective Game, SWOLE, Chad, Spamming Tags, KHORNATES!2017-09-23 1 
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